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"Idol Channel"!
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We're pleased to have you here today for our first ever "Idol Channel" program.
We're very excited to have you on our show.
Thank you!
This show is brought to you by "Idol girls who are growing as idols".
And the first episode of "idling" will air on October 18th from Thursday to midnight at 8:45pm.
Please watch it!
And now, let's begin "idling"!
Alright!
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The long-awaited 13th "idling" Season 13 DVD Box!
On sale October 17th!
Not only is it a very popular project that only "idling" can do,
but it's also a collaboration project that has welcomed many gorgeous guests.
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Alright, little kittens!
Speaking of "idling"...
When we think of "idling", we think of "idling" about appetite, "idling" about art, "idling" about sports...
Endo-san, what does "idling" mean to you?
"Idling"?
Like, dressing up in dark clothes...
Endo-san, for you, "idling" is dressing up in dark clothes...
In summer, I feel like I have to wear orange...
So I want to wear black...
Let's dress up in bright colors in autumn too!
So... How about you, Nomoto-san?
What about you, Nomoto-san?
It's the season for a lot of things, isn't it? A lot of shows...
You said you don't have an appetite!
What are you trying to say?
Masuda-san said she doesn't have an appetite in the beginning, so...
But you still have an appetite!
I'm sorry...
So, for today's "Gambling", what will you do? Please give us the title!
Gambling! Who is the number one king of kingdom?
Let it flow!
What did you say?
Who is the number one kicker?
Kicker?
I'm going to kick you!
It's close, but it's not that kind of title.
Please listen carefully. I'll announce it!
Who is the number one kicker who can kick a man who wants to kick his butt?
It's not "kick", it's "ketsukeri"!
Ketsukeri?
Who is the number one kicker who can kick a man who wants to kick his butt?
Who? I don't know what you're talking about!
Let's call out the man who wants to kick his butt!
Who is it?
I knew it!
Why not?
Mr. Kephera Ray, I'm Danny Gennatsan.
Why not?
You're too funny!
I heard you wanted to be kicked in the buttocks.
Yes.
You wanted to be kicked in the buttocks.
That's right. My throat was numb.
I see.
I didn't know you had such a strong will.
You all had something done by Mister, didn't you?
Yes, we did!
Yes, and that's exactly what this project is about.
Yes, it is.
That's right.
A man who wants to be kicked in the buttocks,
A.D. Uematsu-sans,
will decide who will be the number one idol who is good at kicking in the buttocks.
Good at kicking in the buttocks?
How did you come up with such a project?
That's right.
In fact, some of the staff who heard about it wanted to go home early for a meeting in the middle of the night.
So, they decided that it would be better if they were kicked in the buttocks.
So, a few days ago, we did a kick research show and called you all individually
and asked you to kick Mister in the buttocks.
And we got that prediction right.
We got it right.
So, this time, while watching the pre-recorded VTR,
we will see who is best at kicking in the buttocks,
and who is the number one idol who is good at kicking in the buttocks,
among the fans who have been kicked in the buttocks all over the country.
There are a lot of fans who have been kicked in the buttocks, right?
Yes, there are.
It's a story of how they finally did it.
That's right.
Mister, how did you feel when you were actually kicked in the buttocks?
Well, it was the best.
I didn't know you could look at it like that.
Yes.
How many people kicked you?
Nineteen.
Nineteen?
Nineteen people kicked you. It must be painful.
No, it's not painful at all.
It's not painful at all?
No, it's more like I'm excited.
Excited!
By the way, the psychological condition of men who want to be kicked in the buttocks
has been studied by Komada Women's University's humanist scholar,
Dr. Tomita Takahashi, who is familiar with psychology.
Rather than being limited to a part of the body, such as the buttocks,
being kicked in the buttocks by one's mother when one was young
has remained as an impression in one's mind.
In other words, it seems that a psychology that wants to be protected and cared for
by an elderly person like one's mother or someone who has tolerance works.
I'm looking forward to it.
In other words, it's like Do-Em-No-Maza-Con, isn't it?
It's a psychological condition, isn't it?
It's strange that you can't do it because of the smell of the buttocks, Tomita.
It's strange!
I think you're making your dream come true the most in this program.
By the way, who is the member you wanted to be kicked the most in this program?
Well, it's Goto.
Goto?
He's not here!
He's a type.
Huh?
He said he's a type.
It's not just about being a type!
No, no, no. I'm seriously the type of person who's unlucky.
Really.
Really!
No, you're wrong now.
He's not here!
It's the early days.
The early days.
It's changed.
He said he's a type.
He's a type.
What was he like in the past?
In the past? No, Goto's face was like that, but Kikuchi's inside was like that.
But now...
Kikuchi's not like that.
What?!
But, his inside is different now. What's happening?
I didn't know I'd get hurt like this.
That's amazing.
Before we decide on number one, let's look at the members who didn't make it to Mr. Omega's list.
Let's take a look.
Here you go.
- My butt... - Nasty molly.
Can you cut my butt?
- Wait, are you serious? - Yes.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - No problem.
So you're using that against the camera, huh?
- Not at all. - So cute!
- I'm really interested in this. - You've been telling me this.
- It's just a pile of... - Just a pile of...
- I'm sorry. - Yes.
- Here we go. - "Just a pile of..."
Oh, not at all, I'm weak at it.
She's 17 years old.
Her wrist is weak.
She's pretty good.
It's close, though.
She did it!
She can do it.
That's funny!
Here I go.
Just once.
Just once is enough, right?
No, no.
Here I go.
It's coming out from your knee properly.
It's coming out from your knee.
I'll do it.
It's long!
I'll do it.
I've done it many times.
You can be serious.
Really?
Rehearsal. Rehearsal. Rehearsal.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'll do it.
The air is weird.
It's like we're alone in the room.
I'll do it.
Where are you doing it?
Well...
It's not enough material yet.
Is it weak?
Yes.
I'm getting sick of it!
Can you do it one more time?
Yes.
Yes, more!
Ah, one more!
I really want it!
Thank you.
Unfortunately, that's it for the preliminaries.
Was it better for you to enter or not?
I don't know.
Did you enter cleanly?
There were a few, but they were weak.
They were weak.
How can they be weak?
I don't know what the criteria are.
For me, I was kicked in the butt.
What is this?
Who kicked you in the butt?
Was it over with just pain?
I had nausea.
I see.
You wanted something like love.
Does it make sense?
You can't just kick them.
No, no.
You have feelings.
But there are still eight people left.
Yes.
So, the real thing starts now.
Out of the members who were eliminated in the preliminaries,
out of the top eight,
we will decide who kicks in the butt the best.
The rules are tournament-style.
Two people will stand up while looking at the VCR.
The member who wins will get the title of "kicking in the butt idol number one".
That's great!
It's called "kicking in the butt" because of the profile.
Yes.
It's called "kicking in the butt of a high school boy".
Isn't it really good?
By the way, the tournament table looks like this.
Wow!
I don't know the criteria, so I can only say "wow".
I don't know who is stronger.
Speaking of physical ability, Sakai and Tomoka also play soccer.
Yes.
There are still people with physical strength.
There is also a simple strength.
Yes, and technology.
Technology.
What technology?
I see.
If you become number one, you will definitely be asked to kick in the butt at a handshake event.
We won't do it.
We will only kick in the butt of "mister".
We will only kick in the butt of "mister" of idols.
Let's start the first round.
First of all, let's watch Itou versus Kawamura's VTR.
Please watch it.
What kind of VTR is it?
Kawamura's VTR
What kind of kick do you do?
Is it recent?
Oh, I did it.
On the pillow.
On the pillow?
I did it like a sound bag.
I was learning Taekwondo.
When did you start Taekwondo?
I learned Taekwondo from the first year of middle school to the end of the second year of middle school.
Are you good at kicking?
For people's eyes.
Can I?
Yes, please.
Excuse me.
Here I go.
Cool!
What do you think?
That's cool.
I think you've matured.
What do you think?
Can you kick?
I'm good at fighting.
She's good at fighting.
She's good at kicking.
I can kick, too.
It may not be very powerful.
It's okay.
Here I go.
It's a lot of fun.
Here I go.
I see.
Mr. Ito, you were amazing!
That was cool!
Your stance was amazing. It was wide.
From here, you were perfect from the beginning.
I'm happy to be praised for my martial arts skills, but I'm also happy to be praised for my hair style!
But it was beautiful. It was amazing.
Yes, it was very good.
Mr. Kamura was also pretty good. You looked like you were having fun.
I said I was having fun.
Now, I'd like you to decide which one was better for you, Mr. Kamura.
Mr. Kamura, which one was better for you? Please!
For me, it was you, Mr. Ito!
This is difficult!
The point is...
Mr. Ito, you were a taekwondo player, and technically...
What do you mean "technically bad"?
Your spirit for kicking was amazing.
Since you have the basics, you were able to transfer your power to your kick.
Amateurs tend to lose their balance.
What am I saying?
I think that technical aspect was good.
I'm happy!
Mr. Kamura, how about you?
Mr. Kamura was also good, but...
How should I put it...
He kicked like an old man who doesn't know what's going on.
I see!
He didn't know what was going on.
He was just defending in the studio.
I see.
Yes, but I lost.
I knew it!
Because you were his opponent!
That's right!
Yes, it was a difficult match.
Now, let's move on...
What is this?
Now, let's move on...
What is this?
Next up is...
Mr. Sakai vs...
Ms. Konooka.
I'm looking forward to it!
He looks strong!
Please step forward.
Yes!
He looks strong!
Do you like kick kick?
With this T-shirt?
I like it.
I see.
Do you kick recently?
I don't kick recently.
Not at all?
Not at all.
But I have a sound bag at home.
What?
You have a sound bag?
How about kick kick?
I don't kick with a sound bag.
My brother does it well and I imitate it.
Can you do it?
How can I do it?
How do you like it?
Great!
I like it.
Heavy kick.
One more time?
Yes.
Can you do it?
You are good!
Do you like kick kick?
I played soccer.
You like it?
Yes.
Do you kick recently?
Yes.
I played soccer.
I see.
When you have a day off?
Yes.
I see.
Are you confident in kick kick?
Yes.
Can you kick my butt?
What?
Can I?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Absolutely?
Yes.
No regrets?
No regrets.
I'll do it.
One more time?
One more time.
Yes.
I'll do it.
I like it.
Yes.
Great!
Good sound!
High level!
How was it?
Well...
Mr. Tonoka, who is a soccer player, and Mr. Sakai, who has been trained in a sandbag since childhood, are both wonderful.
As expected of Mr. Tonoka, who is a soccer player, it was very beautiful, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
The distance was also good.
I thought Mr. Uemachi's butt was a ball and cut it.
No, it was a very beautiful form.
I don't think Sakachi has that kind of experience.
No, I don't.
So it's a little closer to Mr. Tonoka.
I see.
Normally, you would feel weak.
But you were able to express your strength with that.
It means you have a strong back.
What are you talking about?
You have a strong back.
That's why you were able to kick it at that distance.
What are you talking about?
It's a little closer to Mr. Tonoka.
Well, then...
I'd like you to decide, Mr. Tonoka.
Which one was better?
Mr. Sakai.
It was heavy.
It was powerful.
It was heavy for a kick.
Was it great?
I don't know why, but I'm very frustrated right now.
It's worth it.
But it wasn't bad, right?
Yes, it wasn't bad.
But you kicked it because you thought it was a ball.
Isn't it good?
I'd like you to kick me in the back.
If it's not a sport, what is it?
Well, let's move on.
Next is "Asahi-san vs. Ojima-san" VTR.
Here it is.
Asahi-san, do you like kicking or not?
I like it. I don't know.
Do you have a favorite way of kicking?
A way of kicking?
Is it like... from the side?
From the side?
Let's do it.
Not yet, not yet.
Can I do it from a distance?
Yes, sensei.
What did you say at the end?
If you could choose one, which one would you choose?
I think I like it.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it.
And at school, I'm pretty good at running. What do you call it?
Jumping?
I'm pretty good at jumping.
I'm pretty low.
Low?
I'm pretty low.
Let's go.
You're pretty good at it.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Let's go.
Jumping!
That's pretty good, too.
How was it for you two?
It was different from before.
You two jumped and did a jump kick.
That's right.
You two didn't wear coats.
But we did.
I see.
You're serious, aren't you?
You were like, "More! More!"
Like...
I! O! I!
Why did you do that?
I'm sorry, but I'm scared.
You were scared?
Yes!
The rhythm of you two...
The rhythm suddenly got better, I was surprised.
But you danced properly and beautifully.
Such beautiful girls gathered.
Why is that?
Oshima-san was also good.
At the end, I was told to do it with a loud voice, but I couldn't do it with a loud voice.
I think you were the most excited.
Yes, that's right.
I'm sorry for getting too excited, but unfortunately we're running out of time!
Please watch it on demand!
Anyway, that's it for today! Bye!
Really?
To be honest, I can't do either of them.
I can't do either of them!
Now, then...
I'm curious about this...
It was like a final match, wasn't it?
Now, let's have Mr. Musa decide which kick was better.
Please!
Oshima-san!
Thank you!
You're depressed!
A little. I was a little irritated.
A little.
A little irritated.
A little.
But you were fine, weren't you?
Well, I guess it's not about the push-ups...
Push-ups?!
...but the weight was...
Because you were hurting a little at the end!
Like, "It hurts, it hurts!"
Was it okay for you to hurt?
No, but...
It hurt more when you kicked me in the butt, but...
My elbow hit my shoulder.
Ah, yes.
But my butt was already too good...
Too good?!
Was it okay?!
How about you, Asahi? What didn't you like about it?
Well, there was Disney World, but...
I was a little embarrassed about it...
Ah, you're still upset about it?
Embarrassed?!
Of course I'm embarrassed about it!
I didn't ask you to kick me in the butt!
It's normal.
It's normal for me too!
It's become a weird feeling.
What is it?
If you make a school uniformed girl do something like that, it'll make you feel even more guilty!
It's true!
It's dangerous!
I have a feeling that school uniforms and push-ups go well together!
Right?!
Well!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Now, let's move on to the next one!
Next up is Kurata-san vs. Nomoto-san's VTR!
Here it is!
Kurata-san, you recently...
kicked me.
Ah...
Did you kick me? To someone?
To someone? But... anything.
You do it a lot, don't you?
But...
Well...
I sometimes do it to Kaipyo, too.
I do it to my butt sometimes.
I do it for fun, too.
But seriously...
I went back to Osaka the other day.
At that time...
I did it to my little brother.
That was close.
Was it?
A little more.
Okay.
I'll do it a little more.
Are you sure you're okay?
I'm okay. I'm okay.
What did you do recently?
I did kickboxing last year.
Do you mean that kick?
I used to play kick baseball, so I like that kick.
Have you ever kicked anyone?
To my little brother?
Or to a fight?
You're so annoying!
You're touching me without permission.
Let's do it lightly.
I see.
It's so light.
I think it's easier to do it with normal feet.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
She's serious.
I think it's easier to do it with normal feet.
That's amazing!
You're both good at it.
It's easier to do it with normal feet.
Basically, I don't like it if I wear shoes.
That's why I did it with normal feet.
I see. It's a way of thinking of a firefly.
I see.
Please make your choice.
Which one did you like better?
It's Mr. Nomoto!
Thank you!
He's experienced.
Was it bad, Kura-san?
No, it wasn't bad, but Mr. Nomoto was too good.
Mr. Nomoto.
At first, I was a little nervous.
But Mr. Uemoto told me to go with it.
But I wasn't satisfied with it.
I don't know how I did it.
Everyone was so happy.
What's with the winning comment?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know either.
Let's move on.
Next up is...
It's the semi-final.
Yes, it's the semi-final.
Next up is Ito-san and Sakai-san.
Yes.
But you saw the VTR earlier.
Yes.
From now on, there will be no VTR.
Yes.
You'll see it in person.
Is that okay?
Well...
Yes.
No, no.
I still remember how you felt.
I want you to take this to the final.
I see!
What is this?
What do you remember about it?
Well...
I'll decide it.
You'll decide it?
Yes.
I see.
First of all, Ito-san and Sakai-san...
Yes.
Which one do you like better?
Well...
I'm sorry, but...
I'll choose Ito-san.
Ito-san!
Sakai-san!
What is this complicated feeling?
Sakai-san!
What is this feeling?
Can we do it one more time?
Can we win?
His legs were like a whip.
That's right!
It was a battle of weight or sharpness.
Also, his legs are thin.
And...
Ojima-san or Nomoto-san?
It's Motoki-san. It's Nomoto-san.
I knew it!
In the end, you become an experienced player.
That's right!
You did kickboxing, didn't you?
But I only did it for one month.
But you did it, didn't you?
Yes, I did it.
So, it's kickboxing versus taekwondo.
No fighting.
And now...
The final is...
I forgot about it.
Everyone, please kick my butt and decide.
I'll say "half and half".
Okay, I got it!
Please decide, Miss Amai.
Itou-san's body is so thin.
I know about Nomoto-san, though.
You know about me?
I'm scared!
You prepared it so quickly!
It's true that it's easy to kick.
But since Yuna doesn't have that image, it's a gap and it's starting to look cool.
It's a little cool, isn't it?
I'm happy that I can see you in person.
Yuna only saw you in V.
I'm happy that I can see you in person.
Now, first of all, let's start with Itou-san.
Then...
Can I make up my mind?
Yes.
Can I make up my mind?
Please do.
This is the final round of "Number One Decision Match".
First of all, Itou-san, please go first!
How dare you!
How was it?
Well... I remembered it now.
What are you doing?
There were words in it, too.
It was the best.
It was the best, wasn't it?
I see.
Thank you very much.
Now, then...
Nomoto-san of high school.
It's fun!
Now, it's time for kickboxing.
Nomoto-san of kickboxing.
It's like a battle of two kinds!
Who will win?
Nomoto-san, please kick!
Who will win?
How was it?
My heart is beating like normal.
My body went forward a little.
This is what you call a weight control and sharpness.
Now, Mr. will decide.
Have you decided yet?
Yes, I have.
I see.
Then, Mr., please announce your number one favorite idol.
My number one favorite idol is...
Ms. Nomu!
Congratulations!
How was it?
You won first place.
Yes.
To be honest, I'm not happy at all.
I don't know why, but I've been pushed into a skirt by a professional once.
Congratulations!
I've been thinking about that direction for a while, but I decided to focus on this direction.
I see.
On the day I joined, or on the day I was trained, I decided to join because I could become a professional six months later.
You're right.
Thank you.
If you don't feel it with your butt...
Thank you.
You won't know.
Can I say it at the end?
Shut up!
Anyway, please announce your number one favorite idol!