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I don't know what's said in the world
I'm used to everything
I don't know what's good or bad
I'm living in the moment
Let's throw away what we don't need and change tomorrow
Depend on me and set yourself, let's go!
If you don't throw away something, you can't grab anything
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's have fun and be serious in the dance
Level up and look, it's awesome!
Jump! Jump! To a new world
Get a star in your heart and go to the next stage
I don't need that dress from two years ago, or this and that, I don't need all of it
I don't need anyone's long hair, beards, or memories, all together, bye bye
Empty your heart and reset yourself, let's go now
If you don't throw away anything, you can't grab anything
Let's talk about it, it's a simple interface, open it up and see, it's the best
In this new world, get two stars and your pocket will continue to grow
(Yeah!)
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa- ya, pa-ya-pa-ya!
IDOLING!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
Hello, I'm MC of IDOLING, Mando. Nice to meet you.
I'm celebrity announcer, Saito Maiko. Nice to meet you.
This show is about IDOLING girls who are growing up as idol singers.
And IDOLING will start at 2:45 p.m. on October 18th.
Yes, it has changed.
Let me introduce IDOLING!
Yes, as you know today, I will send you. Let's get excited again today!
Nice and hot, I want to kiss you. In short, NHKing!
IDOLING 12th LIVE is a numbering LIVE for the first time in a year!
At present, 21 people, it is the first numbering LIVE to commemorate!
It will be held at NHKing Hall on Sunday, November 25!
Please see IDOLING growing up live!
Well, girls...
I heard you girls are full of energy today.
Yes!
You'll do your best, right?
Yes!
Are you in good shape?
Yes!
Itou-san!
Yes!
You're full of energy, right?
Full of energy!
What are you saying?
I'm full of energy!
That means you're full of energy.
Yes, I am!
I see!
Let's go!
Henga Championship Match!
Let's get started!
Yes!
A first-class idol is one who has various facial expressions.
That's right!
A true idol is one who can show various facial expressions depending on the situation.
That means...
The challenge will be to determine the member with the weirdest face in the Henga Championship!
Yes!
Wow!
We have to decide.
That's right!
We have to!
We have to decide who is the best.
Yes!
Let me explain the rules.
The members who will participate this time will be given some photos of Henga throne in advance.
Yes!
In this one-on-one tournament competition, we will display photos of Henga Championship in order.
The judge who thinks Masuno-san's face is weirder will be the winner.
And the winner will be given the title of "Henga King Queen".
Yes!
I want it!
You want Henga King Queen, don't you?
Yes!
The Henga Championship has come this far, everyone.
That's right!
And this is a self-competition, isn't it?
Yes!
This is one of the members' tournaments.
Yes!
And we are one of the members.
That's right!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Yes!
Okawa-san, you're starting to look weird. Are you okay?
No, I'm not!
I'm... I'm... I'm smiling! I'm smiling!
You're smiling now, aren't you?
This is my normal face.
I see.
Is it okay for me to say this?
Is it okay?
I'll keep it a secret.
Don't say it!
I'm sorry!
If you're an editor of a fashion magazine, you should keep this show a secret.
What kind of talent is that?!
No, no, I'm sure you know about the show.
I know about the show, but until you tell me what you're doing...
Until you say it, yes.
It's too late for that.
Now, it's the 8 of us against each other.
This is the format of the tournament.
Yes!
Here it is!
What will it be?
This is quite...
From the first round...
It's an Asahi-Nagano confrontation.
That's right.
The level is high!
The level is high, isn't it?
That's right.
Isn't this a winning move?
It seems like it.
It seems like it's going to be a close match.
Now, it's Kikuchi-san and Tamagawa-san against each other.
Yes!
Tamagawa-san, you know how to transform, don't you?
Yes, I do!
Since I don't normally transform like that, I'll show you how to transform like that.
The width of your arms, right?
Yes, I see.
I'd like to do it.
Now, and... Wow, this is...
This is bad!
It seems like it's going to be a close match.
Ah, it's amazing.
Now, it's Kurata-san and Itou-san against each other.
Yes, fourth generation.
It's surprising, but...
Well, I know Itou-san, but I don't have that image of Kurata-san.
I'm pretty good at it.
You're good at it, aren't you?
Itou-san, you're just like you normally are.
My real face isn't a strange face.
Now, let's start the first round of "Strange Face Challenge"!
The first round is Nagano-san against Asahi-san!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Seriously, I'm not going to lose!
Seriously!
Do you normally do it?
Yes, I do.
Do you normally do it?
I don't normally do it.
By the way, you're doing it now.
Wait a minute.
Maiko-san, look away for a moment.
Seriously!
Maipuru-san!
She's nervous.
Maiko-san!
She's crazy.
I'm sorry.
Now, let's start.
Asahi-san will go first.
Ah, Nagano-san.
Nagano-san's strange face.
Go ahead!
What is this?
Ugly is ugly, right?
This kind of ugly is necessary, right?
What is this?
Is there a theme for this?
I have ears on this.
So I can make a face that fits my ears.
But you can't see your ears.
Isn't it a fatal mistake?
I can make my chin into a triangle.
That's why I asked you to use it today.
You're good at making your chin into a triangle.
When do you use that skill?
When I make a weird face like this.
When you make a weird face like this.
I don't think it's bad.
Thank you.
Are you confident about this?
The moment I saw this, I knew I won.
I see.
Next is Asahi's weird face photo.
Here you go.
What is this?
This is bad.
What is this?
Isn't it something you use to draw on your smartphone?
I haven't used it at all.
From this angle...
She used the angle.
It's despicable.
And it's funny that you can see your cheek.
It's funny that you can see your cheek.
This is the ultimate weird face.
This is scary.
You can't see your face anymore.
This is amazing.
It's like you're going home from school.
This is only the first round.
This is cute.
And now...
First, Nagano's weird face.
Second, Asahi's weird face.
Which one was weirder? Judge, please.
The winner is Asahi!
Nagano-san, it wasn't bad, but it was a little...
It was a little too high class.
The level was a little different.
This is a little...
This is horror.
Asahi-san is amazing!
I'm serious!
You're serious, right? You're aiming for the back of the screen.
So, Asahi-san won the first round!
Thank you!
This is a high level battle.
Everyone, this kind of thing comes up.
But you can do it.
Let's continue.
The second round is...
Tamagawa Ramu-chan and Kikuchi Ami-chan.
I can do it.
You can do it?
Do you usually send it to your friends?
Yes! On my birthday, Ojima-san...
On my birthday, Ojima-san sent me a message.
On your birthday?
Yes, on my birthday.
He said, "Look at my message and cheer up!"
So I sent him a message in his place.
I see.
That's how...
That's how attractive you are, right?
Yes, I send messages.
Kikuchi-san, surprisingly...
You don't have a weird face, right?
No, I don't.
When I was in high school, I did it a lot.
Gals do it a lot, don't they?
Recently, I haven't done it that much.
But when I do it for the first time in a while, it makes me want to do it.
It makes you want to do it?
There's a reason for it, right?
There is.
I understand.
First of all...
Let's look at Tamagawa-san's picture.
This is Tamagawa-san's weird face picture.
Here you go.
I'm so jealous!
I mean, I can't believe there's a woman like her.
There is!
Who did you draw, girls?
It's like a cute girl and ugly guy getting along with each other in a club.
No way!
I'm saying she's fine, but why are you saying you're going home and I'm saying she's going home?
I'm saying she's sick, but you're saying you're going home and I'm saying I'm sick?
Wait a minute, we're talking completely different things.
You're talking differently.
You're trying to change your position.
It's different.
I'm saying she's fine, but you're saying you're sick?
You're talking like you're lowly.
Was there a theme for this?
The theme is by making your face look bigger, you can change your impression with your hair, right?
- I see. - So I'm trying to lose my hair. - I see, I see, I see.
Also, I don't always show it off, so I'll show it off.
- That's true. - I see. - That's a good idea.
- I'll do it for you. - I'll do it for you.
Now, this is Kikuchi's weird face photo.
Here you go!
- What is it? - What is it?
What is it?
Isn't there more?
What?
Isn't there more?
This is pretty good!
Ami-chan did more when she just came in.
She was amazing. She did faxes and stuff.
She did.
Maybe she's saving it.
But this is pretty good.
But Ami-chan's tongue is short.
That's right.
If you use your tongue, you'll lose to everyone.
I see.
It's hard to find this form.
But I...
Everyone might have taken one by one, but I...
The background...
In the back...
That...
Idling producer Kadosawa-san and...
Leader Michael-san are in the background.
No, I...
I did it in public.
This is...
Isn't there one?
Like a mall.
I was sitting in that chair.
But I think this is pretty bad.
It's bad.
But it's a battle.
It's a battle with Natsu-chan.
I see.
It's because it's inflated.
My face was round like this.
My face wasn't inflated.
Oh, you're right!
It wasn't inflated.
Using the material's taste.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's like eating sashimi.
Using the material's taste.
Ah, this is a close battle!
Please wait a moment!
And I had this taken by Kamiya-san.
Then, Masa-san, is it okay?
The second round...
It's similar to that, isn't it?
It's similar to the one that appears in "Spirited Away".
Then, Tamagawa-san or Kikuchi-san from high school...
Who had the strangest face?
Masa-san, please!
Sneeze!
Well, this is...
Ugly...Ugly...
Real ugly is this one!
But...
It exists!
As a reality...
As a fantasy...
As a fantasy, it's a little bit like this one!
But this one is completely...
It's really close!
It's close...
But this one exists!
This one goes home right away!
You go home by yourself!
Well, with that...
Yes, Kikuchi-san won!
Thank you very much!
Well then, shall we continue?
Yes!
The next match is...
Tanakawa-san and Ojima-san!
Both of you have a strong style!
It's amazing!
This is a serious one!
It's different!
Are you confident?
Of course I am!
If I don't win with this...
I won't be able to call my mother!
Your mother gave you this face...
Yes, that's right!
I won't be able to go home!
Ojima-san...
You do it often, don't you?
As usual!
I see!
Compared to that...
I feel like I'm the strongest one!
That's for sure!
I'm looking forward to it!
Well then, let's start with Okawa-san!
Okawa-san's strange face photo!
Go ahead!
Wow!
What is it?
What kind of face is it?
It's like when you smell something really stinky.
Oh, it's like that.
Oh, it stinks!
It's like "The child is still eating it, isn't it?"
What is it?
The child is still eating it, isn't it?
What is it?
Well, you don't have to know it.
There was a famous face like that.
I just wanted to say it.
Oh, but it's good, isn't it?
You like this kind of mouth, don't you, Okawa-san?
That's right.
You're good at it.
You're good at doing it with a face like that.
Now, for that...
It's Ojima-san's strange face photo.
Go ahead!
Wow!
What is it?
I really like making white eyes.
This is...
What is it?
This is scary!
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't see it!
No way!
This is difficult!
This is scary!
This is really scary!
This is scary!
I'm doing it at home.
Now, Masuo-san, shall we move on to the next one?
Wait a minute!
Wow!
What a waste!
One of them will disappear, right?
That's right!
Please choose one!
Now, first-class Okawa-san or high school Ojima- san?
Please choose one!
Ojima-chika!
We did it!
Okawa-san, I'm glad you did it, but you could have done better.
I've seen you like this before.
I haven't seen you like this recently.
I haven't seen you like this on TV.
You're already dead.
So, Ojima-san won!
Thank you!
The next match is Ito-san against Kurata-san!
Ito-san, you often change your face.
No, I don't always do that.
You're going to do it already?
Yes, I am.
Let's do it.
First, Kurata-san.
Kurata-san's face-changing photo.
Here you go!
Wow!
You look like him!
I like your bangs!
I like it!
I took it lying down.
If you lie down, you'll feel uncomfortable.
Yes, yes, yes.
I like it!
Can you do it again?
This makes me look like an old man.
You have a mustache on top of that, and you're emphasizing it.
I'm emphasizing it!
You're getting lucky pimples!
Yes, I'm getting lucky pimples!
This is my chance!
Isn't it good?
No, no, no!
Thank you!
Now, Ito-san's face-changing photo against this.
Here you go!
Isn't this amazing?! Pay attention to his chin! Pay attention!
I've never seen a face like this!
Pay attention to his chin.
His chin is nice, isn't it?
I see.
Ah, this is difficult! This is also a good match!
Alright!
Now, Masuno-san!
Are you healthy or not?
Are you in high school or not?
Judges, please!
Ito-san!
I'm so frustrated!
You looked like you were about to die.
It might have been a matter of order.
If this was the first round, you might have won.
Ito-san was able to do it in a completely different way.
Thank you!
Ito-san won this battle.
Thank you!
This is quite an intense battle.
Next up is the semi-finals!
First up is Asahi-san against Kikuchi Ami-chan!
I definitely don't want to lose to Ami-chan!
I don't want to lose!
Let's see Asahi-san's photo first.
This is Asahi-san's weird face photo.
Here you go!
What is this?
It's good, isn't it?
The chin looks good.
It's a battle of the chin.
Isn't this a chin slap?
It's a chin slap, but...
Are the types different?
That's true.
Why are you so calm?
Next up is Kikuchi-san's weird face photo.
Here you go!
A chin slap!
It's good, isn't it?
It's a chin slap!
Why are you doing this?
And you know, it's better if it's weird, isn't it?
That's right.
But you still get shocked from somewhere, don't you?
I know, I know!
This is...
It's like...
Why are you doing this?
No, I really can't do it.
I worked really hard just for this.
Try it, you can do it.
No, I can't do it right now.
You can do it for sure.
You can do it, right?
I see.
Both of you have a peaceful smile.
I knew it.
It's different.
It doesn't matter which one it is.
Please don't do either of them.
I understand.
Okay, then...
Let's have the judge to decide whether Asahi will participate or Kikuchi will participate.
Asahi will participate!
Asahi!
It doesn't matter which one it is!
Is this a serious competition?
It doesn't matter which one it is!
The first one I saw was more...
That's my impression of it.
The third one was embarrassing.
It was a turn-based game.
The next semi-final is...
Ojima-san vs Itou-san!
Okay, let's get started.
First is Itou-san...
No, Ojima-san's weird photo.
Let's see it!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
The house is white and...
How do you say "white"?
The light is...
Oh, the light is blinding you.
Ojima Suspect.
What kind of suspect are you?
Okay, Itou-san's weird photo is...
This one!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is bad!
Who is it?!
This is bad!
Properly!
Using this angle!
I see!
She used the angle well!
Masa-san, this is for the judge!
Yes! I understand!
Yes!
Then, the first one, Ojima-san, or the second one, Itou-san?
Please!
Itou-san!
That was a bit artistic, wasn't it?
So, Itou-san is the finalist!
Now, it's the final round!
Now, the one who wins will be the Hengao Queen.
No, I want to win! I've come this far!
No, you've come this far! I want you to win!
Understood. Now, let's look at Asahi-san's Hengao photo.
Please!
What is this?!
I didn't lose! I didn't lose!
It's... it's that thing with curling!
And now, Itou-san's Hengao photo. Please!
Please!
It's scary, Itou-san!
Now, now! Let's have the judges come out!
Who will be the winner?!
Asahi-san!
Now, please face the camera and do a weaving Hengao!
Do you know how to do it?
Do you want me to show you?
You do it like this with the camera, but you don't show your nose.
Oh, you do it from below.
If you do it like that, you can make a funny face with your eyes and mouth without your nose.
I see.
If you want to be popular, you can do it like that.
You can be popular with that face, right?
Yes.
Yes, that's it.
Congratulations!
That's it for Hengao Queen Deciding Match!
Thank you very much!