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It's not something you know
about the so called "norms" in the world.
It's not like everything is possible.
It's not good or bad or whatever
what's really going on.
We're living in the moment.
Let's throw away what we don't need
and change tomorrow.
Let's make a trap and rely on it.
Set yourself and let's go!
If you don't throw away something, you can't grab anything.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's make a trap and be determined.
Level up and look, it's awesome!
Jump! Jump!
In this new world,
get a brave star
and go to the next stage.
The long hair, the beard, and the memories
Put them all together and say bye bye
Let's talk about it
Open your eyes and set yourself
Let's go now
If you don't throw away something, you can't grab anything
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's talk about it
Yes, simple is the best
Open your eyes and look at it
It's the best
Jump! Jump!
In this new world
Get an invincible star
The pocket continues
(Yeah!)
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya
Pa-pa-ya!
IDOLING!
Pa-pa-ya!
Let's start IDOLiNG MC's broadcast! I'm Masato! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too, Masato!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
Let me introduce you! We are IDOLiNG!
New outfit, right?
Yes!
I'm also wearing a new outfit, right?
Yes!
I'm also wearing a pop necktie today.
Cute!
What?
Cute!
Speak louder!
Let's start IDOLiNG!
IDOLiNG regular performance is in progress!
Surrounded by 360 degrees of video, NICOFARE is the biggest space.
A powerful stage, NICOHACHI LIVE!
You can come back from work or school easily.
From Shibuya station to Mount Rainier Hall, you can sing live!
SHIBUHACHI LIVE!
Enjoy IDOLiNG at the live venue!
IDOLiNG that is strange to the world.
Now, Mr. Saito, please explain it.
Yes, IDOLiNG that is strange to the world is...
I will introduce you to many rumors that IDOLiNG related people have heard.
If you know the details of this strange rumor, please testify it.
And with your help, we will think about whether this strange rumor is true or not.
Yes, let's see what strange rumors there are.
IDOLiNG that is strange to the world.
No. 6 Tomoka Erika went to the hospital where she said she had a stomachache and was about to throw up.
What do you mean by that?
Well, you know...
I have a weak stomach and my stomach starts to hurt little by little.
- So you actually said it? - Yes, I said it today, too.
So I don't know if it's really a stomachache or a bad breath.
It's like a wolf has come.
I don't know if it's really a stomachache or a bad breath,
but I only go or want to go to the bathroom.
- Really? - I don't feel like I'm going all out.
- You want to go all the time? - I want to go all the time.
You have a bad fate?
No, but it's true.
The producer of "idling" told me I'd be in the bathroom for more than half a day.
That's how weak my stomach is.
- Are you okay with that? - I'm okay.
I'm totally fine. I'm fine when I'm energetic.
- So you're okay when you're recording? - I said it earlier, so I'm okay.
So you're just pooping all the time?
- It's my stomach, not my intestines. - Oh, it's your stomach.
- It's my stomach, my stomach and my stomach. - I see.
By the way, how will you go about dealing with this rumor?
- I think you should leave it alone. - I think you should leave it alone.
- I'll go check it out. - Okay.
- I'll talk about it. - You're going to talk about it?
- I'll talk about it. - It's a weird story that supports you.
- I'll talk about it. - The next weird incident is this.
Here we go. The world's weirdest idling.
Can I say something?
Why is there so much around my stomach?
Ah, this 'yabai' means... I see...
It's the visual appearance...
Ojima-san, you're being told this...
I'm surprised, but I feel like I know what's going on in my stomach, so I don't want you to touch me...
Ah, you can see it with your own eyes...
It's coming out of my mouth...
It's coming out of your mouth?
It's coming out of my mouth?
It's not always coming out of my mouth...
I eat a lot...
The more I eat, the more I feel full...
I'm a squid-like person...
Can you come over here for a second?
But, but...
But, but... Please listen to me... I haven't eaten anything yet...
I haven't...
Ah, I see...
I don't have the impression that you're hungry...
My stomach is coming out of my mouth now...
Your stomach is coming out of your mouth?
My stomach is coming out of my mouth...
How much do you eat?
That much?
My stomach is full, but it's coming out of my mouth...
That's how you say it!
You say it like a three-line poem!
Full of what?
It's not coming out of my mouth...
What did you read for reference?
I haven't read anything...
Because you have a stomach...
I see...
It comes out more than that...
It comes out...
You have to be careful about this...
It's dangerous...
Before recording, I won't eat much...
That's right!
I'll do my best!
You're doing your best today, too...
Yes...
It's okay, before recording...
You say you won't eat much...
There are people who are more serious, though...
People with a stomach like that...
I haven't seen anyone like that...
You haven't seen anyone like that...
Yes...
Let's move on to the next strange activity!
A strange kind of idling!
No. 21, Kaede Hashimoto, has been talking to herself a lot lately for some reason.
Is that true, Kaede-chan?
I'm not talking! I'm not talking!
No!
Then you're unconscious!
No!
Kaede-chan is in a conversation with people about three meters away.
What?!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
She's serious! She's serious!
Really! But it's like that!
But it's like that!
It's Ai-chan's! It's Ai-chan's!
No, it's not me!
It's Ai-chan's!
No, it's not me!
It's Ai-chan's!
Really, I was just sitting next to her.
And she was talking over there, and I was next to her.
And I was like, "Ah, you're right! You're lying!"
You're lying!
You're scary!
You're doing it unconsciously! You're not conscious of it!
It's not like that, but I was laughing because I thought it was funny what she was doing over there.
She was talking over there.
I'm always with her, but next to me, suddenly...
"Ah, sorry! I was talking over there." She says that, so I listen to her a lot.
Ah, you guys too?
I don't know about that.
I'm laughing by myself.
When I'm next to her...
She says it a lot by herself.
Eh, you're lying!
It's true!
When you're talking over there...
It's true!
It's scary! It's scary!
It's scary!
It's true!
I've always had this natural impression of her, but I think she's just doing it for fun.
No, but it's fun doing it. It's fun doing it.
It's not like that!
It's fun!
Sometimes it's annoying to go over there.
It's annoying to go over there.
So I listen to her and say, "Ah, it's funny."
This is bad.
How will you go from now on?
I'll keep my mouth shut.
You won't keep it shut. It'll come out.
It'll come out, right?
Now...
Let's move on.
A strange idling in the world.
Let's move on. "A strange idling in the world."
No. 17 Hitomi Miyake, No. 23 Yuna Ito, and No. 26 Machika Oji,
as soon as they entered the dressing room, their first action was to look for an outlet.
This is not good!
Of course we are the only ones who look for it, but of course Hii-chan is the oldest.
She's an outlet senior.
An outlet senior is someone who made outlets!
But it's amazing! Hii-chan has...what is it? If you put it on like this, you have more legs and you can walk more.
Ah, you have it!
That's what we're following.
I see!
So if you don't have enough outlets for that wall, you can go next to Hii-chan!
You can go!
Then you can use it.
You can use it a lot.
The number of outlets and members' phones don't match.
I see!
So when we thought about how we could have the power of outlets...
Do outlets have power?
If you have an outlet, even if you don't have someone else's phone, you can plug it in and do your own thing.
So...
Are you all here to work?
Of course!
No, no.
We're not here to fiddle with our phones.
No, no.
Because you can just charge it up and come here and do your work. There's nothing to fiddle with.
But by the time we get to the site, it's already gone.
Yes, yes.
Like on the train.
We've always been fiddling with our phones.
Writing blogs...
I see.
Writing blogs...
So it's gone quickly.
But there's something I really don't like about it.
There are only two, or two, or four outlets.
There are people who plug in the charger and only plug in the charger even though it's not connected.
There are!
There are, there are, there are!
And you're like, "Who the heck is that?!"
Who the heck is that?!
Seriously!
Who the heck is that?!
Whether you charge it up or not, it's up to you.
I think about it a lot, but...
It's not connected this time, right?
If it were Michael-san for a little bit of certainty, what would you do?!
You can't do that!
On the contrary, if there's someone like that, I'll charge it up myself.
It's the same thing.
The model might be different, though.
No, it's pretty much the same.
Oh, it's the same?
It's pretty much the same model.
I see.
Yeah...
Ah, so that's what happens.
I didn't know that.
Who was watching?
Who was it?!
It's a rumor about someone charging it up, right?
So, taking this rumor aside, and representing yourself, Hii-chan!
What will you do from now on?
From now on...
I'll bring a bigger takoyaki stand.
Really?!
Thank you!
You can't say it outside of the studio, right?
Yeah, you're right.
You can't say it outside of the studio, right?
Yeah, you're right.
Let's move on.
Okay, let's move on to the next strange event.
The world's strangest idol group.
Sometimes, No. 19 Tachibana Yurika can't do her hair set because she's too clumsy and her hair is messy when she tries to go on stage.
She doesn't say anything!
Your face is messy now!
Rumors were too serious and I was depressed now.
Do you do your hair set yourselves?
I use a hair iron.
So you can't do it well?
I can't use a hair iron.
I use a perm, but my perm falls off when I sing for a long time.
But I can't use a hair iron, and I don't have one. What should I do?
Wait, why don't you have one?
A hair iron?
I don't have a hair iron.
You don't have one?
Why?
There?
Everyone has a hair iron, right?
Everyone has one.
I have to do it myself and go on stage.
It's ordinary.
A hair iron is like this, right?
I'm sorry.
We're not familiar with you.
You all have one, but you don't have one.
You have one, but you don't have one.
That's why you all have beautiful hair.
That's right.
I didn't know.
I'm using a sponge.
Sponge?
A sponge?
You roll it in your hair and use it when you wake up in the morning.
I see.
It's for old ladies.
I use it when I'm young.
I see.
You can just buy it, right?
I'm not good at it, so I can't do it well.
Can you do it for her?
I do it when I realize it.
I think it's in the middle of doing it.
Let's do it.
It's like waking up in the morning.
No way! I didn't think of it like that!
I think everyone here, including the fans, thought of it like that.
I'll do it properly.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it properly.
She'll do it properly from now on.
I'll buy it.
First of all, she'll buy it.
Let's move on to the next strange event.
A strange idling.
No matter how many sunscreens you use, you'll get sunburned.
I don't want to get sunburned with expensive sunscreens.
So I put on two sunscreens and went to Oiso's concert.
We all had the same conditions, right? We all had the same swimsuits and had the same time.
But one of them was pitch black.
What was it? You really got sunburned, didn't you?
I really got sunburned.
But it was really two sunscreens and they were expensive, so I was depressed.
And after the shoot, I was like, "Oh, okay."
That's how...
She uses it once.
What?
She uses it once.
She uses two sunscreens a day.
But she still doesn't make it in time.
Because if you use two sunscreens and you get sunburned that much,
that means you didn't even use one sunscreen.
It's pitch black.
It's not black. It's pitch black.
It's really pitch black now, so I put on sunscreens.
But you still get sunburned.
So I'm going to use three sunscreens next time.
That's impossible.
You shouldn't give up.
Sometimes you put on too much and you feel white, and you sweat and you get white.
So, don't make it blend in, and show it white with sunscreens.
It's white.
The liquid is white, right?
Make it like a thin film.
Make it like a thin film and show it white.
That's possible, but...
That's right. You have to make it blend in.
It doesn't penetrate.
That's right.
I'll put it on properly.
Yes.
I'm glad you solved it.
You really look like you're giving orders.
Let's go.
Yes, let's go.
A strange idling.
Kyugo Yokoyama Rurika, even if it's a topic you don't know about, she does her best to pretend like she knows it.
I know it! I know it!
The person who said it is a genius!
I think it's good.
You're doing your best.
I'm doing my best.
You're doing your best.
I'm doing my best.
For example, if I, Hii-chan and Ruri were there,
until Ruri doesn't know about it, she'll be like "Oh, you went shopping the other day, didn't you?"
and I'll be like "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
Maybe Ruri is agreeing with me, but I'm like "No, no, you didn't go, did you?"
But if you're there, you shouldn't ruin the mood.
So, in the sense of "Oh, you're right,"
but if you don't know about it, if you ask, it'll be a topic, right?
Yeah, you're not being polite.
You're not saying anything.
Everyone's trying to be polite, but you're like "No, I'm not."
Isn't it like "I don't like you too much?"
It's totally different. I'm like "Yeah, yeah," and I'm like "I'll ask you and I'll know,"
but in the end, I didn't know about it.
It's like that.
In the end, the conversation gets mixed up.
Yeah.
This is super common.
We were talking about it when we were together, right?
But the most amazing thing was, for example, in the front of the dressing room,
these two were there, and they were talking for a long time, and then they suddenly appeared.
After a while, they said, "Oh, I see."
I definitely didn't know about it, but at that timing...
It's a little like Kaede-chan.
It's amazing. I understand what you said earlier.
You understand it?
There are so many kinds.
For example, Masuno-san and Maiko-san were talking about it, and it was really interesting,
but I didn't know about it, but it was interesting, so I thought, "Ah, it's interesting."
That's right.
Isn't it?
It's weird.
It's weird, a little.
I see.
I don't think you should know it if you don't know about it.
That's right.
It's interesting.
Okay, let's continue.
A strange idling in the world.
No. 22, Kurataru always has her mouth open.
No, but...
I got better.
I'm impressed too, you always have your mouth open.
No, it was only when I just joined, but...
It was only when you just joined, but it was always open, wasn't it?
Something came out!
It did, didn't it?
It was open, and I realized it, but...
So I tried really hard.
You kept trying to close it.
Yeah, I kept trying to close it, but...
I can't breathe with my nose.
Breathe with your nose?
Breathe with your nose.
I can't breathe with my nose.
I can only breathe with my mouth.
That's amazing.
If you breathe with your nose, it gets painful.
Is it small?
The back of your nose is small.
It's blocked in the back.
But...
But I touched the back of Luka's nose once.
Your nose is really firm.
Yeah, it's super wide.
Yeah, you're talking like you can't breathe, but...
Isn't your performance good?
No, but...
But!
I was stuck, and I tried to breathe with my nose, but...
Gradually...
I really couldn't do it, so I had no choice but to breathe with my mouth.
So I breathe with my mouth and breathe with my nose.
I don't think you have a heart or anything like that.
Really!
I see.
So I'd like you to forgive me for a little bit.
But you've been keeping your mouth shut lately, haven't you?
I'm doing my best now.
Isn't it really painful?
It's really painful.
It's really painful for me.
Even though I walk and sleep like this, it's still painful for me.
You're doing your best now.
I'm doing my best now.
Um...
I want to breathe through this gap in my teeth.
I was doing it and recording it.
That's so funny!
No, I couldn't do it that much.
So you had to breathe a lot before you recorded it, right?
Yes.
Let's move on.
A strange idling
It's 15 o'clock in the morning and men are still sleeping.
That's right!
I don't like this!
This is serious!
Seriously!
It's about time you say this.
This is really...
This is Nao...
The members told me too much and I confirmed it with my friends.
I was wondering if Nao was like that.
She said I'm not like a girl at all.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She's not like that either.
No, no!
She's also a great girl, but...
Somehow...
We can talk about anything.
I heard that.
So seriously...
I thought, "Is this true?"
I thought that you thought so.
I thought, "Am I a man?"
No, no!
No, probably not...
What does that mean?
What?
What does that mean?
What are you doing, Masuo-san?
You're hiding it behind you.
What are you saying, Masuo-san?
Wait, is this rumor about his appearance? Or his personality?
His personality is amazing. He's a man.
I'm telling you, but he's not like you think at all.
His skin is smooth.
That's what I'm saying.
When he first came in, he was more of a teacher.
That's true.
It's like he quit eating strawberries.
Why are you hiding it, Masuo-san?
When girls are small and have a slender figure,
girls are like this.
Men have muscles like this.
He went this way.
Men have muscles like this.
Men have hormones like this.
Wait a minute.
When Ami-chan was little, she said "muscles, muscles, muscles."
Muscles, muscles, muscles.
That's right.
When I'm sitting next to him, I get scared.
Wow, he has a lot of muscles.
It's not like that at all.
It's because of his body type.
That's weird.
It's weird, isn't it?
But I think he's really a man.
He's a boss.
But I heard that fans also think he's a man.
When I wrote in my blog that Asahi is manly,
I wrote that it's because he's a man who shouldn't say that.
I think fans also think like that.
You're a breeder, aren't you?
Why are you a breeder?
Stand up for a second.
Stand up, stand up, stand up.
You're a prince.
No, I'm not.
Are you a princess?
No, I'm not.
Hey, if you say like that, that's the only thing I can see.
From now on, you're a prince for a while.
For several months, I've been like a prince.
I even took a detergent picture like this.
What should I do?
I think Asahi is a womanly man.
That's right.
I think Asahi is a womanly man.
I don't know.
Let's move on to the last one.
The last one is this.
"A Stranger's Story" will be broadcasted this fall.
It will be broadcasted for the first time in a TV show. Please watch it!
That's amazing!
Why did you announce it?
I don't know.
I will say it again.
It was all an act to announce it.
What's with that face?
Which way do you want to go?
Do you want to become an actor?
This is too amazing, I can't say anything.
This is amazing, isn't it?
This is the original script!
And you're going to be in it.
When Matsuno-san is serious, you split it up a little, right?
Do you understand?
Do you understand, everyone?
Sunday entertainers!
Sunday entertainers always split it up.
When you're serious...
When you're an idol, you split it up a little.
That's not it, that's not it.
You split it up a lot.
If you like it, please watch it.
October 6th, Saturday night at 9pm.
I can't say anything.
This is amazing!
I want to see it!
You want to see it?
I can't say anything, can I?
It's too amazing!
So we're going to see how well you'll do this announcement.
Why are you only saying lies?!
It's for this!
They did a dirty job for this.
Thank you so much, really.
That surprised me.
And today, everyone...
It's September 27th...
Yokoyama Rurika-chan, happy birthday!
Really?!
Congratulations!
She's so cute!
Congratulations!
Wow!
There is a candle, but the fire is...
Oh, I see!
We have a fire-fighting problem, right?
Yes!
Then, please say something.
Yes!
How old are you?
I'm 21 years old!
Wow!
How old did you join?
I'm 15 years old.
You joined at 15 and now you're 21 years old!
Yes!
That's amazing!
I was a junior high school teacher.
That's right!
Yes!
You've grown up!
Shikuwa!
Shikuwa and Masuo are the same age.
They joined at the same time.
Then, how old are you?
Well, it's my sixth year.
Sixth year...
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Let's do our best!
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Then, I'll put out the fire...
Yes!
Thank you!
That's all for today!
Thank you!