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Pa-pa-ya!
Eye Drink!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
Now, it's started!
I'm your host, Maso!
I'm your host, Kanako!
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
And you can watch it every Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday at 11 PM on TV Karano.
Now, let me introduce you! It's "Eye Drink"!
Now, I'll introduce you with these members!
Teomaha, let's go!
Yes!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
Eye Drink!
A new idol group with 21 members!
The long-awaited eighteenth single, "One Muppet", has been released!
It will be released on August 4th!
"Eat or Kill It All In"!
Now, it's been a while since "Eat or Kill It All In" was released.
Yes, it's been a while.
Last time, we had a guest come here.
Oh, since you're here, why don't you give it a try?
That's how it is.
With that kind of spirit...
"Eat or Kill It All In"!
It's something to be grateful for.
Yes, that's how it is.
Yes, today's guest is this person! Please come in!
Today's guest is Chiaki-san, who taught us a lot about how to grow up as an idol and as a woman!
Nice to meet you!
Can you explain the rules?
"Iisou shiritori" is a series of lines where people talk about a certain topic.
If you say "it's not Iisou shiritori", you're out!
You'll be punished by Iisou-sama, so please be careful.
So this is Iisou-sama.
She looks like her!
She does!
You're both coming at me!
You were totally different before!
Why?
Where are your glasses?
Which one do you like?
Your tights are getting bigger and bigger!
Isn't it too tight? Are you okay?
Are you okay?
It's tight.
You look a little...
You used to be cuter!
You've changed a little, haven't you?
Okay, Chiaki-san! Thank you for joining us!
Thank you!
You probably don't know about this game, do you?
I know about it!
You say "it's not Iisou shiritori", don't you?
That's right! That's the title of the game.
Well, let's keep playing!
Here's today's topic!
Celebrities with bad staff manners say Iisou shiritori
Be a celebrity with bad staff manners!
Don't say things like you usually do!
I don't want to!
You're just acting like celebrities with bad staff manners!
You don't say things like that, do you?
I'm just acting.
Okay, let's get started!
The first word is...
The first word is "chi".
"Chi" starts with "celebrities with bad staff manners say Iisou shiritori".
It's Chiaki-san's "chi", right?
Chiaki-san's "chi".
"Celebrities with bad staff manners say Iisou shiritori", starting with Endo-san!
Endo-san's "chi" starts with "celebrities with bad staff manners say Iisou shiritori", starting with Endo- san!
That's Iisou!
The kanpe letters are small, aren't they?
That's Iisou!
I told you to bring me some chocolate!
That's Iisou!
Bring me all of the stuff on the side!
That's Iisou!
My hands hurt! Someone please take me to the hospital!
That's Iisou!
By the way, we don't have a lot of people.
That's Iisou!
If you don't have the guts, just leave!
That's Iisou!
If you don't wave your hand, I can't tell what you're saying.
That's Iisou!
I have the guts.
What's that?
Isn't that a good thing? "I have the guts."
It's a good thing.
Doesn't it mean you'll do anything?
If you say "guts", it feels like you're being honest.
But, if you say "guts"...
Oh, you mean you're saying...
Do you have the guts?
Something like that.
You're being cheeky!
I have the guts.
You can't say that!
What?! Really?!
Yeah.
You're fast!
You have a bad image!
No! No!
No!
Oh no!
Ah, this is bad!
This is bad, really!
No!
How do you feel?
No! This is awful!
If you fail this, you'll end up like this, too!
I was scared! Scared!
Wow, like...
My air strength is growing!
It's been a while.
Yeah, right?
My air strength is growing.
Please be careful, everyone!
Are you alright as a J.J.?
I'm not okay!
You're not okay?
You told me not to do anything weird, but...
You didn't say it!
So everyone, please don't tweet or anything.
We'll broadcast it!
Life is close to getting fired.
Right?
It's just the beginning.
Let's go.
Staff who don't like it start with 'do'
Starting with Nomoto-san!
That sounds good!
Get out of the way! I can't see you!
That sounds good!
By the way, you're really late, Manager!
That sounds good!
She's good at using words!
Yano-kun, Yano-kun! Can you tell me what you're up to?
Pinpoint!
I'm tired of this lunchbox!
That sounds good!
Tanaka-san, you're not reading the room!
Who are you?!
That sounds good!
What should I do?! I feel sick today!
That sounds good!
Do I have to do it?!
That sounds good!
This is hard!
You're in the way!
That sounds good!
I'm not doing anything! Hurry up and move!
That sounds good!
Don't say cheesy things like that! It's annoying!
That sounds good!
Yo, Manager!
That sounds good!
Oh no! Can you call a taxi for me?
That sounds good!
We're always doing the same thing!
That sounds good!
No, no, no!
It's not like that.
You're a bad entertainer.
The person above you...
I can hear your true feelings.
I'm surprised!
I didn't know why everyone was laughing.
I see, I see.
I'm surprised.
You were acting, weren't you?
That's right. And I'm an E-soul Queen, so I love this.
I see, I see.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm surprised!
I didn't know how...
Your soul, your soul was buried under it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Alright, let's do it again.
So, let's start with the staff-like entertainer that starts with an E-soul line.
Let's start with Ms. Kawamura!
That's an E-soul!
This is so tiring!
That's an E-soul!
When are you getting into work?!
I don't know!
What are you talking about?
Even if the staff doesn't like it, that's how it is.
But don't you think the staff is telling you not to say that?
I don't know. I just think you're doing well.
I just think you're doing well.
Saying that made it worse.
I see. I see.
Okay, safe! Safe!
That surprised me!
Okay, let's start with "no".
"No" starts with a line that a bad staff member would say.
Let's start with Chiaki!
That sounds good!
Do as you wish!
That sounds good!
How can you say that? Are you mocking me?
That sounds good!
I'm taking it easy, so I'm going around the top!
That sounds good!
It'd be nice if you could say something funny.
Why are your clothes so ugly?
That sounds good!
Don't walk around like that!
What is that?
What do you think that is?
Um...
It's just the staff walking around a little.
That's...
The situation is...
If you put in a word where you can understand the situation a little more...
No, no, no!
Ojima-san, you're getting a punishment!
Really?!
I don't like this...
I don't like this either...
What?
A round band in your mouth?
A round band in her mouth.
Ojima-san, you're good!
It's spicy in my mouth!
It's not spicy, is it?
Why are you opening your eyes?
It's spicy...
You have a good mouth.
Really? Thank you.
This is good.
It's the first time I've been praised for my mouth.
It's a good-looking mouth.
Thank you.
Okay, next round.
Start with Endo-san, who seems like a bad entertainer who starts with "no".
That sounds good!
The band is high in calories, but...
Wow!
That sounds good!
Get out of the way! I can't go through!
Wow!
That sounds good!
Don't take it easy!
That sounds good!
Let's take a break.
You say unnecessary things, and it doesn't work!
That sounds good!
Endo-san!
No, no, this is...
Chiaki-san's blood is in it!
No, no, Chiaki-san, stop it!
You said "it's annoying, isn't it?" after that.
No, no, I didn't say it, I didn't say it.
I could hear you say "yes", too.
Let's do it, then!
Let's do it!
No, no!
No way!
Terrible!
No way!
Terrible! That was dirty!
No, it was amazing!
It was really powerful!
Was it powerful?
I'm scared!
I was really surprised!
Did you drool a lot?
Yes, I didn't want to show it as an idol, so I did!
So you hid your drool and did it?
No, it was a good memory!
It wasn't a memory!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, let's do it!
Let's start with Chiaki-san, who looks like a bad entertainer who doesn't know how to start!
That sounds good!
I told you to take your time and come on time, didn't I?
That sounds good!
I told you to get something to do, didn't I?
That sounds good!
Something to do, right? Something you need to do, right?
Hey, is the double-decker taxi here yet?
Yeah.
That sounds good!
What's with that look? Do you have a problem with it?
That sounds good!
That's kind of suspicious, too.
The person next to the double-decker taxi looks like a bad entertainer, but...
Who is it? Who is it?
Where and who came up with this plan?
That sounds good!
Wait! Wait!
What's going on?
Wait! Wait!
What's going on?
What? What?
You're dissing me, aren't you?
I've been simulating it beforehand!
Oh, I see.
You don't think so, but...
That's right!
I see, I see.
That's why you look like you're doing something under today's show.
I see, I see.
It's not like you're thinking about it, you're just acting it out.
That's right!
If you say it like that, it means you're a bad director, right?
What's going on?
But you're only talking about planning.
You're only talking about planning.
Isn't planning like an entertainment show?
Well, well, well...
What's going on?
But I don't think you're saying anything that's too far from your heart.
That's right!
Wait! Wait!
You're lying!
Is there something like that in your heart?
There isn't!
There isn't?
There isn't! I've never thought about it for six years.
Well, well, well...
But you're right about your intentions and you spoke properly, so I'll give you a "c'est va, c'est va" for now.
What is it? What is it?
I'm just curious about it.
No, it's nothing.
Okay, let's move on.
"No" starts with "staff" and...
Huh?
"Ke"? What's "ke"?
It's "ke", right?
Yes, "ke" starts with "staff", and "entertainers with bad hair" starts with Ms. Kawamura.
That sounds good!
"Ke-darui!" (means "hairy" in Japanese)
Why?
You're weird, you know?
I've been watching you a lot, but you're terrible.
People who are tired probably don't like you, right?
You've been calling me "first girl" the whole time.
I wanted you to call me "more"!
You don't have enough details, Ms. Kawamura.
Penalty!
I don't like it.
I'll do it myself.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Wow!
Her mouth...
It came out in front of you.
I'm not funny at all.
It was funny.
Now, let's move on.
Starting with "staff", and "entertainers with bad hair" starts with Ms. Chiaki.
Start!
That sounds good!
I can't eat insects, though...
That sounds good!
I don't want to do "saving the dojo" or anything like that!
Oh, I see.
That sounds good!
If you're not there, call me, producer!
That sounds good!
Hurry up and move! You don't have time, do you?
You don't have time, do you?
I added "time" at the end.
"You don't have time, do you?" I said "time".
You don't have time, do you?
Okay, that's it! Nomu-san, you get a punishment!
Ah, Onii-chan!
It's completely reopened! It's reopened!
It's opened!
It's always focused on the mouth, but now it's focused on this part!
Right now, the meat has been torn apart!
Really!
It's really refreshing!
It might feel like you're in an emergency room!
Let's go, let's go!
Where did the meat go?
It's really refreshing right now!
Ah, let's do it one more time!
Let's do it one more time!
It looks like this!
Amazing!
Please do it!
What's with that face?
My eyes are closed.
What's with that face?
You're the one with that weird face.
You're the wind and you're the one with that weird face.
Why are you making that face?
You've been making that face since the wind wasn't blowing.
If it wasn't blowing, you'd be like this.
No, I was just trying to make a weird face.
If it wasn't blowing, you'd be like this.
Try it.
You were serious.
I was serious.
What were you looking at?
You've stood up.
Do it normally.
Stop it!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
You're unconscious.
Why are you changing?
Turn around.
Relax.
Turn around.
We leave it to the wind.
Please.
You...
Do it yourself.
What's that?
It's coming out.
Let's do it.
It's weird.
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Who harassed you?!
Hey! You guys get it?!
I don't want it!
I don't want it at all!
Get it, I don't want it!
We can't show it as an idol!
I can't do it! I really can't do it!
I can't do it!
I really can't do it!
I can't do it!
You're bullying me!
I'm doing it for you!
You're bullying me!
Go! Go!
Excuse me, could you pass me the toilet paper?
What? Toilet paper?
Why do you need toilet paper?
You don't need it.
Excuse me, could you pass me the clothes?
In a way, it may be the first time in the history of idol world that something like this has happened.
But it was just normal.
Excuse me.
That's great! A new door has opened!
It's new, isn't it?
It's opened!
But I see. I can't do it anymore.
That's right.
But you know, the door has opened.
That's right. Even if neither of them is gone...
That's right. Neither of them is gone.
That's right.
That's right. We have advanced again.
Number one dirt.
That's right.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
It's opened.
Thank you very much.
I heard that there is a bright light behind the door.
Bright light, isn't it?
I think it will be helpful for this show.
Are we still doing it?
I'm scared of it.
There are still many people left.
Only one person can avoid it in the end.
Oh, everyone will do it?
Let's do it.
A line that a staff member who has a bad temper might say.
Let's start with Endo-san.
That sounds good.
You said you didn't like cherry blossoms, didn't you?
I don't like them.
That sounds good.
I don't want to do this job unless you bring me a cat.
That sounds good.
I don't want to eat anything but strawberries.
That sounds good.
Don't make excuses, Tachibana.
That sounds good.
Don't cry, Miyake.
That sounds good.
Kenzan got stuck in my foot.
I don't know!
Kenzan was preparing for Ikebana.
He was preparing for Ikebana.
He got stuck in my foot.
That's what happened.
It's safe.
Let's start.
Let's start with the lines that a celebrity with bad staff manners would say.
Let's start.
That sounds good.
I'm not a character like Dokagui.
That sounds good.
We're all in the same project.
That sounds good.
What's wrong?
That's bad.
Well...
It's safe!
It's always "do".
"Do" continues.
Let's start.
Let's start with Miyake.
That sounds good.
I don't want to get mud all over me.
That sounds good!
What's wrong? Isn't my makeup bad today?
That sounds good!
I don't have an episode about humans!
That sounds good!
Sometimes you do, right?
I can't touch things like dongles. I can't do this show.
That sounds good!
It's vinegar.
Isn't that show sour?
That sounds good!
Chestnuts? I don't want to eat chestnuts.
That sounds good!
It's frozen.
I want a board, but I can't play with it!
I can't do it!
The reality is too low.
My vocabulary is running out.
Tachibana, you're out!
This is bad.
I'll do it myself.
It's pretty!
It's beautiful!
You got an anus?!
Can you get an anus?
It's an anus.
An anus.
Not an anus?
It's an anus.
You got it!
It's gone!
Thank you!
Wow!
What's that?
Can you get an anus?
Why?
It was pretty, right?
It's pretty.
That's a beautiful one.
It's from a textbook.
Let's do it!
Let's start with the lines from celebrities who have bad staff manners.
That sounds good!
Buy pain relievers in 15 minutes.
That sounds good!
My hands hurt, so I can't do this project.
You can't run away from this!
This is perfect!
You can't run away from this!
Now...
What's with the music?
It made a good sound!
Huh?
Wow!
This is really powerful!
It's powerful?
The sound is loud too.
It's amazing! The wind pressure is...
Do your best!
Now, Tonoka-san, who still has to do the final rounds...
I couldn't do it today! I was so upset!
You know...
You know... You were too dissed about the project.
It's really not like what you think!
It's what you think it is!
It's not!
It's just my role!
It's just your role!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Well, it's time for us to say goodbye.
We will continue our show on-demand.
This has been Isoi Chiritoi. Goodbye!
Well, let's continue until the end.
Yes.
Let's go.
"It looks good" lines from celebrities who have bad staff manners.
Start!
It looks good
What does "TV-like, TV-like" mean?
It looks good
Can you make it a little easier to understand?
It looks good
Isn't it lame to ride on a turtle?
Why?
That's weird.
No way!
It has nothing to do with TV.
I see.
It's lame, so I don't like it.
OK, let's continue until the end!
It's been a while.
Sound-wise?
Yes, but you may be able to adjust it now.
I was tilting my head a little.
So that the air can circulate well.
That's right.
You should have changed the pattern by now.
That's right.
I see.
Yes.
OK, Chiyaki-san!
You're up!
I'm scared!
That's right.
It's vocabulary, isn't it?
Vocabulary of the industry.
Let's continue!
"It looks good" lines from celebrities who have bad staff manners.
Start!
It looks good
Isn't my camera work bad?
It looks good
Camera-san, can you shoot me more?
It looks good
Doesn't it look bad?
It's too white
Well, then
Let's see the punishment!
This is my first time
Chiaki-san is surprised by the wind
Her face is only surprised
I was surprised! I thought I was going to fly
Your neck is about to be taken away
Is it okay?
You were holding back
Are you scared?
Do you know how many variety shows you've been in?
On the contrary, it's rude
Are you looking down on me?
I'm sorry, Ms. Junsu
I'm serious, I'm serious
You're a middle-aged, bald woman, aren't you?
Please
Try flying your eyelashes
Can you adjust this?
I'm really scared! I have to say it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please cover your hands!
We're done!
Wonderful!
How was it?
No, it was beautiful! It was beautiful! It was fine! It was fine!
It was fine!
I thought my mouth had gone somewhere!
And your eyelashes were all fluttering!
Well, that's good! But you didn't laugh that much!
I'll study more!
Her...
I'll study more!
I should have done it like this!
And so, the winner is Miyake-san!
And so, you've been on the show three times now.
How was it?
It was super fun!
Thank you!
It's hard to find a cat like that, isn't it?
It's hard to find one like that, isn't it?
Really?
It's hard to carry it with my back and my chin!
You should try carrying it with your back and your chin!
That's right!
But we've found a new path.
Yes, we've found it.
I think we can do it for another two years!
Two years!
You've only done it once, so you should work hard!
We should have gained weight in those two years!
Yes, you should have gained more weight!
As long as it lasts for a month!
You should just live like before!
Yes, I'm sorry!
And so, Chiyoko-san! You should visit us again!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
Thank you very much!