AISubs v3.5
[Idol League]
- Next up... - The second match.
- YGA and Idol League! - Good luck!
- Now, the two members who will be participating, please step forward. - Yes.
- Good luck! - I'm going.
- You have to say "eh?" - "Eh?"
- Can you move? - I can move.
- I see, you can do sports. - I can move.
- I see, I see. - I'm fat enough to move.
- I see. - I'm fat enough to move.
- You're too far away! - I'm clearly fat right now!
- This is bad. - It's okay.
- The members are denying it. - Yeah.
- Now, shall we play rock-paper-scissors? - Yes!
- Yes. - Yes.
- I'll go first. - Yes!
- Here I go! - Here I go!
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Oh! - Yes!
- Right? - Yes.
- That's how it is. - That's how it is.
- That's me!
- Okay! - Please come in!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Go! Go! - Go! Go!
- Oh, I was caught! - Oh, I was caught!
- Y2Yin, you do a lot of variety stuff like this, don't you? - Yes.
- Wait a minute. There's no Yankee in there. - What do you mean?
- Is there a Yankee in there? - There's a Yankee over there. - Yankee?
- There's a real Yankee in there. - There's a real Yankee in there.
- Why are you taking a break? - No...
- Because you're nervous? - No, no, no.
- I have black hair and I graduated from Yankee. - Wait, your voice isn't coming out.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I'll call you like that. - OK, I'll do my best.
- Kikuchi's way of cheering up.
- OK, are you ready, Kikuchi-san? - Yes, I'm OK.
- OK, let's do it. It's an idling serve match, right? - Yes.
- OK, ready, go!
- Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
- Wait!
- I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm happy!
- Thief's beard!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thief's beard. - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Wait a minute, you came here just now. - No, I came here in the end, but I was here when you fell.
- That's right! - So, Koizumi-san. - Yes!
- Isn't it tough to have a thief's beard from the beginning?
- No, I'll keep it like this. - You'll keep it like this, and you'll record it as a thief's beard.
- Yes! Thief's beard! - Yes, can you write it on the back? - Oh, I can write it on the back? Is it a pattern?
- Which pattern is it?
- I'd like to do it at this pace if possible.
Let's do it over there, in the "thief mustache" box.
In the "thief mustache" corner.
That's the special "thief mustache" corner.
Let's do it.
Aroharu hasn't joined YG for a year.
That's right!
It's her first appearance in Tokyo Dome.
It's her first appearance!
She's been a thief since she was four years old.
Is it okay for her to quit?
It looks like it's going to take some time.
Let's have the other members join us.
Yankee, come out!
She's calling you, Yankee.
Are you the leader?
Yankee!
What? Are you really a Yankee?
Do you want to do it?
Let's do it over there.
Let's continue with YGA's serve.
She's a Yankee, isn't she?
She's a Yankee.
I'm calling you.
She's not a Yankee.
She's an ex-Yankee.
Let's do it!
Let's start with YGA's serve.
Ready, start!
We don't have a product.
Do you have anything?
What?
The camera is over here, but we have customers over here.
Okay, then.
Igashira, 2 hours and 50 minutes.
This is light, right?
This is it.
Huh? It's here.
No, it's not.
Really?
Yes, it is.
Now, then.
Let's get you to do it, Nomoto-san.
Igashira, 2 hours and 50 minutes.
Let's hear you out!
"Iga, Iga, Iga, Igashira, 2 hours and 50 minutes"!
Iga, Iga, Iga, Iga, Iga!
"Iga, Iga, Iga, Iga"!
Scared? Scared? Scared?
"Iga, Iga, Iga, Iga, Iga", "Iga, Iga, Iga", "Iga, Iga",
Let's do it towards the cameras!
It's not in the frame.
Huh? It wasn't in the frame?
No, it's been like this since earlier.
Super Girl-san has been pulling it for a while now.
Really?
For the first time in her life.
I heard it's Igashira-san's monomyth.
We shouldn't be here.
If you look at it like that...
But I saw Super Girl-san pulling it, but Super Girl- san's fans clapped for her.
They clapped for her.
They clapped for her. I saw it.
Super Girl-san...
I saw it.
Her fans might have taken it with them.
Right?
They might have taken it with them.
It's really cute.
It's cute.
Hoshibo-san has been pulling it for a while now.
That's crazy.
I was surprised.
It's amazing.
I think about it, but even if it's like that, it's too much.
Yes, the mustache is okay.
Yes, Konomi-san, please show us your mustache.
It's cute, it's cute.
It's good, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
Please turn to the camera and say it.
See? It's good, isn't it?
Stupid Lizzy-san's mustache.
Stop it!
I finally got it on TV!
Stupid Lizzy-san's mustache.
It's too much.
Look at it properly.
It's cute, isn't it?
Please say something.
I, um...
I heard about it, but it's like a thief in idol world.
Please be careful!
She's a person you want to chase after.
But she's really nice.
Really? She's like Uncle Karl.
She's like Uncle Karl, but...
Is she okay? Is she cute?
She's not weirder than you think.
You can say that from now on.
Isn't that your duty?
That's right.
Can we say that she's like Uncle Karl?
Please stop it!
She's not like that! Please stop it!
I think she's more embarrassed than a thief with a mustache.
Okay, so...
Do you have anything you want to say?
Yes!
It's one-on-one.
We'll start with an idol serve.
I won't lose! I won't lose!
Are you stupid?!
Why are you so scared?!
Don't you have any motivation for a punishment game?!
Seriously!
Okay, okay, okay!
What are you doing?!
You're doing anything!
You're doing everything!
If you do anything else, I'm going to poop here!
No, no, no!
Please don't do that!
That's no good!
It's like this!
Seriously!
Seriously...
You wanted to see cute people's punishment game?!
Yes!
Why do you have to watch your punishment game twice?!
Because I want to look at the camera!
Okay, what should we do?
For now...
Do you have anything you want to say?
Seriously!
I won't do it!
For now...
Let's have a gorilla impersonation.
For now...
Please do it in the hall.
She's so motivated!
Wow!
Okay, everyone...
No, no, no!
No!
Okay, it's over!
It's over!
Look at the level of this idol group!
It's terrible!
They're all weaklings!
It's terrible! I feel like I'm going to be hated!
Even the idol group members are listening!
That's right!
Kaede-chan, can you move closer to YGA?
This way! This way!
It's kind of embarrassing!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
The faces of Aile-san and others are getting smaller and smaller.
It's getting scarier and scarier.
You don't have to do it that far.
YGA, 2 points. Idol Group, 1 point.
It's terrible!
Peach, you have one more chance.
Please do your best!
Who will serve?
YG will serve!
Ready, start!
This is unexpectedly difficult!
Wait a minute!
It's like biting a balloon!
This is unexpectedly difficult!
Wait a minute!
It's hard for me to react!
What's up with you?
Are you the master of reactions?
Do you have any ideas?
It's not always going to happen.
I'm not afraid of it, but I'm nervous because I don't know which one it is.
Is my face going to explode?
Your face is going to explode!
I think it depends on you.
Even if I explode, won't my face change?
It won't change. It'll stay like that.
Do your best!
This is pretty hard!
Do your best!
Everyone hates it the most.
I just heard it and I got goosebumps.
This is not funny at all.
You can't do it like that!
Wait a minute! I'm scared!
It might be better if you bite it off like this.
I hate it! I hate it!
It's not funny and it's scary.
It's not good.
It's a punishment game.
There's a trick, right?
If you think of this as a spare rib, it's okay.
Do you know what "meat" is?
There's meat.
Is it like chicken?
It's not like that.
It's like a pig and a fool.
It's not like a pig and a fool.
It's not like that.
Okay, Ojiimi-san.
Do your best.
Let's eat.
Do your best.
It's delicious.
This is scary.
Do your best.
It's straight so you have to hold it like this.
My teeth alignment is bad so if I breathe it'll break.
You don't have to say it like that.
Your alignment is not bad.
You're in the frame.
It's okay. You have to hide it like this.
It's better if you go from this side.
You have to bite it from this side.
Do your best.
Okay, let's eat.
It's really scary.
Let's eat!
Bite it.
Do your best.
Bite it.
Do your best.
Do you have any advice?
Advice?
You scared me!
Advice?
Okay!
You did well!
I'm glad!
This is scary!
I'm surprised.
I'm glad you didn't say "advice".
And I'm glad you took it unexpectedly.
Okay!
Let's start with the idoling serve.
I'm scared!
It's decided now.
Takumi, do your best.
I don't want to lose!
Let's start with the idoling serve.
Ready, start!
It's true!
Sanapii!
I've been doing it correctly in YG.
Really?
Yes!
If you were students, what would you like us to do?
Let's go all out!
I think Sanapii is the kind of person who would say "no, no" and do it.
Stop it, really!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
How about you two do some theft?
We're already doing it!
You two, please stand aside.
As students, we'd like you to do it more.
We're YG's idols!
YG's idols? YG isn't an idol!
What is it?
I'm in charge of idols.
You're especially in charge of idols?
I'm especially in charge of idols.
You're students, aren't you?
Yes.
Have you been around for a long time?
Yes, since before I knew you.
Were you an initial member?
That's right.
The YG I know doesn't exist anymore.
Oh, you mean before you were born?
Yes.
It was after that.
Yes.
It started after that, right?
Yes.
YG, right?
And so, for now, it's an idol win!
Yay!
Now, then...
I'm happy!
Let's move on to the next match.
While we wait, let's move on to the next match.
Next up is Heian-juku's...
Poshibo!
...Poshibo!
You two, please stand in front of each other.
We'll go now.
You've always been dressed like this and talked like a boy.
You really do look like a boy, don't you?
That's right.
Especially with Poshibo-san lined up, you look like a cabaret.
Like a cabaret!
It's like a night business.
It really smells like a water business.
If you look at Poshibo-san alone, you'd think it's just a normal costume.
But with you lined up like this...
It's kind of cool, isn't it?
Now, shall we do rock-paper-scissors?
Yes, please do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors...
Yay!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Okay, stand by, please!
Go for it, Gyohei!
This battle is amazing.
I don't know what to do.
But this is the image of men's fighting style that women think of.
Cool men's fighting style.
This is scary.
Are you nervous?
I'm so scared.
I'm really scared.
Which one is harder?
Which one?
Which one is it?
Don't say it!
Which one is it?
Let's decide it quickly.
Okay, then...
You're learning.
Before we start...
Can we stand in line?
Yes, stand in line.
Okay, please come out.
Please stand in line.
Oh, that's good!
You're cute!
Don't be a thief!
I'll steal your heart!
Don't look at me!
But...
It's good!
It's cute!
I want this unit to do something by itself.
Are you going to form this unit?
Yes, it's totally possible.
It's cute!
It's like Carl GA.
Carl GA?
I think Carl's manufacturer is going to give us a lot of claims.
Oh, that's good!
Then, please stay as you are!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, let's start the match!
Surprisingly, girls look good with beards.
Well, I do want to see them.
I see, I see.
Surprisingly, it does look good on you, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Now, it's Poshpo's turn to serve!
Yes, please!
Go for it!
Ready, start!
Good job!
All of a sudden?
You're weak!
Out!
I see. Have you been doing a lot of things up until now?
Well...
I haven't done much.
Hmm...
Oh, since we're here, let's go with "side spray".
What?!
Side spray?!
What is "side spray"?
"Side spray" is "side spray".
"Side spray" is...
What is that?
It's been a while since we did this during our idol activities.
What is it?
It's been a while since we did this during our idol activities.
Huh?!
We've been spraying "side spray" all along...
Huh?!
We've been spraying "side spray" all along...
Right? The staff here are crazy, aren't they?
Right?!
They're crazy!
I'm sorry, really.
Okay, like this. Like this. Like this. Like this.
Yay!
Spread your arms. Spread your arms.
Should we hold it? Should we hold it?
Can you do it yourself?
It's scary because it's from behind.
That's right.
It's really scary!
This is tough.
Hana-san, please go ahead!
It stinks!
It stinks and I got it right here.
Does it hurt? The spraying one?
It's like...
It's like... It's wet.
The wet one is spraying...
It's wet and it stinks. It hurts.
But right now, that girl's armpit stinks.
Now, let's work hard to get rid of the smell!
Next up is Fudanjuku-san's serve.
Ready, start!
Wow!
This is my first time wearing this kind of costume in Japan!
Can I take it off a little?
I can't wash it myself when I go back.
You're wearing it again tomorrow, right?
Yes, I am.
We're all wearing it for the first time tomorrow.
Really?
Stop it! You're making me smile more and more!
You're wearing green for your first appearance!
But my image color is green.
Wow!
I think you should be positive.
My lips are really dry right now.
You're going to lose a lot of this.
It's already zero.
It's not good. Be careful.
I shouldn't get it dirty, I should show my face.
Show your face, show your face.
The camera should be there.
Should I bend over?
What? What? What?
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm already 18 years old.
Is this okay?
Yes, of course.
You're so cute!
You have to be equal.
It's because you're cute.
Seriously, if I date this woman, it'll be a pain in the ass!
Seriously!
She's so cute!
When you say it, say it properly!
I said it well!
Do your best! I think you should do it in front of the camera.
Be careful of your pants.
How do you do it?
What do we do about this?
If you rub it, it'll spread.
You can't just pop it like that.
Jump, jump, jump!
Ah, I'm sorry. I got caught up in my image.
Everyone's worried about your pants.
It's her own reaction.
How is it?
I can't talk.
Here's some water.
Oh no!
You just did it yourself, didn't you?
Amazing!
Your hair is all green now.
You did well!
Do your best!
Should we have one of you join us?
Aiba-kun!
After seeing that, I don't want to join you.
She's one of our new members.
New member!
I see.
Green...
You want to avoid it, don't you?
You want to avoid it the most, don't you?
But since we're seniors, we have no choice but to do it.
I see.
Maybe you should put slime on your back.
Slime on my back?
Now, it's one-on-one.
It's Hoshigou-san's serve.
Ready...
Start!
Go for it!
Momo-chan!
Keep it up, green!
I don't like it.
I'm sorry, I was surprised.
Put slime in your back!
I'll just put slime in my back.
You'll put it in, won't you?
Is your costume okay?
Will you buy me a new costume?
What will you do?
Is it bad?
I see.
Not like this, but like this, can you eat it?
I can't eat it, definitely.
I think you can eat it, but it's bad for you.
What should I do?
Please do whatever you want, I'm the oldest.
I'm the oldest, so it's okay.
The oldest?
If you're the oldest...
I don't like it.
Can you impersonate a gorilla?
I can do it.
You saw that, didn't you?
You have to work hard to impersonate a gorilla.
That gorilla!
I said you can do it, but you're doing it yourself.
He didn't say it.
Think of that as your maximum and catch up to it.
You can do it, you're the oldest.
You can do it.
Now, please impersonate a gorilla.
Go ahead.
It's in.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
You did well!
- Well done! - Well done!
- Amazing! - Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
To be honest, I didn't think you'd go that far!
- As expected of you! - Thank you for your cooperation!
- You can't go beyond that! - That's right!
Yeah, I really don't think you can go beyond that!
Right?
I'm giving up!
What's with this atmosphere?!
It's like watching an ordinary gorilla!
You're mean!
- Now... - Yes!
- With this, Franzic-san will... - Oh! Go ahead, Franzic-san!
- Yes! A little more! - Go for it! Go for it!
- Now, Franzic-san will start! - Yes!
- Okay! - Go ahead!
- Ready... - Go ahead!
Start!
Go! Go! Go!
Go!
- Good! - Wow!
- Wow!
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- This is tough. - This is the third time, right?
- That's right. - It's getting harder and harder.
- That's right, you have to aim higher and higher. - This is bad.
You have to do it with a lot of enthusiasm.
But you can picture it, can't you, Egashira-san?
- If you can do it with that kind of energy... - This is really dangerous.
- Seriously? - Right? - Do your best! Do your best!
- Do your best for your third year! - Third year!
- Third year!
- It's not time for you to be spoiled! - Do your best! Do your best!
- It's because you're working! - She has a harsh voice.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- She's about the size of a gorilla. - That's right!
- Gorilla! - Gorilla!
- After seeing your senior's gorilla... - That's right.
- You have to do something like that. - What kind of...
- Now, are you ready? - What kind of...
- Egashira Nijigojuppun-san's... - What kind of...
- Father... - What kind of...
- Please!
- What are you doing?
- Time's up!
- Do your best!
- You can do it!
- Do your best!
- It's good! It's good!
- Is it correct? - It's correct! It's correct!
- It's good! It's good!
- Also, I'm glad you don't have a harsh voice! - It's good! It's good!
- I'm glad you don't have a harsh voice! - It's good! It's good!
- It's because you're dancing... - I can't dance?
- It's good you can't move! - It's good! It's good!
- Yes! So...
- The winner is...
- URANJU-Girls!
- I'm happy!