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...Idol League!
Tokyo Idol Festival 2012...
...Before Night Festival!
That's crazy.
Crazy.
That's crazy.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Baka Rizuku.
I'm Fuji TV announcer Morimoto Saeka. Nice to meet you.
It's a little different atmosphere.
I've only heard a little about it, but what's going on here?
It's a little different from usual.
Actually, tomorrow, August 4th and 5th,
the biggest domestic idol festival called "Tokyo Idol Festival 2012" will be held.
And now, various idol groups are gathering here in Odaiba.
So we're planning a special event for the night before the festival.
I see.
So you want me to interpret it like an idol broadcast?
Yes, it's an idol broadcast for now.
I see. Then I'm glad.
I see. I see.
Can I say it clearly?
Yes, please say it clearly.
As usual.
This time, idol groups including idol groups will decide who will be the number one idol group.
I see. It's decided here, isn't it?
Yes, it's decided.
I see.
Then I'll be in charge of it.
Yes.
I don't know what kind of girls will come, but I'll be in charge of it.
Yes.
If you insist, I'll insist.
Right?
That's right.
It's not like you'll forgive me because I'm cute.
I won't make you cry.
Because I'm the cutest.
That's right.
There may be people who will cry.
But will you still follow the idol rule?
Of course.
Then I'll introduce you to the idols who will participate.
Yes, yes.
This time, "I am the strongest idol" has been said by seven groups.
Please come in.
Then let me introduce you.
First of all, Fuji TV's first idol group, IDLING.
Next, gravure idol Shinozaki Ai is in charge of eco idol.
Please welcome them.
And next...
That possibility is infinite...
THE POSSIMO!
And next...
The idol that A-BEX sends and raises together...
SUPER GIRLS!
And next, riding on the wind of the north wind, pure and innocent-looking girls' unit...
VANILLA BEANS!
Next up is the handsome 17 year old, Kudan Juki!
And last but not least, Yoshimoto's favorite idol unit, YGA!
And with that, we have seven groups participating this time.
We are the number one.
Idol groups, can you bring something like this to decide who's the number one idol group?
Hey, hey, hey!
She's not a child!
An idol is a child!
She's cute on the inside!
She's cute on the inside?
Yes, when you stand next to a thin girl, you can walk three steps lower, so it's okay.
You're fat on the inside, too!
Thank you!
I see. So you're idol groups, right?
Yes!
And Aile-san!
Yes, Aile-san!
She's very elegant.
You don't feel like an idol, do you?
Are you in your teens?
No, we're both in our teens.
I'm in my 20s.
Oh, I see.
But you're fighting to decide who's the number one, right?
But you're in a four-member group, right?
Yes!
Oh, I see. So you're all in a four-member group.
Yes!
You can't lose!
We'll do our best!
And now, Poshbow-san!
Yes! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
What kind of motif is this?
What is it?
It's a new song, but it's a little sexy.
Oh, I see!
You can do things like this because you're thin!
You're hiding it all!
Well, you're right. I don't want to say anything.
I see.
And the leaders?
We're not!
Oh, you're not all of you, right?
Yes, there's one more.
Is your age high?
Yes, I'm the only one in my 20s.
I'm 19 years old.
19 years old.
Oh, I see. Well, you're just fine as an idol.
Just fine!
And now, Super Girls-san!
Yes! One, two...
We're Super Girls!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
We have our signature pose.
It's called the Cosmo Pose.
Cosmo Pose?
Yes!
Does Cosmo include us, too?
No, it doesn't!
Cosmo is only for us, Super Girls?
Yes, it is.
I see. So we don't get involved and just live?
That's right!
Yes!
That's huge!
I'm sorry!
Didn't you have something to say?
Yes, I have an introduction.
No, no, it's fine.
Good evening, everyone.
I've come here on the wind of the north wind.
I'm Rena, in charge of vanilla beans's mushroom head unit, which has a pure and innocent atmosphere.
My hobbies are idol research and reading.
My best idol right now is Umeko, also known as Yui Kawamura.
Nice to meet you!
She's cute!
Yes, vanilla beans's...
Just one person?
I see, I see!
One more!
Yes, I'm Risa, in charge of vanilla beans's mushroom head.
My hobbies are traveling abroad and shopping.
My favorite food is foie gras and caviar.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Nice to meet you!
You're from Bokuro, right?
Yes, yes!
You're not Japanese, are you?
What kind of setting is that?
You can't ask for settings, can you?
Please treat me well.
Now, this is the hardest thing to handle.
Good evening!
We are Fudanshuku!
Nice to meet you!
What kind of treatment should we give you?
Treat me like a human being, is that okay?
Should we treat you like a boy?
That would be helpful.
That would be helpful, right?
Since you're an idol...
It's annoying for me to talk about it there, so...
Did you have any doubts about it?
Huh? I had some doubts...
Huh? I don't have any doubts...
Isn't it strange that there are so many girls like us?
I know!
Don't make it worse.
We're sorry for making you look like an idol.
We're sorry for that.
Don't make it worse.
Thank you.
And YGA.
Thank you.
YGA is renewing and renewing.
I think it's in the best shape.
At first, I didn't know what you were doing.
After all, you're an idol, so you should do it like this.
Thank you.
We're going to decide the number one idol in these seven countries.
There are people like that.
Yes, there are.
Now, even if you decide the number one idol,
Idols have a lot of things to do, like singing and dancing.
Dancing and talking are necessary for being active in programs.
How do you decide the number one?
The way you decide it is...
It's new!
Let me swim a little more.
I'm getting really embarrassed.
There's a badminton court in a place like this!
I know.
I'm getting cold, too.
Now, since we have a badminton court,
I'd like to do it.
But it's no use just doing badminton.
So, please!
This is...
Well, it's something we're very familiar with.
Yes, this coat is a Hajiminton coat with a super embarrassing joke written on it.
In short, you have to do what you dropped here.
That's the rule.
Well, I'd like to start where girls are lightly playing.
So, I'll do it all night at the Tokyo Idol Festival.
Idol Hajiminton No. 1 has been decided!
The teams that will compete for Idol No. 1 are...
The teams that lost in Badminton...
...will have to play the "Hajiminton" game written on the shuttlecock.
Yes.
You must do it.
Two representatives will compete against each other.
The team with three points wins.
You will compete in each group tournament.
The team that wins will be Idol No. 1.
"Hajiminton Queen", right?
That's right.
And if you win, you will receive a very luxurious and realistic product.
In addition to Idol No. 1's honor, the winning team will receive...
...a taxi ticket after the last day of the Tokyo Idol Festival.
This is realistic, right?
Even though it's the last day of the festival...
...they're taking a taxi.
But it's okay. We have our own bus.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
It's big, so it's okay.
We have a bus with our pictures on it.
All of a sudden, you're all turning against each other.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
But even so, as the winning team...
...you'll be taking a bus home, right?
Yes.
You'll be taking a bus home, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's get started.
Let's decide the combination of the tournaments.
Inside of this box...
...there's a number on it.
From number 1 to number 12...
...you can enter the tournament wherever you like.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it together.
Who's number 1?
Let's line up from number 1 to 12.
Let's choose first.
There's only one seed.
There are 7 teams.
This is the most advantageous.
If you win once, you get another prize.
If you choose here, it's easy to win, but you won't win much.
Usually, idols prioritize winning.
It's normal.
I don't know.
It's normal.
I'll go here.
You're going to win.
I think it's great.
I want a taxi ticket.
Okay.
First of all, Ms. Aile got a seed.
Next, number 2.
Go ahead, Ms. Super Girl.
It's almost the same.
It doesn't matter where you go.
It's okay. I'll leave it to you.
She's leaving it to you.
I'll go here.
I see.
Ms. Super Girl chose here.
And number 3.
Number 3 is Memory Labyrinth.
But...
What do you think?
So...
This is...
Ms. Super Girl chose here.
Ms. Super Girl is energetic now.
It's highly likely that this will be broadcasted.
I see!
Is there such a thing?
If it's a salty match, it's unlikely.
I want to imagine it.
Memory Labyrinth will probably compete against Ms. Super Girl.
I see.
I think so.
You're smart.
Number 4 is Cute Blind.
Their ideas were exactly the same.
If you play against Ms. Super Girl, you'll be reflected.
You'll be reflected.
You'll never be captured.
It looks like fun, but it's quite difficult.
Ms. Aile's seed...
Yes, what is it?
Ms. Aile's seed...
A plus?
I see.
You want to play against Ms. Aile.
I see.
You're talking about Echo and looking down on me.
Why?
What does Echo mean?
Echo...
What does Echo mean?
Echo is...
She's working hard for the Earth.
I see.
She wants Mount Fuji to be a world heritage site.
That's amazing.
She's doing garbage cleaning.
She's working hard for it.
I can't give you a taxi ticket.
Echo is nice.
Echo is...
She's great!
Dancing is useless for the Earth.
Isn't dancing useless?
She goes to school, selects all of her costumes by herself at home...
...and brings them all by herself by car.
This TOKYO IDOL FESTIVAL is three days long from today.
She brings costumes for all of us by car.
She's great.
That's why she really wants a taxi ticket.
That's good.
That's great.
I see.
That's fun.
So, you want me to battle against her?
Your turn.
Yes.
Is it here? Yes, Mr. Fudanuki! It's decided here.
Yes, Mr. YJ.
So, what do you think about it?
Well, you know...
I've been fighting with Ms. Idling for a while now.
Oh, you have a connection? Yes.
You two often fight together, don't you?
Yes, we do.
But I don't think it's fresh at all.
Oh, you don't like it?
I mean...
What do you mean "a little"?
It's like...
You can see it, can't you?
It's like this kind of match.
Thank you very much.
You won't lose!
I won't lose!
I won't lose either!
It's like a show-off.
Yes, it is.
You two have a strange connection.
Yes, we do.
Well...
Let's hear her opinion and decide.
So, Idling will...
Idling... Either way, I think Idling will avoid it.
That's right.
The last one.
Well...
Here...
Oh, you like it?
Yes, yes.
Yes!
Well, and...
Yes!
Yes.
It's Ms. Fudanuki.
Ms. Fudanuki.
Well...
What do you think?
Well...
Ms. Fudanuki, fighting against YG-S, which one will you choose?
Ms. Fudanuki...
Well...
It's about whether you can do sports, right?
Yes.
At first glance, you all look like you can do sports.
Yes, you all look like you can do it.
Yes, you are girls' badminton doubles, but we are boys' badminton doubles.
Is that so?
Obviously, you are boys.
Yes, yes.
Then...
Do you want this one?
They want this one.
Well...
Well, Fudanuki is blue, so...
Then, let's fight!
Let's fight!
It's blue, right?
Since we are going to fight, we'll choose this one.
Oh, it's here!
Ms. Koshibou will have a match against Ms. Fudanuki.
Yes.
Now, and...
Yes, it's YG-S and YG-U, right?
So...
So, in the end...
In the end...
It'll be YG-S and YG-U for sure.
Yes.
In the end...
It'll be YG-S and...
"Freshness Zero".
I don't like it, but it's like...
OK!
And with that, it's a match like this!
Everyone, do your best!
Well, let's start with the first round.
First, Super Girls vs Vanilla Beans!
Please choose two representatives.
It's one person for each of you.
Which one...
There are two "?" here...
Over there...
Over there!
Whoa!
That's different!
That's young!
Young and smart!
Smart and smart!
Is it okay for Vanilla Beans to choose here?
No, not at all!
For a young girl like that...
These shoes are dangerous!
Are you okay?
It's okay, right?
Whoa!
She took it off!
I think this is dangerous!
But, you know...
She's a pure and innocent hero...
Well...
We'll fight with this!
Well...
Over there...
This is strong!
I think Super Girls are strong!
They're young...
Well, let's start!
Vanilla Beans vs Super Girls' "Hajiminton"!
Ready...
Start!
This is...
Live broadcast!
Whoa!
This is...
This is strong!
I knew it!
This is strong!
Okay!
Let's start!
Live broadcast rap...
Please!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
I came riding the north wind!
Yo! Vanilla Beans and Yo! Yo!
Mushroom-headed Rena and...
Butterfly-headed Lisa and Yo! Yo!
My favorite drink is champagne!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
My favorite cities are Nice and Monaco!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Thank you!
I was half-Yo!
Yo!
But it was good!
It was good!
It was my first rap in my life!
First rap?
That's good!
Yes!
And...
Super Girls get one point!
Yes!
Okay! Let's continue!
Next up is Vanilla Beans' serve game!
Okay! Let's go!
Ready...
Start!
Yes!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Super Girls' number dance!
Let's do it!
No!
There's only one number dance.
Who is it?
Katsuta-san?
Katsuta-san made a mistake.
Can I say something?
What is it?
I don't know what a number dance is.
So, it's your own number dance.
I don't know it!
But you can do a number dance that you can imagine.
I don't know it!
I think I can see something good.
What is it?
Ballet is starting.
That's good!
Let's do it!
Number dance!
Let's go!
We are Super Girls!
Bye-bye!
Katsuta-san, are you a ballerina?
Are you good at ballet?
Yes, I am.
I see.
You are good at ballet.
That's good.
Let's start Super Girls' number dance!
Let's do it!
Well, I can decide it, right?
Well, I'd like to go to Kazakhstan, too.
But I'd like to play another punishment game.
What do you dislike?
If you cry like this, I'll laugh more.
You just made a mistake.
You just made a mistake, so you'd like to go to Kazakhstan?
Yes, I'd like to go to Kazakhstan.
Kazakhstan is nice.
But please don't do this. I'm used to it, so I don't like it.
Oh, you're used to it?
Absolutely.
But you've never seen it, have you?
I'm used to it.
But don't you want to see something else?
Wait a minute, please.
Do you have any Super Girls fans?
Not many!
Do you do it often?
Do you do "Aoziru" often?
Right? Right? That's right, right?
"Aoziru" powder!
You guys are quick on standby!
Are you kidding me?!
Kanna, come here!
Kanna-san! Kanna-san!
Kanna-san!
Kanna-san! Kanna-san!
You can't eat it, Aoziru!
Aoziru doesn't eat it!
I think that's why you said it.
You can eat less of it.
For allergies.
But you can do it, right?
If you don't like it, I'll do it for you.
I want a spoon.
A spoon?
A spoon has a certain amount of cc.
I learned it at home.
When you say "a spoon full of Aoziru" it's different.
A spoon full of Aoziru
I see.
A spoon full of Aoziru
I don't like it.
It's good for you.
Then you should eat it.
I don't like it because it's bad.
You're the worst!
It's good for you.
Viewers won't complain about it.
Do your best.
You have to count down for me.
Count down?!
You're greedy!
3, 2, 3, let's do it.
3, 2, 1.
Chew it.
Is it bad?
It's good for you.
She's crying right now.
Don't tell your parents about this.
Are you okay, Katsa-san?
She's drinking water now.
How old are you, Katsa-san?
I'm 18 years old.
I'm still in my third year of high school.
She's usually like this.
It's different when you're just idling.
How do you two girls react to this situation?
We're not two girls!
You two girls are laughing a lot!
It's pretty bad.
What?
It's pretty bad.
Kino is pretty angry.
She's pretty angry.
I see.
It's okay if you don't see each other anymore.
Kino!
He gets angry easily.
Then it's okay.
I thought it was a joke.
Katsa-san!
Katsa-san, are you okay?
Are you okay?
She's back!
I was worried about you, Katsa-san!
Are you okay? There's a lot of powder on you.
I'm sorry!
You don't want to see that powder anymore, do you?
It's here...
Now...
I'm glad!
You're glad, right?
Yes! Vanilla Beans gets 2 points and Super Girls gets 1 point!
Yes!
You have one more point and you win!
Yes!
Super Girls are switching positions right now!
Yes!
It's not good if you don't win!
We'll do our best!
Do your best!
Yes!
Katsa-san, do your best!
Yes!
I won't lose!
Go!
Now, Vanilla Beans and Serves match.
Ready...
Start!
Yes!
I did it!
"Egaashira Nijigo Nippon Saba no Mane"!
I really wanted to win this!
This is a big win!
Did you want to do it? It's like a game.
I really wanted to do it!
You have a good sense of humor!
I've been doing it for five years!
Even though you're from the north!
You have a license from the north!
Now!
Are you ready?
"Egaashira Nijigo Nippon Saba no Mane"!
Go ahead!
Okay!
You don't say "gappe" a lot in Hokkaido, do you?
No, I've heard it somewhere in Hokkaido.
In Hokkaido, too.
I see.
And now we have two teams!
Yes!
That's good, isn't it, Yui-chan?
Yay!
We still have a long way to go.
And we have a serve chance for Super Girls-san.
I want to do it!
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Come on, do it!
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Yes!
Gappe!
Watch out!
For now, Super Girls win!
We did it!
You did well, didn't you?
You did well!
You did your best, didn't you?
Yeah!
Congratulations!
You did a good job coming back!
Yes, and...
We lost.
It's Vanilla Beans, but...
Well...
Luna-san, you played Egashira-san brilliantly just now.
This time, it's "One Swallowtail in the Lake".
Do you know what this means?
No, it's just like...
That's not true! That's not funny at all!
Oh no...
Okay, please bring in the tools!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Today, I really...
- Let's have you put on some sports pants. - I'm embarrassed!
- Please put on some sports pants. - I'm embarrassed!
- Let's have you stand by somewhere in the back. - Please change over there.
- Please put this on. - Are you doing this alone? - Alone, alone, alone!
- Please go over there in the back. - This won't do!
- This won't do. - This is...
- Even in idol activities, it took quite a while for this to recover. - That's right, that's right.
- I don't think this will... - No one finished without any scratches.
- This is a real struggle. - I see.
- I don't know if it's because you're an idol or something like that... - Seriously!
- That's right, Eme, you're curious, aren't you? - I'm curious.
- It's not something an idol would do. - What we always do is shoot magazines...
- We're doing it! - We're doing it!
- Do you basically only do things like this? - It's tough, isn't it?
- It's tough, isn't it?! - I only do things like this...
- That's right! Even though you do the same thing, you don't do it like this.
- It seems like you've left the idol's framework. - You've left it...
- I-I've surpassed it! I've surpassed it! - That's cool!
- You've done it! - Yes, we're ready!
- Then, it seems like Vanilla Bean and Rena-san are ready, so let's have them appear!
- Vanilla Bean and Rena-san's "One-man swan lake"! Please come out!
It's cold!
It's cold, isn't it?
It's cold!
I came from the northernmost lake.
I'm Vanilla Bean's Rena.
Yeah!
Rena-san's "One-man swan lake"!
You're all dressed up, aren't you?
Please, please, in the middle.
Good morning!
Rena-san, this is good news.
Until the broadcast ends, you won't be leaving this school.
What?!
We'll continue with the punishment game.
How is it?
It fits you well, doesn't it?
It's pretty.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's a little...
It's good, it's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's the best, isn't it?
But before that, this sporty short-sleeved shirt is a little...
It doesn't really suit a commoner's short-sleeved shirt.
It doesn't suit you.
But I really like it.
You like it?
Don't say things like that.
And with that, Vanilla Bean's team has lost.
They will be leaving this school.