AISubs v3.5
I don't know what's said in the world
I'm used to everything
I only care about good or bad things
I'm living in the moment
Let's throw away what we don't need and change tomorrow
Let's talk and rely on each other and take a step forward Let's go!
If we don't throw away something, we can't grab anything
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's talk and be sincere in the dance Level up and look, it's awesome!
In this new world, get a star in your heart and go to the next stage
I don't need that dress from two years ago, or this and that, I don't need all of it
I don't need anyone's long hair, hair style, or memories, all of it, bye bye
I'll bathe in the sun and reset myself, let's go now, jump!
If you don't throw away anything, you can't grab anything (go! go! go! go!)
Let's talk, it's a simple interface, level up and look, it's awesome, jump! jump!
In this new world, get a star in your heart and go to the next stage
Idol
I'm Masato, the host of "Idol"
Nice to meet you
"Idol" is a show of girls who are growing up as idols
You can watch "Idol" every week on TV, "Kanagawa" and "Fuji"
I'm Masato, the host of "Idol"
First of all, today's topic is "A name you want to be when you are reborn"
Let's start with Asahi
I'm Asahi, the 15th member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Nina!
Nina!
She's not Japanese
I'm Tachiba, the 19th member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Windy!
I'm Kikuchi Ami, the 16th member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Asia's Ani, Hokuto's Tony, and Yume's Atom!
I'm Hashimoto Kaede, the 21st member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Asahi Nao!
I'm Kamura Yui, the 12th member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Canon!
It's not good, it's not good, it's impossible, it's impossible, it's impossible
I'm Aikawa Ai, the 20th member of "Idol"
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Hinano!
"A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Yuna! "A name you want to be when you are reborn" is John!
"Idol League" No. 22 Adam Tomonami! "A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Paris Hilton!
"Idol League" No. 22 Kurata Ruka! "A name you want to be when you are reborn" is Julie!
"Idol League" No. 21 Sensei Idol League! "Idol League" No. 21 Sensei Idol League!
"Idol League" No. 22 - One lap - strawberry milk!
We'd like to verify why you shouldn't search for "idol league" on the internet.
Wow, Morimosu-san is really excited.
Are you okay?
It might be an eye's work.
You might get caught.
You have to be careful.
It's just a cold.
When we did this show last time, we got a lot of feedback.
When you search for "idol league" on the internet,
you can't search for "idol league"
if you don't search for "idol league" on the internet.
It might have a weird meaning.
So we're really looking forward to it.
Yes.
This time as well, you can't search for "idol league" on the internet.
You can only search for "idol league" on the internet if you have a mask on.
And even if you search for "idol league" on the internet and something happens,
Fuji TV will not intervene at all.
Even if something happens to a member of Fuji TV, we will not intervene at all.
Yes.
Let's get started.
The first word you can't search for is...
I have a health insurance.
Women...
I have a health insurance.
This is not good.
I have a health insurance.
This is not good.
I have a health insurance.
Who should we search for?
Okay, let's start with Kaede.
I have a health insurance.
This is not good.
Okay, you can click here.
This bookmark.
Yes, over there.
Just one click?
Yes.
Okay, let's start.
If you're ready, please click there.
Okay.
(Screaming)
Scary!
Scary. Scary.
What did you see?
Scary.
I can't go home.
Kaede-chan.
Kaede-chan. Kaede-chan. Kaede-chan.
Give us a little more hint.
A little more. What it is.
I can't go home.
What happened?
I can't go home.
This is...
I saw it again.
What?
I saw it again.
You saw it again. You didn't see it, did you?
I saw it again.
Let's watch it again.
If it's the first time, people will laugh at you, right?
It's kind of...
It's kind of funny.
This is...
It's okay.
Kaede-chan.
Go ahead.
(Screaming)
I saw it!
It's okay. It's only the first time, so it's not that bad, right?
That's right.
Kikuchi-san, do you want to watch it again?
No, I don't want to!
Kaede-chan!
Kaede-chan, please watch it again.
Please watch it again.
I really don't want to!
I'm sorry!
- Is it playing now? - Yes, it is.
It's just a picture of a property.
No way! No way!
It's definitely happening!
- This is... - A property...
- No way! - A property...
- What kind of pattern is it? - What kind of pattern is it?
It's usually a "no way" pattern.
No, but I...
I'm going to say something I should never search for.
It's worse in part one.
If you watch it...
This is no good.
- Which one is it? I don't like it. - This is...
- Watch it carefully. - Ah!
- It's a picture of a property. - Are you really going to watch it?
Eh?
- Eh, stop it! - This is probably a serious one, right?
It kind of looks like Ojima-san.
- Eh? - Eh?
- Tsuka? - Doesn't it look like Tsuka-chan?
- Is this Ojima-san? - This is bad!
- I'm going to say something I should never search for. - Umeko, you'll definitely be fine!
- Wait, seriously... - No way.
Why are you covering your face like that, Umeko?
Eh? What's going on?
- I don't know, but... - What's going on? Where are you covering yourself like that?
- Maybe she's trying to make you look cuter. - I'm not!
- I think that's what the cameraman is saying. - It's okay.
What's wrong?
- What's wrong? - She's trying to make you look cuter.
- Scary! - Scary, scary, scary, scary!
- Ojima-san is heavy! - A woman you shouldn't search for.
- Scary! - Now, the next one!
- The next one is... - The next one is...
This one.
- This one doesn't look like it. - Huh? Strongman?
- It's like... English and Strongman... - Strongman...
- What is it? - Strongman...
- There? I don't know what you're talking about! - There?
- Now, shall we go with Itou-san? - Eh, seriously?!
- But I'm sure we can do it this time! - Thank you!
- Please sit down. - This is crazy!
- Please click and search. - I can't see anything!
- Questions and such. - Eh, wait a minute!
- More like... - Let's go!
- Yes! - Let's do something more happy!
- Look properly! - Look properly!
- Tell me! - Tell me!
- What species? - This one!
- What species? What species? - I'm scared!
- Answer this one! - Eh?
- This one! - What species?
- Ah, wait a minute! - Oh, insect species?
- Swing species? - Humans and animals...
- Oh no! Oh no! This is the worst! - What?
- Who? - This is the worst!
- What? - What are you talking about?
- My face is all messed up! - What color?
- This one! This one! - Eh?
- What color?
- White! - White?!
- White and... - It's shaking!
- If I were to describe it in one word...
- It's shaking! - It's shaking!
- It's disgusting! - This is disgusting!
- This is a little...
- I'll answer it! - You'll answer it!
- This is a little... - This is bad!
- Eh, this is a little bad! I'm surprised!
- I don't know where to look! - That's right!
- It's disgusting! - Isn't it disgusting?
- This project is a little... - Eh, is this really for someone?
- Asu-san! What are you doing in the middle of this?
- What are you doing?
- I'm scared!
- It's good if you do it!
- I'm an esophageal doctor!
- Can you do it in a situation like this?
- Esophageal doctor? - Oh my!
- Now! - Yes!
- Let's move onto the next one! - The next word is this!
- What is it? - It's like love. It's scary, isn't it?
- I know what it is. - Really? - You know? - Yeah.
- You know? - No. I learned it in Part 1. This kind of thing is scary.
- Oh, so you don't know what it is? - Then let's move onto the next one! - Oh, no!
- It's a scary one. - Ami-chan, you can do it! - I haven't done it yet.
- So... - This is really scary!
- It's like watching TV. - It's really scary!
- This is really scary! - Let's do it!
- Go lower. - Lower? - Lower, lower.
- What are you looking at?
- Is it this? - Lower, lower.
- This? - That's it.
- How is it? - Excuse me!
- Oh, no! Oh, no! - Excuse me!
- This is a scary one! - Oh, no!
- What is it? - What is it?
- Excuse me! - Oh, it's alive!
- It's like... - What is it? - It's alive! - It's alive!
- What is it? - Isn't it born already? - What is it born? - There's a lot of...
- It's alive, but... - Yes, it's another one.
- I thought the first one was a cake. - Really? - At first...
- Next, it's like... It's not good. - Is it at your house? - It's not at my house.
It hurts! It hurts!
It really hurts!
Be careful, really!
Everyone, it's hard! When you see this!
What?
Do your best! Really, everyone!
It really hurts!
What should we do?
No, this kind of situation...
This kind of situation is certainly...
This kind of situation is really hard, isn't it?
For girls, it might be too much.
Now, let's move on.
Yes, the next word is...
No!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
It feels like you're doing something about it!
It's true!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Do something about it!
Hey, young girls, don't you want to hear it?
Do something about it!
Yes, so...
Who will search for it?
You haven't said it yet?
So...
The one who hasn't seen it yet...
Do something about it!
Yes, so Kurata, will you say it?
No! No!
No!
Don't say it!
You can't do that!
I don't like you all, but you're doing it!
I have no reason to do so!
It's my job!
It's my first time in a variety show! I don't like it!
Do your best!
Now...
Now, it's from here...
Isn't it pretty bad?
It's bad!
Eh? This is... Eh? Wait a minute!
I don't know!
How do you do it?
Ah, like this...
I'm going to get you!
Shut up!
What's wrong?
I'm going to get you!
This side is noisy!
Don't do that again!
You scared us!
We're scared of you!
What should we do?
It's okay!
Let's watch it together!
Let's watch it!
Come here!
Let's watch it together!
Come here!
It's okay!
We're not scared of you!
It's okay!
Let's watch it together!
It's okay!
Let's watch it together!
We've seen you!
Come here!
Let's catch you!
Let me choose my seat!
We've seen you!
No!
Don't touch me!
I'll make Gonerko sit here!
I've seen you!
I saw it! I saw it!
Is it here? Is it here?
Come here!
Who is here?
Here!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
No!
Gather around! Gather around!
Gather around!
Look at me!
Let me say it once! Let me say it once!
You come here!
Let's go!
Look at me!
Ready, go!
It's different!
Even if you're here, you're still being looked at!
Look at me!
Look at me all of you!
Don't look at me!
Look at me!
What's there to look at?
Look at me!
Don't look at me!
Something's broken!
Oh my god!
This is annoying!
One of you is dead.
Are you okay?
This is really bad!
Let's read some sentences.
Wait, wait!
Let's read some sentences.
I can see it from here!
Let's read some sentences.
That's right!
Mom! Mom!
No!
No!!
No way!
Write the sentence!
Text! Text!
Write a sentence!
Mom! Mom!
No!
Eh!?
Ryoko-chan, read it.
Without posting the picture...
Why!? Why!?
Don't touch me!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
I want to go to school.
I'm shaking!
Isn't this the easiest one to understand?
It's pretty bad.
It's pretty scary.
Right?
Ah, I can't do it anymore.
This one surprised you, right?
This one is a little scary.
That's it!
Be careful of living alone.
That's right.
I can't do it anymore!
If you go home and turn on the TV tonight, you'll see this face.
I can't do it anymore!
Now, sit down.
Yes, sit down.
This is a high level one.
This is definitely a high level one.
Can you do it?
I don't know anymore!
What? What?
Stop it!
The title is weird.
Now, let's go with Asahi-san.
Then, shall we stop?
We won't stop!
I'm really scared.
Are you really going to watch it?
Isn't it really bad?
It's really bad.
So, sit down.
But it's okay now.
It's okay now.
Look!
Age is also important.
You can definitely do it!
It's okay.
Let's calm down.
(screams)
What's going on?
I'm number one today.
This is bad.
No, it's not.
Hey.
It's not.
Chief Okawa.
(screams)
It's okay.
(screams)
It's okay.
It's bad.
Is it really?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Sit down.
This is really bad.
Hey!
Look at this.
Hey!
Look at it.
Hey!
This is really bad.
(screams)
This is bad.
Please show it to everyone.
This is number one for today! Number one for today! Number one for today!
I'm sorry!
I definitely don't want to watch this! I don't like it!
It's too bad!
Asahi-san, who do you want me to watch? Asahi-san, who do you want me to watch?
Kawamura-san!
Bring her here! Bring her here! Bring her here, Kawamura-san!
I need this kind of experience!
Hurry up and say it!
That's right! She's 22 years old!
That's not true!
Hang in there!
Even if you try to be cute, they'll cut you anyway!
Come here, Kamura-san. Sit down.
I live alone.
You live alone? Are you okay?
I really can't do it!
Because you're handsome! Because you're handsome!
You're handsome!
Okay.
I'm angry!
This match...
I can see it! I can see it! I can see it!
Look carefully, Umeko! Look carefully!
Look carefully!
Umeko is scary!
I'm scared!
Umeko was scarier than anyone else!
I'm scared!
What is this!? This is bad! This is bad!
Umeko was the scariest!
She was like a ghost!
But I want you all to see it!
I want you all to see it! I want to see it!
Who is it?
Ami-chan! Ami-chan!
Ami-chan!
I'm getting used to it!
Ami-chan! I'm definitely getting used to it!
Kiguta is okay! Kiguta is okay!
This is impossible!
Kiguta is okay! Kiguta is okay!
Kaede-chan! Kaede-chan!
Kiguta is okay!
Kaede-chan, look at it!
Wait, wait, wait...
Kaede-chan is scary!
Here we go! Here we go!
Kaede-chan!
Look at it properly! Look at it properly!
Wait, Kaede-chan, you really shouldn't do it!
You shouldn't do it! You shouldn't do it!
This is bad!
What is it!?
I'm scared!
Isn't it amazing!?
What is it!?
Is it for real!? Is it for real!?
What is it!?
I don't know! I can't really comment on it!
What is it!? I'm scared!
CG! CG!
Trauma!?
But I only saw it for 0.1 seconds, so I don't know!
You really shouldn't look at it at all!
Kiguta, who do you think should look at it?
Kaede-chan!
Kaede-chan, wait!
Kaede-chan!
Let's look at it together!
Let's hug it!
Ami-chan, hug it for her!
Why!?
I'm sorry!
Kaede-chan is really mad at Kiguta right now!
Let's look at it together!
Look at it properly!
No way, no way!
See! I told you not to show it!
Well, let's continue.
It's a little rough, but...
Calm down and search for it.
It's cold.
It looks like...
Is it an animal?
Doesn't it look like an animal?
Now, Okawa-san.
I'm sick of it! I've seen it! I've seen it all!
I want you to look at it.
But...
But it's not human, is it?
Right?
Now, Okawa-san.
I can do it like this.
Like this.
Can you do it?
The image is a little... Can you zoom in a little more?
Look at it properly! Look at it properly!
Ah! This is real!
Ah! It's disgusting! It's disgusting!
What is it?
It's disgusting!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Is it a real shark?
It's not a shark!
Is it real? Which one is it?
Is it fake?
It's real! It's real!
Is it fake?
This is real, isn't it?
Which one is it? Which one is it?
This is real!
What is it, then?
I don't know! I don't know! What is it?
It's not that difficult, is it?
Ah! Then, is it an animal?
It's not an animal!
What is it?
I'm scared! But I'm scared!
What is it?
It's human, isn't it?
It's not!
No way!
Then, what is it?
What is it?
Isn't it a shark?
It's not!
Is it a fish?
I don't know!
I don't know if it's "chao chao"!
Is it "chao chao"?
Is it a dog?
I don't know, but...
This is bad!
Can you eat it?
You look like you can eat it, Mana-chan!
Mana-san, you can eat anything, right?
You can probably eat it, right?
It's good, it's good, it's good!
Well, if you eat it...
It's okay!
You can eat it, right?
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
This is too much!
Give me a kiss, give me a kiss!
It's "chao chao"!
It's like Dandy and Sakano are fighting!
This is too scary!
It's nothing, it's "chao chao"!
Asahi-san!
What are you doing?
Asahi-san, come here for one last time.
Like that, really...
But the ending is already flowing.
Asahi-san is...
Asahi-san, look properly.
Really, properly!
Asahi-san is...
Yes, and with that...
Please don't search for it!
What is it?
Hurry up and erase it! I'm sorry.
This is bad!
Look at it properly!
In the end, it's a handsome guy drama.
Yes, it's a shame, really.
This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
Because there are still people who haven't seen it.
We're looking at it very seriously.
Kura-san, Kura-san, come over here for a second.
Kura-san, come over here for a second.
I don't know at all!
You don't know, do you?
You have to confirm it.
Kura-san, come over here.
That's really bad.
Because...
This area and this area are all bad, right?
Kura-san, come over here.
No!
The air is the same over there!
The air is the same!
The air is fine!
And...
Because it's small...
Because it's small, you should look at it closer.
This is really scary.
The image is small.
That's definitely a lie!
Temperature! Temperature! Temperature!
The image is small.
Because it comes out around here.
That old man is lying.
No!
Why?!
No!
No, no.
Don't make it up!
Because it's small.
Scary!
There's more! There's more!
You'll definitely be surprised!
Please look closer.
One more?
Yes!
Sorry for the wait.
Please look closer.
One more.
I can't think of anything. What is this?
You don't even have a sense of naming.
Tachibana-san! Tachibana-san!
Tachibana-san, you were actually surprisingly calm.
But this is really...
Tachibana-san, you're surprisingly calm.
I'm scared.
It's okay. It's okay.
First of all, I don't know what "bacillus" is.
I can't prepare my heart.
Look at the picture and...
What do I do? What do I do?
Why can't I come here?
Someone...
Pulled the string.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I don't like this!
It looks like a string came out of somewhere.
It came out! It came out!
It fell!
What kind of situation is this?
Isn't this like a paranormal phenomenon that's already happened?
This is bad.
Everyone...
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What?
What's wrong?
It didn't work.
What?
Don't show this to just one customer.
Don't do it!
I don't think it's that bad.
I see. I understand.
Then... Asahi-san...
No, no, no. I'm an idol, you know.
This is a pop song, a pop song, a pop song.
Yeah, but...
If it's really like that, it can't be called a pop song.
This is a pretty pop song.
This is more of a pop song than before.
Yeah, it's a pop song. It might be old.
My stomach hurts.
Wait, it's really scary, isn't it?!
Yeah.
Wait, I'm scared.
It's small, so look around you.
No, I'm not lying.
It's true, it's true, it's true.
No, really, please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh no!
You scared me.
Did you see it? Did you see it well?
I saw it.
You saw it well?
You have to see it well. You have to see it well.
Isn't my voice too loud?
You have to see it well.
Wow!
It's weird! It's weird!
It's not there anymore.
It's weird.
Wow!
But I can't really tell if it's one of those two.
What's that?
Isn't it one of the two?
Yeah, so you have to see the one of the two.
One of the two?
This is bad.
You showed me well.
Wow!
What's this?
On the contrary...
On the contrary, you often...
You should show me.
On the contrary, you often don't know, so what's "on the contrary"?
It's like...
Kawamura-san...
It's worse! It's really worse!
Kawamura-san!
Hey!
We're still recording.
I'm the only one here.
It's like a hospital waiting period.
Wow!
Come here.
It's like...
It's not like "dead" or anything like that.
That's right.
It feels weird.
What is it?
It's really worse!
It's fine! It's really fine!
It's fine! It's okay!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Is it okay or is it okay?
It's not okay!
Come here!
Look at me!
It's fine!
Let's do it one by one!
It's really fine!
Come here!
Sit down!
Okay?
Okay.
First of all, handsome trauma...
First of all...
As a preface...
Becoming a handsome trauma...
Mother's...
Mother's shoes are gone!
Find mother's shoes!
Found them! Found them!
Found them? Found them!
They're broken!
Found them! Are you okay?
I'm fine!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
So, today it's handsome trauma!
Ime-ken trauma...
Ime-ken!
Ime-ken is the name of...
It's Ime-ken!
Who here hasn't seen Ime-ken trauma?
Can you be honest with me?
I mean it!
It's Itou-san and Nomu-san!
Everyone's reaction is terrible!
Go away!
What are you talking about?!
Go away, everyone!
So, Ito-san, you sit here, and Nono-san, you grab her like this.
I won't move!
Go away!
I won't move!
Imeiken trauma, let's all share it!
Let's share it!
Let's share our memories!
Everyone has to watch this!
Watch me hard!
You're too small, get closer.
Open your eyes!
You're too small, get closer.
It's dangerous!
This is...
Somehow Yuna's head hit Mana-chan's face.
This is...
It was a terrible sound.
Are you okay?
Mana-go!
It was like...
Mechi!
Are you okay?
Are you really okay?
Sensei, Mana is okay.
Were you okay?
Were you scared?
Her face was scary.
This is amazing!
This is...
Her voice was scary!
You were scared, weren't you?
Yes.
So...
There are many words we shouldn't search today.
So, children living alone, please be careful.
It's been a while!
Even dreams!
I don't like dreams!
Kamura-san!
Yes?
It's on TV.
Yes.
Yes! So...
That's all!
You should definitely search...
That's all!
You shouldn't search those words!
It was "search and say goodbye"!