AISubs v3.5
It's said in the world that "ordinary"
doesn't mean you know what's inside.
Anything is possible.
Old habits and something else
aren't really bad.
Just live in the moment.
Throw away what you don't need
and change tomorrow.
Talk to yourself and rely on it.
Reset yourself and let's go!
If you don't throw away something, you can't grab anything.
Go! Go! Go!
Talk to yourself and rely on it.
Reset yourself and let's go!
In this new world,
get an invincible star
and go to the next stage.
Bad things and things you've been betrayed by.
Things you've been betrayed by and things you've been depressed about.
You shouldn't worry about it.
Words like "obsession"
don't really have a good meaning.
It's an unexpected fact.
If you buy an emotional car,
let's go with all our might!
Even if you fail in the fun world, reset your heart and let's go dance!
With one heartbeat, you can go anywhere! (Go! Go! Go! Go!)
In the fun world, yes, simple is the best!
Look, it's awesome to be reborn! (Yeah!)
With a new self, now, beyond that sky, ah, and then, to the next stage!
IDOLiNG!
Hello! I'm Hamamichi, the MC who replaced Kakari- zumu!
Thank you!
It's fun!
Really?
Yes! I'm Saito Maiko, the TV announcer!
Nice to meet you!
Once again, this program is for girls who are growing up as idols!
So, everyone who is IDOLiNG!
Thank you!
Fresh! Fresh with every breath!
Don't get bored! Don't get bored!
Don't get bored! Don't get bored with Ishigaki Island!
Get more excited!
It's getting pretty bad, isn't it?
I've heard people talking bad about Kikuchi.
When we're eating.
That's not something you can say for real!
That's why I haven't mentioned it at all!
So, have you thought about your age difference?
Oh, we haven't thought about it at all.
Between the kids and Kikuchi-san...
I think we're about the same age.
You were born on January 29th, 1972, right?
That's right!
IDOLiNG!'s best years are...
1999!
You were born on January 29th!
So, you're 13 years older than Reia-chan, right?
It's been a while!
Kikuchi-san was born when he was 27 years old.
Oh, so Reia-chan is...
Even if you call me "daddy," it's not weird, right?
It's not weird at all!
I see.
So, this time...
We'd like to see what kind of conversation...
Kikuchi-san, who is the father of one of the younger members, would have...
If he were actually the father of one of the members.
Today, Hamaguchi-san will do his best.
If Hamaguchi-san were actually the father of one of the members...
Let me explain the rules again.
From now on, Hamaguchi-san will interact with the younger members between the ages of 13 and 15.
From the moment you enter the room, you are parents.
Hamaguchi-san, please interact with each of the members as their fathers.
Me and the members will monitor the situation in the basement.
Please talk to each other.
Yes, I understand.
Let's have them stand by in the basement.
See you later!
Let's start with Kurumi Takahashi.
Kurumi doesn't talk much.
She is serious.
She is like a student.
Has she ever talked before?
Let's have her come in.
Come in!
Are you nervous?
Yes, I am.
Let's sit down and talk.
Sorry, I know you are busy.
It's been a while.
Do you have something to say to me?
How long has it been?
I know you are busy.
You didn't talk at all.
That's right.
How is school?
I can study now.
It's fun.
Do you go out often?
Sometimes.
Do you have friends?
I made a lot of friends.
Who do you get along with?
I get along with Karen.
We get along every time we meet.
How about Idling?
Idling is fun.
It makes me feel at ease.
Idling makes you feel at ease?
Yes.
Each project is fun.
It's fun just to be there.
Are you bullied?
No.
At the entertainment world.
It's fine for now.
Do you guys get along well?
Yes.
Do you say anything to your dad?
Yes.
Do you say anything to your dad?
Yes.
Right away?
Because you like him.
I'm asking you now.
Yes.
What do you think?
Dad!
What?
Dad!
You're awesome!
But I wanted to talk to you from now on.
No, no.
Dad was really nice.
But he usually responded harshly.
First of all, dad didn't stand up.
He was such a gentle dad.
But this is really sweaty.
What?
What do you say when you're alone?
But at that age, even a real dad would be like that.
At this age, even a real dad would be like that.
Let's move on.
Hamaguchi-san, you're playing dad again.
Yes!
Alright, let's go!
Next up is Ram-chan!
Good morning, Ram!
Good morning, dad!
I saw you idling.
Oh, really?!
Is your face okay?
It's okay, but it hurt a little.
But there was water in my nose and it hurt a lot.
No, it was worse than that.
But you're acting like an adult.
Huh? It hurts a little.
Really?!
It's okay, Ram.
It's okay, Ram. You're a strong kid.
That's right.
You're a strong kid like me, Ram. It's okay.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
I see.
I'm glad you're happy, Ram.
How's school today?
School's fun.
You know, I'm in the third year of junior high school and I'm starting to think about exams, so I'm studying hard.
You can go wherever you want to go. I think I can go anywhere.
As long as you're healthy and happy, that's all that matters.
Really?!
Yeah, that's right.
But you're a strong kid, so I think you'll be okay.
Well, it's just my body.
Well, um...
Even if you're healthy, that's all that matters.
And you're a strong kid yourself.
Yes!
Who do you like?
Huh? Right now...
No one.
You only say that to your mom, don't you?
You don't say it to me at all, do you?
Huh? I really don't say it.
I'm really worried about you, too.
But...
Take me with you when you get cold.
Really?
So, how did you and your mom meet?
Ask her!
She is my first love.
Why did you confess your love to her?
Well, I don't know.
If you like someone, bring her to me.
I won't get angry.
Really?
I will meet her properly.
It's a promise, right?
If you like someone, you will show her to me.
I got it.
Bring her to me.
Yes, I got it.
What do you think of idling?
I like idling.
Wow!
Ram grew up to be a good boy!
He looks like his father.
His father is healthy and his mother is beautiful.
Who is your mother?
It was funny.
I felt like I was raised.
I was raised.
I didn't think I was raised by such an energetic daughter.
But if she had been a real parent, she might have cried a little.
But she wasn't a parent at all, so she didn't cry.
As a parent, you should see it!
What was it? You were happy for a moment, weren't you?
You were happy for a moment, weren't you?
You were smiling a little, weren't you?
She is someone else's daughter, but she is not like her own daughter.
If her father had told me, I would have cried.
Next is Karen Ishida.
Karen!
I can't read it.
What kind of girl is she?
I don't know.
Seniors, please communicate with me properly!
Please tell me!
She is mature.
She hasn't shown it yet.
She is overwhelmed.
But her voice is quite rough.
I don't think she is an idol.
She is rough.
She is really rough.
I've never seen an idol like her.
Umeko and her father are really close, aren't they?
They are close.
They are childhood friends, aren't they?
Her father wears Umeko's T-shirt and comes to my concert.
I love it!
Next!
Her father is a heavy metal...
Oh, he is a death metal...
Vocalist.
He is a vocalist and a dance singer.
He said, "Oh, my premium CD has been released, but I don't want you to watch it."
What's wrong with you?
Her voice is really rough.
Is it OK for you to make a setting in Hawaii?
It's like...
It's like she hasn't come back from a stay.
Oh, I see.
It's like she is calling you out.
Are you angry? Are you angry?
This setting is quite heavy for me.
Anyway, I'll make you angry.
OK, let's go!
What will happen?
Oh, it's interesting!
I have no image of getting angry.
Dad hasn't come in yet, but he's already packed up.
Dad, it's been a long time.
It's been a long time.
He hasn't come out yet.
Karen!
I've been busy with work lately and haven't seen you at all.
That's right, but Dad is a little angry.
Why?
Karen is a little angry.
Why?
Dad is not always kind.
Why? Did I do something wrong?
Karen, you've done something wrong.
What did I do wrong?
You had a better voice than him.
I haven't done anything, Karen.
You don't have to hide anything from me.
What?
You don't have to hide anything from me.
Karen, do you want to eat your dad's pudding in the refrigerator?
No!
Dad doesn't want it!
But it looked delicious!
No!
When Dad came home from work...
But there were two of them, so I thought one would be fine.
He doesn't know that you always eat two of them!
He doesn't know you always eat ten of them!
He's looking forward to it!
I thought you wouldn't find out because you came home drunk that day.
No!
The pudding after you're drunk is the best!
Dad always says that!
Don't think you've grown up like that!
Karen!
Apologize to Dad properly!
Dad...
I'm sorry for eating the pudding!
It's fine!
It's been a long time since we met.
I have a problem.
Do you want me to ask you?
Yes.
Ask me. What is it?
My senior at work told me that my voice is hoarse.
What should I do?
Your voice is hoarse?
Yes.
It's like this.
Is it hoarse?
It's better if you say "gaah"!
It has nothing to do with your senior.
Karen's voice is definitely cuter.
Wait!
Karen's voice is cuter.
Are you her senior?
Karen's voice is suitable for young people.
Yes.
Young people win.
Right?
Yes.
Also, my mom was crying the other day.
She was crying?
Did you do it?
Yes. Don't you remember?
No.
What did you do?
Ask her.
Well...
Yes.
My dad always comes home late, so my mom was worried about me.
She was worried about you cheating on her.
Yes.
My dad will never cheat on you.
Really?
Yes.
Don't you have a cute person at work?
I only see my mom.
How did you meet your mom?
How I met my mom...
Well...
I went to Ishigaki Island for a location shoot.
Who was it?
At that time...
My daughter was talking to a good girl.
I thought I would fall in love with her for the rest of my life.
As Ken and Sun?
As Ken and Sun.
Well...
Yes.
They gave up on marriage at that time.
It was a fateful encounter.
Really?
Yes.
My mom still tells me about it.
Yes.
She only tells me about it in the middle of the night.
Really?
So you didn't know about it.
I didn't know about it.
It's good you didn't know about it.
I sang it a lot.
Then don't tell me about it.
I only tell you about it now.
I only tell you about it now and then.
The end!
What's up, Mom?
Dad, when did you become like this?
Mom!
But it was fun, wasn't it, Dad?
No, I'm not angry.
You're angry just because you got eaten.
I'm not angry like that.
You're not angry like that?
I'm not angry like that.
You're not angry like that?
But Dad didn't cheat and only Mom came out, and it didn't end well.
Is it you, Yuko, who is covering your mouth?
No, it's not.
It's about us.
What is it? You're definitely cute, so be confident.
We've been talking about it for a long time.
Now, let's move on to the last name, Kiyoku Reia- chan.
She's the youngest.
13 years old?
What kind of person is she usually like?
She talks a lot.
She's 12 years old.
I'm 22 years old, but I'm like a mother.
Really?
From Reia-chan's perspective.
You're still 22 years old?
You're really young!
I'm 22 years old.
Oh, really?
Shall we go?
Yes!
Dad, you can go now!
Bye!
All right!
She's cute.
She's childish, but she doesn't joke around much.
Good morning.
You're already up?
Yes.
How long do you think we've been waiting for you?
How long have we been waiting for you?
Hold on a second.
How long have we been waiting for you?
I don't know.
You haven't waited for 10 minutes, right?
No.
Yeah!
What is that?
You haven't waited for 10 minutes?
Don't say that!
I haven't.
What do you do at school?
At school, we collect stickers.
You collect stickers?
And this.
Alpus.
What is it?
Teach me.
One, one hundred thousand.
I don't know what "alpus" means.
I see.
How come it's so popular?
"Alpus".
This is also popular.
What is it?
Where do you live?
It's not here now.
What do you mean?
"Alpus".
Is this also "alpus"?
Yes.
What's the difference?
This is a small version and this is a big version.
Is there a big version?
Alpus.
One hundred thousand.
Five hundred.
You did it.
Yes.
This is fun.
It's fun.
What do you enjoy doing the most now, Reia?
Now, members sometimes do this for me.
Do you like it?
I like it.
It's fun.
Do you do it for me?
Yes.
Say "alpus".
Amimi-san did it for me.
Nana-chan did it for me.
Kaede-chan did it for me.
Ruka-chan did it for me.
You don't have anyone you don't like, do you?
But I don't have anyone I don't like. Everyone is kind.
What kind of person do you want to be?
I want to be as tall as you, Rurika-san.
Are you short now?
You're short.
But you might be my father's child.
That's the charm of being short.
I see.
Time's up!
Dad!
You've only played video games as a kid.
But I'm short.
It's kind of fun.
"Yay!" It's surprisingly powerful.
It's surprisingly powerful.
"Yay!" It's surprisingly powerful.
And last, Kaede-chan did it for me.
Until Reiya-chan came, she was the youngest.
After Reiya-chan came, she looks very mature.
She's a very good girl and I love her.
She's too cute and it's crazy.
Too cute and it's crazy.
Ami-chan touches Kaede-chan's skin all the time and Kaede-chan's skin gets rough.
She's too cute and it's crazy.
Too cute and it's crazy.
What should I say?
Do you like anything?
I like watermelons.
Watermelons!
Can you do it with only that weapon?
There's only one left.
I'm glad you like watermelons.
I'll say watermelons.
I hope Kaede-chan says "gui gui".
Good morning!
I'm back!
Did you come back in the morning?
Yes, I went to the pool in the morning.
Did you come to Ishigaki?
Yes, I came to Ishigaki.
I see.
You look sleepy.
You're right!
My face looks sleepy, too.
Maybe.
Don't tease me, dad!
Do you like watermelons?
I love watermelons, too!
You like watermelons, don't you?
I like watermelons, too!
That's why you're young!
What?
Your clothes.
Watermelons?
That's right!
I ate them.
Hey!
Don't tease me, you idiot!
How have you been?
What?
What about your future?
My future?
Let me see...
In the future...
I'd like to do more variety shows, but...
I'd like to expand my career and do more drama.
Hey!
Don't bring up your dad!
Don't bring up my wife!
Don't bring up your dad!
Uriah's mother!
Uriah's wife!
She's been busy lately.
But I went to school the other day.
School?
Yeah, I went to school. I became a high school student.
I see. You've been busy with idol activities lately.
Yeah. But I went to school the other day and studied a lot, but...
Mathematics is hard.
One of my classmates taught me, but I'm not good at it.
Don't say that!
I'm not good at it.
Don't say that.
I'm not good at it.
You're good at it.
Yeah.
I know it from TV.
You're really good at it.
I do something like "x" and "y", but...
I want to tell you something, too.
Okay, tell me.
First of all, I want you to remember this.
Well...
"x" times "x" is "x" squared.
And...
"a" times "b" is...
It's not "c"!
"a" times "b" is...
It's not "c"!
"a" times "b" is...
"ab"!
"ad"!
"ab"?
"ab"! "a" times "b" is...
That's right.
"ab"?
"ab"!
The world has changed, hasn't it?
"a" times "b" is "ab" or something like that?
I didn't know that.
"c" is "c", right?
That's right.
So...
Write it down.
It was "ab" for sure.
What are you talking about?
No, I mean...
Is it a equation?
It's about "x".
It's about "x" and "y".
"y"?
Listen to me a little more.
"y"...
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
You're in the third grade, so you've been in the fifth grade.
You're in the ninth grade now.
I'm scared.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
It was funny.
She was such a strange girl.
She made me do it.
She made you do it.
It's funny that you're involved in it.
I've been talking about recent things.
I didn't know you were going to talk about your life experience.
I was hit by a water gun.
"ab" and "a"...
"a" and "b"...
It's not good if you don't know that.
"a" and "b" are "c" and "y".
It's not good if you don't know that.
She made me do it at the end.
She made me do it.
The five of you.
Dad, you experienced it.
How was it?
We all have different eyes, don't we?
That's right.
I thought it was hard for you to be a dad.
I respected you.
That's right.
If you think about it in real life, I'd like to have a wife first.
You go first.
That's all. If Hamaguchi-san were a dad.
Goodbye!