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Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya
Pa-pa-ya!
IDOLING!
Pa-pa-ya!
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
This show is broadcast weekly at 6 p.m. on Sunday, January 15th on Fuji TV and Carano.
Thank you for joining us.
Today's theme is "memories from the third year of elementary school".
First, Asahi.
Yes, I'm Asahi Nao, 15 years old, and I'm an idol.
My memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I won the one-bugz that I noticed in the second year of elementary school and won it again the following year.
But my opponent gained a lot of weight and I lost.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Aoi Okawa, 20 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
Did you get thinner?
No, I didn't!
My memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I was worried about my mom if I would get mad at her for buying me warm sweets for 30 yen.
I'm Kaoru Hashimoto, 21 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I was a third-year fourth-grade student.
I'm Kikechi Ami, 16 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I danced "Love Machine" at a farewell party.
"Love Machine"?
Yes, I'm Motomura Ami, 15 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I started gaining a lot of weight around that time.
Really?
Yes, I'm Ujima Chika, 26 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I walked around Taipei Prefecture with a motorcycle.
Yes, I'm Ishida Karen, 28 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I was the most popular in my class.
Yes, I'm Kanaka Yurika, 6 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I started studying Japanese since the third year of elementary school.
Yes, I'm Tamagawa Ramu, 29 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I used to do "tenka" every day during my break.
"Tenka"?
Yes!
Yes, I'm Tachibana Yurika, 19 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I was usually in charge of cleaning up the hallway.
Yes, I'm Itou Yuna, 23 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I sang Karen's song!
Yes, I'm Kotoharu, 25 years old, and my memories from the third year of elementary school are...
I was trying to touch a cow in a cow shed, and I hit my parent's cow's butt!
Were there cows in your school?
No, it wasn't my school...
On my way home from school, there were always cows in my school.
Where?
I don't know!
The cow shed was moving towards your school!
Yes, that's all for today!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you very much!
11th live at Dome City Hall, which has become the largest ever in the world of idol singing!
"Big Egg" is really close!
Appearing on the long-awaited blu-ray!
The ultimate final candidate who challenged the big stage for the first time in her life!
25th live, which became a comeback numbering live!
7th live, which became the last numbering live!
Yazawa!
8th live, Ponchi!
Please enjoy the best performance that idol singers will show you!
Let's buy "up, up", Shang!
Yazawa!
So...
You're a different person.
It's been 4 years!
4 years!
You haven't done 3 episodes yet, right?
We've done 2 episodes.
I see, I see.
It's been a while.
As idols, in order to improve your facial expressions...
That's a lie.
We'll be doing a gesture quiz, up up, face gesture scanning, where we'll only show you our expressions.
We'll be divided into 2 teams.
Yes, yes.
Each person will have 1 minute and a total of 6 minutes.
The team with the most correct answers wins.
1 minute and a total of 6 minutes.
So it's 6 people each, right?
Yes.
Now...
What is this?
Now, let's introduce our teams.
First up is...
Team Variety, led by Kikuchi-san!
Yo! Yo! Let's!
Team Variety, led by Kikuchi-san!
But if you look at it...
Gotou-chan has been appearing in dramas lately...
It's not variety, it's variety!
Is she in a drama?
She's in a drama, called "Papadol"...
Well, well, that's about it for lies.
Really!
Really, really!
What role?
Umika-chan...
Umika-chan's...
Umika-chan's new role...
Eguchi Mio's role...
That's all you say, but I'm going to hate you!
Gotou-chan, you said you were a pilot, didn't you?!
What kind of lie is that?!
Again with those terrible lies...
That's right...
I answered because you asked me...
Does she actually appear every time?
For now, she appears every week.
Well, well, it's fine if you say it!
Team Variety!
We'll do our best!
Next up is...
Leader Asahi's team...
Models and actresses!
Hey, isn't that more like a fake?
What's with you?!
What's with you getting all worked up and doing all this?!
It's fine, right?!
It's not like you're doing this today!
No, I just wanted to get my spirit up!
Today I'm with the model team...
You know, you know, suddenly...
You're not in a good mood, are you?!
Why?! Why?!
You're not in a good mood, are you?!
You've changed, haven't you?
What? What?
You've changed, haven't you?
That's right!
No, no, no...
Now you're completely different!
What?!
What are you doing?!
I'll make you dance like you can never be a model again!
Not now!
I'll let the leader of the team know about it!
I don't know about it!
Your past!
I don't know about it yet!
You became a model and now you're an asahi-san.
Eh, eh?
Eh?
Because...
You're an ***** right?
You did it!
You did a good job!
You did it now!
You're a lovebird right?
The ex-lovebirds are having fun with each other!
Oh, the three of you are together!
Wow, lovebirds are being polluted by idol singers!
You're not Gen, you're Moto, right?
Yes, I'm Moto. I'm from Gelmon.
We're rivals!
Oh, you are!
Alright, let's have you smoke!
You're models are like this?
No, I'm Moto.
And you're an actress.
I like acting.
Gen, what are you doing now?
I'm done now.
What about now?
You're all Moto!
You'll be Moto soon!
So, we have a variety team and a model team.
We're all variety!
This time, the captain of the losing team will be held responsible for everything.
The new game "Up! Up! Nose Check" will be played!
But the captain...
Oh, you're the captain!
So, when you say "nose check"...
Moto and I were talking about it earlier...
It means you're connected, right?
But...
But... but...
We just want to see your belly button.
We just want to check your belly button.
No one else wants to do that in a room like that.
Belly buttons are important.
Asahi and...
Cupid Club!
Ami-chan, you're going like this?
Why? Why do you normally go like this, Ami-chan?
There's no reason for you to do that!
No, no, no, don't put me in that position!
I don't like either of you, since you're idols.
It's fine if you win, right?
I don't like it!
I see.
But it's about teamwork and expression, right?
That's right.
I'm sure you can do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
You have it.
You have it!
You have great potential.
I'll do my best!
Now, shall we begin?
Team "Models and Actresses" will go first!
Yay!
Please stand by!
Team "Once upon a time..."
Let's go!
Are you ready?
You're one step behind.
Okay?
Don't say a word!
Just use your face.
Let's go!
Show us your faces!
Team "Models and Actresses"...
Start!
Here we go!
Annoying!
It's an animal, right?
It's always annoying!
Frog! Frog! Snake! Snake!
Animal in the ocean!
Fish!
Salmon, Nori, Salmon, fish!?
Huh? What? What?
Seagull!
Wow!
This is also an animal.
Huh?
Now...
Cruel! Cruel!
Wait, wait, wait!
Tarantula!
Lately it gets weird in here.
bumplingся!
Hey, hey, listen, listen!
Brown…
Huh?!
Two-faced dragonfly!
Not sea, mountain animal!
Mountain?
Bug? Bug? Bug?
Beetle?
Beetle!
Correct!
Goldfish!
Goldfish! Goldfish!
What is it?
Bobcat!
You're awesome!
What is it? What is it?
What is it? Is it here?
Electricity!
Air conditioner!
Bird! Bird!
Correct!
The correct answer was mirrorball!
And Kaede-chan, here you go!
What is it?
Kaede-chan, you should try it too!
Go! Go! Go!
Mug! Mug! Mug!
Panty laceration!
What is it? What is it?
Bathtub! Bathtub! Bathtub!
It's like... you get on this and...
Boom!
Bathtub! Bathtub! Bathtub!
Correct!
Bathtub! Bathtub! Bathtub!
I like bathtubs!
Elephant! Elephant! Elephant!
This is food! Food! Food!
Bad food!
This much...
Coke!
This much sticky food...
Natto! Natto!
Mountain!
Wrong!
Okra?
It's not natto...
Mountain! Mountain!
Mochi! Mochi!
Chewy but delicious!
Correct!
Wow!
As expected! As expected!
Wow!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
This is also... this...
Lightning! Lightning!
Correct!
Wow!
This scenery is...
Good! Good! Good!
Tissue! Tissue!
Tissue paper!
It's used by mothers, right?
Laundry! Laundry!
Cleaning machine! Cleaning machine!
Correct!
What is it?
It's sewing machine!
What is it?
This is...
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Gagang!
Don't drive like this!
You have to work with your body!
Something! Something!
It's around that!
It's talking!
It's hitting various things!
Car! Car!
What is it?
Ga! Gaang!
Oh! Something like this!
Gaang!
What is that?
Huh?
What is that?
Bu... Bu... Bu...
Bus! Bus driver!
Correct!
Wow!
Amazing!
Goldfish!
Occupation!
Occupation?
Like...
There are animals...
And people...
In a circus...
Theater!
Correct!
Wow!
Fireworks!
Correct! Cola!
Tamagawa-san!
How do you express this?
Fireworks!
Ball!
Correct!
Ball!
Correct!
How do you express this?
What?
Ball!
Correct!
To the south!
To the south?!
To the back!
That's correct!
Wow!
Children! Children! Children!
Children?!
Jet coaster!
Rocket!
That's correct!
Wow!
Ritchie! Ritchie! Ritchie!
That kind of small animals...
That's correct! Chihuahua!
Chihuahua!
That's great!
Now, Rita's up!
You can do it!
Go! Go! Go!
Please say something!
What? What?
Something like this.
Every day... I turn it every day.
Calendar! Calendar! Calendar!
Calendar! Calendar!
Correct!
Phone! Phone! Phone!
What kind of phone?
Phone!
Cell phone!
Correct!
Who is it?
Animals! Animals! Animals!
What? What?
No, not animals. Animals...
Like... like...
Gorilla! Gorilla! Gorilla!
Kirin! Kirin!
The jaw is like this.
Shoulder! Shoulder!
No, no, no.
Huh?
Like... like...
What is it?
Mirror! Mirror!
Huh?
Really?! Really?!
You have to show it more! You have to show it more!
I don't know!
You have to show it more!
I can't understand it!
Correct! Pelican!
Huh?!
Wow!
Okay, Ms. Okawa...
Go! Go!
What? What? What?
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Corocke!
No, no, no.
Corocke!
Corocke is correct!
Corocke! Corocke!
Animals! Animals! Animals!
What? What? What?
Correct!
Wow! Wow!
What? What?
No, no, no.
What? What?
Fax! Fax!
Okay, okay.
Fax! Fax!
Copic!
Fax! Fax!
Fax!
What do you do with your hair?
Fritter?!
Correct!
What? What? What?
One person? One person?
Wow!
What is it?
This is...
Time's up!
What is it?
The correct answer is
Charger. Charger.
Charger.
Full Charger.
This is the team that won.
Wow!
It was good.
Amara was really good at speech.
Everyone understood it well.
It was perfect.
It was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
Okara-san is already hungry.
Could we continue the interview?
I think you are the other team's judge.
I think you did well.
You worked hard.
It was amazing.
Even being a comedian, you didn't have to smile like that.
Charger was interesting.
Now, let's see the best faces of the models and actresses.
Let's see.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
That's right. I want JJ to review this next month.
JJ's editing department! Editing department, please use this!
Stop it! Stop it!
This is the kind of girl you're using!
Interesting!
She's always dressed up.
She's always dressed up like this.
So, will she be able to pull it off?
Here we go!
A variety team's challenge!
Here we go!
Alright!
Now, this is quite...
Wait!
You can't lose!
You can lose, but you have to do your best!
That's right! You have to do your best and not give up!
Who's going first?
Alright, let's start.
You've got quite a bit of strength.
As the first one, you're in the lead.
You're preparing yourself!
Don't be discouraged!
Good! Good!
Alright, let's start!
Up! Up! Girls' Change Variety Team, start!
First up...
What?
An animal?
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
A monkey!
A packman!
A packman?
What is it?
A watchman!
It's a type of watch, right?
A type of watch?
A watch!
A clock!
A stopwatch!
A stopwatch is correct!
Alright!
A straw! A straw!
Just like that! Just like that!
Huh?!
Just like that!
A bird?!
Just like that!
A crow?!
A sparrow?!
Just like that!
A Kyoto dialect!
Correct!
Wow!
What's that?
What's that? What's that?
A wave? A wave?
It's a car-like function, right?
A mountain?!
A bike?!
Wrong!
A ranger?!
A winker?!
A winker!
Winker is correct!
Wow!
What's that?!
Clothes! Clothes!
Huh?!
Clothes! Clothes!
Huh?! Huh?!
Huh?!
What is it?!
This is also a tool, right?
It's a tool!
Don't make a joke!
It's a type of liquid.
Carbon?!
Carbon!
Water!
Fireworks!
Whale! Whale!
Fireworks!
Whale! Fireworks!
There are many names for this.
Explosion! Fireworks!
There are many names for explosions.
Fireworks!
Nope!
What is it?
Arrest!
We did it!
Dynamic!
Watch out!
It fell over!
It's safer, because we have this.
That!
What?
A parachute?
Where is it?
This kind of creature.
Sea creature.
Correct!
Octopus.
Good luck!
Octopus, octopus, octopus!
There is a comedy group with this kind of name.
Again, again!
Giraffe, giraffe!
Anjoshi!
What, what, what?
Giraffe, giraffe!
There is something like mask, isn't there?
Mask?
Wait, mask!
Is it similar?
It doesn't look like it at all.
What is it?
"Omara Genin-san"?
"Hann"!
Correct!
Wow!
"Tofu"!
"Doraemon"!
"SEKAI"!
Fireworks!
Rockets!
A little bit!
Fireworks!
Correct!
What is it?
That's impossible!
You can't answer that!
Cat! Cat!
Correct!
Toy!
Hospital! Hospital!
Correct!
Biking?
Something is flowing!
What is it?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Time is over!
No, no, no!
It was a clock!
Huh? What is it?!
Huh?!
What?! What?! What?!
A dreamy one?
Butterfly!
Whaaat?!
No, no, no!
Dorina! Dorina!
No, no, no!
Dorina! Dorina!
It's really beautiful! It's really beautiful!
No, no, no!
Bird! Bird! Bird!
Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!
Huh?!
Bird!
Correct!
Oh, what is it?
With this...
Dorina?!
What is it?
Sports! Sports!
Basketball! Basketball!
Correct!
Wow!
I don't know what it is.
Wow!
What is it?
When you decide something, you want to decide it like this.
Meeting! Meeting!
No, no.
Debate! Debate!
Debate!
More primitive.
Good morning! Good morning!
What is primitive?
Good morning!
Let's decide it like this!
Decided!
Let's decide it like this!
Multiple choice! Multiple choice!
This is the first one!
Soccer!
Correct!
Wow!
You look like a robot!
What is it?
Soap bubble!
What is it?
And, Yuzu, this one!
What is it?
That one!
What is it?
Fast! Fast! Fast!
Bike? Bike?
Fast! Fast! Fast!
Jet ski?
It's spinning!
It's a sport! Sport!
English!
Tennis?
That's it!
Correct!
Wow!
Oh, like this! Like this!
Human?
Not human or animal.
Robot!
Escalator!
Roller coaster!
Cowboy!
Wow!
What is it?
Morning! Morning! Morning!
- What is that? - Fireworks! Fireworks!
- Fireworks! - Can't flames go out?
- Fvironments on fire? - Fiorents...
- Can't fireworks go out? - It is over 10 o'clock....
- As long as it goes out, ok? - If it goes out, no?
- Electricity! - Electricity!
- Light bulb! - Candle!
Correct!
Oh, you put this out.
The answer? The answer...
- Yes! It is over! - It's over!
Requiem! Requiem! Requiem!
Close!
What was the last one?
The correct answer is "cracker".
Let's look at the best faces first.
There were a lot of them.
The best face was probably this one.
What was it?
It was amazing, wasn't it?
When I saw Nomoto-san, I thought of Otakopoo-san.
Himura-san from "Banana Man" is really good at impersonating.
Do it.
Don't do it!
It's worse than "Banana Man".
Himura-san and I have been together for a long time, but I've never seen anyone like you.
I'm sorry!
That's rude!
Here's the best face.
It's this one.
What was it?
It's amazing!
It's worse than "Banana Man".
Um...
It's Horipuro-san from the agency, isn't it?
It's me!
When I said "agency", I thought of Horipuro-san from the agency.
She's 12 years old.
It's definitely her.
I think it's better.
You can do anything with her.
It's really funny.
Here's the result.
The variety team is...
22 points!
That was amazing!
Ah, I want to see it! I want to see it!
And with that...
How are we going to show it?
The punishment game will be...
We'll do a thorough cleaning and...
Next time...
We'll do it in this corner...
This corner...
Eh?
Ah, we'll do it here, so...
Yes, for now...
Next time!
Yes! Please look forward to it!
And with that...
Goodbye!
You understood it well. Amazing.
That's right. I have to do it.
Yes.
Boro!
Wait a minute!
That's a little...
Which one do you want? This one or that one?
I'll let you choose.
Which one? It's a little weird for me to go to my parents' house.
What are you talking about?
I'll go to my parents' house.
Because you're a girl.
No, that's fine.
What's so fine about it?!
I've been taking care of you like you were my little brother.
You're like my little sister!
You're like my little sister! What are you talking about?!
You're like my little sister!
That's right.
But isn't it better like this?
That's right.
Everyone, don't look at it like that!
Don't look at it like that?
Don't look at it like that?!
What are you looking at?!
What we want to see in the penalty game is your navel.
That's why we won't let the cameraman film only this part and not show it to you!
Why?!
I'll go to my parents' house for a bit.
I'm sorry.
You're in good shape, so you'll be fine.
Are you okay with the words? I'm sorry.
What is it?
It's nothing.
It's fine.
Children are fine.
No, no, no.
You're only 18 years old.
A little kid's parents' house is fine.
I'm not a little kid!
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