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Now, it's started. Pro-wrestling ring.
Everyone, please look at this.
This ring is prepared.
Yes, from now on, idol groups will do pro- wrestling ring with this ring.
Yes. Is this pro-wrestling ring and pro-wrestling ring different?
It's ring-ung.
Ring-ung.
Yes.
Yes!
This is different. It's completely different.
Yes.
Pro-wrestling ring is a ring where people fight against each other, right?
Yes.
One-on-one.
Yes.
But pro-wrestling ring is a ring where people fight alone.
Alone?
I see.
What do people fight with?
What do idol groups fight with?
Yes.
Here it is!
Ready, go!
Balloon!
It's a little awkward, but...
And he's not hiding at all.
I can see you! I can see you!
Here it is!
There's a suspicious person in this studio.
Hurry up and say it!
Here's a balloon and a one-on-one fight.
It's a balloon fight.
I see.
Why are you doing this?
According to the information,
there was a daily plan for "Gambling" last time.
There was.
Balloon fighting.
There was.
When we did the daily rehearsal,
the staff said, "Hmm? We might be able to do it."
I see.
We might be able to do it.
That's how we were born.
You're unexpectedly full of ideas.
That's right.
What you've prepared for "Gambling" can be useful in times like this.
That's right.
So, I, Morimoto, will be leading the show today.
Thank you for having me.
From now on, you'll be fighting with balloons in this ring.
In one minute, you'll have a serious battle to see how many balloons you can knock down.
The winner will personally buy something from the director.
You can look forward to it.
I'll make you pay for it.
Wow!
There are a lot of casual words like this, right?
That's right.
I'll make you pay for it.
Something worth 50,000 yen.
Wow!
I shouldn't have said that.
I hope you'll do your best.
Yes.
Before we start,
I'd like you to look at some examples of professional wrestling balloon matches.
Wait a minute!
Professionals! This is the first time I've heard of this sport.
There are professionals, right?
There are professionals.
Professionals, please!
I want it! I want it! I want it!
I want it! I want it!
Um, Monomo-san.
Yes?
It's about time for you to introduce a professional player.
Yes, yes.
Where did you come from?
Which professional player are you?
Professional...
I'm a professional player.
Ah, over there is...
You're a professional player, aren't you?
Yes.
The one who's flying is a professional player, right?
I'm a professional player of pro-wrestling.
This is...
This is a master.
Yes.
This is a professional player.
Is there any tips for pro-wrestling?
Ah...
Don't be afraid of balloons.
I think balloons are real people.
I see.
What is the player doing with his hand?
Just in case...
It's a trick.
Even if you say it's a trick...
What are you saying?
It's not a trick at all.
I see.
Obviously, if you're not familiar with pro- wrestling, you can't do it.
That's right.
It's very cheap.
But in this world, you're a professional.
Yes, I'm a professional.
I see.
Now, let's see how many balloons a professional can knock down in one minute.
I see.
Let's watch it.
You're going to show me something really amazing, right?
Yes.
Now, professionals, please get ready.
What is he doing?
What is it?
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Careful!
Ah!
You can do it!
It hurts!
Your stomach!
You can do it!
As expected of a professional!
He did 20 push-ups!
Is that so?
You can do it!
I've been doing "This World" for 15 or 16 years now,
but in the past few years, I've shown you the most useless videos.
That's true!
What is he doing?
As expected of a professional!
How was the fight?
I wanted to do it a little more.
What is he doing at Fuji TV's head office?
With public telegraphy?
That's right.
This is professional wrestling!
Did you understand, everyone?
Yes!
I won't say it's over,
but you will continue to walk the path of professional wrestling.
The professional is trying hard to go home!
The professional is preparing himself!
And...
He's going back to his main job!
I see...
Well, shall we begin?
First up is Ojima-san!
You can do it!
Ojima-san...
is very well-built,
and he's very tall.
He's very tall,
and he's very strong.
You can look forward to it.
Can you look forward to it?
Yes!
They always call me a monster, so it's okay.
I'm a monster!
Are you a monster?
I'm a monster!
I've never heard of it.
I see.
I should have asked you back.
I'm serious.
Now, let's see how much professional basketball players have left.
There's a lot left, but it's okay.
Now, let's get started.
Everyone's pro-wrestling.
Ready, start!
It's pretty difficult.
Go, go!
She's down.
That was a good one.
Your footwork is good.
Be careful.
It's hard, but it's a different technique.
It's hard for you to show your butt.
It feels good when you don't know it.
Stop it! Stop it!
Her footwork is pretty standard.
It's hard for her to show her butt.
It's standard.
Control it.
Control it. Control it.
Control it is the best.
It's hard for you to show your butt.
Control it.
Ojima-san, nine pins.
She didn't use nine pins.
Her footwork is good.
Let's not talk about it.
It's hard for you to show your hip attack.
It's hard for you to show your butt.
That's amazing for a professional.
I hope you will use nine pins more.
Thank you for your hard work.
Next match is Miyake-san!
She's good at this.
Miyake-san is good at this.
Do you know about professional wrestling?
I started kickboxing recently.
Really?
That's amazing.
Why do you say that?
Who...
Who are you going to kick?
I want to become a loved body.
That's good.
Do you expect her footwork?
Yes, I expect it.
Let's do our best.
Professional wrestling.
Miyake-san's challenge, start!
Do your best!
Miyake-san, do your best!
She kicked him.
He's surprised.
I'm sorry.
It's hard to break it.
This blue one is hard to break.
It's broken.
Let's go.
Oh!
It's scratched, but it's not broken.
It's hard.
It's hard to break it.
Oh!
Now, let's look at the results.
Three points!
Oh, it was three points!
But is it because it's light?
It's like, you know, hip attack.
It wasn't decided.
It's been a while since I've heard "hey" like that.
Is that in the real world?
I didn't think about it and just said it.
There was a kick, but it didn't end with a kick.
It didn't end.
It looks like it's quite difficult.
Yes, thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm nervous.
Are you doing it over there too?
Are you doing it over there in B-coat too?
It might be the second time.
Now, next is Tachibana-san!
Look at this muscle!
Yes, shall we do it?
I'm sorry, I was hit.
After Tachibana-san's high-pressure, I was hit.
Why!?
After Tachibana-san's high-pressure...
I'll do it!
Now...
Are you confident?
I am!
I'll do it with all my strength!
That's right, Tachibana-san has strength.
Yes, I'll do it with all my strength.
Are your knees okay? Are your knees okay?
Personally, I fell down with an escalator.
What about your arms?
I'll do it with all my strength!
But I don't think there's anything more painful than this, so I'll do it today!
I'll do it against a balloon!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best!
It's not like you've won or anything like that.
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Please don't look at me like that!
There's nothing for me to say!
Pro-wrestling...
Tachibana-san...
Ready...
Start!
She's fast!
Tachibana-san is also slow!
She's painting something.
Don't run away!
Giant swing!
This is bad!
Ow! My knee!
My knee hurts!
Does your knee hurt?
My knee...
She got a punch! She got a punch!
She got a punch!
It's harder than you think!
If you don't really get into it, you can't end it!
You're going to crush me!
She's putting on some weight!
Didn't you feel it just now?
Come at me!
Wow!
Kashimana-san's record is...
four!
Four!
I did it!
What happened when you said "ouch ouch" earlier?
Um...
When I jumped in with a giant swing,
I hit my knee, which is hurting right now, again,
and a second accident happened!
This is self-sufficiency, isn't it?
With such self-sufficiency,
we can't do anything about it, can we?
Yes, I'm sorry!
No, but it was great! You even got a punch!
Yes!
I'm glad I got to see my new record!
Yes, it's great! Your originality is just overflowing!
Thank you very much!
The next challenger is Itou-san!
Wow!
Here I go!
Well...
Since you don't have a weight...
No, but I have an older brother,
and we used to play pro-wrestling together a lot,
and he was the one who got punched,
so I'd like to punch him this time!
I see!
You weren't the one who got punched!
Yes!
Today, I'd like to punch him!
Let's talk about what you've learned so far!
Yes!
Let's look forward to it!
Yes!
Then, let's begin!
Pro-wrestling Itou-san, get ready, start!
Wow!
That's good! That's good!
That's good!
Go! Go! Go!
Wait a minute!
I've never seen that before!
Go! Go!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Wow!
Go for it!
Stop it!
Use the hard part of your body!
Use that part!
Use that part, Itou!
From here, it's hard to kick!
It's hard to kick!
It's interesting!
A knee is good, isn't it?
A knee!
Itou is good at knee!
Itou's knee is good!
A knee is good, but a knee is good!
It's not good to kick in a knee technique.
A knee is good, but a knee is good!
A knee is decided!
It's wonderful!
A knee is good, but a knee is good!
Since you don't have much weight, you use the hard part of your body!
It's hard!
Suddenly...
It's good!
But I'm curious about you.
While you are writing your physique,
Itou-san...
In this idol group, there is only one Itou- teidama!
There are two Itou-teidama in school.
Oh, I see!
It's for school!
You can't come to school!
It's not allowed in school!
Thank you for your wonderful performance!
Next is Tomoka-san!
So, pro-wrestling, ring wrestling...
Yes! Personally, out of the six years, I have bitter memories of ring wrestling.
Specifically, what kind of memories did you have?
It was a funny three-time match that I don't want to remember.
A funny three-time match?!
Yes!
Was there such a project?
There was! I did my best!
Wasn't that a DVD special?
No! It was broadcasted properly!
It was broadcasted properly.
At that time, it was canceled, but I would like to do my best here as well.
I wonder what changed.
Now, let's begin!
Pro-wrestling, Tomoka-san, ready...
Start!
Is ring wrestling difficult for girls?
Not at all!
It won't break! It won't break!
It won't crush with your feet!
It's scary!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
Why?!
It's big!
It's decidedly big!
Is it a strike?! Is it a strike?!
It came off!
It's a strike!
Time's up!
Tomoka-san's memory is 6!
I see, it was 6!
Did you struggle before and after?
I struggled!
It didn't change much from the funny three matches.
I'll do my best next time!
It's going to be a bitter memory for her.
She's not suited for ring wrestling.
It's not cool to do it empty-handed.
That's right.
She wants to do it properly.
Now, let's move on to Kikuchi-san!
Time's up!
Kikuchi-san, how do you fight?
Time's up!
Now, Kikuchi-san!
Yes!
Are you confident?
I love watching pro-wrestling!
But doing it is really...
My heart is pounding! It's scary!
That's right.
It's your first match.
It's really no good!
I'll do my best not to lose to my opponent!
When you're like Kikuchi-san, you have to be careful of your opponent.
Hey! That's my part!
That's my part!
Hey! Don't take it from me!
Now, I'll...
I'll just go with it!
Pro-wrestling Kikuchi-san!
Ready...
Start!
It's not as bad as I thought, right?
Kikuchi-ami has gained weight recently!
She's gained weight!
- You can do it! - What's happening?
- You can do it! - What's going on?
It's getting cold.
- You can do it, Kikuchi-san! - You can do it!
- It's dangerous. - You can do it!
- Can you do it now? - You can do it!
- One more! - You can do it!
- One, two... - Go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
Goods-san's record is four!
That's bad! It had a bit of a dull feeling to it, didn't it?
In the middle of it, it was obviously like, "Isn't this work weird?"
- It had a bit of a dull feeling to it, didn't it? - Yes.
- How was it? - Ah, a digest...
That was a digest, wasn't it?
That's right. I'm sorry, but I'd like you to look at it like that, but that was a complete digest.
Yuna will definitely use it!
- Kibutsu-san! - It was funny!
Kibutsu-san, there weren't any parts that you should have taken out. I'm sorry.
There were a lot of them, and they were funny, and somehow Yuna's the worst.
- Who are you talking about?! - Stay right there!
- Tamagawa-san! - Yes!
- What kind of song will it be? - It's an unknown song, but...
- Are you confident about it? - Yes!
There's a game where you have to do this with your legs like this, but...
- I've been doing it for a long time, so I think it's pro-wrestling... - Pro-wrestling?!
- What?! - It's a game!
- It's not boxing? - It's boxing!
- Really?! - Ah, no! It's not pro-wrestling!
- Then who is it?! - I don't know!
- But I'm a little confident, so I think I'll fight with this pom-pom-pom. - Hey, don't underestimate me, pro-wrestler!
- I saw it. I saw it. - Because you're human.
- Your mic performance alone is first-class.
- The actual match is weak, but... - I saw you trying to cover it up with this.
You were trying to show it, weren't you?
- Now, it's time to get it back. - It's time to get it back.
- Pro-wrestling... - Tamagawa-san!
- Ready, start! - Fight!
Now...
Huh? It's not working!
Go for it!
Huh? It's not working!
It's not working.
Oh!
It's stuck. It's stuck.
But...
It's quite difficult.
Now, where will it end?
It's said where it will end,
but it's not decided.
It's not decided.
It's not working!
Oh!
As expected, it's the knee.
The knee is better than weight training.
I see.
Isn't this a tip?
Oh!
It's mass production system!
Tomoka-san, it's mass production system!
Isn't it good?
Huh?
Is it tired?
It's not working!
Maybe we should change the balloon?
It's not working!
It's late.
Momoka-san's record is 5!
It's not working!
It's late, but...
It's been a while.
Now, let's continue.
Now, before we go to Okawa-san...
Before we go to Okawa-san...
Announcement!
Announcement is in here!
Yes, please watch this show!
Now, is it the last one?
Oh, it's not working.
Today...
As we saw...
So far, the highest record is...
Ito-san.
Ito-san's 11!
So, it's not like people who are heavy will gain weight for sure.
If they have a technique and it's decided, even if they're heavy, they can still break.
Pro-wrestling is about technique.
I see.
Well, there's nothing more to say today.
Kibushi-san, is there anything you'd like to say at the end?
Well, a new project is difficult!
Who are you looking at?!
Goodbye!
Well, let's move on.
Nagano-san!
Well, let's move on.
Nagano-san, can you do it?
I'll do my best!
It's Nagano-san's favorite "on demand"!
Yes!
"On-demand idol"!
Yes!
"On-demand idol"?
"On-demand idol" doesn't sound right.
It's "on-demand idol"!
Good, good!
Thank you!
Can you do it?
Well, I'm waiting for the tempo.
That's right.
How many will you aim for?
Well, I win a lot of tournaments.
Wow!
Well, at least 12.
I see. At least 12.
Yes!
I understand.
Well, let's move on.
Pro-wrestling Nagano-san!
Ready...
Start!
Do your best, Nagano-san!
Good!
Do your best, Nagano-san!
Who is it!?
Go!
Haha!
Hahaha!
What was that!?
She landed a blow!
Go! Go!
Go!
Her block is good!
She's making a mess!
Do your best, Nagano-san!
I can't do it!
It looks like it's easier for her to land a knee.
I can't do it! I definitely can't do it!
You can do it!
She's still at this pace.
12 steps are pretty far.
You can do it!
When she lands a knee...
Knee!
What is this?
When she lands a knee, the person watching her is also a little embarrassed.
Nagano-san's record is 4 steps!
Nagano-san, you're not doing well at all!
It's harder than it looks.
It might be harder than it looks.
Itou-san!
Yes!
You said you could do more than 11 steps, but in the end it was only 4 steps. How do you feel about that?
What's wrong with you?
I'm scared!
She's relaxed. She's relaxed.
I'm sorry.
Nagano-san's weight has increased.
Itou-san's strength has increased, hasn't it?
I'm sorry.
I said something wrong.
No, I told you the truth.
Next up is Takahashi-san!
Takahashi-san's weight has decreased.
That's a lot!
That's because of Itou-san's pattern.
She's using her hard parts of her body.
People say my buttocks are pointy.
Your buttocks are pointy?
Which part of you is pointy?
My buttocks.
Your buttocks as a whole?
Yes! So I'm going to use my buttocks to lose weight.
I see. It's a type of body that's suitable for this competition.
I'm looking forward to it.
Pro-wrestling Takahashi-san, get ready...
Start!
It's said that her buttocks are pointy, but they're not pointy at all.
She doesn't have any weight.
Which part of you is pointy?
This part is...
She's got it! She's finally got it!
I'd like you to use your strength from here.
She's got it! She's got it!
Which part of you is pointy?
Her buttocks are pointy.
Now, I'd like you to grab one of them, but you can't fit it in your pointy buttocks.
Oh, you did it!
Make sure you don't let the balloon go under it.
Akara's record is four balloons!
My buttocks are so pointy...
She couldn't fit it in her pointy buttocks.
It was faster for me to go home.
I don't know where you are right now.
It was pointy today, wasn't it?
It depends on the day.
Next up is Kiyoka.
Is she going to be okay?
Let's see...
I hope it's not a balloon that's just going to go under her buttocks.
She doesn't look like she's got a lot of weight.
I've never seen her like this before.
Let's do our best.
Okay, let's begin.
Pro Wrestling Kiyoka's Challenge.
Ready, set, go!
Yes!
Let's go!
It's good!
The movement is good!
There is speed.
It's hard to hit the balloon under your body with speed.
Do your best!
It's good!
Do your best!
Go! Go! Go!
Wow, she's catching up surprisingly well.
She's catching up surprisingly well!
She's catching up! She's catching up!
Itou also has a record!
Itou's record is...
Good job!
How about that?
8...
8 corners!
She's going for it!
Wow, wow, wow!
Your speed was also good.
Your continuous attacks in the middle of the song were wonderful.
Yes, it was good.
You got the hang of it, didn't you?
Yes.
Like this...
Huh?
Like this...
That's right.
Like what?
I was watching you.
Did you keep watching me like that?
It's only been two months.
Sorry.
It's only been two months, so I'll wait a little longer.
I see.
It's my first time, so I'll do it slowly.
Well, I'll forgive you for today.
Well...
Thank you very much.
I'm not a demon either.
Thank you very much.
I have a high degree of coldness.
Well, then...
This is important.
The current top is Itou-san's 11th place!
Itou-san, now...
Let's do it together.
Let's do it!
Will there be any missing members?
It's been two weeks!
That's right.
All of us did it.
All right, then.
We'll continue next time!
Well, then...
Yes.
Finally...
Yes.
Well, then...
I see.
Well, Tanoka-san!
Please give us your overall evaluation for today.
So, now...
As we end our first day...
Yes, we end our first day.
What are you thinking about ending the first day?
After we end our first day...
Next, we have Nomoto here.
Everyone!
I want to move!
[Applause and cheers]
This has been J-TAG SPORTS PRO WRESTLING TEAM!