AISubs v3.5
(upbeat music)
- Idling!
(audience cheering)
(speaking in foreign language)
You can enjoy the show every Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday at 14:00 GMT in Kanagawa.
Now, let me introduce you to the idols!
Now, today's show will end here. Let's have a good time!
The girls have evolved into idols!
No. 27, Kurumi Takahashi!
No. 28, Karen Ishida!
No. 29, Rami Tamannawa!
No. 30, Reia Kiyoku!
We'll do our best, so please support us!
We hope you'll continue to support the newly evolved idols!
We'll do our best!
We hope you'll continue to support the newly evolved idols!
So, what are we going to do today?
You all have something in your hands, don't you?
What is it?
Please show us what you've got!
Please!
One, two...
Balloon! Hurry up, balloon!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
I really thought it was a new segment.
Balloon? What's a balloon?
For now, it has nothing to do with balloons, so could you please leave it alone?
While you're watching, don't bring gang members to different stadiums.
Why?
It's a fraud!
Fraud?
What do you mean by fraud?
Fraud is when two close friends meet one by one like this and hug each other like this.
There aren't many people like that on idol programs!
Is that kind of segment done on idol programs?
We don't do it that much.
You don't do it, do you?
No, we don't!
We don't do it, we don't do it!
Who would watch something like that and think it's funny?
What's the point of gang members gathering and putting balloons around?
It's fine! It's fine!
But still, we'd like you to put balloons around.
Today's segment is called "Idols Must Not Be Defeated".
We used to say things like this, right?
We used to say things like "idols must not be defeated" after we said them.
It's a little nostalgic, but...
Today, we'd like to do something like this!
What is it?
Let's see if everyone can do it!
I'll join you!
Let's see if everyone can do it!
This time, we'd like to see if everyone can do it!
If you can't do it, we'd like you to teach us how to do it!
Please make sure everyone succeeds!
Even if you can do it, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you can't do it!
Only Azai-san is wearing a Porsche!
You can do it!
Do you want to do it, everyone?
Please do it!
Can you do it, Sakana-chan?
I think Sakachi-san can do it!
Sakachi-chan!
Sakachi!
Please give her a round of applause!
I haven't done it since elementary school!
I haven't done it yet!
Which one? This one?
Whichever is fine!
Now, Sakai-san!
Sakai-san! Sakana-san! Please do it!
You can do it!
It was kind of cool!
You can do it!
Sakai-san!
You have to show us that face!
You have to show us that face of effort!
Sakai-san succeeded, so please give her a round of applause!
Next up is Tomoka-san!
You can do it!
You used to be able to do it, right?
Wow!
Can you do it without this?
How do you do it?
That's not it!
Now, Tomoka-san! Sakai-san! Please do it!
Wow!
You did it!
Was it easy?
No, it was easy!
It was beautiful, wasn't it?
Yes, it was beautiful.
Wonderful.
Now, let's move on.
Next, Kamura-san!
But your thermodynamics aren't bad, right?
I used to be able to do it!
You used to be able to do it, right?
Surprisingly, it's not that common.
Now, let's move on!
Now, Kamura-san! Sakai-san! Please do it!
Disgusting! Disgusting!
Wow! Wow!
Stinky!
Hey!
It's not stinky!
Stinky!
Wow, wow, wow!
Disgusting! Did you see that?
I saw it!
Disgusting!
Okay! Stop it!
Okay!
Now, as a reminder, Ishida-san, please do it!
When I was in elementary school, I was able to do it more and more, but now it's expensive, isn't it? I'm worried.
Oh, it's expensive, isn't it?
Yes!
It's expensive!
When you were in elementary school and you were able to do it, everyone was able to do it, right?
Which one is it?
Isn't it this one?
Which one is it?
Yes, you can do either of them.
I don't think I can do this one.
This one is cool.
I'm scared!
Okay!
Then, let's do it!
Now, Ishida-san, please stand up.
That was close!
The way you failed was a little idol-like.
I want to go to the stage!
Are you crazy?!
Why?!
You're a woman!
You can't do that!
Why?!
You can't do that!
Why?!
Why is it smelly?!
Why?!
It's smelly!
I don't like it!
It's smelly!
It's not me! It's not me!
It's smelly!
Listen!
Okawa-san!
You can do it!
Yes!
Yes! Please do it!
Have you been able to do it before?
Um... I practiced it in elementary school!
I see.
Yes!
Okawa-san, please stand up.
(Screaming)
Wow! Wow! It's cold!
Ugly!
Isn't she modeling?
Could you update photos we took earlier?
Ah! It's Kawamura-san! Kawamura-san is...
What is that?
Who are you?
What is that?
That's why, everyone, since you came when you were little, your image is the same, but your body is different.
I'll put it on you!
He put it on you! He put it on you!
Okay, let's go!
Takagi-san!
Yes!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
I think I can do it!
She's young!
I think I can do it!
Maybe it's because she hasn't done it in a while.
Okay, let's go!
Okay, Tanaka-san, please go up!
Here I go!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Her feet are in the frame!
It was like an actor's show!
It was like "Momokuro no Ko"!
You like it, don't you? You like it, don't you?
I really like it.
Really? You like it, don't you?
You like it, don't you?
Takahashi-san!
Your weapon is good.
You can do it, right, Takahashi-san?
No, I've never been able to do it.
You haven't?
But if you can do it here, you're really strong in the real thing.
It means you have a star quality.
Then, Takahashi-san, please go up.
It's kind of...
What is it? It's unique.
But the way you sit at the end is amazing.
Cute!
Your weapon is...
Your weapon is an idol, isn't it?
From one to four, it's the same.
It's the same.
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
It's the same as gravity.
I can't run.
I hate that way of sitting.
It's fine if you sit down!
It's not bad, you know?
Now, Tachibana-san!
You can do it!
You've done it before, haven't you?
I used to be able to do it.
Really?
I used to be able to do it back then.
Back in the day?
Back in the day, right?
Yes.
Because I had a iron pot at home.
What?
You had one at home?
Yes.
Did you live in a school?
No, no, no!
Did you live in a school or a park?
No, no, no!
Did you really have one?
No, I didn't.
Now, Gagari, please!
No!
You were in the best position today.
Did you see that?
She was hanging her mat like crazy.
That was close.
It wasn't.
It wasn't close at all.
I did it with all my strength.
I can't feel my legs.
That was lame.
You were in the worst position today.
No!
It's high.
Isn't it crazy?
It's high, isn't it?
It's high.
It's higher than when I did it with Jackon.
The height doesn't really matter.
It's okay.
Next...
Okay, Miyake-san.
I mean...
It doesn't really change from the iron bar.
It does.
The size.
But it's a trick.
I did it in elementary school.
You did?
Then you can do it.
Can I do it?
How do you do it?
Okay.
If you fail, you'll be licked.
It's lame if you don't do it.
Miyake-san, Gagari, please!
Which leg should I do?
It's high!
It isn't different!
It's high, but...
You might not be able to see it from the camera, but if you look at it from our perspective, Miyake-san's legs look like frogs!
That's right!
It's soft, so you can't see it!
But you can do it! You can do it!
If we were to teach you this, you might be able to do it.
Ito-san!
I can do it!
You can do it!
I can do it! I'm the only one who can do it!
I'm the only one...
I'll show you my determination!
You can do it!
I'm nervous!
Ito-san, please stand up!
What was that?!
Stand up! Do you know?!
Why?!
I'm the only one who can do it!
Your legs look like frogs!
Why?!
I'll study a little!
Study?!
Hashimoto-san!
Hashimoto-san, you can do it!
I've been able to do it since I was little!
I don't know if I can do it now!
Hashimoto-san, please stand up!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
You didn't have enough momentum!
Pull your arms!
Pull your arms! Pull your arms!
You can't stretch them!
That's right!
You can't stretch your arms!
That's right!
Pull your arms!
You can do it!
I'm so nervous!
Let's do it one more time!
Please!
Let's do it!
Please do it for the second time!
So close!
This is so hard!
Next up...
Nomoto-san!
It's broken! It's broken!
Is it okay if it's the same one?
It's okay!
It bends!
Is it okay?
I really have good motor nerves.
It's not about motor nerves.
It's okay if it bends.
Is it okay?
Can you add one more?
I can't do it!
Is it okay?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Nomoto-san, please do it.
It's broken!
I can't do it!
It's broken!
Please do it!
It's abreast!
Abreast!
Please do it!
It's abreast!
Go for it!
OK!
Cool!
As expected!
Great!
China special!
OK, next is your father!
Can you do either?
But I've never been able to do it before.
Really?
But I have muscles, so I think I can do it.
Is that so?
I see.
Like this.
What is it?
What is this laugh?
Do your best!
What is it?
Why does your father sound so soft when he talks?
Why?
It's like we're in a fantasy world.
OK, father, please stand up.
What is it?
It's weird.
You sounded ugly just now!
I sounded ugly!
I've never done it before.
But you know the tips.
It's fun.
OK, next is your little brother!
You can do it!
You've said it so many times.
But I've changed what I've said.
Oh, you have?
It's really bad.
First of all, I don't feel like I can do it with this grip.
You can do it however you like.
I'm scared!
Huh?
I'm scared!
Huh?
I'm scared!
Why?
Why did you do it?
Stop that gag!
Stop it!
OK, Mr. Kikuchi, please stand up.
Oh!
It's like a roller coaster!
There was nothing!
I've never done it before, and I don't know how to do it, so it doesn't roll at all!
Unfortunately, it's not very ugly.
So it's definitely not above ground, is it?
Yes.
Then, Mr. Endo.
Mr. Endo?
Yes!
Oh!
It's scary!
Go home! Go home!
You're an old man!
I'm not an old man!
It's like an exterminator, isn't it?
It's scary!
It's good, isn't it?
But, um...
It's pretty good in its prime.
What do you mean "prime"?
Isn't it in its prime now?
Bring me its prime here!
Oh!
Wow, it's expensive!
No, it's expensive!
It's expensive!
Oh, it's expensive! It's expensive!
It's that expensive?
Yes.
Well, then...
You have to kick it a lot, right?
That's right.
You have to kick it.
I'm nervous!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Mr. Endo, please step back.
Huh? Wait a minute...
Huh?!
No!
I'm sorry!
I see.
It's a good flow, isn't it?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I don't think it's good at this age.
At this age, maybe...
When you're over 20?
Yes, I don't think it's fun even if you do it.
You can do it!
There are children who like sports in the past, but children who have lived an ordinary life...
I think it's really boring.
Because I think you've said it now.
What?!
It hurts so much! It hurts so much!
Idols don't say "let me say it" that much.
Kurata-san!
Kurata-san, you know Parada Yamada, right?
No.
You've never done it?
I don't know how to do it.
That's right, that's right.
What did you do?
I drove! I drove!
You drove?
I drove! I drove!
It's been a while since I heard you say "drive"!
I did! I did!
I did!
I only drove.
You say "drive"?!
I'm sorry!
Drive! Drive! Drive!
Alright, Kurata-san.
I'll do my best!
Are you ready?
Be careful! Don't let go of your hand!
Don't let go of your hand! It's dangerous!
Don't let go of your hand!
Make sure you hold it, okay?
If you don't hold it, you'll fall.
Okay.
Alright, Kurata-san. Please stand up.
It was you!
Why?
Why did you do that service?
That was strange of you.
I'm glad you're wearing clothes.
Nagano-san!
Wow, you don't look like you can do it, Nagano- san!
You don't look like you can do it, Nagano-san!
You definitely don't look like you can do it!
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it, but...
But I'll do my best!
Yes!
That's a tip, isn't it?
That's a tip!
Well then, Ms. Nagano, please come up to the stage.
Yes.
Wow!
What is it? What is it?
Something more amazing has come up!
What is it?
Scary, scary, scary, scary.
What is it?
But I can't bend my arms.
Are you okay?
Ms. Nagano!
Ms. Reia!
Ms. Reia can do it, can't she?
Do you do something like that in school?
Um...
I do sports and exercise.
I honestly do it.
But I'm not good at soccer.
You're not good at it?
Let's do our best!
Are you sure?
Yes!
Okay, then...
Ms. Reia, please turn around.
That was scary!
Please watch this show!
Give me a hug!
Can you do it?
Some of you haven't done it yet, but you can do it!
Let's do it!
Okay, leave it to me!
I'm sorry, but can you stretch it out for me?
Asahi-san!
As a representative of everyone, you're going to do a backflip.
Please show us your enthusiasm!
I'm going to do a backflip with all of my strength in my hands!
What are you talking about?
For the sake of the Japanese audience, please say it in Japanese!
I'm going to do my best with all of my strength in my hands!
That's what you said!
I don't think she can do it!
Do you think you can do it, Asahi-san?
I think she can do it!
You can do it!
Now that we're talking about despair...
Have you had any funny episodes about despair lately?
Despair...
Any funny episodes about despair?
Ah! No, no!
Let's say it!
Asahi-san's backflip!
Please show us!
Ready, and...
Wow!
Amazing!
We did it!
Goodbye!
Yeah!
Amazing!
We did it!
Amazing!
We did it and only 5 people did it?
I forgot about it!
We did it!
I forgot.
Do we do it until we can do it?
Huh?
Until we can do it?
I'm going home now.
So, this time it's 5 of us.
We'll edit it until the next time.
This is only the first time.
Where did you practice?
In parks and other places.
We didn't do it at an angle.
What do you mean "at an angle"?
Can you practice at an angle?
There's no such thing as an angle.
So, that's it!
Good work, everyone!
Can we do this too?
Let's welcome Basson!
Surprisingly, there's a lot of things we can't do.
Surprisingly.
It's not as we imagined.
Can you do it?
I can't do it either.
I don't think you can do it.
You don't look like you can do it.
It's because you have power in your arms.
Wow!
I can say proudly now.
Hehehehe!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's surprising that we met!
Yeah!
I know, right?
Okay, I got mine, so I'm going home now.
Wow!
Thank you!