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I'll protect your world, your era
Even if you stumble, even if you're frustrated, don't give up
I'll definitely protect your heart
So let's run, holding hands
I can't say I can't laugh at the future
But I know I can change tomorrow
No matter what miracle it is, it probably won't be for nothing
I have to treasure myself more
I don't know anyone's feelings
Time is honest, it's a reality you can't get used to
On your mind
I'll protect your love, your bond
Even if it's painful, even if it's painful, don't deceive me
More than anything, I'll definitely protect your feelings
So reach out your hand and grab it
I'll protect your world and your era
Even if you stumble and feel frustrated, don't give up
I'll definitely protect your heart
So reach out your hand and run
To the place we promised to go together
Hello everyone, I'm your host, Masato. Nice to meet you all.
I'm your host, Masato. Nice to meet you all.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
This show has been aired 850 times!
Congratulations!
It's all out now.
That's fast.
We've done it 800 times already.
That's fast.
There's a lot of anniversaries.
Like whose birthday it is.
That's important.
Why is that?
Are you surprised?
I'm scared.
Everyone, we've done it 850 times, are you excited?
Yes!
Are you excited?
Customers are excited, too. I'm not that excited, though.
Well, let's get excited!
And most of all!
Artists and technicians alike are also very excited!
First of all, look over there!
Free-TV technicians are full of energy and are dancing hotly!
Woo!
Liar!
Are you excited about 850 points?
Yes!
Do you love idling?
Yes!
When are you going to use Meguman?
You're lying!
We've only seen it recently, haven't we?
Yes, we haven't seen it in a while.
Well!
As always, we can feel your pride and passion for technology and broadcasting!
As expected of you.
Free-TV technicians are full of energy and are dancing hotly!
On the other hand!
Of course, Fuji TV technicians are also full of energy and are dancing hotly!
Right, Fuji TV technicians?
Woo!
No, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
You're getting old!
You're slipping!
What's wrong with you?
Fuji TV technicians are used to watching TV, so they eat your jokes, don't they?
They stick them in their ears.
That's how much you love us!
Do you love idling?
Woo!
You're lying!
Don't look at me like that!
Ohara-san is definitely doing it!
Ohara-san is in charge of it!
The sets and equipment they use for TV shows!
They do all of it for us!
As expected of you!
Right, everyone?
Fuji TV technicians and Fuji TV technicians are able to come here 850 times!
Right?
Because they love us!
And it's because the fans love us!
Do you like it?
Right?
It's because you love us!
Right?
Let's do it!
It's 850 times, so let's do it!
In commemoration of the show's 850th episode!
Why are you being so rough?
What?
I'm sure we'll do it anyway!
It's like saying "we'll do it anyway" in this situation!
In commemoration of the show's 850th episode!
Who loves idling more?
Fuji TV technicians or Fuji TV technicians?
Two sections that weren't supposed to get mixed up will meet again today!
You didn't have to come all the way here!
Last time, to commemorate EHOS 800, not only Fuji TV, but also artists and technicians from all over the TV industry paid attention...
We paid attention!
We didn't pay attention!
I wonder what will happen.
I'm jealous of all the other artists and technicians.
I'm jealous.
Last time it was Fuji TV, and art won.
That's right.
Fuji TV or art, which will win this time?
Which one?
Last time it was Fuji TV who won, right?
Yes.
Does anyone remember that?
I saw it today and remembered it.
I have the impression that it was something really stupid.
But I don't remember which one won.
That's true.
Yes, and EHOS 800.
Last time at EHOS 800, it was like that.
Yes.
Idols will be supported by these two sections of people who love them.
If you don't support them well, the leading role will be in danger.
Yes!
That's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Now, let's have the leading role appear.
This is the leading role.
With her gorgeous skills, she can sometimes make the idols look beautiful and sometimes strong.
Fuji TV's skills.
Last time, she lost with only one more step.
This time, what kind of wonderful battle will she show us?
I'm happy to be chosen.
Yes.
The members have changed a little since last time.
Yes, they have changed a little.
Please have a seat, everyone.
Yes.
On behalf of Fuji TV's skills, we have the cameraman, Murakami-san!
And last time, the one who was very active...
Yes!
The camera assistant, Saito-san!
Saito-san!
By the way, Saito-san, are you a surfer?
What?!
Saito is a surfer, isn't she?
The gap is intense!
That's right.
She's a surfer.
Look at her.
The T-shirt she's wearing looks like a surfer's.
That's right!
Surprisingly, it looks like a surfer's T-shirt.
But in reality, she's a surfer.
What?!
That's amazing!
She's physically strong, too.
Yes, she's strong, too.
Next up is Sugimoto-san of lighting!
Oh!
Yes!
Since it's my third year as a host, I'll be talking with a miopan.
A miopan generation!
Oh!
How old were you again?
I was 27.
27?
Ah, I see.
It's a little...
Yes.
You've come a long way, haven't you?
Yes, I've come a long way.
You've come a long way, haven't you?
Yes, I've come a long way.
I see, I see.
In terms of generation and career, you're a miopan generation, right?
Yes, I'm a miopan generation.
I see.
Next up is a new employee, Matsudaku!
I'm a new employee?
Yes!
Wow!
You're young!
Since you're a new employee, you're the same age as mitapan.
I'm the mitapan generation?!
Yes, you're the mitapan generation.
How old are you?
I'm 23.
23?
Ah!
Huh?!
Michael is 24.
No, I'm 23.
Wait, you're always 23?!
No!
No, I'm always 23!
No matter how many times you say it, you're still 23!
You're 25, aren't you?!
I'm 23 and a few months older.
A few months older...
How...
How old are you?
I'm the same generation as you, until 1988.
Ah, I see.
Michael...
You're a mitapan generation.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
I see, I see.
Yes.
We're a young and fresh art team.
Thank you for having us!
How was it last time?
Did you receive any feedback?
Saito-san?
Not really.
Saito-san?!
He confessed his love, didn't he?
Have you been dating her since then?
Yes, we have.
He confessed his love to the camera.
I don't know why, but Saito-san confessed his love to his girlfriend.
You did, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Now, let's move on to the next contestant.
Last time, with her iron-like determination, she defeated Suji TV technology and showed us her true idol side.
This time as well, with her overwhelming presence and wonderful teamwork, she will stand in front of Suji TV technology.
Please have a seat.
Thank you.
These members are the same as last time.
Koga-san, an art lover!
By the way, Koga-san, you like Umeko, don't you?
You like Umeko, don't you?
She's cute.
Next, O-dog's dad, Yoshida-san!
He's my dad.
And...
Ohara-san!
She's so famous, I don't know what to say.
That's right.
She's always on TV.
She's always so proud.
She's not nervous or anything.
She's always so flat.
And, electricity and food manager, Ka-nish-san!
According to the information, Ka-nish-san is married to a scholar.
Congratulations!
Are you married?
Yes.
What's your wife's name?
Wife, can you tell me your wife's name?
Chizuru.
Chizuru-san...
I'm sure you're watching this right now.
Chizuru-san, I wish you all the best.
This is a surprise for you.
Chizuru...
I'll do my best.
Hold it for now, Chizuru.
I don't know what you're going to use it for, but hold it for now.
Chizuru...
I'll do my best.
Hold it!
Just in case!
I don't know what you're going to use it for, but hold it for now.
Why are you using it for someone else's wife?
It's getting exciting before it even starts.
It's getting exciting.
Fuji TV Technology vs Fuji TV Art.
Fuji TV's first and also the first time on TV!
In the last showdown, Art won by a close call.
Right?
We can't lose to Art this time.
Right?
What do you think, Sato-san?
Last time, you did it with your arms.
Did you do it with your dad?
In the end, I did it with my manager.
That's right. You have a lot of physical strength this time as well.
Everyone, do your best!
However, there is one reason why we can't lose to Art this time.
Actually, Yoshida-san, who is the father of the big tool, will quit using the big tool this month!
What?!
Really?! What tool?!
What tool will you use?!
I'm not looking for a tool to use with Art!
What?! You're going to quit using the big tool?!
You're going to quit using the big tool?!
Is that so?!
Why? Why?
Huh? No, it's just...
It's just...
A secret?
There are a lot of reasons.
I see. It must have been a mess.
It must have been a mess.
Have you decided on your next job?
No, not yet.
Have you decided on your next job?
Huh? No, not yet.
Maybe the company that bought this will use it.
Use it?!
Maybe we should appeal to them.
Like, "We want it!"
You can't lose, right?
We can't lose.
To Hanamichi.
That's right.
There are reasons why we can't lose.
Chizuru is watching, so I don't think we can lose.
Your face...
What's with your face?
Your face is so weird!
That's nice.
Chizuru is watching, too.
Which of you loves Fuji TV's art, VHS, art, returns, and idols more?
With all our expectations for idols and with the pride of each department,
we will have the third match!
Yes!
Before we get started,
we couldn't make it to the 800th episode last time and ended up making it to the 801st episode.
I think we'll have more excitement this time, so we'll do our best to make it to the 851st episode.
We'll do our best.
You don't feel like doing it anymore, do you?
I don't feel like doing it!
So you can do it as you like!
That's why we're putting in your comments again and again.
We can do these kinds of games today, too.
Now, everyone!
We'll leave it up to you to decide which of you will cheer for the artists and artists who are trying to make things clear.
Yes!
Artists and artists are fighting for your love,
but please decide which of you will cheer for them with your unfulfilled feelings of gratitude.
Yes!
Then, let's get started!
Yes!
First match!
We'll have you fight here!
Ta-dah!
It's a tug-of-war match!
Both of you are using a lot of strength in your work,
so it's really exciting, isn't it?
Yes!
A tug-of-war match is played by an art team and an art team, and all four of you will participate in it.
The one who wins two out of three wins.
It's a chance for Kawamura-san to show off his arms and legs.
There's an interesting character.
Huh? Huh?
I'm looking forward to it.
Please do your best!
Yes!
Who will support?
I support technology!
No, I support technology!
I think there is a difference.
Yes, please move.
Oh!
You look strong!
Hey!
What?
Hey...
What?
Ohara's eyes changed.
Scary!
Ohara is also scared of something.
Scary!
Really?
What?
Why?
Let's pay attention to it.
I want to feel the fresh power of Surimotsu and Matsuda.
Youth!
It's necessary.
Saito-san is always looking at how you're handling the cable.
It's close.
This area looks strong.
I'm not hitting each of you.
I love you!
Oh, you don't?
That's right.
But...
Teamwork is important.
That's right.
Saito-san said "ah" in the opening.
I like it.
I see.
Teamwork is important.
In short, you like young men.
No!
That's what I thought.
Yes.
Kuro-san, what do you think of technology?
I think technology is burning with the power of revenge.
And I think it's burning more when you lose.
It's burning like this and like that.
So I think we'll win.
So you're right about winning.
Which one will you support?
Which one will you stand against?
Which one will you ally with?
Since it's burning over there, I'll say "do your best" and support you.
So you want to support them.
Yes.
I see.
Ojima-san, why?
No, I think she loves Chizuru-san, so I think she loves idols too.
I see.
Today's broadcast...
How much do you love Chizuru?
No, no, no.
I'm regretting that I came out now.
You might have come out now.
Yes.
I see.
So it's pretty one-sided now.
I think the art team might have gotten excited now.
That's right.
No, but I'm definitely only thinking about Chizuru.
Yes.
I'm thinking about Chizuru right now and I'm full of ideas.
If you say "win" or "lose", it doesn't change much.
I'm sorry!
Su-chan!
Yes!
How about you, Su-chan?
My name "Chizuru" is my best friend's name.
It doesn't matter!
That's why I really want you to do your best!
I see. Your friendship is also warm.
Yes.
I see.
As expected of you!
It doesn't matter.
Now, let's get started.
Yes, please get ready.
And put on your pants yourselves.
Yes.
That's the exception.
By the way, Chizuru-san and Karin-san who got married,
Matsumoto-san was supposed to come out today.
That's right.
But he came out all of a sudden, so I don't think he really wants to come out.
Isn't it such a disaster?
I feel sorry for him.
Please do your best!
Now, everyone, please stand up.
Wow!
As you can see, everyone has big arms.
That's right!
Wow!
It's like a father and son fight.
That's right!
Jumping! Jumping!
It's a tug of war! It's a tug of war! It's not jumping!
Now...
Is it okay? Is it okay for you to line up in order?
Ah! But...
Kawamura-san is...
I don't know if you're being pushed or not, but you're going this way.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm starting to feel pain.
Or is it different from this?
It's different.
But...
You're wrong!
You know Kawamura-san the best, but you're going the other way.
You have to show it here!
Show it here!
Show it!
Do your best!
You can't lose!
Now, let's get started.
Tug of war.
One-punch...
Do your best!
Do your best...
I'll do it.
I don't know what will happen.
It's better if you do more.
Let's do it!
Do your best!
Are you ready?
Do your best!
Do you know what it is?
I know!
Let's do it!
Fuji TV News! Fuji TV News!
Tug of war!
Ready?
You did it!
Tug of war!
Amazing!
That was great!
That was really strong!
Don't you think it might slip?
How can you do that!
That was wrong!
That's not right!
That's not for work!
It's not for work!
With that, the first round was won by the technical team with overwhelming strength!
That's great!
Please go back to your seats.
Are you okay?
It's okay!
Saito-san is at the back.
It's stable.
Should we talk about it?
We'll do our best!
They're discussing their strategy.
That's right, ma'am.
Ah, I see.
That's right, I know when you'll come.
That was really bad of me.
Each of you has been doing both good and bad.
That's true.
Are you okay?
Why is Saito-san there?
She's strong.
Let's go.
Fuji TV News.
Ready?
(Wow! Wow! Wow!)
You did it! You did it!
(Wow! Wow! Wow!)
It's a zorg!
Masa! Masa! Masa!
It's a zorg!
Of course, it's not a zorg if you're all dead.
It's a zorg!
Look at it!
It's a zorg!
The set just went "benon"
What is this?
One more!
Sorry, I'll go in.
The art team is fixing the acrylic.
This is how you fix it!
This is how you do it!
However, the victory goes to the art team!
Congratulations!
This is bad for the art team. What should we do?
I think the reason is the increase in numbers.
I think it's because of the increase in numbers.
It's because of the increase in numbers.
I don't think we've lost in terms of tenacity.
I've been saying it since the beginning.
Aido-san, you were amazing!
You were amazing!
The art team wins the tug-of-war match.
Let's announce the results.
March 25th, Sunday afternoon at 4.50pm,
The F1 GP Round 2 Malaysian Grand Prix Final will be broadcast live.
The art team won the tug-of-war match.
Let's announce the next match.
This is the first match!
It's the Oda-cobi match!
Didn't both teams lose last time?
Yes, we did.
Which one did you win last time?
I can't even remember which one we won.
You can't even remember which one you won.
Anyway, it was an exciting match.
Yes, it was.
Now, it's going to change again.
It's going to be different from last time.
It's going to be about teamwork.
Last time, Bijuu-san won.
Oh, Bijuu-san won.
She jumped 27 times.
She jumped 27 times!
Wow!
Amazing!
However, I'm sure the art team won't do what they did last time.
That's right.
I wonder about that.
Anyway, I wanted to start now, but I'm sorry.
We're running out of time.
This is the end of our 850 episodes.
We'll continue with 851 episodes.
Please look forward to the next episode.
Anyway, goodbye!
Goodbye!