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Let's go to the next world!
♪ Come on, it's annoying, but it's frustrating! ♪
♪ Today, I will climb up! ♪
♪ I will climb up! ♪
♪ I can't change it, but I can change tomorrow ♩
♪ Any miracle is probably not coincidental ♩
♪ I need to know myself more deeply ♩
♪ I don't know anyone's feelings ♩
♪ There's a meaning in being honest now ♩
♪ On your own ♩
♪ Get! Get! Go! Go! Go! Go! ♩
♪ I will protect your love and bonds ♩
♪ Even if it's painful and painful ♩
♪ Don't leave it to me ♩
♪ Above all else, I'm sure that I'll protect ♩
♪ your heart, so ♩
♪ reach out and grasp it ♩
♪ I will protect ♩
♪ your world and your era ♩
♪ Even if you stumble or regret it ♩
♪ don't give up ♩
♪ I'm sure that ♩
♪ your heart ♩
♪ is protected by me ♩
♪ So, let's run away ♩
♪ holding hands ♩
♪ To that place where we promised ♩
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya ♩
♪ IDOLiNG! PA-PA-PA-YA! ♩
Good morning, IDOLiNG company.
Good morning.
I'm Morimoto Taika, the manager of IDOLiNG.
I'm Saito Maiko, the director.
Okay, here's a notice.
On November 23rd, Monday at 11pm, the popular drama "Mei-chan's Father" will premiere on Fuji TV 2.
Please watch it!
Mei-chan's father...
How is it, chief?
What are you talking about?
You didn't tell me about it!
Let's move on. It's been a tough day for you, right, Noranko?
Let's go back to last time.
After this, we will have another live show
to bless and send off the members who have graduated from idol groups.
Let's look back at the miracles of this person who has contributed so much to idol groups.
And now, please welcome...
This person!
What are you doing?
She's a member of an idol group, Yatahairi-san!
Sorry, can you give it back to me?
Can you give it back to me?
Oh, I'm sorry.
We don't have much time.
You're an entertainer, aren't you?
That's the worst thing you've said to me.
In one hour...
You're amazing, Azawa-chan.
I just heard Endo-san's gimmick.
Oh, come on!
That's the worst thing you've said to me.
I'm really lonely.
You're lying!
Take care of yourself.
I will. Thank you.
We've been talking for an hour.
I know, right?
What should we do?
Tell me how you feel now.
How I feel now?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
I was a little nervous just now.
What?
Nervous?
You were a little nervous just now, weren't you?
Yes.
Your face is pretty close to mine.
I'm nervous.
But I don't think we'll be able to see Masuno- san's vocalism up close like this again.
Really...
We'll never see each other again.
No, we will! We will!
We'll never see each other again!
No, we won't!
Okay, let's go!
"Farewell No. 7 Azawa Erika Special"!
Azawa-san, thank you!
Azawa-san started her idol career in June 2006.
Now, she's in charge of variety shows.
She's always there to liven up the show.
Thank you!
A lot of things have happened.
They have.
It's been five years now.
Up until now, I went to a charity school for six years in elementary school.
Really?
Yes!
And it continued for a long time after that.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
What was the last time you got your neck taken off?
What was it?
It was a live show!
That's how I heard it!
Azawa got her neck taken off!
What?!
What about now? Did you get it back now?
I'm glad!
It's not something you can do.
If you got your neck taken off, you wouldn't be able to go on TV.
Let's take a look back at Yazawa-chan's miracles.
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait!
She's got a runny nose.
What are you talking about?
Yazawa Emika is in charge of laughing.
Her outstanding presence has always livened up the show.
And Yazawa-san's memorable first appearance is...
I'm idol number seven, Yazawa Emika.
As an idol, I'll do my best not to wither before blooming.
Please take care of me!
We couldn't have imagined how excited she was.
I'll self-promote myself in one minute!
My name is Yazawa Emika.
My favorite type is a suspicious person.
I'm more curious than I'm used to.
When I was in elementary school, I was a gorilla.
I'm a 16-year-old princess who lives at home.
I'm a girl who can do anything.
My life span is short.
I'm a girl who can do anything.
She's shown us a lot of things she can do.
In the K.K. Gassen buzz team...
It's Yoshitaka-san!
Ah, it feels good!
No, no...
She's drunk!
If you can do that, the thing you're best at is...
Flower art!
For the first time in her life...
Ah, it's her first time!
What if it doesn't come out? What do we do?
It's fine, it's fine!
Push one of them...
Towards the camera...
Don't show it!
Ah, this is a little bad!
Really?
Wow!
It's going pretty well!
For the first time in her life...
It's going pretty well!
It's going better! It's going better!
It hurts!
You put green onions in your nose, right?
Wow, it's going well!
If you do that, your nose will be covered in green onions!
Wait a minute!
Can you say "opposite of appreciation"?
Opposite of appreciation!
Thank you very much!
You put this in more and more, right?
More and more...
It's going better, right?
Can I do it, too?
Go ahead!
What are you doing?
Can I do it, too?
Ah, it's going in really well!
No!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm crying!
I'm Onin-chan!
So, Onin-chan, why are you doing this today?
Because if I do this, my nose will stop running, so I thought it would be better to do it.
Your nose stops running?
Yes, so I'm doing it.
Oh, you're doing it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
If you do it like that, you can do it all, can't you?
I think I can do it.
Really?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
So, let's talk about your nose.
Please.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Yazawa-san put her body forward and gave us a laugh.
You look great!
Thank you very much!
It's nostalgic!
You did a lot of things!
You did a lot of things related to your nose, didn't you?
That's right! I also did a nose job!
You did, you did, you did!
Once you were really hiding it, but once you really showed your blue nose!
I did it! I did it!
I did a big nose job!
How do you feel about it?
Well, I thought it was fun!
Before I joined the entertainment world, I thought I was the cutest in the world!
I'm sorry, but...
But once I joined the entertainment world, there were a lot of people who were cuter than me!
I thought I was tiny, and I wanted to fight in a different way!
I see!
I decided to stuff something in my nose!
I think you're the cutest in the world to be surprised about something like that!
Why?
That's what I'm worried about!
Most of the people in the second half didn't get it!
When I was little!
Is she for real?
Since you were little...
Yes!
You were raised cute and cute...
We were brother and sister!
I was such a lonely person!
I see!
So...
The first-year students...
Yes!
You spent about six years together...
How was it?
There were a lot of things with Yazawa!
Really...
It's summer!
He's a mood maker and...
I won't cry, but...
What?!
He was a person who was never short of episodes!
Yazawa-san is!
But he does a lot of interesting things in shows, doesn't he?
Yes, yes!
But...
There was a time when he worked really hard and lost about eight kilos!
Yes, there was!
I'm so happy!
You worked really hard, didn't you?
When we all went out to eat together...
Or when we ate all of what we had left at home...
What?!
Responsibility!
You have a strong sense of responsibility for food!
It's important!
But, really...
Just having Yazawa there...
It was fun!
It was about a hundred times more fun!
He's a mood maker!
Thank you!
There are a lot of other kids...
They won't come out after this, right?
What?!
I'll tell you...
Is there anything else?
No!
What I was about to say is...
If they come out after this...
I thought you'd be cold...
I see...
Well, that's about it...
That's right!
A mood maker in his next life...
That's right!
I think it was from the beginning.
That's right.
Oh, and you don't have anything you haven't put in your nose, do you?
No, I have a lot of things.
I have a lot of things.
It makes me lonely not being able to see you.
I guess you're right.
But we meet occasionally.
We meet occasionally, but...
We walk around a lot.
We walk around a lot, don't we?
Well, you know...
You're always falling.
No, I'm not falling!
There's only one of you.
Yes.
How are you doing today?
No, I'm really Erika Onairus.
I see, I see.
It's cold, isn't it?
Of course, when we're on TV shows...
You're always working so hard and livening up the mood...
But even when the camera isn't rolling...
You're always making us laugh...
It's like...
The atmosphere is different just by being here.
It's fun.
It was fun.
It's really fun.
What's wrong?
Well...
What's wrong?
You're making us laugh.
Right?
Should I quit graduating?
What?
Oh!
Oh?
I'll quit.
Don't comment like that!
Now, let's look at the second half of Yazawa's masterpiece MV.
Yes.
Here it is!
"Nanamou Yazawa's Best 3 Famous Characters"!
Number 3!
Hey, you!
What's wrong?
Come here!
Come on!
Come here!
Listen to me!
Come on!
People who are going to scare you...
Don't you dare touch me!
I know you're in high spirits, but you have completely different intentions.
I want to scare you all, including Yohxcel.
I'll make you cry with all my strength.
I'm sure you all came here with that intention.
We all came here with that intention.
No, I'm serious.
Why are you getting so worked up?
Why are you doing this to me?
Are you scared?
I'm scared!
She's crying!
It's night!
I can only think of weird faces.
I'm scared! Why are you scratching your head?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Second place...
Third place...
Fourth place...
Fifth place...
Metabo Yohxcel Yazawa.
As a diet, she's been on a rebound and gained too much weight.
Because she believes only her chest is big, she makes everyone around her sad.
You're saying pretty harsh things.
Am I pretty?
You're saying pretty harsh things.
Am I pretty?
Well, this is...
You know, I only wore jeans I don't usually wear.
No, you don't!
You look chic.
No, you don't!
You look like you're in a butcher shop.
Do I look like I'm in a butcher shop?
You look like it.
Do I look like I'm having fun?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
That's good. Can you walk a little for me?
Wow, dad!
Don't break it!
Don't break the studio!
Don't break it!
Don't break the studio!
That's great!
And in first place is...
It's not too late.
There are still many mysteries in this world.
Wow!
Professionals involved in solving those mysteries and becoming police officers.
Police Officer Yazawa's Socialist Investigation.
Now, the legendary character, Police Officer Yazawa, is back with a unique appearance every time!
This is embarrassing!
Police Officer Yazawa is always bold.
You're not allowed to film?
No, you're not allowed at all.
Excuse me, which way do you want to go?
Um...
I have a meeting with Kouhou's Tamura-san.
Tamura-san, right?
Yes.
Sometimes, in the classroom of the teacher and students...
Besides the teacher and students, this kind of character also appeared.
I don't know if I can fulfill my mission this time.
Yes, sir.
I will do my best.
But, in reality,
I'm not a cool driver like you.
I know.
This mission is a little difficult.
I'm counting on you.
Yes, Major.
Besides, this kind of character also...
I'm sorry, but are you hurt?
You're not even a driver.
I'm sorry.
I thought I could avoid it.
What's your name?
I'm Sato.
Afro?
It's a mysterious name.
I heard you say "Sato", Major.
Afro-kun...
I'm Sato.
I'm sorry for being late.
If we have a chance, let's meet again.
Although it's a popular segment, due to adult circumstances, it's over.
However, Major Yazawa will continue to live on in everyone's hearts forever.
And, Mr. Yazawa, thank you for always doing your best to make this project exciting!
Please continue to work hard like Mr. Yazawa!
Mr. Yazawa!
We met you!
Popular segment!
The legendary popular segment!
Really!
Even if I didn't know about myself, even if I didn't know about myself as an idol,
if I knew about Mr. Yazawa, I would have met you for sure!
You're talking about yourself as an adult!
When I go to concerts, all of them are DVD cuts and stuff like that.
I see! So you don't have any videos left!
Mr. Yazawa is a phantom!
He's a phantom!
And all of Mr. Yazawa's costumes are special,
and it seems like he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars!
That's amazing!
Mr. Yazawa, you had a lot of different characters!
Thank you for saying that!
It's a little bit of a "dakunda" kind of thing, but...
I did it!
It suits you the best!
Thank you!
It suits you the best!
It suits you the best, right?
But you know, the next one is the official fat character!
Really?!
You're dragging me into it!
Wait a minute!
I'm really impatient right now!
You're dragging me into it!
No, no, you shouldn't be dragging me into it!
You've gained a lot of weight too.
Yes, when I debuted I was like a chubby girl.
When you debuted, right?
Not when you debuted!
When you debuted, right?
But in the past five years...
But you've lost weight.
You've become a lot more mature.
That's right.
How is it? You've played a lot of different characters.
No, I think I've only been able to do this much as an idol.
That's right.
From now on...
Are you going to do more like this?
No, I want to play a lot of different characters.
A lot of different characters.
Yes. As much as I can.
Why don't you make it a funny story?
Huh?
A funny story.
Is it okay?
No, no.
What if you get scolded?
No, I definitely won't get scolded!
Like in a talk show.
I definitely won't get scolded!
That's nostalgic.
I see.
How about you four?
Yes.
What do you think of Yazawa-san's existence?
Of course.
Chika-chan is...
Yes, it's like...
You'll cry if you talk about it, won't you?
No, that's not it.
So...
It's okay.
Do you have a lot of memories?
What was the most memorable for you?
Um...
We always went home together.
That's right.
Can we get a little more of that?
It was rough, wasn't it?
Everyone had their own feelings.
But Chika-chan and Yazawa-senpai are really close to me.
I was really envious of them.
Oh, I see.
You were already independent.
Yes.
But you really care about the members more than anyone else.
You really care about the members more than anyone else.
Really.
Huh?
Did you get bullied?
No, I didn't.
Really.
But you care about the members more than anyone else.
You know those hotels where you're with Yazawa-san for some reason?
You always end up in the same room.
I don't know why, but...
But...
I'm sorry for saying such good things about you, but...
Your crying style is a little funny.
I'm sorry!
It's like your customers are tickling you.
So you have a kind impression of me.
A kind impression of you...
You always worry about me and help me with a lot of things.
At first, you were just fat.
At first...
At first, you were just fat.
But when you got used to me, you had a lot of good things about me.
At first, you weren't that kind of person.
You were just fat.
I just want to say it.
You're a big senior.
In that sense, you're saying things that don't make sense.
But as you got closer...
That's right. We got closer.
How close were you? I don't know much about that.
Really, I...
You know how girls get close and hold hands?
Girls' high school.
I couldn't do that at all.
Holding hands with girls...
Laying on each other's knees...
You do things like that?
You do things like that in school, right?
Rubbing each other's knees and stuff like that.
I couldn't do that.
Are you a social worker?
We're good friends.
I couldn't do that.
Holding hands with people you don't know...
We don't know you.
Like, "Good morning."
Rubbing against each other's cheeks like a dog.
I wasn't good with girls, but Chika-chan solved it for me.
That's how we started to sleep on each other's laps.
Rubbing against each other's skin.
It wasn't a negative effect.
We got along well.
Kigutsu and Kougou were together, right?
Yes, we were.
But she was really lonely.
She looked like she was about to cry.
Because...
She's really ugly.
Stop it! Stop it!
We're the same age.
So when we graduated, I was like, "What's going to happen to idling?"
Idling is basically doing something fun, but there's no one to do it for you.
Everyone was like, "I don't like it."
But Erika did it all for me.
Even now, I'm sure Erika is crying in her heart.
But I'm sure she's smiling right now to make things better.
Don't you think so, everyone?
She's definitely about to cry right now!
For everyone, she's smiling like this.
She did it from the beginning.
For Fonchi too, but...
She's smiling and acting!
Are you listening?!
We're listening!
So I'm really thankful for how it ended.
Erika and Fonchi.
I'm really thankful for that.
Asahi-san is secretly crying next to me.
Nihon-san!
What is it?
Because everyone...
Why?!
Because we're all friends now!
If you say it, it'll be bad for everyone.
Because we're both graduating!
We're graduating.
Is it okay?!
Huh?! Is it okay?!
Black tears...
Asahi-san will definitely shed black tears.
Is it okay?!
It's okay!
Asahi-san, do you have any memories of Asahi-san?
Of course I do!
Don't say that!
I don't know!
So what is it that you miss the most?
I'm sorry, right, Ami-chan?
You don't have any?!
There are too many!
It doesn't fit!
Because we're all together more than family!
Every day!
I'm sorry!
We don't have much time, so I'll give you a bouquet!
I'll give it to you first!
Because we have a band-related problem.
I'll give it to you first!
Thank you!
It's a cute image flower!
Yagura-san, congratulations on your graduation!
Yagura-san, towards the camera!
This is an increase, but...
Everyone, I love you!
I love you!
Congratulations!
Idol League is a success!