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CHANGE!
Head filled with
Inexhaustible anxiety
What's important is
Courage to step forward
Let's change this noisy world
Feel your feelings honestly
Everyone has it in their hearts
An antenna of their own
Tuning the pressure of meeting
If you stop, it won't start
Dreams and love
Don't have an answer
Anywhere, so
Let's start right now
Only our hearts know
Where we're headed
So let's go running
It's okay, because you haven't given up, have you?
It's so painful
A new wind blows and the monochrome scenery is dyed brightly
Dream or love, there's no answer anywhere
So let's start right now, happily
Only the heart knows where we're going
So simply, let's go running
(Yay! Pa-pa-pa-pa-paya paya! Pa-paya-pa-paya, paya! Paya! Paya!)
IDOLING! (Pa-pa-paya!)
Thank you for coming to IDOLING!
I'm TV announcer Maiko Saito. Thank you for having me.
IDOLING! is a show about girls who are growing up as idol singers.
IDOLING! FUJITV is airing on FUJITV on Mondays and Tuesdays at 1:45 p.m.
You can watch it on FUJITV Canada, too.
Let me introduce you to IDOLING!
IDOLING! is airing on FUJITV on Mondays and Tuesdays at 1:45 p.m.
Thank you for having me.
IDOLING! is airing on FUJITV on Mondays and Tuesdays at 1:45 p.m.
IDOLING!
There's no answer to dreams or love anywhere.
So let's get started right now, okay?
Only our hearts know where we're going.
Always don't skip it, let's run.
IDOLING! New single "Don't Think Feel" on sale now!
IDOLING!
It's been a while since we came back to "Who is Bakarizm?", but what kind of corner is this corner?
Only one of four IDOLING members is allowed to move according to an order from the sub-member, Masuno-san.
As a result, one of the IDOLING members becomes Bakarizm-san.
We would like other members to guess who is Bakarizm-san.
Masuno-san, are you ready?
Masuno-san!
Wow! You're laughing!
Today, you know, the studio is different from usual, right?
Yes, yes.
It's a long way from the set to the booth, isn't it?
It was really hard to run.
I'm a little out of breath.
A little out of breath, yes.
But are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay. I'll do my best.
Yes, it's been a while since we did this corner.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I don't think we've had such a response before.
No, no, no.
Oh, it was well-received. It was well-received, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Oh, then it's a little funny. I have to do my best.
Because you're the main character.
Yes, thank you for your cooperation.
Everyone, thank you for your cooperation.
Well, it's been a while, so I'd like to actually do it.
Masuno-san, are you ready?
Yes, well, we'll have the idol group members do it later.
Today, we have a new member of the announcement room, Mita-chan.
Thank you for having me.
Mita-san.
I'm Mita Yurika, a new announcer for Fuji TV.
Thank you for having me.
Mita-chan, you're also in charge of variety shows now.
Yes.
But it's your first time being an idol group member, isn't it?
Yes, everyone.
She's young and cute.
There are people who say that they don't like her.
She's cute.
She's still young.
Oh, really?
But she's cute because she's an idol.
Why do you say that?!
Well, it's okay.
It's her first time.
I don't think the two of you can do this segment.
I don't think you can.
Well, it's like...
Saito-san told me you have about 40 points.
I didn't say that!
I think you have about 50 points.
Saito-san can't say that.
50 points.
In the middle of the middle.
Saito-san's eyes are bloodshot.
She always does it first.
That's right.
Nomoto-san?
She remembers you.
She remembers me! Thank you!
I thought you were really chubby.
I'm chubby right now, but I'll get thinner in the future, so please look forward to it.
Do idols have chubby characters?
Well...
I don't really have one, but if I do, that's how it is.
I'll do my best.
You just have to attract people's attention, right?
Is that right?
I-I-Itou Y-Yuna...
Why do you remember me?
I remember you well. I'm Itou Yuna. Thank you.
From what I've heard...
In a magazine project, you appeared in a drama and got a lot of attention.
No, I didn't!
I heard you're doing well.
I am! I am! I am!
I didn't get a lot of attention!
You don't say hello to your seniors anymore.
I do!
Do you look at each other's faces today?
I didn't!
You did!
I didn't!
You didn't!
Also, Kikuchi Ami-san...
Yes!
She's here!
It seems like you've been busy lately.
But I've been working hard lately.
Even if I'm alone, I'm going to work hard.
I see.
If you do...
Talk to Masuno-san and tell him you're selling hobbies.
No!
If you're selling hobbies, you have to say hello properly!
So in the dressing room...
I'm Kikuchi Ami.
But don't forget your first name.
In the past, I didn't even look at you, Ms. Mask.
Recently, we sometimes get together on shows, so...
Right, Kobyu?
Stop it! It's not like that!
Mitapan!
Shut up, Saito.
Who do you think I am?
Mita-san!
I'm Mitapan!
Mita...
Mitayurica, right?
You're starting to get on my nerves, Maiko-san.
You're starting to get on my nerves.
Mita-pan.
Mita-pan, you're starting to get on my nerves.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you go back?
Did you say something?
She said a lot.
What was that way of going back?
That way of going back was so cute.
It was too dark.
That's so cute. That's the newbie's 'mita'.
Now, what was that?
Masuno-san was saying that, right?
That's why I said it.
I knew it.
Masuno-san.
I was surprised.
You said it a lot today, but how was it controlling the 'mita'?
You were controlling the 'mita', weren't you?
No.
Mita, huh?
Mita-chan, huh?
No, I was just chatting with Mori-san.
Weren't you controlling it?
No, I wasn't.
Oh!
Were you doing something over there?
No, I was controlling the 'mita'. Masuno-san...
Oh, so that's completely your 'ado', right?
She said 40 points in the first year, but...
Oh, 40 points?
Yes.
She said it pretty well, didn't she?
She said it pretty high.
You came here with a sneaky plan today, Masuno- san.
Sneaky plan!
Now, let's move on to the first question!
Yes!
Who is 'batarizumu'?
First question!
The members who will answer this question are...
Hashimoto-san,
Morita-san,
Endo-san,
Kurata-san!
Please!
Is this okay?
Yes!
It's been a while, so...
Today's Mason-san is tough, isn't she?
She's tough!
Right?
I haven't talked much with Mita-chan, but I got that impression!
Mita-chan is good at acting, so naturally...
I got carried away...
But my way of returning is a little old- fashioned...
A little old-fashioned...
It's classic, isn't it?
Now, can we use Mita-chan as an example?
Yes!
There is only one person who is controlled by Mason-san...
Yes!
Everyone, please carefully look at who it is, listen to it, and guess who it is!
Yes!
Now, let's ask everyone!
First, Kaito-chan!
Yes!
What is your sales point?
My sales point is...
Um...
I'm friends with Nobita!
Nobita is...
The most popular J-pop singer in Onara!
Ah, we're in the same class!
The most popular J-pop singer in Onara!
I'm 14 years old!
Nobita-kun is also 14 years old!
Yes!
That's right!
If you know, touch his nose!
If you say "OK", touch his nose!
What's wrong with you?
But Kaito-chan might not even know the meaning of "sales point", so it's a little...
Suspicious, isn't it?
The most popular J-pop singer in Onara is...
My sales point is...
Yes, I know!
It's something you can boast about!
Next year, I want to challenge Western music as well!
Yes, we're friends!
What about Nobita-kun?
Yes, Nobita-kun is my friend!
I see!
Ah, but it's Kaito-chan-like!
Yes!
Now, Su-chan!
What is your sales point?
Yes!
Um...
Moza moza atama is my charm point!
Eh, it's not like that at all!
It's not like that at all!
It's not like moza moza at all!
Long's moza moza hair is...
Eh, what?
Long's moza moza hair?
Long's moza moza head is my charm point!
It's not like that at all!
It's short!
Long's moza moza hair is my charm point!
Michael, what is your sales point?
My sales point is...
Most of my sales points are my pee.
That's right!
Most of it!
You say such vulgar things!
Next year I'm going to challenge to study abroad.
On the contrary, Michael, you say such vulgar things!
Next year I'm going to challenge to study abroad.
What?
Most of my sales points are my pee.
You say such vulgar things!
It's not related to J-pop or Western music.
You should be able to study Western music more than J-pop, right?
I'm aiming for world fame.
You should be able to study Western music more than J-pop, right?
Japan is too small for me.
Is it here?
No, no, I'm just...
There are other things.
I'm not in a good mood.
You say such vulgar things!
Do you have any other sales points?
I can make gold engravings with my nose hair.
What's the other one?
I can make gold engravings with my nose hair.
I'm sorry, I meant silver engravings.
I like silver engravings.
I'm sorry, I meant silver engravings.
What's your last sales point, Ruka?
What do you use to make silver engravings?
Well, I have a lot of eyes.
By the way, Ruka-chan, what are you using for your nearsightedness?
Well, it's my eyebrows.
Nice.
That's it for self-pointing.
That's it. Having a lot of eyes is the best.
That's the best.
It's Ruka-chan.
Ruka-chan.
That's it for self-pointing.
Well, we got a lot of answers.
But, who is being controlled by Masuno-san?
Please think about it.
It's hard to answer one question.
Isn't this a high level today?
Everyone is good.
But we've done it many times before.
I think we all know what Masuno-san is about to say.
Masuno-san and Maipuru-san are also a bit rude, aren't they?
I don't know if Maipuru-san is controlling them or just saying it.
She's saying it in a provocative way.
All right, everyone! Let's flip it all at once!
Maipuru, Maipuru, Ruka-chan, Maipuru, Ruka-chan, Maipuru, Maipuru!
Why did you choose Ruka-chan?
Ruka-chan's nervous face is ridiculous.
If it wasn't for Masuno-san, I don't think it would be like this.
I think it's a bit more relaxed.
Her face is a little nervous.
It's different from usual.
You didn't do it on purpose, did you?
Did you make it up?
No, no, no, no, no.
If it were Masuno-san, he'd say something more interesting.
What would you do if it were Masuno-san?
It doesn't matter.
It depends on who you choose.
Umeko chose Maipuru.
Yes, I think it's Maipuru-san.
She's always rude, so I think it's her strategy to make things normal.
If it were Maipuru-san, I wouldn't know what her strategy was.
I see.
She usually says what she wants to say, but I thought it was Masuno-san.
Who do you think was manipulated by Masuno-san?
Please give us the correct answer!
Me!
I love you.
Great!
I was fooled!
I don't know you at all.
But you looked different today.
I tried to draw you.
I always like you.
I wanted to show you something cool.
You looked like you could talk.
Like your hair and nose hair.
That's right.
Gassman!
Did you bring her here today?
Yes, of course I gave her instructions.
But I heard you used to do nose hair and silver jaw.
I didn't!
What information is that?
I'll give you a hint.
I didn't do it.
I don't have a hint.
It's a fair report.
You can't make anything with nose hair.
It was easy.
I see.
Thank you.
The correct answer is Michael!
Let's move on.
The second question is...
Yekikuchi, Asahi, Tachibana, Okawa...
Or...
Tonka-chan!
Let's switch seats.
It's hot.
Are you ready?
Yes.
One of you will be manipulated by Masuno-san.
Yes.
Who will it be?
It depends on the question.
Let's see what the answer is.
Here's the question!
What's your dream that you haven't forgotten recently?
Let's ask one by one.
Ami, do you have one?
Me!
I've been dreaming of being dressed up like Mikawa Kenichi.
I've been dreaming of being stripped of my clothes like Mikawa Kenichi.
Strip you of your clothes?
When I said I'd dress up like Mikawa Kenichi...
You've been saying it since the beginning, but I think you and Ton-chan are a little weird.
Huh?
What's wrong with you, Ton-chan?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you, Ton-chan?
I've been dreaming of being stripped of my clothes like...
One second, please.
I've been dreaming of being stripped of my clothes like...
I'll leave it up to you.
As long as it's like Mikawa Kenichi's clothes, anything is fine.
Didn't you strip yourself of your clothes?
What did you say?
Say it with me.
Not you, but the staff stripped you of your clothes.
What?
What did you say?
The staff stripped you of your clothes.
That's not Mikawa Kenichi's clothes.
Who said you stripped yourself of your clothes?
There's only one person saying this.
The other three are doing their own arrangement.
Is that okay?
Asahi-chan, what's your dream that's stuck in your memory?
Mikawa Kenichi...
A dream in which an eraser and a pencil fight.
Yume is free.
Yume and Ton-chan are free.
I'll erase you, okay?!
Stop it!
Bye!
After all, erasers were strong.
Su-chan, are you worried about that?
Is it okay?
Next, Yurika-chan.
Tachibana-chan, do you have one?
My... friend and...
My...?
Theater group...
I went to see the South Cross.
What?
I don't know what you mean.
What do you mean?
It was beautiful.
Then...
Ton-chan, you seem busy.
Ton-chan!
What is it?
I drank with Ikkei Watanabe.
100 points!
What kind of dream did you have?
There's noise in it.
What kind of dream?
I drank.
What did you drink?
Beer.
You're not drunk, are you?
I don't know what you mean.
What's with that subtle expression?
What are you talking about?
I'm not drunk.
What kind of dream did you have?
What's with that subtle expression?
Who are you imitating?
What's with you today?
I'm not drunk, are you?
No, I'm not drunk.
Ton-chan looks like he's drunk.
It's natural.
Is it okay?
Masuno-san is manipulating someone during this time of year.
Who is it? Think about it!
That was a mysterious space.
Shall we announce it now?
On November 17th, we will deliver "Let's go to more hot springs"
Please look forward to it!
Are you ready?
Then, let's open it together!
Everyone, Ton-chan!
It's not Ton-chan anymore, I don't like it
I want to die
I thought it was Ton-chan
Everyone, Ton-chan
I hope it's Ton-chan
It's still moving
I don't like it
Then, who is the correct answer?
Please!
Yes!
It's good!
It's Ton-chan!
Wait a minute!
You have too much energy!
I knew it!
You know, we don't always sing "Yeah, what's up, what's up", do we?
Masuo-san!
I was so nervous!
You were able to move this time.
Ton-chan, you're amazing!
I've always been impersonating Gen Mikawa.
And I said, "Leave the dream to me."
And when I actually said, "Leave it to me," I had a dream of drinking with Watanabe Hikkei-san.
I really saw it!
You really saw it?
I really saw it!
You laughed so hard!
As expected of you!
It was fun!
I was so nervous!
I was going to impersonate Gen Mikawa, but I had to move, so I did a weird move.
That's your own Gen Mikawa image, isn't it?
I see!
That move wasn't directed at you, was it?
Wow!
It was just an impersonation, wasn't it?
That's right!
It's been a while since we've done this segment, but it's not over yet!
Please continue to enjoy "On Demand"!
Thank you for joining us today!
That's all for "Who's the Idiot?"!
Tom-chan, you're amazing!
I was so nervous!
In the middle of it, I thought of Kei Mikawa-san and said "Isn't that Kei Mikawa-san?" and Masaru- san said "What should I do?"
Wow, you're such an idol!
Thank you for coming today!
You're on another level today!
Idols are amazing!
Right?
I was surprised!
Let's move on to the third question!
The third question is...
Ito-san, Kawamura-san, Asahi-san, Nojima...Nomoto- san!
Nojima-san is Anano-san.
Thank you for coming!
Let's move on to the next question!
Can you hear me?
Masuno-san, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Let's start with Umeko-san.
Umeko-san, what have you been up to lately?
Umeko-san, what have you been up to lately? "Oh, you're a social worker."
"What?" "You've been playing with your computer."
"PC?" "Yeah." "What?" "It's for real."
She said she likes playing with her computer.
I've been playing with my computer a lot lately.
She's been playing with her computer a lot lately.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
Next up, Asahi-san!
What have you been up to lately?
"I read manga." "You can do it."
"I read manga." "Yeah."
And I drink juice.
What is she trying to say?
I don't know what you're talking about.
"I read manga." "It's Osmo-san."
You're lying!
What's wrong with your legs?
It's Rikishi. Do you know Rikishi?
It's Rikishi. It's Rikishi.
It's Osmo-san. Do you know him?
Yeah, you're right.
If you ask me, I'll tell you. If you ask me, I'll tell you. If you ask me, I'll tell you.
"No, I'm fine." "You're in a bad mood."
"No, I'm not." "What? What? What?"
"No, I'm fine." "I can't hear you."
I can't hear you either!
What? What?
Motory?
Who is this?
Before that, let's ask Yuna-chan.
Yuna-chan, what's your favorite thing?
Fighting.
"Huh?" "Huh?"
One more time. One more time.
Fighting.
Isn't that what you always do when you're told not to be noisy at school?
Isn't that what you always do?
No, violence is violence.
Then, Ms. Kondo, please.
My boom is...
Making Gundam out of shit.
No!
Making Gundam out of shit.
Huh?
I'm putting it in a tupperware right now.
No!
How many do you have?
I have 125 right now.
That's quite a lot.
Can you still store them?
I'm storing them right now,
so I can return them.
No!
Seriously.
That's terrible.
I'm putting them in a tupperware called 'zack' right now.
Those blue ones?
Yes.
When will you finish them?
I just finished my legs,
so I think I'll store about 2,000 next time.
How many do you store?
I think I store about 20 at a time.
I don't know if I should say this,
but I can't calm down unless I do that much,
and it feels really good when I do it,
so it's like that.
Yes, I understand.
No!
So, based on your answer,
who do you think is being controlled by you three?
Me?
Is it me?
Is it me who is making a Gundam out of hardener?
No, I think it's you.
If it's not me, I'm in shock.
Shock?
We're juniors.
What's up with you three?
The other three are original.
Now, let's open them all together!
Here's another one, Manami-chan!
They all match!
Now, is it still suspicious?
It's suspicious!
It's too real!
Furuka-chan, are you usually different from Mana- chan?
We're a little similar, but...
Well, I don't want her to say such vulgar things.
I see.
Kairu-chan?
But she does look like she'd do it, doesn't she?
She does look like she'd do it.
But I think it's wrong.
I see.
Suu-chan, you also chose Mana-chan, though.
Well, if it's not her, it's a shock, isn't it?
After all, we're in the same agency, so...
My Boom will make Gundam with Hanakuso!
Now, who was the correct answer?
Please!
Yes!
It was Aramizu!
Everyone got it right!
Did Masuo-san actually tell you this?
For now, he told me to stay as Rikishi.
Rikishi!
He told me to stay as Rikishi.
At first, I was like, "Whoa!"
Then he told me to speak up.
After that, he asked me if I was Rikishi.
I was like, "What should I do?"
Masuo-san, what's up with Rikishi and Mana-chan?
Masuo-san, thank you!
I was like, "That's right!"
When he asked me to speak up, I was like, "Whoa!"
No, no, no!
I get it!
It's not like that for Rikishi!
So he told me about Gundam.
But after that, he asked me if I liked Tapper.
I was like, "Whoa!"
At first, he asked me if I wanted to make Gundam out of flowers.
Then I came up with all of it myself.
How about Misenko? How about Kossu?
She made all of it herself.
Wow!
Thank you.
That's amazing!
You came up with all of it yourself?
That's right.
Wow!
I came up with it.
Wow!
Masuo-san, how did you like doing it for the first time in a while?
For the first time in a while?
Yes.
Well, I had a lot of fun doing it.
Everyone has their own interpretation of it.
I usually only say keywords.
Like, "Tonoka-san's Mikawa Keiichitar".
Or "Nomotsu-san's Rikishi has this interpretation of it".
There were a lot of discoveries like that.
I see.
Is it easy for idols to manipulate?
That's right!
What's scary about it is that they don't force you to do it.
They just do it for you.
I wonder what it's like for an idol.
I see.
By the way, did you all come up with your own arrangements?
Masuo-san, what did you think of it?
No, I didn't think, "Wow, everyone's skating so well."
Tachibana-san's skating was good, too.
Did you do it with Masuo-san in mind?
Stop it!
Stop it! Don't say things like that!
Isn't it supposed to be a segment like this?
It's not a segment like that!
That's sad.
This is the first time we've seen such an idol performance.
How was it?
I was surprised.
I was like, "So this is what idols are like."
No, no, no!
What was it like?
This segment is...
These girls are special training students.
I see.
I don't want you to imitate them.
I see.
The first idol I saw was an idol group.
That's right.
For you, Mita-chan, this is what idols are like.
Yes, "the idols," everyone.
We're special training students.
Please come again, Mita-chan!
Yes, please! It was fun!
Thank you!
This has been "Who is Bakarizm?"!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!