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The standard of love is genius and freedom.
The standard of love is first love.
This is the standard of love!
The standard of love is first love.
That's not it either!
I say I love you, but
this love is
so narrow and difficult.
Anyway, I love you with all my heart!
I, I, I am a super nerd!
I'm a super nerd!
I, I, I am a super nerd!
Wake up in the morning and do it!
I, I, I am a super nerd!
♪ Paya Paya ♪
I-DLE!
I am Mark and have a pleasure!
I am Maito, and I am on TV!
This program is about I-DLE girls who are currently growing as clever I-DLE girls!
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[Idol Class Audition]
Idol Class Audition has been organized for 5 years.
The next door they will open to get to the next stage is...
Idol Class Audition!
[Idol Class Audition]
Quiz! "00" is "00" reason!
[Idol Class Audition]
Anyway, it's the 3rd time.
"00" is "00" reason.
Let me tell you what it is.
There is always a reason for a person's behavior.
That reason has a clue to truly understand that person.
If you know that reason, you should know that person better.
It's about guessing and predicting the members' various behaviors.
Last time, there was a reason for Su-chan to keep walking.
Yes, there was.
What was the reason, Su-chan?
Because I bought a new sneaker.
Because no one guessed it right.
It's surprisingly difficult.
It's very difficult.
Now, what questions will there be this time?
Yes, let's take a look.
The question for this time is...
[Idol Class Audition]
Why does 17-year-old Hitomi Miyake sometimes have a bad mouth sometimes?
Is there a reason for this?
There is a reason.
There is also a reason for "originally".
There is, there is.
The reason for that is...
Ms. Miyake, please.
Here you go, Kii-chan.
Kii-chan, you're so cute, but...
Sometimes you're like a young lady.
You have a bad mouth, don't you?
Sometimes, yes.
Sometimes you're like, "I'm hungry right now, so give me some meat."
I see.
It's not a dish name, it's a raw material name.
Okay, everyone, please think about it.
Can I write this down?
Yes, you can.
Okay, Kii-chan wrote the correct answer.
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know much about it, but it's really bad, isn't it?
Having a bad mouth.
Sometimes, you know, sometimes.
Even though you're so laid-back, you have a bad mouth because of your laid-back tone.
Not at all.
Kii, you're so serious.
Seriously.
You're right.
I say it because I'm in a hurry.
You're so fast.
"Maki-jita".
"Maki-jita" is often used by "yankees".
You're a "yankee", aren't you?
I'm not a "yankee".
You're not a "yankee", are you?
Yes, I am.
I'm out of breath and I can't speak.
I see.
Is there a reason for that?
No, no.
Is there another reason?
Yes, there is.
Let's see.
Yusei, open!
You're more straightforward.
I see.
You're too relaxed.
You're out of breath.
On the contrary.
I see.
From Motoyan.
Your personality is like a boy.
Your heart is like a boy.
What do you mean?
Your heart...
Your appearance is like a girl, but inside you are like a boy.
Isn't it weird?
It's weird.
Then why did you choose a double personality?
It's the same meaning and content.
I see.
Your inside is like a boy.
You can't control your emotions.
I think Hii-chan said it before.
If you can't control your emotions, you can't speak well.
I think she said it before.
And you're like a boy.
You don't want others to look down on you.
I don't want others to look down on me!
As expected of you.
You've been beaten up in the office.
That's right.
You don't want others to look down on you.
You get irritated in life.
What do you mean by "irritated"?
I get irritated in life.
You're irritated in general.
When I'm irritated, I can't speak well.
I see.
And my personality is too rough.
I can't speak well.
Is there a correct answer?
I hope there is.
Please give us the answer.
The reason I'm round is...
Go ahead.
Ta-dah!
Even if you're gentle, no one will listen to you.
I see!
Even if I say it, you won't listen!
Don't underestimate me!
Won't you listen to me?
Even before I became an idol, even in elementary school,
even if I said "Let's be quiet because boys are noisy,"
no one would listen, so...
So you used to be calm and collected?
That's right. I wasn't bad-mouthed.
The environment made you like that.
Miyake-san isn't bad-mouthed. The society is bad- mouthed.
We haven't heard that before, right?
Are you still bad-mouthed now?
Didn't you get scolded by 4th graders?
Why do you get scolded?
They say things like "Shut up, you guys!"
From the first time?
The 4th graders are noisy, so when you can't hear them,
they say things like "Gah!" and you notice it.
Maybe they say it when you're little.
They say it.
Be careful.
They're always by your side.
Shut up!
You say it, and 10 minutes later they get noisy again.
Shut up!
20 minutes later they say "Shut up!"
It happens!
There's a certain stage of noise.
You can't say "bong" in the beginning.
Is Miyake-san really like that at first?
That's how she lives, so...
I like it when she's a little quiet,
But if you don't ask, it's like "Shut up!"
This is it!
I see.
But it's fine if everyone asks, right?
That's right.
If we do it right...
That's right, if we do it right...
What is this "Hii-chan, stand up" kind of thing?
What is it?
"Be extra careful, Hii-chan" kind of thing.
But for us, it makes us happy.
When we can't say "this way" or "that way",
and we're like "this is annoying, what do we do?"
Hii-chan will say it for us.
For me, I think it's fine if it's clear.
What do you think, everyone?
I think we should just say it normally.
What is this "be extra careful" kind of thing?
It's like you're scared of Miyake-san as a whole.
I'm not scared of her!
I'm the same age as her and she's older than me,
and we have a rough relationship,
so we sometimes joke around.
I was still careful when I was in 4th grade,
and when I was drawing with Yuna,
I used Yuna's cell phone and said "let's play with Hii-chan"
and from Yuna's cell phone to Hii-chan...
I was like "be extra careful" and just sent it like that.
That's a person's joke!
It's a person's joke and I don't think it's okay!
No, in private!
It's not just a person's joke...
It's completely different!
You can't say that to a teenager!
So I sent it, and I made her send it!
And then what Hii-chan wrote was...
Huh?
Seriously?!
And then,
Hii-chan wrote,
I have to say goodbye to Yuna now,
Sorry, Yuna! I'll do it later!
That's mean!
But it was the day of the concert,
and I couldn't help it!
I'm sorry!
I said "good morning,"
and she said "I'm sorry."
You did it because your seniors told you to!
I really forgot about it!
What did you think when you first heard it?
I was like, "Huh?"
And you suddenly said, "So what?"
That's right!
I was like, "Were we that close?"
I'm sorry!
That's funny!
Don't make me mad!
Thank you!
Let's move on!
21st Hashimoto Kaede-chan's reasons for not studying!
Here's the question.
Everyone has their own reasons.
It's not like you don't do it.
Everyone, please think about it!
Kaede-chan, please write down the correct answer.
If you know the correct reason, perhaps your grades will improve in the future.
Kaede-chan, what about your grades at school? Are they good?
If you study normally, you'll definitely be smart.
But because of this...
Right now, your grades aren't that good in school, right?
- That's right. - That's right.
- If you do it, you'll be smart. - That's right.
- Because of this reason... - That's right.
I see.
There seems to be a lot of people like this.
That's true.
I was like that too.
Let's see the answer.
One, two, open!
It's because you know that you won't be useful in life if you learn official things.
Kaede is thinking that far.
Actually, I think it's good.
It's because you don't know what studying is.
You don't know what it is.
It's like "what is studying?"
It's like "can you eat it?"
Is studying okay for you?
Does it go with white coat?
It's because you don't know what studying is.
It's because you're giving up.
It's because you don't need to live.
Su-chan, do you think like that?
I think like that too.
I see.
You two get along well.
It's because you want to have fun in the present instead of studying in the future.
It's because you want to live.
It's because you want to have fun in the present.
It's because there are many idiots in idol groups.
Asahi and other girls who are close to their age make an environment where they don't study.
It's because you think you don't have to do it.
It's because you remember that you can live happily like this even if you don't do it.
It's because you think that idiots are taken up more.
That's right.
It's not good.
It's because you think you don't have to study in life.
That's right.
It's because you like sports.
It's because you like sports more than studying.
It's because you want to exercise.
It's because you don't go to school much.
It's because you can't keep up with classes.
I see.
Yes, I'm not going to study weird because I'm going to be a program or something.
Let's go this way.
That's your direction.
I'm saying it like this, so say it.
Junior high school students are giving up and teachers are not good at explaining, so it's terrible.
What?
But...
What's this?
At first, it was junior high school students, so...
Stupid, stupid.
Even if you don't study, you can be a high school student and do your best.
That's the idea of junior high school students.
And sometimes there are teachers who can't explain.
Teacher, it's hard for me to understand you.
So...
I don't know.
It's like everyone has their own impression of studying.
Is there a correct answer?
Ms. Kairi, please answer.
Yes!
Ta-da!
I'll do it later.
It's not like you don't want to do it.
I'll do it later.
You'll do it later, right?
I'll do it properly.
You have something to study and do now, right?
That's right.
I know why you don't study now, but you'll do it later for a reason you don't study now.
Isn't it bad?
You'll do it later, right?
I'll do it later, but I won't do it at all.
How long will you do it, Ms. Kairi?
I think I'll be able to do it in a few years.
You're making a proper plan for it, right?
Yes!
So you'll do it when you're over 25 years old.
I can't do it in society.
I'll do it when I don't have anything to do.
That's right.
You're busy now, right?
You eat snacks and wipe your face.
You have a lot of things to do.
You have a busy schedule.
Until you become an adult.
Eat snacks?
Eat snacks? What's that?
There's a lot of things like playing in the park.
There's a lot of things.
You're busy.
You'll do it later, right?
You should enjoy it.
Yes!
It's not like you hate it.
I don't hate it.
But you said you'll do it when you're over 25 years old.
But you should do it!
Really!
But that's what old people think.
That's not true!
You were born in Heisei.
That's not true!
You're lying!
That's not true!
You're not lying!
You were born in Heisei.
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
You only hurt yourself.
Say it!
I sort of understand what you're saying.
You don't understand, do you?
I do understand what you're saying.
You're from different eras.
Yes, so..
There's still more.
There's one more.
Here it is.
What?
Why do you like watermelons?
Because you love watermelons, don't you, Kairi?
That's right.
Why do you like watermelons?
There's a proper reason for it.
This is it.
There's a proper reason for it, everyone. Think about it.
I see.
I've never really thought about it.
You like watermelons the most, don't you?
Yes.
Why do you like watermelons?
I like watermelons.
Since when do you like watermelons, Kairi?
I like watermelons since I was born.
Since you were born.
Yes, I like watermelons since I was born.
I see.
There's a proper reason for it.
It's not a vague reason like we learned earlier.
It's really because you're a girl.
It's a true answer.
You're so cool.
You're amazing, Kairi.
You have a dream, don't you, Kairi?
When I was 14 years old, I was more calm.
You didn't say you like watermelons, did you?
Yes, I said it earlier, too.
OK, let's see.
Because you don't have to take water separately.
Because you're cute.
Like, "I'll do it later."
Like, you're red and cute.
Girls in high school these days say it like that, you know?
I see. It does seem like it.
It's amazing that you say "girls in high school these days" like that.
Because you're a college student.
And, because you have the fun of spitting seeds.
Because you have the fun of spitting seeds!
That's not it!
I'm not good at it, so I'm going to try my luck.
But I think I can do something like seed throwing.
That's fun and you can do it.
I told you not to do it.
When you open it, it's different inside.
At first glance, it's just green and black.
But when you open it, it's bright red.
And I thought there was some black seed in it.
I thought I had a dream.
Oh, you had a dream.
I think you have an answer for that.
I'm surprised.
I always think it's just green and black.
But when you cut it, it's red and blue.
It's annoying!
It wasn't just last time.
I'm going out for lunch.
It's funny.
I'm going out for lunch and I'm excited.
I like it more.
I liked it when I was little, but I like it more now.
You can eat a lot and there are a lot of seeds.
You erased "danmo".
I don't know.
I can't think of anything but "because I like it".
There's a reason in the world.
I think it's fun to have seeds.
And you like all flavors, textures, and flavors.
I like all of watermelons.
As a food?
As a food.
Because you like it.
And you're already part of your body.
I ate too much.
It's not an exaggeration to say that watermelons are formed.
In the summer, it's "kaedewari".
Yes, it's "kaedewari".
And you can eat both solids and water.
Because you're Michael, it's the same.
I see, there's a lot of water in it.
"Because I like it no matter what".
You can say it, can't you?
Yes, it's a vague answer.
"Because I like what I like".
I thought you could say it.
You two are just annoying.
No!
We're thinking about what Carbion could say.
Imagine it and say it.
Let's see if Carbion has an answer.
Let's see it!
Ta-da!
"Because it's Christmas color".
No way!
What are you talking about?
You said "delicious".
It's a color!
Yes, it's a color!
It's Christmas!
You love Christmas, don't you?
Yes, I love it!
Why?
You don't say "it's beautiful" when you see watermelons.
You say "delicious" when you see watermelons.
Why do you say "it's beautiful"?
Watermelons are beautiful.
They're beautiful, so you eat them and think they're delicious.
Red and green go well together.
It's Christmas color.
It reminds you of Christmas.
What?
I've never heard of it.
Not everyone knows it.
Not everyone knows Carbion's answer.
It's Christmas color, isn't it?
It's difficult.
There's no food that reminds you of Christmas like that when you're far away from Christmas.
There isn't.
Right?
You don't have to eat watermelons!
Of course we do!
We drink watermelons!
By the way, there's something you should be surprised about.
There's a reason why you like Christmas.
That's right.
It's because of the color of the watermelons.
Watermelons and Christmas are in the company's "mochi- tsumota-retsu" relationship.
That's right. That's how it is.
That's right.
One more question!
Here it is!
What is your favorite reason for liking Naomi?
You like Asahi-chan, don't you?
There's a reason for that. Please think about it.
I want Asahi-chan to answer it, too.
I want you to answer it. Because of this.
To be honest, we all like her.
Asahi-chan, too.
She's a popular and well-known character.
But I don't know what Kaipyon thinks of her.
There's a reason for that.
I like her, but...
Kano Eigo is also loved by everyone.
Kano Eigo is a bit...
I think it's like that.
I think Kano Eigo is a bit...
Let's announce it here.
From 10/29/2050, we'll announce the final of the J.League and Yamazaki Nabisco Cup. Please watch it!
Please watch it!
- Because you have similar voices. - We were talking about it just now, right?
- Ah, I see. - Like, "Isn't it Hacchon's?" kind of voice.
- It's like you're getting some air out of it. - Yeah, it's like "suka suka".
- Because you have the same thought process. - Yes, of course.
- Because you have something in common. - I see.
- We don't know each other very well. - That's true.
- Yeah, we don't know each other very well right now. - What's up with your frequency?
- No, it's fine. We were all together here, so I was surprised. - Ah, I see.
- Because you have the same thought process and something in common. - Yes.
- Because you're more stupid than you are. - I see.
- That's funny. - That's funny.
- Because you like fun things. - Ah, I see.
- Ah, me too. - We have similar thoughts.
- Because you have similar hobbies. - Yeah.
- Because you're funny. - Yeah.
- Because you're cute. - Yeah.
- Because you eat Hanakuso-chan. - Ah, that's funny!
- You eat her? - Yeah!
- I've eaten her! - But what kind of nonsense is that?
- Asahi-san, you like eating Hanakuso? - No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
- Please listen to me! - No, no, no!
- Because you're stupid. - Hanakuso-chan, I'm sorry, but...
- you say "hanakuso hanakuso", and you eat it like that. - I don't eat it.
- If you make up a story, it's not funny at all. - I'm serious, I'm serious, I'm serious!
- You eat it? - Ah, I forgot.
- I eat rice and stuff like that, but... - No, no, no!
- Asahi-san eats mainly hanakuso. - I don't eat it!
- Ah, I see.
- No, I mean it's funny. - You're self-sufficient.
- I don't eat it! - Ah, I see.
- Because you're a senior member of "Love Berry". - Ah, yes.
- We're in the same magazine. - Eh, you're in the same magazine?
- Yes, we are. - Ah, I see.
- I guess it's important for respect. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Because you have a mole. - Yes.
- We're in the same magazine. - Maybe we are.
- Because it's easy to tell. - Yes, yes.
- It's like, "We like you, too!" - "We like you, too!"
- It's like that. - Ah, I see.
- So! What's the answer? - Please!
- Ta-dah! It's because you're stupid! - Oh!
Ponchi-san!
Ponchi-san is correct!
It's because you're stupid!
It's because you're cute! I'll tell you!
I'll tell you!
That's why I love you!
I'm glad you're stupid!
I'm glad!
Okay, goodbye!
Goodbye!
I don't know what that means.
I've been smart lately.
You've been smart lately?
I can study now.
What did you learn recently?
Recently? Today...
I went to school again today.
You went? What did you learn?
It's that thing...
Well...
You don't remember?
But English was difficult.
"who" or "whose" or "whom"?
"Whom" is what?
"Whom" is something like "something something something something".
There's something like that!
So where do you fit it in?
That's what I asked the teacher today.
"Let's do it later", during class.
I see.
Everyone hasn't stopped there yet.
Everyone knows it.
Everyone knows where it stops, right?
In the morning, it's like a personal "later".
So what are you good at?
I'm good at it?
Ah, but, like...
What is it?
There's nothing.
But recently, it's fun!
What is?
Everything. Modern sentences are super fun.
You like things like that, right?
That's right, it's cute.
But I always make fun of it, right?
You want to tell us?
I don't make fun of it.
It's already a senior year.
You're not making fun of it.
You're already stupid.
Why am I not stupid?
All of a sudden...
It's sudden.
Wow, it's fun to be alive!
No, no, no!
Why?!
You've said it a lot.
For example...
I want to give you some advice, too.
For example...
There are times you're really tired, right?
There are.
I'm seriously tired today!
There are times like that, right?
At those times...
You go back to your starting point.
Eh, wait...
Starting point?
It's fun just to be alive!
It's like that.
When you think about it...
Thank you, yeah!
It's like that.
Thank you!
It's like that.
It happens!
Maybe it's because you're cool.
Are you stupid? Why are you going back to your starting point?
It's like that.
It's better if you stop thinking like that.
It's better if you stop.
It's more pop!
It's like...
It's pop.
Because, think about it...
If your parents didn't meet each other first, you wouldn't be here today.
So...
If you have a lot of things going on...
When you go back to your starting point...
Starting point is...
Thank you for being born!
I think that's important.
It's fun!
It's fun and it can't be helped.
You're laughing about being born.
The other day, I went to a sushi restaurant...
You're spinning!
I can't stop smiling.
Why?
I've always wanted to go.
My friends have been going there for a long time.
It was my first time going there.
It was the closest one to the sushi restaurant.
Wow! What's this?
What's this?
It's like salmon! Like grilled salmon!
It's like grilled salmon! Like grilled salmon!
It happens!
I went with Asahi, Maipur and Yurippe to eat rice.
We said we'd go for mozunabe.
Mozunabe is like...
It's not greasy but it's like...
It's normal, right?
I said I love mozunabe!
She said she was happy and there were people there...
When we ate it, she said it was greasy and it was normal!
I didn't know!
Each one of you is moving.
I didn't know!
It's like "I love you!"
It's a little late but I don't know...
I've met new things recently.
What was the newest thing you met?
I wonder...
Can you remember?
I've been thinking about it recently.
I had this round image of moz as my stomach.
It's round, right?
It's round!
You don't say "stomach"!
It's round.
It was greasy so I thought it was greasy.
I thought it was greasy in a good way.
You thought it wasn't greasy?
Yes.
I see.
I don't like it.
I was worried when you said it.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
The winner is Honchi.
Thank you!
That's it for "The reason why the quiz is round is round"!
Goodbye!