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CHANGE! Head filled with endless anxiety
What's important is the courage to step forward
NOISE! Let's change the world of light
Feel your feelings honestly
Everyone has it in their hearts
Have confidence in your own tomorrow
Shoot for tomorrow you wish for
Don't stop and it won't start
The miracles of meeting each other shine in your heart
Don't be afraid, you're not alone
We still can't see our goal
But we'll go anywhere, anytime
Don't sleep, run!
It's okay, because you haven't given up, have you?
The reason it's so painful is
a new wind blows and the monochrome scenery
is dyed vividly.
Dream or love, there's no answer anywhere,
so let's start right now, okay?
Only our hearts know where we're going,
so don't sleep, run!
Dream or love, there's no answer anywhere,
Yay!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya
Pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya
IDOLING!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
*applause*
Alright, we're starting now, I'm your host, Makarizu Masuo, thank you for coming!
Thank you!
I'm a TV announcer, Makiko Kusano, pleased to meet you.
This program is about idols who are now growing up as newcomers, and their girls.
And every Thursday night at 1:45 pm on IDLING FUJI TV, you can enjoy it even in your empty stomachs!
So, let's go and have some fun!
Okay, let's do our best with this "kiet" feeling today as well!
Let's deliver the "kiet" feeling and the laughter to the world!
Okay, let's do it!
Ah, let's do it with all our might!
There was an old lady-like presence.
When I opened the door, there was no one there!
Huh? I thought there was a man at the parking lot today.
Every morning like this, the two of them were running.
We went there as idling members.
Huh? It's been a while, hasn't it?
No way!
"IMADAN" is short for "IMADAN" which means "now"!
Well, it's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
"IMADAN" is short for "IMADAN" which means "now"!
"IMADAN"!
We've never done this before.
No, we haven't.
We've done it like Yoshitaka-san often.
It's Yoshitaka-san's favorite segment.
In this segment, we're going to ask girls questions that they can't ask boys now.
By the way, do you have any questions that you can't ask boys now?
Yes, we do.
Maiko, do you have any?
I do, but I can't say it now, so...
Oh, you're going to post it later, right?
Yes.
I can't ask girls now...
What is it?
Why do girls eat steamed bread on the train?
What is it?
I've been on and off the train and I've always been eating steamed bread on the train.
Why do girls eat steamed bread?
What is it?
Steamed bread?
Why do girls eat steamed bread?
Please ask me!
Is there anyone who eats that on the train?
Why do you eat steamed bread on the train?
I'm like an idiot.
Well, well, well.
While you're talking about things you can't ask men,
I think there's a lot of things you can't ask men.
There's a lot, right?
Yes, there is.
Well, I'd like to use this opportunity to talk about various things.
Well, I'd like to solve your problems right away,
but before that, I'd like to call a powerful assistant who will solve your problems.
Yes.
Please!
It's been a while!
(Cheering)
For this day, we've invited male staff members of idol groups.
You look a little thin.
I'm a little thin.
I'm a little thin. I've become more masculine.
You look thin!
Yes.
My costume is like the guy who appears at the end of the prank camera.
(Laughter)
A: Last year, that role was played by Sakuma. The last screenplay is Sakuma- san, right?
Yes, there has actually been a generational change. Yes, the story has Logged Generation.
Part of that is going to be VP dragging the team.
Soro, are you okay with it?
Mirei said 'Okay', so Sakuma-san said 'Okay'.
The person who will lead us from now on is Mr. monsieur is going to drag it from us.
Is it a generational change? Are you sure you can do it!?
Well, it's a bit…
(Laughter)
It's because I didn't rehearse for it.
Suddenly everyone's eyes swam.
What should we do?
I'm sorry.
Shy boys.
Now, let's see how many questions you have for the boys.
The first one is...
It's about Ton-chan.
I know it.
Why do you have so little luggage?
Yes.
When I see boys on the train, I often think...
Girls always have a bag with them when they go out.
But they don't have anything they need.
I was wondering what they were doing.
Do you think so, too?
Girls always have a mirror, don't they?
Girls check themselves in the mirror after eating.
But boys...
Even if they have something, it's not enough.
Even if they don't have anything...
It's like putting a wallet in your pocket and walking.
I want to avoid it.
But what about you, Tesshi?
Do you have anything you need?
Yes, what do you have?
I think it's a backpack.
Do you want to know?
Did you know, Masuma-san?
I know, I know. I like the right side.
What? What are you talking about?
It's not just for fun. Our company, Fuji TV, also has employees who come empty-handed.
People who come in empty-handed and say "good morning".
If you don't have anything, you can use your phone...
Wait, Masuma-san! What's wrong with you?
Use medium.
What? What are you talking about?
Is there anyone else who has something to say about this?
Yes.
When it's summer and you're listening to the air conditioner, it can be pretty cold, right?
But at that time, you're not even wearing a jacket and you're just wearing a T-shirt and you're just sitting there, right?
Why do you have to put up with it?
It's definitely cold and cold...
Masuma-san! Masuma-san!
I'm listening, I'm listening.
This is what I always look like when I talk.
I don't know!
I'm being serious right now.
Why is it like that?
I want to know.
Let's hear what the boys think about it.
We've heard a lot about it.
We're going to talk about it now, so please wait for a moment.
All rise!
Did you get the answer?
I got it!
I'd like to hear it from this mister on behalf of all of us.
Tonoga-san!
A man is someone who's carrying something too big for a woman to see.
That is the answer.
We're not robots!
No, no, no, we're not!
We're not good at that!
We're not robots!
We're all leaning on each other's backs!
We're not robots!
Ah! You're a little too close!
No, we're not!
You're a little too close!
No, we're not!
Stop it!
But I think it's cool, like that.
Ehhhh!
But in reality, it's really like a cute figure!
Like you're smiling.
Like you're smiling!
Like you're like, "It's tough, right?"
Yasa-san, Yasa-san! Stop doing things that aren't planned!
No, no, no!
Sorry!
Suddenly, this part doesn't taste good!
Sorry!
That's harsh!
You're carrying something bigger than luggage!
I'm not carrying anything bigger than luggage!
I am!
Ah, so it's like that!
Can you see what you can't see now?
Yes, I can!
Then, next...
I'm not carrying anything! I'm just leaning on you!
You're cute!
Next question is this!
Number 7, Yazu Airika-san's
Things you can't ask guys now.
I've heard this a lot!
When I ask something like "things you can't ask guys now,"
they say "things you can't ask girls now," like "go away!"
Go away!
I'm asking guys, but why is Umeko answering?
I don't know!
I feel like I know what you're saying!
But you only know what we're saying?
What's with you?
Have you been told this before?
Guys making promises and stuff...
It's not easy for guys!
What's with you?
Masuno-san!
We were talking and you were talking!
We weren't talking!
Do you know what we were talking about?
No?
It's because you weren't listening!
She wasn't listening!
Her eyes were totally open!
Are you listening?
She says she doesn't know anything else...
But Masuno-san said she has something that girls don't know...
Yes!
What is it?
What don't girls know?
Are you showing your eyebrows now?
No, I was just about to do that...
I'm sorry!
You suddenly turned that way!
I'm asking you.
What is the difference between a man and a woman?
This woman doesn't know.
I see. There seems to be a question.
There seems to be a question. I understand. Then I will consult with you now.
Please.
Hey you guys!
Who is it?
Are you going to do it again?
Are you going to wash it?
Are you all willing to do it?
Don't you need this time?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Give me a hand.
Do you have one?
I managed to get an answer.
It seems like you quarreled quite a bit.
We quarreled quite a bit, but we were both men.
We hit each other and ended up breaking up.
On behalf of Mr. No. 5, I would like to give you an answer.
Please.
Erika.
Yes.
That answer is...
Women don't know.
That is the answer.
I feel sorry for you.
Can I say it?
You can say it, but in the end, women don't know it.
I see.
You don't have an answer, do you?
Why, you idiot!
If a woman hears it, she will get hurt and worry.
Is that why you don't say it?
That's why I don't say it.
Mr. Uematsu, you can only say what you've decided, right?
That's right!
That's why you don't have to go that far.
He doesn't know it.
I see.
I'm all fuzzy.
I'm not solid yet.
I didn't know you didn't know it.
I don't know it. I don't know it even if you tell me.
I know it!
I didn't know it.
We want to know each other's answer today, so we're saying it in weak languages.
That's right!
It doesn't matter.
The wall is not yet thick.
Keep asking!
Then you'll know.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here it is!
Junigo Kamura-san, why do you always boast about yourself?
Do you think you're number one?
Do you know why?
I don't just boast about myself, but I always say what's good about me.
You say things like "I'm unparalleled"
Girls don't say things like "I'm not like that"
But guys say "I'm like this and like that"
Let's hear you out!
What?
What is it?
Let me hear you out!
You don't have to change your answer!
Can you not ask me seriously?
I'm not serious!
Are you getting stronger?
I'm listening!
I always say what's good about me
I think you should be more humble!
And you can't say anything about yourself!
What do you mean?
You can't say anything about yourself.
Okay, you can say things like "I'm humble"
What are you talking about?
Guys say "I'm like this and like that"
In the class, or in sports, you can say "I'm like me, me, me, me, me, me"
You can't say you're humble, or anything like that.
You're just being rude!
Don't be rude!
Don't be rude?
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute!
Cat! Cat!
Passed!
What is it? What is it really?
Stop making me suffer!
You like it, don't you?
Then tell me the answer!
I don't know!
You look like you're in a dream.
It's like you're passing the test in front of you.
It's like you're lost for a moment.
You're lost for a moment.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
I'm lost for a moment.
Hurry up and tell me!
What is it really?
It's like you're in a dream.
It's like you're passing the test in front of you.
I'm sorry, I'm talking right now.
Cat!
You said it just now!
That was fast!
What is it?
Stop it!
Laugh! Laugh!
That was close!
What is it?
One more time!
What is it?
Yes, Mr. Gister will say it on behalf of us.
Yes, why do you always boast about yourself?
Please tell us!
Yui!
It's true...
What is it?
...that I always boast about myself.
But...
I want you...
...to see me as a bigger person.
That's my answer.
So...
Yui, did you get it?
I don't know.
Hold it for me!
You look alike!
No, I don't!
Toshindai looks like me!
I don't know... I don't know...
Don't say weird things like that!
I'm sorry.
If you can, please say it in general.
Yes, that's right.
I'm sorry, again.
Can you say the next question?
Can you?
I want to show my big side.
Show your big side?
I want to show my cool side.
You want to show your good side in front of girls.
You want to show your big side.
That's like a man.
It's normal for a man to want to show his big side.
Right, Mista?
Yes.
That's it?!
You only say you love me!
You're the one who says "Thank you" all the time.
Thank you for that.
The girls are modest, but they like it.
Yes, they like it.
They are quiet people.
This kind of project has been going on for 5 years.
It's always like this.
I can't get used to it.
It's a popular segment!
I don't know.
Here is the next question.
Why do men put their hands in their pockets?
I don't know why men put their hands in their pockets when they don't have any reason for it.
If you think it's cool, I don't know why you think it's cool.
And they don't do it with their mouth.
No one does it?
After bragging...
Sakuma-san, you do it a lot.
Kiguchi-san, give me a chance.
I think it's cool.
I don't think it's cool.
Why don't you notice it?
No one does it.
Even if women put their hands in their pockets, it's not cool.
It's dangerous.
Everyone puts their hands in their pockets.
It's dangerous.
No one does it.
Yeah, you said it.
I don't know if it's cool or not.
There may be other reasons.
Why do men put their hands in their pockets?
There were a lot of answers, so I couldn't say it now.
Let's talk about it and decide.
No one does it.
Did you get the answer?
Yes, I did.
Really?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Then, mister, why do men put money in their pockets?
Sakai-san.
Oh, it's you, Sakai-san.
I didn't know you'd say that.
Women don't know.
There's a big one in my pocket, too.
Dream on the right, hope on the left.
That's the answer.
What is this?
You got it.
You got it pretty good.
Dream on the right, hope on the left.
But there are some that don't have pockets.
What about you, mister?
You got it.
You got it pretty good.
There's always something in my heart.
That's enough, don't film me.
That's enough, that's the answer.
Don't film me anymore.
I need to donate blood.
This is bad.
There's something important in there.
This might have gotten into Hitomi's head.
It did?
First of all, I was hoping you'd say Hitomi, but you said Sakai-san.
I forgot it was you.
I definitely forgot it.
There's more.
Here's the next question.
No. 10 Asahi-san.
Why do you try to stand out with your loud voice?
Isn't it right?
Is it about me?
Excuse me.
Is it about me?
Besides, it's not a boy's voice.
If there's a girl you like in your class and you try to speak up with your loud voice,
she'll say, "What's wrong with you?"
Do you get it?
You try to stand out with your loud voice.
You know what you like.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why do you try to stand out with your loud voice?
You should do it normally.
I know what you mean.
It's not something you have to say in a loud voice.
It's not about loud voice.
You always try to stand out.
It's noisy.
Do you have it?
I have it, too.
There are people who speak in a very loud voice in the classroom.
I don't know if they're speaking there or if they're speaking in a smaller voice.
I don't know.
There's a sense of distance.
There are people who speak in a loud voice and laugh.
Do you do it on purpose?
Obviously, I do it on purpose.
I look around and laugh in a loud voice.
You look around and laugh in a loud voice.
It's like, "This place is fun."
Do you try to stand out?
It's not good for girls.
It's noisy.
I don't know why.
That's what it is.
Why do you try to stand out with your loud voice?
I'll answer all of your questions.
But before that...
Let me talk to you.
Wasn't that a consultation?
What did you do?
What?
We got the answer!
Why do men try to stand out by shouting out loud?
Now...
It's because there's a woman they like nearby.
That's the answer.
It's because there's a woman they like nearby.
So... so why is it?
It's because there's a woman they like nearby.
If you know the answer, why do you shout out loud?
Um...
That one went well, didn't it?
Wow!
It was beautiful!
Don't be embarrassed!
I was just talking nonsense.
What?
I was just thinking about doing it.
I didn't know it would go that well.
Everyone, you have power.
You have power in you.
I'm happy when I get group jokes like this.
More than the answer.
More than the answer, you have power in you.
But...
You have power in you.
I want you to take it easy from now on.
That's right.
There's also the question of coolness.
But I want you to see that you were able to do it that well.
That's where it's at.
Everyone, do you have any questions?
No...
I think there are still people like this.
I see.
That's all for now.
It's too late for men to ask now!
Thank you!