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♪ All I want to do is love, it's dazzling ♪
♪ But I don't need to wait twice for one day ♪
♪ I want to tell this star ♪
♪ I want to fly for four billion years ♪
♪ Born in love and in the ring ♪
♪ My beating heart sinks ♪
♪ I want to die in love and in the ring ♪
♪ I will keep running ♪
♪ until I burn out ♪
♪ That's my mission ♪
Please select a card.
I can't stop overflowing hope.
I want to know in the ring of love.
Beyond sound speed, it turns into light.
Is it fate? Is it mission? Is it life?
Now I thank the holy fate.
At this moment, we're living together. It's a miracle.
(Idol)
Now, it's started. I'm a TV announcer, Matt. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm a TV announcer, Sarah Hoto.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
Idol Club Fuji TV is on Wednesdays and Thursdays at 1:45 p.m. on Fuji TV.
We hope you'll enjoy it.
Now, let me introduce you to Idol Club.
Now, let's get started.
Let's do our best!
Now, let's do our best.
They've been fighting with their brains to decide who is the most talented idol singer.
They won the first round last time.
Asahi, Nagano, Kawamura, Ojima, and Kawamura.
It was a fierce battle.
And Ponchi and Tonoka.
Sakai and Nomoto.
They're fighting to win.
Now, let's get started.
The second round.
Asahi vs. Nagano.
I always think that Asahi is looking down on Nagano.
I'm not looking down on you.
Asahi, please say something to Nagano.
It's tough. But Serina is also...
You two are always fighting.
We're both like that.
You two are fighting because you're too loud.
No, we're not.
Are you confident?
Of course I'm confident. If we lose here, we won't be able to play any other matches.
Of course. It's a tournament.
It's a tournament.
You're wearing a shirt.
You're so small.
I'm cold.
She's so nervous that her stomach is cold.
But seriously, we can't lose.
We can't lose.
Nagano, what do you think?
I'm going to erase my arm hair from my profile picture.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
As expected of you.
I'll do my best.
You're so cute.
You don't have to be cute or anything like that.
Are you nervous?
Yes.
OK, everyone.
Do your best.
OK, let's start.
Idling Battle.
Nagano vs Asahi.
Ready!
- Are you sure? - I'm begging you...
You did it!
That's awesome!
- That's awesome! - That's so cool!
- I knew you could draw this! - I only have this!
- Only this? - Only this!
Well, you've done all sorts of great things!
- I see... - That's great!
- And we lost! - Yes!
Okay, I'd like you to say a few words.
- Um, I'd like you to say "simple is best". - Asahi-chan, what should we do?
- Stop it! - Please say "the highest class is ugly". - The highest class is ugly? I see.
- Yes. - I understand. The highest class is ugly.
- Is it because of the price?
- I don't like it! - I don't like it! - I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- Eh? - I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- Ah, this might be the worst one.
- No, I don't like it! No! I don't like it! No! - This might be the cutest one.
- I don't like it! - I don't like it! "That kind of laugh won't make you get mad".
- Why? - This might be the toughest one.
- This might be the toughest one... - Well, let's continue! Next up is Kawamura-san versus Ojima - san!
- What?! - Um, there's really a reason that I want to win. Even for Ojima. - What is it?
If you open your mouth, you're a grandma.
What grade are you in?
Fourth grade.
I'm in second grade.
That's your seniority!
I'll show you.
Yes, please.
You're my seniority.
I can't lose.
I'm older than you, age-wise.
Yes.
I'm not a grandma yet.
Age-wise, I'm older than you.
I'm a small bunch, so I'm really scared.
Age-wise, I can make it.
I see.
She's good at age-wise.
How about you, Onima-san?
Just powerful.
She's a senior.
I'll show you the power of a grandma.
Why are you calling me "grandma"?
I'm aiming for 10,000 yen worth of Rapporton.
I see.
That's your seniority.
That's what I was hoping for.
Now, please stand up.
Let's do it.
Grandma and rookie, which one will win?
Now, it's on fire.
Idol arm wrestling competition.
Kawamura-san versus Onima-san.
Ready?
Go!
I'm scared!
Fight!
She fell!
She was floating!
Wow, if I did it with Oji, I would have been pissed and hit my chest!
But, after I did it like this...
She was floating!
I would have been pissed and hit my chest!
I was floating!
I'm a woman of the world!
What are you saying?
Don't fly away!
What are you doing?
Don't fly away!
It was just powerful, wasn't it?
Yes, it was just powerful!
If you do it too much, you will be bullied by old women.
Don't fly away!
And so, Oji won!
Look! Look at her punishment game!
What is it?
Punishment game?
Oh, she will be punished publicly?
I see.
It's okay.
It's nothing embarrassing.
It's a super drink dance.
Look at her punishment game! It's amazing!
It's very interesting!
I won't make it too delicious.
She is a creature!
Let's continue!
Next, Honchi versus Tomoka!
It's like...
Student council president versus bad team leader.
It's rare for me to fight with you, Tomoka.
It's true.
It's the first time.
You are a first-year student.
You must have some thoughts.
Do you have any?
Are you fighting with her?
We are not!
We want you to beat up Honchi and make her stronger.
That's right.
Bad team leader must be stronger.
That's right.
Honchi! Let's play sports!
Let's use your physical strength for sports!
There should be a place where you can use it.
There should be!
Even if you are serious about it, you should have done it before.
You are not serious about it!
Let's fight!
Can Tomoka beat Honchi and make Honchi stronger?
Make her stronger!
Or will Tomoka lose?
Let's start!
Idling wrestling competition.
Tomoka versus Honchi.
Ready!
Honchi vs Tomoka
Ready!
Strong!
I can stand up against Honchi and Udesumosu!
Amazing!
I'm so happy!
Honchi, what are you doing?
Amazing!
She beat a girl!
She's looking at the beautiful face of Black Labaki!
She's like, "I'm just going to beat you with my potential."
Amazing!
She's got a lot of power!
She's going to be a tough one!
So cool!
She beat you, Tomoka!
She beat me!
I'm so surprised!
She couldn't make you stand up.
I'm going to stand up!
Tomoka, you know...
You know how it is.
You do it every time, right?
So cool!
Why are you so cool, Tomoka?
Why are you so cool?
Who are you really?!
I'm Chiba!
I wasn't in the script!
Why?
Why all of a sudden?
I'm not sure if I should say this or not.
Let's move on!
Sakai vs. Nomoto!
That's it for today!
The same age as you, Kawamura, is beaten by a fourth grader.
Kawamura, you want to win, don't you?
I want you to win.
You're the only one I want.
What are you talking about?
That's right!
Even if you lose, you won't be conscious of it.
No! I don't want to be like her!
How about you, Nomoto?
Don't make me do it!
So far, you've probably won.
That's right.
You have to beat this one.
But I don't want to do it.
Your personality is different!
You're so cool!
You're totally ready for it.
I'm ready for it.
I don't want to hear it.
Please get ready!
You can do it!
Even though the fourth grader is still alive...
You can do it!
...will she be able to catch up?
Let's move on!
Sakai vs. Nomoto.
Ready?
Wait a minute, please.
Oh, nothing.
Wait, wait, wait!
Oh my god!
Go! Go! Go!
Wait, wait, wait!
I haven't said "Go" yet, and...
I'm out of energy!
It's just...
It's just my performance.
And please stop it!
It's about...
Okay, let's go!
Nice to meet you.
Sakai-san, Domon-san.
Wait a minute.
Seriously...
Fight!
She's strong!
She's strong, isn't she?
As expected of you!
As expected of you, Kozuna!
But...
That was amazing, wasn't it?
I mean...
Ready...
Fight!
You lost right away.
I couldn't use my strength!
I was paying attention and I knew I was going to lose.
That's why I was putting in a lot of effort.
You were putting in a lot of effort.
You didn't forget anything, did you?
Amazing!
Now...
Sakai is back!
Amazing!
What should I do?
Somehow...
Do a Parikore-style make-up.
Parikore-style?
Parikore-style, right?
Amazing!
What kind of image is Parikore?
Is it fashionable?
But isn't it like...
A foreign...
Um...
What is it? Um...
A flashy fashion show.
It's a fashion show.
I see.
Amazing! Cool make-up!
Paris, right?
Yes, Paris.
Paris!
Paris, right?
Paris.
I guess I'll just have to write "pa".
You should've made it easier for us to react!
Next up is the semi-final!
We have our best four here!
First up is Asahi and Ojima!
It's a match of fate!
No, wait!
It's not really a match of fate or anything like that.
It's not like we're rivals or anything like that.
It's just that we're always losing.
No, but you guys think of it as just a game, right?
I think of it as a serious matchup.
We've already lost in sumo before, but we've never lost in anything else!
It's like...
I'm just going to say what's normal out loud.
You have to do it like that!
And of course, only strong people...
Only people who won in sumo are left.
That's true.
You've lost to everyone.
That's right.
If you lose here...
Out of the four of you...
I feel like Asahi is a little sloppy.
I want to change that impression today!
You don't have enough words!
Don't do it! You have to convey your feelings!
You don't have enough words in the beginning!
That's fine! You conveyed your feelings, didn't you?!
Yes, that's right!
She's like a canonical cat!
Canonical cat!
I'll do my best for the sake of canonical cats!
Yes.
How is it, Mojima-san?
Yes, we're in the same class, but we're still studying.
Ah, you're in the same class?!
Yes!
But wait a minute!
You're in the same class?!
We're studying so we have to do our best!
Ah, you can't study?!
But we're about the same!
See?! She's doing her best!
But at first glance, you look like an elementary school student and a dropout.
Don't you think so?
That's how you say it!
Huh?
But I'm sure you do!
You do!
Anyone can tell!
So...
I'm going home today!
You're going home?!
Yes!
I got it. You're definitely going home!
Yes!
I got it.
That's right.
What are you doing?
I want a comment!
You'll get really mad!
I want a comment but I don't want to lose.
By the way, Asahi-san, you're going to lose some eyes.
Eh?!
So fast!
Have you already lost them?!
Is that your plan?!
Have you already lost them?
Is it already your plan?!
I was going to cry and show you for a long time!
Is it already your plan?!
Please wait!
I was going to cry and show you for a long time!
I was talking for a long time and ended up waiting for tears to fall!
I had no idea!
Since when did you think that?!
When did you think of that?
That's nasty.
When you shout out loud, it comes.
It does.
It echoes.
It's a practice.
It doesn't come!
You remembered the trick, right?
I didn't!
Then show us how you win in the morning.
I know!
What's wrong with you?
You have to shout out loud or you won't win!
She's got a weak spot.
Will Asahi be able to hold on?
Let's go!
Idling Desmo Battle.
Asahi vs. Ojima.
Ready?
Fight!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Why did you scream?
Because...
Why did you scream?
Because...
I thought we were going to lose!
What? You thought you were going to lose?
I thought we were going to lose!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That's good. I'm glad.
I'm so sorry! I'm... I'm...
The tour is over.
I'm hungry!
I can study, I can do sumo, I'm always perfect, but I always lose!
That's right.
If you lose like this, it's over.
I'm so happy!
You're such a funny person.
Why did I lose?
That's right.
I didn't know you'd be so happy about it.
Even if I lost, I was still strong.
So I was like, "Congrats!"
Everyone was so happy.
I was happy like an animal.
You risked your life for this.
I'm so happy!
I'm so happy, but...
What do we do?
You won.
No, I didn't!
I'm so happy!
She's so happy and goes like this, but after that she's like, "Ow!"
I've never heard of that.
Oshima-san...
You're so cute!
You're just like Yazao-san.
You're like a kid!
I'll match you up.
You look like you're dreaming.
You're so cute.
You look like you're dreaming, but you don't look like you're dreaming.
Oshima-san, line up with Yazao-san.
Okay!
Now you two are...
Which one?
In the middle of...
Double boobies!
What should we do? As an agency, we can't let you do this!
Please convince us!
This is too much!
So, Asahi-san advances to the finals!
And next, Honchi-san vs. Sakai-san!
When will Sakai-san win?
Honchi-san vs. Sakai-san!
This is going to be a close match!
Please do your best!
Let's begin!
Idol Ring Wrestle Match!
Honchi-san vs. Sakai-san!
Ready?!
Fight!
She's really strong!
Her abs are exposed!
Ah! Mine are exposed, too!
You're lying!
No, they're not!
Now!
Wow!
The punishment game.
The penalty game is...
Wow!
It's impossible!
It's impossible, right?
It's impossible!
Why? Why?
Akachi did "Uu" when she used "kacchi kacchi kacchi"
Akachi is really strong!
How was it, Akachi?
It was good, right?
Wait!
Please wait!
It's too random!
It's messy!
My arms are out of place.
I'm sorry!
Now! There are only two left!
Yes!
Now! Finally!
Idling 1st!
Who is the woman with strong arms?
Arm wrestling competition final match!
Wow!
This is crazy!
The winner of this competition is...
...the couple in 2nd place!
Wow!
Now, Asahi-san, please tell us how you feel.
Well, Sumo and all that...
To be honest, I've gone through a lot of trouble...
I mean, I fought because I was weak...
There were a lot of things, you know?
There were a lot of things.
Looking back on the past...
Well, everyone has forgotten about it, you know?
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm the only one who's looking back on it...
But, you know, you're really strong!
You're strong! You're Yokozuna right now!
You're the strongest!
That's right!
But, to be honest, I really respect you!
Like, you know?
This strength and kindness that just comes out of you...
While idols respect idols...
As a reason, you're strong!
No, no, no!
You're amazing!
You're really good!
You're really...
To be honest, you're a really good person...
But, you can't keep losing like this...
That's right!
If you lose like this...
Until now...
I don't know how to say it...
You didn't think you'd lose like this...
And you just moved your hands like this...
You're stupid!
You're just stupid!
You're stupid!
Okay, let's announce it!
Yes!
Music and laughter collaboration live!
"Dynamite! Batasoul!" will be on CS broadcast for the first time!
Look forward to it!
Now!
It's a final match!
Asahi-san!
If you lose like this...
You'll have to erase your arm hair from your profile!
Yes! I'll erase it!
I'll definitely erase it!
Now...
Will it be Yokozuna Sakai who wins...
Or Asahi who's good at arm hair...
Which will it be?!
Let's find out!
Asahi-san versus Sakai-san!
Ready?!
Fight!
Which is it?! Which is it?!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, everyone!
Wait a minute!
I couldn't move.
I'll tell you the technique now.
Let's do it again. Let's do it again.
Wait, I'm tired.
I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
I'm nervous.
It was like the final episode of "Logdena Cibulus",
where Maida Tyson and Harada Seikichi were like "bwaah!" and the story ended.
While you two were like "bwaah!"
"Fuji TV" came out.
It's over?!
Again?!
I think it was a good ending.
It made me think a lot.
I was like "Which one should I win?"
Which one should I beat?
Can I beat Tyson?
It made you think a lot.
Will more people watch "On Demand"?
It will.
Alright!
Alright, please do it slowly.
That's what I'm saying.
Alright.
That's enough.
Wave your hands.
It's decided.
I saw it for a second, but you were like "bwaah!"
But my mom is really strong.
We played against each other recently, but my mom didn't win.
You're playing against your mom at home?!
We played against my family recently, but my mom was really strong.
Then it's over.
It's your DNA.
Yes, it's my DNA!
Yes, I want to win my DNA now!
I don't know what to say!
You said it! You said it!
You said you want to win your DNA!
It's too early for that!
More people will watch "On Demand"!
Is it okay?
It's only a menu of "China Quick" in the morning!
It's too thin!
Now, Sakai-san!
Yes!
Sakai-san, your DNA...
Yes!
Your grandmother's DNA...
Your DNA is flowing.
Why do you say that?
Your DNA is flowing.
Yes, my grandmother is watching me, too.
Right?
Yes!
Your grandmother is watching you in the morning, too.
She's watching me a lot!
Right? If you lose, your grandmother will be disappointed!
My grandmother...
Really, my grandmother...
Well...
The other day, when I said "I want to lose", she said "Why did you lose?"
She scolded you, didn't she?
And she scolded my mother, too!
Why did you say such a bad thing?
She's quite a Spartan education!
Do your best!
She gave you advice!
I see...
Do your best!
Well, let's begin!
Yes!
Here we go!
Idling Arm Wrestling Match!
Asahi-san vs. Sakai-san!
Ready?!
Fight!
Now, which one?!
Stay focus! Stay focus!
Oops, Sakai, do you have enough room?! Do you?
Now, it's a start!
Wow, Sakai, you're really fighting!
Now, Sakai has a chance! Sakai has a chance!
Sakai has a chance! Sakai has a chance!
Sakai has a chance! Now, will he lose?!
Will he lose?! Will he lose?! Will he lose?!
Will he lose?!
Sakai wins!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- Why?!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- And the winner is...
- Sakai and Mei!
- Yay!
- Congratulations!
- That's amazing!
- They both have titles! - That's amazing!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- That's amazing! What is this woman?!
- That's amazing! She's the strongest so far!
- At the end... I'm sorry!
- At the end, she gave us a hard time!
- As I thought, Ms. Sakai is really strong!
- And the other woman!
- She doesn't have a professional run, but a special skill called "crying performances"!
- I found a skill! - What's that?
- I found a skill to inflate balloons with a balloon gum and water.
- It's boring! I don't know it!
- But that's... - No, I'll cry. - No.
- But it's not like that, is it?
- What do you mean? - But you said you'd cry first. - I said it, didn't I?
- Then I'll ask the people in the agency. - Yes, they'll do it for you.
- They're saying it on TV. - But it's amazing...
- I feel like my muscles are going to explode. - Are you waiting for her to cry?
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Why are you... - I can't study, but I'm sure you'll cry and then move.
- No, no! I'll make up for it. - Hurry up and cry!
- Okay, I'll cry. - That was refreshing.
- You lost your temper a little because you won against Ojima-san, didn't you?
- But I'm glad that I won today. - Okay, so...
- Sakai will receive a Laborde... - What?!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
I'm happy!
Now, Sakai-san, you're strong!
You're strong!
You might do this again in the future, so everyone, please train hard!
We'll train hard!
You don't need to sing, just do muscle training!
Muscle training is what's important for you!
Yes, that's right!
Yes, and with that, that was "Gambling"!
I love you!
Always!
You know, when the check is open,
Yazawa-san always notices it.
Where are you looking at?!
I'm so happy!
It's not a game, where are you looking at?!
I'm so happy!
I mean, you're always like that!
I even check the MC's crotch!
I love you!
You'll continue to be like that, won't you?
Like, "Check! Check! Check!"
I'm sorry!
You're so cute!
You're always looking at me like that!
I'm not looking at you?!
You're scary!
Thank you for your hard work!
What's wrong? I'm so scared.
Yes! Today is...
What? Today is what?
It's Ms. Tonooka's birthday!
It's not today, is it?
Oh, is it?
Oh, really?
Wow!
It's so big!
Wow!
It's so big!
Wow!
Ms. Tonooka!
Wow!
Happy birthday!
Wow!
Ms. Tonooka!
Ms. Tonooka is 20 years old!
Wow!
By the way, it seems that Ms. Kanozawa changes the cake depending on the members.
Wow!
When you were 20, you didn't have a birthday party, did you?
No, I didn't.
I didn't have one at all.
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow!
Well, Ms. Tonooka!
Yes!
Now that you are 20 years old...
Yes!
Please say something to the camera with your face.
Yes!
Please say something to the camera.
Yes!
Now that I'm 20 years old, I'll do my best not to be called "grandma" in idol groups.
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Wow!