AISubs v3.5
But I'm still afraid of scars
No, no, no!
Ah, my skin is too beautiful
I knew I had thorns
But it's too late now
I'm an idiot, an idiot!
Fanta, fanta, fanta!
Don't stare at me
Fico, fico, fico!
Don't stare at me
Right away, right away, right away!
I can hear my heartbeat
Na, na, na! Queen B!
I love you so, so, so, so much!
At this rate, it'll become a habit
Chariot, set ahead!
I'll reach up! I'll reach up! I'll reach up!
I close my eyes and breathe
I put on my dress from two years ago
It's painful, it's painful
But I can't help it!
Fanta, fanta, fanta!
Don't stare at me
Fico, fico, fico!
Don't stare at me
Right away, right away, right away!
I can hear my heartbeat
Na, na, na! Queen B!
I love you so, so, so, so much!
At this rate, it'll become a habit
Chariot, set ahead!
I'll reach up! I'll reach up! I'll reach up!
Yeah!
IDOLiNG!
Welcome to IDOLiNG MC!
I'm Fuji TV announcer Sarah Mukagai.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
IDOLiNG airs every Thursday at 1:45 PM on Fuji TV and KARAOKE.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
This is what we do. Let's have some fun today!
Fuji TV!
Then...
Cut! Cut!
IDOLiNG!
Everyone, it's been a while since IDOLiNG has done their best.
IDOLiNG has done their best in many different ways.
But in the end, there is only one thing we want to ask of you all!
Who...
Who among IDOLiNG has the most talent?
Who has the most talent?
I think a group like IDOLiNG should be led by someone with real talent.
Of course, IDOLiNG has done their best in many different ways.
But that doesn't make IDOLiNG a human being with real talent!
And I just realized earlier...
Earlier?
Hey! Hey, everyone!
We're having an emergency meeting.
We prepared everything in a hurry.
Today, we're going to decide who the real human being with real talent is!
That's why we prepared this!
So cool!
Yes, today we will have a game of mahjong!
We will decide who is the best among us.
Talented people, that is, people who can survive in the entertainment world!
Who can survive the most? And who will not survive and will not be here next year?
This is a capable society.
We will decide it with our skills.
In short, people with skills survive in the entertainment world.
Yes, let's go!
Today's "Gambling", "Skills Competition", let's announce the competition tournament!
Here it is!
Here we go!
Now, let's start this battle!
It's a pretty hot battle.
It's good!
Asahi-san and Shimizu-san in the first round.
Ito-san and Nagano-san.
Yaza-san and Kawamura-san.
Ojima-san and Rendou-san.
There are some people who are physically strong, such as Ojima-san.
Asahi-san is also here!
Yes!
Are you okay?
Your profile says you are good at arm wrestling.
That's not true!
If you lose today, delete it!
You can win, can't you? You can win, can't you?
Of course!
Yes, I understand.
And this group is called "Ponchi".
I'm so happy!
Why are you so strong?
You are so strong!
And there is Tomoka and Yokoyama.
I don't think we can compete with each other.
No way!
That's impossible!
It's decided who has which arm.
And there is Sakai.
Sakai is also strong.
And there is Nomoto and Tachibana.
And there is Tachibana.
And there is Nomoto.
You're a mountain monkey, aren't you?
But, when I was in elementary school, I was the strongest in my class.
But, when I was in elementary school...
Hata is strong.
He's strong.
By the way, for those of you who are at the top of this battle and are the most talented talents,
we have a reward for you.
Yes, this is today's prize.
It's a report of Fuji TV's car accident.
It's 10,000 yen!
We'll give it to you as soon as we receive it.
You can eat whatever you like.
This is what you get in a report.
This is amazing.
Now, let's start the battle.
First of all, Asahi and Kiguchi!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, your hands!
I have to do my best!
I'm serious!
Yes!
Kiguchi, if you lose in the first round like this, you won't have a chance.
Yes, and I'm left-handed, but I'll do it with my right hand.
I see.
It would be embarrassing if you lost like this!
I think Masuo's face is more serious than watching it on TV.
His face is more serious when it's live.
Next!
I'm getting excited.
Hey, Asahi.
Yes?
It says on your profile...
It's close!
...that you're good at drawing.
I drew it.
If you lose, erase it.
I won't erase it!
He said it!
Since you're that confident...
Yes!
Since you're an idol group's ace in the hole...
I understand.
Kikuchi-san.
Yes?
It's more interesting if you erase it.
Yes.
Let's decide what we'll do at Asahi-san's ace in the hole.
Yes!
We can plan for that.
I'm not looking forward to it!
Alright!
Do your best!
Let's go!
Idol group's ace in the hole competition.
Asahi-san versus Kikuchi-san.
Ready?!
Idol group's ace in the hole competition.
Hey!
What? What? What?
What?
The winner is...
Hey!
What is it?
You did it!
You were strong. You were strong.
It's all because of you, old man!
Hey!
I was getting carried away, too.
What are you doing?
I was...
I was really surprised.
I was like...
Ouch!
You surprised me.
I want to do it and I want to talk.
Which one will you pick?
I'll pick until you come.
Wow, he chose it.
Okay, Asahi-san, you're first.
Thank you!
By the way, the one who lost this time will be slapped in the face.
What?!
Seriously?
I'm jealous.
This is the first time I've heard of it.
First of all, you lost, right?
Yes.
Since it's the first time, let's make it a little bit.
What are you talking about?
It's not the first time.
Since it's the first time, let's make it a little bit.
The word "lose" is...
No!
Okay, I'm going to put it in.
No!
Okay, okay, okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, next!
Okay!
Ito-san vs. Nagano-san!
We're in the same agency.
You're in the same agency! Which one of you is the senior?
Nagano-san.
You can't lose.
That's right! You're so thin!
You're thin!
No, no, no!
You're thick and you're thin, you can't lose!
What did you get fat for?
For today.
For today, right?
Yes.
Hold this properly, okay?
Okay.
Let's begin. Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay.
Idling arm wrestling competition.
Ito-san vs. Nagano-san.
Ready?!
Fight!
Okay!
Go!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Ito-san, you did pretty good, didn't you?
You did pretty good!
You're strong!
This is pride fighting each other!
You're strong!
It was a wonderful battle.
Ito-san, you were pretty strong, weren't you?
I was strong! Really!
Amazing!
You're pretty strong, aren't you?
You're pretty strong!
Okay, Ito-san.
I'm glad!
I can smell it from here.
It's my first time.
Okay, let's go with this.
Your face looks even smaller!
Show me!
Show me your small face!
You're so small! I'm glad!
Okay, let's go with this.
Your face looks even smaller!
Show me!
I can't lose this!
You can't!
I can tell by the votes.
I want Erica-chi and Ojima-chi to fight.
That's why they're together.
They want me to lose.
But I won't let them do that!
You can't let it end like this!
That's right!
I can't let them do that!
I can't!
Okay, your father and mother!
Let's fight with your father and mother!
My parents are watching!
You can't lose now!
I see!
You can't lose now!
I see!
I have a father!
I see!
You can't fight with your father and mother!
Okay!
My hands are sweating!
Are you ready?
Show me!
You look strong!
I'm scared!
Let's begin!
Arm-wrestling!
Yazawa-san vs. Kawamura-san!
Ready?!
I'm scared!
She's a girl!
I don't know what's going on.
She won't be able to do it today.
Correct!
She's different today!
Something weird just came up!
What's up with you?
It has nothing to do with you!
It's not like I'm crazy or anything!
It's not like you won or anything!
I don't have skills, but I do have talent!
I see!
It's common.
Please don't do it!
Don't do it!
Seriously!
You're so mean!
Draw her navel, too.
Her navel.
There you go!
Thank you!
Hey!
Show me your boobs!
Show me your boobies!
You're a boob monster.
I'm just looking at you and I'm crying!
And with that, Kamuro-san wins!
Now, let's move on to the next match!
Kojima-san and Eito-san!
You're the leader, so you can't lose.
I won't lose.
Kojima-san has strong nipples, but I don't know about his arms.
That's true.
It could be because of his weight or his strong wrists.
Do you have confidence in yourself, Kojima-san?
Yes!
She said it so refreshingly!
She's so cute!
Her face is full of confidence!
She's red, but...
She's been turned into a cam.
I can't lose!
This is a warm-up for you, Kojima-san, right?
Yes, for the next match.
Hey! Don't step on me!
Don't step on me!
Go!
Do your best!
I hope you warm up a little in this match.
Yes!
Now, let's begin.
Idol Ring Arm-wrestling Match.
Endo-san vs. Kojima-san.
Ready?!
He's so cool!
Hey!
See you!
Something weird is going on.
What's wrong?
To be honest, I was strong in my class.
Oh, really?
But, you know, I got the most damage here.
Oh, I got the most damage.
Be careful of this part, everyone.
Be careful of this part.
I got the most damage on my elbow.
You were strong for a moment!
You were great!
Here you go!
It hurt so much here.
Hey! Don't run away!
What's wrong with you?
I don't like this!
I forgot about it!
Wow!
What should I do?
Let me connect my eyebrows for now.
No!
For now...
Well, I'm happy about it, but...
Wow!
She's so cute!
She's not cute, is she?
Oh, she might be cute.
She's so cute!
Isn't it a little too dark?
Oh, nice! Nice!
She's so cool!
She's so natural!
She doesn't look weird at all!
She doesn't feel like she's being punished!
Oh, really? Thank you very much!
She doesn't feel like she's being punished!
That's not true!
She drew me a boob!
Next up, Ponchi-san versus Kaede-chan!
This is a cruel battle!
But I don't have any patience!
Don't act like you're cute!
What are you saying?
That's what you do in elementary school, right?
I do!
I've always lost!
No, you haven't!
You've really lost!
Really!
Now, Kaede-chan!
I've been training my muscles!
Oh, you've been training your muscles?
Yes!
Oh, is this muscle training?
Kaede-chan, just make sure you don't get hurt!
Yes!
Okay, please get together!
Now, let's begin!
Idling wrestling battle!
Ponchi-san versus Kaede-chan!
Ready?!
1, 2, 3!
No way!
When did it start?
No way!
How do you know?
This is what you call a match, right?
No way!
You're mean!
It's the other way around!
That's weird!
It's weird that it's the other way around!
Anyway, it turned out as expected.
Now, follow me!
Your...
Oh, sorry!
What is it?
What do you like?
Something cute.
Something cute?
Yes.
Something cute?
What should we do?
Cute!
Then...
What is it?
Is it panda?
Close your mouth! Close your mouth!
Doraemon!
By the way, where did the first one go?
Doraemon is here!
Doraemon!
Cute! Cute!
If you keep saying "cute", you'll get more, right?
Wait a minute! Can you get me some paint, please?
It's stained! Can you get me some paint, please?
Now, next!
Ms. Konooka and Ms. Yogaru!
I'll do my best!
I don't know which one will win, right?
Now, if you say it, you'll be in a contest!
No!
We're both the same age!
We're both in the same corner!
Which one is...
Which one is cuter?
There's no such thing!
We both have high pride!
There's no such thing!
I can feel the air!
There's no such thing!
You two haven't looked at each other's eyes for a while now!
I don't know!
Because...
If we did, we wouldn't sing together!
Huh?
If we did, we wouldn't sing together!
That's because the program prepared it for us!
This is interesting!
You two haven't looked at each other's eyes for a while now!
I love this kind of thing!
Now, get together!
I'm a little worried about this.
I'm worried about this.
His hands are long!
That's right!
His hands are long, but he's got long eyes.
His hands are long!
Eh, Ton-chan's hands are black.
I'm scared!
Now, who will win?
Now, Ton-chan's hands are on fire, isn't it?
Let's go!
Tonoka's hands are on fire!
Let's go!
It's a rival match.
Idling Rat Match.
Tonoka vs Yokoyama.
Rival Match!
Ready!
A fierce battle of the two.
Oh, my god!
This isn't good!
Steady! Steady! Steady!
This isn't good!
Take it easy!
Focus!
This angle!
This way of leaving!
Go!
She got it!
She was doing it for a while.
She was doing it for a while, so her wrists and claws are strong.
That's right, it was just a long hand.
This is not just black.
This is not good, everyone.
This is not good.
This is surprisingly strong.
What do you say?
What should we do?
Not cute at all.
Not cute at all?
Let's try crying.
Watch out, you're about to get eye drops.
That was close.
What's with the crying face?
Isn't it cute?
Doesn't it look like you're crying?
We'll announce it now.
Finally, Mizuki Nana's Arena Live, the first ever broadcast on TV,
full of precious footage you can only see on TV!
Don't miss it!
One more match in this time?
Let's go!
Next up...
Sakai vs. Kurata!
Kurata, don't get hurt.
This is bad.
Kurata, you can exercise.
A lot of people didn't expect this match.
That's right. Don't let your guard down.
Be serious.
Let's go!
Sakai vs. Kurata.
Arm-wrestling match.
Ready?
Time's up!
What?! It's over?!
But...
It's over, right?!
It's over!
What?! It's over?!
It's... on the band!
It's over!
Wait!
What?! It's over?!
It's over!
For the first time...
For the first time... I missed the end roll!
It's over?!
That's weird!
Just now...
I was surprised!
I thought...
I thought you'd say "five seconds" and it'd be over!
No, it's...
It's over with my uproll.
But...
It's over!
I'm surprised! I'm surprised!
Wait!
That's weird!
It's always over...
It's over!
It was unprecedented!
Really?!
What was that?!
It's over with Defley's uproll!
It's over!
Now, Kurata-san...
What should we do?
What about a chair?
A chair...
A cool one!
A cool one?!
A cute one, so a cool one!
I see!
Yes!
If it's a cool one, then...
Right?
A cool one...
I want eyebrows, too...
Luka wanted eyebrows!
I really want eyebrows!
Cool! Cool!
Cool!
I don't like it!
Cool! Cool!
Cool!
There was something like this in Naruto!
Now!
Continuing!
Nomoto-san and Tachibana-san.
- Wow! - Even though we're young!
- I'm nervous! - Let's go.
- Is this a band? - It's a band.
It says "band" here.
- Now... - A ring?
- Let's go! - Let's go.
Are you both confident?
- I'm really nervous. - You're nervous, right?
- I think you're strong, Nomoto-san. - No, no.
- No! - It feels like you're in a band.
- Doesn't it feel comforting? - No, no! My thumb! My thumb!
- Nomoto-san! - Noi-chan!
- Hey, hey, hey! - It's really scary!
- It's not up to winning, it's up to breaking it. - No, no!
- Seriously, don't break it! - I'll do it seriously!
- Seriously, it's like... - No, this is...
- I stuck it in the car door. - What?
- Are you injured? - It's a chance!
- It's a chance!
- Now, let's begin! - Let's go!
Idling Arm Wrestling Competition!
Tachibana-san versus Nomoto-san. Ready?!
Tachibana vs Nomoto-san. Ready?!
- Wait! - Oh!
- It's red! - Oh!
- Her chin was directed toward me. - Her chin...
- I got his leg! - I got his leg!
- What's that?! What?! - I got his leg!
- I got his leg!
- It has nothing to do with your leg! - I got it!
- It's okay! - Pull out your arms!
- I got it! I got it! - Here's the scar!
- Don't pull the loose part! - No, no...
- Bang! Bang! His leg! - His reaction after that...
- Ouch! - Gosh, you were very strong!
It was easy for you, wasn't it?
Tell me!
You bastard!
It's because you're thin.
Can I say that?
It's okay.
What?
There's no pattern anymore.
That's right.
What is it?
I'm scared.
I don't know, but...
What is it?
Think of it.
Think of it?
It suits you.
It's beautiful.
What is it?
Your mouth is big.
It itches me.
It's long!
That's amazing!
You're weird.
You're really weird.
The first round has ended.
This is the result.
Asahi and Ojima are doing well.
Tonoka and Honji are doing well.
Sakai and Nomoto are doing well.
It's hot in here!
It's cold!
It hurts!
Kawamura is still pale.
Today's Kawamura is different!
I'm looking forward to it!
Good luck!
Goodbye!