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As life was born on this planet
4 billion years ago
(Going to be a star)
Humans and other creatures
Got on the spaceship and traveled
Around the world
Until love and humanity were born
The higher it goes, the more it syncs
Until love and humanity die in the ring and burn out
We will keep running
That is our mission!
I can't stop this overflowing hope!
I want to cross the tone I heard in the idling.
That's life.
I'd like to say "thank you" for this moment.
It's a miracle that we're living together.
Idol Club
"Idol Club"!
Hello, we are "Idol Club".
Thank you for having us.
"Idol Club" is a program of girls who are growing up as idols.
"Idol Club" is broadcasted on Fuji TV every week at 1:45 pm.
You can enjoy it even if it's not on Fuji TV.
Let me introduce you to us.
It's Ajin.
You look like an athlete.
Let's have fun with us today.
Idol Club
I'm going to say all the songs of "sisters".
One, two...
"Ichi Koi", "Maki Hende", "Star Girls", "Star Boys", "VV Mix", "Love Standard", "Fall Mix"
I'm going to say all of them!
Thank you very much!
I was there, so I definitely didn't think it was real today.
During the commercial, you didn't even take it out.
I didn't take it out at all.
It's just there.
I didn't even bring it there.
It's the opposite.
I'll say it.
The balloons are all gone!
By the way, this was a secret, right?
I made a mistake in my previous life and said it in the bible.
"What's next?" I said.
But I didn't know in the bible, so I was like, "Huh?"
This picture is wrong, it's wrong.
It's impossible.
It's too obvious.
It's too much.
It was very popular.
It's popular.
It's worth saying it.
I can't say it.
I can't say it today.
You can say it.
I need a lot of maintenance.
What maintenance?
My mouth is in the picture.
This area is a little under my nose.
It's really under my nose.
It's up.
It's hidden.
I saw it, but there were several members in the picture.
It's amazing.
It's a bit of a shock.
I think it's the other way around.
Why?
If it's the general election, we're the windmill party.
You said it in another show, didn't you?
It's my first time hearing you say you like AKB for four years.
It's a joke.
You said it.
It's a joke.
They ask us a lot, "Who do you like best, Mafumafu?"
You're asking that to the members.
Is that so?
That's cruel.
That's a surprise.
It's a joke.
I'm only one of you!
I love you, idling!
He's calling us "hi-goretti".
Now, let's move on.
Yes, well, this song is already popular.
It still has a lot of flavor.
With only gum.
Listen, I'm saying good things.
With only gum.
Yes, everyone, over there.
Please stay still!
Now, let's move on.
Yes, well, this song is already popular.
What are you doing?
Hey, seriously, come here.
Let's do it.
Come on, everyone, sit down.
Don't worry about your mustache.
Idols worry about their mustaches in front of the TV.
I don't know.
Here you go, everyone.
Have you practiced properly?
No, we haven't.
I thought it was only once.
I thought it was only once, too.
I thought it, too.
But if we all succeed today, we'll have a commemorative photo.
Yes, a commemorative photo.
We're counting on you this time, too.
But I think you got the hang of it last time.
How many seconds was it?
Only 18 minutes and 53 seconds left.
Each one of you will fly off automatically.
You can't make it fly off like last time.
Who couldn't make it fly off last time?
It was pretty painful.
It was this area, right?
Yes.
That's right. Ito-san was terrible.
No, this time it's thanks to revenge.
Ito-san lost the most.
Yes, I'll choose.
Yes, so keep biting it and stop it when you're done.
Hurry up.
We don't have much time.
Yes, Ojima-san.
Go!
I'm counting on you.
Ojima-san, is your beard okay?
Ojima-san, is it okay?
I don't like that kind of idol.
You don't have to hide it. It's okay.
Yes, Ojima-san, please.
No!
Too bad.
How many seconds should we make it fly off?
Three seconds.
Yes.
You can use two today.
One is difficult.
Oh, no!
Too bad!
One is too soft.
You're not going to come out, are you?
Come out!
What is it?
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
Are you all right?
I don't know.
One, two, three.
Correct!
Good job!
The teacher I introduced today is Maho Honji.
I'll take it.
What is it?
It's not fun at all.
It's soft.
It's too soft.
One, two, three.
Correct!
It's fun.
You can do it.
No!
Ayaka.
It's too soft.
Don't do it.
It's not fun at all.
Yes, Kamuro-san.
Correct!
Yes, Maiburu.
Isn't your hair hurting too much? Are you all right?
Certainly.
It's cut off.
That's a weird wish.
It costs a lot of money except for the wireless headset.
Stop it with the mustache.
She said it herself.
No!
Ms. Tarima!
No!
Ms. Tomiki!
That was close!
Ms. Tomiki!
Here you go!
Why?
No!
Ms. Tomiki!
It's too sweet.
Are you okay?
Can you eat it?
No.
No?
You're really bad at it.
Ms. Tomiki!
Are you okay?
Can you eat it?
Are you okay?
It's cute.
No!
You just ate it!
Here you go!
It's too light.
Make it stronger.
No!
Make it stronger.
It's good!
Maybe.
It's beautiful.
Ojima-san!
What's this sound?
Hmm?
Ah, close!
Okay...
- Can you do it? - What's this?!
Hmm...
You look like a gorilla.
Today...
you have the worst face today.
- Is that your face? - It's a face boy.
- I had that face. - I can't do it!
- What's wrong with you? - I can't do it!
- Okay! - Stop it!
Camera-san, can you pull it up?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It can't be helped.
No.
Mosaic!
Mosaic it!
Why?
Why do you want to do it?
It's no good.
What is it?
Tairi-chan!
It's no use.
Wow!
Mamba!
You did it!
So cute!
Cute!
Ah, so close!
Miyake-san!
Miyake-san, it's no good at all!
We can do it!
Itou-san!
Everyone, we don't have much time!
It's no good!
Miyake-san, hang in there!
It's no good!
Ohito, you're the leader!
It's no good!
Ah, so close!
Okay, Tomoka-san!
It's no good!
Okay, Miyake-san!
Okay, Yuzan-san!
Okay, you have a mustache!
It's no good!
It's no good! We don't have much time!
Okay, Ito-san!
Hang in there!
Just a little more!
It's no good!
Hang in there!
Okay, Nomoto-san!
It's no good!
Ah, so close!
It's no good!
But it's not that bad!
Maybe it's not that much of a mustache!
Mustache? What's that?
There's still people who like it!
Okay, Yuka-san!
Hang in there!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! That was close!
I can't do it today. I can't do it.
If you do it for the second time, you'll ruin the project!
You're kind of in a bad mood today.
Do you want it?
If we don't succeed today, we'll have to do it again!
That's the characteristic of this show!
Okay, Tomoto-san! Please hold this for me!
I can't do it!
Okay, Ito-san!
Oh! Oh! That was close!
Okay, Yuki-san!
I can't do it at all!
You can do it, Yuki-chan!
Oh! Oh!
You did it!
You have ten minutes left!
I can't do it!
Okay, Yamina-san!
Endo-san!
I can't do it!
Metagano-san!
I can't do it!
How about this?
Okay!
I can't do it!
Endo-san!
You should calm down!
Calm down?
That's right! You should calm down!
Okay, Mayuko-san!
Okay, Tomoto-san!
I'm scared!
You did it!
Okay!
You should calm down, Mayuko-san!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
One, two, three!
Success!
Look up!
Huh?
Even if you keep it like that, it's no use.
You have to let me have it.
Yes! Success!
Ah, it's close!
Marito-san!
What should we do?
Tsuyo-san, is this okay?
It's impossible, right?
Don't say it! I said it for you not to be able to do it!
You're trying to do a gag again, aren't you?
You can do it!
Don't do it!
What should we do? You're so mean!
What should we do?
Don't bite it! Don't bite it!
Wait!
When you're doing it, don't let the fans have the tissue!
What are you doing?
If you're nice, you don't have to say, "Do you have tissue?"
Since you're doing it, why don't you hold it in your armpit?
It's okay. It's okay. Thank you.
There's only 7 days left!
Stop it! There's no time!
There's only 7 days left!
There's no time, Haijo-san!
Can you do it?
I can't do it anymore.
You can do it!
Go ahead.
What is it?
Legs?
You spread your legs too much.
Haijo-san!
Go!
Don't tell me to go! I'll go!
Shige, hurry up!
You did it!
You can't do it!
I know how to do it!
You know it?
Honji! Honji!
Honji hasn't gone yet!
What?
He hasn't moved at all!
He's gone! He's gone!
He's in my mouth!
You can't do it!
Honji! Honji!
Oh no! Oh no!
Honji hasn't moved!
You don't seem like you want to do it!
Success!
He's in my mouth!
You can't do it!
5 minutes! 5 minutes!
You can do it!
Why can't you do it?
Ah, so close!
So close!
Let's go!
You can't do it!
Mimei-kun!
No!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down! There's still 5 minutes left! Calm down! Calm down!
Don't rush! Don't rush! Don't rush!
Slowly! Slowly!
Slowly! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Hurry up and calm down!
Calm down! Calm down!
Slowly! Slowly!
What's with that side face?!
Scary!
Mimei-tan, this is funny!
Calm down!
I just did it for the first time!
Ah, so close!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
What's with that face?!
So ugly!
Ah, so close!
So close!
Calm down! Calm down!
I got it! I got it!
Calm down!
I don't like everyone being ugly!
Mimei-kun!
Can't you just calm down for once?!
It's fine!
Why?! Why?!
Why?!
You're really doing it!
Everyone's ugly!
I can't do it!
It's on TV!
Calm down!
This is bad! We don't have much time!
It's 4 minutes! 4 minutes!
This is bad!
Calm down!
This is bad!
Why?! Why?!
Calm down!
This...
I don't know what my viewers think of this!
This show...
What is this?!
Ah, it's broken...
What is this?!
Don't laugh!
This is bad!
It's 4 minutes!
Calm down!
Use a lot of gum!
Stretch it out!
This is bad!
Why can't you do it?!
This is bad!
I know!
You can't do it!
This is a great accident.
You can't do it!
Someone teach her the trick!
Do it gently and carefully.
That's it!
She's cutting it off!
Keep it!
It's a nightmare!
Do your best!
You're kidding me, right?
Why can't you do it?
Do it gently and carefully.
Can you solve it with just being gentle?
You can do it!
Is it okay?
You can't do it!
You only have two minutes!
You can do it!
Two minutes!
You can't do it!
Do it here!
Do it gently and carefully.
She did it!
Okay!
You can do it!
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Okay!
You can do it!
You can't do it!
You can do it!
Don't give up! Don't give up!
You can do it!
Calm down! Calm down!
You can't do it! You're dirty!
You can do it!
Calm down!
You can do it!
Calm down!
[Hint 1]
[Hint 2]
You can't! It's too small!
[Hint 3]
[Hint 4]
[Hint 5]
[Hint 6]
[Hint 7]
[Hint 8]
[Hint 9]
[Hint 10]
You know...
You know, gently...
[Hint 11]
From the bottom.
[Hint 12]
Oh!
Success!
3, 2, 1...
Fail!
Ito-san, you were amazing in the end!
She's crying!
Ito-san!
You were amazing!
Amazing!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
You were able to do it last time, right?
Ah, I see.
Ito-san, you were able to do it last time and this time as well.
I was injured and...
You got a balloon stuck in your eye and you're crying. Amazing!
You did well!
This time, Ito-san's growth...
Ito-san!
You were amazing!
In the end, Ito-san, please say a gag related to gum.
To commemorate!
Okay, let's end it like that.
Let's do that.
Thank you!
I'm sorry, but I can't show it.
I can't show it.
You can show it.
Wait.
Hold it.
I can't show it to the camera.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for turning my back on you.
I like Parmesan cheese the most.
What was it again?
Parmesan cheese!
Oh, that's Parmesan cheese.
That's from last time.
Last time.
Seitaku.
Let's continue with the new work.
It's still Parmesan cheese!
That's a wrap!
Thank you!
We have another next time!