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It's a miracle that we're living together
We can cry, we can be betrayed, we can't breathe, it's too bright
But we don't have to wait for once
Life goes by in a blink of an eye
Life was born on this planet
400 million years of history
Angels ride on spaceships and cry once in a while
Born in love and in the ring, my heart beats faster and syncs
Dying in love and in the ring, I'll keep running until I burn out
That's my mission!
I can't stop this overflowing hope!
Dying in love and in the ring, I'll keep running until I burn out
That's my destiny!
That's my mission!
That's my life!
I want to say "thank you" to my destiny right now!
It's a miracle that we're living together in this moment!
[Idol Club]
Idol Club!
Now, let's start the show.
Thank you for having us.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
And, Fuji TV daily news.
Every Thursday night at 1:45 PM.
On Fuji TV Karano as well.
We hope you enjoy it.
This is "Idol Club"!
There is a strange person here.
What's up?
I'm an ex-idol.
Oh, you're an ex-idol.
You'd better quit.
Well, it's a punishment game.
Now, let's start.
As we always do, we'll do our best.
Here is the theme of this show.
"Women's Serious Match - P.K. Fights"!
We've been doing P.K. Fights since last time.
We've had three matches of P.K. Fights between 1st and 4th graders.
And this is the result of last time.
1st and 4th graders get one win each.
Good luck, 3rd and 4th graders!
We've had a lot of battle games.
But you're the most interesting one.
No, no, no.
But I think we should all dress like this in the future.
Sakuma-san just said, "I've found you!"
No, no, no!
Please, just this one time!
Alright!
P.K. Fights is about to start.
Is it 4th graders?
3rd graders.
3rd graders. 2nd and 3rd graders against 3rd graders.
Oh, it's 1st and 4th graders against 1st and 3rd graders.
Yes!
Please come out!
Welcome!
Alright!
1st and 4th graders.
4th and 4th graders?
Who will go first?
4th and 4th graders.
Me!
Alright! Tomoka-san!
Me!
Tomoka-san!
Yes!
I won, so I'll do my best!
Alright!
Next, will 4th and 5th graders go first?
This is...
Yes!
It's Taitsu!
Huh?
Kai!
It's like you're wearing your own clothes!
It's super tight!
No, no, no!
It's not weird!
It's tight, it's tight!
It's pretty tight, too!
Alright, let's get started!
Alright!
First, 1st and 5th graders will go first.
You can do it, Ton-chan!
I'm nervous!
Ton-chan looks strong!
Ton-chan looks tough!
That's right!
Kai's brother is already doing it, so...
I'll do it differently.
Yeah!
I'll stop you!
Taitsu's brother is Kai's brother.
Taitsu's older brother is Kai's older brother.
Kai's older brother is Kai's older brother.
I see!
Alright!
Let's get started!
Wow, you're so cool!
Ojibo-san, your arms and legs are so cool!
You're so big!
It's like you're Shizumaru!
Alright!
Let's get started!
Alright!
Let's get started!
1st and 5th graders will go first!
You can do it, Ton-chan!
You can do it!
Wow!
Awesome!
Ojima-san, you're doing a lot of things!
Ojima-san, let's go!
Keep your head up!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Wow!
You're optimistic, aren't you?
Good luck!
So, our first contestant is...
Now, next person...
Hey, guy!
I wanna see your actress's acting, so try your best!
We did it!
Don't say unnecessary things, you weirdo!
Can you say "weirdo" in one word?
Now, Ojima-san!
Please do your punishment game!
Makanda-san, yes!
What?
Makanda-san, yes!
What?
Makanda-san, yes!
Makanda-handa!
I got it!
Let's see how Makanda-handa will do!
Let's go!
Go for it!
Fourth and first!
Go for it, Pon-chan!
I'm gonna do it!
That was too much!
I'm scared!
I love you!
Wait a minute!
If it's only this, I'd like to do it too!
Wow!
That's really wet!
Really?!
I love you!
I'm so happy!
This is artificial blue juice, right?
That's crazy!
It's like a machine!
An artificial blue juice made with a Ojima machine!
What do we do?!
Now, first and second!
Who will go first?
Go for it!
Eta-san!
Go for it!
Here it comes!
Do your best!
I'm scared of the bullets.
But it seems like you can kick it, right?
Ruri-san could kick it too.
Yeah.
Why are you looking up like that?
I didn't think you could kick it.
Even though it's slim like this.
Ah, I see.
That's how it is.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Show us what you've got.
Got it!
Let's do it!
First and second!
Yes!
She's a dodgeball player.
She's good at both.
She doesn't look nervous.
She's good.
She's good at dodgeball.
She's good at it.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared.
She said she wants to be a big red ball player.
I'd like to be one of them.
She's a big fan of you.
It's so embarrassing.
I'd like you to be one of them.
Got it!
If you get it right, you get a point.
Really?
Let's do it!
Fourth and second!
She got it!
You're cute!
You were just standing there.
I was holding it.
It was good that you kicked it.
It was close.
By the way, Nomoto really wanted you to be a brother.
She said she wanted you to be a brother.
What?
Isn't it good?
It's rude.
Third!
I'll do it.
She's good at it.
I'll do it.
It's a unique hairstyle.
It's a trend.
It's a trend?
So you're going to do it?
What are you talking about?
I'll do it.
Trend stopper?
Stop it.
I'll do it.
What are you laughing about?
I'll do it.
Stop it.
It's okay.
Where are you going?
Anyway, be careful around here.
Let's do it.
Third and first!
Wait... move a little.
I knew it! I knew it!
No!
Wow, amazing!
Serato-san, I'm looking forward to it.
Okay, Kuroto-san, come here.
I wanted to do it a little.
You wanted to do it?
No, no, no, no!
Why do you like it so much?
Enjoy it, okay?
Hey! Hey! Wait!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, hey!
It's new!
It's fashionable!
Hey, you, asshole!
It's called "ash"!
Ash!
It's fashionable!
It's new!
She ran away! She ran away!
She really looked fashionable.
She ran away!
Kate-san, is it fashionable?
That's right!
Wait, wait!
That's good!
Cute!
Now!
I said it's stylish! I'll remember it later!
What is it?
By the way, the position of the penalty game has been changed!
What?!
That's cute!
Now, who will do the penalty game?
Ah, Kurano will do it!
Yes!
I'll remember it!
That bastard!
He's already remembered it, hasn't he?
Now, Kurano!
Let's do it properly!
Why did you attack me?!
It's not about the penalty game!
You can sing!
That's necessary.
Now, let's go!
Fourth and third!
You did it!
She did it!
She did it with ease.
Don't you think she'll come up?
Is it me?
Her makeup has changed.
It changed.
It changed from before.
It's so cool.
It's changed from before.
No!
It's from before.
Your face...
Your face is crazy!
My nose is running!
Your lower jaw is crazy.
I don't like it!
And with that, Yazawa-san has been eliminated.
The first place...
The first place wins!
The fourth place wins!
Now, the fourth place is...
I don't know.
Right now...
I think it's because of the score.
Nagano-san, please connect it.
Yes, please connect it.
Rei, you do it.
I don't think I can do it anymore.
I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm sorry.
It wasn't like this in the beginning.
But I think I can do it now.
Niranjuku Curry is Nidanru!
You can do it, you can do it.
Kokuto Kaori is Nidanru!
You can do it, you can do it.
Nidanru...
This is weird.
This is what you do when you laugh.
No, it's not funny.
Thank you!
You did a great job!
Now, the score is the same.
It's the same, so it's a tie.
It's a tie.
Now, it's important.
Who will be the winner?
Oh, it's back.
It's ugly.
Stop saying it's ugly!
From Morifuro to Namek.
No, it's not Jurek!
It's Jurek!
Shurek!
It's worse than damex!
Who's going?
What should we do?
Shurek!
Calm down!
What should we do?
I'm weak, too.
Okay!
What should we do?
Who?
Ojima, go!
Ojima is being kicked out.
You don't want to do it, do you?
Ojima!
Go for it, Ruri!
Go for it!
It's weird.
What should we do?
It's scary!
Is it okay?
Who are you aiming at?
I don't know.
Let's go!
Go for it!
Red Tights! Red Tights! Red Tights!
First, you take off your red Tights, put a balloon in it, and then you put on your red Tights!
Tachibana-san, you're going to lose this!
This is weird.
And then you put in the balloon.
You put in the balloon.
This time it's red!
Yes, it's a red balloon.
Isn't it weird that it's red?
Make sure it doesn't go in.
Is this necessary?
Huh?
Is it necessary?
This is crazy!
It's necessary!
This is crazy!
And...
This is crazy!
This is cool!
Wow!
It's real! Real!
It's going to burst!
That's crazy!
Wow!
Tachibana-san, you should definitely try it.
Fujiko-chan...
This is not enough!
This is enough!
- How about Ojima-san? - I can see her bottom.
- Wait, wait, behind you.
- OK. - OK!
- OK!
- I wanted to sing!
- OK! - OK!
- Can you strike me a sexy pose?
(Laughter)
- Isn't it weird?
- That's weird. - Nice!
- OK, that's a wrap!
- OK, change! Change! Change!
- Yokoyama-san has been dancing a lot lately. - Yokoyama-san is dancing really hard lately.
- Maybe.
- What are you going to do?
- Well, I am going to imitate others. - You are going to imitate others.
- Well, are you ready? - Let's go.
- It's sudden. - It's heavy.
- And blue juice. - It's my first time.
- It's your first time, isn't it? - No way!
- It's interesting. - It's my first time to imitate others.
- It's your first time, isn't it? - No way!
- It's my first time, isn't it? - No way!
I'm sorry.
But...
Yellow...
Stop it.
Wait, wait.
People who are watching TV will think you have a bad image.
No, no, no.
Are you okay?
Okay, so...
It's my first time.
You got one, so you get one more.
Okay, let's do it until you get it.
Okay, first-year students, where are you going?
I'm going!
Okay, first-year students...
Don't say it!
First-year students are here.
Okay, first-year students...
First-year students...
Where are you going?
You can do it!
I'm going!
You can do it!
Don't say it!
She has something weird on her nose.
Don't say it!
I just washed my face, so I can't help it.
You can't do it.
You have to do it all day today.
No, no, no.
Okay!
You can do it!
The match will be decided now.
You can do it!
Don't say it!
You have no injuries today.
That's right.
I'm going to revenge for Ojima.
No!
And increase the number of red-tights.
It's only the second or third time.
Okay!
Let's go!
That's right.
I'll say it.
I'll say it over there.
That...
That's slippery!
I want to see it!
Okay, let's go!
You can do it!
Doroka-san...
You can do it!
Sudden attack!
Don't say it!
Just as we planned!
Now then, please come to the center.
What are you doing?
What? What?
Which one do you want?
This is the last one.
Oda Nobunaga.
Perry.
Oda Nobunaga.
They're all...
I don't know.
I never heard of them.
I've never heard of them.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're saying.
Go ahead and think about it.
Well, Perry.
Perry.
Now, let's have Ito-san do it.
I'm really scared!
Perry's impersonation.
Where is the black ship?!
Ah, you're looking for the black ship?!
Lost! Lost!
Go home! Go home!
It's gone!
Yes, thank you!
Lost!
Wow!
You don't have that kind of voice now, do you?
I've done it!
No, I don't have that kind of face.
You're in the middle.
But you're the fastest.
Isn't it because of that?
How is it?
You don't have that kind of cheer, do you?
I won't use it for my detergent photo.
It's pink!
Pink!
It's cute, but I don't like it.
I'm a little happy.
Now...
Wow!
Are you serious?
That's it!
Is there something on your nose?
That's it!
Is there something on your nose?
The green flower point is fashionable, isn't it?
It's fashionable!
That's Mr. Ojima's drool.
It's fashionable!
It's cute!
It's embarrassing!
It's good! It's good!
Don't touch me!
It's good!
Don't touch me!
I'm really jealous of you!
Now, an announcement!
"FUJIFILM NEXT" will be aired from May 27th to July 10th, 2011.
Please watch it!
Yes, that's it.
Is it a sudden death again?
Yes, it is.
Who will go?
Mapple?
You just want to go to Akataizu, don't you?
I'm a little jealous of you!
The fourth place is...
Manade!
She's here!
Please watch it!
That's crazy!
It's an idol show!
It's getting wet!
I think we can do this again for another show...
No way!
Sakuma-san looks like she saw it.
This character will appear in another show!
Why does the staff like red tights so much?
Let's continue!
Go for it, Mai-chan!
Michael will kick...
Koumoto-san, you haven't tried red tights yet, right?
No, I haven't.
She's stopping you!
She's stopping you.
That's pretty nice of you.
I know, right?
I'm getting nervous...
What should I do?
Do your best kazoo dance.
Kazoo dance like this?
That's...
That's human dance!
That's too bad!
That's human dance!
What? Kazoo dance?
It's too bad, but...
Let's continue.
Third one!
Go for it, Mai-chan!
Five!
I'm so nervous!
She lost to pressure.
Okay, answer!
Now, this is four-dimensional!
We have no choice but to protect it.
Go for it!
Koumoto-san, if you kick it...
Go for it!
It's four-dimensional.
Really?
Go for it!
Diagonally?
This is really difficult.
This is bad.
I think I can dodge both balls.
Even if you kick it straight, I think you can dodge it.
I can't dodge it!
Let's not lose!
I'm not that bad!
Really?
Perry, Perry!
Now!
Perry! Perry! Perry!
Perry?
Perry, can you do it?
Go for it, Perry!
There's also Michael's last kick.
I think it's good!
Let's continue!
Go for it!
Third one!
Second one!
Third one!
Go for it!
You can't do it now, can you?!
Anyway, the four of you won!
Since it's like that, let's do a red-taichi impersonation of someone else.
Oh, a red-taishi?
Let's start with the red-taishi.
How about this?
You don't have your feet in it!
Your feet are a little wobbly!
Why?!
Grandma was standing up and doing a red-taishi impersonation.
Grandma?!
Hey!
I'll do a green-taishi!
Green?
Can you do it?
Green!
Wow!
Green-taishi!
Go ahead!
I've already done a green-taishi, so...
Maybe Ota Nobunaga?
Maima-san, put on your hat!
Put on my hat?
Put on your hat!
Oh, right!
And...
Put on my hair!
Doesn't it look bad on me?
Red!
Red-taishi!
Yes!
It's a red-taishi!
Ota Nobunaga!
Red-taishi!
Please do it!
It's too fast!
Use that camera over there.
Okay!
I'm trying it out!
Let's go!
I'm Nobunaga Oda.
You can't say "Good evening, I'm Shinshi Mori."
You can't say that!
But it's amazing!
Okay, so...
What are you happy about?
It's amazing!
We'll do the next single with this.
Let's do it!
Okay, so the fourth generation won.
Yay! We won!
Okay, next up is the third generation against the second generation!
Okay, come here!
Okay, second generation!
Anyone here?
It's not over yet, is it?
I can't do it well. Can you do it?
Go for it!
Okay, third generation!
Let's start with the kick of the third generation.
Ai-chan, you can do it!
I'm good at punishment games, you know.
Shut up!
Ai-chan and I work in the same agency.
But you're always so nice to me.
You're breaking it!
And you're wearing gloves.
It's amazing that you're holding it tight.
You're good!
Which one?
You're pretty good at it.
Hakena would be good, right?
But Kikuchi-san's kazoo dance looks cold.
Okay, let's start!
Go for it!
The first kick of the third generation!
Goal!
Yeah!
You got it, right?
You got it in the goal, right?
Okay, Aoziru.
Aoziru-san.
Aoziru-san is amazing.
But for Kikuchi-san...
Aoziru-san!
I'm scared. Here it comes!
What is it?
Oh, that's right.
Let's praise the winner.
Go for it!
Make it pretty! Make it pretty!
This side is fine! This side is fine!
No, it's not like that. Stop it!
No, stop it!
Yes, so first, 4th place got 1 point.
3rd place got 1 point.
Go for it! Go for it!
Which one? Which one? Which one?
Which one? Which one?
Go for it!
As I thought...
Which one do you want to do?
Ijinno...
It's Ijinno Monogatari, isn't it?
You've done it before, haven't you?
Let's go home.
First of Sunday!
Go for it! Go for it!
The kick itself was really good.
Mom did a great job!
Yes!
Great!
So, the 3rd graders got 1 point.
Who will go next?
Hii-chan?
Hii-chan, you have to go!
You have to go!
Let's kick her!
So, the 3rd graders are...
Kaede!
Kaede is wearing gloves because of COVID-19.
I don't need it!
Can you lower your head?
Where is it?
You had a collision with a glass and your head hurts.
My head hurts?
You had a collision with a glass...
What is it?
You had a collision with something, didn't you?
Yes!
So, you don't need your head.
It's a "ga"!
I thought it was a "ga".
Was it bright?
She said it.
So, Kaede...
Hii-chan, you have to go!
I want to go in that bucket over there.
You want to go first, don't you?
Yes!
You want to go first, don't you?
Kaede-chan, you can do it!
Go for it!
You want to see Miyake-san's wind dance, don't you?
Yes!
Go for it!
It's cold!
Go for it!
Wait!
Kaede-chan, wait!
Go for it!
You can go in that bucket over there.
So, if Hii-chan goes in that bucket over there...
Kaede will go in that bucket over there.
I think Kaede-chan needs to be supported by the students.
Yes!
Miyake-san, you're being biased!
Kaede-chan, you can do it!
I'm sorry, but you have to do it!
You can do it, Kaede-chan!
Kaede-chan, you can do it!
You can do it!
Go for it!
Even if you're an expert, you can't do an away like this.
It's too away!
The whole audience is saying it's too away.
It's in!
Go, go, go!
It's in!
Miyake-san is wearing Kai's bra!
Miyake-san is wearing Kai's bra, everyone!
That Miyake-san...
Miyake-san, don't forget to smile!
Why are you wearing Kai's bra so casually?!
Now!
Miyake-san!
Yes!
How is it? Which one do you want to do?
With Hatena...
Hatena, that's right.
I'd like to see various combinations with Hatena.
That's right.
I want you to do all of them.
Miyake-san...
I don't want you to return the bet properly.
Ah, look!
Do your best!
I thought she wouldn't know Kaede-chan's kazoo dance.
Now!
Let's see it!
Ah, I'm nervous!
Kaede-chan, do your best!
Do your best!
Go!
Kaede-chan, was it delicious?!
It was delicious!
Kaede-chan, it's your second time, right?
You like it, don't you, Kaede-chan?
It's delicious!
What is this?
Do your best!
It's in my eye!
It's not in your eye!
What?
I'm doing my best!
She told me about her enthusiasm.
Next!
Is it the third one?
Is it the second one?
Yes, it's the second one.
Is it a change?
Is it the third one?
Yes, it's the third one.
Who will go?
Yappa?
Go for it!
The third one is...
It's here!
It's here! The red weird thing!
What is it?
I don't think there's anything more than this.
If it's more than this, you can put a balloon in your butt.
No!
Go for it, Takashi!
If you can choose one of the three, you win.
Takashi, you have to stop this.
I'll stop it!
Let's go!
The third one of the three rules!
Go for it! Go for it!
Now, the difference has come!
She's in a state of "what more can I do?"
I hope that balloon doesn't pop!
I hope it doesn't pop!
It's okay!
If you're as cool as Kawashima, you can definitely stop it!
What should I do?
It's okay! It's okay!
Katare, do you have something in mind?
I don't know...
Why?
You understand, don't you?!
You all understand, don't you?!
If you don't stop this balloon, you'll lose!
You can do it! You can do it!
Stop it!
Sakacchi, you can do it!
That's right, she's in a state of "what more can I do?"
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it, Sakacchi!
You can do it!
You did it!
That's terrible!
Now...
Huh?
But you're good at that kind of thing, aren't you?
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
Don't do it! Don't do it!
I've seen you impersonate Saigo Takamori before, you know?
Then, please impersonate Saigo-san for the camera.
I... I... I want to eat... I want to eat... omusubi...
And...
Stop it!
I... I... I've seen you impersonate him before!
No, no!
I've seen you impersonate him before!
You're right! You look like him!
No, I don't!
I... I can't do that!
I don't run around like that!
Saigo-san is...
No, no, no!
You're terrible!
No, no!
Are you serious?!
Oh, no!
You're terrible!
What's with you?!
Why is this... Why is this happening?!
Huh? Huh?
She saw you impersonate Saigo-san!
You're terrible!
Oh, no!
Now!
It's a tie!
Now!
Yes!
Who's in third place?
Then...
I am!
In second place is...
Nara! Nara!
Nara!
Go, Nara!
Go, go!
It's a battle of losers!
A battle of losers!
Hey!
Today, I'm going to beat you!
You're definitely going to lose!
Shut up!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
In the past, it was a representative battle of idols.
But now, no one's coming in.
Thank you very much!
We've been working really hard!
Those two are now...
It's a tie!
Now...
It's nostalgic.
It suits you.
Don't say "nostalgic"!
It's the one you don't want people to say!
In the past, it was really...
It's now!
I remember that time.
It's now!
It was before "Time of Death"!
That's right!
You did it!
Now!
Let's go!
Okawa-san's first shot!
Go! Go! Go! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Isn't this a cut?
Isn't this a cut candidate?
Eh? Is this a cut?
Poor thing! She hasn't done anything yet!
Let's decide! Let's decide!
Let's decide! Let's decide! Let's decide!
If you do it perfectly and aim for a big penalty, this will be good.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what you say!
That's why!
Ai-chan, your tension is decreasing a little!
Okay, okay! Shut up! Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
I'll hit you!
Shut up!
Asahi-san, please!
You're not anymore of your past!
Don't hit me!
[Screams and applause]
You're wrong!
What are you avoiding?
I was avoiding it!
You're the only one who wrote it!
Now, ready...
[Screams and applause]
Blow a balloon and break it.
Now, which one do you hate the most?
Balloon?
No, this one.
Blow it and break it.
Wow, I hate this the most.
This is funny!
It's funny, isn't it?
Everyone is watching, but it's not good.
Bite it!
Bite it with all your might!
It's scary, isn't it?
Bite it!
It's not scary!
Bite it!
It's scary!
Bite it!
[Screams and applause]
It hurts!
It's scary!
It's a little cute.
Why did you become sexy?
It hurts so much!
It hurts, doesn't it?
It hurts, but it's the best!
So...
Second generation wins!
I'm happy!
Now, fourth generation versus third generation!
It's a young team.
It's a fresh competition.
Now, first of all...
Who will go first?
Should I say it?
I'll go!
It's a business call.
We're out of tape, so let's speed it up!
I didn't think we'd run out of tape!
Even if you work hard, you won't get any.
It's a holiday today, so I don't think we'll have any replacement tape.
Now, since we don't have much time...
First of all...
Let's do it!
We have to do it!
Let's start with Nagano's impersonation!
Now, let's go!
Do it! Do it!
Can we do it one more time?
One more time?
No, no, no.
Calm down, everyone. Calm down.
It's okay. Calm down.
Calm down.
Let's calm down.
Hey, everyone.
To calm you down, Nagara-san will do it.
No, no, no.
Don't do it.
It's a waste of time.
Sanji.
Kenji.
Yes, I'll do it.
Yes, Sujima-san.
Yes, I'll do it.
Yes!
Here I go.
Wait, wait.
Can I throw it away?
No, no.
You have 15 minutes left.
15 minutes.
I can do it. I can do it.
So...
So you have 5 minutes left.
No, no, no.
I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it.
Tashikawa-san's first throw.
I can do it. I can do it.
Yay!
It's a waste of time, right?
It's a waste of time.
You've decided it here and there.
The tempo is...
But it's coming down to the quality of the show.
It's bad.
Do your best!
Push it. Push it and throw it.
I'll do it.
You did it!
It was...
No!
It was heavy.
Now, the third one!
Sorry!
You've decided it here and there!
Yay!
Do your best!
It's a waste of time!
Kojima-san, you don't have anything to throw away anymore, do you?
I've done everything.
I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
That's cool!
Now, let's go, Oka-san.
Go for it!
Ah, I'll hurry up! I'll hurry up!
Now...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Can you do it, Ashima?
Do your best, Ichika-chan!
Hmm...
It's like...
It looks like it's going to slip.
It looks like it's going to slip?
No!
I want to be shown!
If you win this, you win!
I want to be shown!
I'm sorry!
You can do it!
Um... for now...
Yonki is winning second place now, so...
If you win this...
Yonki is winning first place!
Wow!
Seriously?!
If you win this, you win first place!
No, no, no! I'll stop it!
If you stop this...
I'll definitely stop it!
...this one-sided battle...
That's right!
...will be dangerous!
Please do it!
Yes! Do your best!
Okawa-san!
If you stop it at a time like this, you're a star!
Yes! I'll stop it!
Look at me, everyone!
If you don't stop it at a time like this, you're a shitty woman!
Look at me, really!
Stop it!
Now, let's begin!
Will Okawa-san be able to stop it?!
This is it!
Yonki-san!
Hey! Don't screw up!
You still have work to do.
You still have "kazudance" to do.
Kazudance?
I can do it.
Kazudance...
You don't know what kazudance is?
Then you should do the kazudance you think you know.
What?!
I'll do my best!
So...
What is it, Yurippe?
So first, you shoot...
You decide on the shot...
You score a goal...
And then you do the kazudance.
You decide on the shot...
Should I do it?
Sure!
But you can't stop me!
You can't decide on the number!
You score a goal...
And then you do the kazudance.
Can you face that camera?
Yes!
Let's do it!
What is it?!
Ms. Okawa, please!
Ah!
What?!
Ms. Okawa!
You can't stop me!
Ms. Okawa, I can't handle this!
One more time! One more time!
One more time!
Ms. Okawa, we're counting on you!
Yes!
Do your best!
Kazudance!
This is a lot of pressure.
This is...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Woohoo!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's do the kazudance!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
This is the kazudance!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's do the kazudance!
Is it over?
Yes!
Thank you very much!
It's the first time I've seen that kind of dance.
It's a cute dance.
It's scary.
How was it, Mrs. Okawa?
It was scary, wasn't it?
Even the last goal was a bit...
Yes, it was a bit out of place.
Yes, it was.
But in the end, it was a cute dance, wasn't it?
It was like that, but...
How was it?
Now that you mention it, you're trying to squeeze out your tears, aren't you?
You...
It's not like that!
If you cry because of your experience, you'll cry again and again.
It's not like that!
It's really not like that!
It's not like that!
Our show isn't that good.
It's not like that!
It's hard to understand, isn't it?
Nagano-san, please show us.
I'm looking forward to it!
Here I go!
Oh, oh, oh, and then...
And then...
You said it yourself!
Don't say it!
You said it yourself!
And then...
You said it yourself!
What a waste of tape!
Yeah, it's a waste of tape.
Why am I like this?
I'm scared of this show!
You're the one who's scared of us!
Okay!
And now...
Director Kaede!
Your final words!
When did you become a director?
Director Kaede!
Chairman!
Should I speak in English?
Chairman!
You can't speak English, right?
To all the soccer fans watching this...
Please say something in English!
A message!
You...
I'm...
English?
No, no, no, no, no!
Yes!
And...
Goodbye!
Okay!
I can't speak English!