AISubs v3.5
Ah, your skin is too beautiful
I knew you had thorns
But it's too late
You're stupid, you're stupid
Fanfare, fanfare, fanfare
Don't stare at me anymore
Right away, right away, right away
I can hear my heartbeat
Na na na Queen B
I love you so much
No no no no no baby
I love you
At this rate, I'll get used to it
Chariot's out of hand
I will jump, I will jump, I will jump
Close your eyes, hold your breath
Put on the dress from two years ago
It's painful, it's painful
I can't help it
Fanfare, fanfare, fanfare
Don't stare at me anymore
Right away, right away, right away
I can hear my heartbeat
No, no, no, sweet baby, are you crazy?
Sweet honey that seems like it'll melt
Chagia Salahe
[Idol Music Video Special Program]
Idol Music Video Special Program!
Hello, we are Idol Music Video Special Program.
I'm TV announcer Isara Kotogai.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
Idol Music Video Special Program is broadcasted on Fuji TV and other TV channels.
We are very happy about it!
We are going to send you this program with a small number of people.
Let's enjoy it!
Fuji TV?!
And...?!
Fuji TV and...?!
BATTERIES!
Really?!
Yes, so...
Master-san has left the studio.
Who is waiting for us?
It's time for the main segment of Idol Club!
Welcome!
Since we don't have an MC, I, Morimoto, and this girl, Somai, will be your host.
Yes, thank you for having me!
Hi!
I felt like you came in all of a sudden.
Hi!
You're cute.
It's been a while!
You don't have a pose, do you?
It's been a while since I've been an idol!
Hey, Yokoyama!
You!
It takes you...
over an hour to take a blog picture!
It's been a while!
It's been three years.
Fonchi!
You kicked your manager recently!
I didn't!
What is that information?!
I saw it, too.
When was it?
There was some witness information.
When was it?!
You're not used to it, are you?
What?! When was it?!
Hey, Kikuchi!
What is it?
You!
You don't have anything in particular!
That's embarrassing!
Can you stop giving Hosogai all kinds of instructions all of a sudden?
I think those of you who are watching this video know this, but Hosogai says my acting is pretty nasty and cute.
No, it's not like that!
I did it once during rehearsal, and I was pretty faithful during rehearsal.
But in real life, I was acting like a cute little girl.
I think I'm a little drunk.
So you're saying that Hosogai is acting like that because of Masuno-san's instructions?
Yes, that's right.
I see.
We'll continue like this.
According to the instructions from the sub- members, the idol group will move.
Who is the vocalist?
The four idol group members will be controlled by Masuno-san's instructions.
It's a corner where we'll guess who it is.
The first four members are...
Endo-san, Yokoyama-san, Kikuchi-san, and Todoka- san.
Welcome back!
It's unfortunate, but only one of you is connected to the vocalism.
The other three members will think, speak, and move by themselves.
The other three members will have to do it by themselves.
Yes!
Are you ready, everyone?
Now, let's start with the first question.
Who do you respect?
Write down who you respect.
"Iwatani tenho" is...
"Iwa" is kanji for "rock".
"Iwasaki" is "rock".
"Iwa" and "kani" are "crab".
"Tenho" is kanji for...
Ah, it's katakana for "te-n-ho-de-no-basu-no-ho".
"Tenho".
"Iwatani tenho".
It's not written there.
It's not written there!
Now, Endo-san, open!
Yes!
Motomiya Hiroshi-sensei.
The person you respect.
"My Sky".
"Sarakin" and "My Sky".
Famous work.
Now, Yokoyama-san.
Iwatani Tenho.
She left many famous works.
She left many wonderful works.
I respect her.
Now, Kizuchi-san.
Mushu Kamaetsu.
What about him?
Even though he is over 70 years old,
he is a very good person.
We have the same type B.
So, I don't think there is anyone who is bad with type B.
There are many others who are bad with type B.
Type B.
We have the same type B.
Do you know him?
I know him quite well.
Quite well.
I see.
It's not like we don't know him.
We don't know him.
Tonoka-san.
Kanda Masaki.
What about him?
Kanda Masaki.
What about him?
Kanda Masaki.
I see.
I don't know him!
Now,
the second question.
Tomikiri no...
What is it?
Is it enough?
It's enough.
The second question.
Please say Tomikiri no...
towards the camera.
Endo-san will go first.
Please.
Here I go.
No matter what you say, it's crystal.
As a speed questioner, it's Tanaka Yasuo-sensei.
Oh, I see.
Tanaka Yasue-sensei?
Yasuo-sensei.
Next up is Yokoyama-san.
Hey, please...
Be my girlfriend...
Please...
Please make me mad.
Pass by.
I'm sorry!
But sometimes it happens.
Sometimes it happens.
Sometimes it doesn't.
Sometimes it does.
Now, Kikuchi-san.
Please give us a short comment.
Yes.
Hey, where are you looking at?
No, I can't.
No, no.
You can't.
Can you say that you can't?
You can't.
If you say so, I can't.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, now, Tonouka and Vicky give us a short comment.
I'll call you top of the draft.
Don't you?
What's wrong?
And you're not even in the first place, you're in the top place.
Who is Bakarizumu? Write your answers in the comments!
There's no meaning to it.
What is it?
It's coming! It's coming from Matsuno-san.
It's coming a lot.
Matsuno-san is always quiet.
Is she?
But she's still in first place.
Yeah, she's still in first place.
It's coming a lot.
I'm glad.
You're all lost.
Is there no solution?
Time's up!
Everyone, show us your answers!
bareta
tonchan
maipuru
lurika
You're all lost.
Who is Bakarizumu?
It's coming!
Wait a minute!
Didn't you say "do it like this" to Masuno-san's instructions once?
Didn't you say anything wrong?
No, I did it as you said.
Did you say "do it like this"?
I don't know.
Did you say it?
I don't know.
Masuno-san?
Yes?
What did you do?
If I explain it properly...
Come on, do it already!
I told you to roll down from the chair.
Then you said "roll down" to me.
Roll down, roll down
No, no! That's instructions! Instructions! Instructions!
Then you said "instructions! Instructions! Instructions!"
You said it all!
So that's how it was.
Do it like this, do it like this
Yurika-san said "do it like this, do it like this"
I didn't know what you said.
If you think back and forth, you'll know.
I was desperate to say it.
I see.
Why?
You were good, except for Kikuchi-san.
Because no one wrote it.
It was embarrassing.
You three were amazing.
You three were different.
So cute!
Let's move on to the second question!
The second question is for Morita-san, Hashimoto- san, Asahi-san and Roka-san!
I'm a little worried.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous too.
But only one of us is talking.
We have two speakers.
Is it OK for me to sit down?
Yes.
OK, the first question.
What is your favorite...
(Laughter)
Is it OK?
What is your favorite sentence?
Please shout out your favorite sentence as loud as you can.
Let's start with Su-chan.
Wait, wait!
Your favorite sentence.
Yes.
She doesn't speak much.
Now let's ask Kairi about her favorite sentence.
Ta-dah!
(Laughter)
That's so mean!
Asahi-san.
"Petro de Pleno"!
Don't say things like that!
Then, mother, please.
White eye, white eye, white eye, look at me, white eye, look at me!
Who is it?!
Yes, thank you.
Ay-chan!
The second question is...
What is your free will name?
Write it on the clip, it's "free will name".
Do you know what "free will name" is, Kaede-chan?
Yes!
- Yes! - Are you okay?
- Yes, that's all I can do. - Asahi-san, hang in there!
- She's been doing this for a long time. - Aichan!
- It's not good. - Stop it!
- Shimizu-chan, you're just going to keep doing that? - Aichan, you've changed a bit.
- And then she's gone. - She's glancing at the camera.
- Aichan!
- Okay, let's start with Su-chan! - Yes! - What's your free will name?
- "Hito-u-mono, Itto-u-moezu" - You've become "ni - to-u", haven't you?
- Okay, Kaede-chan! - "Narau-na, Nare-ro"
- Oh, it's feminine! - It's a good word. - It's a good word, isn't it?
- "Narau-na, Nare-ro" - She's cute! - She's cute! - She's doing her best! - That's right!
- Okay, Asahi-san! - She's turning around.
- For now, let's look up. - She looks stupid.
- For now, let's make her look stupid.
- She's pushed back. - She's pushed back.
- Okay, Oka-san. - Make it violent.
- White eyes! White eyes! White eyes!
- Okay, everyone, raise your hands! Who do you think is stupid?
- Okay, Kasuga-san, Kasuga-san, Kasuga-san, Kasuga-san...
- What's your favorite Japanese word?
- Stop it. Stop it already.
- Okay, have you decided yet? - Let's decide together.
- Let's decide together.
- Open!
- Oh, it's Ai-chan for everyone.
- Ai-chan, Ai-chan, Ai-chan, Ai-chan!
- Okay, who do you think is stupid?
- Who do you think is stupid?
Kasuga-san! Kasuga-san!
Kasuga-san!
Kasuga-san doesn't even think about it anymore.
Kasuga-san!
Kasuga-san doesn't even think about it anymore.
Wow, that's wonderful.
How did you like Okawa-san's manipulation just now?
Okawa-san was wonderful. At first, I was going to say "ouch" as Kasuga-san of Audrey.
I see.
When she said her favorite phrase, I was quite surprised.
I was going to say a different answer for the next question.
But she did it so well that I wanted to see it again.
So I requested it.
You requested it.
Yes.
How about the other three?
The other three?
The other three seemed like they were giving up.
Why? It's weird!
That's right!
It's weird!
Isn't it weird for you to say that?
Asahi-san, for now, look up.
I'm not going to look up!
For now...
I'm not going to look up if you do this!
I don't know what you're trying to say.
Can you cover it up for me? If you can cover it up for me...
If you can cover it up for me...
It was quite difficult.
It was Okawa-san!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
Next up is the third group.
Yazawa-san, Miyake-san, Kawamura-san, Monchi-san!
We're finally here.
How are the four of you doing?
Before you say anything...
There's an order coming, right?
It's easier to understand that, right?
I see.
Before you ask a question...
It's like "shakurete".
An order is coming now.
No, that's not it.
Let's move on to the first question.
If you were a man, who would you like to make your girlfriend?
Please write it in the clip.
Write "kikuchi" once and then "x"
I'm embarrassed. I'll be embarrassed later.
Then "morita".
I like you all!
And when you read it, say "suu-chan".
No "kikuchi" at all.
I'm not sure what to do now.
So, did you write it, Yazawa-san?
Can you hurry up and write it, Masuo-san?
Give up already!
Masuo-chan, hurry up and write it!
Did you write it?
So, Yazawa-san, open!
Which part is Kaede-chan?
Kaede-chan is...
How do I say it...
She's really pure.
There's something that pierces my heart.
She's only saying normal things.
Your face is terrible.
I can't help it.
Next, Kei-chan!
"suu-chan"!
Why did you write "kikuchi" and "masuo" at the same time?
It's "suu-chan", isn't it?
It's "suu-chan", after all.
She's honest and cute.
Did you think it was "kikuchi-san" for a moment?
Don't worry about it.
There's a mosaic here, right?
I definitely remembered it.
So, it's not "hii-chan".
That's what I hope.
Then, Gamura-san, go ahead.
Who is it?
Who is it in the middle?
Who is it?
I don't know.
There are only 16 people.
Who is it?
There is only bread.
Who is it?
There is no one.
No one can choose.
That's right.
There is no woman who can walk with me.
Wait, wait.
I don't know.
There is no woman who can walk with me.
There is only woman who can walk with me.
No, it's fine.
Is it fine?
Yes.
Is it fine?
Yes.
Next is the second question.
Please imitate someone who is good at a big explosion.
Wow, this is hard.
Let's start with Yazawa-san.
Please imitate someone who is good at a big explosion.
This is hard.
Please do it.
Maybe Erica doesn't know about it.
That's right.
She wrote something.
What did she write?
Yazawa-san, please.
What will you do at the end?
And?
Let's see a little more.
I'm curious about the end.
One more.
And?
That's no good!
Well, for now...
For now, is it okay for you to say it was a manbou?
- Yes. - That you said it was a manbou? - Yes.
Yes.
- Then, Hii-chan, please imitate Okawa-san. - Please imitate Okawa-san.
- Hii-chan, will you do it? - Yes.
- Imitate Okawa-san. - Imitate Okawa-san.
- You like it, don't you? - You like it, don't you?
- It was quite similar, wasn't it? - Shin-chan, your tongue was broken just now.
- Now... - Wait a minute!
- Kamura-san... - Kamura-san...
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Kamura-san... - Don't say your own name, "Kamura", okay?
- Kamura-san... - Yes?
- Please imitate me.
- Ehh? - What's wrong, Shin-chan?
- Ah! - What's up with you?
- It comes out. - It comes out.
- Sorry but it comes out. - It comes out.
- Wait a minute, I am trying now! - It comes out.
- It comes out, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, it comes out.
- It comes out, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Go out, please.
- Don't worry about me - Don't worry about me
- Please proceed. - Please proceed.
- Wait, wait! - Wait, wait!
Why?
Wait!
One more time!
Wait!
I'm Kitty!
I love you so much!
I can't take it anymore!
Now, Honji-san!
Please imitate her!
I can't take it anymore!
Don't worry about it!
Please write your answer on the clip!
Is it over?
It's over, Hitcher!
It's really over!
Hitcher!
We'll deliver it to you, so don't miss it!
Please write your answer!
No, no, no.
It's not good if it's not you, right?
It's not good.
Then who will be the vocalist?
I can't do it!
It's my first time seeing Hii-chan like that!
Masuno-san!
Yes, yes!
I was a little scared, are you okay?
No, the last one was a complete ad-lib, Miyake- san!
I usually only tell you the answer of the first member, so the rest is complete ad-lib.
Please don't deceive me!
Yes, so the answer was Miyake-san!
Then, who was the vocalist in this segment?
Goodbye!
It was a little scary, right?
I was surprised!
But I thought it was Umeko at first, so it was hard.
But Umeko was normal, right?
On the contrary, it's scary!
What should I do?
On the contrary, it's scary, right?
I definitely want to deceive you!
What should I do?
But when I was lying down, I was like, "Ah, whatever."
Somehow my face collapsed and I gave up halfway.
I didn't think you'd jump at me and I was really scared.
That's how scary it was for you, right?
Yeah, it was my first time seeing it.
What did you think when you were told to imitate your mother?
I was like, "What should I do?"
It was really amazing, wasn't it?
But you were amazing too.
Really.
It was really scary.
How about you, Zutto Yattemoreiba?
I'll go with Chouho.
Well...
It was amazing, wasn't it?
It was really fun.
I was waiting for you, Miyake-san.
You were waiting for me?
Yeah. I wanted to mess you up.
You wanted to break me up?
You wanted to mess me up?
I was like, "He's here!"
I was like, "I see!"
It was good, wasn't it?
I didn't think you'd go that far.
You did a lot of what you wanted to do.
Is that so?
You did more than I thought you would.
You were really worried about me, weren't you?
No, I wasn't!
I thought you had something in you.
Yes!
You said you'd take it off if someone touched you.
It hurts!
That's not it!
I told Sam I'd do it.
It's just a segment.
It's okay.
It was good, wasn't it?
You were funny, too.
You were good, weren't you?
It was too much!
You were doing it so smoothly.
You said you'd take it off if someone touched you.
You're getting better at this, aren't you?
Yes, we are.
I don't know what we're getting better at.
Yazawa-san was terrible.
Manbo is terrible!
From now on, please take care of me and everyone else.
No, no, no!
Don't blame yourself!
You failed!
Let's do a follow-up.
No, I can't do that!
You can't?!
I'll get hurt!
Even up there...
The camera's on me, right?
I was scared I'd make a mistake.
You're scary!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
I didn't want to be in the same frame.
I'll do my best!
You're Yokoyama, you bastard!
No, I'm not!
I thought it was just one of your lines.
No, it's not!
Koro-ne, koro-ne, koroyase, koroyase, koroyase!
No, no!
It's a direction!
I didn't hear it!
There's no way!
I didn't hear it, but I knew it.
You knew it, didn't you?
I knew it.
I knew it meant something different.
I shouldn't have said it.
That's right, that's right.
It's tough.
Let's get used to it.
It's tough.
Motokai-san was completely cute and cute.
At first, you said it like a yankee.
I actually said it like that.
But when it started, you did this, right?
He betrayed me.
I didn't betray you!
You betrayed me!
You betrayed me, didn't you?
That much...
Everyone was guiding me.
I know. I've seen it before.
It's okay.
But when it started...
It's tough.
Are you a cute and cute girl?
When I was your senior...
There's still a lot of things I can protect.
But I don't have any.
Oga-san, you don't have any?
No, I don't! I don't, do you?
No, I don't!
Because there's no idol group either.
That's right! Kazuga-san's impersonation...