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It's a miracle that we're alive together
♪ As a message for this planet ♩
♪ It's been four billion years ♩
♪ Since the day when the geniuses ♩
♪ rode on their shoes ♩
♪ Yes, that's right! ♩
♪ Born in love and in a ring ♩
♪ Their pounding hearts make us sink ♩
♪ Lost in love and in a ring ♩
♪ Yes, that's right! ♩
♩ That's our mission ♩
I can't stop this overflowing hope
I want to know what love is in a ring
I want to hear it twice more than just one time
Is it a mission? Is it life?
Say girl, baby, I want to thank you for this moment
It's a miracle that we're living together in this galaxy
(G)I-DLE's first TV program, "Girls' Generation".
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
And you can watch "IDOLiNG" every Thursday at 7pm on Jiji TV and Karano.
Let me introduce "IDOLING"!
Good luck!
We'll see you later. Let's have some fun!
IDOLING
You're mean!
I'll do my best!
IDOLING
Well, it's been a while since we did "IDOLING", but what we're doing today is...
This!
You've been waiting for it, haven't you?
Yes! Today we'll be playing "ALT RECORDER"!
Today we'll be playing "DRIBBLE COMPETITION SOCCER GAME"!
Today, "DRIBBLE COMPETITION SOCCER GAME" will be played by "DRIBBLE COMPETITION SOCCER GAME"
The players will play against each other in teams of one to four, and each team will play against each other in two teams.
In this "DRIBBLE COMPETITION SOCCER GAME", we'll determine "IDOLING"'s strongest "DRIBBLE QUEEN"!
Yes, we'll do our best!
Today we'll be playing "SOCCER GAME", and we'll see how well you can kick the ball!
So, first-year students, do your best!
We'll do our best!
Huh? Why aren't you energetic? Are you going to play soccer from now on?
Why aren't you energetic? You're weird! What's wrong with you?
Ah! That's right!
Even if you just let them play "DRIBBLE", you can't make them energetic, can you?
That's right! You can't make them energetic!
There's no way such a loose corner can make them energetic!
We'll do our best!
Then what should we do?
What should we do, Masuno?!
He's asking himself!
That's right! They were "DO-EM"!
No, no, no!
I understand! Let's make it a "DRIBBLE RACE" suitable for you!
Then, everyone, please!
This music is...
Thank you!
Now, the familiar members.
Everyone, it's the familiar staff series.
In this corner, we have the familiar Kameshi Saito-san as well.
It's a shame, but...
It seems like Mori-san's movement wasn't good today.
It's just Mori-san.
I'm too happy.
Listen, Mori-san is already 40 years old.
She's doing her best for you guys.
You can't thank her enough.
What is it?
You know, it's the staff who's taking care of you.
The staff who's always taking care of you.
Don't hit or kick the ball by mistake!
Don't kick another ball by mistake!
Let's stop it!
That's no good!
That's not what this show is about!
I'm not Kameshi Saito!
Let's stop it!
It's not a show like that.
Satoru-san, shut up!
Now, let's start the first round!
First-term students versus fourth-term students!
Really?!
This is really fun!
I've never kicked a dribble before!
Isn't it better like this?
Now, first of all, the important first match.
First-term coach Michael!
Yes!
Coach Michael!
Yes!
Who will be playing?
First-term...
Ramos.
Ramos?!
No, Yazawa!
Oh!
It's not Ramos!
First-term coach Yazawa has arrived.
Who will be playing?
Victoria!
Yes!
Oh, she's here!
Victoria!
Go, Victoria!
She's here!
Really?!
Is it fun?!
It's the same! No, it's not the same! It doesn't matter!
It might be good, but it's a different game now.
Yes, it's okay!
There's someone over there. It's okay. You can't hit him.
Can you take off your glasses?
Why do you have to hit me?!
You can't take off your glasses!
Isn't it just before the Yankees close?!
For now, you can take off your glasses.
Now, let's get started!
Gambling, soccer, dribbling competition!
First generation Eva-san versus fourth generation Ojima-san!
Start!
Which one?!
That one was difficult!
Which one?!
Which one is it now?!
Which one?!
Alright! One more time!
Staff members! There's more after this, right?!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Now, let's get started!
Get ready for the rematch!
Start!
I'm sorry!
In the middle of it, there was a wonderful heading!
There was a heading by Morisanto Uematsu!
Morisanto Uematsu-san did a wonderful job!
I'm sorry!
Uematsu-san was really wanting it, but I'm sure it's okay.
Alright! So, the winner for now is Yazawa-san!
Yay!
Yes!
Director Enko! Director Michael!
Director Enko!
Alright! Let's start the second round!
Second generation Eva-san versus third generation Eva-san!
Now, who will be the second generation?
I'm the only one here!
Asahi-san, you're here!
Yes!
Have you been doing well lately? I'd like you to show me.
It's nothing like that! I'll do my best!
You don't seem like you're having fun.
No, I'm having fun with myself.
Oh, you're enjoying yourself.
Now, the fourth generation!
Asahi-san is here.
Huh? Oh, it's the third generation.
Now, the third generation!
Who will you choose?
Asahi-san.
Asahi-san is here, which means...
Which means...
I'm the only one here!
Go!
In the past, this battle used to be very exciting!
How about now?
No, no, no.
It's different.
It's exciting.
It's completely different.
One shot or two people...
No, what is it?
One shot, as you know from sumo jokes...
No, it's not like that!
Now, let's begin!
Let's do our best!
Dribble competition!
Second generation Asahi-san versus third generation Okawa-san!
Ready, go!
Dribble was pretty bad, wasn't it?
It wasn't bad at all!
I thought you would say "pyoin" and then dribble over me.
I know that, but...
It was pretty strong.
I thought you would jump over me.
You tried to jump over me, didn't you?
Yes, I'm sorry!
You were so rampant.
Anyway, the winner is Okawa-san!
Now, let's move on to the first generation.
Now, the third generation!
Yes, it's the first generation against the third generation.
Now, Director Michael, Michael Japan!
Yes!
Which team will you send to the pitch?
We will send...
Asia's representative, Honchi!
China's champion, Honchi!
Brunei's song, Honchi!
It's funny, the last one!
The last one is funny?
I wanted to emphasize Brunei.
Now, let's move on.
Who will the third generation send?
But isn't Honchi-san Yurippe?
No, no, it's not!
Huh? Was there such a claim?
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Yes, then, Yurippe!
Yes, the third generation is Yurippe!
We'll do our best!
And! Before that...
We...
Please!
What is it?
Please...
No, no, no!
Isn't it a new claim?
It's true!
To Korea!
Now, can you do it?
We're trying it a little.
We're trying it a little. Can you do it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then...
From this spring, we have new staff who will participate in the show.
Let me introduce you.
It's AD's Kimura-san!
Nice to meet you!
Kimura-san!
Go over there.
She's our senior.
We're trying our best.
Can you try lying down?
Can you close your legs?
We're trying our best.
We're sorry for IDLING-san.
We'll do it or not.
Nice to meet you!
Kimura-san is a 22-year-old new staff who just came from Kumamoto.
Nice to meet you!
She's the same as Michael!
Amazing!
Go for it!
She's our senior.
Go for it!
She's our senior.
Next, the director, Nakano-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nakano-san has been in charge of IDLING since spring.
When she was an AD, she traveled around the world as an idol.
Nice to meet you!
Next, the writer and viewer, Unno-san!
Nice to meet you!
Unno-san is amazing!
She's originally a big fan of IDLING.
She's seen all of our projects and has been wanting to be a writer for our show.
She's become a passionate writer.
Nice to meet you!
She's been wanting to do this show since she was a big fan of IDLING.
She's seen all of our projects and has joined us.
Aren't you stupid?!
Aren't you happy?!
I didn't think you'd join us for such a tricky show.
Unno-san, what was the theme of your college thesis?
Idol image and singer's personality.
Image and singer's personality expression.
That was the theme of the performance.
Idiot came in.
That's how passionate you are about idling.
Is it okay?
They are such important staffs.
Even if you make a mistake, don't kick them until your glasses break.
But they are right in front of you from the start.
Right in front of you.
It's like a park, you can't avoid it.
You can't jump over it.
It's like that.
It's fun.
There are many ways of doing it.
Please show us how you do it.
First, first-generation Ponchi, second-generation Tachibana.
Are you ready?
Let's go. Ready...
Start!
You can only do it like this.
I heard a voice for the first time.
Ponchi, you are too ruthless.
You were going to hit me, weren't you?
You are avoiding it, aren't you?
Try it, it's hard.
I heard a voice for the first time.
I heard it.
It's hard to hear a voice like that in your 40s.
A 40-year-old voice.
Let's do it.
Niki's M.E.S. 4000!
You can only do it like this.
First, the second generation. Who will go?
I think it's Su-chan.
Su-chan has come, but the fourth generation...
Ito-san!
Are you good at it?
I've been playing soccer since I was little.
You've played it?
Su-chan, have you played it?
I haven't played soccer.
You haven't.
I'm sorry, but Su-chan just said...
Can I give it quite a challenge?
Quite a challenge!
I'm a little scared of Su-chan, but...
I don't know what you're talking about, but...
Su-chan!
Okay!
Let's give it quite a challenge!
Okay.
Yes.
I'm scared.
Let's go!
But I feel like I'm winning! I feel like I'm winning!
Staff members, if you see any blood coming out of your mouth, please be quiet.
So we can't see it.
Kimura-san, please be prepared.
Please be prepared.
Please tie it up quickly.
If you cut it in your mouth, you'll swallow the blood!
Okay!
Let's go!
Second generation Su-chan VS Fourth generation Ito-san.
Ready, start!
Su-chan!
Su-chan is amazing!
Shut up!
But we won!
We won!
Su-chan, you shouldn't have jumped down there.
When we do this, the staff does various simulations and guesses, but we couldn't guess it now.
So, Su-chan won!
The battle is finally over!
Student versus student!
We won! We won!
The faces of the staff are starting to get scary.
The idling is more painful than you think, right?
We'll do something like that, so please be careful, everyone.
Now!
Yes!
Director of "My Pro"
Yes!
Who will do it?
Then, shall we bring out "Messi" soon?
Shall we bring out "Messi"?
If you say "Messi" in idling, who will it be?
Ms. Tonoka!
Ms. Tonoka will do it!
Yeah!
Ms. Tonoka!
Ms. Tonoka will do it!
Ms. Tonoka!
Ms. Tonoka will do it!
"Messi" will do it!
She's gone mad!
Now! And...
Second-year students!
Yes!
Who will do it?
"Messi" will do it!
Huh? Then shall we bring out our "king card"?
Huh? Who?
Who's the "king card" of second-year students?
Miyazaki's "king card"
I see!
Please do it!
Yay!
It's a king card!
I'm sorry to say, Miyazaki's king card is Miyakin.
Miyakin? I don't want that.
There's nothing to it.
Miyazaki's king card is exactly Miyazaki's king card.
Why do you think that?
What nasty thing are you talking about?!
That's not good!
No! Wait!
It's hard for an adult in an idol group.
From the beginning!
From the beginning?
From the beginning!
Do your best!
Mafu! Mafu!
This is a pretty good match, isn't it?
Both of you have high physical strength.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
Miyaki, what are you doing?
Miyaki! I'm not Miyaki!
I was playing basketball, so my legs are a little...
I see.
It's not good for your footwork, is it?
I'll do my best.
That's good.
It's not like "boom!"
It's more like "dribble"!
You want to see her technique, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I'll show you my technique.
What are you doing?
I'm thinking of putting in a fake.
Who are you putting in a fake for?
Let's start!
Do your best!
Tonoka vs. Sakai.
Ready...
Start!
Go!
Tonoka's good!
Go, Tonoka!
Oh no!
Who is it?
Miyaki!
Miyaki! Miyaki!
Miyaki!
Miyaki wins!
Miyaki!
The one Tonoka kicked went out and came back in.
So she returned it to where it was before it came out.
Miyaki wins!
That was a good match.
It's the last match of the league qualifier.
Three and four.
Go, Go!
Aichi Prefecture, Kansai Province
- Now, who is in third place? - Oh, my God!
- Who is in third place? - This one is...
Is it the evil image of Kansai?
- What?! - Will you go?
- I'll go! - I'll go!
You did it!
- Now, who is in second place? - Well, that's...
- If we say Aichi...
I see, I see.
Good luck!
I'll win.
You'll win, right?
You've won everything so far, right?
You don't have any energy left.
I do! I've won all of them!
What?! All of them?!
Yes!
Oh, you're right!
Oh, I see.
You've won all of the third and fourth generation.
The fourth generation are all defeated.
All defeated?!
Oh, this is bad! If you don't win...
You can do it! You can do it!
You'll win for sure!
That's right.
If you win in the third generation, you'll win the championship, right?
Yes!
I see.
I'll do my best!
Yes! Do your best!
Let's go!
Which one is worse?
Ah, I'm nervous!
Please prevent us from winning.
We'll win!
Ready, start!
Go, go, go!
Go, go!
Go, go, go!
One more time!
There was one scene that I was worried about.
When it happened, Ojima was saying like this.
I'm sorry!
Everyone, please avoid it!
Go!
Go away!
I feel like a wall.
Like a wall.
Now, we'll announce it here.
Yes, we'll announce it here.
This is a completely new talk variety show called ``Eight Interesting People'' featuring eight people who have made it out of a total of 400 comedians participating in the Families Talk All competition.
Please take a look!
Now, will it be broadcasted?
If you win this and win three times, you will win!
Please watch it!
Let's go!
Ready, start!
Oh!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Again, Ojima-san! There was one scene that I was worried about.
I'm sorry!
But thanks to that training, you were able to win 3rd place.
So, 4th place won! 3rd place still has a long way to go!
Now, since we're running out of time, we will have a tiebreaker on-demand!
It's over!
2nd place won 2nd place and 3rd place won 2nd place, so it's a tiebreaker!
2nd place vs. 3rd place!
1st place vs. 3rd place!
This must be scary!
This is scary, right?
The sound is getting closer and closer.
They're really nice.
How do you feel, Kanno-san?
I'm honored.
Tell that person!
Are you happy?
I'm happy.
Well, let's go! It's a tie. The winner is the one who wins it.
First of all, who will you go with, Nikisei?
For me, it's... but it's the last one, right?
It's the last one.
Shouldn't you go with the one you're most confident in?
Should I say my secret weapon?
That secret weapon...
Should I say it?
Who is it?
Then...
This is a sea urchin!
Sea urchin!
Wrong!
Wait!
You can do it!
You want to win, don't you?
Yes!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Why?
I didn't say it.
Why? Why did you say it again?
Well!
Yes!
Who will you go with, Sankisei?
Well...
Well, this is...
This is Sanki's expedition, isn't it?
Oh, Sanki's expedition is here?
Sanki's expedition!
It's a soccer expedition, isn't it?
It is, isn't it?
Soccer!
It's a soccer expedition, isn't it?
Soccer!
You can do it!
Now...
I love watching soccer.
There is a player called Snider in a foreign team.
Oh, he is a good player.
His footwork is incredibly good.
Oh!
I entrust it to the president.
Where is it...
Can you tell me where you have in common?
In common...
Um... smiling.
Smiling...
Oh, you are not a soccer player, are you?
As a mood maker...
That's right.
I see.
You might do something for me.
That's right.
Something will happen.
Well, are you ready?
Yes!
The one who wins this will be the winner.
Well, then...
It is a decision battle.
It is a deciding battle.
Well...
It's okay.
If you win, it will be perfect for you.
Let's go!
It will be fine.
Second printedrawestrile versus the third printedrawestrilecompetition.
Begin!
First printedrawestreyle!
Yajay!
- You did it! - You did it!
And so, the winner is Nixon!
No, no, it can't be helped. You did your best.
You know, when someone is in front of you, you can't help but stop.
- You just can't help it. - Yes, you can't help it.
In the end, the most merciless one won.
- Tamura-san, how do you feel about winning? - I'm happy!
- You're happy? - Well, I fought against Kaede - chan, so...
- At first, I thought she was younger than me, but... - I see.
- But now that we've fought, we're the same fighters! - Yes!
- We're the same fighters! - Yes!
- We're the same fighters! - So cool!
- We're the same fighters in the same field! - Yes!
So it's only natural that we win!
- Thank you! - Congratulations!
- Congratulations!
- I'm not doing it! - I'm not doing it!
- This is a studio, you know! - Yes!
- I'm sorry! - Okay, so...
- Ikisei won. - Yes.
- Okay, for the last one, it doesn't have anything to do with this, but...
- Kurata-san, please say one more thing. - What?
- Yuka! - Yuka!
- This battle... - Summarize it.
- Summarize it and... - That's right.
- If you think you're invisible, you'll win. - I see.
- Don't think you're invisible! - That's right.
- If you think you're invisible, you'll win. - That's right.
- Think about it.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Okay, so... Did you understand? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Okay, so... Ikisei won this time.
- That's all for Gamparing Drift Race! Thank you! - Thank you!