AISubs v3.5
Today, in order to hold on tight and become a Star Girl...
I want to be stronger and stronger...
I want to sparkle more and more...
Because you're here with me...
I'm sure I can shine!
The sugar peak I encountered will surely change into something I can't touch!
Full throttle all day, updating my own records!
My diet doesn't last three days, but I won't give up this time!
The magic of love is more than you can imagine!
This is fate, I believe in it!
If you have a choice, you have to do anything!
I'll do my best!
Starboy, shine on me!
Starboy, your best smile!
Starboy, I can't say it well, but...
Hey, Starboy, I love you!
I want to be with you forever and ever!
Even if we're far apart,
you're there for me!
I'm sure the sky is shining!
I want to be stronger!
I want to shine more and more!
Because you're there for me!
I'm sure I can shine!
Starboy, shine on me!
Wow!
Now, let's begin "Idol Game Show" with "Bakaruzu" and "MASTO"!
Thank you for having me!
I'm Sarah, a TV announcer.
Thank you for having me!
Now, this program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
Yes, and "Idol Game Show" will start on April 21st at 1:40 p.m. on Fuji TV.
Now, let me introduce "Idol Game Show"!
Yes, today we will be broadcasting with these members. Let's have some fun today, too!
The blue excitement of "Idol Fest" is already on DVD!
"Momoiro Chroma", "Super Girls", "Tokyo Joshiryu", "Vanilla Beans", "Fudanjuku", "YGA", "Idolling",
"Surprise Live" and "Special Unit" have already become "Idol Fest" and become "miracle DVDs"!
"Tokyo Idol Festival 2010" DVD, now on sale!
Now that Ms. Masuno is gone from the studio, who is the famous vocalist?
Is it a hot topic in the industry or not?
There is no main MC in this corner, so I, Morimoto Sayaka, and my junior Hosokai will be in charge of progress.
Thank you.
And where is Ms. Masuno, who enjoys this corner more than anyone else?
Here it is.
See you tomorrow.
Are you having fun today?
It's fun.
It hasn't started yet.
Usually, it's fun even here.
It's fun.
It's getting more and more like a regular segment.
It's getting more and more like it.
I want to do it again.
I can do it anytime.
Anytime?
Yes.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for coming.
Now that Masuno-san is ready, what we will do is...
Yes.
From now on, only one of the four members will move according to Masuno-san's instructions.
One of the idol members has become Bakarizumu-san.
Who is that Bakarizumu?
Yes.
Who is that Bakarizumu?
Let's move on to the first question.
The members are...
The first member is...
Kawai-san, Ponchi-san...
Not yet!
I'm sorry!
Not yet!
Kawai-san might be good.
I'm sorry!
Kawai-san, Ponchi-san, Tonoka-san, and Miyake-san.
Miyake-san is not here, so Yokoyama-san, please.
Yokoyama-san.
Isn't it Masuno-san?
Miyake-san didn't say his name.
If Masuno-san said it, he might say it.
If so, it's fine.
I'm very sad.
If Masuno-san isn't here, it's Masuno-san's fault.
Masuno-san says it often.
Everyone, only one of you is connected to Bakarizumu.
You are writing it after listening to Bakarizumu's order.
The other three are writing it themselves, pretending to have heard Bakarizumu's order.
The other three are very important, so everyone, thank you in advance.
Thank you in advance.
Now, let's move on to the first question.
Describe the theme of "idling" from "harukara" in four letters.
Kanda Masaki.
Kami-sama no kami ni tambo no ta.
Masao Kanda is correct.
It might change a little.
It's about the internet, but Kawamura-san's writing is fast.
Kanda Masaki.
It's not a manga.
Fast!
Did you write it?
It's fast.
How is it?
She's writing a lot.
Time's up!
Suspicious.
Time's up!
Now, let's see all the answers!
Kawamura-san first.
Debt payment.
How did you write that?
It's a new set, so of course it's money.
It's a little expensive, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I give up now.
What?
I give up now.
How you feel now?
No.
I think it's like a bidering.
Yes, Ms. Tonoga.
Kanda Masaki.
In a sense...
In a sense, let's do our best.
In a sense...
Let's do our best.
That's Kanda Masaki.
Kanda Masaki isn't here.
It's "do our best", isn't it?
So I dared to use "do our best" in this sentence.
"Sensei Kyokyo".
Why is it again?
Well, idol groups do bidering while being afraid of members and staff.
Do bidering while being afraid of members and staff.
Everyone, please remember this well.
Please refer to it.
Everyone but me slipped.
Everyone but me slipped now.
Everyone but me slipped?
Yes.
I slipped a little.
You don't always make me laugh, do you?
Are you ready?
This is the second question.
Should we fix this part of this member?
It's a name and a point, isn't it?
Should we fix this part of each member?
Please write it down.
Kawai-san...
Kawai-san shouldn't eat cannabis.
How about now?
She's looking at you.
She's laughing at herself.
Now...
Everyone is writing it down.
It's suspicious.
It's funny.
Umeko's writing style is really scary.
It's scary.
Stop it.
Ebon-chan is fast.
Time's up!
One, two, open!
Yes, Kawamura-san?
My face as a whole.
As expected, you should do a lot of things with your face.
Yes, I should do it for now.
I see.
Yes, Ponchi-san?
My age is low.
Your age is low.
Yes, Tonoka-san?
Kawaii-san, you'd better not talk nonsense.
Anyway, you'd better not say it!
You'd better not say it!
Seriously, you'd better not say it.
Kawaii-san.
Seriously, you'd better not say it.
Kawaii-san.
Kawaii-san, I see.
Yes, Kawaii-san.
Yes, Sakai-san's socks.
What is it? What is it?
Someone should wear "perfume".
Oh, I see.
"Perfume", the word "perfume".
Wait, I don't like it.
Don't you think you're using it a little bit like last time?
Now, everyone, please think about and write down who "baccarism" is!
What?
Everyone, did you get lost in the second question?
I don't want you to say "baccarism" to Ton-chan, but...
I won't say it!
What's wrong?
I can't say it.
I said "baccarism" and said "no", so I thought I'd say it.
Oh, I see.
Now, are you ready?
Yes!
Time's up!
Now, let's see who "baccarism" is!
Jan!
Ton-chan, Ton-chan, Ton-chan, Ton-chan, Ton- chan...
It's all the same.
It's all the same, right?
Yes.
Now, who is "baccarism"?!
Matsumo-san!
That first question was too obvious.
Why did you say it like that?
I'm glad it was Tomoka-san.
I don't think other girls would have understood Kanda Masaki-san's kanji.
Asahi-san, what do you think?
Can you write it?
You can't write it, can you?
I'm glad it was Tomoka-san.
Was it good?
It's easy for a girl who knows kanji to do it.
How about the other three?
The other three?
I think it's fine for me, but I didn't laugh.
I think it's up to each of you.
Because you're idols!
I understand.
Who said "because you're idols"?
Yes, because you're idols.
Matsumo-san, you're an entertainer.
You're not idols, you idiots!
You're mean!
Let's move on to the second group.
The second group is...
Kikuchi-san, Endo-san, Tachibana-san, Sakai-san!
This is the second group. It's an adult team, right?
The staff also thought about a lot of things.
We're going to have fun with the game.
Everyone, please!
Like last time, Kaede-chan!
Please be our role model!
It was easy to understand.
It's just one of the four of us.
Let's move on to the first question.
The first one is...
Actually, I've been quiet up until now, but...
It's ____.
Please give us a surprising "coming out."
It's almost time for work.
I think this is pretty difficult.
Actually, it's ____.
Yuripe is grinning!
What?
Wait, Yuripe!
Look over here!
Only one person knows the mechanism and is writing it down.
The other three are thinking about it and writing it down.
You're looking, aren't you?
I'm not looking!
You're not looking!
I'll write it down!
It's almost time for work.
Tachibana-san, hurry up and write it down!
I'm looking!
Hurry up and write it down!
I can't see!
That's not it!
Gucci, shut up!
Hey!
I'm not talking!
You're not talking, so shut up!
Are you ready?
Time's up!
Let's open up the flip book!
Yes, Kikuchi-san.
It's almost time for you to go to work.
What kind of coming out is this?
If you don't do it properly, I'll have to go to work right away.
If you're late, you'll get fined.
Our shop.
It's better to go to work than here.
I knew it.
I see.
Yes, Maipuru.
Yes, actually...
During production...
Isn't that Maipuru-san?
Isn't it serious?
It's different from when you're older.
Isn't it really serious?
Have you used it before?
Isn't it serious?
It's a big one, right?
I don't know.
Sakai-san said something funny.
It's serious, right?
You're still loose-handed.
Now, Tachibana-san.
During production...
You got wet.
You're wearing it.
You'll find out.
Stand up and spit it out.
Spit it out, grandma.
What's wrong?
Sakai-san.
Yes.
There's a scar on the right side of the eye and under the left eye.
What? What?
What?
It's extremely painful.
That's right.
Does it hurt when you're sitting?
I want a donut-shaped zabuton.
It's a little hard for this SGI, isn't it?
It's mentally painful.
I see.
What?
I don't think it's Sakai-chi.
Now...
No, I don't know what it is.
The second one.
Yes.
What is the surprising content of the idol group's big announcement this spring?
Please write it down.
Are you still wondering?
I'm a little confused.
This is difficult.
But there's only one person.
What?
It's pretty high level.
It's a little high level, isn't it?
The other three are doing their best.
Now...
Do you know what the second question is?
Big announcement?
It's a big announcement, isn't it?
I'm confused.
Kikuchi, shut up!
Then, Kikuchi-san...
I'll say it for a moment.
Kikuchi-san, think about it.
Kikuchi-san, think about it yourself.
Yes, it's a big announcement.
It's an interesting joke. Think about it yourself.
Kikuchi-san?
It's a big announcement, isn't it?
Yes, it's a big announcement.
Please make it interesting.
Kikuchi-san, please make it interesting.
It's a band, isn't it?
I might slip.
Kikuchi-san, please.
Think about it interestingly.
It's a big announcement.
Please give me a serious answer, Kikuchi-san.
Did you write it down?
Please.
Yes.
Please write something and keep your chin down.
Kikuchi, hurry up!
Keep your chin down.
Kikuchi-san is waiting for you.
OK, OK.
OK, finished!
Keep your chin down.
OK, one, two, open!
Keep your chin down and answer.
Kikuchi-san.
Umeku is really an eight-membered group.
Who are you?
I'm originally like this.
Originally like this.
What do you mean?
Originally like this.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
I'm originally like this.
OK, next.
"MC" has changed.
She's a teenager now.
You've changed, old woman.
Don't tease me, old woman.
You've changed, old woman.
Don't tease me, old woman.
This group is evil.
OK, Tachibana-san.
The collaboration with Kikkoman has been decided.
What are you talking about?
Don't talk back, you bastard.
Fujita, you bastard.
It's Fujita.
Fujita, you bastard.
What are you talking about?
OK, Sakai-san.
Mami-chan is cute.
What?
N.G.4...
Sakai-san.
What are you talking about?
OK, everyone.
Do you know who "baccarism" is?
Please answer.
Is it true?
I don't know.
It's difficult this time.
But it's only one person.
This is "ad-lib".
I know.
I know!
You're holding your hand like that.
Did you just cut your finger?
No, I've been like this since my debut.
I've been like this since my debut.
I gave you the answer, but...
Time's up!
It's hard!
Let's open it together!
maiporus, yurippe, yurippe, amimi, amichan, yurippe, sakachi...
Is there anyone other than sakachi?
It's "about".
Sakachi...
Oh, it's "barakimashita".
The person who announced the correct answer has been silent for a long time.
Who is it?
Who is "bakarizumu"?!
You tricked me!
You lied to me! You lied to me!
You lied to me!
Ami-chan, I thought you did all of this on your own!
My chin is not CG.
My chin is original.
My chin is not CG. It's original.
Really?!
Yes, yes!
It's so embarrassing!
What is this?!
There's this kind of play too!
It doesn't matter what you draw. Just shake it off!
What is it?!
It's rough!
It's rough! No matter what you draw, you shake it off from the camera!
It's embarrassing!
You're terrible!
But...
But... But was it okay for you to be manipulated by Nakamaki Ami-mi?
It was good!
It's like...
You don't want to be manipulated, but you're being manipulated.
You're struggling.
I like that!
But when you hear you two laughing from behind, it's even more embarrassing!
It's like "Do it!"
How about the other three?
The other three?
Um...
Can you do it properly?
We did it!
Sakai-san!
Why?!
You did it again this time!
I did it seriously!
Please do it again, Sakai-san!
It's difficult!
So, Ami-mi is being manipulated!
That's right!
Amazing!
Great teamwork!
Let's move on to the third team.
The third team is Kurata-san, Kaede-chan, Itou-san and Asahi-san.
You four seem a little worried.
Are you okay?
Asahi-san, are you okay?
My jaw hurts.
Asahi-san, are you okay?
Huh?
Asahi-san, are you okay?
My jaw hurts.
My jaw hurts a little.
Asahi-san, are you okay?
My muscles hurt.
My muscles hurt a little.
Now, for these four...
Normal face, normal face.
Isn't it weird?
Normal face, normal face.
There's definitely a pattern like this.
Now, for the first question...
What English word do you think is cool?
Please write it down.
What English word do you think is cool?
Wait a minute.
Isn't it just a pattern like this?
Soft on demand.
There's something like that, right?
There's something like that.
Soft on demand.
I've never thought about it, but I've got a sudden pass.
It's cool, isn't it?
Is it natural?
It's natural, isn't it?
What's cool about it?
Pinch my nose a little bit.
What's cool about it?
Pinch my nose a little bit and give me a sign, too.
Please don't do that.
What's cool about it?
It's natural, isn't it?
Did you call me?
Do you want me to do it for you?
Do it properly.
Yes, it's over.
Yes, it's all open.
Yes, Mr. Kurata.
Wait a minute.
Laptop.
Is it cool?
It's cool.
What about you, Kaori?
It's "z".
"z"?
Yes.
In one word?
"z".
What about you, Futo-san?
Don Conis-san.
Don Conis-san, which part is English?
Normally, this part is English.
And I put it here.
As a bonus.
"san" is English?
That's right.
This part is...
Self-sufficient.
Okay, Asahi-san, go ahead.
Asahi-san.
Asahi, do you know what it means?
It means "let's do it with all our might."
Let's do it with all our might.
Hold your nose.
Let's do it with all our might.
Now, the second one. What are your habits that you can't stop doing no matter what?
It's a habit you can't stop doing no matter what.
I'll leave it to you. You can write anything you want.
Is your jaw okay?
It's a habit you can't stop no matter what you do.
This is...
If you eat it regularly, it'll get better.
Don't give it back. Eat it properly.
Eat it once in a while.
Eat it. Eat it.
Okay.
Then, one, two, three, open!
It's my hair.
What's wrong with your hair?
The habit of my hair doesn't get better.
Oh, so it's a habit.
Yes.
I see.
Okay, Kaede-chan.
It's a habit.
Is it a habit?
Yes, it's a habit.
Is it a habit and a habit?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Okay, Kito-san.
No!
It's irresistible.
Eat it three times a year.
Okay, Asahi-san.
My jaw is coming out!
It's coming out!
I ate it again!
My jaw is coming out!
Look at the camera.
Okay, everyone.
Please write down what "irresistible" is.
It's difficult for everyone.
This is a little...
This is...
Okay...
It's terrible.
It's too terrible.
Okay!
Time's up!
What is that?
Okay, everyone.
Open!
It's all Asahi-san.
Asahi-san.
Asahi-san!
Okay!
Who is "irresistible"?
Asahi-san!
Wait a minute! That's mean!
That's mean!
Seriously, I'm going to lose my jaw! Seriously!
Um...
The jaw is my instruction, but the nosebleed is Asahi- san's ad-lib.
It's really different!
That's right!
It's really different!
That's Asahi-san's habit.
Listen to me! Listen to me!
"Eat your nosebleed regularly," it says.
Why do you eat it?!
Regularly...
Why do you eat it?!
Don't let your nosebleed drip!
Speaking of Fuji TV's fan club variety, they're really cool!
From April, Fuji TV will once again repeat their broadcasts.
Every Thursday, from 9pm to 10pm, they're on sale!
Goodbye!
I didn't think that Masuno-san wouldn't make it in time in the end.
It's the first time this has happened.
Masuno-san, please come back!
Yes, yes!
It's easy to do.
I mean, we have no choice but to do it as you said.
I know, but I'm probably talking a lot even when I'm normal.
So I did everything as Masuno-san instructed me, but wasn't it normal?
It's quite...
I think if a girl who doesn't talk much does it, you'll know right away.
I see.
I feel like it.
Ah!
Here it comes.
Asuna-san is really...
Asuna-san looks like she's having fun.
She looks like she's having fun.
She looks like she's having a lot of fun.
It was hard for me to show my chin.
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
Asaisu-san, I'm glad you did it.
Seriously!
If you really showed your chin, what would you have done?
Are you glad?
I'm glad.
You look like you're eating it happily.
That's all there is to it.
How did it feel?
I'm still...
Eat it. Are you embarrassed?
What are you laughing about?
It's because...
In order to hold back laughter, I had to do it with my little finger.
I see, you were deceiving people.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's fine if it's not a quiz, right?
Yes.
It's fine!
It's not like we're doing a normal talk corner where we're all guessing.
It's like one person is moving around without letting the viewers know.
They'll say you're a really funny idol.
It's true!
They'll say you're an idol who's eating hanakusou during performance.
It's really bad!
We had a lot of fun today.
We found something new for me to play with.
Also, they said they'd do anything for me.
Hey!
Are you jealous?
You said it without even trying!
That's true!
When Morimoto-san said he'd do anything for me, I was like, "What should I do?"
I was really disappointed. What should I do?
We had a lot of fun. Thank you.
You've all grown up so much.
Right?
You can deceive people now.
That's right.
It was Sakai, wasn't it?
He was doing his best!
He slipped up.
The winner is...
That's it for "Who's the Idiot?"!
Goodbye!