AISubs v3.5
Softness is warmth
Softness is kindness
Or nostalgia
For example, the smile of someone you care about
Dad is here, Mom is here
You are here, we are here
The look on your right hand makes me happy
Even in hard times, you were always there for me
That's why I'm smiling like this now
Hey, thank you!
Deliver it!
It's okay to cry
There's no problem at all
Your soft heart is always there when I reach out
How are you doing?
I feel good at all
I want to say "soft heart"
Let's connect and create the world!
Deliver it!
We start walking
A soft heart surely feels our back
It's fine as it is, it's totally fine
A soft heart is sure to move forward tomorrow
It's fine as it is, it's totally cool
With a soft heart and steel shell
Let's dive into the world
That's love!
Let's go!
IDOLiNG!
Let's go!
I'm your host, MC of IDOLiNG, Mark!
Thank you for having me!
I'm TV personality, Maika Saito! Thank you for having me!
This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as C-class idols!
IDOLiNG airs Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Sundays at 10:40 PM!
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
Awesome!
Let's get started!
I'll do it! IDOLiNG girls will do it!
Now, many people are wondering if IDOLiNG girls will do it or not.
That's right.
IDOLiNG girls will do it!
Let's do it!
IDOLiNG girls will do it!
This time, IDOLiNG girls will do it!
IDOLiNG girls will do it!
Because you have confidence!
Shall we say it?
Shioya Children and Yoshida Children!
You're different!
You're clearly different!
You're totally different!
You're different for each generation!
Now you're friends!
But you don't look like it!
You have to do it as a group!
At first, you were told you were a nine-member unit!
Yes!
Suddenly, you're a two-member unit!
What do you mean "two"?
At first, you had some resistance!
Even though you were confused!
From a two-member unit...
But you're recruiting, so it can't be helped!
You're recruiting!
What's with this weird feeling?
It's weird, so I'm not doing it!
Right?
I'm not doing it!
From a three-member unit and a four-member unit...
You're used to it, so it's fine!
From a two-member unit and a four-member unit...
You had this weird feeling!
It's not weird at all!
It's a floral feeling!
No, no!
It's not a rainbow-colored feeling!
At first, you had it!
It's obvious!
Now you're friends!
Even though you're facing each other!
No, no!
You're trying to settle everything here!
It's scary!
It's starting!
Something strange is happening!
Which of you is an idol group with two members?
It's scary!
Who of you is an idol group with two members?
It's scary!
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone, don't say it!
It's scary!
With that said, today...
You can't lose this battle!
It might be the most unbeatable battle...
As a group!
Mafumafu said it, so it's unbeatable!
It's scary!
It's fun, right?
It's scary!
If you can't take it anymore...
You can hit me!
Hit me!
I'm serious!
I won't bite you anymore!
Why are you laughing?!
I won't bite you even in a catfight!
Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
With that said, let's start the battle!
Yes! It's like this!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
It's a normal battle, but...
It's weird!
It's rare, isn't it?
But still...
It's a normal three-year battle.
That's right, it's a normal three-year battle.
Isn't it weird?!
It's a silent lottery winner, Fonchi!
It's rare, isn't it?!
No, no, no!
There's a lot of history!
That's right!
There's a lot of history!
There's quite a lot of connections, isn't there?
Ah! This Fonchi-san and Miyake-san's...
Ah!
This is nice!
This feeling!
No, you're missing it!
What did you say?!
Fii-chan, we're good friends!
Huh?!
We're good friends!
Fii-chan!
Saying "we're good friends" in a place like this...
We're definitely not good friends!
Fii-chan, it's nothing bad!
It's nothing bad, right?!
Yes!
We're good friends!
Is it that bad?!
Hahaha!
How is it, Honcho? You'll do your best, won't you, Sannen-chan?
No, I have no choice but to do it.
I'll do my best!
To be honest, I've been looking down on first graders.
Really?
Recently...
What, what, what?
What are you talking about?
Honestly, I feel like we're in a second grade era now.
Objectively speaking.
Second grade...
Yeah, I feel like second graders are first graders now.
What?!
What are you talking about?!
I've never said that!
Second graders are first graders now, and first graders are like little kids.
It's like we're in the 2000s now.
I don't know who's the main character here.
At first...
Yeah.
Asahi-san!
Yes?!
I'm sorry, but you're completely...
You're all over the place.
What do you mean?
I mean, it's really 2011 now.
I've decided I'll never cry again!
It's not about winning or losing, it's about not crying.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I feel like I've become a stronger person now.
Asahi-san, you've been crying for a while now!
That's true.
You've been crying for a while now?
No, I've been crying since 2011.
You've been crying? Again?
What are you talking about? I'm not crying.
She's trying to stand out again.
I see!
I've never thought about it like that.
What? You think you can stand out just because you don't know anything?
No, no, no!
Maybe you're wrong.
Since you say that, Ponchi-san, you seem a little irritated.
That's right.
Yay!
You feel like you should cry, right?
It's unfair, right?
Even though you didn't win, you feel like you're the main character.
I feel like I'm being lifted up.
How about you, Sensei?
Today, we have Kaede-chan and Ruka-chan as commentators!
Nice to meet you!
First of all, let's hear from Hashimoto-san over there!
Yes!
What do you think? Which do you think will win?
It's kind of half and half, isn't it?
Hey!
It's half and half, isn't it?
Hey!
Why do you say that?
You're older than me!
Do you feel like it's half and half?
Yeah, it's half and half.
Overall, I feel like we need three and four people.
Yeah!
I know, right?
That's how it is.
You feel like you're in a team, right?
Yeah, that's right.
How about you, Kurata-san?
Asai-chan will definitely lose, so please be patient.
Recently, people have been paying attention to your losing style.
Today, show them what you've got.
Show them, Asai-chan!
And this time, there will definitely be a lot of people, so if we lose, we'll be a digest.
Yeah, that's right!
We probably won't be able to throw.
If you've used "something" before, you won't get it today!
You're ugly!
I'm disappointed in you, grandma!
Recently...
Recently, I've been moving and not being able to watch "CS" anymore, so...
If I don't watch it now...
If you don't watch it now...
Maybe I'll die!
I'm fine, grandma!
Grandma, you can do it!
You can do it, Maruo!
You can do it!
I'll do my best!
Grandma, you can do it, too!
Everyone's fine.
Then, let's start the company competition.
Female representative, Anawa-san versus female representative...
Male!
Anawa-san!
Yabai!
♪ East ♪
Erice!
Ozawa-san, you have a lot of confidence!
You can't beat a serious Osumou-san!
Why not? That's rude!
♪ West ♪
♪ Yadawa ♪
But you're black!
I'm not black!
Well, you're right.
Now, let's hear your enthusiasm.
Yes.
How about it, Ozawa-san?
Really...
You're almost like Osumou-san, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
I'm not like you at all!
You're a bit passive since you're alone.
I'm not like you at all!
Only Shikona is left!
I'm not like you at all!
But we're serious about this.
Yes, we are.
It's our first time.
Yes, we are.
It's really lame if you lose here.
Yes, it is.
It's our first match.
Please don't have a cold match.
I understand.
Just a cold match.
I understand.
I'll make you do it!
I understand!
Now, let's begin!
Can we hear your enthusiasm?
Enthusiasm?
How do you feel?
I'll do my best.
What?
You'll do your best?
I'm not bragging about it, but I'm the heaviest right now.
Oh, you've finished it!
I finished it!
When I went to Thailand, the food was so good that I gained weight.
I see.
I'm not bragging about it, but I'm the heaviest right now.
But we're doing our best.
But we're losing now.
That's right.
Please do your best.
We're serious about this.
We're serious about this!
Let's do it!
Oh no!
What happened?
It's over!
Oh my god!
What happened?
The winner is KING TEAM!
Yay!
It's over!
What's wrong with you?
You're weak!
Great!
You're weak!
You're strong!
Awesome!
You're strong!
It's not me in the picture.
You're strong!
You took me at one blow!
You did a good job!
You're strong!
You did a good job!
You're strong!
That's how it is now.
Erika, do you know?
Yes.
Erika, do you know?
Yazawa, how are you going to settle this?
I didn't think I could hold it.
I thought it was heavy.
I definitely couldn't lift it up.
It was heavy, but...
It doesn't change that it was heavy, but...
This is the result.
Yazawa, if you pull it here, it won't show that much.
It won't show anymore, right?
Dad!
So, this is how it is now.
Yazawa has won!
I'm happy.
That's it.
Are you okay?
What is it?
It's a fierce battle.
I'm worried about losing.
One student with experience.
Two students with potential.
Next up...
Yokoyama versus Kawabara.
Kawabara...
Nishi...
Yokoyama...
- Mr. Kawamura... - Yes!
I think Mr. Kawamura should win this match.
- Yes, why? - Well...
Either way, Yokoyama has always been on the right track.
- Yes. - But...
How can I say...
You've always been on this track.
You've always been in charge of the same agency.
If you lose here...
There's nothing left.
- I think so. - You do, right?
- I want you to win. - Yes.
Right?
It's heavy! It's heavy!
Ahem... I shouldn't have said it!
I was going to set fire to the public sentiment,
but it felt weird on TV!
It's been a while!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Look at me! Look at me!
I'm up!
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Jumei-kun...
What's up?
Jumei-kun, you didn't lose your temper, did you?
No, no, no! I didn't lose my temper! I just said "yeah"!
Everyone says "yeah" in this tournament!
You might have said it, too...
But...
The winner is...
Jumei-kun!
What's with you today?
Is it cold today?
You're fighting again!
What's with this fight?
What's with this first and second round?
There's also a third round...
There's also a fourth round and a fifth round!
That's right!
There's more! There's more!
I... I...
I thought it was only the second round!
There's even a third round!
I know! Do your best!
I'm a weakling right now!
Ah! That's right! You're a weakling!
Yes!
It's not like one of you is winning by one step!
That's right!
I know, Su-chan! I'll do my best!
Let's welcome Erica Tonoka and Serina Nakano!
So, what do you think of this song? It doesn't have much of a sumo image, does it?
That's right.
Can you pose for us?
Don't copy me!
Aren't you in the same agency? What do you think of this song?
Well, you know, I'm a senior.
But recently, I haven't been treated like one of those old ladies.
I'm still a first-year college student, but I'm still a high school student.
I'm not going to lose to a kid like you.
That's right.
What do you think of this song?
I know I'm young, so I don't think I'll lose to you.
First of all, you're eating up too much gum!
What's wrong with you?
Isn't that a different size? Are you okay?
What's this?
You're eating up too little!
Don't drop it where it doesn't matter!
What's wrong with you?
We're all the same size!
Are you sure you're okay?
Is this a different way of eating up?
It's okay, it's okay!
Are you okay?
You're eating up too much gum!
I don't know what you're fighting against.
Are you okay?
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Look at each other!
Okay! I got it!
Who is it? Who is it?
Amazing!
That's right.
She's a sports character from the beginning.
That's right.
Amazing! Amazing!
She's a sports character from the beginning.
I see. I see. I told you.
In the beginning, she's a strong character.
But she forced herself to be strong.
She's a sports character.
She's versatile.
I see.
Yes.
That's how it is.
Anyway...
It's a close game.
She forced herself.
Next...
Endo vs. Foo!
Foo!
You've been saying "I'm not confident".
But you were the most confident.
I was quite nervous just now.
You were nervous.
I was quite nervous.
But you were the most impressed with the questions we asked you.
Yes.
Because you also do judo.
That's right.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Really?
But you don't have to be serious.
Yes!
You don't have to do judo.
No, I can't.
Don't do judo.
It's judo.
I've never done judo.
No, you can't.
You've never done it.
You're amateur.
But please.
Please.
Go for it, Su-chan!
Go for it!
Just now, in the front row with Maiple and Sakatsu, you said that if you're too old, you won't be able to stand up straight.
You said that.
We've been saying that.
We're older than you!
That's right.
Thank you!
We're older than you!
But recently...
Su-chan, Su-chan!
Maiple, what have you been called recently?
Huh?
You've been called "old man", haven't you?
Seriously?
Yes.
We've been called "old man", haven't we?
We have.
I see.
Please do your best!
Right?
Yes!
Now! Let's go!
Look at each other!
Action!
Su-chan!
Stop it!
No! No!
Don't do it!
You!
Don't lower the dignity of sumo!
No!
Are you protecting everyone?
In the snowstorm...
In the snowstorm, don't do anything you want!
Thank you!
But thank you, anyway!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ed-san, are you okay?
Are you okay, Ed-san?
Yes!
That's why...
Don't run away!
...we've changed our roles!
It's a tie!
It's a tie. And now, we'll begin the fierce "Honchii" corner.
"Honchii" corner! "Honchii" corner! "Honchii" corner!
But doing it three times in a row is pretty physically demanding.
It's tiring, isn't it?
Yes.
If you say it like that, this show will use second graders to crush "Honchii".
Are you serious?
We can't lose like this.
It's pretty bad, isn't it?
I'm sure there are second graders who have grudges against "Honchii" because of their relationship.
No, there aren't!
Please do your best.
Now, let's welcome "Miyake" and "Honchii"!
Yes!
♪OMG!♪
Well, this is the reality...
This number one is a disaster, isn't it?
It's a disaster, isn't it?
"Goo", "goo punch", I'll do it!
Why?
Stop it!
You can't do it, can you?
If you fall, you don't lose. If you say "I give up", you lose!
Yay!
Rules, rules!
Yaake-san, how confident are you?
I'm not sure about confidence, but...
I'm the same as Nao-chan.
Recently, I've been on TV too much, so my grandma is depressed.
Yaake-san's grandma is depressed?
My grandma is depressed!
That's not good.
It's a little...
As for sumo, it's getting lighter.
That's right.
It's your chance.
I'll do my best.
Ah, I'm getting nervous.
Is it an effort?
Did you say "burned" just now?
What?
Just now...
Did you say "burned" just now?
I said "burned", didn't I?
You said "probably", didn't you?
My grandma is depressed with that comment.
My grandson is acting weird.
Now, let's go!
Look at each other!
Get ready!
Gotta!
What's this?!
Just now...
It's different now.
It's different, isn't it?
The heat is different now.
The engine is different.
There's nothing wrong with it.
What?
Sen-chan, you seem to have something to say.
No...
Eh?!
It's like...
It starts from the beginning.
That's right.
The first step is important.
No, the first step is important!
Well, the first step is important.
Now!
No way!
Asahi, get up!
Asahi!
Asahi, get up!
Who's next?!
It's me!
Alright!
Honchi-san!
Just now...
When you sang "terererere",
Honchi-san was like...
What does "terererere" mean?
It's like...
It's like "annoying".
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't think it's a joke.
Ah, you felt like you were playing around.
That's right.
Right, second graders?!
That's right.
In reality...
In reality, Osmo-san doesn't do things like that.
She doesn't do things like that.
She definitely doesn't do it.
She doesn't do it.
Honchi-san, do you have anything you want to say?
No, I'll crush you.
Crush her?!
Not win or lose, but crush her?!
Crush her?!
I'll crush you!
She'll crush you!
Let's go!
(whistle)
(yelling)
Wow!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wow!
We've been waiting for you!
You won brilliantly!
What was that?
Amazing!
3.33 times!
The game is over!
Ponchi-tei won!
♪ To the west, to the east ♪
Yes!
♪ To the west, to the east ♪
This will decide it all!
The winner is the star of the show!
The loser is the worst!
The loser is the poop!
Don't say that!
Do you have any announcements for the competition?
Watch "Weekly Shonen Jump" and "Two Heroes" on Fuji TV NEXT!
The winner is Shizuo and the loser is the poop!
Let's go!
Do your best!
OK!
I got it!
♪ To the west, to the east ♪
The winner is...
♪ To the west, to the east ♪
Shizuo!
You're the best!
Yes!
Shizuo!
You did well!
Asahi and Sakai were amazing!
Yes!
You did well!
- Three times in a row! - It's tough, isn't it?
- It's tough, isn't it?
- It's the last one. - It was beautiful in the end.
- It was a good match. - It was a good match.
- Honchi-san, how was it? - It was frustrating, but it can't be helped.
- It can't be helped, right? - It's tough for three consecutive years.
- It's tough. - That's right.
- Asahi-san! - Yes!
- You won beautifully, didn't you? - Yes.
- Somehow... - That's amazing!
- Somehow... - Somehow...
- I thought it was my feelings. - Yes.
- So... Now, like... Mentally, like...
- "Ah, I'm not good now." If you think like that, I think you can do something good.
- What are you saying?! - What are you saying?!
- But I think so! - But I think so!
- I came from above! - I came from above!
- But I think so! - That's right.
- Before it started, you were very confident, weren't you? - Yes, but I think so.
- You were saying "It's tough" and "It's tough," but... - Yes, but I think so.
- You said it was your feelings. - Yes.
- From me... Sakai-san, how was it?
- Well... But... Look...
- When I was told that the result would be decided in my last match... - That's right.
- I was really nervous, but... - It's your first match, after all.
- Besides, I've had a lot of conflicts with my true feelings, so... - That's right.
- That's why... That's why I...
- I know it's not early in the morning, but I thought I shouldn't lose with my feelings!
- So I put in my own guts and got guts from everyone...
- I see. - And I was able to get a result!
- Ah, that's good! That's wonderful!
- Alright! So, this time...
- Ritsuke won, but...
- Let's ask the two people in the back.
- I haven't asked you at all! - I haven't asked you at all!
- Kairi-chan! - Yes!
- How was it?
- Well, I'm glad I was able to do it properly, even though I didn't have a record. - That's right.
- Somehow... Somehow you were able to organize it without a record. Thank you very much!
- But it's really... I thought it was amazing!
- That's right! It's not easy for you, Kairi-chan, to say it's amazing!
- That's how excited you were about it! - Yes!
- Kurata-san, how about you? - Well...
- I thought that being an idol is really amazing!
- Specifically, what did you think was amazing about it?
- Well, my spirit! - Your spirit, right?
- Your spirit! - That's right!
- An ordinary girl like me wouldn't be able to get into this kind of mood!
- That's right!
- I thought I wouldn't be able to make any money or anything.
- That's right!
- Alright! So, this time...
- The students won! Congratulations! - Yay!
- That's all!
- This has been IDOLiNG WORLD's spring bonus! Goodbye!