AISubs v3.5
Softness is warmth
Softness is kindness
Or even beauty
For example, the smile of someone you care about
When my dad is here, my mom is here
When you are here, we are here
Holding hands makes me happy
Even when you are having a hard time, you are always by my side
That's why I can smile like this now
Hey, say "thank you"
It's okay to cry
There's no problem at all
A soft heart is always there when you reach out
It's okay to be like this
There's no problem at all
A soft heart is always there when you reach out and hold hands
and start walking
I'm sure our soft hearts feel our backs
It's fine like that, it's totally fine
Soft hearts are always looking forward to tomorrow
It's fine like that, you're totally cool
With soft hearts and steel shavings
Let's dive into the cold world
It's fine like that
idling
Hi, I'm Masto, a free-spirited typical idol.
I'm Morimochi, an idol balancer.
This show is a show of women who are growing up as idols.
Yes, and "Ground Floor Hydrant" will be on air from Monday to Friday at 1:40 p.m.
Let's introduce "hydrant"!
Yes, today we will send you with wonderful members.
Let's go!
Tokyo Idol Festival!
The blue excitement of idol festival is already on DVD!
"Momoiro Chroma", "Supercars", "Tokyo Joshiryu", "Vanilla Beans", "Fudanjuku", "YGA", "Idol Ring",
"Surprise Live" and "Special Unit" are also on DVD!
"Idol Fest", which has become a legend now, is a miracle DVD!
"Tokyo Idol Festival 2010" DVD, now on sale!
Who is Bakarizumu?
Now, it's "Who is Bakarizumu?" corner, which was very popular last time.
Now, four members will appear.
Only one of them will move by only listening to instructions from Masuno-san in the sub-unit.
One of the four members has become Bakarizumu.
Who has become Bakarizumu?
Masuno-san, are you in the sub-unit?
She is!
What is it?
How is it? It's your second time today.
Yes! I'm really looking forward to it.
Was it popular last time?
It seems like it.
I'm already having a lot of fun.
I can do it for hours.
Masuo-san, you like this kind of work, don't you?
There's a lot of this kind of work.
What is it?
But last time, the members worked hard and didn't get anything.
That's right.
But it was too easy.
I think Masuo-san was having too much fun.
That's right. I didn't care if I got caught in the middle of it or not.
For now, I'll say only what I'm thinking about.
Please have fun even in the middle of it.
Doesn't Morimoto-san have to be careful of that?
I'm having fun.
What?!
Let's see what happens if Masuo-san actually loves her.
Hosogai...
I know it, so you don't have to do it.
Hosogai has the receiver and Masuo-san is connected.
Let's see what happens.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's normal now, right?
Yes.
Is it normal?
Let's see.
Huh?
Is it okay?
Yes, please.
It's still normal Hosogai.
Hey!
Yes!
Hey you!
Hey you, third-class!
Third-class idol!
Third-class idol?!
Hitoyama Nanbo!
Shonbei Hagi!
Gya gya, don't be noisy!
If you talk at once, it's hard to edit!
Miyake!
You've completely changed your plans and switched off your phone!
Kikuchi!
I heard you changed your manager!
How do you know?!
I'm sure it's Masuno-san who said it!
How do you know?!
I'm scared...
You said you wouldn't pay attention to the new manager and now you're running your own business?!
It's the truth!
How do you know?!
I'm scared...
Hosogai-san said something I shouldn't say...
Please don't make me say weird things!
Hosogai-san and me, we won't let anyone win!
That's right!
Now you're normal, right?
Your mouth moved on its own.
That's right.
That's how it is.
Your character will change now.
Who is the first reporter?
I'll announce the four members.
Sakai-san, Nagano-san, Tachibana-san, Ito-san!
Come on in!
Please line up in order.
Out of the four of you, only one of you is connected.
It's Masuno-san.
The rest of you are like Masuno-san in your own way of thinking.
Who is it?
I'll ask you a few questions.
First of all...
Where do you think you're as good as other idols?
Please show us your idol guts!
Reality!
How about you, Mira-san?
Have you received all of the orders?
Yes, I have.
Okay, that's it!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Then, all of you, open!
Ta-da!
The number of Rikuri's back.
There are three of them.
I don't think there are more than three.
Shut up, Kikuchi!
Are there any other places where you can win?
No, but I don't know!
Are there any other places where you can win?
No, idling is where we compete the most.
With those numbers?
With those numbers.
But if you think about it like that, it's not funny!
Shut up, Kikuchi!
Tachibana-san, a place where you can laugh.
Yes!
That's right.
Other idols can't laugh.
Um...
Half of them are comedians.
Probably comedians.
They're comedians.
They're not idols.
They're not idols who can't laugh.
They're comedians.
This is already comedians.
Yes!
Next, Tachibana-san.
A place where you can laugh.
What's with this round thing?
Huh?
But when Serina was writing it earlier, I glanced over it a little.
That's suspicious.
Huh?
That's right, that's right.
Now, and...
It's definitely not boring.
Reality.
Don't say it!
Look, there are levels like this everywhere, right?
Well, like, there are levels like this everywhere, right?
There are? Like...
There are? No, there are. It's easy to understand. There are, right?
There are levels like "konpa" and "itaita", right?
Now, let's look at one more question.
Next question.
Write katakana words that you think are cool.
Takekawa Yukihide.
Do you know it? "Ta"... "ma"... "ta"... "tachikute" and "ta"... "ke"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "take"...
"takekawa"... "ta"... "ma"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"... "takekawa"...
Some cool Katakana words...
And...
The most feminine...
That's a Paula conference!
What no...
That's a Paula conference!
Dunno where did you find that word!
Wasn't it a word you just thought of?
Wasn't it Paula conference!?
Well...
This is, um, when I first spoke of it...
Cool.
It makes girls laugh!
You're like...
And...
Active.
Active, yes.
Active.
- Active. - It's pretty common, Active.
- Active, isn't it here? - No, that's Puni Puni.
- No, that's Active. - What?
- Yes. - And, Natsumura-san.
- Hyoi. - Hyoi.
- What's Hyoi? - Hyoi is...
- A cool word. - Um...
I thought you'd come to a weird place, so I chose...
- The closest one, Hyoi. - Hyoi, right?
- Hyoi. - Hyoi.
- I thought you'd say it. - And, Yuto-san.
- Takekawa Yukihide. - Takekawa Yukihide.
- Wait, is this cool? - Yeah, it's cool.
- Ancient word. - Ancient word.
- A clear answer is... - I don't know it.
Who's going first? Show us!
That's good.
Do you know "godaigo"?
"Godaigo"?
"Godaigo".
Yuna, you're acting weird today.
Weird? What's wrong?
Your face looks like you want to laugh.
No, no, no. See you later!
Did you get it? Time's up!
Here's your answer.
Yuna's the only one who got it right.
Who's the correct answer?
It's...
Yes!
Only Yuna got it right.
Yuna!
It's...
Masuno!
We didn't know if you knew "takekaegihi" or not.
It was a little hard for Itou-san.
You didn't know, did you?
I thought you knew.
You did well, Itou-san.
Thank you!
On the contrary...
Sakacchi and Nagana-san...
Could you give me a break?
What's wrong with you?
You're too active!
It feels like I'm slipping.
Could you stop it?
Why is that?
It feels like I'm wearing flying wet clothes!
It's funny.
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's really hard for me to read!
It's difficult!
I can't read it at all!
Let's move on to the second question.
The second question is for Yokohama-san, Endou- san...
Kaede-chan, Kamura-san...
It was really fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Let's watch it on the TV.
Only one of you four will do the bakarizumu.
Let me ask you the first question.
Please give me a new catchphrase.
A new one, please.
A new one, okay?
Until now...
For example...
Please don't say "jumbo" or "big".
Please give me a new one.
Time's up!
Okay, first of all, Yokoyama-san.
Please show us your catchphrase.
"Akimoto-kun and Destra-den".
I know what you're trying to say, but...
Why did you put three people in it?
"Akimoto-kun and Destra-den".
For example, when you introduce yourself...
Did you say "Akimoto, Kyuhara, Destra-den, Morimoto"?
That's right.
Speaking of Morimoto-san...
Save's green apple and lime.
And...
Myple's chives!
Chives?! Is that what you mean?
What do you mean by "chives"?
Well...
When you look at it and think about it...
The taste...
The taste is "chives"!
It's not about how it looks or how you eat it.
The taste is "chives".
It's like you're going to be angry the next day.
What about someone you have a deep impression of?
Kamakiri's male.
What?!
It's something I've been thinking about for a while now...
I think it's Kamakiri's male.
It's not female, it's male.
Yes, it's definitely male.
I didn't know which male it was.
I didn't know which male it was, but I think it's Kamakiri's male.
It's Kamakiri's male.
It's like this, right?
It's like this.
Did you say you didn't know which male it was?
Yes, I did.
Did you say it?
Did you say it, Kawamura-san?
Stand up! Stand up!
What does that mean?
Stand up as you are.
Why is your outfit today also "stand up and learn"?
Kawamura-baka (idiot)
Next, second question.
If you could say one complaint to the staff, what would it be?
I think Matsuno-san is trying not to be noticed.
This is difficult.
He is being suppressed even more than before.
Michael-san's chives definitely have Michael-san's taste.
Too much rubbing.
Just one.
Basically, rubbing too much.
Everyone is rubbing too much.
The way you write is scary.
Why? Why?
You are fast.
Amazing.
I don't say anything.
Did you say it?
Yes.
Time's up!
Next, first question.
Wangan Toy.
Toy...
One star, one star. Wangan Studio.
Yes.
Is that a complaint to the staff?
I think so.
It's Toy.
It's getting longer and longer.
Hey, Michael.
Replace the members.
Replace all of them.
Replace all of them?
What?
Asuna has been doing this for 4 or 5 years.
She doesn't have freshness.
She's tired of it.
Do you want her to replace all of them?
Yes.
She's getting rusty.
Yes.
Okay, Kaede.
She's rubbing too much.
She's doing it again and again.
I was thinking of that.
She's doing it again and again.
She's getting rusty.
It's getting too long.
She's doing it again and again.
She's getting tired of it.
Isn't it the second corner?
It's the second corner.
Isn't it fast?
I don't know anymore.
Kaede is doing it.
She's doing it.
Kaede is doing it.
Okay, Kaoru.
You can hear the voice of the audience.
Isn't it what you think?
You can hear it sometimes, right?
What?
Shut up.
Okay, everyone.
Who do you think it is?
I'm shocked.
What should we do?
She's writing something again.
I don't know.
If you have anything...
Time's up!
1.4 minutes! Go ahead!
Kaede!
I want you to meet her.
I'm Umekohan.
- Umekohan? - Yes.
Kaede.
Most of you are Kaede.
Who's the one with the crazy rhythm?
Please!
Kaede!
I'm Umekohan!
I want you to meet her.
I forgot!
I don't know what you're talking about.
How was it?
Yes.
How was it, Kaede?
When you asked me about the first question, I said "Yes, I did."
No way!
I said "No, I can't."
You did?
Did you two trick her?
- Did you two trick her? - Yes!
- We won't! - No!
But you thought her voice was completely loud, didn't you?
That's right!
That's what you thought, right?
No, no, no.
You're scary.
Now, for the third interviewee...
Miyake, Ojima, Honchin, and Oka.
Nice to meet you!
Now, for the third interviewee...
I think your vocalism will be more powerful.
How was it?
I see.
My voice is a little hoarse.
What dream did you have last night?
I saw a woodcutter...
...a woodcutter, Yoshitake Tanaka...
...floating in the river.
I saw a woodcutter, Yoshitake Tanaka...
...floating in the river.
Are you awake now?
Time's up!
Let's say it together.
Open!
P.Chan said, "People all over the world became bean sprouts."
- When I woke up, I became bean sprouts. - Everyone became bean sprouts.
And...
- Kibori's... - Kibori's Tanaka Yoshitaka-san...
- Yoshitake-san? - Yoshitake-san? Yoshitaka-san?
I didn't let Yoshitake-san hit me in the face.
- Who said it? - It was Yoshitake-san!
- No! Yoshitake-san isn't here! - It's Yoshitake - san!
- Sounds like "kit" - It's Yoshitake-san! Sorry, I got it wrong.
- You didn't let it hit you in the face. - It's my mistake!
- Your leader didn't say that to you. - Yes.
- And... - You picked up a sock.
- Yume. - No way.
That's it for this question. Did you know who is the bakarism?
This is pretty easy to understand.
Please write down who is the bakarism!
[Who is the bakarism?]
Is it a feeling?
I think it is.
Time's up!
[Who is the bakarism?]
Let's open at once!
[Who is the bakarism?]
Ojima, ojima, ojima... Chikatti, ojima, ojima...
Everyone is ojima.
Everyone is ojima. Why?
Why?
It's impossible for me to write about someone like this.
Who is the bakarism?
Yes!
You said Yoshitaka-san, didn't you?
Huh? Masuno-san!
Didn't you say Yoshitaka-san, didn't you?
Get off, please!
Ah, she got off.
Ah...
She might get angry.
What?!
Yoshitaka-san is the previous director, isn't she?
Yes, that's why...
Announcement!
The tribute concert of Noriyuki Makihara, which celebrated its 20th anniversary in October 2010, will be broadcasted on Fuji TV Next!
The cast is not only Noriyuki Makihara himself, but also Gospellers and Juju, who participated in the tribute album which was released on January 12th,
and ten groups of artists like Kimagure, who will not miss the luxurious concert overnight.
Yes, you may leave.
Um... I have to think about my life, don't I?
Um...
That was a little...
A fatal mistake!
Yoshitaka-san, Yoshitaka-san...
It was a little hard for you to ask, wasn't it?
Well, well, it can't be helped.
It's difficult.
It's like...
It's like you have to match the vocalism.
That's right.
You can't say a lot of complicated things.
Things you don't know much about...
Takekawa Yukihide-san, you don't know her?
I don't know her.
She often writes songs.
You know her!
Yes, yes, Godiva.
That kind of thing is a little difficult.
No, no, I had fun.
But you did a good job today.
What?
You did a good job.
I did a good job today? I did a good job?
How was it last time?
It was crazy.
It was crazy?
Then it might have been a little... It might have been a little...
We have to go higher.
That's right.
We have to go higher.
That's right.
It's not fun.
We have to study.
That's right.
I think that only Sakachi and Nagano-san are a little...
I did my best!
You're mean!
It felt like I was tied up in a mouthful of poop.
What?
Why did you say that at the end?
It's the last one!
It's the last one of the Iowa Band!
We barely made it in!
I'm tied up in a mouthful of poop!
You're mean!
Okay!
You're mean!
You said it last time when you came down, but you can feel a unique atmosphere.
Is that so? Do you feel it?
I do. Is it because of the temperature difference?
Did you see it on the ground?
See what?
It was on the ground.
I heard rumors about it.
Rumors?
I'm a little...
Why are you in such a hurry?
What?
Have you seen it?
I've seen it. I've seen it.
I always watch it.
No, I don't watch it.
You watch it!
I always watch it.
You watch it!
I watch it. You're really thinking about it.
Can you turn it off?
I don't know. I've been out of the studio all the time.
When I come back, I don't know.
I have a feeling of health.
Feeling of health?
The atmosphere is a little different.
Isn't it just a little shy?
What?
If you don't see each other for about two weeks, you're already in shy mode in the dressing room.
What?
That's right!
Two weeks is too short!
Too short! Too short! Come on!
Hit me!
Come to my office!
Come to my office once a week!
Once a week?
Right?
Anyway, I'm glad that Sakaguchi and Nagano-san have settled down.
Who was it just now?
You watch it!