AISubs v3.5
♪ All I can do is take my body off you ♪
Laugh until you can't laugh, that's my motto
What lies beyond this horizon
is reality
Yeah!
No matter what,
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Run! Me too!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Let's go!
Jump! Jump! Jump! Our Jump! Jump!
Someday, I'll become a professional idol!
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
A deftamate musical girl band
Their seniors struggle at the show
(Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!)
Happy faces, smiling faces
But we're there all the time
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
In a funny format song
Sin andbasta!
♪ The reaction was a bit strange, right? ♪
♪ The master of victory is me! ♪
♪ But still, I keep going! ♪
♪ I want you to like me! ♪
♪ I'm not lying about aiming for the top! ♪
♪ No, I'm not lying about aiming for the top! ♪
♪ Today, tears are about to fall down. ♪
♪ I'm always a girl. ♪
♪ But someday, until we catch up with the stars, ♪
♪ we'll continue to walk in the same way. ♪
♪ Yay! ♪
♪ Seriously, jump, jump, jump! ♪
♪ Occupation, idol ♪
♪ We are... ♪
I can't believe Ponchi is 20 years old!
♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! One! Two! Three! keyboard! ♪
♪ Jump! Jump! Jump! Go forward ♪
Idol Leah!
♪ Jump! Jump! Jump! Go forward ♪
Good evening!
We are Idol Leah!
Today we'll introduce you to
We've been waiting for this moment!
I'm Kaomura Yui, 12 years old, and I'll be your host for today!
Thank you for having me!
- Alright, then... - Are you okay?
I'm a little... a little nervous right now...
In this segment, we're going to talk about what we think would be exciting to talk about in this segment...
- Well, we're going to talk about that topic... - Yes, that's right.
Talk about it! Talk about it properly!
- Let's get excited! - Let's get excited!
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
- Are you okay, Yui? - I've been listening to Mana-chan's voice all day.
- Mana-chan! - That's right.
- I'm so excited! - When you're with new people, you have to go all in, right?
- That's right! - That's right!
- Are you okay, Yui-chan? - Are you okay, Yui - chan?
- Then... the person who announced it! - Yes!
Ah, it's all of you, after all...
- Then... - Everyone...
- Mana-chan! - Yes!
- Go for it! - Today's first conversation!
- The first word is... - Mana-chan!
- Mana-chan, what is it? - Oh, you're going to announce it now, huh? How bold!
- You're going to say it, today, right? - Here I go!
- Yes! - One, two...
- According to Yui, let's all think of a way to lose weight! - Let's think of a way!
- Let's think of a way!
- I don't know! - Um...
- After all... - Do it yourself!
- I thought I'd say it, but... - I thought you'd say it, huh?
- After all... - I thought you'd say it, huh?
- In my current state... I don't think idol groups will sell well.
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- That's why you're not focusing on yourself! - No, I'm not!
- But! After all, I think I'm pulling you in! - I see!
- In order for us all to sell well... - Yeah.
- I thought she'd lose weight for me. - Let's do it! Together!
- I want to lose weight! - But, actually...
- You were fat in the summer, remember? - Yeah...
Do you still get fat in the summer and now? Have you lost weight, honestly?
- No, it hasn't changed much. - It hasn't changed at all?!
- Huh?! - You were working hard!
- I did it once, but... - Yeah?
- I went on another impossible date, so... - You did?!
- I'm sorry. - You didn't notice!
- For real?! - Yeah.
- But, you lost so much weight, like umeko. - Yeah.
- What are you doing? - Why did you lose weight?
- Well...
- What? - Me?
- Yes. - Do you know the quality of food?
- Oh! - Calories and fats.
- For example, if you're serious, you should eat more carbs. - I see.
- Or you should study more. - I'm embarrassed!
- You're Kao-chan! - Kao-chan!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- But you lost weight too, Ami-chan. - Yes, I'm Ami-chan!
- But I lost weight like a nori. - Nori?
- You lost weight like a nori? - You're so light.
- But I thought of one thing.
- When you're fat, you shouldn't ask about others.
- Fans say you're cute because you're thin.
- But I was told by my fans that I love round ears.
- And I thought it's okay because there are people who like me like me.
- But after I lost weight, my fans told me...
- "I'm glad you lost weight. You used to look like a pig bun."
- That's terrible!
- How can you say that?
- She really hates it.
- Do you really think I'm a pig bun?
- No, that's not it.
- Even if you ask me now, you'll betray me.
- You can't say that after you lose weight.
- Ask people around you in three years.
- You can't say that in three years.
- I'll say it for sure. - Thank you.
- I'll believe what you say in three years.
- Just for today. - I'll say it for sure.
- Just for today? - Just for today?
- Just for today.
- Is there anyone else who succeeded in losing weight?
- Before shooting the DVD...
- Ai-chan sometimes eats donuts in three years.
- Isn't that right?
- Our manager is pretty strict.
- That's right.
- People say that Ai-chan is fat.
- What?
- That's right.
- Thank you for the long answer.
- But in reality...
- Compared to before becoming an idol...
- I gained a lot of weight. - That's true. - Ai - chan, you've gained a bit of weight, haven't you? - That's right!
- I'm sorry, that's right! - It's okay, I'll never wear a character like that.
- It's okay, I've decided on that character, so it's definitely okay. - Ponchi, apologize!
- What are you doing?! - Ponchi, apologize!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'll try not to include this kind of theme as much as possible.
- But Ponchi-san, you're dieting right now, aren't you? - Ponchi, you lost weight too!
- I lost a lot of weight. - Yuna's lost a lot of weight. - Yuna! Yeah, Yuna's next to me... How do you say it again?
- You've lost a lot of weight. - Me too! I gained a lot of weight everyday.
- You guys have gained a lot of weight! - Let's move on to the next person!
- Let's go to the next person! - If we don't do this, we'll get hurt.
- So, any other announcements? - Okay!
Rurika, would you like to say it?
Yes.
One, two...
You're wonderful, Bonchobi!
I know!
I know, right?
You're so wonderful!
I feel like I should ask people like you who have never heard of Bonchobi.
I love you so much that I went to your Tokyo Dome concert on November 30th.
Really?
Yes.
You have a wonderful voice.
Your voice is not human.
You have a wonderful voice.
Thank you.
You can hear my voice clearly.
I like it.
You're excited only about this part.
Your guitar is cool.
Only Ogura of Bokutane can sing Bonchobi.
Right.
This theme is only for one group.
I think we should move on to the next group.
Who announced it?
Me!
Ami!
Wait, I didn't think I would get it.
Here we go!
Talking about promises
What's that?
What's this?
Ami, you're talking about yourself?
No, no, I'm sure you all have your own.
Girls say, "Let's go out for dinner next time. Ask me out."
I told Ai, "Ami, take Ichimaru with you next time."
She's been saying that for about a year and a half now.
Wait, can you deny it?
I'm saying it, but...
What do you really think about it?
No, no, it's not like that!
Ai, you know...
It's not like that!
I don't know if it's because you're in the same agency, but you're a little reserved.
No, no, it's not like that!
It's just a fight in the agency!
It's not like that!
When you say it, it sounds like you're making a fuss about love.
No, no, it's not like that!
You're making a fuss about love, right?
Making a fuss about love?
You can say "garara" instead of "garara."
Garara!
"Garara" instead of "garara."
Wait...
But you do say that, right?
Yes, yes, yes!
Do you all really say, "Let's go out for dinner next time?"
No...
Because I've never seen you guys hanging out with your members.
We're not hanging out!
Hang out with us!
Because we're probably...
21 days...
If you count the years...
We'll be together for about 363 days.
That's a lot, but...
Because...
What do you do in private?
We've been together for about five years, but we've never hung out.
Not at all.
Sometimes we go home from work...
Sometimes we go out for dinner...
You all go out for dinner, right?
Because if you say "Rurika-chan" or "Erika" in class, we hate you.
What?!
No way!
What?!
We're too close!
Because when I was reading the magazine earlier...
There was this suspicious relationship between celebrities...
And Michael was 66% sure that he liked girls.
What?!
I don't want to hear any more weird stories about idols...
It said "Leader Endomai is a pervert!"
What?!
Really?!
In the magazine?!
Really?!
Wow!
Anyway...
I said it on the day it didn't air, but...
Mugen-san! Mugen-san!
You closed it really quickly!
Of course! That's how it is!
So, the person who made today's talk theme the most exciting...
I think it's Mana-chan!
Mana-chan, congratulations!
Congratulations!
And with that, we've brought you today's exciting talk theme!
Wow, you're bringing up a lot of things!
I know, right?
I was surprised!
No, Ami-chan, I thought it was funny!
Thank you!
Okay, stand by for the next song!
Okay!
Okay, everyone, please stand up!
Is everyone okay?
Okay, everyone, now that the talk has gotten exciting, please listen to "Kokuhaku"!
Kokuhaku
I don't need friendship between friends anymore
Please stay by my side more and more
Summer love
stay by my side more and more
Sometimes I ride the wind and fly to the blue sky
I wonder if I can smile well at the end
In front of everyone, there is a young girl
But she wants to go wild
If you are troubled
I will tell you a lot and a lot
God of summer, spring and fall
I want you to know that I love you.
On sunny days and rainy days,
just once, just once,
I'll give you a chance to confess your love.
I won't forget you, God.
Please watch over me.
I'll carry you on my back.
I won't forget you, God.
You are my sun.
I'll give you my love.
Please watch over me.
Will you love me?
One! Two! One! Two! Three! Go!
Kira Kira Hyakka Ryoran
Kira Kira Goka Kenran
Utsudo Hanazono, I'm a high school student like you.
Kira Kira Hyakka Ryoran
Kira Kira Utsudo Homuran
Utsudo Hanazono, I'm a high school student like you.
Kira Kira Hyakka Ryoran
Utsudo Hanazono, I'm a high school student like you.
Kachou Fungetsu Itsukushi ni Shimiru Yei! Geishuu Yei! Itsuse Hai! Hai! Farewell
Kiseki no kono sekai ni
I'm right here, flower of love
Sparkling, hundred out of ten
Sparkling and swaying
♪ Kira kira hyakka youran ♪ (Kira kira hyakka youran)
♪ Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ♪ (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa)
♪ Kira kira hito entran ♪ (Kira kira hito entran)
♪ Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ♪ (Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa)
♪ Yatta bokuchi da yo ♪ (We did it)
♪ Koukai shitaku nai ♪ (I don't want to regret it)
♪ Shimboku moreba yama ni naru ♪ (Silence becomes a mountain)
♪ Osataki demo ♪ (even at the end of the sound)
♪ Gachoufugetsu itsukushimi ♪ (Gachoufugetsu itsukushimi)
♪ Oshime mo (yay) ♪ (Oshime mo (yay) )
♪ Mejime mo (yay) ♪ (Mejime mo (yay))
♪ Ikute hai (hai) ♪ (Ikute hai)
♪ Hanamaru hyakute mankai na ne ♪ (Hanamaru hyakute mankai na ne ♪)
♪ Tokete yo (yo) ♪ (Toketeyo)
♪ Yo (yo) ♪ (yo)
♪ Idolipathy ♪ (Idolipathy)
♪ Good
♪ Kawaii (kawaiiiki) ♪ (kawaiiiki)
♪ Idolipathy ♪ (Idolipathy)
(idli patti)
♪ Which one will you choose? ♪
♪ Make sure you think about it ♪
♪ Make sure you pray for the future ♪
♪ The rising electricity will soon disappear ♪
♪ It's about time for the first flood ♪
♪ No matter how much you charge ♪
♪ You can't get rid of it like a habit ♪
♪ No matter how much you use it ♪
♪ You can't get rid of it like a habit ♪
♪ I want to choose myself and my teacher ♪
♪ I don't care if I say a lot ♪
♪ I'll shake off the starry night ♪
♪ No matter what you say, I'm glad you're here ♪
♪ I refuse to be entangled in your heart ♪
♪ Beautiful eyes ♪
♪ Excited eyes ♪
♪ This is the only way ♪
♪ Like a wink ♪
♪ I'll do it ♪
♪ I know, know, kiss you and make you special ♪
♪ You love, kiss you, have ecstasy ♪
♪ If you kiss me, we'll connect ♪
♪ The red thread of the world ♪
♪ It doesn't matter if it's blue or hot ♪
♪ Woo! ♪
♪ I know, which one will you choose? ♪
♪ I know, think about it carefully ♪
♪ I know, green is better ♪
♪ I know ♪
♪ I wonder if it's time for disinfection ♪
♪ No matter how poisonous it is ♪
♪ There is no meaning like a lie ♪
♪ Two-year contract, sanitary napkins, decorations ♪
♪ I don't know what the best t-shirt is ♪
♪ Is it a blue-up or a blue-down? ♪
♪ How do you deal with it? ♪
♪ You'll know when you touch it ♪
♪ Hey, I'll write you an email more and more ♪
♪ In the end, I'll send you a text ♪
♪ You see, I'm happy now ♪
♪ I want you love, kiss you ecstasy ♪
♪ I want to hear your voice when we meet ♪
♪ I want you love, kiss you ecstasy ♪
Secret, listen to me, I love you ♪
♪ Blush, kiss, show me ecstasy ♪
♪I can't take it anymore ♪
♪ Blush, kiss, show me ecstasy ♪
Yes, thank you very much for coming to Snark Chive today!