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I'll do my best!
Stargun! Let's keep polishing!
Stargun! The strongest heart!
Stargun! Today is Friday!
Yes, in order to become a Stargun!
I want to be stronger and stronger!
I want to sparkle more and more!
Because you are here!
I will surely shine!
My stomach and love have changed!
I work out all day!
I update my records!
I'm on a diet and I can't eat!
But I won't give up this time!
The magic of love!
Because you are here!
I want to believe!
Because you are here!
I have to do it!
I'll do my best!
Starboy! Shine on me!
Starboy! The best smile!
Starboy! I can't say it well!
Starboy! I love you!
I want to be with you forever and ever!
Even if we are far apart!
Because you are here!
The sky is shining!
I want to be stronger and stronger!
I want to sparkle more and more!
Because you are here!
I will surely shine!
(G)I-DLE
It's started.
I'm a young and mature girl.
I'm a member of Fuji TV.
Nice to meet you.
This show is about girls who are growing up as idols.
It airs every Monday at 1 p.m. on Fuji TV.
Now, let me introduce you to (G)I-DLE!
Now, let me introduce you to these members.
Let's have some fun!
The benefits of this DVD box are...
(G)I-DLE is going to have a party at Mr. Mori's house.
(G)I-DLE has gone back to the garbage house after a year and a half.
(G)I-DLE is starting to break down due to the serious situation.
It's the 715th time for (G)I-DLE to come here.
But we have a question for you.
Where is Masuno san?
And Hosogai is here instead of him.
Thank you!
Where is Masuno san?
Camera, please.
Maybe?
Where?
Why?
It's a stupid rhythm.
We are now in Sam's booth.
What do you think of (G)I-DLE that you watch from Sam's booth?
The girls we usually see in person are very charming through the screen.
I'm looking forward to it.
Is it impossible if you don't see them through the screen?
No, it's because they are very talented.
They are very popular on TV.
No!
They are not popular at all.
Let me tell you why Masuno san is in Sam's booth.
One, two...
Who is stupid rhythm?
Yes, it's a new corner.
Who is stupid rhythm?
From now on, four members will appear.
Among them, only one member will listen to the instructions from the sub-member, Masuno-san, and move.
Among the idling members, one of them is stupid rhythm.
That stupid rhythm is to guess who it is.
Masuno-san, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Well, I've been doing idling for a long time,
but in this new corner, there is a high possibility of failure in the first round.
Let's do it with confidence!
Isn't the hurdle too low?
By the way, what will happen if you are actually manipulated by Masuno-san?
Right now, that thin stick is in a state of listening to Masuno-san's instructions.
It's ringing in my ear.
So, once again, please give the instructions to the thin stick.
Let's do it!
Hey, idling!
You guys aren't doing a good job!
Your average score is about 60 points!
You're all just so-so!
Hey, Asahi!
Yes, ma'am!
I heard you were late a lot recently.
Huh? I didn't know.
I heard you missed three Shinkansen trains.
That's not true!
This isn't the time for you to complain about your manager!
I didn't say that!
I'm Yokoyama.
I'm Yokoyama, you bastard!
Hey!
You said you had a toothache, but I heard you missed six trains.
Hey, Norimoto!
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
What do you think of it?
It suits you.
Okay!
So now, Hosogai is just as Masuno-san said.
Now, he's just a normal Hosogai.
We're finally back!
Masuno-san was scared and was being manipulated.
Why is Hosogai-san like this?
He was doing a guitar drill just now.
Actually...
Actually, it's not that bad.
It's nothing like that.
She's a good girl.
Nice to meet you.
Now, let's get down to business.
Who is Bakarizumu?
The first question is for Tonoka-san, Kikuchi-san, Morina-san and Kawamura-san!
Welcome!
Out of the four of you, only one of you is listening and speaking to Bakarizumu's commands.
I see.
To put it the other way around,
the other three of you are acting like you've received the command and are speaking based on your own thoughts.
So you're the spies, right?
Yes, these three of you are the key points.
Is that okay?
Yes!
That's right!
Now, who is the idiotic rhythm in this?
I'd like to ask you a question.
Wow!
What should idols fix now?
What is it? Please write it in the clip.
Start!
You don't talk about it much.
Only one of you...
Everyone should fix their faces more.
You wrote it correctly.
Everyone should fix their faces more.
Your faces are too scary.
Wait, Ami is grinning a lot.
Who is listening?
Only one of you should fix their faces more.
Everyone should fix their faces more.
Everyone is writing it slowly.
Isn't it too long?
Are you ready?
Are you serious?
Time's up!
Are you ready?
Let's open it together!
First of all, you should fart a lot.
And you are all beautiful, so you don't have to fix it.
Too much red blush on the night sky.
It's good, isn't it?
Fashionable!
And you should...
You should...
What are you doing?
More, more.
More.
More than now?
More than now.
More.
More than now?
It's like you're fixing it.
No, no, no.
Are you all fixing it?
We're not.
We're not fixing it.
Idling is always wonderful and cute.
It's enough like this.
It's definitely weak.
Yes.
The return is sometimes smelly.
Sometimes smelly.
Is it like that?
Recently, Toshi is saying those things.
You're doing too much with your red cheek.
I was saying various things about the members, but I can only hear this.
There's more?
It's funny.
Why are you writing a scary story?
What's wrong with you today?
It's scary.
I know you're thinking like that, but I don't know.
Should we put more letters and numbers in our group name?
Should we change our group name?
We don't need a group name.
What was Masao saying?
He wrote two.
Two.
Then let's move on to the next question.
Don't say anything.
Let's move on to the next question.
Don't say anything.
Please make a joke as much as you can think of.
Start!
Udon flew away.
I think only one person wrote what they heard.
The other three are thinking on their own, right?
Don't say anything.
Start!
Udon flew away.
Who is that?
Udon flew away.
There's no orange.
It's hard to say because it's off.
Good!
Kubo took a break.
It's still a joke.
Start!
Kubo took a break.
Anyone else?
Tonoka-san.
Parco and Tenparco.
I like mozuku.
Parco and Shodougai.
Good!
Is there anyone else?
Parco and Shodougai.
Anyone else?
Yes.
Yes, Su-chan.
Ire-tamago and Tamago-wa-chaui.
Is there anyone else?
Time's up!
I don't know!
Okay, everyone.
Listen to these two questions and write down who is the idiot.
Kamara-san, you write it down.
This is pretty difficult.
But the answer...
I think it's Su-chan.
Who is it?
I think it's Su-chan.
But if you answer at the same time, will you be able to win?
Yes, yes. There's that possibility.
Everyone, do your best!
Really?
They say that, too.
They say it's Jo, right?
Did you solve it, everyone?
Yes.
We solved it.
Okay, time's up!
Now, let's open them all at once.
Okay!
Umeko.
Umeko, Umeko, Umeko.
Su-chan.
Ton-chan, Umeko, Ton-chan.
Ton-chan, Kawamura, Umeko, Ton-chan.
Ton-chan...
Kawamura, Umeko...
Ton-chan, Umeko, and Su-chan.
There's a lot of Umeko, right?
I think it's Su-chan.
Kawamura-san, you think it's Su-chan, right?
Yes, I think it's Su-chan.
I see.
Now, then...
Who is the correct answer?
Who is the idiot?
Now...
Who is it?!
The correct answer is...
It's definitely the same thing!
It's obvious!
It's weird.
It's always Kawamura-san, though.
Which part?
Masuo-san!
Yes, yes!
How is it? Kawamura-san's robot-like face?
Kawamura-san's manipulated face is irresistible.
It suits you very well.
Does it suit me?
It suits you.
After you give an order, your face will distort for a moment.
It's scary!
It's like...
Everyone, you should manipulate your faces more!
It's like, "Can you specify the premise of manipulation?"
It's weird!
It's natural!
How is it?
It was very fun.
It looks like you had fun.
Regardless of the TV, I can't do Gojiga-mura forever.
But, Masuo-san!
Masuo-san!
We tricked a few people!
Did you trick them?
Yes!
That's good! That's good!
That was Kawamura-san's acting ability, wasn't it?
I think it was wonderful.
Kawamura-san is always different!
Even though I'm different!
I did my best!
That's wonderful!
Ah, I see! The people around you also...
Yes!
I think you were able to trick them.
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Umeko!
You did your best!
Then, let's move on to the second question!
Endo-san, Honchi-san, Kaede-chan, Tachibana-san!
Yes!
It's quite a poker face, isn't it?
It's like she's about to get tricked.
I don't know!
First of all, I can't understand Kaede-chan's attitude.
Then, you know the rules, right?
I didn't know until just now, but...
Ah, you didn't know!
Then, only one of you four will be the bakarism.
Then, let's ask the questions!
First one!
Second one!
If you were reborn, who would you like to be as an idol group member?
Please write it down!
You don't have to write it down!
You can write it down and show it!
Nobody wrote it down!
Eh!?
What are you saying!?
She might say something amazing, but...
Nobody wrote it down!
When you become a bus driver, you should write something amazing and properly!
Ah, that's right!
Only one person is listening.
No, Mike's faker face is...
Ah, faker face is true.
If it's perfume, it'll come up, but...
No, if it's a punch, it won't come up.
No, it won't come up.
If it's perfume, it's a notch, but...
All together, open!
Nothing came up. No one came up.
Yazawa (father)
Mike (father) is back.
No one came up.
No one came up, right?
No one came up!
If it's perfume, it'll come up, but...
Ah, but...
If it's perfume, it's a notch, but...
Notch.
I like it.
If it's idling, nothing comes up.
If it's idling, it won't come up.
It won't come up.
No one wants to become one.
I see.
Yes, Ukane-chan is...
Asahi-san.
Asahi-san is...
Somehow, she's athletic and her hairstyle is similar, so...
Is that all?
Even if she's reborn, she doesn't look like she'll change much, so I wonder if she'll cry.
She's cute.
She's a model.
What kind of brave hairstyle is that?
Ochibata-san, Luka-chan.
Yes, Luka-chan.
After all, she's a little girl, so she gets spoiled a lot, and I think it's nice.
Ah, do you want to be young again?
No, it's not like that!
Then, let's listen to the second one.
When you're late for recording, you suddenly calm down. Can you give us an exquisite excuse for that?
She thinks it's good.
That's right. Masa-san is good at this kind of thing.
She's definitely good at it.
She's smiling and thinking about it right now.
What?
Doesn't it look like you'll understand it right away?
It says that only one person will understand it.
It's high-level.
Right?
Who do you think is suspicious so far?
Not the three of you.
No, these two are suspicious.
Michael and Ponchi are a little suspicious.
But there are some that are surprisingly good.
Kaede-chan knows the rules, so I'll say it for now.
Really?
I don't know who it is.
Will Ponchi suddenly come up with perfume?
I like perfume.
I usually listen to it on my iPod.
Don't you listen to it on TV?
I listen to it more than our own songs.
I listen to it more than idling songs.
Don't you have it?
I have it.
I have four of them.
Not an iPhone, but an iPod.
I have it. I have the yellow one.
I listen to it on my iPod.
I listen to it every day.
Who is that person?
It's you, isn't it?
So, it's over, right?
Yes, it's over.
Let's say it together.
Bye.
Nina was in the cosmetic pouch.
That's why she was late.
Honshi-san, you thought you were good at it.
Suspicious!
It's the other side of you.
It happens sometimes, doesn't it, Nao?
You're always late.
You're good at it, aren't you?
You've done it before, haven't you?
I haven't! I don't think it's good.
It was during Shinkansen.
It's not like that!
You're always late and you're always laughing.
It's not like that!
I wanted Nina to do it.
It's not like that!
You do it a lot, don't you?
And Kaede-chan said...
The dog I have at home is cute and I play with it.
It's not cute in any other way.
How many dogs do you have?
About five.
Really?
I thought it was good.
When I went out with my shoes on,
my shoes turned into konnyaku and I couldn't wear them.
When I realized it wasn't Yurippe,
I thought, "Yurippe, you didn't think about this."
Thank you.
Yurippe, you did a full swing and missed it.
Thank you.
Yurippe, you did a full swing and missed it.
If you have any questions, please ask us.
Do you have any questions?
Yes.
For ponchi, is there any member you can't forgive?
It's faster to find a member you can forgive.
Wow!
It might be Kuro Ponchi for a moment.
I haven't played it recently, so I want to play it for the first time in a while.
Kuro, right?
Yes.
Is there any member you can't forgive?
Member you can't forgive...
It's faster to find a member you can't forgive.
(Laughs)
That's right.
I'm the same way.
We're all like that.
Yes, we'll take these questions.
What?
Everyone, please write who you're talking about.
What?
If it's different, it's terrible.
But there are various problems with acting skills.
It's surprisingly easy.
I thought of it earlier, but...
But it's surprisingly easy.
Time's up!
Let's open it together!
Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi, Fonchi...
It's definitely this!
Prunay, Fonchi!
Only Su-chan said "prunay".
I wrote "behind, behind, behind".
If you wrote "behind, behind, behind", wouldn't it go back?
It would go back.
There's something about it.
I wrote "behind, even further away".
There's something about it.
I see.
Alright, who has the correct answer?
Who is the backer?
Yay!
Good for you!
Masuno-san!
Yes?
Wait a minute!
Um, I'd like to say this for a moment,
but I didn't really give out any instructions this time.
What?!
For now...
For now, I did say what I was going to write on the flipbook,
but the rest of the "what's the supplementary word for this" is mostly an ad-lib by Honchi-san.
What?!
What do you mean it's hard to find a member you can forgive?
That comes up so often!
Wait a minute!
That comes up so often!
Wait a minute!
That's Masuno-san!
I feel like I just pressed a switch for no reason!
That's what Masuno-san said!
That's terrifying!
Terrifying!
Is that your pattern?
That's scary!
In that sense, it was really wonderful, Honchi- san.
Thank you!
Yes, Honchi-san was correct.
Let's move on to the third question.
Member change.
Yazawa-san, Yokoyama-san, Asahi-san, Sakai-san!
I think I understood what you said just now.
We haven't revealed it yet, so we're looking forward to it.
Even if we revealed it, it was pretty interesting.
Now, only one of you has not been revealed yet.
First of all, I'd like to ask you something.
Yokawa-san, are you okay?
A new member has joined IDOLiNG.
Who is this surprising new member?
Please write it down for us.
It's like a grumpy insect-like creature.
It's like a grumpy creature that you don't know much about.
Let's not do it!
It's like a grumpy creature that you don't know much about.
It's been a while since I've heard of it.
What?
It's like you've never heard of it before.
The new member that I wrote down was a surprising member.
What kind of member was it?
It'd be pretty embarrassing if you wrote it down completely.
Now, only one of you has not been revealed yet.
Time's up!
This is embarrassing!
Are you ready?
Let's say it together.
Open!
Max Can Coffee.
Matsuko, right?
Max Can Coffee.
Kid Manager.
What is this?
It's like this.
Open!
What?
Isn't Max Korean?
Kaomura... Kaomura idiot!
Is it true?
That's...
It's a secret!
Yes, it's a secret.
Korea's popular K-pop show has finally landed in Japan for the first time!
Every week, the hottest artists of the season perform in Korea.
Every time, various artists appear and create a hot live performance!
Even in Japan now, K-pop artists who are on break enjoy their lives in Korea,
they buy artists who are on break for free...
Huh?
They buy artists for free...
It's a must-see program for K-pop fans!
Yes!
Please watch it!
Now, who could it be?
Why is everyone laughing?
Oh, orders are coming in!
Orders are coming in, so...
It's suspicious.
That's why you're laughing, right?
Yes.
Who could it be?
If you could meet me for the last time...
Would you like something?
Don't say that!
I can't say it!
That's...
I can't say it!
I couldn't say it.
I can't say it.
I see.
Most of the things you just said, you can't say.
If it's acting, it's super embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
Now!
Let's move on to the next question.
In 2011, what was the most popular one-shot gag?
That's free.
That's free, not a flip.
Sakachi, it's free.
Sakachi's most popular one-shot gag.
Sakachi's original one-shot gag, please.
Come forward.
Okay, Yasawa-san, please!
Max Gatsohi!
That's wrong!
Max-san!
That's the worst!
No, but it's embarrassing!
Shut up!
Okay, Yokoyama-san, please!
Is this the camera?
Ganbaru-ji!
Okay, Akari-san, please!
The most popular one-shot gag of 2011.
Go ahead!
Onereku, chikara, buu!
Okay, Asahi-san, please!
Please!
What's going on?! Is there any bread left?!
What do you think of this game?
Everyone, please write down who is stupid.
Who is stupid?
Kambra is stupid!
You've been saying that for a while now.
But I've heard you say "Kambra is stupid" before.
Time's up!
Everyone, please give us your answers.
Sakacchi, Asahi, Asahi, Asahi, Nao, Nao-chan, Asahi, Asahi...
Sakacchi, Asahi, Asahi, Asahi, Asahi...
I don't know their faces.
Maybe it's not their faces?
Didn't you use their names?
Sakacchi, it's not like that!
I was really confused.
Really?
No, that person is a comedian.
She can do that kind of thing.
What about you, Yurika-chan? You also had a gag earlier.
No, it's not like that.
I don't know "g" in Yandere.
I know it surprisingly well.
Who was stupid?
It's a win!
It means that Asahi-san is amazing, right?
It's a win!
How was it?
Asahi-san was wonderful.
And for my last one-shot gag, I asked for Sakai- san's free acting.
It's a win!
I think I was able to camouflage it well in the end.
It's true that this chair is not for massage.
That's right.
So I thought it would be fine like that.
And also, Yazawa-san is a complete laughing maniac.
I'm sorry!
And also, Yokoyama-san, I feel like you dug the deepest hole I've ever seen.
That's true.
Are you okay?
Does it mean that Asahi-san did it himself?
Asahi-san was wonderful.
I said what Masuno-san was about to say.
Kawamura idiot!
Asahi-san was wonderful.
It was amazing.
I was nervous.
When you rehearsed it for the first time, you were a little nervous, weren't you?
I didn't get nervous at all.
I'm glad you did it.
You did it perfectly!
But it feels good for people who did it for the first time.
It feels good, doesn't it?
But you're relieved, aren't you?
Because you dug the deepest hole in the end.
What are you talking about?
I thought you were that serious about it, but you're not serious about jokes.
That's why you were good at making fun of me.
That's amazing.
It was fun.
I was delusional about Masuno-san's voice.
What was your role?
What was it?
I was acting as an actress.
You're still acting, right?
I'll do my best!
Masuno-san isn't coming.
Masuno-san!
Thank you.
How was it?
It was fun.
I want to do it without me being in the sub.
Personally, it's fun.
Personally, I want to go to another venue and do it in a venue where I'm not known at all.
That's amazing!
Like a live broadcast.
That's dangerous!
I don't want to say it but I want to save it in my mind.
Even so, I want to see the conflict that I'm told to say it.
I want to see the conflict while eating beefsteak.
It's a hobby.
Sakachi's gag at the end...
Sakachi was funny.
Sakachi's facial expression when I said "free acting" was funny.
That's sad.
It was funny.
I want to do it again.
It's funny.
It's like a live broadcast.
It's funny.
You can see it in the broadcast, right?
When Matsuno-san says it like this.
That's right.
While I'm grinning.
You can't tell what the audience is saying up there.
You can say whatever you want up there.
You can see the grin on their faces.
That's embarrassing.
That wasn't funny!
Goodbye!