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Nani ga shitai no ka sae mo wakaranai mama de
Tada ii tari kii tari watashi janai mitai
Yatai kawa no naka de yume mo niteru koigokoro
Unmei no shunkan wo futo materu no
Hatenai ima kara samete umareta warato no toki ni
Nee honnou no watashi wo mite
torii narashi wo nukedashite
otona jyanai kedo
kodou demo nai koi wo shiru
tsuki ga kagayaku yozora no shita de
suki kirai suru suki
suki kirai ai suki
hakenai yume kara zamete
umarekawaru sono toki ni
nee, hontou no watashi wo mite
ima sugu aitai kimetsu no mail take it off ima sugu aitai kimetsu no mail take it off nugi sutete
ai o shiru yoake to tomo ni hikari o ari
sugu itami aitai kimetsu no me
love ring love ring
We're here for you. We're idols, young girls, stupid girls.
- I'm one of the running message Menanter's Orimaster game. - Nice to meet you.
We feature idols who are new and growing up as female idol singers.
Yes, and Fuji TV's first episode of "Hydling" is airing from January 1st at 4 o'clock in the morning.
And now, let's introduce "Hydling" for a bit!
Yes, first of all, please introduce yourself.
Today's theme is "Instruments you want to try first and foremost"!
Yes, I'm Aito Shimizu, nice to meet you.
The instrument I want to try is...
...the violin!
I see.
You're good at it!
Yes, I'm Erika Okawa of the "Hydling" group.
The instrument I want to try is...
...the acoustic guitar!
I'm the 7th member of "Hydling", Aizawa Rika.
The instrument I want to try is...
...fruits!
I'm the 8th member of "Hydling", Funchi.
The instrument I want to try is...
...one of Rika's special skills, the drum!
Yes, I'm Rika Okawa of the "Hydling" group.
The instrument I want to try is...
...saxophone!
I'm Morita Shizuka of the "Hydling" group.
The instrument I want to try is...
...the trumpet!
I'm the 7th member of "Hydling", Konichiwa!
The instrument I want to try is...
...the violin!
I'm the 9th member of "Hydling", Serina.
The instrument I want to try is...
...the guitar!
I'm the 14th member of "Hydling", Isomi.
The instrument I want to try is...
...the cero!
I'm the 15th member of "Hydling", Nasu-Hidano.
The instrument I want to try is...
...not a lullaby but a drum like Mr. Hong-Chu!
I'm the 16th member of "Hydling", Chiaki Kiko.
I'm a guitarist.
I'm 17 years old.
The instrument I want to play is bass.
I'm 20 years old.
The instrument I want to play is trombone.
I'm 26 years old.
The instrument I want to play is timpani.
Let's go!
The advantage of this DVD box is that we can party at Mr. Mori's house.
But Mr. Mori's house has gone back to a garbage house after a year and a half.
We are starting to break down due to serious situation.
We received an offer from an idol group.
Thank you very much.
The offer is...
this!
IDOLiNG game app production!
Yes, recently on Fuji TV,
there's a trend of making 1000 game apps.
Since we're making 1000 game apps,
IDOLiNG received offers to make original apps as well.
I see.
Now that we've received offers, let's get started!
Let's develop game apps!
Let's go!
It was a dream!
Since we're developing game apps, we asked you to come up with original games you can play on your smartphone.
And you gave us a present!
Good things turn into games right away!
I see!
This is really...
It'll make you rich!
If you sell this...
If you're really happy with it, you'll make it into a game right away!
Yes!
Once it's released as a game app, it'll be distributed all over the world!
Please come up with something that's world-sized!
Let's go!
First up...
Endo-san!
What are you doing?
This!
Yes!
Oh, that!
Yes!
To the beauty salon...
Oh, it'll come out like this!
That's right.
To the beauty salon...
It'll come out like this, right?
Maybe I should rewrite it.
It's a game where you have to answer the requests of the girls who come to the beauty salon.
It says "answer" here.
No, wait...
"Talk" in English...
That girl...
What's this?
In the game zone...
Let's say it's Miwa-chan.
There's a girl named Miwa-chan.
Miwa-chan is a customer, right?
Miwa-chan brings photos.
Please look closely.
She has photos, right?
Please do it like this.
I'll zoom in.
When girls go to the beauty salon...
They bring gas and room heaters.
They bring those.
At the moment, Miwa-chan...
Can you see the photos surrounded by scissors and scotch tape?
Here?
At the moment, Miwa-chan...
Yes.
And Miwa-chan wants to get rid of her curly black hair.
Yes.
In order to do so, she has to color, cut and perm her hair.
As a hairdresser, you have to know that.
And once you cut your hair, it doesn't grow back right away.
It doesn't grow back.
What is that?
Look forward.
Who took those sexy shots?
No, wait.
What?
So, you have to answer to their demands.
You have to answer to their demands for photos.
Who did you answer to their demands?
It's hard to say, but...
If you cut too much or curl too much, your customers will be angry and leave.
I see.
That's why you don't care.
I see.
Let's move on.
This one.
What is it?
It's small.
What is it?
It's small.
Wow, you're motivated!
It's an action game.
Well, I...
Miwa-chan!
It's not like that!
This kind of game existed about 30 years ago!
It's not like that!
The movie I'm drawing...
I just can't draw it!
The past! The past, the future, and flying in various spacetime...
Yes!
Well, it's true...
Isn't it kind of interesting?
Fighting with people of that era's characteristics...
For example, if you're a warrior, you're a warrior...
If you're in the future, you're like a future-like person...
But this expression doesn't have any characteristics!
That's why I'm not good at drawing!
What's this? What's this?
This is a weapon! A weapon! A gun!
One more!
One more! Here it is!
Here it is!
Why is it so small? Why is it so small?
No, this is...
What is it?
I don't really use apps for studying...
So even if it's not for me, I want to study!
But just studying is boring...
If you write a word and remember it, you'll get a fashion item...
And if you collect it, you'll be able to go on a show one day!
So you already have your own avatar!
That's right! That's right!
And you exchange it for points...
And you go on a fashion show in the game...
And you do contests and stuff like that...
Well, it's true that it might be good as an app for studying...
Yes, that's right...
It's good, isn't it?
Okay, next up we have...
Nagano-san!
What is this?
This is terrible!
What is this person doing?
What is this?
This is a complete rebellion!
Well, you know...
Serina, you bastard!
Well...
It's not like that...
I wanted to buy a car...
But I didn't have one at the time...
So I couldn't buy a car...
You're good at this!
And...
Even in a race...
You can get points like this...
But you can't buy it...
That's right!
I thought I'd explain it to you later...
Then explain it to us!
The explanation is...
It's a car race...
You make the car run...
And you get first place...
That's not true!
Serina, you bastard!
Serina, you still have more!
You still have more!
Serina, you still have more!
Serina, you bastard!
Serina...
Making a cake!
Serina, you bastard!
I think you wrote it under a tree...
Serina, you bastard!
A diary?
It's written in a picture...
Serina, you bastard!
Making a cake...
Is there such an app?
Yes, there is!
What is it?
The last one...
The last one is...
Decoration...
What kind of game app is this?
You mix it up, bake it, decorate it, and when you're done, you aim for the top.
Serina, could you come over here for a second?
Why?
We need to talk.
No, no, no.
This is cheap!
Who is this?
Huh? Who is it?
Huh?
What is it?
It's Hershey-san, but...
This is more like a mini-game!
Mini-game!
No, it's not a mini-game.
It's a mini-game.
Yes!
I have no idea what this is!
You clean up in order.
You go "nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan," and you get angry!
She's mad!
No, that's not it.
For example...
...there's this pattern that gets more and more difficult.
At first, there are five toys in a row.
For example, a straw hat, a bear stuffed animal, something and something, something and something and...
And you put it in your room.
And after 10 seconds, it's broken up and you have to line it up again.
This is a very famous character game.
What was it?
This is terrible.
This is hide and seek.
Hide and seek.
This is terrible.
This is original.
Next.
So far, nothing decent has come up.
Why?
Next, here!
Next, Kawamura-san.
Kawamura-san.
What is it?
What does "idling" say?
"Idling".
It's a training game.
"Idling".
What is it?
I see.
Do you know what it is?
I see.
You have to raise it more and more.
You have to raise it properly.
If you don't raise it properly, it will go bad.
That's right.
It's not easy to get it at this size.
It's not tamagotchi.
Next.
"Cut your own hair" game.
But it's really fun.
When I have free time, I always cut my own hair.
Cut it!
Don't make it an app.
I use my concentration a lot.
Put your hair on the screen.
Put it like this.
Do you really put your hair on the screen?
No, it's not like that.
You can see your own hair on the screen.
And you can find your own hair from the app.
When you find your own hair, you can cut it.
And you can cut your own hair again.
But there are many kinds of hair.
There are two kinds of hair.
And there are many kinds of hair.
There are many kinds of hair.
It's really fun to find your own hair.
And you can see "chocolate catch" at the bottom of the app.
"Chocolate catch" is when chocolate falls from the sky.
There are many kinds of chocolates and different shapes.
And you can catch only this and that.
And it falls.
It's like a bomb.
When you catch something with a penalty.
And you get points for the chocolates you catch.
It's really fun.
Did you not think of this app even for 10 seconds?
No, we didn't.
I made a mistake.
"Chocolate catch" is a game where you separate chocolates.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know.
You separate chocolates.
That's terrible.
It's not funny at all!
It's funny!
This kind of game won't sell!
You can get a big guy.
What?
You can get a big guy.
I want you to explain more.
You can get a big guy in Miyazaki.
There is a show called "Big Guy".
I don't know!
It's an added bonus.
It's a fishing game app.
It's "sashimi" in Japanese.
No, it's an app where you can get a big guy.
There are many apps like that.
I see.
Let's move on.
I don't know how to explain it.
Here it is!
Can you do it?
It's a game where you combine the parts of your idol members' faces.
It's like a fortune-telling game.
You can get all the parts in a quiz or combine parts of different members to make a "new face".
Can you do it?
Oh, I see. You can combine parts of your members' faces to make a "new face".
Or you can combine your original "maiple" nose with your "kawamura" nose.
Or you can combine your "sue" nose with your "kawamura" nose.
You can make a "new idol" face.
The game company praised it a lot.
It's the most realistic way of playing.
But we want to use our real parts.
It's easy to draw a picture.
But what I'm aiming for is the real thing.
The real "maiple" nose and "kawamura" nose.
What are you doing?
We want to use the real "maiple" nose and "kawamura" nose.
So you're going to take a picture of it, right?
It's not scary. It's realistic.
So you're not going to use animation or pixel art.
You're going to take a picture of it and cut it out of it.
And you're going to add our hair and cut it out of it.
I don't like it.
It's creepy.
It's the most realistic way of playing.
Please do it.
Are you Yokoyama-san?
Yes, I am.
I think this is very good.
Catch Taiyaki
I wrote "catch Tai" and "taiyaki"
I see. It's novel.
Taiyaki looks like it's flying a lot.
Taiyaki is flying a lot?
It's flying.
Where is it flying from?
Is it flying forward?
Yes, it's flying forward.
I thought it was flying very close.
What is it flying at this moment?
It can't be processed if it flies like this.
What is it flying at this moment?
Taiyaki has a basket like this.
Taiyaki can catch Taiyaki and move it forward.
Taiyaki catches it and the score is divided by the color of Taiyaki.
Taiyaki is flying a lot.
Taiyaki is flying like crazy.
There is a gold leaf inside and it's called "taiyaki".
I see.
Isn't it "taiyaki"?
I wanted to eat "taiyaki" at that time.
It's interesting as a stupid app.
It's simple and it's surprisingly simple.
It's not enough.
Next.
Nanonidero
Who is it?
Run!
Are you rebellious, too?
No, I'm not!
What is it?
Is it used in the show?
No, it's not.
When fans come to our concerts and live shows, they bring it with them and ask how many times we've flown with it.
Wow!
It's a watch!
It's a watch, right?
I see!
That's how it is!
But you can shake it and play with it, too.
I see!
It's not a game you play with it, but an app you use in a live show!
That's a good idea!
It's fun!
I want to try it in a live show!
With a smartphone!
It's fun!
It's in round mode...
It's not very delicate, is it?
No, it doesn't have a bad idea!
It's like a movie!
It's like a movie, but it doesn't have a bad idea!
I'm happy!
Next!
This one!
Okay!
I'm a smartphone user, and I thought about it seriously!
This is the second level.
For example, at the beginning, like a traffic light, red, yellow, blue, green, white, and so on...
There are colors!
For example, if there are five colors at first...
This...
You know...
What?
You know that character!
What?
That character!
His hands stretch!
What?
His hands stretch!
It's like...
Eating meat and stretching your hands!
Do you have to make us so scared?
The protagonist!
Eating meat and stretching your hands...
No, no!
Meat!
Meats!
What is that?
It's the hand gesture that the one who stole it often says.
Face!
Here it is!
Yes!
Here it is!
Panyo and rhythm battle!
What?
What is it?
Panyo!
Is it really a character you made?
Panyo!
Panyo is...
Panyo, Panyo...
It's different!
What?
It's different!
That's right!
What?
It's totally different!
So, Panyo is usually quiet like Masuno-san in private.
But, for example, like Masuno-san appears in a program,
when there is a battle, he transforms like "kyan"!
He switches on.
Yes, that's right.
Usually, he is like an indoor person,
but when he is active,
he hits his hand on the screen like this.
That's how Panyo and rhythm battle.
Which one is better?
You are talking like an idiot.
Is it fun?
It's fun!
If you have excitement,
Asahi-san, you have one more, right?
Here it is!
Panyo and solo!
It's totally different!
Not again!
Not again, Panyo!
Listen to me!
Panyo, it's fine!
Panyo said it quite lonely.
Panyo will probably get angry!
No, it's fine!
Because it's dangerous,
Panyo wants to let Panyo go out.
So, Panyo makes Panyo fly all over the world.
But, if Panyo doesn't fly by himself,
Panyo is not energetic.
So, Panyo's hands are easy to cut off.
Panyo is big!
It's fine!
So, Panyo hits Panyo on the screen like this.
I'll send it to you.
If you just help me like that,
I think it'll be easier for you to understand.
It's easy to understand.
Why? It's easy to understand, isn't it?
It's funny, but...
I'm sorry.
It's funny, but I don't think it's good.
Why?
It's too much.
Why?
So, what's this?
Yes, idling serious waterboarding.
This is a bit of a hidden theme for me.
What is it?
Serious waterboarding means you can casually play on the train, right?
In addition, you can memorize the idling members' faces and names.
If I had this, I might be able to memorize it, too.
You want it? You want it?
I want it. I want to memorize it.
What do you want to memorize?
There are about 40 cards in it, and you just need to line them up.
It might be good for those who are interested in idling.
And at the end of the card, you can see the members' special skills or something like that.
I think it would be interesting if we had something like that as a bonus.
It might be good. You've thought about it properly, haven't you?
You're serious, aren't you?
Okawa!
Yes, I'm Okawa.
I do the members' make-up from their bare faces.
Don't you do the members' hair when they're at school?
No, it's not like that!
Don't you all do it like this?
It's cuter!
It's cuter, but...
It's not like that at all!
No, it's not like that!
I do their hair too.
You do their hair too?
Yes, I do their make-up.
I see.
Yes, it's a game like that.
Well, it might be good for each other.
Next up is this.
On Fuji TV 1...
"Tokyo Marathon 2011", where more than 20,000 people will leave their homes in Tokyo.
Fuji TV will broadcast this year.
It's a live broadcast.
It's a 7-hour time limit.
We'll broadcast everything.
Yes.
Please watch it. It's on Fuji TV 1.
Okay, so...
Over there is the person in charge of the game app.
Is he okay?
Let's ask him.
Good morning.
What do you think of the idea of the game app?
Everything is wonderful.
Seriously?
Please bring it back.
This is... an action game!
It's wonderful.
An original game app with a lot of idling.
It will be released this spring!
Please look forward to it!
And that's it for "Develop an app and play it"!
But... I think you said it yourself, didn't you?
"Bring it back" is something adults say a lot.
"Bring it back" is...
There are some good things about it, so please play it!
Asahi-san, please explain what you said at the end.
It's a game where you can enjoy "bring it back" like that.
It's like "develop an app and play it", but you have to let it go out.
Goodbye!
I don't think you said "bring it back" yet.
Asahi-san, it's more interesting for you to explain "bring it back" than the app.
"Bring it back" is "kawaii"!
♪ Bring it back, bring it back... ♪
It's different!
It's not a fish!
What is it?
What's in the bread?
It's called "oopa loopa".
Oh, the bread is "oopa loopa", right?
It's like "oopa loopa"'s cousin.
"oopa loopa"'s cousin is "oopa loopa", right?
Well, well, well...
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
The one who will decorate "develop an app and play it" is...
Su-chan!
Su-chan, please explain.
Every time it's different!
World!
Otaku!
Let's make it!
Su-chan, please explain it.
In short, it's an abstract painting.
Please explain it, Su-chan.
First of all, what is this?
When did you draw this?
Su-chan drew it!
But I think it's an abstract painting.
There's another one.
Did you draw it?
Yes, it's this one!
But Su-chan drew it!
Wait, wait!
This one and this one...
This one is abstract and this one is OK!
Yes!
I think you drew it while you were sleeping.
This one is the main subject.
This is the main subject, isn't it?
Yes!
Ms. Usui-sensei, please explain it.
This is a factory, and apples are flowing from the factory.
What's wrong with you?
Apples are flowing, aren't they?
Yes, yes, yes!
And then it becomes like this.
It's really hard to understand if you explain it, but...
Explain it in an easy-to-understand way, then.
A lot of apples are flowing.
They're flowing quite fast, aren't they?
What factory is it?
It's an apple factory.
Do you make apples?
Yes, that's right.
Do you get apples?
It's an apple factory.
Do you make apples there?
It's an apple factory, but...
There's an old man who likes apples.
He's not talking, but he's an old man who likes apples.
There are a lot of old men who like apples.
I want to eat apples, too!
It's not "I want to make it," it's "I want to eat it."
It's not "I want to send it to the world," it's "I want to send it to you."
And then, before you know it...
I don't know, but...
There's an old man in the flowing apple.
He's crawling in!
You're kidding me!
That's right, that's right!
There really is an old man.
And...
Do you want to eat apples, old man?
I want to eat apples, so I'm going to live in apples like Momotaro.
You think it's in there, don't you?
And...
While you're cutting them up...
There's an old man in the apple.
There are five of them.
If five of them come out, you win.
So you're going to look for the apples that the old man is in?
I'm not looking for them, I'm just going to cut them up.
You're going to cut them up, right?
The apples that come out, right?
Yes.
There are two kinds of old men.
There's an old man with a tulip in his head.
No, actually...
Actually, I was thinking of five kinds of people.
Five kinds of people.
Actually, I was thinking of five kinds of people.
That's right.
I was thinking of five kinds of people.
What happens if you cut them up?
If you find five men, you win.
I see.
What if you find enemies?
No enemies or anything like that.
We're trying to find men.
There are no enemies in a factory, you know.
If you find them, you might cut them up.
You might cut them up.
Misaki might cut them up.
Things like this happen.
This is the best thing you can do.
That's right.
I'm going to keep this safe.
I'm going to submit it to the government.
Please look it up.
It's a research material.
What kind of apps can you make?
Please look forward to it.
That's it for now!
This has been "Develop a game app"!
Goodbye!