AISubs v3.5
I love you.
I want to be with you forever and ever.
But even if we are far apart,
Because you are there,
The sky is shining.
I want to be stronger.
I want to sparkle more and more.
Because you are there,
I'm sure I'll shine.
(G)I-DLE
We're starting now. I'm Matsu, a new member of (G)I-DLE.
I'm Saito Maiko, a TV announcer. Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols.
(G)I-DLE airs on Wednesdays and Sundays at 1:40 p.m.
I'm (G)I-DLE!
We're going to send you off now.
But everyone!
You can play toys with (G)I-DLE!
What is this toy?
(G)I-DLE
(G)I-DLE's Gashapon will be on sale!
Gashapon is amazing!
Gold-plated Gashapon
It's gold-plated
It's gold-plated!
Do you know what this is?
This is Brocken Jr.
I don't know!
This is Sunshine
I don't know!
It's amazing!
Also, S.B. Gundam
That's right!
We have Bandai's Nakahi Junji-san here to commercialize Gashapon
Thank you for coming!
Nakahi-san, is it really okay?
Is it okay?
Please do!
Yay!
It's really okay, right?
It's okay!
You must be grateful, right?
Yes!
What is going on?
Did you actually bring it here today?
Yes, we did!
It's here!
It's Salmon Pink!
That's cute!
And this is the actual idol workshop!
With Michael, Yazawa-chan, Asahi-chan and Amimi.
So you make all of them, right?
That's right!
20 types, right?
All 20 types!
It's not easy to make all 20 types.
I see!
Do you understand?
So you have to make a lot of them.
It's not good if you don't make a lot of them.
It's expensive.
There are about 4 or 5 types, right?
When will it be released?
It will be released in mid-February.
Where should we go for it?
All over Japan, HMV, Snow Apple Theater and other places.
Let's try it!
Let's change it!
Thank you!
I don't have it.
You don't have it?
Huh?
You are so nice!
I will pay you back later.
What?
You don't have it?
I don't have it?
You don't have it?
I don't have it. If you don't keep it, you will be lazy.
Is it real money?
It is real money.
What?
Why are you turning around?
Why are you turning around? Don't turn around.
Here is 300 yen.
Thank you!
Kaze, draw a good one.
Okay!
Kaze, draw a good one.
Wow!
Kaze, draw a good one.
I will choose this one.
Who will it be?
Kaze, please!
This one is good.
I got it!
Who did you get?
Huh? Uneko!
Oh!
Kaomura!
Kaomura, you got it!
I got it!
I am happy that you got it!
I will do it again!
It is weird!
It is not weird!
Do it again!
What is it?
Do it again!
Money is coming out, right?
Who did you get?
Wait! It is impossible!
It is Uneko!
Wow!
It is really good!
Wow!
The machine on the upper left is amazing!
Wow!
It is a big win!
Uneko, you got two!
Wait! Do it again!
Isn't it good?
Can we finish it like this?
It is a big win!
Uneko, you are amazing!
You are amazing!
Are you waiting for me?
Please!
It's Su-chan's!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy!
You got it!
Thank you very much!
What is it?
It's supposed to be correct!
I want to see it! I want to see it!
It's supposed to be correct, right?
I want to see it!
It's cute!
It's an "s"!
It's a quiet "s"!
What is it?
It's a "s"!
Everyone's colors are different!
It's a capsule!
It's a very good capsule!
It's nice!
It's like a diamond!
I opened it with my teeth, but I don't want to touch it!
There's also a signature on the back!
There's a signature on the back!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's green!
It's like a crab base!
It's rare!
Let's treasure it!
I'm happy for each one of them!
I hope everyone will play it!
"IDOLiNG GASHAPON" will be released in February!
"IDOLiLING GASHAPON" will be released in February!
It will be sold in HMV and other companies!
Please buy it!
Thank you!
Because of that, we decided to party at Mr. Mori's house.
But after a year and a half, Mr. Mori's house went back to being a garbage house.
Due to the harsh situation, we gradually started to break down.
Shall we make the plan you all thought of into a corner?
Yeah!
That's a lot!
Now, 2011 is the year of competition for idling.
So, once again, we are very interested in it.
With the first broadcast, we want to make a quick plan for the world.
Is it next month?
Yes!
With the first broadcast of next month, we want to make a quick plan for the world.
So, let's leave it to idling.
Yes!
With that said, we have been collecting ideas from you since last time.
It seems like you have brought a lot of ideas this time as well.
So, let's make sure we don't do what we did last time.
First of all...
Asahisa!
Yes!
Pop!
Yes!
I'm sure this will be adopted.
Really?
Yes!
So, here is Asahisa's plan.
Pop!
Idoling and acting like an adult!
What does that mean?
It's like a play.
You have to act like an adult.
Like an adult?
Yes, like an old lady.
You have to be careful of how you say and your facial expressions.
You have to act like an adult.
I see. So you have to act like an adult.
Like an adult.
For example, if you act like an old man, you have to act like an old man.
So you don't have to act like an adult.
You have to act like an adult.
I wanted to make it an interesting play.
If you act like an adult, it might be interesting.
Asahisa, you have to act like an adult.
What do you mean?
An adult?
We don't know.
You have to act like an adult.
We don't know how serious you are.
Okay, I got it.
Let's do it.
My back hurts.
I'm sorry!
What is that?
It's a pattern of my back hurting.
Can you be serious now?
Is there a pattern like that?
You have to be serious.
I'm serious, right?
You have to be serious.
You have to be a serious old man.
Old man?
You have to be an old man.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
Are you talking about me?
I'm sorry!
It's okay, right?
It's not like me after the recording.
It's like a serious old man.
It's like this.
You have to act like an adult.
We had the script thought by us.
It's fun to act like an adult.
Yazawa, please be a serious old man.
Erika, it's difficult.
Yazawa, be a serious old man.
Sakai, be a serious dog.
I'm sorry!
Is that okay?
Is it okay?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Okay, okay, okay.
You shouldn't pee.
What's wrong with you?
And then...
This is how it happened.
A serious director and actress fight.
A serious director says...
You! You're going to lose!
And then...
And then Mr. Kawamura said...
A serious Perry comes in.
You're going to lose!
You're going to lose! You're going to lose!
You're going to lose!
Perry... Perry came! Perry came! Perry came!
Wow, I think this might be interesting.
- See? - What's wrong?
- Terry! - Terry!
- This is probably... - This is probably...
- ...the members' first time seeing... - That's right.
- ...a new unit. - It's like a series of continuous battles.
- Terrible. - Terrible.
- It's a bit of a solo attack. - Terrible.
- This is definitely not funny. - It's a big attack.
- This should be pretty good, so... - Thank you.
- It's good. - It's good.
- If it's a good theme, it'll suit it. - But if you just show up and say "Terry" or something...
- It'll be more interesting. - It'll be more interesting.
- If you think about how you'll show up, it'll be more interesting. - That's right.
- Wonderful. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Next up... - Thank you.
- Honchi! - Yes!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I'm... - What's your plan, Honchi?
- Here it is! - Wow, it's detailed! - Wow, it's cool! - It's great!
- It's "Onigakkong"! - It's great!
- I think it's a game that makes the viewers and the players excited and thrilled. - Yeah.
- It's set in Fuji TV. - Yeah.
- Fuji TV is huge, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.
- There are 20 people in the group... Well, they're all on screen, but... - Yeah.
- There are 20 people in the group, and they're divided into groups of 10 people. - Yeah.
- Well, it's like "doroke". - It's like "tousouchou", isn't it?
- Well, it's not like that, but... - Oh, it's not like that!
- No, it's not like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's not like "takuri" or anything like that. - No, it's not like that.
- They're divided into groups of half and half, and... - They hide their treasures and other items.
- They hide them and... - It's like "tousouchou", isn't it?
- And... - Yeah.
- Well, you know... - Yeah.
- The members of the "dorobou" side... - Yeah.
- ...go to get them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But there are 10 members left. - Yeah.
- And there are some kind of "shikake" in Fuji TV. - I see.
- For example? - For example...
- For example, you know, like powder falling from somewhere... - Oh, yeah.
- And you know, like you get caught while you're screaming. - Oh, I see.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It sounds fun.
- You know, like that... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And you know, like you get a treasure and you get it back, and you get a product back... - Yeah.
- And you know, like you can't get it back, you can't get it back and you give a penalty for the 10 members... - I see.
- And, well, it's in Fuji TV so I think it doesn't cost too much budget. - Nice!
- Isn't it like, you know, like the amount of money you spend more and more? - It's like that.
- I know! - Yeah.
- I want to do it! - I see, yeah.
Well, let's make the title "tousouchou" too!
No!
- That's not fair! - It's bad!
- Let's make it an election newspaper! - Let's make it an election newspaper!
Anyway, Ponchi-san, you're amazing! You can write kanji like this!
- I can! - Ponchi, did you write it in the police force?
- I can write it like that! - Ponchi-san's atmosphere is a little different from the blog.
- That's right! - It's very organized!
- It's said that there's a rumor that you're a ghostwriter. - That's right!
- By the way, Ponchi can't write anything! - That's right!
- Haha! - That's right!
- What is it?! - You made a big mistake.
- Wait a minute! - By the way, you can't write anything!
- Why is that?! - Huh?
- By the way, Ponchi can't write anything! - That's right!
- Why is that?! - Who wrote it?
- Who wrote it? Really?! - Is it really me?!
- You must have searched it on your cell phone! - I didn't! I didn't!
- You did it, didn't you?! - I don't do anything annoying every day!
- You must have written it for your manager! - You're kidding me!
- I really wrote it for you! - You wrote "time limit" and Ponchi doesn't know the words!
- How much do you think I'm stupid?! - Wow, you're good at it!
- You've improved a lot! - Yes, I have!
- Do you have another one? - No, I don't.
- You don't? Do you have two more? - Yes, I only wrote this one.
- Wow! - I see.
- Wow! - It came true!
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- I'm so happy! - It's amazing!
- It's going to be like a picture, so if you add an original idling rule... - If you add it...
- Then it's going to be like an idling, isn't it? - I see.
- I see, I see. - It's like making a hole or running like "ah!" and getting caught in a hole and falling down.
- Wow! - That sounds interesting!
- It's kind of expensive, isn't it? - It's like watching a TV show!
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- But I think it'll be fun! - Yes, thank you.
- Thank you, Sticking! - Thank you!
- It's Sticking! - It's good!
- Next, Ms. Kawamura! - Yes!
- Here is my proposal!
- Kido Ira-kung, Hamster-ung, Kansatsu-ung, Toebang-ung, or Nicho-kung-ung!
- What is this? - Aren't you asking for a favor?
- This is too cliche!
- As a proposal, you can't do this!
- Can you explain this properly? - Yes, I can!
- This may be similar to Nao's, but it's not a play.
- Kido Ira-kung is performed by one person.
- Who can perform Kido Ira-kung most easily?
- Kido Ira-kung is performed by one person? - Yes!
- Kido Ira-kung is performed in five seconds!
- Ms. Matsuno will judge!
- Please try it!
It's more like "kido" and "kido" than "kido" and "kido"
That's right.
Hamstering is about buying a hamster and observing it.
And you put a special skill in that hamster and make it walk in two steps for example.
But in the end...
I think you'll get an NG from the hamster side.
I don't want you to bite me.
Oh no, you poor thing.
You can't do it.
We can't do it?
We can't do it.
What is it?
The next one is "observation nicking".
What is it?
This is when you observe one by one of the members.
For about a second.
And...
How much do you observe?
Yes.
People who watch want to know a lot of information.
Yes, so...
Do you do it on purpose?
I don't like people following me all the way to my house.
I observe them with a tool or something like that.
I write down what I've been doing there.
And in the end, I announce it in a report.
For example...
What is "scary"?
If you're going to do an observation nicking, it's a little too normal, isn't it?
That's why Kawamura-san tells Tachibana-san "Maria-san, do some water."
And...
She keeps reacting like that.
It's weird. It's weird.
She keeps saying "do some water."
I'm not a plant.
She said "I'm not a plant."
I know that.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's right.
And for "observation nicking", I thought maybe Edi-san would like to do it.
I made a storyboard for the recording itself.
And I did it from beginning to end.
If you're going to do it, you have to do it properly, don't you think so, Uematsu-san?
You don't want to do it half-heartedly and say "I did my best."
You don't, do you, Edi-san?
I've done it before with Edi-san, but it's really tough.
It's really tough.
You can do it.
You have to do it for a test first.
Simulation.
But you know, you have to experience such a harsh world first in order to become a better adult in the future.
That's why I think you should all experience it first.
I'm going to gamble.
Right?
Let's do it together.
She'll get really angry.
Before we start, we always say "Wait!"
Wait!
She'll do it for real.
She'll really do it for real.
But you can't go home.
You can't eat either.
In the morning, around 3 or 4...
She's busy.
But she'll do it for you.
She'll do it for you.
To make it easier for you to understand...
She'll experience it first.
It'll be like this.
Can you do it in Japan?
It's cloudy!
But you're the one who came up with the plan.
That's right.
Usually, the plan is simulated.
The ladies do it for you.
She'll film it for you and you'll judge it by looking at it.
So there's a possibility you won't be scolded?
No, it'd be boring.
That's amazing!
That's up to you.
I understand.
I'll do it for you.
I'll do it for you for real.
I understand.
Next.
That's all from me.
Thank you.
Next...
Tachibana-san!
Tachibana-san, it seems like you have a lot of things you want to do.
Yes, I want to do a lot of things.
Then... Yes!
Ta-dah!
I have too many things I want to do.
I have two of them for now.
Everyone, let's play a Famicom game tournament!
It's a show, right?
Yes, it's a show.
I like games, but I'm not in the Famicom generation, so I'm not familiar with it.
That's why everyone is equal.
Have you ever played a Famicom game?
Yes, we have.
Ah, but it's only a little bit. Is it a completely different generation?
That's why we're equal, right?
Because we haven't played a lot of games.
That's why people ask us about our game sense.
I see.
We can see how much we can deal with the situation.
I think we can see how desperate we are.
Yes.
And?
Yes, and one more thing.
Who can do the "dagashi" the best?
I'll explain!
That's boring.
But people in my hometown told me I was good at it.
People in your hometown told you you were good at it?
Yes.
Hajimaro-san.
Why do you laugh like that?
I want to see you do it.
That's right.
So I thought, "Is there anyone better than me?"
So we decided to compete among ourselves.
It's like a "try-not-to-win" challenge, right?
Yes.
I want to do it!
It looks fun!
Is it still on sale?
It is.
It's a great way to kill time.
At school...
It's not killing time!
It's a show and a project!
I think it's a project.
I see.
It's fun, isn't it?
I definitely want to do it.
You definitely want to do it, right?
Yes.
You want to compete against each other, right?
Yes.
You, too, Euda-san?
I'm really good at this kind of thing.
What? Really?
I'm good at it!
You make sweets sometimes, don't you?
That's right.
I see, I see.
I was born in a lower-class family and I tend to slack off a lot.
I see.
I have a shoulder strap at the store but I'm a little clumsy with my hands.
I see.
That's great!
You might be able to do something.
I see.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Aichi-tei, Azawa-san!
Yes!
What is it?
No, no, no!
There are a lot of wild birds!
What?
Thank you for waiting!
What?
Audrey, Kasuga-like...
What is it?
Thank you for waiting!
You can't do that!
Thank you!
Here I go!
Thank you!
Okay, what is it?
Okay!
What I thought of is...
Wild birds!
Okay, do it at home!
Wait a minute!
Wild birds are a little...
Do it at home!
First of all, they look like wild birds, don't they?
Like what?
Wild birds! Wild birds! Wild birds!
Okay!
In the olden days in Japan...
We used to learn traditional culture together!
I see!
With all our hearts and souls!
Yes!
Well, how should I say it...
We would call each other "grandma" and...
Yes!
We would play with wild birds and...
We would go back to our initial feelings!
Do you understand?
And with that, with Ayatollah and me, our idol group became famous!
And...
To all grandmothers and grandfathers all over the country...
Dreams, hope, energy...
It's hard to find a city like that!
America!
No, seriously!
I thought there were eyes too.
It's like that, right?
Okay, here's the announcement!
Yes!
Don't miss the romantic opening manual that tickles your intellectual curiosity!
Yes!
Okay, let's just say the next title!
Yes!
Let's say it at the end!
I've thought of five!
Okay, here's the other one!
"Wanko Sobangu"!
Isn't it cute?
Sounds fun!
It's an idol's big move!
Goodbye!
Yazaosu
Nakano San brothers...
Nakano San brothers' live has ended since the broadcast day,
but during Nakano San brothers' live,
he always said he wanted to do it.
Is that so?
Personally.
What's "wanko soba"?
"Wanko soba" isn't a local specialty,
but you can keep adding soba to your bowl.
How many times can you eat it?
Yes.
You can keep adding it in until you close the lid.
It's a small bowl,
but how many times can you eat it?
It's like a threat.
It's like a culture.
If 20 people do it, will it be fun?
Anyway...
Idols should learn more about Japanese culture.
Please try it!
No. 3!
No. 4!
Sessions!
This is a little funny.
This is a little funny!
This might be No. 1 today!
Everyone, the influenza shot is...
To be honest, who shot it?
Who didn't?
I thought you were going to say that.
There are so many!
I can't believe it!
You have to do it properly.
No...
It's not shot, so it's perfect for the show, so let's do it.
What are you talking about?
But if you actually get a doctor to come and do a proper shot...
In the show...
Seriously...
Everyone will get an influenza shot.
It's not shot!
It's not shot?!
It's free!
Then we'll do it with our own money.
But isn't it hard to show people getting an influenza shot in a show?
It's a good thing because it's an influenza shot.
We always do it in a group.
If one person gets it, everyone gets it.
It's a group responsibility.
How do you feel about getting an influenza shot?
There's no need for us to do it here.
No, if we do it with everyone...
There are people who can't do it without timing like this.
As an opportunity...
If we all do it, I think we can get an influenza shot.
Are you going to cry?
Nao will definitely cry.
Ask the person in front of you if it hurt.
Why are you crying?
We always do it in a show.
That's right.
It might be good.
The person who saw the show might want to get an influenza shot.
It might be a good thing.
It might be realistic.
It's a very good project.
Thank you.
We'll display it here.
Continuing on...
Ta-dah!
Danai's Daledang!
Yes, it's Yazawa-san.
It's Yazawa-san!
Seriously!
Seriously, it's different!
I often say things like "Yazawa is dirty, smelly and annoying" on TV.
But in reality, it's science.
Let's show it with numbers in front of us.
I see.
There are numbers and stuff like that.
So if your feet smell bad...
Your feet's smelly bacteria is...
Hundreds of millions...
That's right.
It's the most smelly bacteria.
No!
No matter how much you look at it...
You can't smell it.
Well, no one benefits from it.
I see. That's right. I'll quit.
But I think it's good.
Thank you.
Now, the last one!
Let's see how many flies will be caught by Yazawa- san.
Ah, that's good.
"Masuno with Cutting"!
How is it?
The hairstyle...
That's right. Masuno-san's new hairstyle...
I was thinking of producing it.
You don't really have to say it, do you?
No, no, I really don't.
In a commercial or something...
It's a pain in the ass!
It's a pain in the ass?!
What are you going to do with your job after that?!
So, it's going to be a new hairstyle.
Masuno-san has been pulled to many places.
So, other people have been like...
Masuno-san... Masuno-san...
Who's Masuno-san?
Masuno-san...
That's fine, isn't it?!
How many times have you called me?!
Masuno-san...
Masuno-san, what happened to your hair?
Masuno-san said.
So, we asked our idol group members to do it.
And it became an idol group commercial.
That's right!
It's not like we want you to have a ski hat.
Or blonde hair.
Like a handsome man.
The ski hat and blonde hair are about the same.
That's amazing!
For example...
It's CG right now.
Can't you do something different?
Processing.
Processing and doing different patterns would be nice.
We don't have money for processing like that in our idol group!
I'm doing other jobs too!
I'll get a master's degree!
Is that so?
Let's end it with these two.
But...
It's not like...
It happened before, didn't it?
It did.
Don't get a master's degree in other jobs.
Seriously, Erika!
You know how you say you're cute when you lose weight.
Don't you want to see Erika's picture when she lost weight in CG?
For example...
I want to do this or this more.
I order each of those.
I say my ideal best look is like this.
It's like that.
People who are on a diet...
They make pictures of themselves when they lost weight.
If you wait for that, you'll lose weight.
I know! I know!
The members do CG.
Masuo-san goes to the hospital.
Why?!
But that means you'll get a master's degree in other jobs.
But...
I lost weight!
You're more like it than you!
I know! I know!
I thought it was amazing.
Let me do it!
I'll do it like a barter.
You've been talking so fast from the middle.
What is it?
Let's do it properly.
I'm really sorry!
What do you want me to do?
I'll do it like this.
But that means...
You're doing it like a barter.
For me...
It was fun, right?
Let's see if we can do something special.
Can we really?
We've done it before.
If we have another meeting, we can try it again.
We can do it like this.
So, please look forward to it.
That's it for today!
This was a meeting to make everyone's ideas into segments!
Goodbye!