AISubs v3.5
Nani ga shitai no ka sae mo wakaranai mama de
Tada iitari kitari watashi janai mitai
Yatai kara no naka de yume mo miteru koi goko no (miteru koi goko no)
I've been waiting for the fateful moment (unmei no shunkan o zutto matteru no)
Wake up from this endless time (hatenai ima kara samete)
When we were born (umareta wara no toki ni)
Hey, look at the real me (nee, hontou no watashi o mite)
I want to meet you (anata ni aitai koto ni)
Get out of the story (hanashi o nukedashite)
I'm not an adult, but I know love that's not a child
Under the moonlit night sky (tsuki ga kagayaku yozora no shita de)
I like listening to everything (kikirasu no mo suki)
I love sukikirasu no mo daisuki
Wake up from endless dreams (hatenai yume kara samete)
At that moment of rebirth (umarekawaru sono toki ni)
Hey, look at the real me (nee, hontou no watashi o mite)
Right now I want to see you, secret mail
I want to know love
Along with dawn
There is light
I want to see you
[music]
IDOLiNG
[applause]
Welcome to IDOLiNG YouTube channel.
Thank you for having me.
This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idols.
IDOLiNG airs every Monday night at 1:40 p.m. on Fuji TV.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG.
[applause]
Today's theme is "favorite seasoning".
My favorite seasoning is salt.
[applause]
IDOLiNG 7 language is Yazaki.
My favorite seasoning is shichimi.
IDOLiNG 8 language is Honji.
My favorite seasoning is Vietnam's Nuoc Mam.
[applause]
IDOLiNG 10 language is Suzuka.
My favorite seasoning is "taberu rayu".
[applause]
IDOLiNG 12 language is Kamura Yui.
My favorite seasoning is "ajinomoto".
[applause]
IDOLiNG 14 language is Hitomi Sakai.
My favorite seasoning is "sake".
[applause]
IDOLiNG 14 language is Maho Maho.
My favorite seasoning is pepper.
My favorite seasoning is mayonnaise.
My favorite seasoning is gochujang.
My name is Yurika Tachibana.
My favorite seasoning is miso.
My name is Kotoharu.
My favorite seasoning is oita's katoreano soy sauce.
Even so, everyone, I don't feel nervous at all!
What?!
Of course you do! You're always so excited!
You're such a pain in the neck!
In the front row, you were like, "Okay, I'll announce who's leaving."
And now you're like, "Huh? I'm leaving?!"
No, you're not!
I didn't know!
You know, there's an order. It's really like that.
Oh, it's different from what you expected.
It's different.
Yes.
Yazawa Erika!
What?!
Did you hear that, you bastard?!
What?!
It seems like you've been locking yourself up in your dressing room lately.
No, I haven't!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
What?!
It's a woman's capital!
It's not a capital!
Do you have a different way of saying it?!
It's a capital!
What's a capital?!
It's a secret garden!
See, I'm begging you!
I'm sorry!
It's been four years since you started this show.
Yes.
It's a good thing that it continues like this.
Yes.
See? I'm begging you, Yazawa-san.
I'm sorry!
I'm not locking you up anymore.
What?!
Because I haven't done anything weird!
You don't have to lock me up anymore.
What are you doing?!
I'm not locking you up anymore!
There are things you don't have to know about me!
You don't have to know about me?!
The airtime has increased!
That's right.
It's a year of competition!
Yes!
Do you understand?
Yes.
I want the world to know about me.
Yes.
The staff has been working hard for the past five years.
They've been working hard.
They've been having meetings day and night.
Yes.
And we've come to a conclusion.
A conclusion.
Yes.
Let's bet on the broadcast on February 1st.
What?!
There's something like that?!
Let's bet on this broadcast.
What's a bet?
So...
What should we do about the broadcast on February 1st?
Speaking of competitions...
Let's have the members come up with a plan...
Let's do it...
And compete, right?
Wow!
The most important part!
Is it okay for the idols?
What plan?
It's okay for the members to talk about anything, right?
Huh?!
Can we leave it up to you?
Let's leave it up to you!
What?!
It's not like the staff has become sloppy or anything...
It's not like Sakuma-san wants to go eat with the stylist's girlfriend...
It's not like that.
I think it's best to leave it up to them.
Is that so?!
It's not like we don't want to leave it up to you.
I think it's best to leave it up to you.
But! We have to compete for it!
But if we succeed in this...
We'll have everyone's planning power...
And we'll think we've succeeded.
Do you need planning power?
I think it's important.
Do you need it?
You can be a creative writer anytime.
I want to do my best.
So, we asked you to think of a project you want to do.
I'd like you to present it now.
Who will go first?
Endo-san.
By the way, there are only three pages of today's script.
It's too thick.
It's true.
It's too thick.
So, first of all, this is the project that Endo- san came up with.
It's called "Find Words".
I played with this when I was sleeping with Sakai.
You didn't say you played with it.
You said you played with it.
Sakachi and I got excited. We got really excited.
Yes, we got really excited.
What kind of project is it?
Well, it's easy to do.
We'll think of a topic...
Excuse me.
Oh, yes.
We'll think of a topic.
For now...
Then we can't see Sayaka's face.
That's right.
We'll use "jiwaki" as the topic.
Then, we'll use this "jiwaki" and...
It's not a joke, but it's like a word game.
We'll find the words that contain "jiwaki" in the words.
For example, "eating jiwaki" is important.
It's in "jiwaki", isn't it?
Also...
Ultraman's attack.
Jiwa!
Ki!
Something like that.
Oh, I see.
Jiwa!
Ki!
Jiwa!
Ki!
We'll think of a topic when we're over 20.
We got really excited.
It's really fun.
For example, if "television" is the topic...
What would it be?
Tere-tere-tere!
Beam!
Something like that.
If you're over 20...
Try it.
Tere-tere-tere!
Beam!
Tere-tere-tere!
Kifan, what you and Asahi are doing is really boring.
It's so exciting!
If we all do it, we can come up with a lot of nice ideas.
It's so exciting!
Asahi, you should try it.
Me?
Tere-tere-tere!
Beam!
It's a word, isn't it?
Let's start over from "tere-tere-tere!"
It's funny!
But we shouldn't entrust it to idols.
It's funny!
It's scary.
You mean it's a pun?
You mean it's a pun that's a little far-fetched?
Yes, yes.
Or you can think of it like this.
For example, you can use this as an answer.
Yes, yes.
You can use this as an answer.
As a hint, you can say a longer sentence.
And you can guess what's included in it.
So you don't know this and you say it.
"Juwaki" is important!
"Shokujiwaki" is important!
It's like a quiz show.
It happens a lot!
I see.
Let's think about it!
Yes, let's think about it!
I understand.
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
With "pop butter" like this...
The second song is "Daddy"!
Are you okay, Dad?
Yes, I'm okay.
You're cute, though.
No, I'm not.
This is the song you released.
"Wink Killer"!
You're already saying it's popular.
It's really popular.
There's an idol fan club called "Uraidoling".
When I was a cameraman, I did "Wink Killer".
Where did you do it?
At "Uraidoling".
The members who aren't on camera are filming "Uraidoling" right now.
When I proposed the project, it went from young people to adults.
So we thought it would be fun.
Was it popular?
We did it normally, but we couldn't do it three times.
We wanted to do it a lot, but adults got tired of it.
But it's really fun.
What about people who can't wink?
It's easy to find out.
It's easy to make, too.
It's early in the morning, so it's really loud.
It's easy to think it's a killer song.
Oh, you're strong.
I'm not strong.
You're weak.
I can't wink.
You can't wink.
There's this person called "Wink Killer".
I try to wink like I'm mixing up everyone's letters.
And I win!
You win!
It's like being on a show.
It's like being on a show for 30 minutes.
It's pretty plain.
It's quiet.
You have to capture the moment you're winked.
It's like being on camera.
You have to put a CCD in everyone's face.
How do you do it?
That's right. I wanted you all to experience the thrill of it.
- So... - There are times like that, you know.
- Can you do it properly? Please try it. - Yes.
- Then... - Which ones?
- Thief and... ah, killer and... - Thief?!
- I made a mistake. - Someone stole something.
- It starts from there. - Sorry, I made a mistake.
There's a killer, a police officer and an ordinary person.
- A female. - A female.
The killer will die if she winks at an ordinary person.
How great of a killer are you?!
But if she winks at the police, they'll be immortal.
- Immortal? - Yes.
- The police are immortal? - They'll be immortal and you'll get caught.
- And you'll lose. - I have no idea!
- Please try it. - Yes.
- Who's the killer? - Who is it?
Who's the killer? Masawa-san, who's the killer?
- Hit their back or something. - Yes.
- Ah, yes. - Ah, so that's how it is.
- The killer can't do it. - The police can do it.
- The police can do it.
- Yes.
- The police can do it. - I don't know.
- Please do it without Ponchi-san and Kikuchi-san. - I don't know.
- I didn't do it at all in the dressing room. - You didn't do it at all.
- I'm sorry. - For now, if you're winked at by the killer,
- please say you're dead in 10 seconds. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Can we do this on a show? - Please do it.
- We're going to be silent for a while. - Right?
- Because this is a silent game. - I see.
- Eh, it's a silent game? - It's a silent game.
- It's tough for TV. - It's tough.
- I see.
- Eh, what should I do? - Please wink at their back.
- Please decide who's the killer and who's the thief. - Eh, who's the thief...
- Then it's you! - It's you!
- It's you!
- The killer and the police. - Yes.
- The killer and the police. - Someone will go first and back up.
- The police will go second. - Second.
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- You can't say it!
- Everyone doesn't know! - Right.
- You decide. - You decide.
- Everyone close your eyes! - Close your eyes!
- Close your eyes!
- Please! - Please!
- Okay, everyone close your eyes! - Okay!
I said it's annoying!
Okay, Killer-san, you've decided.
Yes, yes.
And...
Police!
Huh?
Police!
I'm a police officer.
You've been to the police twice.
Huh?
Wait...
Killer-san, how many people are there?
One!
Huh?
Okay, Police-san, you've decided.
Yes!
And...
What's wrong?
One, two...
Killer-san!
Please!
The way we're lined up doesn't match at all.
That's true.
The angles don't match at all.
Killer-san, you're playing this game alone, right?
I'm playing alone.
I'm dead!
Huh?
Really?
You're dead?
Wait a minute, please.
Wait, please.
I don't think you're dead.
I'm not dead.
Huh? I...
Because Miyake-san is a killer.
Huh?
We were also killers.
Miyake-san, you're a police officer.
I've been watching you for a long time, but...
Masuno-san, you were hitting pretty hard.
I wasn't hitting!
Wait, wait, wait...
It's Miyake-san, right?
Yes.
Yes, I can't get it, so I won't!
You're so mean!
This is bad, this is bad!
You're so mean!
Let's do some back riding.
Back riding?
Let's do some back riding.
What's going on?
You're late, you bastard!
Okay, next!
Okay, Miyake-san!
Yes!
Hey, Miyake-san!
Yes!
Okay, Miyake-san, here's the plan you came up with!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Cute!
This is it. Idol member fashion check!
Yes, this is...
A member's favorite personal clothes.
It's a show bag.
Yes, it's a show bag.
Right now, not only Asahi, but Kaede is also modeling in a middle school magazine called Hanachu.
Hanachu?!
That's right.
Hanachu middle school.
Ah, I see.
So, both of them have models in their idol groups.
So, since it's like this, both of them as judges...
I see.
...will check everyone's personal clothes.
So, the best person and the worst person will do a punishment game or something like that.
Punishment game?
Yes.
What should we do?
Should we do off-pinta?
What?!
That's lame!
It's lame!
I don't like it!
I don't like it at all!
But, Hii-chan, God-chan is already saying that she doesn't like it.
Why? Is God-san lame?
Um, before, during a project...
Um, um... Naori and Dano-chan were there, but...
Ah, and Irekara-san was there, too.
Um.
The lame people in their clothes...
Ah, and Umeko-san was there, too!
That's fine!
Um, there was a project to change the lame people...
Um.
And God-san...
Yes.
...was exposed as one of the lame people.
Yes.
Umeko-san and Irekara-san and I...
Ah!
...were the lame people.
The lame...
The lame people were...
Um, I was...
You were the lame people?
Yes!
It's not lame at all!
And I was in Harajuku with everyone...
Oh, you did it!
...and coordinated for them.
Yes.
Um...
Who is the lamest of the three of you?
Um...
God-chan is the lamest of the three of you.
Um...
God-chan is the lamest of the three of you.
That day...
Um...
She said "carrot coordination" and...
Um...
She wore a beige-orange...
Um...
Outers...
T-coat...
...and came over.
Isn't that a slip?
That's mean!
No!
It's not a slip...
It's just a problem...
Problem...
Ah, you had a problem.
You had a problem.
Then, God-chan...
...in your opinion...
Yes, how about it?
Are you going to be a secondary wife?
No, no, no!
I want to avoid that...
But, recently...
Um...
She said "your clothes have improved"...
...so...
...this is a good thing!
I can only think of it as a bad thing.
It's a bad thing!
That's right!
So, um... I know you've been doing that lately...
...so if everyone has been coordinated and improved...
...then I think we should try something new!
I see!
The overall fashion sense has improved...
...which is certainly a good thing!
By the way, what is this?
Is this you, Miyake-san?
This is just my feeling!
You've raised it all up, haven't you?
I haven't raised it up!
Miyake-san, you've raised it up!
Finally, not only your eyebrows...
...but you've raised it all up!
It's fine!
Miyake-san, there's one more thing!
What is it?
The first one is...
...this! The quick-fire mail-deciding match!
You're definitely good at it!
I'm pretty good at...
...well, everyone's been doing it on blogs and stuff...
...so there's a lot of people messing with it...
...and everyone's pretty good at it!
But I'm also pretty good at it...
...and I'm pretty confident about it...
...so I'm wondering who's the fastest!
Fast? How fast are you?
Miyake-san, do you want to try it?
Oh, Yazawa-san, I'm sorry!
Thank you so much!
You're bringing your phone to the stage!
That's right!
It's my phone, but...
...what should I type in?
Then...
...try typing in "quick-fire mail-deciding match"!
Can I?
I don't know about you, but you're pretty fast.
You're fast.
And you can type while you're talking, too.
You can type without looking, too.
You're fast.
I see.
Well... you're fast.
Normally...
This is pretty fast, too.
This...
It'd be interesting if we could see how fast you can type.
Young people are fast.
But I'm good at this.
I can type without looking.
While I'm talking...
Don't look.
Type while you're talking.
Try typing while you're talking.
Kii-chan, when are you going out to eat?
Can you do it tomorrow?
I have plans for tomorrow.
What about the day after tomorrow?
I can do it the day after tomorrow.
You're fast!
Really?!
You're fast!
You can do it?
You're fast!
You can do it!
You're fast!
You can do it, right?
It's a really long sentence.
You have to send it to someone.
The person who sent it the fastest and the person who sent it the fastest...
Please think about it.
The person who sent it the slowest is punished.
Why?!
You can't do it.
Komaki-san will punish you.
But I want to do it!
I see.
This is just how you show it in the video, right?
It's a bit plain, so...
You have to make it look like you're typing.
You have to come up with something.
Okay, we'll consider this.
Yay! Thank you!
Thank you!
Next up!
Sakach!
I was thinking about this seriously too.
Really?
Yes!
This one!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Idling Hair Salon, open!
Idling will cut, make, and style ladies who are usually busy and can't be fashionable!
I'll say it as a representative.
First of all, we don't have a person like her.
We do.
I don't remember hiring someone like her for our show.
Who are you referring to?
This is Ms. Uematsu.
Ms. Uematsu? I don't think you're referring to Ms. Kogirin.
I'm referring to you, Ms. Kogirin.
I think you'll be on TV when we shoot "idling" too.
So I'm referring you to you, Ms. Kogirin.
I'm sure you will.
But you'll be beautiful.
I'm sure you will.
You won't be beautiful.
You'll be beautiful.
I know! I know!
You know...
Even your bones have changed.
Even your jaw has changed.
I know! I know!
How long haven't you written a song, Uematsu-san?
I haven't written anything.
But you know...
You don't have to get mad at me like that!
For example...
For example, right?
To make it easier for you to understand, you added "san", right?
Nobody thinks you're Uematsu-san!
You said it!
You said it, so it became like that!
Ah, please don't cry.
I see.
I think it's pretty funny.
That's true.
Ah, but it's funny.
But since you're usually busy and can't dress up, we wanted you to do it.
It's an act.
An act.
It's an act.
I see.
There's one more.
Ah, you don't have one anymore?
Yes.
Is this it for you?
I poured myself into this.
Well, it depends on Uematsu-san.
If Uematsu-san says yes, it's fine.
Yes, please.
I understand.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you!
But I think it's fine.
Okay, then, Su-chan!
Yes!
Ah, this is interesting.
It's cute.
Su-chan's idea.
I've thought of one!
Ah.
Yes.
The idea that Su-chan came up with is this!
Idea?
Yes!
Well, there are two, but the first one is Uematsu- san's idol...
Uematsu-san, you're stupid!
It's me, everyone!
Damedashi corner!
Uematsu-san doing damedashi in idoling.
Yes!
And the other one is Getemonotabe championship.
Damedashi is like what?
For example, where do you do damedashi, Uematsu- san?
This is...
It's like he always wants to say it, but doesn't say it.
It's true, he's quiet.
Uematsu-san is like...
I think there's definitely something going on, but he always says "it's me, it's me", so...
It's true.
I want you to say it like you're hypnotized without that wall.
What you usually think of.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's scary.
Is there really a lot you want to say?
No, there isn't.
It's definitely not!
It is, isn't it?
It is, it is.
Yes.
Ah, we don't have much time, so we'll announce it now.
We'll announce it now.
"Take Yutaka TV 2" will air every year on January 26th.
We're planning to air the new season special.
Please watch it!
Yes, and with that...
Well, I couldn't introduce you all today, but...
Goto-san's...
Goto, you bastard!
You took too much of my time!
Yes, and with that...
Thank you!
I see.
Yes.
Then there is another one, right?
A rare food.
Yes, another one is eating a rare food trial.
I don't want it!
For example, what do you eat?
Do you eat "Uwabaki" (a Japanese snack)?
No!
A rare food, that's a "getabako", right?
It's not a "bako".
I'm getting excited.
I eat "wani", "tokage", "hebi", "yamori", "imori" and things like that.
Ah, normally you'd get surprised just by looking at it.
But you'd like to eat it.
- It's about us, right? - That's right!
- Kanabu, right? - Kanabu and...
Is there anything you can't eat, Kanabu?
- Can you eat it? - Huh?
- Have you ever eaten it? - No, I haven't.
But when you fry it up, it's always delicious.
I once ate a crocodile.
- But you can eat it at all. - Then, instead of a competition,
let's see how much you can eat, Su-chan!
The first thing you can eat is this! Tokage!
- Is it okay? - I like it quite a lot.
- Can you eat a white butterflyfish? - I can eat it at all!
I can't help eating it, but I want to eat it.
- Let's see how much you can eat, Su-chan! - Seriously?
- I can eat anything! - That might be interesting.
- I can eat anything, but it's not interesting. - It's all fried chicken.
- Fried chicken is fine. - Fried chicken is fine.
- It can be fried chicken, it can be put in soup, it can be anything. - It can be sashimi, too. - It can be sashimi, too.
- But is there anyone who wants to compete with me? - Su-chan, you can choose who you want to compete with.
- She looks like she can eat it. - But I can eat it upside down.
- You can eat it upside down, right? - But it's not me, it's my family.
- I used to do it sometimes with my family. - You did it?
- When my family went swimming in the river, my mom and brother attacked a bee hive and got stung by a bee.
- My dad took care of it and it should have been easy at first glance, but my dad brought it home and ate it. - That's amazing.
- Su-chan, you can do it, right? - But it's not me.
- It's a battle between Sakachi's dad and Su-chan.
- Who will eat it first?
- This is Hirata-kuwagata.
- It might be a little funny. Su-chan, you can avoid it.
- Thank you very much.
- Asahi-san! - Fight!
- That's it for today! - Yes!
- Asahi-san! - Well, we've done a lot of things.
- How was it, everyone? Which one was your favorite? - There were a lot of things.
- Shall we move on? - Well, we don't have a killer game.
- A killer game! - A killer game!
- You bastard! - Don't we have to do this?
- I don't think we can do a killer game. - It's all messed up now.
- Doesn't it look like I'm bad at this?
- I'm bald. - I'm bald.
- This one. - This one might be good.
- Miyake-san, you're stylish, right? - Stylish!
- You're stylish! - Stylish!
- You have confidence, Miyake-san! - That's right!
- First of all, you don't hate me, do you? - No, no, no!
- I've been buying clothes lately and you want me to look at them, right?
- You're a girl, so you want me to look at them, right?
- Well, we don't have a problem with this. - It looks fun!
- Yes, and it depends on how you show it on your phone. - This is fun!
- This is fun!
- I feel like I've said this before. - This is definitely fun.
- Why are we playing a game? - Huh?
- Is February 1st a game?
- What are you talking about? - It's not a game.
- It's not an idol game. - It's just an AD game.
- It's not an idol game. - I see.
- Uematsu-san's results are good.
- Uematsu-san and Miyake-san... Huh?
- Words... - We'll have to preach about this later.
- But it's fun! - It's fun!
- We've been playing a lot of different games lately. - We'll cut this part out, so we'll have to talk about it.
- It's definitely fun. - We don't have enough footage.
- We'll consider it and if we can... - If we can...
- We've actually started a project like this before. - That's right.
- What was it? - A pie-throwing game.
- A pie-throwing game? - A pie-throwing game is...
- It's not there now, but... - Yeah?
- Rumi-chan wanted to do it in the past. - Wow!
- And what else? - Bocking...
- Bocking! - That's right!
- It's been a while.
- Stop it!
- I've said it too much. - It's been a while.
- Stop it.
- Everyone, we're looking for more ideas. - Yes!
- Please come up with some. We'll continue next time. - Yes!
- That's all for today's "Let's make our members' ideas into songs"!