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I'll do my best.
Stargun! Let's keep drawing.
Stargun! The strongest heart.
Stargun! Today is Friday.
Yes, in order to become a Stargun,
I want to be stronger and stronger.
I want to sparkle more and more.
Because you're here,
I'm sure I'll sparkle.
I'm in a good mood because I met you.
I draw what I like.
I update my own records all day with Frucate.
I can't keep up with my diet.
But I won't give up on this.
The magic of love.
I'm getting tired of it.
I want to believe in love.
Because you're here,
I have to do anything.
I'll do my best.
Starboy! Shine on me.
Starboy! The best smile.
Starboy! I can't say it well.
Hey, Starboy! I love you.
I want to be with you forever and ever.
But even if we're far apart,
you're there.
I'm sure the sky is shining.
I want to be stronger and stronger.
I want to sparkle more and more.
Because you're here,
Because you're here, I can sparkle more and more.
IDOLiNG!
Here we go.
Future-style intellectual information variety show, IDOLing!
I'm Masato, the host of IDOLiNG.
Nice to meet you.
This show is about girls who are growing up as idols.
IDOLiNG airs every Monday at 1 p.m.
Let me introduce you.
IDOLiNG!
Here we are with these members.
Let's get excited!
The benefit of this DVD box is...
that we can party at Mr. Mori's house.
But Mr. Mori's house has gone back to a garbage house after a year and a half.
We're starting to break down due to the serious situation.
What should we do? What should we do? Idling!
In this segment, Idling members will discuss various issues that Idling currently has and come up with solutions to those issues.
By doing so, Idling's 20-year bond will become even stronger.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
However, before we start recording...
That's right. We saw some of them.
I saw this one right before we started recording.
And for some reason, Nomoto-san and Ojima-san were crying.
What happened?
According to the information I heard, Yazawa-san made them cry.
That's not it!
That's not it! There's been some trouble within the Yazawa army.
Can we ask the witness, Kurata-san, what happened?
I don't know why Chika-chan is crying...
But for me, Yazawa-senpai said...
We all love you, so aren't you part of the Yazawa army?
Even though we are part of the Yazawa army...
There are people in the Tonoka army and Kawamura army.
All of you are idling members!
Don't make a small army of your own!
If you get in contact with other members and start crying...
I don't know what you're doing!
There are so many members in the army...
Who are members of the Yazawa army?
First of all, Ojima-san in her right hand...
And Amimi in her left hand.
I...
If you let me in on my own...
In any case, I'm a member of the Yazawa army!
Ojima-chan joined the Yazawa army...
But a lot of things started going wrong...
So she was fired!
Wait a minute!
So Yazawa army is not a part of the Yazawa army...
But there are only two members of the Yazawa army?
Ojima-chan!
In any case, Nomoto-san was fired...
Why didn't Ojima-san join?
What's wrong with Ojima-san?
Ojima-san's luck is a little...
Your luck is a little...
Your pre-registration luck...
Is it that kind of luck?
Well, there are a lot of things going on...
But the Yazawa army is really interesting...
So I recommend it!
Su-chan, you know...
You've been trying to approach me a lot lately...
Oh, to join the Yazawa army...
You know, like you want to join the army...
You said that just now!
Su-chan, you're smoking...
What did you say?
Just now, you know...
How are you, Yazawa-san?
Before I went to bed, I saw Yazawa-san's smile...
I thought, "What's wrong with me?"
What's wrong with me?
It was a nightmare!
I thought I was a little creepy...
So...
I muttered to myself...
To mutter...
Oh, I see...
I'm sorry...
So you guys have a lot of problems with idling...
The problem with idling that we're going to talk about today...
Is a problem that idling staff also have all the time...
I see!
Let me announce the first topic...
The first topic is...
This!
Blindfolded.
I heard it's a serious problem.
Do you know anything about it?
There are many things.
For example,
I usually stay up late.
But only when it's important.
You stay up late.
Do you stay up late a lot?
I usually stay up late.
But only when it's important.
Like shooting a music video.
I stay up late.
Only when it's important.
You stay up late a lot.
Only when it's important.
You're the worst.
There's a reason why I was surprised.
The reason I was late is because of the hypnosis I had the day before and I fell asleep.
Ah, I heard about it!
She said it!
I was surprised too, but I was watching the dream that followed the hypnosis.
You were watching it?
I was watching it!
That wasn't hypnosis, it was sleeping magic!
That's right!
That's not it!
And you had the worst luck last year.
That's right.
What did you think of it?
That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
Sakaki-chan is the only one who says "I don't have accessories for costumes" during live performances.
She's the only one.
She said she wouldn't come back after going to the gym.
As far as I remember, I lost my shoes, scarf and necklace.
All of them?
Not all of them.
I put aside all of them.
I'm sure you can do this everyday, not just in your dream.
What?! Why?!
I'm sure you can do it.
It's not like you got rid of it because it stinks.
It's not because it stinks, it's because you're a liar.
Wait, wait, wait! I'm really getting excited now!
Is that so?
Yes, I smell the worst.
That's right!
Sleeping magic isn't bad.
Sleeping magic is good.
How about you, Okawa-san?
We often go home together, but we often bump into each other in the middle of nowhere.
Really?!
In the middle of nowhere?!
Yes, we often see that kind of scene.
During rehearsals, we're like "Ah, wait!"
We see it a lot.
The bad parts of life come out in detail.
My legs don't really touch.
What is it?
You fall down in the middle of nowhere, right?
There's something you can't see.
Something you can't see?
Don't say scary things.
How about you, Kagura-san?
Yes, I was always late.
Speaking of falling down, it's really only recently,
but I think it was Luka-chan.
Luka-chan was passing in front of Sakachi, and Sakachi was passing around Luka-chan,
and Luka-chan was walking normally, but Sakachi stumbled.
At that moment, she said "Ah!" and stumbled, and Luka- chan didn't notice it at all.
So there's no sign of it.
That happens a lot. People often stumble on their own.
It's the same thing, right?
Yes.
Sakachi is the only one who falls down.
She falls down, and Luka-chan doesn't notice it.
There's no sign of it.
Oh, I just heard about it.
I heard about it.
It's the worst if you don't notice it because you fell down.
Or you step on someone's feet and apologize.
It's like you don't notice it.
How about you, Asahi-san?
The other day, we were on the train together,
and when I got off the train, I stumbled on someone's feet.
Then Sakachi said "Ahaha!" and started laughing.
After that, she also stumbled on her own feet.
She was laughing, but she stumbled on her own feet.
She was unlucky.
She was punished for it.
You fall down that much?
You fall down a lot, don't you?
How about you, Itou-san?
When I went home with her, Sakachi-san said "Yuna, go get a seat."
What?
Wait a minute.
When we were departing on the train, I took a seat.
Then Sakachi said "Ahaha!" and she sat down.
When I saw it, I thought it was bad.
She was obviously faster than me, so I asked her to get a seat first.
I was in a hurry, and I was going to sit with her.
She was forced to do it.
She was punished.
How about you, Momoto-san?
Well...
Sakaguchi-san, you know this, right?
I know.
According to the information I heard, it gets muddy quickly.
She was bad last year, so I asked her to teach me how to do it.
Su-chan does it, too. Can you compare it?
It's totally different.
What's this?
It's amazing, isn't it?
Su-chan's eyes are sparkling.
What is it?
Maybe she sucked in something bad, but it's just unclean.
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like a good company, does it?
I got a strap that can replace me in the morning.
I put it on and two or three of them broke in two days.
What?
I threw it like a chili pepper strap.
When a chili pepper breaks, something bad replaces it.
That's amazing.
I didn't know such a bad thing existed.
I bought a mega antenna and it broke when I got home.
Scary!
What's scary?
It's super scary, isn't it?
You know, I have starry eyes.
I was told that snakes and animals like that are easy to attach.
I got a kappa in my eye.
A kappa?
Didn't you leave it up there?
That's right!
I was told that I threw a rice ball into the river.
From the kappa?
I searched for it and threw a rice ball into the river.
It makes you smile.
How do you feel about it?
Actually, it's used a lot underage.
What? A lot of people say it's cheap.
It's used a lot underage.
I'm also underage, but I happened to see it.
What is it?
Three or four or two of them said, "Sakacchi, take the microphone."
I said, "Yes, yes."
And I said, "Take my drink."
They said, "Oh, yes."
They're kind.
It may be easy for you to say.
Sometimes you get confused for a second and then you hand it over.
I've seen it happen.
Huh? She's underage, but she still does it.
It's kind of like that.
No, you notice it later.
Yes, yes.
And then you think, "Why did she pass me this time?"
But it's too late when you notice it.
You have to hand it over.
So you can't say it anymore.
I thought, "Oh, no."
How about you, Su-chan?
How about you, Sakacchi?
I've never seen it like that.
But 15th?
Oh, was it 20th before?
The fortune-telling said it was the lowest.
It's been a while since I've seen it like this.
When I say I'm going to meet everyone in idol groups.
I saw it at a live show.
Sweat all over.
You said you were an idol group, didn't you?
At that time, I pulled it out.
Huh?
Huh? Sweat all over.
Sweat all over.
I made a net out of it.
No way!
Sweat all over.
No way!
I thought, "Was he like this?"
I remember that.
I made it for you.
Sakacchi is very kind.
When I say "mike," he takes it for me.
Especially when you say "push."
That's right.
You were the most popular one.
He's kind.
Well, it may have been unlucky.
Something like that.
He changed his mind.
He went to power spots and tried to purify himself.
That's right. He shook hands with me.
That's right.
He did that.
He said he was healed.
He's getting a little excited.
19th place. 19th place, right?
Yes.
You should be nicer to me.
Yes, you're right. And you said earlier that my mouth is the source of trouble.
So, please cut out what you're saying right now.
I don't want to cut it out.
You're making me mad.
Now, let's continue with the discussion.
The next topic is this.
The quadrilateral problem.
Quadrilateral problem.
This is...
...this problem.
Actually, regarding this quadrilateral problem...
...there are people who really want to say something about it.
I'd like to call them out.
Go ahead!
What?
He's conscious of it!
That's amazing!
I've never seen him like that.
He's a little thin.
Yes.
I'm Mr. Eddie Uematsu.
Nice to meet you.
You're here today with this character, right?
That's right.
It's not like you know anything about it.
But you want to say something about quadrilateral problems.
That's right. I want to say something about it.
This has become the most neutral topic.
It's like...
It used to be different.
Miyan-kun knows a lot about it.
That's right.
This has become the most basic topic.
There's something you want to say about it.
Yes.
Please say it.
I've summarized it in clips.
Oh, you've summarized it in clips.
Thank you very much.
Please say it.
First of all...
...this one.
Yes.
Ito Yuna-san.
She's very casual.
Yes, Ito-san too.
She's not happy at all, but she's like "Ah, I'm super happy."
I know, I know.
Everyone's like that.
It's like that.
I see. I'm casual.
It's like "Just ride it for now."
No, but I'm like "Eh, what should I do? Yes, I'm casual. I'm sorry."
But sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.
Do you ever get irritated like that?
I haven't sent you an email yet.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I sent you an email about a week ago.
No, it's not like that.
You're drawing a line there.
Why?
Ito-senpai, I sent you an email twice.
I'm not sending you an email.
I'll send you an email! I'll send you an email!
When I sent you the address Yuna gave me, you came back.
That's why you lied and told me my address.
Eh, no! I was late twice!
You break things, you break things.
And then, after that you didn't send me an email, right?
And then you didn't send me an email, right?
I think you deleted my address.
No, no, I often have a secret meeting with Yonkichi.
What?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Can you stop doing things on your own?
Making a military band, having a secret meeting...
What are you planning?
Other people's parents are casual, right?
There are quite a few.
Sometimes, in the dressing room, Yuna happens to be sitting in front of me.
And then my eyes meet hers.
And then Yuna keeps looking at me like...
Cute!
Shut up!
Just now...
I just witnessed it.
I was sitting with Maipuru...
Well, three of us were sitting side by side...
But Maipuru and Yuna had eye contact.
"You're so beautiful," I said.
And then Maipuru said...
Oh, Yuna is cute too.
When you said "cute" and "beautiful"...
You and me and Ton-chan and everyone around us...
You and me and everyone around us...
We were eye contacting.
Recently, I've been into Tonoka-senpai.
You've been into her?
I've been watching her all the time.
Wait, I'm sorry.
Because you're small, I'll be rude.
Wait, I'm sorry.
Yuna!
My heart is beating so fast!
Help me!
But you're older than me!
You're only in first grade! Second grade isn't good for you!
And you're so into it!
T-chan hates it when things go wrong!
You have to stay positive!
Idol League is getting more and more lively!
That's good! I like that!
Anything else you want to say, Itou-san?
Everyone's so cute!
I say it all the time, but...
When I'm talking, or when I'm not listening...
You're not listening!
She's cute in every way!
When a fly was flying around, it looked like it was cute!
You're lying!
A fly is cute!
Animals don't like you!
A fly is not an animal!
I've never heard you say a fly is cute!
Yasana-san is not cuter than a fly!
You're treating me like that!
I've been thinking about it lately!
You've been thinking about it lately, but you're not saying it?
I'm going to say it now!
You're not listening!
I'm not!
Yuna has an opera at home!
You're really getting into it!
It has nothing to do with it!
I don't know about that either!
Anything else you want to say?
Next, this one!
Momoto-san's question!
You talk too much about food!
Is everyone like that?
You live together, right?
When you're on a diet, you talk about food a lot!
It's really amazing!
I get e-mails too!
Everything I ate today!
I've never sent you an e-mail!
I used to get e-mails too!
What do you call it now?
Momo, this and this and this!
You say it!
I say it!
If you say it like that, it's still cute!
But, when Gotou-chan talks about food to Momo- chan,
she says, "If you say it like that, it's really impossible, so stop!"
What's your recent hobby? You mentioned it earlier!
What is it?
Walking around in Depachika!
That's different!
It's Depachika!
It's on TV, so say it!
Walk around in Depachika!
Walking around in Depachika!
That's cute!
She's walking around in Depachika!
She eats and walks around in Depachika!
But, if it's good, she buys it for everyone!
That's right!
Momo-chan, you shouldn't do it like that! If you do it like that, you look like you're being bullied!
That's right!
I'm an experienced person, so I say it, but...
Nakanaho is the only one who can do it!
That's good!
You really shouldn't do it like that!
The manager is here, so...
That's right!
I'm sorry about that!
That's right!
I'm sorry about that!
I'm an MC, so I know how it is!
That's the problem with being an idol!
I've gotten used to the tears of young girls!
But you're working hard!
But you're on a diet!
You're working really hard!
You've lost weight!
When you think you've lost weight, you suddenly go like this!
That's right!
And then you rebound and go like this!
You shouldn't do it like that!
You really shouldn't do it like that!
You shouldn't do it like that!
You're working hard!
You're working hard, right?
You should go home and do it!
Go home...
Go home and go like that...
When you get old and go home...
That's right!
You? You?
Ah, I think I'm gonna cry!
There's another me and me!
"Do it! Do it!" I think of that!
When someone cries, your blood starts flowing!
Hold it in! Hold it in!
OK! Let's continue!
It's this one!
I had a feeling it would be this one.
OK! Kiguchi raised his hand!
Can I say something?
I'm saying this on behalf of Erica, but Erica wrote a problem and I don't like it.
You don't have to say it! It's like a TV show!
It's like a TV show, so say it!
It's like a TV show!
No, no, let it out!
I'm sticking with it too much.
Erica is really nice. She's like this, but she's really nice.
Actually, behind the scenes...
Behind the scenes...
She's the only one who talks back to Erica.
I don't know about you guys, but we're good friends.
But even when Erica is serious about something, she says "no" and doesn't get mad even when she has to.
That's a problem right now.
It's a deep problem.
It's a real problem.
We got too close and I made her do bad education.
You're not the one who did it!
Yazawa Army!
You're not the one who did it!
Yazawa Army's...
What's Yazawa Army?!
You sound like Ishihara Army!
I wanted us to get along, so I wanted to get rid of the wall and the honorifics.
If I say "you can use my honorifics" to you, you'll get used to it and you'll say it lightly to the other members too.
But I said "no" so...
So you're saying you two have a trust relationship, right?
That's right.
For now, you two should fight each other.
In Yazawa Army.
What do you think?
But recently, I think we shouldn't get too close.
Ah, you're being careful!
Yazawa... Yazawa...
Wait, wait! Don't cry!
Yazawa Army did it!
She's crying again!
That's amazing!
Why?
This is an announcement!
Yazawa Army's...
The one and only...
Battle mecha "The Bungle"
Appearing on Fuji TV 2!
Please watch it!
And so...
Some of you cried again today.
Is it because you're lonely? Is it because you don't want to leave?
But recently, my school friends have been listening to me.
I see.
So you don't care about Yazawa Army anymore?
Yazawa... Yazawa...
Don't leave me alone!
I don't want to be alone!
For now, you guys are annoying!
Wow, that's amazing.
She's a big boomer.
Why do you all cry like that?
Oh, you were lonely.
Yes, I was.
What about you, Yazawa-san?
What do you mean?
It's not like that.
I was happy to have someone who was nice to me.
No one was nice to you, right?
Not even Norai, right?
Yes, that's right.
She's not my first younger sister, but we were in the same agency.
Oh, you were in the same agency.
We got along well.
She was like my real younger sister.
But because we're adults, we end up talking a lot.
Huh?
We end up keeping each other apart.
What's with the scale?
What's with that?
We end up keeping each other apart.
We're too much of a joke to each other.
If you're too close, it's not good.
But it's also related to work.
We end up keeping each other apart.
We can be together, right?
No?
Well, it's a bad decision, right?
No?
That's what adults think.
Yes.
There's one last thing.
What's the last one?
The last one is this.
Thank you for your hard work.
I feel the same way.
When I watch it on TV, I wonder why it's so popular.
Goto, you speak Kyushu dialect.
I wonder if you know it.
Is it OK?
It's OK.
Let's say it more.
Let's say it together.
It's quite lonely.
You came all the way to Kyushu and you won't say it.
Really?
Just say it.
When I watch Yves' music video, I think it's very popular.
I didn't know it was so popular.
Do you have something like that?
I see it a lot.
They are kind.
They try to be careful.
Before a concert, when we talk about what we're going to buy,
they say "shall we go?"
Shall we go?
They are too careful.
I did it normally, so I don't know it well.
Sometimes it bothers you.
If you're too careful, they'll be careful too.
It's difficult.
Even though we're nervous, we take pictures together, right?
They always take pictures of us.
We don't say no, but we try to touch them.
Even though you don't accept it.
That was a tough comment.
I'm too nervous.
I'm not good at it.
But I think Goto likes the members the most.
He writes about the members in his blog.
He writes about many people.
You might hate it, but he's still young.
I don't think there are many people like him.
Right.
Goto is crying again.
That's amazing.
I've been crying for a while now.
You drank a lot of water before we started.
I heard a lot of things.
I realized that idol groups have strong bonds.
So I started to loosen up.
Wait, wait, wait!
I shouldn't say "wait, wait, wait!"
Is it okay to say that in Kyushu dialect?
It's cute.
In Oita dialect?
In Miyazaki dialect?
It's like you've gone somewhere.
You're all used to hearing "shou, shou, kachi, choro, hei, kiki," right?
But it's a little new.
What was it again?
Eh, ya, chotto?
Ya, chotto?
I've been saying it on purpose lately.
It's a little natural and cute.
It's cute.
Omeya shitakara, hyoujin mo shabere!
Don't get in my way!
You're lucky!
You're in a good place right now!
Which one is first place?
First place! First place!
I'm scared!
I know!
Got it?
Study at Gunma!
Study Gunma!
Okay, so...
There are many things, but...
Everyone, please get along with each other.
Okay!
Okay, so that's it for "How to Become an Idol"!
Thank you!