AISubs v3.5
I've been busy with things I haven't been able to do lately.
In that case, let's play in our usual place!
Bang! Bang! Bang! The real thing!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Make it cool!
Stage Level High! Get excited!
Let's go! (Yeah!)
Let's see! Party in time station! (Say! Yeah!)
Everyone, let's go! (Going! Going!)
Go away! (Go away!)
Let's hold only smiles! (Better!)
Even if it's a sad song (Say! Yeah!)
Let's get excited! (Going! Going!)
Go away! (Go away!)
If you don't know it, you can't sing it!
Even though nothing starts alone...
Don't say stupid things!
Blow away your tears!
Laugh away yesterday!
A new morning is waiting for you beyond!
Let's see! Party in time station! (Say! Yeah!)
Everyone, let's go! (Going! Going!)
Go away! (Go away!)
Let's hold only smiles! (Better!)
Even if it's a sad song (Say! Yeah!)
Let's get excited! (Going! Going!)
Go away! (Go away!)
Because we're friends!
(Applause)
(Music)
I drink!
(Applause)
Ito-san, you're dancing and singing now, but next you're going to look at me with a grinned face.
(Laughs)
Look!
Good job!
I respected you.
I thought you were amazing.
Respect?
Is this the eye of respect?
It's the eye of respect!
It's the eye of respect, right?
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having me.
This program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
"Fuji TV" is broadcasting every Monday and Wednesday at 1pm 40 minutes.
Let me introduce you. It's "idol ring"!
Thank you for having me.
Let's do our best!
What is it?
Can I say something? It's an announcement about my work.
Your work?
It's coming out on October 2nd!
It's coming out on October 2nd?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
That's amazing!
It's true!
Wow!
It's baked!
Yes!
It's baked!
Yes!
What is it about?
You can see me playing kengippa in Mokinawa many times!
Wow!
Yurikaru's pose is like this!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Wow!
You did your best!
Thank you!
Say cheese!
Cheese!
Say cheese!
That's all for today!
"Into" "Shiritori"!
Wait a minute!
Excuse me, excuse me!
"Fua" "Fua" "Fua" "Fua"
"Fua" "Fua" "Fua"
You're mean!
Excuse me! Can we do it one more time?
What? I'll do it!
Excuse me!
Okay, let's do it!
"Into" "Shiritori"!
"Into" "Shiritori" even has a bar!
Excuse me, sir.
"Fua"!
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
No one gets away with "fua"!
We're still here!
Excuse us!
"Into" "Shiritori" is a series...
in which a person talk about certain topics...
through the words "into" or "fua".
When someone says something that is not "into"...
or when someone says something that is not "fua"...
or when something is wrong with them...
Inso will get mad at you, so please be careful!
Yes, and speaking of Inso Shiritori, we have a guest.
- We do, don't we? - Yes, we do.
- These people! - Yes, please come in!
Sanhoji and Fresh!
Please come in!
Anyway, today's guests are the newcomers!
- These! - Fresh, right?
They're two of Fuji TV's new announcers!
Yes, yes.
Yes, then...
Let's introduce ourselves one by one, shall we?
Since we're here.
Yes, I'm Fuji TV's new announcer, Sara Hosogai!
I'll do my best! Thank you for having me!
Yes, I'm Fuji TV's new announcer, Yuki Yamasaki!
Today, I'd like to teach idling people about the wonderful things about variety shows!
Thank you for having us!
Wonderful!
And Saito-san's juniors...
That's right! I think I did about seven or six shows.
Right?
That's right.
And Hosokane-san is a junior of Keio.
What?! Keio?!
Keio?!
Hosokane-san, you know it.
You're Keio?!
Wow!
What did you study for?!
Well...
Are you serious?!
I see...
Right, Maika-san?
Right?!
That's right.
Are you scared of us, Saito-san?
Of course I'm scared of you!
You've got bad guts!
Don't you know about us yet, Saito-san?
I'd like to know.
Before we get started, we'd like to say a few words about the two of you.
But we don't know anything about you, Saito-san!
Please be careful!
We have Saito-san in the front and Saito-san in the back.
But we can only see Saito-san in white.
That's right.
Completely white.
Saito-san in white is scary, so please be careful.
It happens sometimes.
What do you mean it happens?!
Please don't get too excited!
Please be careful!
Well, then...
You and Morimo-san...
What is it?
You and Morimo-san have something going on, right?
That's right.
Which one of you is kinder?
Both of you are kinder.
Why did you bite me?!
You bit me, didn't you?
I did.
Have you been idling?
Of course we have!
We're not idling.
Isn't that a pattern you saw before you signed up?
No, we haven't!
Isn't that a common pattern?
No, we haven't!
We say we want to do it.
What?
We say we want to do it, but we really do want to do it.
Really?
I see.
Then let's have you join us.
Yes!
Please join us!
Actually, I wanted Saito-san to join us, too.
But Saito-san got injured the day before yesterday.
If you catch a cold, your wound will open up.
It will open up.
I'm sorry.
Don't you know?
Yes.
When you walk, when you play hockey, when you look at the monitor and your head goes like this, your blood comes out.
That's why you're joining us today. Your blood will come out while you're playing.
That's right.
Your face will turn red.
That's right.
Please join us next time.
Yes.
Now, let me announce today's theme.
The theme is...
Newcomer Joshiana is playing.
That sounds nostalgic!
This is really...
For you two, it's really...
It's usually like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Joshiana, are you there?
Yes.
Now, shall we start with Hosogai-san's "i"?
"i" starts with "i".
Joshiana's "i" lines, starting with Honchi-san.
Start!
"i" sounds good!
You have to say it louder than usual!
"i" sounds good!
Um...
I'm sorry. I'll study a lot.
"i" sounds good!
Act quickly and read the news quickly!
"i" sounds good!
I'm sorry for being clumsy!
"i" sounds good!
I'm sorry for always biting you!
"i" sounds good!
I'll do my best not to make you angry!
"i" sounds good!
I'm learning from the staff!
"i" sounds good!
Let's eat watermelons to make them look delicious!
"i" sounds good!
There might be a corner like that.
"i" is better than "i"
You're good at saying things like that!
I'll say it!
You might say it on your day off!
I say it in the dressing room!
Why do you say things like that?
I say it!
You're lying!
You're pushing it too hard!
I say it!
I don't say it!
I say it!
You might say it on your day off or during breaks!
If you say it like that...
Anyone can say it!
That's right!
And with that...
Punishment!
That's fast!
Today's first punishment is Itou-san!
That's fast!
It's tough today!
It's tough this time.
That's bad!
What are you doing?
That's bad!
That was bad!
You don't know what you just ate, do you?
That's bad!
I can't say it!
That's amazing!
That's bad!
Come here!
You're a crappy old woman!
Hurry up!
You're not an old woman!
You're a crappy old woman!
Let's continue.
"I" starts with "newcomer, you look like you can say it."
Starting with Honchi-san!
You look like you can say it!
Nice to meet you, but I have to go around for greetings!
You look like you can say it!
That sounds good!
It's hard for you to say good things.
Hey!
Sorry.
Your real job is...
Didn't you come out?
I didn't come out.
It's a rabbit.
It's a rabbit. Let's have her do it.
Wrong!
Make it easier! Make it easier!
Use your mouth and face power and make it easier!
Just make it easier!
Cute!
Is that so?
No! Do it again!
Again!
No! Make it easier! Make it easier!
Don't do it down! Don't do it down!
Don't do it down!
Alright! Passed!
Passed!
Wonderful!
Look! She's smiling now that it's over!
Wonderful!
Is it okay?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay because you were cute.
Is it okay?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
She's smirking.
Her hair is a little messed up, so I think it's better if you let it out.
Let's continue.
Let's start with Ms. Seiri Kumiake, who seems like a newbie girl.
That sounds good!
I've been looking up about idols on the internet.
I see.
That sounds good!
It's a tough job, but I'll do my best!
That's good!
That sounds good!
I have to focus on my style, so be careful when you're on TV!
"Yappa"!
She said "yappa"!
Did she say "yappa"?
She said "yappa"!
What are you saying?
I'm not aware of it at all!
She always says "yappa" with her mouth.
Isn't it okay to say "yappa" with my mouth?
No, it's not okay!
Okay, it's a penalty!
Are you serious?
I don't know that much about it!
You said it!
I can't do it!
Okay!
"Yappa"!
She said "yappa"!
Okay, for now, you're in first place today!
But...
As expected of you!
It's like that, isn't it?
I have to work hard at things like this from now on!
What are you saying?
You have to work hard at things like this, right?
Yes!
You can't do it, can you?
Yes!
What is it with your mouth habits?
Don't do it!
You just said it!
You just said it, didn't you?
I'm sorry!
Okay, let's continue!
Starting with Su, a line that a newcomer would say!
Start!
That sounds good!
Let's do our best on our business trip to Switzerland!
That sounds good!
Yo...
Well...
I made a terrible mistake.
Yes, you did.
You said "ro", "ryo"
It's rare, isn't it?
It's rare for an ordinary person to do it.
Yes.
It's a mistake like that.
Ponchi-san or Asahi-san.
Isn't it cool?
You read "shiragana" wrongly.
It's the same.
It's the same. It's the same.
Okay, Ponchi-san.
Penalty game!
Wow!
You looked like a skull.
There was a skull.
There was a skull. A skull.
Really?
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't know if I can see it or not.
Ponchi-san saw it. Ponchi-san saw it.
Ponchi-san saw it.
Wow.
She had a skull like that.
Well...
Let's continue.
Let's start with Asahi-san.
That sounds good.
It's my first time eating "rukebein".
That sounds good.
Recently...
It's "s".
No, no, no.
What's wrong?
No, no, no.
What's wrong?
Recently...
No, no, no.
So...
It's "s".
It doesn't have to start with "s", does it?
So it's "s".
It's "s".
No, you say it, don't you?
Huh? I don't say it.
You don't say it.
That's right.
If you're a girl, you should know how to speak Japanese properly.
Recently...
Everyone says I'm cute.
Scary.
I can do it next time for sure.
For sure. For sure.
I really thought you said it.
So I really thought of telling you.
What are you talking about?
I am sure of it.
You are sure of it?
Yes.
No!
Wow!
Whoa!
Whoa! Your eyes! Your eyes!
Eyes! Your eyes!
Your eyes!
Wow!
I couldn't breathe!
You couldn't breathe?!
That was amazing!
That was something new!
Ami-chan is amazing!
But...
A beginner's girls' Anna's is definitely faster than a newbie's!
Don't you think so too, Masuno-san?
Like what?
Like, aren't we all equal?
Like, don't you think so too, Iro-megane?
Iro-megane?
What's Iro-megane?
Retro idol.
Iro-megane.
It's become a trend now.
It's fun for girls who are called cute.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for coming.
You've been coming a lot ever since you became blind.
We're waiting for you.
Oh no, I'm short of breath.
Let's go.
Starting with Su, Miyake-san's lines that new girls would say.
That's a good one!
I'm going to interview some skaters.
Oh!
Yeah!
That's a good one!
I'll do my best to report about cats!
That's a good one!
What was that?!
I'm going to Sweden, but I'm not going to Switzerland, so I'm going to work on my English!
That's a good one!
You're almost there!
OK! I'm getting nervous! I think I'm going to make a mistake!
Well, well, well...
That's a good one!
OK, Miyake-san!
I'm going to report about maggots!
That's a good one!
You might have one!
Sweet or bitter, it's part of my job!
I see!
That's a good one!
You're strong, rapper!
I can't rap, but I think people who can rap are amazing!
Thank you!
What about you, Anna-san?
An announcer can say that, but people who can't rap can't say it!
Miyake-san, you know rappers!
Rappers? Rappers aren't sports!
You know rappers!
Rappers?
Yes!
Musicians!
I'm going to report about musicians, but I'm going to make them stand up!
If you're going to make them stand up, you should at least say "rapper"!
Out!
That's a good one!
You said "rapper", but you're strong!
That was funny!
Rappers are amazing!
That's a good one!
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
That was crazy!
You're not an idol!
This is...
That's crazy!
I want to stream that!
That's crazy!
That's scary! It's like a dream!
I want to make an app for that!
That's crazy!
Okawa's app has become viral!
I will definitely make one!
Let's stream it for free!
Free? I'll give you more!
Let's start.
Starting with Masashi who seems like a newbie, start!
That sounds good!
When you eat ramen, how do you look like you're eating it well?
That sounds good!
It's a long line, but I'll do my best!
That sounds good!
I have to practice a lot so I can become a wonderful senpai!
That sounds good!
I messed up! I messed up in the live broadcast!
That sounds good!
I'm sorry for being careless.
That sounds good!
Inokashira! Inokashira!
That was close!
Chew it!
Chew it! Chew it!
That's right!
That's your main job!
Who are you?
Inokeshira-sen?
Inokeshira?
If you said Inokashira, we would know!
That's right! We know you!
But you know Inokashira-sen, right?
Inokeshira-sen?
Is it somewhere else?
It's a little...a little...sweet.
But Shinji-yan, you're this cute!
I see!
On the contrary, this kind of thing is popular!
Penalty!
Sara-chan was doing great just now, right?
She was doing great.
Relax! Relax!
Don't close your eyes!
Relax! Relax!
Wow!
That was amazing!
A round of applause!
Thank you!
It feels like we've finally made up with Kiguchi- san.
I'm glad!
Yes, I'm glad.
Now, there are only two people left.
Asahi-san and Miyake-san.
Let's start with Asahi-san, who seems like she'll say something new.
That sounds good!
Good luck! Wake up, TV!
That sounds good!
I might bite you for a few days, but I won't bite you anymore.
Why?
That sounds good!
Bite me!
I can't read this kanji!
What is it?
That sounds good!
She barely missed it.
Asahi can't read kanji, but I can read them.
That sounds good!
That's what I'm trying to say, but I can't help it.
Don't make me laugh!
Miyake, what is this?
I'm embarrassed!
Yes!
The first "Don't make me laugh!"
Laugh at me!
What do you mean by "laugh at me"?
You know, I'm a believer.
I can't say, "Damn it!"
I can't say, "Uraah!"
So I said, "Uraah!"
I held it in me.
No, but...
You don't say it like that in Japan, do you?
I do say it.
Asahi-san?
I do say it.
I do say it, don't I?
I don't say it.
Correct!
Miyake-san, you're cheating!
You're always cheating!
It's better to be smart, isn't it?
That's right.
Asahi-san, that's the difference, isn't it?
That's right!
Wow!
That was crazy!
What was that?!
Wait a minute!
You were hiding it like that?!
I glanced at it, and...
The director said, "Look at me!"
I was about three seconds away from being licked!
That's right!
Wow, that's amazing!
Even though I'm this popular...
That face is a little...
It's an app!
It's like an app.
Asahi-san, I have an announcement.
Earlier, you and Asahi-san...
Could you read it out loud for us?
We don't have much time, so read it out loud!
Sorry!
Rock 'n' roller's "DON'T" tweet event...
Free TV, "ONE" broadcast...
Izumiya, Shigeru, Miyazawa, Kazushi...
Yusuke, Santa Maria, Matsu, Takako, and others...
Daily...
No...
Sorry!
Daily...
That was it, wasn't it?
You can read it!
Really?
Shibuya, you can read it!
No!
It's "yaon", right?
Wow!
What's this?
"ZEC", everyone?
It's fun!
You two look like you're having fun.
No, no.
Only idols can make girls like Anna look like that.
That's right.
Anyway, Miyake won!
Congratulations!
Now, you two, this way, please.
Please, you two, this way, please.
Yes, Hosogai-san and Yamazaki-san, please.
How was it?
Yes, I thought I should improve my vocabulary a little more.
That was the recording.
I learned a lot.
Thank you very much!
Yes.
Thank you very much!
This kind of experience also exists, right?
Yes, it does.
Like variety shows and such.
Yes, variety shows are tough.
Variety shows are tough, aren't they?
Did you learn a lot?
Yes, I learned a lot of things.
Also, I'll do my best with my eloquence.
That's right.
I couldn't read the kanji "yaon" for "kibuya" well.
I also missed "togi".
If you like it, please listen to it again.
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Anyway, that's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Bye-bye!