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♪ Once you get your job, it's an exciting beginning ♪
♪ Time is equal, so let's start dashing ♪
♪ Boys' reading is this summer's date plan ♪
♪ It's not good to watch it alone ♪
♪ It's not good to be lonely ♪
♪ Go to the beach, go to a festival ♪
♪ Wear your yukata and have a firework ♪
♪ It's okay if you're a girl, but after all it's love, right? ♪
♪ I'm excited, I'm motivated ♪
♪ I made a mistake, I overdid it ♪
♪ Maybe I was too strong ♪
♪ I wonder if it's the beginning of love ♪
♪ Where two hands touch ♪
♪ If you only have delusions ♪
♪ Summer will end like this ♪
♪ Please hold me tight ♪
♪ Deep in my heart ♪
♪ If you only have delusions ♪
♪ It's no good ♪
♪ Summer will end like this ♪
♪ Tomorrow is training day ♪
♪ Let's put aside ♪
♪ These passionate memories and dream again ♪
♪ I-DLING! ♪
Thank you very much!
Hello, I'm idol group MISHI's idol, MANSO!
Thank you for coming to our show!
This show is about I-DLING girls who are growing up as idol singers!
And I-DLING, a new show on Wednesdays and Fridays,
will start at 1 PM on October 18th at 1 PM 40 minutes!
So, please look forward to it!
Now, let me introduce our guests!
I-DLING!
Today, we have these members with us.
So, let's get started!
What is it during the show?
I have an important announcement!
An important announcement?
Please do it later!
No! I have to do it now!
What is it?
I-DLING's first photo book is on sale!
A photo book...
Isn't it something where you take a picture and put it together?
There are a lot of good things about I-DLING,
so if you haven't bought it yet, please do!
There are a lot of good things about I-DLING?
Even if you collect all 20 of them, there are only about 4 good things about I-DLING?
Is it fun? Is it dangerous?
It's okay!
Okay, let's do our best today as well!
Toilet? Toilet?
That's not it!
You really can't do it like this!
That's not it!
It's my job as well, but I have an announcement!
Your job? What, you have construction work?
That's not it!
Why is it like this?!
That's a bit of a schedule...
Stop it! It's just a normal announcement!
What's wrong?!
What's wrong?! What happened?!
I'm going to release my calendar next year!
That's not it!
That's cute!
It's my first time as an individual work, so please look forward to it!
Isn't this that thing?
It's December, right?
Yes!
You can see various expressions of Ms. Kamura every month, right?
That's right!
Isn't it really good?!
Thank you!
But it's expensive, right?
No!
No, it's packed with various elements and costs about 2,415 yen!
What?!
With this size!
Even though it's this big?!
Yes!
Aren't you going to go bankrupt?!
That's right!
So everyone, please buy it at bookstores!
Yui's expression is always interesting!
It's different from usual!
Yui's expression that she doesn't usually show is really interesting!
Yui!
Yui! You did it, Yui!
Yui! You bastard!
Yui!
You did it, Yui's era!
It's Yui-year!
2011...
I'm glad!
Yes! Let's go shopping!
Yes! Let's go!
Mr. Taiyo Koyama, you too!
See you later!
By the way, did something happen today?
What? What? Is today Yui's death anniversary?
It's Yui's!
Right?
It's been brought up a lot.
So, today we have an announcement for you.
Here it is!
IDOLiQ Kansai TV's 30,000 viewers award!
That's amazing, everyone!
Thank you!
You haven't changed at all!
That's right!
You've been through a lot!
Are you okay? I'm not okay!
By the way, Masa-san hasn't appeared yet.
That's right! That's right!
That's amazing!
Look, Yui's dragging everyone!
IDOLiQ is dragging everyone!
That's right!
But I'm a little worried.
Speaking of 30,000 viewers...
It's a show where you face and talk to Akashia 30,000.
It's a popular show that's been broadcast for over 25 years since 1985.
It's a show you've been doing since before you were born.
I've been doing it since I was in elementary school.
That's amazing!
As expected, if you don't prepare for it...
That's right!
...it'll be difficult.
It won't work out.
That's why...
Today...
We're going to do a simulation of when you appeared.
And so, this time, from Sanma no Manma, the main family of Sanma no Manma,
we have someone special.
This person.
Please come in.
And so, today, from Sanma no Manma, we have the real Manma Jenny!
Hello.
I'm so happy to see you up close.
So cute!
Wow!
Wow! That's amazing!
I was wondering who you were looking at!
I wonder, too!
Wow, I like the texture of this one.
It's cute, isn't it?
Wow, it's real! I think so, too!
Thank you for coming. Thank you very much.
Thank you!
She's holding something in her hand.
There's a lot of stuff in there.
Oh, you're playing a DVD?
You're playing a DVD?
Wow, wow, wow!
Yes.
In commemoration of the show's 25th anniversary,
our first DVD release, "Sanma no Manma - Eternal Star Edition" has been released.
Guests will be able to watch "Eternal Superstars" that have a bright history of entertainment and sports.
I see!
"Sanma no Manma - Eternal Superstars" DVD is currently in high demand.
Everyone, please watch it!
Please watch it!
Now, with that said, we have "Manma-chan" from Japan with us.
Let's go! "Sanma no Manma - Simulation"!
How was it?
It was luxurious.
Luxurious.
As Sanma's "manma" comes out, it will be a practice.
Sanma's "manma" has 5 songs.
With "manma-chan" coming out, it feels very real.
But we haven't mentioned Sanma-san yet.
Who will play Sanma-san's role?
Asano-san?
I can't do it.
Isn't it obvious?
We have prepared it.
It's just a simulation of Sanma's "manma".
Please.
Who is it?
Please.
Who is it?
"Manma-chan" and Sanma-san, right?
It doesn't matter who it is.
It's just a simulation.
I don't like it.
"Manma-chan" and "Sanma-san" will convey Sanma's "manma".
"Manma-chan" is a little nervous.
That's right.
Sanma-san will do it, right?
Yes.
Sanma-san will do it today.
Who is it?
Let's go to the set.
Please.
Please take care of the rest of it.
What about you, Masuno-san?
I'm watching it here.
What?
"Manma-chan".
It's funny.
It's nice.
It's cute.
It's amazing.
It's cute.
When I was in middle school, I was wearing "Manma- chan"'s trunks.
You had them, right?
I don't know if you know it or not.
I'll leave the rest to you.
What do you drink for your idol group?
What do you drink?
Oolong tea.
Okay, let's say okay.
Souvenir.
Everyone, bring a souvenir.
That's right. Bring a souvenir and eat one more there.
Souvenir.
You don't have it?
Souvenir.
I'm sorry.
I...
It's my job, but...
The calendar will be released next year.
It's my first personal activity, so I brought it because I thought it would be nice if you could display it in your house.
Can I look at it?
Yes, of course.
If you could look at it...
Please don't show the back too much.
It's just a sample.
It's just a sample, so it looks like this.
It's cute.
Thank you!
It's cute!
Thank you very much!
I have a case, too.
If you don't mind, I'll give you a case.
Thank you.
Thank goodness!
Master!
Master! I'm waiting for a case!
A case!
I've never heard such a quiet case before.
What is an idling?
Master!
What is an idling?
Right now, in order to become an idol, we are working hard.
Right now, there are 20 of us.
Yes, this is an idol school program.
Right now, there are 20 of us, but today, there are only 10 of us.
Then, who is the most popular among us?
Eh?
Everyone is about the same.
Really?
That's not true!
That's not true, right?
That's not true!
There must be someone who is the most popular.
Then, in your opinion, is there someone who is your type?
No...
I'm the one who's asking.
Right now, he's not here, but...
No. 9, Rurika Yokoyama...
She's pretty...
She's laughing!
I'm glad!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Yes.
Honestly, Fonchi and Asahi...
Eh? Fonchi and Asahi?
Asahi, who is more popular?
Eh? Honestly!
Honestly!
Um...
Ah, thank you!
Honestly, um...
About halfway...
Which is it? Which is it?
Eh? Which is it? Which is it?
Which is it?
Ah, it's me! It's me!
No, no, no!
Fonchi-san is really...
Um...
Very...
Popular!
But...
Yes.
Then, who is the youngest?
The youngest is Asahi-san!
Ah, I see!
How old?
She's 13 years old.
Ah, 13 years old!
13 years old. Second year of middle school.
Young!
Do you know me?
Of course we know you!
No, no, that girl.
I know you!
Your way of laughing is funny!
I'm shocked!
But you're funny!
You're cool!
That's crazy!
I love you!
I've seen you on TV.
I've seen you on TV!
I watch you every day!
Who's the funniest one here?
The funniest?
I'm not aiming for that.
Kawamura Yui said it.
As expected of you.
You even set a calendar.
How do you like it?
It's cute and fun at the same time.
I'll work out a lot.
I'll do my best.
Is Sakachi funny?
Sakachi is funny.
But I like to tell people what I like.
Among us, Moa is funny.
She's good at impersonating.
Is this a group interview?
It's a talk show.
Where are you from?
Paranoia.
Don't talk at once.
I'm sorry.
Don't rush. One by one.
I'm from Kanagawa.
I'm from Shizuoka.
I'm from Miyazaki.
I'm from Saitama.
I'm from Hokkaido.
I'm from Shiga.
I'm from Hyogo.
I'm from Kanagawa.
I'm from Osaka.
I'm from Osaka Prefecture.
I'm from Chiba Prefecture.
Isn't there a "nara"?
There isn't.
What is that?
She's from Kansai.
There are many people from Kansai.
It's not "nara", is it?
Isn't it "nara"?
If it's not "nara"...
But she's said "nara" before.
She has.
It's not "nara" or "nara" she's said.
But I want to say it.
She has friends.
She doesn't need friends.
Do you know any actresses?
Among idol members, there is a girl named Shinkenger.
Yes, there is.
And that girl?
Hildra.
Where is she?
She's not here today.
She's not here at all.
I'm sorry, but there is a connection.
Why isn't she here today?
She's busy.
You don't have any popular girls, do you?
We don't have any popular girls, either.
You don't have any actresses, do you?
No, we don't.
What's that?
You don't have anything to do in your office?
No, we don't.
She's busy every day.
Can I ask you a question?
I like 27-hour TV.
At night, I talk with Shinsuke and Nakai.
I think it's interesting that you have rankings and so on.
Where do you get that kind of information?
I haven't heard of it.
She's not interested in politics.
How can you have an interesting conversation?
You don't know?
Sama-san?
Huh? Sama-san?
What is your favorite food?
Huh? Suddenly?
Favorite food?
Favorite food is what?
You're asking me?
I was asked just now.
One by one.
I like panpenni.
I like shungiku.
I like chicken nanban.
I like potatoes.
I like tonkatsu.
I like tofu.
I like hormones.
I like watermelons.
I like omelets.
I like grilled meat.
I like apples.
Like this.
Are you interested in it?
You like everything, don't you?
Yes, we like everything.
We like everything.
We're this big and no one wears it.
Is that so?
Yes, we have to be unique.
Then, Sanma, do you like any food?
Well, chicken, I guess.
Chicken is delicious!
Fried chicken is really delicious, isn't it?
Speaking of chicken, Chicken No.
I'm from Miyazaki Prefecture.
Have you ever eaten a dish using Chicken No. of chicken?
Yes, I have.
Oh, really?
Local Chicken No. has a stronger taste and it's delicious.
Have you ever eaten it in Miyazaki Prefecture?
What?
Don't you get married or something?
What?
What are you talking about all of a sudden?
I'm 21 years old now.
I want to work hard as an idol.
I haven't got married yet.
But you'll get married, won't you?
No, I won't.
You won't.
You'll get entangled!
Everyone is working hard now.
I'm sure you'll get married.
I might get married someday.
But for now, I want to work as an idol.
Yes.
When...
When will you get married?
What?
When will you get married?
Yes.
I'll get married when I'm 35 or 45 years old.
What?
Until then, I want to work harder and aim higher.
Yes.
I want people all over the country to see me as an idol.
Yes.
Of course.
It's too late for you to be 35 years old.
Yes.
It's too late for you to be 35 years old.
What are you talking about?
Isn't it a little hot?
No, it's cold today.
I've danced with you before.
We danced to Moteki's song together. Do you remember?
No, I don't.
What?
I don't dance with you, but we did impressions of you.
I'm serious about this show.
Do you do it on your own?
No, we do impressions together.
I don't remember.
Even if you don't remember, it was like a dream for us.
Right, everyone?
Yes.
It was so much fun.
We're happy to be together like this again.
You guys talk too much.
You're talking too much.
I'm talking too much because I'm excited.
Aren't you interested in us?
What is it?
Something you're interested in.
Something like that.
Do you have anything you're interested in?
I'm interested in golf.
My mom runs a golf club in Miyazaki.
Wow!
My mom started playing golf when she was little.
But she stopped playing two or three weeks later.
Don't you have anything like that?
No, I don't.
It seems like you use up a lot of energy playing golf.
There's something like "shut up" and stuff like that.
If you shut up, I'll go.
Really?
That's hard.
Do you go with your friends from the entertainment industry?
A lot of the time.
For example?
Like Shoji.
Wow!
The girl in the back can't speak at all.
Are you okay?
Are you nervous?
I'm sorry.
Sanma is someone I admire.
I'm really nervous and can't speak much.
I'm sorry.
Do you have any questions for Sanma?
Who do you like the most?
Yes.
Interesting.
You're my only eye.
My only eye.
Sorry, I wore myself out.
Sanma-san, you look cute.
If I have to choose one...
Kawamura.
This is the first time I've been told this.
Thank you.
What about it? This is the first time I've been told this.
It feels like you have a firstborn child.
What?
It feels like you have a firstborn child.
Family.
It makes you feel secure.
It makes me feel secure.
Thank you.
You look the most calm.
Thank you.
I'm happy.
Here's an announcement.
October 14th is Railway Day.
From 4am October 13th to 14pm, we will broadcast live for 10 hours.
Please watch it.
We did a simulation today.
First of all, let's apologize to the parents of the family, including Sanma-san.
We're sorry!
You apologize too!
Today, we have a special guest.
She is the mother of the family!
Thank you!
I wrote Sanma-san before you did.
Who is it?
I don't know.
This is bad.
We have to do our best.
Didn't you feel anxious?
I...
I feel like I'll get scolded if I broadcast like this.
This is bad!
This is how it is in Sanma-san's church!
How was it, everyone?
Well, actually, Sanma-san is here...
But you're all going, right?
Yes.
Do you have any strategies in mind?
We'll research what Sanma-san is interested in.
We'll research Sanma-san.
We're going to come up with a strategy.
I'd like to speak alone for a while.
I see, I see.
Do your best, okay?
We'll do our best!
This is bad.
What should we do?
Wow, it's like...
It's like...
It's like I'm really nervous.
How was it, Okawa-san?
Well...
Just by sitting down, you can feel your body's heat evaporating.
Your body's heat evaporating?
Yes.
What does that mean?
I was nervous.
Does it mean you'll get cold?
Huh?
Yes.
I see.
Just in Japanese, right?
Yes.
How was it?
I'm glad I met you, Sanma-san.
You haven't met me yet!
You haven't met me!
I'm proud of you all.
You can't be proud of me!
Kurata-san, how was it?
I had the same expression for a long time.
Because you're wearing a mask!
I was a little scared.
That's right.
But in reality, you have a very rich expression.
That's right.
Because you're the real Sanma-san.
Tomoto-san, how was it?
Yes, that's right.
Next time, I'll be careful not to get nervous.
So we can talk more.
So we can get to know each other better.
Get to know each other better!
How far will you be able to go?
Getting to know Sanma-san better.
You're a senior!
I'll do my best!
With that kind of feeling.
Yes.
Ojima-san, how was it?
Um...
I'm going to record everything that Sanma-san is appearing in.
I'm going to watch it.
And see what she's enjoying.
I'm going to do my best.
Yes.
Do your best.
Don't be nervous.
Yes.
Don't think "idolink" is just a show.
That's right.
You're very kind.
Yes.
With that, this has been "Sanma no Manma" simulation!
Goodbye!