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♪ Someday, someday, I wonder what will happen ♩
If I could turn back time...
I'll cast a spell on you!
I want to enjoy every day, I'll cast a spell on you!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go play!
Go! Go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go! Go!
Burn up hot!
Go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
But love can't be stopped!
Idling
"Idling"!
Huh? What's up, everybody?
I'm just late, aren't I?
Hey! Hey!
What? What? What?
Excuse me!
Yes, please.
Hello, I'm MC of "idling" Masuno Bakanezu. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This program is for current and future "idling" adults.
"idling" is popular every week. It's broadcast from 2 to 3 in the morning.
It's getting popular, isn't it?
Let me introduce "idling"!
Yes!
The theme of today's self-introduction is "idling's favorite pizza topping".
Yes! I'm "idling" number six, Toroka Yurika.
My favorite pizza topping is...
Um...I forgot.
Oh, it's cheese!
You're fat, aren't you?
(Applause)
You're better now!
My favorite pizza topping is seafood.
(Applause)
I'm "idling" number nine, Yoko Yamura Yurika.
My favorite pizza topping is raw ham.
My least favorite food is pizza.
My favorite pizza topping is tomato.
What is your favorite tomato topping?
I'm Luka Kurata, 22 years old. My favorite pizza topping is mochi.
I'm Yuna Ito, 23 years old. My favorite pizza topping is crab.
I'm Manami Nomoto, 24 years old.
Are you okay?
My favorite pizza topping is meat.
I'm Kotoko Karu, 25 years old. My favorite pizza topping is basil.
My favorite pizza topping is New York steak!
This is original, you idiot!
Please give me some persimmon.
The persimmon I have is blue and red.
The first place is...this!
I have a strong sense of justice!
What's your name?
Um...my name is Kaima Yuzo.
I just said "Kaima Yuzo"!
Anyway, these two will be in charge of today's segment.
I didn't know we were climbing adult stairs.
Yes, I didn't know we were girls' college students.
Let's get started!
It's been a while since we came back!
No. 6, Tono Tono and...
No. 9, Yoko Yoko's...
"Teach me how to be a girl's college student"!
Dabi-san!
It's because of my absence that I couldn't meet you.
Yokoyama-sensei, even though it's been a while, Masuno- san is still saying something.
Tomoka-sensei!
Because you're fat, right?
It can't be helped.
Because you're fat, right?
Did you get burned again?
I got burned.
I'm working hard in school.
I see, I see.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Tomoka-sensei, I'm sorry!
You're the same weight as when the show started.
Yes! Yes! I'm sorry!
Um...
After the drama shoot, Tomoka-sensei came back and his energy is going crazy.
Oh, thank you very much, Masuno-san!
He got a little fatter when he came back.
But I think it's fine like that.
He was too thin for a while.
How is it? Your pace is slowing down, isn't it?
Don't talk to me like that, please!
I can only say what's decided!
What is this?
But you know...
I know!
Um...
I'll say it, but...
Yes.
Tomoka-san, it's good that you came back, but...
You know, you're not good at dramas, so...
This entrance is a little...
You know...
I'm an actress, but...
No, I'm not!
The distance...
I'm not! I'm not!
I have a witness!
I came in like that in the morning.
What?
You're wearing such a big sunglasses!
I'm not!
Is that so?
What kind of face did you make?
You're an actress, aren't you?
An actress...
You're an actress, aren't you?
I'm not! I'm not like that!
You bought it properly, didn't you?
It's wonderful.
You know...
You don't forget things like that, do you?
Yes.
Well, anyway...
In the past, there was a corner called...
Teach me, middle school teacher!
in which Tomoka-sensei and Yokoyama-sensei, who were high school students, taught idol members...
Teach me, middle school teacher!
and "Teach me, high school teacher!"
Once again, we'd like to ask these two, who have become girls' university students, to teach them how to be idols and improve their academic skills.
This is a problem segment now, isn't it?
It's like a Japanese education committee meeting.
Today, we'd like to ask Ms. Tonoka and Ms. Yokoyama to teach us.
Ms. Yamashima, please teach us.
Yes!
That's a good response.
It's over.
By the way, Ms. Tonoka and Ms. Yokoyama, how is campus life?
Oh, I want to know! I want to know!
Me, too!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm doing my job.
You're doing your job all the time, aren't you?
I'm not!
You're not!
I'm not!
You're playing around, aren't you?
I'm not!
I'm serious about it.
You're serious about it, aren't you?
Yes!
The black guy next to you doesn't look like it!
I'm serious about my field work!
Are you serious about it?
Yes!
You're not!
I'm not going to school!
Ms. Yokoyama, do you go to school often?
Yes, I do.
It's summer vacation now.
Yes, it's summer vacation now.
I see, I see.
If you don't do your homework, you'll have problems.
I see.
Today, you'll be taught how to study. Is that okay?
Yes! It's okay!
By the way, if you're able to answer correctly today,
Ms. Uematsu A.D. will treat you to a meal at Shinagawa's ramen park, Shinatatsu!
Yes!
Let's eat it for sure!
Yes!
Everyone, do your best to answer correctly!
Yes!
If you say something funny, I'll answer seriously and make you feel weird.
Okay!
I'm always serious.
I'm not always serious.
I thought you were joking.
Why is that?
We've had a number of questions so far.
Please tell us today's topic of study.
Yes!
Today's topic is this!
It's easy!
I'm glad!
Don't make fun of me!
What's a number?
A number is a basic number you learn in 4th grade, right?
Yes!
However, it's normal for everyone above middle school age to be able to do it.
Is everyone okay with it?
It's easy!
Especially this corner's regular 19-year-old, Ms. Fonchi!
Yes!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Really! I can do a number!
Yeah, but Fonchi can't laugh.
I'm worried I can do it.
She's worried about various things.
It's okay!
Yes, a number is...
What? Are you going to teach us about fractions?
Yes, about fractions...
From the basics, of course.
Well, like this...
Even if fractions and divisors are separated...
Yes!
We're going to express fractions in terms of what we call "divisors".
It's complicated.
Yes! For example...
Even if you express it in terms of shapes...
There's a round cake...
Yes.
We're going to divide it into four parts, right?
Now...
Excuse me.
At this stage...
Which is a divisor, lower or upper?
Lower is a divisor and upper is a fraction.
Upper is...
Yes, like this, right?
That's right.
Yes, Ms. Kairi has finished writing down her notes.
Yes! Please write it down!
Please write it down!
It's like this, right?
It's important.
I'm really not good at it.
Yes!
Well, let's say you divided the cake into four parts...
I see.
And you ate two of them.
Yes!
This is...
Two-fourths...
Yes.
Huh?
Two...
Ah!
It's like that, right?
Yes!
Three-thirds, right?
Yes!
And...
One-two-thirds, right?
Well, for example...
This...
Well, I divided the cake into four parts...
Yes.
Like this...
I divided it into two parts...
Ouch!
Out of the two...
Huh? What was that?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
If you pass it like that and tell me how to do it...
I can't do it.
Well, Ms. Masuno...
Even though you said you were fat from the beginning...
I'm curious about your pace!
It's all messed up!
Hey, what was this?
Ah!
Since you divided the cake into two parts...
One-half...
Yes!
One-half...
Yes!
I can do it!
Me too!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Can you notice something?
Yes!
They're the same! Actually!
Ah, yes!
The remaining two and one-half are the same.
One-half.
Yes, you can divide by two and make one-half.
What's wrong with that?
That's right! That's right!
It's obvious!
On the contrary, what's wrong with that?
I just explained it because I thought you wouldn't know.
Well, well, it's confirmation.
Confirmation...
This is called an inverse fraction, right?
Yes, by the way.
Inverse fraction...
Oh, come on! Mathematics!
By the way,
In addition, you can compare or add or subtract the number of fractions by combining the numbers below, which are called fractions.
For example...
This is not an inverse fraction.
Please listen to me.
Three-sevenths and four-ninths, which one is bigger?
First, combine the fractions.
You can divide by two and make one-half, which is called an inverse fraction.
I'm sorry, inverse fraction!
You don't know what an inverse fraction is?
Are you okay?
I'm sorry! My sketchbook is already full of it!
Did you get it?
Yes.
Well, let me explain it to you.
If you compare it here, four-ninths is one-sixty- third bigger.
Ah!
It's okay.
Are you okay, Asahi-san?
You can do it!
Please continue.
Ruka-chan, are you okay?
Ruka-chan!
Ah! It's okay, it's okay.
It's not okay!
It's like...
Asahi-san is just braver than herself.
Is it okay?
What is it?
Well, there are seven and nine, right?
Yes.
The smallest fraction of seven and nine, right?
That's right.
You can combine them.
Huh?
You can combine them, right?
But if the number of fractions is different, you can't compare them.
So you divide by the common number of fractions of seven and nine.
And that's sixty-third.
I don't think you know what "smallest fraction" is.
Well, for example...
You multiply this nine by this seven and multiply this nine by this seven.
How many is seven multiplied by nine?
Ah, that's right!
Look!
Sixty-six, sixty-three!
Look!
Sixty-three!
If you multiply this by this number, you get this number.
It's the same, right?
Wow!
That's right.
Huh?
Asahi-san!
Narin told me something different before!
No, I didn't!
Then...
If you combine one-third and two-seventh, what's the fraction?
Is it twenty-one?
That's right!
Huh? Was it like that?
From the beginning, it's like three-one is three- two is six and three-nine is nine.
If you do it like that...
It's like this.
It's really easy!
Look!
Is it easy?
It's easy.
Then, let's...
You can do it! You can do it!
Then, let's practice!
You can do it! You can do it!
Yes!
Then, let's solve the practice question!
Yes!
Five-thirteenth plus three-seventh!
Wow!
Now, let's solve it together!
Wait a minute.
Can you write it?
Really?
If you all get it right, you'll get ramen.
I haven't heard the loud voices since the show started.
Are you all right?
Oh, it's Guts Coach.
The junior high school students are smiling a lot.
But something amazing happened while she was gone.
Something got stuck in my ear, but it was pretty terrible.
It was pretty amazing.
Then, Guts Coach added...
It's complicated!
Harmon...
What?
No, it's not.
Guts Coach added...
What?
What is it?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What is it?
It's easy.
So, is it correct?
The opposite is normal.
Masuno-san, it's suspicious.
Is it suspicious?
Wait a minute, Masuno-san.
Are you all right?
I don't know how you make up things about people like this.
Masuno-san.
Oh, it's a deer.
Oh, my God!
Wait a minute, please.
But, Ton-chan, it must have been hard at Himawari Farm.
No, it's Tankopo Farm.
I'm sorry.
Himawari Farm is my image flower and I was at Tankopo Farm.
Yes, it's Tankopo Farm. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Yes, everyone, did you get the answer?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
That's not it.
I want you to tell me.
I can't do it like this.
Then, Iseni, open!
I haven't done it yet.
Oh!
Oh?
That's not it.
Which one is the answer?
Huh?
There are two answers written on it.
Which one is the answer?
This one?
The one on the right.
Probably.
What about you, Nao-chan?
Wait a minute, please.
We don't have enough time.
Kaede-chan...
It was easier than I thought.
Yes.
What about you, Ruka-chan?
One-half.
Half.
Masuno-san is one-ninth.
I'm not sure about this.
Yuna is one-ninth.
I think I'm forgetting something.
What about you, Mano-chan?
Wait a minute.
Ponchi-san is panicking a lot.
Are you okay?
I'm not panicking.
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Please take care of the middle school students.
Why?
Goto-chan didn't make it in the middle of it.
What should we do?
Let's start with the explanation.
First, we'll do 13 x 7 on this side.
Why?
Didn't I say it earlier?
If you multiply here and here...
They match, right?
They have to be the same here, so we'll multiply them.
So we'll multiply 7 on 5 as well.
Up to 3?
That's right.
We'll multiply the same number up there as well.
We'll multiply 13 on 7 as well, so we'll multiply 13 on 3 as well.
Wait a minute.
Where did 13 come from?
It's written here.
Okay.
We know 13 x 7, but 5 x 7...
What do we do with 7?
No, no, no.
We have to multiply both of them, right?
That's why we have to multiply both of them as well.
Huh?
So it's 5 and 7, right?
Are you making a claim again?
I'm not!
Asahi-san's...
You're doing it wrong!
Mathematical claim.
Let's calculate it for now.
Then the division is 91.
95 divided by 91 plus 39 divided by 91.
If you add this up, the answer is 74.
Masuo-san is correct.
I'm 34 now and I got applause for calculating the division.
We didn't have much time and we couldn't do it until the end.
Ponchi, you're amazing.
We forgot to add it up at the end.
Look at this.
How did it end up like this?
It's not right, is it?
It's right. Look at it.
You just didn't give us the answer.
We just didn't have much time.
That's why you didn't add it up.
You gave up.
Wait a minute.
Asahi-san, what is it?
The way you did it is totally different.
It's different?
Asahi-san, can you show us your way of doing it?
Can you show us your way of doing it?
Maybe it'll be easier for us to do it.
This is elementary school, isn't it?
It's elementary school because it's math.
How did you do it, Namu-chan?
How many minutes was it again?
It was 13 minutes.
5/13 plus 3/7.
This kind of thing takes a lot of time, doesn't it?
I see. If you did it like you did before...
No, it takes time.
In the first place...
It takes time.
Asahi-san, can you explain it?
First of all...
You said you'd multiply it, so I did.
Well, you said it.
It's 91. The fraction is 91.
It became 91.
You did it?
Yes, I multiplied it and it became 91.
And...
3...
3... 7...
This is 7, right?
If you multiply 7, it becomes 91, right?
Yes.
And...
If you multiplied 7, you have to add 7 on top of it.
Add...
You multiplied it and...
Add...
You multiplied it and...
You didn't multiply it, you added it.
If you're comfortable with it...
If you're popular with it...
What did you say?
You're popular with it, right?
I don't need popular with it today.
You always say it.
But...
That's right.
So...
I'm 12 years old now.
And I'm 91 years old.
Can I say something?
Please listen to me seriously.
I've been thinking about it until I'm 91 years old.
I'm 63 years old.
Anyway, I'm 63 years old.
Please listen to me.
I'll gradually add 7.
Gradually?
Please listen to me.
Okay.
7 and 70.
Does it work?
It doesn't work.
You're not trusted.
70 and 77.
And 7 and 7.
80...
Wait a minute.
84.
What are you doing there?
It's okay.
Asahi, you can just multiply 13 and 7.
What?
That's wrong.
Is it wrong?
Do you have to find one?
If you don't do it right, you'll make mistakes.
I see.
You have to answer it for sure.
84 plus 7.
91.
It works.
And...
9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
That's why it looks like 13.
Do you know what I mean?
So it's 12/91 + 13/91, isn't it?
And? And what's the answer?
9/91...
Huh? Isn't it 25?
No, if you add it up...
That's Asahi-san's...
Asahi-san's what?
Asahi-san!
No, no, no!
You told me to add it up!
No, I didn't!
No, you told me!
You told me?
You're looking at me like you're hungry.
No, I didn't!
Don't say things like that!
No, I really didn't!
See, you're nodding!
Can you really add it up?
See!
That's why I added it up!
See, see, see!
No, this is...
a big problem for the Japanese Education Board.
Yes, it is.
Maybe you should eat again today.
If you eat it, you add it up!
Isn't it?
Amazing!
Right?
It's possible to add what you put on the table.
Huh?
You're stupid enough to be on Yahoo News.
No, no, no!
I'm not stupid!
I've seen it!
It's possible!
It's really possible!
It's possible to be on Yahoo News!
No, seriously!
You're a high school student, right?
Yes, but...
Yes.
Why?
Then, let's use Asahi-san's answer...
Yes, let's do it!
Let's add it up!
Yes, let's add it up!
Maybe Asahi-san's answer will be correct for the next question!
Wait a minute!
Let's do it!
Then, let's move on to the add-up question!
Here it is!
Answer question!
Kaede and Asahi-san ate the same size of cake.
Kaede ate three of eight pieces of cake.
Nao ate three of thirteen pieces of cake.
Isn't that too much?
How many pieces of cake did you eat?
Now, let's solve it together!
I want about fifteen minutes!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What do you mean?
Then, shall we solve it together?
Yes!
Then, teacher, please give us a sample!
Please wait a little longer!
Konchi-san, you're doing it on your own today, aren't you?
While we're talking about this...
Konchi-san, you have quite a bit of cunning in you...
Wow!
I don't! I don't!
Now then, shall we announce the news in the meantime?
From July 30th to August 1st, at Naiba Ski Resort, the Fuji Rock Festival...
...will be broadcast on Fuji TV Next from today at 9pm!
Don't miss it!
Now, everyone in front of the TV, please think about it together!
I can't do it!
You can't do it with your morning knees?
It'll definitely take about 15 minutes, really!
I can't do it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Is it better to hang it up?
Huh?
Huh? Masuno-san...
Are you okay?
Huh? What's going on?!
Time's up!
Okay! Let's start with the teacher's answer!
Yes! Please, teacher!
Okay! Ta-dah!
First of all, I'd like to add up Kaede's and Nao's portion.
Then, it's 39/104 and 56/104, right?
Then, 56 - 39 = 17, so it's 17/104.
Nao ate 17 cakes more than Kaede.
Is it that detailed?
First of all...
It's unusual for Kaede to say it.
I know, right?
Hmm...
Ah, it's different!
Who knows the answer?
Yes!
Oh! Japanese! Is it you, Ruka-chan?!
See? Asahi-chan ate more.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
No way!
It's like an adventure!
It's good timing for an adventure, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Kurata-san ate a lot of Asahi-san's food.
Kaede-chan also ate a lot of Naori-san's food.
I see. The question is which one is more...
Oh, it says how much.
Oh, how much.
It's about this much, right?
It's about this much.
These two didn't think with numbers, but with pictures.
Isn't it a little crazy?
What about you, Asahi-san?
Well, I can't do it with Naori-san's food.
It's because Asahi-chan is stupid.
The second one is more correct.
Yes, it's correct.
No, it's not!
I didn't say anything wrong.
It's the worst.
What's that? It's not even in the answer sheet.
But...
It wasn't in English.
That's why I always skip the question when I go out for a test.
Why?
Because it's annoying.
Is that how you do it?
What grade are you in? Elementary school?
Elementary school, fourth grade.
Wait a minute. That's crazy.
Asahi-san, what grade are you in?
First year of high school.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It's only when it's correct.
You're doing well today.
It's just a coincidence.
I don't want to be called stupid pop.
No, it's not.
What about the three in the back?
Ah, it's a little different.
You taught me how to add up, didn't you?
You taught me.
Hey!
I didn't teach you.
Did you do it?
I didn't do it.
I changed it.
That's no good!
It's better than "nao-chan".
Elementary school, fourth grade.
There are this many people.
There's a 19-year-old man and this 34-year-old man.
It's only when it's correct.
That's no good!
It's a serious problem.
But I think you just forgot how to do it.
Teach Kaede-chan.
First, divide Kaede-chan's circle into eight pieces like this.
And divide Asai-chan's circle into 13 pieces like this.
That's a pain in the ass.
Then, divide the eight pieces into three pieces like this and say "I ate this much".
Then, divide the 13 pieces into seven pieces like this and say "I ate this much".
Asahi-chan's circle was bigger.
That's right.
Well, you know...
But it's the same.
Kaede-chan, explain it to her.
Asahi-chan, teach her and Kaede-chan do it.
It's easy.
No, it's not!
It's really easy.
How do you do it?
You just have to draw a circle like this and say "I ate this much".
Then, Kaede-chan, why do you think it's 17/104?
That's not right.
I calculated it myself and that's why it's wrong.
Those people who like numbers...
I hate numbers.
You should have done it with pictures.
Should we go to the next one?
There's no next one.
We don't have much time.
The next one will be next time.
Seriously!
The next one will be broadcasted.
Okayama-sensei, Okayama-sensei...
I know it's hard for you, but I hope you'll do your best for the next one.
That's all for "Teach me, Joshi Daiseng"!
Goodbye!
Thank you very much!