AISubs v3.5
Everyday I want to enjoy myself, I hate it!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I can't stand it!
Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Forgive me!
Burn it up even, even hotter!
Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Now I'm...
Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Not good at it, but...
Yeah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya
IDOLiNG!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
(applause)
Now, it's time for IDOLiNG MC's broadcast.
Thank you for having me.
And now, I'd like to introduce our show.
This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up in modern society.
The first episode of IDOLiNG airs every Wednesday and Thursday at 2:35 p.m.
Now, let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
(applause)
Now, let's have some fun!
Um...
I...
What?
I have an announcement to make.
What?
No!
What?!
No! You can't make an announcement like that!
No!
What?
What is it, Suzuka?
I have one for Morita, too...
You can't say you have one for Morita, either!
No!
I'm sorry!
The new book by me, Morita and Suzuka, has been released!
It's been released!
It's been four years since its debut, so please check it out!
(applause)
Now, now, now!
This is...
The new book by me, Okawa and my second team, "Secret Island," has been released!
Thank you for having me!
Is that enough?
Yes!
It's nice and trendy, right?
Yes!
You can do it!
It's nice and trendy, right?
We're all here together for the first time in a while, so let's have some fun!
Smile and sing louder!
The hot light in the middle of the night
It's 7 o'clock in the night in Tokyo
"Be with you", if you're serious
You're like a warrior in love
Go! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
More! More!
Are you ready?!
Go! Yeah! Yeah!
More! More!
So, what we'll be doing today is...
This!
Yes, dodgeball!
Go! Yeah! Yeah!
It's been a while since we've been in a studio, so we've got some gear in here.
We've also prepared a proper coat.
We'll do our best.
This time, we'll be playing dodgeball in teams.
For today's "Doing Our Best Dodgeball", 20 idols will be divided into 4 teams...
...and each team will play dodgeball in this special coat.
We'll be deciding who's the strongest team for dodgeball!
Alright!
So, there will be 4 teams this time...
...but when we do a live show in Odaiba, we'll be playing dodgeball in teams of 5.
Oh, there's a team like that?
Yes, this is it. Do you know about it, Masuno-san?
Each team has a team name.
No, I didn't know about it at all!
What?!
I don't know about it!
It's Odaiba's face!
Odaiba's face!
It's Odaiba's face?!
Yes!
Can you say Odaiba's face even if you're outside?
I'll do my best!
It can't be helped if it's Odaiba's face!
Oh, so it's a team like that.
Let's take a look.
Oh, you're divided into teams by T-shirts, right?
Team Gari Gari.
Team Higawari.
Higawari? Oh, Higawari. What is Higawari?
It's because you look like grass.
Well, Gari Gari is Gari Gari, but...
You look skinny.
You look skinny and...
It looks tough for you to be in this team, doesn't it?
Yeah.
How about you, Yazawa and Kochi?
No, I don't think I can be in this team at all.
Are you sure you're okay?
I think I can be in Team Super Gari Gari.
You look like you're about to fall.
Oh, so this is Team Gari Gari... No, Team Higawari.
Team Higawari.
So, this is Team Higawari.
And this is...
Tomoko, Sakai, Asahi, Shichino, Arata.
What's up with you guys wearing weird, ugly clothes?
What are you talking about?!
Who designed it?
It's me.
Um, this...
The one with the worst luck made it.
Oh, but there are people with bad luck and people with good luck, right?
That's right, that's right.
But this one is just right.
You're not having any bad luck, are you?
No, we're not!
We're not having any bad luck.
And you're wearing all of these, Sakai and Gari?
That's right.
Asahi, are you okay?
No, I'm just wearing them because they didn't look good.
I see.
I'm wearing a shirt and a boxer.
And you're wearing a shirt with a scissor?
Yes.
And you're wearing an echo.
And you're wearing a shirt with a scissor?
Yes, with a scissor.
What's up with you guys?
You look desperate.
Why are you wearing a different shirt and a scissor?
You're wasting one shirt!
Where is the echo coming from?
Yes.
You're wearing that T-shirt again, right?
Yes, we do.
We also have a team pose.
Yes, we do.
One, two...
Tonchinkan!
The reason why I said "Tonchinkan! Fuu!" is...
If you don't bury the "fuu" word, there's no laughter.
That's right, that's right.
We want to liven up the atmosphere.
Kano Echo says "ramen" and says "I'm handsome" and then says "fuu" in the middle.
She didn't say it at first, but once you get used to it, you use it a lot.
By the way, is there a team called "Gari Gari"?
Yes, there is!
One, two...
We are "Gari Gari"!
We eat ramen, pat it and then eat it.
I see.
We eat ramen.
I see.
We don't say "isagi" or "fuu" here.
We'll do our best.
One, two...
Don't you cry!
She's trying to hide that she's not laughing.
She doesn't say "isagi" or "fuu" here.
I see.
Next up is Yasuo, Yokoyama, Tanaka, Mito, and Nomoto's team "Merci".
What does it mean?
It's French.
It means "thank you".
I see. It means "thank you" in Japanese.
And it has each member's name written on it.
"m" is for Manami, "e" for Erika, "r" for Rurika, "s" for Serina, and "y" for Yuna.
Isn't it amazing?
Yes!
One, two...
Merci!
She's trying to hide that she's not laughing.
She's trying not to make it hard for you.
I couldn't hear you, but were you laughing?
Yes, we were!
It's been a while.
Can you do it again?
Again?
One, two...
Merci!
I didn't know about your voice, but your face was like this the whole time.
Your voice was like this, right?
I'll do my best!
Otonari Fonchi-san, Kawamura-san, Fukuchi-san, Okawa- san, Goto-san and Team Topping!
Team Omonikazu!
Okara is a human being!
What does it mean?
It's like...
There's a lot of things together, and there's a lot of characters.
A lot of things are left behind.
A unique...
A unique and energetic group.
It's said that it's the most talkative and energetic group, right?
I don't think everyone knows, but it's said that it's the most energetic.
It's only you!
No, it's not like that at all!
It's not like that at all!
No, it's not like that at all!
It's a well-balanced group.
Okawa-san, since you announced it, you haven't said a word!
No, I haven't!
I thought you were at work!
I'm talking!
I'm sure you're at work!
No, I'm not!
Do you have your signature pose?
We do!
Of course!
We always do it before a live show.
Of course we do!
One, two...
Topping!
Let's go together!
Yay!
We decided it today!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Just you and me bonding!
That's enough, isn't it?
Is that enough?
We just confirm it from the bottom of our hearts!
The T-shirt is also with that topping.
You made it?
It's ugly.
I don't want to say this, but it took me an hour to make it.
Make it more!
Everyone!
Is the teamwork okay?
It's perfect!
I see, you've been doing it together for a long time.
It means you're the face of Odaiba.
And you're good at dodgeball too.
That's right. This time, we'll have four teams compete for the strongest dodgeball.
The winner of this competition will get a prize.
This!
A Disney World passport!
A Disney World passport?
What does it mean?
This is...
Doesn't it look like a teapot?
You've seen it, haven't you?
Actually...
Tokyo Idols collected it.
Yes, Tokyo Idols collected it and brought it back by themselves.
At the "Look Over There Pie" competition...
You won, didn't you?
Yes, I won.
It's a product of that time.
Where did you get it?
Ai-chan said in a low voice, "I bought it, but I didn't get it."
It's an idol product.
I see!
A representative came up with it, but in the end, it's a product for idol groups.
Then, among idol groups, who will get it?
You didn't fall for it!
Thank you!
You didn't fall for it!
It's the representative, right?
Well, we all won. You were the representative, right?
You were the representative, right?
From now on, who will win? Which team will win?
Well, I'd like to start "Which Ball" now.
But before that, there's a special guest who wants to say something about "Which Ball".
Let me introduce her.
Here she is!
Please come in!
Wow! You look great!
What are you wearing today?
What do you think of me?
Don't you think of me like this?
Yes.
Do you know me?
Yes, I know you.
I'm I-shield 21.
No, you're not!
I'm not I-shield 21.
You're not?
I don't know you.
You don't know me?
I'm I-shield 21, an anime that caused the dodgeball boom in the '90s.
What?
I'm I-shield 21, and I'm dressed like I-shield 21.
I-shield 21?
Yes.
What did you use for your costume?
Well...
You don't know me!
You're I-shield 21 again!
What?
You're Korokoro, right?
Yes, I'm Korokoro.
The one who drew Minion Q.
Excuse me, but I'm a generation before you, so I don't know you.
I'm a generation before you, so I don't know you.
You don't know me?
Okay, so I'm Mr. Dodge Shield, or A.D. Uematsu!
Nice to meet you.
Please!
Yes.
I hope you're dressed properly.
Yes, I am.
Are you okay?
This is...
This is the most dangerous pattern in Japan.
I'm okay.
You're okay, right?
I'm okay.
I like you.
Thank you for watching me.
It's okay.
Even if you don't know me, you've been on TV a lot.
I think you know what you're doing.
I hope you do.
Okay, then.
I'd like you to say a word about dodgeball to your fans.
Please!
Whether you get it right or not, please do your best.
Oh, I forgot.
That's normal.
Okay, then...
Can you do one more pattern?
One more pattern?
This time, can you do a more unique one?
The one you just did was a serious one.
And...
I'll decide which one you'll use in your diary.
A word with value.
Thank you.
I will never lose!
Yeah!
That was a loud one.
Next time...
Next time, we will have a crowd and a lot of people.
Give us a funny one, please.
A serious one.
A loud one.
Next time, we will decide on a funny one.
We will use this one.
There's a lot of them.
But we don't have much time.
We don't have much time.
Which one is the best?
Hey, back off!
Let's start.
Team Higawarisou vs. Team Tonjinkan!
I will explain the rules.
Three of you are Motonaiya.
Two of you are Motogaiya.
Four of you are Motonaiya.
One of you is Motogaiya.
Just like a normal dodgeball,
Motogaiya players can return to Motonaiya if they hit the opponent's Motonaiya player's ball.
On the other hand, Motonaiya players who are hit will be out.
Please return to Motonaiya.
In the end, Motonaiya players will be eliminated and the team will lose.
Mr. Motonaiya will be out.
Mr. Motonaiya, please.
Mr. Motonaiya, what is the point of this game?
Well, it's a dodgeball, so...
It's not allowed to be out of the screen.
It's not allowed.
I see.
It's dangerous for men.
That's right. It's better to aim for girls with lower eyes.
Especially for idols.
We can't ignore such a cute idol's face.
It's cute.
We have a duty to protect it.
You've never protected it for me!
I'm protecting it!
What is this?
Now, let's look at both teams' Gaia.
First, Team Tonchinkan's Gaia is Tono...
Tonochinkan!
Tonochinkan.
Looks like you have good motor nerves. You can swim well, right?
Yes! I'll do my best!
Yes, and then...
Next up is...
Next up is Ojima-san!
Ojima-san, you're strong!
When I was in elementary school, I played dodgeball for more than five years.
More than five years?!
Wow!
If only you could say "six years"!
In elementary school, you only have six years, but you've been an idol for five years?
Six years, huh?
I see. I understand.
Yes, and now...
Oh, Asahi-san is here.
Oh, you're here!
You've been losing.
You've been completely losing lately and you're starting to look like you're slipping.
Are you okay?
You're saying something amazing!
Hey, cut!
Cut! I haven't seen you cut, Asahi-san!
But my coat is too small!
What are you crying about?!
No, no, it's just that it's too small!
But I haven't lost for five years!
More than five years!
It's like...
It's like you're Sazae-san...
You're always like that!
Ojima-san, you might look a little like her.
No, I don't!
I want you to do a live performance someday!
I don't want to!
Yes...
How about you?
Are you okay physically?
I'm limping!
It's important to feel like you're heading for the ball without being scared.
You don't want to go in, do you? You're definitely scared, aren't you?
When I was in middle school, I used to skip school.
That's bad.
I want to skip school today.
That's because the agency is in charge of it.
Let's start with the jump ball.
Asahi, you're pretty tall, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Asahi, you're in front of the team.
That's good.
You're good at jumping. Here we go.
I don't know the rules, so I'll just throw it at you.
Start!
Su-chan, you're out.
You're fast!
You're fast, you're fast, you're fast!
Can you do it one more time?
You're out now, aren't you?
I'm out, so I'll take this ball.
Endo-san, can you do it one more time?
Endo-san was looking at you, and you were like...
It's going to be on TV, so don't make it look so ugly.
It's like you're begging for your life.
Okay, let's go.
Wow, wow.
Wow, that's a lot!
Oh, that's not good.
Wow!
Wow, that's a lot!
Don't worry about your teammates.
Wow, that's a lot!
Okay, only one left!
Only one left in the middle!
You have to do your best!
Wow, that's a lot!
You're fighting, you're fighting.
Why, why are you fighting?
I don't know much about it, but I think you're in a bad position.
Why is that?
The reason is you should turn the game around.
You idiot!
You want to stand out, you want to stand out.
You want me to stand out.
Right now, I'm the only one wearing a cap.
Normally, you'd put it on your shoulder and increase the number of people.
I want to do something about it by myself.
You're a little out of it.
When you hit it, you're like, "Yeah!"
You idiot!
I didn't think you'd hit it!
What do you mean you didn't think it'd hit?!
Hey! I was serious! I risked my life thinking about our team's victory!
Hey! In the end you won!
You won too! Then don't hit it!
Shizuka...
Like, right now, Tajimana-san was like "guaaah" and like...
Her eyes were hot, but...
Everyone was like this, in this sense...
No, no, I was just laughing.
Asahi-san was like, noticing that no one was laughing around her.
But, Tajimana-san, you were like, "look, look, look, look!"
You couldn't see anything, so you couldn't stop laughing.
I'm sorry!
Shizuka, I'm sorry!
No, but really, Asahi-san was a little too much!
No, Ojima-san was really strong!
No, but it was pretty...
She was fast, though!
She was fast, she was fast, ball!
No, but I couldn't see it...
I couldn't see it!
There's only one ace here.
This is bad.
This ending was a little unbearable, but Ojima-san alone is a little...
Okay!
Loser!
It's funny how a young girl says "kya kya" and then runs away.
It's funny.
I can't help but watch it.
It's funny how a young girl says "kya kya" and then runs away.
It's early in the morning, isn't it?
Let's get started.
You can watch the live performance of "Odaiba Gasshuu Koku" on our website.
We got too excited from the first match.
It's fun, isn't it?
It's been quite a while.
Next up is Mercy versus Team Topping.
Let's hear it out!
She looks strong!
Mercy!
I'm here!
Ace is here!
From what I've heard, you're experienced.
Yes, but I only played for two years.
When I was six years old, I became the captain of the team.
But everyone around me was male.
I was the only female captain.
Did you participate in any tournaments?
Yes, I won all the national tournaments.
National tournaments?!
Yes!
She said she wanted to participate in them!
That's amazing!
Yes, I did.
And now, Team Topping...
It's been a while!
How do you feel about participating in national tournaments?
Well, we're all from Yadava.
Yes.
I see.
We're all leaders.
For now, let's leave her alone.
Yes.
Let's leave her alone.
I see.
So, which team will win the championship?
We'll find out in the next episode.
Yes!
We'll do our best!
Please look forward to it.
Yes.
You've been wearing passports for nine years.
That's right!
Yes!
Everyone, do your best!
Do your best!
Yes!
So, we have 20 seconds left.
Mister...
Mister hasn't said anything yet.
Yes.
What's "t.d."?
What is it?
Tamagawa Dodgeball Club.
I don't know!
One more!
Can you handle it?
I couldn't say anything.
Good bye!
You kept saying "Ah, I slipped, I slipped"
Did you really go and get it?
No, well, my head is white.
Well, your character has been accepted up until now, right?
You might have been the toughest today.
Because you didn't know anything, right?
That's right.
I told you not to do that.
Even though you're wearing a Mr. Dodge jacket.
I told you not to do that.
Let's do our best.