AISubs v3.5
From the other side of the wall,
I can't see his gaze.
I want to run away from you,
but I can't help it.
If we keep going like this,
we'll get caught in the summer heat.
Even if it rains, even if it snows, I'll hold you tight.
Come on, let's go! Let's go to the park!
Come on, let's do it! Let's do the magic!
Come on, let's do it! Let's do the charisma!
I want to be more and more mature!
Come on, let's get ready!
Come on, let's do it! Let's do our best!
I don't need words or energy
I want to enjoy every day
I'll make a wish
Come on, let's go! Let's do our best!
Burn up more and more
Boy Yeah Yeah Yeah Boy Yeah Yeah Yeah
I've been holding it in, but I can't stop it tonight
It's started! I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Manato! Nice to meet you!
I'm MC of IDOLiNG, Manato! Nice to meet you!
This program is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idol singers.
IDOLiNG's daily news broadcast is broadcasted every weekday at 20:35.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
First of all, self-introduction!
Today's theme is "Homework for summer vacation I hate".
First of all, Endo-san!
Yes, I'm Endo-san of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
That's right.
It's "calculation and drills".
You're good at it!
I'm not good at it.
I'm Yatsuhashika of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"ending all English barks".
I'm Yurika Yokoyama of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
Anyway, it's "calculation and drills".
I'm Yurika Yokoyama of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"ending all English barks".
I'm Serina of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"ending all English barks".
I'm Serina Oh of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"searching all Chinese characters".
I'm Hitomi Umiaki of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"english grammar".
I'm Kaoru Hashimoto of IDOLiNG.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is...
"reporting".
I'm Kurata Ruka, 22 years old.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is... "writing".
I'm Hotomonori, 24 years old.
"Homework for summer vacation I hate" is... "examination".
That's all for today. Let's go!
"Homework for summer vacation" is... "addition".
"Homework for summer vacation" is... "canopy".
"Homework for summer vacation" is... "test-tube".
"Homework for summer vacation" is... "barbecue".
You like it?
SÁNCHO anakabond
Thank you very much!
Now, let's talk about "ego-choro-idling".
Until now, we haven't talked about your ego-choro- idling.
This time, we'd like to talk about it again.
What do you think about it, girls?
Ego-choro-idling is quite popular, isn't it?
It's like...
I've never heard that girls are good at it.
Girls are good at drawing manga and such.
I see.
Miyake-san and Maetol-san are good at it.
You like anime, don't you?
We like anime.
You know a lot about anime!
We don't know much about manga.
We don't know much about anime.
Are you sure you're okay with it?
We know quite a lot about anime.
If you don't come here, you won't be able to do it well, will you?
We can do it!
Really?
We'll do it again today.
Ego-choro-idling will draw a picture with a theme that is unique to each member.
Who has the most ego-choro-idling?
Or who doesn't have the most ego-choro-idling?
The judges will fight as comedians with ego-choro- idling.
Please give it to Masato.
I'll judge it like this.
Here is the first ego-choro-idling!
It's "daibutsu" (arts and crafts)
Well, you can watch it on the TV too!
It's easy to watch!
So, everyone, ego-choro-idling, start!
I'm starting too, right?
You all went to see Nara's arts and crafts, right?
Oh, right, right. You also go on school trips and such.
It's not about being good or anything.
Having an ego-choro means that you can become more like a character or become cuter and such.
So...
My hands are all over the place, but...
That's true.
Aren't there different kinds of "daibutsu" (arts and crafts)?
Are there different kinds of "daibutsu" (arts and crafts)?
There are, right? Like "kamakura" and such.
Huh?
There are, but they're pretty much the same, right?
Oh, I like that.
Wow, but still...
Your hands are a little complicated, aren't they?
They're similar!
They're really similar.
That's nice.
This part is nice.
Overall, the other side is more important.
What's wrong with my hands?
But it's a little hard for me to grasp the characteristics of your hands.
But this might be cute.
It's cute.
Time's up!
Let's start with the "must-see" part.
My "daibutsu" is like this.
It's delicious!
I can't get enough of this part.
My lips are thick and I feel like I'm eating medium-rare meat.
It's a little hard for me.
Now, let's see everyone's "daibutsu".
First, Miyake-san, open!
It's wide! It's wide!
Her face is wide!
I know. I know. I know.
But her face is thin.
Her face is thin like this.
Her facial expressions are close.
It's like a 3D.
It's like a souvenir.
Her hair is more than mine.
Now, let's see Endo-san's.
Endo-san, open!
You're just "zen" (good)
It's like you're hiding good things with your oily legs.
It's that sexy?
A sexy "daibutsu".
What is it? Endo-san's...
Endo-san's picture is like "moukari massei".
Now, Yokoyama-san, open!
She has a good balance.
Her nose is the point.
It's like this.
Now, Nagano-san, open!
Ah, it's a chair.
Yes, it's a chair.
It looks like a priest.
It looks like a priestess.
Ah, it's Daibutsu.
It's Daibutsu.
It's Daibutsu Dougan, right?
Now, and...
That was difficult.
Yazawa-san, open!
It's Kimochi Dougan!
Why is it Kimochi Dougan?!
It's Kimochi Dougan!
A picture is a heart! A picture is a heart!
A heart... If a picture is a heart, it's not a heart.
No, no, no!
It's amazing! It's love-like!
What?!
Why are you shaking?!
I don't know anymore!
Ah!
Agura! It really says Agura!
It looks like you went to the bathroom!
You're making me embarrassed!
It's not like that!
A picture is a heart!
Now, and...
Nomoto-san, open!
It's swinging!
It looks like you went to the bathroom!
A picture is a heart!
It looks like you went to the bathroom!
What's with you?!
You see, there's a lot of bumps around your head.
Really?!
It's not your head!
It's stuck to your head!
A bump came off my head and it's stuck here!
It's stuck?!
It's stuck with a rice grain on its head.
Rice grain?!
It's not a rice grain on its head!
It's one of those, like, shuren-like...
Why is it a wink?
No, it's not like that.
I wanted to make it round,
but I wanted to make everyone look cute.
Oh, there's an old lady.
She's here.
She looks like she's here.
Now, and...
I don't know.
Asahi-san, open!
I don't know!
Isn't it something like this?
Asahi-san, what is that Kafkubwaz?
This is a hand, right?
No, no, it's a kakkubwaz.
Kakkubwaz is fine, right?
I wanted to make it like this.
It's a leg, right?
It's a leg, right?!
It's a leg, right?
It's a leg, right? What is it?
It's a leg, right?
I'm a little surprised.
What did you draw?
It's a leg, right?
I couldn't cut it out.
Now, and...
Guraka-san, open!
She's cute!
She's cute, right?
It's similar.
I see.
Now, and...
Su-chan, open!
It's a fang!
It's definitely a fang!
It's the same as everyone else's!
But...
But you got the characteristics of the hand, right?
She said, "I got it!"
Isn't that convincing?!
It's different!
What do you think?!
It's definitely different!
But the joint of the hand is off!
The joint of the finger is off.
I don't know if it's different from everyone else's.
It's completely different.
Now...
Kaede-chan, open!
This part is different.
This part is different, but what about this part?
I thought my hand was pointing forward like this.
Is this your side hair?
No, it's not!
I made one mistake and now I have two hands.
I see. So you don't do any corrections.
My heart... I have a bad heart.
This is difficult.
But it's pretty easy.
Do you know what you want to say?
The person with the best heart.
The person with the best heart?
Is it Endo-san?
Thank you!
Now, the person with the least heart.
The person with the least heart?
As for this monster...
Is it Kaede-chan?
This?
It's just a perm.
You're lying. This is cute.
As for Kaede-chan with no heart...
What is it?
You have a X mark on your forehead.
You're lying!
But you have a lot of recordings.
That's right!
Let's move on to the next theme.
The next theme is...
Mona Lisa!
I think we need to talk about this.
Everyone, please write down your answers.
Mona Lisa is difficult for me too.
Do you know about Mona Lisa, Ms. Kaida?
Do you know about her?
She's Sayu's daughter, isn't she?
Mona Lisa is different from you.
You have similar eyes.
Is that so?
Sayu is different from you.
Right? At the Louvre Museum.
Even though we're at the Louvre Museum in Paris.
Paris!
It's really beautiful, isn't it?
This is seriously difficult!
But you've definitely seen it before, haven't you?
That's right!
It's even in textbooks, right?!
During art class...
It's a little different from "The Cry of Munch", isn't it?
It's completely different!
I feel like it was something like this.
It's a Mona Lisa that's said to be very beautiful!
Anyway, it's beautiful!
No matter which way you look at it, it's the same face!
It's different!
I feel like it was something like this, isn't it?
It's like this, isn't it?
It's hot!
This is bad!
Mona Lisa is difficult!
Time's up!
Now, let's start with my Mona Lisa.
My Mona Lisa is like this.
It's like this, isn't it?
It's like Asano Asuko!
Now, let's see everyone's work.
First, Miyake-san, open!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
She's just a normal girl.
Except for her hair, she's just a girl.
She's in the centre.
She has a faint smile.
A faint smile.
Now, Endo-san, open!
She's beautiful!
She's young!
She's beautiful!
Now, Yokoyama-san, open!
She's beautiful!
But, Yokoyama-san, you drew it wrong at first, didn't you?
What? What?
Let me see it.
Oh, it's true!
You said "Mona Lisa", but you drew "me"!
You said "Me", but you drew "me"!
Really, stop it!
I'm smart, right?
That's a different question!
Someone said "Mona Lisa" is different from "Monka Lisa", right?
Yes.
And I was like "Ah!"
Did you notice what Su-chan said?
Yes, I noticed it.
I pretended like nothing happened.
I was really surprised.
And now, Nagano-san will open...
"String"!
Why?!
It's stuck in your hair!
It's burning!
Why are you treating this line of your hair like a Doraemon's line?!
This is scary!
It's not scary! It's not scary!
What do you call that in a hair salon?!
How do you explain it like that?!
And now...
Yazawa-san will open...
"String"!
But doesn't it look like this?
It's big!
Ah, it's this one!
I was lost between this one and this one.
Both of you are mean!
No, you're cute!
Which one should I pick?
You're beautiful!
I'm beautiful, right?!
You're cute!
The first one you picked looked like a girl, but now you're a man!
No, I'm not!
I'm not an old man!
You're an old man!
I'm beautiful!
Ah...
What are you fixing?
You're...
I'm not!
You're this!
Stop it! I'm ugly!
I'm 37 years old.
Stop it!
20 years old!
And now...
Nomoto-san will open...
"String"!
What is this?
If you look at it from the side, it looks like this.
Toilet? Toilet?
You're missing a joint!
No, I'm not!
I'm sitting on a chair!
No, you're completely sitting on a chair!
What's going on?
I wrote this with all my heart!
And now... Asahi-san will open... "String"!
I can't do it!
But...
Nomoto-san, you're trying to get into the mood, aren't you?
What are you doing with your hands? Are you throwing a shuriken?
No, no.
I'm trying to put my hands together.
And now... Kurata-san will open... "String"!
It's scary, isn't it?
No, it's scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
You can feel something spiritual, can't you?
And now... Su-chan will open...
Okay!
It's "monaliza"!
"Monaliza"!
It's "monaliza"!
It's different...
According to rumors, since I was little, people have been telling me that I'm not symmetrical.
So this side of the nose was a little big.
So you didn't want it to be symmetrical overall.
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
This is the point!
The point is that it's not symmetrical.
That's the point.
Now!
And...
The one that stands out.
Kaede-chan, open!
Scary!
Wait a minute.
Um...
It's different.
This...
This nose...
There's a lot of differences.
I want to know.
First of all, I drew it.
And then...
Even if you look at it from different angles, it's symmetrical.
There's a lot of things.
It's pink!
But...
It's pink!
But I thought it wasn't symmetrical.
So...
So this is the result!
I knew it!
You omitted it!
Yes.
You should have drawn it faster.
There wasn't enough time.
It's easy.
Now!
Among all of you who drew this nose, who has the best drawing skills?
Who has the best drawing skills?
This is...
As I thought, it's Endo-san.
On the other hand, please choose someone who doesn't have a picture in their mind at all.
This time, it's Nomoto-san.
This is bad.
Then, please take the microphone.
Alright, I'll do my best.
Since you don't have a picture in your mind...
You don't have a forehead anymore.
I'll draw a mustache for you.
You're in a position where you'll get caught.
It's not true.
I don't like it either.
But...
It's creepy.
It's my dad's.
It's alright. He's an idol.
That's right.
He's an idol.
Alright, let's move on.
This is the last one!
You're in a position where you'll get caught.
What is this?
You're in a position where you'll get caught.
It's not me.
Alright!
Then, everyone...
Please draw.
I think it's difficult even with just paper.
The point is that you're in a position where you'll get caught.
That's the point.
It's a crab, a crab.
Asahi-san, it's a crab.
It's a crab.
I don't know for sure.
Are you serious?
Look, she's acting weird again.
Get yourself together, okay? Get yourself together.
Yes.
Getting myself together?
What do you mean?
Everyone has their own way of riding.
Announcement!
Announcement here!
"Bundesliga" season will be broadcast here, so please watch it!
End!
Did you all ride it?
Yes, we rode it!
I see.
First of all, this is my riding crab.
I put it in for fun.
That's right.
I had some time, so I played with it like this.
Next, let's look at Miyake-san. Miyake-san, open!
That's good!
She's a DJ.
I think she's cute as her own character.
Next, End-san, open!
That's cute!
I see, the scissors have become fingers.
This is a love letter.
It's not possible without a love letter.
Next, Yokoyama-san, open!
She's riding it well!
She's making a sound!
She's making a sound and the fish are dying!
Nagano-san, open!
She's wearing glasses.
Yasawa-san, open!
I'm wearing the same thing as Kii-chan!
I'm a DJ.
You're wearing headphones, right?
That's right.
Next, Enomoto-san, open!
Well, it's not scissors, though.
Next, Asai-san, open!
Next, Kurata-san, open!
Next, Suu-chan, open!
Wait, my eyes are twitching.
They're not twitching!
Kaede-chan, open!
You drew a lot, didn't you?
Yes, and with that...
Now, who has the most ill will?
Well, it's Miyake-san!
And now, who doesn't have any ill will?
The one who doesn't have any ill will is...
Asai-san!
Seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously?!
Okay, Asai-san, open!
Wait, wait, wait!
My eyes! My eyes are twitching!
I didn't know my eyes were twitching!
It's weird, isn't it?
Seriously, I did my make-up properly today!
And now, Dafunda!
Why is it Dafunda?!
The drawings we drew today will be given away to one person at Hanka no Club.
We're waiting for you to tell us which one you want!
Okay, and with that...
We've seen everyone's ill will today.
Okay, and with that...
This has been "Ill Willed Idols"!
Goodbye!
Can you get this?
This? No, you can't.
What should we do?
It says "this" here.
Masao, what are you doing?
I'm sorry. I just wanted you to see it.
Do your best for the last two questions.
Hurry up and get it!
Let's do one more on-demand question!
The next theme is this!
Wow, this is hard!
You got it, Michael Jackson!
Yes!
This is hard!
You have to be able to draw a face.
This is a question, but...
When is "Captain Io" or...
Any time is fine!
Any time is fine.
Which one...
Any time is fine for "Jackson 5" too.
I see, I see.
Ah, I see.
It's Michael Jackson.
I know it!
He has an album.
It's difficult.
But his eyes are...
His eyes are big.
It's difficult, Michael Jackson.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Yes.
Everyone is struggling.
Yes.
Please get it right.
It's not that.
It's Loveberry.
Ah, I see, I see.
It's difficult.
Is it different?
Something was different.
It's Michael Jackson.
I know it!
You know it!
It looks like him.
I included it in the song.
- He's running away, isn't he? - He's running away.
This is pretty difficult.
- You're going to be Captain Yohn, right, Su-chan? - Yes, Captain Yohn.
Okay, we're done!
- Okay, we're done. - This is pretty difficult.
- It's difficult. - It's difficult.
Okay, first of all, please watch my Michael Jackson.
- It's like this. - It's difficult.
- It's difficult. It's a little... - It's difficult.
- It's difficult.
I'm not sure if I can grasp the characteristics of it, but it's like this.
- It's like this. - It's like this hairstyle.
Okay, let's watch Miyake-san. Miyake-san, open!
Oh, it's when you were young!
- When you're dancing! - When you're dancing!
- You put your toes in and put on your hat. - I see.
I see, I see.
- You can also do poses. - Ah, yes.
- Okay... - Okay...
- Oh, wow! - Wow!
- It's like Eto-san! - It's like Eto-san!
- Wow!
- Oh! - Wow! - You are good! - It's amazing! - You do not have to use full body. - You do not use whole body.
- Just do not use the whole body. - Great! - And now...
- Yokoyama-san, please open! - Yes!
- I know, I know! - I know, I know! - I know, I know! - Like this. - Yes, I know it. - I know it. - I do not know it, too. - I know it.
- And now, Nagano-san, please open! - Yes!
- Ah! - It's been a while! - It's been a while! - Sorry, sorry!
What are you doing? Are you getting rid of your armpit hair?
Surilla! Surilla!
Surilla? What is it?
It's like this.
Ah, like this. I see.
Yes.
What is it? Are you getting rid of your armpit hair?
No.
Now, Ms. Yazawa.
No, I... I went to see "This is IT".
You did?
You went to see it?
Aren't you a "fighting" contestant?
No, I'm not.
You're scary.
I'm a big fan of you.
Are you?
Everyone, write it properly.
Yes.
And...
Ms. Nomoto, open.
Scary, isn't it?
What is the point of this?
Moonwalk.
Is it a moonwalk?
Yes. Look, it's written on the back.
Moonwalk. Moonwalk. Moonwalk.
It's written "moonwalk", isn't it?
Moonwalk. Moonwalk. Moonwalk.
Now, Ms. Asahi, Mr. Malick, open.
No, no! It's not like that!
It's not like that! It's really not like that!
It's similar! Similar! It's similar!
Ms. Malick, it's similar!
It's totally Ms. Malick's.
It means that her hair is like that!
No, no, no, no.
But still...
Well, in Sangaines,
I thought her shoulders looked wide and things like that.
As a result, it became like this.
It's not like she's trying to fool you or anything like that, is it?
It's totally Ms. Malick's.
Ms. Malick or Ms. Akira Nishiki when she was young.
I don't know.
OK, Gurata-san, open!
It looks like you!
This hair is stuck in my eyeballs.
It hurts.
The nose is similar.
OK, and Su-chan, open!
This is...
What year is it?
This is Michael-san from his childhood.
So...
Michael-san from 1975.
But now that you say it like that...
Yes, yes, thanks to you...
No, no, no...
Isn't it Ebisu Yoshikazu-san?
Now...
Kairi-chan, open!
No, no, no...
I'm sorry!
It's definitely Ebisu...
It's like "ummm"...
I'm doing it with my feet!
Feet...
Write "pooh" on your stomach with a zander and say "ummm"...
No way...
This is...
Samba...
This is difficult. Who has a good heart?
Who has a good heart...
This is a bit...
But I think I know who it is.
It's Yokoyama-san, right?
Yokoyama-san, congratulations!
Now, please choose someone who doesn't have a good heart at all.
Okay, Asahi-san.
That's weird! Why?!
Really, why?!
Everyone, please choose someone!
Why did you choose Michael Jackson?!
That's why!
You still don't know why he wrote "po"!
You still don't know the meaning of "kimochi"!
He said "sunglasses"!
Why did you...
Huh?
Why did you say it so seriously?!
Seriously...
Like...
Double door!
Hey, what are you doing?!
What are you going to do?!
What are you going to do if you fall?!
Would you still like it?
No way!
Whoa, scary!
Okay!
This is fun, so I want to do it again!
Me too!
Yeah!
This is really fun!
Okay, and with that, this has been "Egoistic Idling"!
Thank you!
Egoistic Idling