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♪ I put the food in the bowl, ♪
♪ and press it without noticing it. ♪
♪ I want to give it to you, ♪
♪ but I can't help it because you ate it up. ♪
♪ I walked with you on summer night. ♪
♪ I'm always held in your arms. ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go somewhere. ♪
♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. ♪
♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hear you. ♪
♪ I want to be an adult more and more. ♪
♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it. ♪
♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let me do it. ♪
♪ I want to jump into love again. ♪
Far away, to that future, I wish it would reach you.
But right now, I don't need energy.
I want to enjoy every day.
Come on! Let's go! Let's sing!
More! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's sing!
More! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's shake it up!
More! More! Let's burn it up!
More! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's burn it up!
More! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's shake it up!
But I can't stop tonight.
Yo! I'm that girl!
(My, my, my, my, my)
(Yeah!)
(My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my)
Well, it's started. I'm Masato Makuhari from IDOLiNG MC. Nice to meet you.
I'm Saito Maiko from HONAJUKUFU TV. Nice to meet you.
Well, this program is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
Yes, and it's broadcasted from 2:35 p.m. every Wednesday and Friday on IDOLiNG.
Well, let me introduce you to IDOLiNG.
Well, let me introduce you to IDOLiNG. Today's theme is "Favorite Country".
Yes, first of all, Endo-san.
Yes, I'm Endo-mai of IDOLiNG #3. My favorite country is France.
Yes, I'm Oka Erika of IDOLiNG #6. My favorite country is America.
Yes, I'm Erika Tsutsuwa of IDOLiNG #7. My favorite country is Japan.
Yes, I'm Suzuka Morita of IDOLiNG #11. My favorite country is, of course, my hometown of Kyoto.
Yes, I'm Sakai Hitomi of IDOLiNG #14. My favorite country is Morocco.
Yes, I'm Asahi Nao of IDOLiNG #15. My favorite country is Korea!
Huh? Where?
Korea!
Oh, I see.
Yes, I'm Miyuki Hitomi of IDOLiNG #17. My favorite country is Australia.
Yes, I'm Itagaki Sumida of IDOLiNG #11. My favorite country is Hawaii.
Yes, I'm Itou Yuna of IDOLiNG #23.
Yes, I'm Itou Yuna of IDOLiNG #24. My favorite country is, of course, Japan!
Speaking of summer, watermelons!
Speaking of summer, fireworks!
Speaking of summer, kimochi!
Speaking of summer, BBQ!
Hm? Is it possible?
Well, there's a lot, but...
Well, wearing a swimsuit and...
The sea is fine, right? But a yukata... Hey!
"Monthly Idling" August issue!
Everyone, watch it!
"Monthly Idling" August issue!
Intercity!
Today we have another guest for "Iiso Ushiritori".
It's this person!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Senzai Fazard, and I've been singing and dancing since I was four years old.
I'm Mochi! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
What did you feel when you heard the name "Senzai Fazard"?
I knew it! It's that kind of person!
I'm drooling.
I'm Mochi's mail friend.
That's right!
On my birthday, November 28th, I sent him a message saying happy birthday.
About three months later, I met him at the studio.
And I said, "Once again, happy birthday!"
Once again!
That's right!
I want to have a personality like a copy machine.
That's right!
That's right! I want to replenish my nutrition.
Do you always have a lot of nutrition?
That's right! I want to eat a lot of food!
That's right!
Thank you!
Mochi, do you know about idoling?
I enjoy watching it every Wednesday.
And...
By the way...
Kaede is a real middle school student.
Wow!
We're exactly the same!
We're the same!
I can see your mustache.
Wow, Kaede!
Is that...
Is middle school...
That?
That's right!
But it's true!
It's true!
She understood!
I'm glad!
Su-chan, have you ever asked Mochi about it?
Yes, I have.
I'm also a high school student.
You were a middle school student until recently, weren't you?
I was a middle school student until recently and I'm also a high school student.
That's right!
Then, where do you buy your clothes?
My clothes are at Casual Shop 306.
Wow!
There are many kinds of clothes.
I always go to Shinjuku...
What are you talking about?
Check and check.
Please practice kanji.
There are pluses and minuses.
At first, when you said "kyaaa", everyone started to pull back their faces.
Huh? That's weird, Honochi-san.
But I came up with a new single for you.
I didn't know you released a single before.
It's a new single.
Yes.
Please tell us about it.
For everyone...
Really?
Yes.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to sing this song for me.
Yes, of course.
The title is "Negi Main".
The title is "Negi Main"?
Yes.
It's a song, right?
Yes.
Just the chorus.
If you don't mind...
As expected, green onions are the main...
How is it?
Endo-san!
Are you blind?
How is it?
Please sing it.
As expected, green onions are the main...
That's good!
How is it?
Yes...
Is it bad?
There's a notice, right?
Yes, there is.
From August 23rd to 25th, at Oimachi in Tokyo...
Yes.
At a place called "Curian", we will hold a solo concert.
If you don't mind, we'd like you to come.
Thank you.
Now, let's get started.
Thank you.
A line that a middle school student can say.
You've been through middle school.
Some of you are middle school students now.
Some of you are already middle school students.
It's difficult.
Let's start.
The first word is already middle school students.
Let's say it with "i".
Starting with "i", a line that a middle school student can say.
Starting with Endo-san.
That sounds good!
I stopped playing pranks two years ago.
That sounds good!
I'm listening to music right now.
That sounds good!
I say it a lot.
I see.
That sounds good!
Shall we go on a trip to San Francisco?
That sounds good!
I don't believe in seven wonders anymore.
That sounds good!
Wow, you're a poet.
You're a poet.
Mochi-san.
Yes?
That "i" is hot.
"shi".
It started with "i".
At least you're following the rules.
You can say anything else.
I see!
Let's go one more time.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's start with Mochu-san.
Start with Mochu-san.
I know how you feel, but...
At least you're following the rules.
Let's start with Shikara.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's start with Shikara.
Let's start with Mochu-san.
You're following the rules. Isn't it fun?
Don't be so childish.
Yo-yo fishing? I won't do it anymore.
Let's go to Rankan Bridge.
Bridge! Bridge!
Rankan Bridge!
Don't you know it?
There's something there.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
You don't usually cross bridges.
You do!
You're made for it!
You're middle school students, so you know it.
Let's do it one more time!
You're middle school students, so you know it.
Let's start with Itou-san.
You know it!
I can write all the kanji.
You know it!
Shirakawa, are you wearing the clothes your mom bought you?
You know it!
You can do it without your mom's permission.
You know it!
You don't want to wear white pants anymore.
You know it!
You don't want to play hide-and-seek with dogs anymore.
You know it!
You want to relax, don't you?
Why?
Isn't that how you feel right now?
No!
When you're in middle school, you work hard for everything.
You know it!
Why are you different from a frog?
You know it!
You look like a frog now.
You know it!
Your mouth was like a saw.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a while!
You know it!
That's how you feel, right?
It's embarrassing!
You're losing your youth!
Please, young people!
How old are you, Sakai-san?
I'm still 21!
What?!
This year?
What's with this reaction?
I'm 21. I'm 21 this year.
Sakachi is also 21.
I was thinking I was 19.
Please don't take my words seriously!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm 21!
Let's go!
That's how you feel, middle school students!
Starting with Mouchuu-san!
That's how you feel!
La la lai la la lai la la la lai
What was that song?
That's how you feel!
I told you! Use Chanel's perfume!
That's not like a middle school student!
You're exaggerating!
Chanel's...
My mom's Chanel's perfume...
I gave it to my friend...
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Chanel's perfume is better!
That's what I thought!
You can do it!
You can't go back to "Love Berry" anymore!
How many times have you said that?!
What was that?
How many times?
How many times did you say that?!
That's a theory!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm having fun!
You're exaggerating!
What do you mean?!
I know, right?!
You're exaggerating!
That's what middle school students say!
Intro-ton!
That's what they say!
Let's start!
That sounds good!
Miyake-san, start!
That sounds good!
The sports day is over, so can you do it again?
That sounds good!
You don't know that?!
That sounds good!
You're exaggerating!
What don't you know?!
What did you say?!
Studying!
Studying?!
You don't know that study?!
Kaede-chan probably doesn't know!
No!
No?!
No!
If you don't do it a little more, anything can go wrong!
How was it?
It's more powerful than before!
Wow! You did it well!
As expected!
It's a pattern that hasn't happened before.
Yes!
Let's go!
From "C" to "start"!
That sounds good!
Don't scold me! You're a kid!
That sounds good!
Nana-chan, Nana-chan! Do you have any lip balm?
Yeah.
That sounds good!
Ruby, I got it from my mom. Isn't it nice?
That sounds good!
I saw Yoshiki-kun hiding my shoes.
That sounds good!
I don't want to participate in a walker-raising class.
That sounds good!
I have one of those, but it stinks!
That sounds good!
Shut up! You're a middle schooler, so you can stay up until ten, right?
That sounds good!
I prefer ice cream over a walker-raising class.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
So you're taking a walker-raising class?
No, I'm not.
I'm fine right now.
Oh, I see!
Yeah, that's why.
So you prefer ice cream over a walker-raising class?
Yeah, that's why.
Safe!
When I was in middle school, I ate a lot of walkers- raising classes.
She ate a lot of them!
Right, Endo-san?
Red stones.
Grandma, shut up.
Really?
Alright, let's begin.
Starting with 'ri', Endo-san will say a line that any middle schooler would say.
That sounds good!
Apple rabbit shaped like gold.
That sounds good!
It's easy to get a perfect score in a social test.
That sounds good!
March and January.
Die, it's too old.
Negative!
Don't you say that a lot?
Remembering words and leaving them behind.
But I'm sure that's what middle schoolers say now.
Talking idiot!
That's harsh.
Because...
It hurts!
Stop it!
Wow!
How was it?
My eyes went like...
Was it direct?
Yes, it was.
My mouth was like...
My mouth was stretching out.
I want to go back to middle school.
You can't go back, can you?
Now!
Next.
Starting with 'si'.
Morita will say something that middle schoolers would say.
Start!
That sounds good!
Chiita is cooler than Shimao.
Let's go see him.
Start!
Why?
Middle schoolers have nothing to do with it.
But...
But middle schoolers see Shimao later,
but if they were a little older,
they'd think Chiita is cooler.
Middle schoolers like Shimao,
but if they were a little older,
they'd like Chiita.
Let's ask a real middle schooler.
Is that true, Itou-san?
No, it's not.
Yes!
It's because you're at a difficult age.
That sense of value...
I'm so happy!
It's beautiful.
You look like you just took a bath.
Sue-chan, you've become more manly.
What's with that Gatsby vibe?
Okay, let's begin.
The lines that a good middle school student would say starting with 'shi'.
Starting with Mochu-san!
That sounds good!
If you were to make a shuriken with origami...
Would you like it yellow?
Why do you keep saying 'shuriken with origami' every time, Mochu-san?
I want to roll it up a little.
If you were to make a shuriken with origami...
Would middle school students say that?
That's right!
Do middle school students fold origami?
No, they don't.
That's right!
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath and relax.
Ah! My throat is open!
Your throat is open!
She's taken it off.
She's having a lot of fun over there.
I'm happy!
You're happy?
Your mouth is cute.
But I'm a little concerned about the top and bottom not matching.
It's fashion if you look at it from a model's point of view.
I see!
I can't match the cheeks.
What should we match, Ms. Bonjo?
If it's the bottom...
If it's the bottom, we should match it with a simple jeans.
Should we match it with a full-bodied one?
A full-bodied one?
Should we match it with a full-bodied one?
Full-bodied...
But let's do "check, one, two"
Check, one, two
If it's the bottom...
If it's the bottom, what should we do?
Even if it's the bottom, we shouldn't do it.
We shouldn't do it.
Let's think about it with a full-bodied mind.
Ah, it didn't work out.
When we were talking about fashion earlier, it was like "makijita" or something like that.
It's becoming a weird character, isn't it?
Let's begin!
From death to birth, you're a good-looking middle school student.
Let's start with Fumiake-san!
You look good in that!
I think simple clothes are more mature.
I see.
You look good in that!
Cats are Persian cats, aren't they?
What is it?
Are you a Persian cat?
Yes.
But it doesn't matter, does it, middle school students?
I was American.
What?
I was American.
It doesn't matter, does it, middle school students?
Yes.
Out!
Is it your first time?
Is it your second time?
Be careful!
She said "be careful"!
Mochi-san, you said "be careful", didn't you?
It tastes like dango bugs.
I don't know!
You've never eaten dango bugs, right?
Okay, let's go!
Starting with Endo-san, who looks like she'll say something good.
That sounds good!
Green onion and toro.
That sounds good!
I told you to change the battery pack. Why won't you do it, mom?
I'm scared.
Say it!
It's true!
You're such an idiot!
Your lines were good.
And your hair was a little messy.
I'm sorry you're out of luck.
Idiot!
Ready?
Idiot!
You're talking like an adult now.
Amazing!
I didn't know you could talk like that.
Amazing...
What are you deciding?
I'm not deciding anything!
You're so dry!
Did you become passionate?
Everyone says you're dry!
Gojo-san says you're thirsty, too!
You're thirsty!
You're thirsty, right?
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go for it!
Okay, let's go for it!
Let's go!
Starting with Fumiyake-san, who looks like she'll say something good.
That sounds good!
If you're going to call someone, call them on your phone!
That sounds good!
Do you know what a "television call" is?
That's just stupid.
I know, I know.
I haven't heard of it for a while.
You haven't heard of it for a while?
When I was in middle school...
Even though you don't know it, you pretend you know it and pretend you know it on the television.
I've used a telephone that's a grade up from a telephone.
You're bluffing.
Yes.
I see. Out!
From 19th, Thursday, 10... 23 o'clock, right?
Here it is.
Today, Endo-san will hold the telephone with her face.
Please!
You can do it!
Hang in there!
Goodbye!
Hang in there!
Isn't it your first time holding the phone like this?
You were listening for a long time today, weren't you?
I'm at my limit
If it's that long, you should be able to play it
I feel like I can play about 30 minutes
As expected of you
I felt the danger of memory
The winner is Miyake-san!
Thank you, Mochi-san
Mochi-san, please
Thank you for having me
Thank you very much
Everyone is having fun
They are shiny
Shiny, shiny, shiny
The top is shiny
Everyone is shiny
Even this ring is shiny
The ring is shiny
I thought I would run away if I were a bird
What are you saying?
You've been saying "shiny" for a while now
I felt like I drank something
You felt like you were in danger?
I don't know
Everyone, please come and play again
Please come and play the new single again
I will definitely think about it
What song was it again?
Um...
I don't remember!
Negimegimei
There is also a song called "Let's Eat"
Why didn't you sing it?
Next time we will sing it
Thank you very much
Today's guest was Mochi-gakusei-san!
Thank you very much!
Goodbye!