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♪ The other side of the sandwich I put the food in ♩
♪ It goes without saying, and I don't notice it ♩
♪ It looks like an appetizer ♩
♪ The pasta I ate for lunch ♩
♪ looks like this ♩
♪ No matter what I do my hands will go out of my hands ♩
♪ Come, let's go to play ♩
♪ Oh Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's do it! ♩
♪ I want to become more and more mature ♩
♪ Oh Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I want to kiss you ♩
♪ Oh Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's do it! ♩
♪ I want to fall in love again and again ♩
I want to reach that distant future
I want to enjoy every day as much energy as I need
I want to go! I want to go to Eto!
More! More! Burn up hot!
Boy! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I want to go! Boy! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I've been holding it in, but I can't stop it!
Go! To the other side of the sky!
Let's go, let's go!
IDOLiNG!
Let's go, let's go!
Let's start IDOLiNG's new program "MAST"! Thank you for having me!
I'm Morimachi Naito, a TV personality. Thank you for having me!
This program is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up as idol singers.
"IDOLiNG Daily" is broadcast every weekday from 2:35 am.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
"IDOLiNG Daily" is broadcast every weekday from 2:35 am.
Today, you're wearing different makeup than usual.
You're wearing nice and dark makeup, right?
Yes!
Is that makeup supposed to make you look like that?
Tachibana-san, you like it, don't you?
Yes!
It's crazy!
I did it like you all did!
I'm not sure if it makes sense or not.
Okay, let's start.
One, two...
"IDOLiNG Daily"!
Okay, you're wearing different makeup than usual because we have a guest.
Who is it?
Who will be our guest?
Let's welcome...
This person!
Wow!
What are you doing?
You look like a basketball player.
Yes.
I've been flying around a lot lately.
You're wearing a lot of makeup!
You look like a woman.
Okay, let me introduce you.
Today's guest is...
Tsubaki Oniakko-san!
Wow!
How do you like it, Mayumiki-san? Do you know about it?
Mayumiki-san?
Yes.
When I first heard you were going to be an idol, I was so excited when I saw you in the mirror!
Mayumiki-san!
Mayumiki-san's voice and my height don't match.
Your height doesn't match.
It doesn't come out that far.
It doesn't come out, but thank you.
It doesn't look like you at all.
Oh, right!
The movie!
That's right!
I was in a movie starring Kazuko Kurosawa in Mori Mountain.
It's called "Okinawa International Film Festival".
I won two awards.
"Fuwa Fuwa Shite Itta Mono" was released.
I won two awards.
That's amazing!
It's been released since last weekend.
"Shibuya Infinity Hall" and "Jinbocho Month" were released at Yoshimoto's theater.
Also, "Baltine" was released, right?
Yes.
What kind of roles do you play?
We have the same name.
Kurosawa is also Kurosawa.
I'm also Kurosawa's...
Oh, you're also Oniakko?
...companion, comedian partner, Tsubaki Oniakko.
Oh, you're already Tsubaki Oniakko!
Yes!
Both Shizu and I are the same.
Everyone else is the same.
I see.
Our roles are the same.
I see.
That's interesting.
It's like "Sex and the City".
"Sex and the City"?
"Sex and the City".
I'm not sure if that's the right way of saying it.
Thank you very much!
Today, the idol members here love Oniakko very much.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
What did you write this with?
I love you, Oniakko!
Oh, that's right! "Atemo"!
"Atemo"!
But I wrote it in brown.
Yes, you're brown.
I'm brown.
"Atemo"!
Oh, that's close!
"Atemo"!
We're both "Araho"s.
That's right!
I'm also a fan of Catherine Zeta-Jones.
I'm not sure if I'm right.
Thank you!
I'm not sure if I'm right.
I'm a fan of Rapson Burridge's Catherine Zeta- Jones.
That's why I'm doing this.
Oh, I see!
That's right!
I started doing this to express Catherine Zeta- Jones' deep feelings.
You don't do it yourself, do you?
I do it for myself.
You do it for yourself.
I do it for myself.
You do it for yourself.
Thank you!
By the way, these girls want to be wonderful "adult" "Araho" girls like Oniakko.
Do you have any good advice for them?
Well, there's one important thing in life.
You have to hit "pachinko".
You can't do it now.
Oh, you're in your teens now?
Yes, I'm in my teens now.
Oh, you're in your teens now.
Do you hit "pachinko" often?
Yes, I do.
When you're old enough to hit "pachinko", you should do it on that day.
How long do you do it for?
At most, I do it for 14 hours.
What?! 14 hours?!
Yes, I do it for 14 hours in Kanagawa Prefecture.
Well, it's 10 o'clock in Tokyo.
So you do it from 9 o'clock.
I used to hit "pachinko" until 11 o'clock.
I do "azteca" a lot.
"Azteca" a lot! "Azteca" a lot!
But I don't do it now.
I don't even take a break or eat.
I do "pachinko" for 10 hours with only juice and cigarettes.
What's your recommendation now?
Now, it's about time for "pachinko mitokomon 2".
I'm sorry.
"bikkuri pachinko soukai mitokomon 2" will be released officially.
Actually, I'm in charge of production.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
I've been doing pachinko for a long time, and I think I can still be an idol now.
Thanks to pachinko, I can do my job again and again.
I learned a little about it.
I'm really going to be a pachinko master.
Thank you for your time today.
Thank you for having me.
Now, let me explain the rules of "iisou shiritori".
"iisou shiritori" is a show where people who have a certain theme will use iisou-like lines to do shiritori.
Those who say "it's not iisou" will be eliminated.
Lastly, those who have "in" and "tsumatte" will be eliminated.
Please pay attention to the anger of "iisou-sama" behind you.
Okay, let's get started.
Here's the theme!
Arahou Josei ga Iisou na Serifu
It's important for you to become a wonderful "arahou josei".
Okay, let's get started.
So, this is about "arahou josei".
Onyoko-san, do you have any tips for this?
Well, if you say "angry"...
I see.
You're getting angry a lot.
I'm getting angry a lot.
Anyway, I'm getting angry a lot right now.
Because I can't play pachinko.
You're a wonderful "arahou josei".
I like pachinko.
Let's get started.
Let's start with Onyoko-san's "ko".
"Ko" starts with "arahou josei ga iisou na serifu" by Endo-san.
Start!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
My hip joints don't move recently.
I often get wrinkles.
I'm the one who does "yoshi yoshi".
I can't do this.
Oh, it's coming to my waist!
My boobs are hanging by themselves.
With a pachinko, right?
Try it.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Huh?
Yoko-chan!
It's noisy, so be quiet!
Move your hands and hit the pachinko!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Those of you who have free hands, help me with my work!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Oh, that's good! That's good! It's a revolution!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
You're doing it!
I forgot "are" for "hanbo". "are"
I can't remember!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
When I take off my shoes, my hands are dry!
It's morning!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I'm not good at night anymore. I'm sleepy.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I can't think of anything.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
My handwriting looks blurry!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I've been to Romania too.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I'm tired of drinking.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
It's nice to be young.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
If you have time to sleep, hit me with a pachinko.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I only know about fighting dozens of years ago!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I've been eating ramen a lot lately.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
At night, my eyes hurt.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
It's hard to get seaweed off my teeth.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
It has nothing to do with it!
When you're 40 years old, your mouth starts to itch, doesn't it?
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Is that right, Onikawa-san?
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
My mouth usually itches.
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Even if it's dry, it won't come off due to friction.
You're a little too old for this.
Here you go!
That's harsh!
What's going to happen?
That's great!
That's a good sound.
That make-up is just right.
That's great!
And with that, I'm going to do this sound.
Now!
Why is it like this?
Everyone's always talking about negative things.
It could be something more positive.
Everyone only has negative impressions.
It's not like that, Onikawa-san.
You said you have a lot of mouth, but there are good things and bad things too.
I think you're right.
Now, let's begin!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
I made a mistake with "no".
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Hey, is she married?
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
Don't just move your mouth, move your hands too!
"sore iisou" (it's not iisou)
She's good at "sore iisou".
She's good at it.
"ossamu" (it's not ossamu)
What's wrong?
Um...
Well, she said "ossamu" so...
"ossamu" so...
I thought you could say it, but I didn't say it.
It was for "ossamu" so...
Your big senior...
I thought you could say it, but you didn't say it.
"ossamu" so...
But, well, when you say it...
Actually, she said it.
That's right, that's right.
When you want to say "ossamu"...
There's a rule that no words come out.
It's like that...
"sore iisou" (it's not oisou)
Ah! She did it!
It's like a "oooh" coming out of her.
A good "oooh" is coming out of her.
It's like she's getting in the way a little bit.
That's good.
Okay, let's go!
Starting with Nagano-san, who seems like she'll say something that starts with "s".
Start!
That sounds good!
Who was Suzuki-san again?
That sounds good!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Her right ear is missing, but it hurts!
Stop it! Stop that!
That's rude!
That's funny!
Her face...
Her face is funny!
Go, go, go, go!
Do you laugh like that, Nagano-san?
It's not like that, Oniako-senpai!
I love you, Oniako-san!
That's right, Oniako-senpai!
When we were watching TV, we were like "Who is this?"
There were a lot of arrangements.
There was black tea and black tea that looked like tofu.
That's right!
We went shopping and ate a lot...
If only we could drink that...
That's right!
But in reality...
I brought it home with me and left it for 2-3 days and ate it, and I've won it.
That's true, but...
But "kekeke" doesn't mean I'm a devil.
That's a shame, isn't it?
It's not my fault, is it?
No, I don't have that kind of image.
No, Asahi's make-up has a bit of evil in it.
If it's that make-up, it's "kekeke", but...
It's curry cook, isn't it?
Curry cook...
Out!
Curry cook doesn't make any sense at all.
This is a bit crazy, isn't it?
Out, out, out!
This is a bit scary!
Amazing!
My mouth just dried up, so...
Excuse me, my mouth just dried up, so I understood what Arafou said.
Huh?
Because you're cute, your mouth just dried up...
My mouth just dried up, so I understood what Arafou said.
I see, so that's how it is.
Everyone has the image of Arafou being cute.
That's common sense.
Okay, let's start.
Starting with "ke", let's start with Miyake-san, who seems like Arafou is a good woman.
That sounds good!
Is there any catering left over?
Then, give me two.
That sounds good!
I wonder if I should call a doctor and get a human dog?
That sounds good!
I don't need a set of rice.
I was told I would need a set of rice, but I don't need it because I have a set of rice.
So you don't need a lot of rice?
I don't need a lot of rice. I just need fried food.
Fried food!
Why do you always say "da"!
I mean, it's...
I ate it!
It's been a while since I saw you like this.
It's refreshing.
And with that, you're disqualified, ma'am.
Do you have it?
Makeup and wind go well together.
Makeup and wind go well together, don't they?
Now, let's get started.
Let's start with Endo-san, who seems like she has something to say.
That sounds good!
Are you?
Oh, is it trendy now?
No, it's too stimulating for me.
That sounds good!
I feel like you're a little older than me.
I'd like a drink.
That sounds good!
Are you going to touch the cat?
No, no, no.
I'm just saying it.
You're just biting the cat, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm biting the cat and I'm going to touch the cat.
It's a gentle nuance.
Age doesn't matter, does it?
No, I mean, you're older than me, so...
Oh, you're younger than me, so I can't touch you.
You're younger than me, so I can't touch you.
That's right.
That's good.
You're cool now.
Oh, you're right!
You're cool now.
I'm happy.
Yeah.
Now, let's get started.
Let's start with Kawamura-san, who seems like she has something to say.
That's good.
Come on, just let me rest.
That's good.
My hands are numb.
That's good.
When I bite an apple, my teeth hurt.
Age doesn't matter.
It does! It does!
It doesn't matter!
It does!
My teeth are going to weaken!
Arako-sama's teeth are going to weaken!
Okiako-san next to me is like, "My teeth are going to weaken!"
Wow!
Wow, this guy is super ugly!
Super ugly! Super ugly!
That's amazing!
He kind of looked like a swan in the middle of it.
That's amazing!
His face...
He did look like one.
Yeah, he did.
That's amazing!
He looks like a woman who's 12 years old.
He's gone down.
My teeth stink!
Your teeth!
Your own... your own teeth, right?
Alright, let's go!
A phrase a rough woman who starts with 'ri' would say.
Starting with Miyake-san!
That sounds good!
It's not like you're at a clinic, but it does hurt a little.
That sounds good!
You're pretty good.
I want a cat's paw, too!
Work is life!
Why?!
It's just that you're busy.
It's because I'm a career woman in my 40s!
I can leave a good job to you!
Ah, I see!
You have a positive image of a hard-working woman.
Yes!
I see!
You're completely independent, right?
That's right!
You're independent, right?
It might be a little realistic for you to say that.
Out!
That's horrible!
That's awful!
What?!
That's great!
That's really great!
We got some good comments!
You filled Masa's spirit!
It did! Thank you!
Zap!
She won some kind of prize or something.
Zap!
Alright, let's start!
The lines a senior career woman would say...
Uhh...
Rena, right?
Endo-san.
Yes.
Starting with Endo-san, who seems like a rough woman who starts with "de".
Start!
That sounds good!
People call me "cat lady" in the neighborhood.
That sounds good!
I'm Matsuba, always Matsuba...
No!
Why?! Why?!
It's karaoke, isn't it?
No, when I go to karaoke with rough women, I often sing this song by Amin-san.
That's true, it's hard for a 20-year-old woman like you to sing this song.
That's right.
So you've had that experience before?
Yes, I'm often called "neighborhood lady" in the neighborhood.
What?
My older sister!
People say that!
People say that my older sister sang this song in the neighborhood.
I see.
Yes!
1000!
Yes!
It's true, it's a direct generation.
I'm glad.
Let's continue.
"De" starts with "de" and "rough woman" starts with "that sounds good" by Kawamura-san. Start!
That sounds good!
My makeup is bad today, don't come near me!
That sounds good!
You're good!
I'm confident that I can win if I step out of my place.
That sounds good!
Ruby is already pretty popular when she's 40.
That sounds good!
If you hit me with a rubber band, won't it hurt?
It hurts for everyone!
For young people, it doesn't hurt because you hit it like a rubber band.
You'll lose to a rubber band.
You think it'll change that much, don't you?
That's right.
You think it'll absorb the rubber band, don't you?
The shock won't go in.
It'll go "bazzing" and go "pazaz" and go "shh".
No!
It's fun!
If you look at it like that, anything can happen.
It's been a while.
It's been a while since we saw you.
It's hot!
You're the closest among us.
Did you drink it all?
This is amazing.
Did you drink it all?
Didn't you upload it?
It's been a while.
It's already three months.
That's amazing.
Be careful.
This is amazing.
Even if it's three months, you've already been sent away.
Let's go.
Let's start with Yazawa-san, who looks like she'll say something that starts with "wa".
Who is it?
I've become an old woman.
You want to go to karaoke, don't you?
There's someone like that nearby.
Even if I become an old woman, I'm already an old woman.
I see, I see.
That's right.
Old woman!
Let's go.
But...
What is it?
In terms of generation...
It's true that...
Will you sing it?
It's popular among people in their 20s.
I see.
Out!
Why?!
What is it today?!
It's Yazawa-san's...
It's been a while!
Show me that face of yours.
Your eyes!
Your eyes just hit something!
Your eyes hit something!
Your eyes!
The wind went straight to your eyeballs!
Your eyes!
Your eyes hit my mom's eyes!
That was dangerous!
You're so cute!
You're cute!
Yes, I'm Kokichi Ikobe!
As Penante says, the Climax!
From August 1st...
Yakult Giant Battle!
Three years in a row!
Please watch it!
Our last guest is Tsubaki!
Thank you for coming!
I'm sorry.
Let's continue.
This is an on-demand broadcast, so we'll continue as it is.
Next, let's start with Ms. Kawamura, who has a nice line that starts with "wa".
That sounds good!
I can't accept meat anymore, give me fish!
That sounds good!
The chair is rattling!
Is that a chair problem?
Just the chair rattling caused a hysteria.
I see!
Yes!
Yay!
I see, but if I say it, it should come true.
Anything can come true.
That's true.
Let's continue.
This is an on-demand broadcast, so we'll continue as it is.
Next, let's start with Ms. Miyake, who has a nice line that starts with "ru".
That sounds good!
Is Ruby pretty?
No, I'm prettier, right?
That sounds good!
Ruby is...
Ruby is saying too much.
It's all about Ruby!
How many rubies are you buying?
Yes!
It's been a while since I got a cold from Ms. Miyake.
It's been about a year.
It's clean! It's clean!
It's so scary!
What's going on?
You finally showed your true self.
What was I doing just now?
It's the first time it's opened like this.
It felt really good.
Maybe it's because of the makeup.
Because of the makeup.
Now, finally...
The two of you are left.
We're still in second place!
You're good!
Really?
Definitely.
Definitely?
It's like we're watching you two talk.
It's hard to say things like that.
I think you two will definitely get along.
Now, let's go!
"Araho, a woman who starts with 'ru'".
Starting with Kawamura-san!
That's a good one!
I asked for 'rusuban'.
You're good!
Why did you ask for 'rusuban'?
It's my mother's idea, but she's 40 years old.
Aren't you going to say it?
Well, I'll say it.
On the contrary, Kawamura-san said it more realistically than Onyako-san.
Correct!
I did it!
I know the reason now!
This isn't going to end today.
The reality continues.
Let's do it until we're satisfied.
Okay, let's do it.
'Araho, a woman who starts with 'yo''. Starting with Onyako-san!
That's a good one!
Well said!
That's a good one!
I'm sorry!
The water stops on my knees!
That's a good one!
This is bad!
I like 'ga' now!
You can't like 'ga', can you?
I can't like 'ga', can you?
Why is that?
My friend's father said 'ga' instead of 'cho' now.
You're not 'cho' anymore.
It was higher than 'araho'.
That's a good one!
Are you okay, Onyako-san?
That's quite a strong wind.
Please relax.
I'm sorry!
She said she'd dry herself up.
I see.
I can't speak!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
The winner is Kawamura-san!
Yay!
I hope you become a wonderful araho!
How was it?
How old is Asahi-san's mother?
She's 35 years old.
She's that age!
It's not strange at all!
It's true! How old is she now?
She's 16 years old.
She's less than half.
She's 19 years older than me.
She's 19 years older than you?
Were you aware of that?
How was it with these members?
It was fun, but...
I don't know if I'll be able to see their faces the next time we meet.
That's...
They're wearing makeup.
They're cuter, but...
They all look like Hollywood actresses.
It's not like that.
It's gotten better.
If you come back, please come and visit.
Thank you!
That's all for today!