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Right after noon
I'm in love
What should I do?
No!
I love you with all my heart
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IDOLiNG!
♪ Pa-pa-paya ♪
Let's get started. I'm Masumoto of IDOLiNG. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This show is about IDOLiNG girls who are growing up and developing as idols.
"IDOLiNG Diary" airs every weekday at 8:35 p.m.
Let me introduce you to IDOLiNG!
First of all, today's theme is "What fashion do you think will come this summer?"
Hi, I'm Erika Masumoto of IDOLiNG.
What fashion do you think will come this summer?
It's "catwalk fashion".
Hi, I'm Hirono Ponchi of IDOLiNG.
What fashion do you think will come this summer?
It's "chiffonאנ당히".
Hi, I'm Erika Yokoyama of IDOLiNG.
What fashion do you think will come this summer?
It's " programs and events".
Hi, I'm Serina Nakano of IDOLiNG 13.
What fashion do you think will come this summer?
It's "buckwheat buns".
Hi, I'm Shinomori Koha of IDOLiNG 10.
What fashion do you think will come this summer?
Anyway, it's colorful clothes!
It's colorful clothes!
Yes, I'm Kaito Shimoto, in my first year of idol career.
This summer's fashion I think of is baby fashion.
Baby fashion!
Yes, baby fashion!
Yes, I'm Ruka Kurata, in my second year of idol career.
This summer's fashion I think of is a long one- piece.
I'm Idling No. 23 Yuna Ito.
This summer's fashion I think of is an old one- piece.
I'm Idling No. 25 Karl Goto.
This summer's fashion I think of is a long one- piece.
Let's have some fun with these members!
I'm Idling No. 25 Yuna Ito.
This summer's fashion I think of is an old one- piece.
I'm Idling No. 25 Karl Goto.
This summer's fashion I think of is an old one- piece.
I'm Idling No. 25 Karl Goto.
This summer's fashion I think of is an old one- piece.
Today's corner will be led by these two!
When we realized it, we were climbing up adult stairs.
That's right. When we realized it, we were girls' college students.
Well, let's go!
We're back after a long time!
Sixth graders are Tomotomo and...
Ninth graders are friendly...
Teach us, girls' college students!
It's nostalgic! How many years has it been?
It's been about three years, isn't it?
That's right!
Were you blonde back then?
No, I wasn't!
Ms. Yokoyama?
Yes?
Even though it's been a long time, Ms. Masuno is still saying something.
Ms. Tonoka?
I can't help it.
She's become popular and people think she's changed recently.
That's not true!
Don't say things people hate!
Goodbye!
It's sad...
You're the one who's changed!
I haven't changed that much.
Ms. Tonoka and Ms. Yokoyama, who used to be active middle school and high school students,
have a segment called "Teach us, 9th graders!"
and "Teach us, 11th graders!"
This spring, they've become girls' college students!
Girls' college students!
I hope you'll teach us again!
Ms. Yokoyama, you were a middle school student and you said "girls' college students" back then!
That's right!
Even though it was a joke...
You're really girls' college students!
Ms. Tonoka and Ms. Yokoyama, please!
Yes!
Ms. Amasu and Ms. Mukashi, please sit over there.
Yes, we'll sit over there.
Yes, over there.
Yes.
Wow, I feel like I've gotten used to this place.
You've calmed down, haven't you?
I've calmed down, haven't I?
You've calmed down, haven't you?
By the way, Ms. Tonoka and Ms. Yokoyama, how's your campus life?
It's been about two months, hasn't it?
It's going pretty well.
I'd like you all to tell me, but is it okay?
Leave it to us!
By the way, if you can all answer correctly,
we'll give you the best lunch box from our corner director, Sakuma, for your narration.
Idols, please try your best to get the correct answer!
Let's start with the study topic!
Today's topic is this!
Math!
Don't make fun of me!
I'd like you all to learn the basics of math.
It's a math lesson for 3rd year elementary school students, so of course you can do it, but...
Can you do division?
Of course we can!
Right, Kaede?
Kaede, you can do it, right?
I can do it.
Can you do it like this?
What's going on here?
Maybe you can't do it.
Even among idols like us, we've invited members who can do division like this.
Everyone, please learn it!
I can do it!
You're amazing members.
Yes, we're amazing members.
It's been a while since I did division.
Honchin is still sitting there.
She's very happy.
That's right.
You can do it, right?
You're making fun of me too much, aren't you?
Then let's get started.
Teacher, what should we start with?
Everyone, I don't have to explain it to you, but division is...
For example...
Are you going to explain division?
For example...
It's creative!
There's a number called "ten".
If you divide it by "two"...
Kaede, what's the answer?
Wait a minute, please.
We need more time!
Give me more time!
To divide it...
Can you divide it?
"Two"...
If you work hard, you can divide it.
"Two", "one", "two", "three", "six", "two", "four", "eight", "two"...
"Five"!
That's right!
"Five"!
Everyone can do it!
Give her a round of applause!
Too bad.
Give her a round of applause!
Then...
Kaede-chan...
"Ten"...
If you divide it by three, how many will it be?
Three is also possible!
Three is also possible?
Then let's say three.
What?
Three?
Kaede-chan, three?
Three, two, six, four, five...
Ah, it's too much!
It's too much!
Three, one, three...
Three, two, six...
Four, five...
Three, four, twelve...
Ah, two is too much!
Two is too much!
What should we do?
The answer is...
Three, two is too much...
Too much...
One!
Ah, that's right!
Too much...
Who said "three" just now?
Ponchi-san!
Hey!
It's too much!
If you can't solve it all, you'll get "too much" like this, so please be careful!
Yes!
Until now...
Well, no one knew about it, but now that you know about it...
We'd like to move on to practice questions!
Practice questions!
Ta-da!
Ah, so it's like that...
Yes!
If you divide "idoling" by twenty people...
If you divide it by seven people...
How many groups will it be?
How many "too much" will it be?
This question...
Too much!
Asahi-san, a high school student, do you know?
Why did you ask a sentence question?
I hate sentence questions!
If you ask a sentence question in a test, it'll never be answered!
If it's a sentence question...
If Asahi-san talks too much, it'll be found out!
That's right!
Before, as a high school student...
I really hate sentence questions!
Asahi-san!
Asahi-san, sentence questions...
It's NG in the office, you know?
It's really impossible!
As a high school student and a social person...
Honchi-san, of course you know, right?
Of course I know!
I knew it in one second!
It's impossible!
You can't divide it normally!
It's a division!
That's right, it's a division!
Everyone, did you know the answer?
Wait a minute!
I can see Kaede-chan writing a lot of letters.
Kaede-chan writes like 20 letters per person and counts them.
Did anyone know the answer?
It's divided by 7, so it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
If you took your time here, you wouldn't have guessed it at all, would you?
It looks like there is an answer.
Let's see the answer!
Wait a minute!
The answer is...
Wait a minute!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
There is a strange answer in the back row.
Kurata-san!
It's 20 divided by 7, right?
Yes!
It's a division!
It's divided by 7, so it's...
Divided by 7?
Divided by 7, right?
It's divided by 7...
No, it's 20...
It's 20 divided by 7, right?
But the question is...
How many groups are there and what is left?
I want you to give me an answer from there, right?
That's right!
Yes!
If you end it there, it will be a little troublesome.
Yes!
Well, you announced the correct answer, didn't you?
Yes!
This one! This one!
Yes?
Well, I will announce the correct answer.
These two were talking about the answer just now...
The correct answer!
No one is correct.
It's 20 divided by 7, right?
2...
It's not very... rock...
It's not rock, right?
It's not!
What do you mean it's not?
Until now...
Until now, you didn't know.
No, it's not wrong.
Teachers have grown up, right?
The problem is that there are more idiots.
The corner doesn't go forward!
The corner doesn't go forward, teacher!
It's not like that, we're serious!
Teacher, this is unexpected!
No, we're serious!
Wait a minute.
It's not like we're growing up or anything.
20 divided by 14 is 8, right?
But it's not!
She's super angry!
Teacher, is it okay for you to say that?
Please be quiet!
Eh, why?!
She's super scary!
She's a high school student!
Eh, wait a minute!
She's a high school student and she's bad at math!
7 divided by...
7 divided by 10, right?
Yes.
It's super stable here, right?
It's super stable.
And...
Well, normally 6 comes out, right?
And 10... 6 and 10 come out.
What?!
And people...
People can't compete!
It's really, really!
It ends with 2!
It's not like that!
Why?!
It ends with 2!
It's not like that!
Idiot pop!
It's really like that!
Why does it end like that?!
Why?!
Don't stop me!
Don't do anything!
7 divided by 50!
Why?!
It ends like that, don't fight!
I'm asking you what you can do!
Recently!
7 divided by 56, right?
7 divided by 10!
Asahi, read the question properly!
I'm asking you what you can do!
7 divided by 56, really!
And then 40 comes out and it's like...
It's like 5!
What is she saying?!
Eh, why?!
I don't know what she's saying!
How did Asahi-san manage to get here?
Maybe she's trying to divide everything up?
It's right, you idiot!
What is this?
I'm watching you.
I'm not greedy.
Sweetness is a given.
People are like that.
Is it still an editing problem?
It's still an editing problem.
Can we move on to the main topic?
I'm going to delete this.
Today, I'm going to talk about Maritan's application problem.
Please do your best.
I'm going to delete it and move on.
First of all...
In the idol room...
Hey!
Listen to me!
In the idol room, there was a bag full of candies.
If you divided the candies into 20 people, one person got 36 candies.
There were 18 candies left in the bag.
How many candies were there in the bag?
Calm down and think about it.
Isn't this addition?
Today's theme is Maritan.
Let's solve it together!
Well...
The future could be in danger.
This corner could be over.
Really...
Even though we tried our best...
With this...
The future could be in danger.
No...
Using Maritan...
Yes, we can't apply it.
We can't apply it.
It's the same application as before.
Eh?
Maritan, this...
This is seriously dangerous.
Well...
It's surprising.
Why do we need to read this?
Isn't it sad that there are so many of them?
Even though we are 20 people, we got 36 of them.
Asahi-san, hurry up and write the answer!
We got so many of them!
It's fine!
The passion of Maritan...
It's really fine!
I really hate it!
The passion of Maritan...
That's why I hate math problems!
It's fine, so hurry up and solve it!
Because...
It's really...
There are so many of them!
Well...
My...
Right?
36 of them...
Calculating is so annoying!
It's annoying!
Asahi-san, Asahi-san!
Please move your hand away from your mouth!
Because there are brackets in this!
I'm begging you!
We...
At least we want to get the brackets!
Ah, well...
Brackets...
Please do your best!
Please do your best, really!
Kaede-chan!
If you wrote one candy at a time, it'd probably take a long time!
Don't end it!
It won't end like that!
Candy...
Write one candy at a time!
I don't know...
No...
It's hard...
It won't end in time, Kaede-chan!
I don't like it anymore...
Asahi-san, are you done?
I can't do it!
Do your best!
I can't do it!
Are you done?
Wait, wait!
Are you okay?
Why are you putting this on top of this?
It's like this!
Yuna-chan, are you done?
I'm fine!
Are you okay, everyone?
Wait!
Just a little more!
Okay!
I can't do it!
Okay, everyone!
Please answer!
Wait!
There's about an hour left!
How do you divide it?
The answer hasn't come out yet!
Kaede-chan, it'll probably take about two hours!
There's 36 left...
I'll get 36...
36...
Are you done?
Yes!
Let's move on to the explanation!
Yes!
First of all...
Candy...
Yes!
You divided it by 20 people, right?
Yes!
Why did you divide it by 20 people?
That's why!
There's a lot of candy, right?
There's a lot of candy, but you divided it by 20 people!
You divided it by 20 people!
I don't know how many there are yet, but...
If you say it now, it's like "x", isn't it?
Yes, yes, "x"!
Is it okay for me to put candy on it?
Please don't put candy on it!
Kaede-chan, hold on!
You divide it by 20 people, right?
If you do that...
You each got 36 candies, right?
Wait a minute...
Candy...
You got it, but...
There are 18 candies left, right?
Do you understand up to this point?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute.
It's "candy split in half", right?
"Candy split in half" is wrong!
It's wrong!
It's not right!
It's not right, really!
It's wrong!
It's not right!
I don't know!
It's not right!
Please calm down!
"Candy split in half" doesn't make sense.
That's why...
What are you saying?
You're being too precise!
Candy split in half!
There are a lot of candies, right?
There are a lot of candies.
We split it up into 20 people.
Do you write "candy" when you write "tent"?
That's not how you write it!
You don't know, so you're explaining it!
That's not how you write it!
Teacher, you can do it!
You can do it, teacher!
Teacher, you can do it!
I don't write it, but...
I write it to make it easier for you to understand.
Wait a minute.
"Candy" is...
That's why...
"Candy" is...
"Candy" is "I don't know what it is".
"I don't know what it is".
In the end, how was it?
You're saying it now?
Okay, so listen up.
We got 36 candies from 20 people.
We multiply 36 by 2.
You did it!
Did you multiply it?
You did it!
But we have 18 left, so we'll add 18 as well.
That makes...
738.
That's the number of candies.
Ah!
That was close!
I forgot to add it!
Serina, Gotou-chan and Masumo-san...
You're correct!
What?! Okay, okay!
Isn't this a multiplication problem?
Isn't it a multiplication problem?
No, it's an application problem.
It's an application problem.
Wait a minute...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, well, well!
We'll give you 100 and say you're correct.
Ponchi-san...
What's going on?
Huh? Ponchi-san...
When did you say that?
I'm turning 20 soon.
You're turning 20 soon?!
It's not like that.
I was doing it halfway, but I forgot to add it.
You forgot to add it.
But I did calculate it in the middle.
No, no.
You can laugh about it now, but it's serious over there.
It's serious!
But I knew it in my head.
Huh?!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Luka-chan got a ridiculous number of candies.
Huh?!
7200 candies.
No, Yuna-chan taught me how to do it.
She taught you?!
You can't teach me!
You can't! You have to answer for yourself.
So, 7200 candies.
7200 candies...
You have to answer for yourself.
Why is it ridiculous?!
It's ridiculous.
Huh?
7200 times...
7200 times Asahi-san is ridiculous.
7200...
It can't be like that!
Wow...
But...
It's so easy, isn't it?
It's just...
Can you solve it?
It's obvious, isn't it?
This sentence problem.
But you can do it safely, can't you?
Can you do it safely?
It's obvious, isn't it?
But please do it quickly.
Oh, yes.
It's a little...
I don't like it when I don't know.
Why?
It's full of things you don't know.
You don't know everything?
Just in case...
Oh, it's a common problem.
Masumio-san is surprisingly different.
Yes, yes.
Ina-san, please think about the program.
Are you making fun of me?
No!
That's right!
That's right, isn't it?
But it's funny because it doesn't go too far.
That's right.
It's a little too funny, isn't it?
Can you answer me a little more normally?
Yes.
It's embarrassing.
Is everyone ready?
I'm so excited!
It's going well, except for Kaoru.
And Serina, too.
Wow! I know what it is!
I'm happy!
Wait a minute.
I know what it is, but I don't know what to do.
Wait a minute. We don't have much time.
It's a show, so...
I'll give you the answer first.
First of all, Fonchi got a ballpoint pen for 575 yen.
He bought five ballpoint pens for 575 yen.
So one ballpoint pen costs 115 yen.
And Kaede bought six colored pencils for 642 yen.
So one colored pencil costs 107 yen.
Yes.
And if you subtract this...
Fonchi's ballpoint pen costs one, and Kaede's colored pencil costs one.
So Kaede bought eight colored pencils for less.
Yes.
Eight yen is correct.
Wait a minute!
Again?
Wait a minute.
Can I ask you a question?
Go ahead.
I love questions.
Asahi, what is it?
She wants to ask you something.
Yes.
Go ahead.
You're asking about one ballpoint pen's price, right?
Yes.
But why did you buy it?
So in the end...
Which one is cheaper, one ballpoint pen or seven yen?
Seven yen?
Is it cheap?
Nao is always in a hurry.
Oh, this is weird!
Huh?
You found a mistake, Kaede.
Did I?
You found a hole in the problem.
But I did this one.
And 61 is six.
And it's zero, right?
And four...
Oh, Kaede was wrong about that one.
Sorry, Fonchi.
Is it okay?
Six and one.
Everyone, please look at this.
I want you to continue!
I want you!
Teacher...
Teacher!
Yes?
It looks like Fonchi is struggling.
Fonchi?
It's dirty, but...
Huh?
Ponchi-san, aren't you being too realistic?
What do you mean?
Ponchi-san, you're not laughing, are you?
Ponchi-san, what should we do?
Is there an answer you're really worried about?
We haven't been able to come up with an answer yet.
Then Ponchi-san, why don't you do it on the blackboard?
On the blackboard?
Ponchi-san, do you want to do it here?
On the blackboard? Ponchi-san, you know...
What should we do?
You're the oldest among us, so...
That's right.
You're older than us, right?
Please teach these girls.
Okay, Ponchi-san.
Go ahead.
Please use it freely.
You could have done it, right?
Ponchi-san bought five ballpoint pens for 570 yen.
570 yen.
Hey, Nao! Go back and look over there!
575 yen...
Do you know what you're saying?
Do you really know what you're saying?
Do you know what you're saying?
So... Is this how we do it?
Ponchi-san, do you want to do it?
Right now, Ponchi-sensei is teaching you all.
We're just listening.
Yes.
You didn't copy the answer, did you?
I didn't!
It's not like you didn't copy it!
Wait a minute!
I just realized...
I wrote it really well!
Wow!
Isn't that great?
You're right!
I thought Ponchi-san was good at writing!
That's right!
You're right!
For people like you...
At school...
There's a pattern of you cheating.
She said it!
For people like you...
Your teacher will be really mad at you.
She'll be really mad at you.
Please think of something else!
We'll do it like that!
This is the only way!
Ponchi, you're the worst!
I know!
Can you read 642?
Yes.
Until the end?
Yes, until the end.
Until the end.
Don't look up!
Your handwriting is bad!
Ponchi's handwriting is bad!
Thank you, Ponchi!
Can you tell if I'm not looking up?
Yes.
I'm not looking up, right?
Wow, you're good!
Okay!
Now!
From here!
Can you do that?
Something like this.
Oh, a special move?
Ponchi's special move challenge!
You can probably tell if you do this, right?
Isn't this easy?
You can't do it in the beginning!
She said you can't do it in the beginning.
Well, the order is fine.
And? And?
And?
Yes, Ponchi did it!
No, that's not the answer.
And?
Yes?
The price came up, right?
And?
Which one is cheaper?
Yes.
If you draw it, you can decide, right?
Yes.
Which one is cheaper?
It's the sentence, the sentence.
Do you know?
Yes, I know. What is it?
Then say it.
Say it.
Um, eight.
Isn't it close?
Is it close?
I know.
But which one is cheaper?
By the way, can I say it?
It's from Funchy.
I've been looking at it for a while.
When I was solving it here, it was 642 - 6 = 180.
180 - 115 = 65.
And Funchy's was 65 yen cheaper.
What did you say?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It was a little different.
It's different, isn't it?
It's cunning, cunning.
It's different.
While we were doing it together, I thought, "Oh, that's right."
I saw it a lot.
Oh, you saw it, you saw it.
I saw it a lot.
No, you can't do that.
I know Masuno-san says it, but I hate it when this stupid pop says it.
It's not stupid pop.
Funchy-san is stupid.
Usually, when you ask me a question, you can't ask me a question when you don't know it.
Even at school, you always do that.
Hatachi and Kouichi are fighting over math.
So, Tonoka-sensei and Okada-sensei, how was it today? It's been a while.
It's harder to find a question that's easier than math.
It was a shock.
A shock. Funchy-san was especially shocking for me.
I didn't know you'd go this far.
The fourth graders are getting anxious.
It's true.
They're showing me this in front of me.
I didn't know the fourth graders were good at all.
So, Masuno-san, how was it?
Yes.
Masuno-san, it's been a while.
No, I had a lot of fun.
This kind of thing is possible in today's Japan, isn't it?
It is.
Right?
It's amazing.
So, next time, we hope you'll join us again.
We hope you'll change your members.
That's it for "Teach Me, Joshi Daiseng"!
Bye-bye!