AISubs v3.5
(explosion)
The child who is held at the corner of the car
When I look at him, I look away
As if I were running (hashiridashi sou)
Ah, what should I do? (aa, doushiyou) Ah, what should I do?
Everything in the world is beautifully reflected.
These feelings are (kono kimochi wa) These feelings are
That's right, isn't it love?
I'm staring at the blue sky
Men and kids, I love you
A dazzling pink time (kirakira mabushii momoiro no jikan) It's a dazzling pink time
Smiles come to me (hohoemi ga kopyunyuu) Smiles come to me
Let's fall in love, Remidu (koi shiyou yo, remidu) Let's fall in love, Remidu
My heart dances (kokoro ga odoru ne)
uddu, rupidu (uddu, rupidu) Up and down, up and down
Come on, connect (saa, tsunai de) Come on, connect
A dream of two of us
Walking down the street
(kitto kono namae yonde hoshii) I want you to call me by this name
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du…
Aogora ni randeru motto to kiss I love you
Kirakira mamushii omoi ga tojikau
Aogora ni randeru motto to kiss I love you
Kirakira mamushii omoi ga nojikau
Hohoemi ga topping you
Koi shiyou yo let me do
Kokoro ga odoru ne du-du-du-du-du…
Du-du-du-du-du-du-du…
I'm Maiko Saito, nice to meet you.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idol singers.
"IDOLiNG" airs every Wednesday from April.
This is "IDOLiNG"!
She's not here.
Nobody's here.
What's up?
This has something to do with today's show.
Let's get started.
"GAMBLING"!
"GAMBLING" airs every Wednesday from April.
So, today's "GAMBLING" is...
Let me tell you what we're doing.
Everyone, please!
It's a disaster!
- Wow! - Wow!
Now, let me introduce you.
The idol group that can ride in a one-person car.
One-person car idol!
- There are so many of you! - Wow!
- It's amazing that you can ride in a one-person car! - Wow!
Why did you hide it all this time?
I think it's amazing.
When I was in elementary school, we were in a one- person car club.
- A one-person car club? - A one-person car club!
You've always been riding in a one-person car, haven't you?
You're stupid!
- Especially! - Especially, right?
- There was a one-person car club. - A one-person car club?
I bought it for my birthday.
You didn't have money, so you couldn't buy a bicycle, right?
- You could only buy one tire, right? - One tire!
- It's amazing, isn't it? - Wow!
- Now, everyone! Do you love one-person cars? - We love them!
- Are you confident that you can't lose to anyone in one-person cars? - We can't lose!
Well, Yato-san, you did your best.
But you fell down a little when you appeared for the first time, didn't you?
- I think I was too excited. - You looked like you were the most confident.
- You were perfect in the rehearsal scene, too. - I was perfect, but...
- That's why you fell down. - You're not good enough for the actual performance.
No, I'm not.
Now, everyone who loves one-person cars!
Among you, who do you like best in one-person cars?
- Let's decide who is the one-person car queen! - All right!
- Let's do it! - Okay!
You will drive this course in one-person cars.
You will race against someone in one-person cars.
Okay!
Let's see how fast you can go in one-person cars...
Oh, we won't do that.
- Let's start the race. - Okay!
And the fastest winner will receive...
- ...this TV show's "Runale-girls"! - We want it!
- Yes! - Do you want it?
- You can be a queen if you want it! - We want it!
All right! Let's get started!
- Okay, I'd like to start... - Okay!
- Eh?! - Eh?!
- I don't need it! Seriously!
- What is it? - Something's missing...
- What is it? - What is it? Wait a minute!
- Give me some time! I'll remember it! Give me some time! - No, no, no!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- Let's get started! - Let's get started!
- Ah! I remember it! Please!
- It's not it!
- Who is it?!
- What is it?! - It's me!
- Why?! - Who is it?!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- Yay! - Yay!
- I can't believe it! - Let me introduce you to...
- ...the one-person steering course! - Yay!
It's been a while since we did a staff series, but this time we have a special guest.
In addition to Mr. A.D., Mr. Director Mori, and our goal is to have a producer and director work with us from this spring!
It's Producer Hadousa! It's a great honor for me to participate in the staff series in his position!
- With this, we'll be able to have an exciting race, won't we? - Staff members, please don't release any blood.
- Yes! - Customers! With this, is it okay for us, everyone?
- Yes! - Please help us!
- Please help us!
- Everyone, please be careful this time. This is very dangerous!
- Staff members are scared now! - Please help us!
- Please help us!
- If something happens, the camera will shoot you!
- So, please don't say anything to the audience with your neon cards. - Please help us!
- Let's aim for the best Luna Ray Girl! Everyone, please work hard! - Please work hard!
Let's get started.
First of all, Ms. Noboto.
Here you go.
Here you go, everyone.
Please sign here.
Are you confident?
Yes.
Ms. Noboto, do you ride a lot?
Yes.
For first-time riders?
I've been riding for four or five years.
Five years?
About five years.
About five years?
Yes.
How long have you been riding?
About four years.
I played at school when I was in fourth grade.
Since you were little?
Yes.
I see. Good luck.
Let's get started.
Can I get off?
Yes, you can.
Can I get off?
Yes, you can.
Can I get off?
Yes, you can.
Let's get started.
Ms. Noboto's first-time rider.
Ready, go!
Wow!
- Wow! - It's over!
- Such quick reaction!
- Hajime, you failed. - You're in 6.2 seconds.
- The first failure was really disappointing. - Indeed.
- Hajime, you're 7 seconds behind. - But wasn't it a good race?
I didn't know when Mori was like "Ahhh!"
- I wasn't sure. - Seriously?
- I'm sure of it. - I'm sure of it.
I'm going to speak up in today's race.
Please be careful.
- Let's move on. Let's move on. Nagano! - Yes!
- You're pretty good at this, Nagano! - No, but...
Can I use my shoulders?
Sure.
Shoulders.
I'm sorry, shoulders.
How long have you been doing this?
I've been doing it for about a year and a half.
I think you can do it.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Nagano's one-man showdown.
Ready...
Start!
She's fast!
That's the producer's zone.
Watch out!
That was close!
19.5 seconds.
No way!
That turning point is important.
I'm watching you.
No way!
Ojima!
Yes!
Ojima is versatile!
No, I'm not!
She can do anything.
I can't do it.
I hope you can do it.
Please look forward to it.
She's lowering the hurdle.
Let's do it!
Ojima's one-man showdown.
Ready, go!
Go for it!
Go back! Go back! Don't go there!
I'm so scared!
Go back! Go back!
It took a lot of time!
29.1 seconds!
I'm so scared!
It's like an attraction.
I'm so scared!
It's like you're being pulled lightly.
I'm sorry, but it's my hobby.
Let's move on.
Tomoka!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Are you confident?
I'm not.
You're not, right?
I'm nervous!
Mori-san, you're shaking.
There's metal fittings this time.
I'm really nervous!
Let's move on.
Tomoka's one-man showdown.
Ready, go!
Go for it! Go for it!
I'm scared!
Go for it! Go for it!
Wow!
I can't! I can't!
I'm scared!
I see, if you don't know how to ride it, it takes you some time.
Go for it! Go for it!
Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
I'll look at you! Your life is in danger!
Your life is in danger!
Time's up!
37.2 seconds!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
That was scary.
Let's move on.
Sakai-san!
Wow!
Sakai-san, you can do it, can't you?
No, I can't.
You've done it before, but you've got some experience.
I've done it since elementary school. More than 10 years.
I see. You were riding it a lot in elementary school.
I did merry-go-round a lot.
You did merry-go-round a lot.
I did merry-go-round a lot.
That's hard to understand.
What's wrong with you?!
Are you okay? How long has it been?
About 10 years.
Kano-san, it's been 10 years!
It's been 10 years since you've ridden it!
Okay, let's move on.
Is one of you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Sakai-san, ready...
Go!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You're fast!
You're good, Sakai-san!
Wow! Wow!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Huh? Isn't it going?
Wow! Wow!
You did it!
The time is 15.6 seconds!
You did it!
So, Sakai-san is in first place.
But I failed!
As expected of Sakai-san!
Wow, even a ten-year-long blank is big!
But what you learned as a child really permeates your body!
Now, let's continue. Itou-san!
Yes, I'll go!
Itou-san, were you in "Otaru no Haka"?
I wasn't in it! I wasn't in it!
You weren't in it?
I wasn't in it.
You just happened to be in it?
Yes, I just happened to be in it.
You just happened to wear it, right?
Yes, I wore it.
Now, are you confident?
Yes, quite!
Oh, you're quite confident!
Have you been in it?
I haven't been in it, but I've been in it since I was in elementary school.
I've been in it for about ten years.
You've been in it for about ten years?
Yes.
That's amazing!
I think I can look forward to it.
Now, let's continue!
Itou-san's one-man showdown! Ready...
Start!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
You're fast! You're fast!
I'm fast!
This is amazing!
You're used to it!
Oh, I'm scared!
Can you do it? Can you do it?
I can do it! I can do it!
Don't rush!
What a waste! What a waste!
What a waste!
It was right there!
You panicked, didn't you?
I panicked, didn't you?
Wow, it looked like it was going to be a record!
Wow!
Kadozawa-san is watching!
Kadozawa-san is watching, so...
I'm scared!
You're panicking, aren't you?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're panicking, aren't you?
Okay!
Now, let's continue!
Now, let's continue with...
Okawa-san!
Okay!
Okawa-san!
Okay!
Well, at this rate, I'm a little sad.
You can't just cry all the time.
That's right.
Okayawa-san, you know, you've been working hard since the fourth period.
That's right.
Ojima-san, 29 seconds and 1 second.
Yes.
Right?
No, well, over there...
How many seconds should we aim for?
27.
Eh? Isn't that pretty low?
No, no, no, let's go for 14 seconds.
Oh! 14 seconds!
Yes.
You're going for it?
Yes.
Can you say "ton, ton" in about 3 seconds?
That's right.
Well, exercise nerves...
Exercise nerves are good, right?
...are good, so I'll say it in Katakana.
Ah, understood.
Okay.
Right?
Ojima-san, you haven't borrowed your shoulders, have you?
Well, over there... over there...
Ah, you did! You did! Sorry about that.
You're shaking, are you okay?
No, I'm not shaking at all.
Are you okay? Are you nervous?
Not at all.
Are you feeling pressure?
Not at all, I'm okay.
Okay.
Well, let's get started!
One-man-stand-up, Okawa-san! Ready...
Start!
Watch out!
Shoulders! Shoulders!
You can do it! You can do it!
Easy! Easy! Easy!
Kimuchi-san, you're leaning forward.
Easy!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You can do it!
Are you okay, Aichi-chan?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That's not what you want! That's not what you want!
Easy! Easy! Easy!
Do your best!
You can do it! You can do it!
Do your best! Do your best!
You can do it! You can do it!
Ojima-san's record is...
35.8 seconds!
It's easy for me.
I was so nervous!
Unfortunately, it's 35.8 seconds.
It's just below Ojima-san's record.
Don't cry!
Don't cry! Don't do that!
Don't cry!
Alright! The winner is...
Yazawa-san!
Thank you!
But...
You looked like you had the most confidence this time.
It was already a one-car club.
What is that? What is that?
There wasn't one!
It doesn't exist!
There were about three members, but there wasn't one.
Isn't it different?
It's amazing.
Let's go.
I'm really going to do it.
You don't need your shoulders?
It's okay.
I'll do my best for the restaurant.
Ah, for the restaurant.
Yes, yes.
Yes, let's go.
One-car club.
Yazawa-san.
Ready...
Start!
Low! Low!
Your posture is low!
Wow, you're fast!
Huh?! You're going to break the record!
You can do it!
Don't rush!
You were really good just now!
You can do it!
Wait! Wait!
What are you doing?!
Yazawa-san!
You're good!
39.7 seconds!
Yazawa-san!
No! I was the best!
I was the best! You know that, right?
You said it!
Yeah, you're right.
The staff was so scared.
But for some reason, Sawano-san's throw seemed like she was prepared for death.
She didn't even pick up.
I hope they cheer for me.
First place is Sakai-san.
Second place is Noboto-san.
We'll have a match race to decide who will be the queen!
First, Noboto-san.
Oh, both of you!
At the same time!
Just don't bleed, please.
I know it! Sakuma-san said it!
It's really funny!
It's Sakuma-san's idea!
Now, are you ready?
Do your best!
With this, the first place queen will be decided!
Yes!
If you win with this, you'll be the first place queen.
But for the rest of you, you can't be the first place queen in the future.
You'll all be stripped of your first place queens.
I'm scared!
Are you ready? You can't ride any of them.
No!
Let's begin!
What?
I'm sorry.
We were just friends in the first car.
I'm sorry!
Please be quiet.
I'm working right now, so please be quiet.
Okay!
Now, the queen will decide!
Let's begin!
Gambling First Car Queen Decision Match.
Ready...
Start!
Wait! Wait!
You're not in the same car!
Watch out! Watch out!
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Which one?
Again!
If you don't know what it is, hold it properly!
Wait! I'm really scared of that!
You're scared of that, right? This producer zone, right?
I'm really scared of it!
Alright, let's begin.
The Queen's Deciding Round for the Gambling Car!
Start!
Yes, Nobuto-san, you're doing great!
Yes, you're doing great! You got it!
The winner is Nobuto-san!
Alright, Sagai-san will now apologize to the producer.
I'm sorry!
The wheels just...
Pulled!
The producer pulled it a little, right?
He pulled it!
It's not easy to pull a producer!
I'm sorry!
Alright, for the winner, Nobuto-san,
Fuji TV's favorite, Circus Restaurant...
Thank you very much!
We invite you to the wheel of fortune!
Alright, Nobuto-san!
From now on, you'll proudly become a one-man show!
Sakachi-san was really strong, but...
At first, I was nervous and my legs were shaking, and I messed up, but...
I felt like I could win for the second time!
You thought about it, right?
You tried it calmly, and it wasn't bad!
That's right!
So...
I won!
You've gotten really brave lately!
Alright!
So, the queen has been decided by Nobuto-san, but...
Okawai...
Can you stay like this, you bastard?
Okawai...
Can you stay like this for 35.8 seconds, you bastard?
No!
I said I'd give you 14 seconds, but...
Okawai, you bastard...
Is it okay?
Is it okay for you to keep losing, you bastard?
I can't stand losing!
Now, since Okawa is here, let's have Ojima-kun join us!
If you lose even in a one-man show, you won't get any momentum, right?
I have to win...
You can do it, European Championship!
That's right, you're holding the third place, so...
Ojima-san, how about it?
I'll definitely win! It's only 35 seconds!
It's only 35 seconds!
Right? It was too late, wasn't it?
Because if you bought a car, it wouldn't be 36 seconds...
I bought a car!
I bought a car all of a sudden!
Besides, if you bought a car, you wouldn't know it's 36 seconds!
If you bought a car, it's 40 seconds!
Ah, is that so?
That's right!
You have plenty of time! You're laughing!
Well, I'll win with ease, right?
Ah, you'll win with fun!
Yes!
You'll win with ease!
With ease!
Yes! Then you two, do your best!
Yes!
Let's go! Ah, shoulders, shoulders... Ah, I see, yes...
Ojima-san, are you okay?
Eh, wait... When it's "whenever"...
It's "whenever" right now!
Ah, that's right... When it's "whenever"...
When it's "whenever"...
Yes...
Are you okay?
Then, let's go!
The one-car driver, Ojima Underground vs. Okawa...
Ready...
Start!
Why? Why are you attacking me like that?
Okawa lost!
Okawa, can you go this far?
Ah, you're in my way!
Ah!
Now, which one is it? Which one is it? Which one is it?
Okawa won!
I'm glad! I'm happy! I did it! I did it! I'm glad!
What?! You're crying?!
You're crying?!
You're crying again?!
You're crying even though you won?!
You're both crying!
- That's good, isn't it? - Yes.
Ah, that's right! The battle around here was dirty!
You might not be able to see it, but you were really fighting with your elbows and all!
- Ojima-san, you lost! - I'm really shocked!
- You're really shocked, aren't you? - Yes.
- You didn't think you'd lose, did you? - But we're tied now, aren't we?
- Ah, that's right, you're full of life, aren't you? - Sumo...
- No, no, no, no, no. - You're in first place, aren't you?
In first place, it's harder than sumo.
But you lost twice in sumo earlier, didn't you?
That's right, we're doing it again, aren't we?
- We're asking you one more time, aren't we? - Eh? Ah, yes.
That's right, we're doing it again, aren't we?
- But Masato-san! - Yes?
- This time, it's the highest record! - Eh?!
- It's higher than last time! - That's amazing!
- It's higher than last time! - Ah, that's really amazing!
- I do it when I have to do it! - You pulled out your latent ability!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
What is this wonderful rival relationship?
Both of you raised each other up.
It was a wonderful battle!
- Yes! With that, this time, Oaker-san has won! You've reached the highest record! - The highest record!
- Yes, congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Yes! - Now, let's announce the results!
- Yes! - The actress Takaoka Saki-san's reading of "For Adults With Adults,"
- will deliver you with a gentle and stimulating literary enjoyment! Please watch it!
- Yes! With that, this time, in 9th place, Nomoto - san has shined! - Yes!
- Suddenly... Well, it's better to say it like that...
- Oaker-san and Ojima-san's destined battle is...
- For now, Oaker-san has won! - Yes!
- It's a one-in-a-lifetime defeat! - With a light cry!
- Yes! These two's battle... I'm very excited about what kind of battle it will be in the future!
- Now, lastly... Yazawa-san's... running... - You're really good at it!
- Let's watch Yazawa-san's running, who said she was the best! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Look! You have to be able to bend it! - Let's say "smooth" and end it cleanly! - Yes!
- Okay, then... Ready... Start!
- Goodbye! - Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait a little longer!
Wow!
- Cute! - No!
Then, fans, can you leave a little more cannonball?
Please!
- Thank you! - But...
But...
According to the show,
Mr. Yazao fell down and it became Fuji TV.
- As expected! - Stop it!
- As expected, you know it! - I'm good at it, you see!
You see!
- You see! - Oh, you're right!
You can run normally!
What's up with her?
That's it! That's it!
- It's okay! - You'd better not write your specialty!
No, really!
I...
That's it! I quit!
No, it's okay!
It's okay!
It's in the show.
You fell down and it became Fuji TV!
- Stop it! - You're the worst!
I'm good at it, you see!
Specialty! One-man show!
She's crazy!
There's also that kind of road.
Being fast isn't the only correct answer.
Yes! That's it!
That's it!
We did our best!
- Good-bye! - Good-bye!