AISubs v3.5
(Explosion)
I'll be carried to the corner of the next vehicle, oh!
I stare at you and look away.
Let's race and love!
Everything in the world comes together beautifully.
This feeling is love in the sky, isn't it?
I'm staring at the blue sky.
I kiss you on the cheek.
I love you!
It's a dazzling pink time.
Let's love with a smile.
Let me do!
My heart dances and reflects.
Let me do!
One day, we'll walk together.
I want you to call me by this name.
♪ Deviance ♪
Radev in the blue sky, autumn leaves and kisses, ah Radev clothes, a time of sparkling and dazzling memories.
I love you
Aokora ni randeru
Motto to kiss "I love you"
Kirakira mabushii momoiro no jikan
Hohoemi ga calling you
Koi shiyou yo let me do
Kokoro ga odoru ne
Du-du-du-be-du
[Applause and cheering]
I'm your host, Masato Naito.
I'm your TV announcer, Maiko Saito.
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols.
It airs from April 25th to 25th every week.
It's "Idol League"!
[Applause and cheering]
Today's guest is Endo-san, who wants to do a time slip.
Hi, I'm Endo-mai, a member of "Idol League".
I forgot.
What? I'm Endo-mai, a member of "Idol League".
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the Jomon period and eat Jomon cookies.
[Applause and cheering]
Hi, I'm Okairika, a member of "Idol League".
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the Jomon period and make "doki".
[Applause and cheering]
Hi, I'm Ponchi, a member of "Idol League".
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the Sengoku period and fight!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Morita Suzuka, 21 years old. What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to be Oda Nobunaga's wife and unify the whole country!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Itomi Saka, 24 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the Yayoi period and say "Himeko-sama!"
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Kichanki, an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to see my mother's childhood!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Miyake Hitomi, 17 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to play "tateo" and fight in the Edo period!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Kawai, 20 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the 22nd century and meet Doraemon!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Kaede Tomota, 21 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to go back to the Showa period and meet Himeko-san!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm Yuna Ito, 23 years old, and I'm an idol singer.
What I want to do in "Time Slip" is...
I want to play "chambara" and play "goppa"!
[Applause and cheering]
♪ We are still small ♪
♪ In our palms, in our palms ♪
♪ There is nothing ♪
♪ Hit by the rain, blown by the wind ♪
♪ But we won't give up ♪
♪ But we don't want to give up ♪
♪ We will surely grab something someday ♪
♪ Can we lose?! ♪
♪ We are still small ♪
♪ In our palms, in our palms ♪
♪ There is nothing ♪
"Time Slip Idol"!
Now, this is "Time Slip Idol", aiming for maniac idols with maniac knowledge.
Today's theme is...
"Mystery Calculation"!
One, two...
"Mystery Calculation"?
Yes, it is "Mystery Calculation".
"Mystery Calculation", do you know it?
Kaede-chan, what do you think "Mystery Calculation" is?
"Mystery Calculation" is...
Calculating mysteries.
Calculating mysteries?
Are you going to increase mysteries?
Hey, Su-chan, tell her.
Huh?
Don't ask me.
It's a show.
"Mystery Calculation"!
Calculating mysteries...
She said it! She said it!
It's similar, isn't it?
Similar?
It's like that, isn't it?
Is it like that?
Kikuchi-san, you know it, don't you?
It's like... I know it, but...
How should I explain it?
Well...
Do you want to explain it with pantomime?
No...
There are quite a few phrases...
And it warms you up...
Hmm...
It's not wrong, but...
Well...
The explanation is a little...
It's increasing...
Huh?
It's increasing, isn't it?
Huh? It's different, isn't it?
No, what? Do you want to increase it?
Why do you want to increase it?
Okay, then...
Immediately...
"Mystery Calculation" will also call a teacher.
It's this person!
Okay, you two are "double-colon"!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Hello! We are "double-colon"!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Yes, Kikuchi-san and Kikuchi-san!
Yes, thank you for your cooperation!
Wow! The manliness is high!
Thank you for your cooperation!
You're pretty fat!
You have a high manliness!
And your glasses are also high!
Yes!
Even here, the glasses are high!
Yes!
It's 50%!
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Okay!
Well...
Speaking of you two...
Of course, it's "mystery calculation"!
Yes!
Then...
Can you do me a favor?
A favor!
With what?
With "idling"!
"Idling" is a hot topic!
It's "idling"!
Yes!
Huh? Unexpectedly...
It's "idling"!
Fast!
Yes, please!
It's "idling"!
Yes!
It's like going to Kansai area to see a big Buddha!
It's like...
Driving a car!
It's "idling"!
Unexpectedly, it's like going to Kansai area to see a big Buddha!
Yes!
Then... Can you say it in Fuji TV?
Fuji TV!
Can you say it in this way?
Yes!
It's "idling"!
Fast!
It's "fuji TV"!
Yes!
There are nine hearts.
Those hearts...
Have nine bodies.
Amazing!
Fast!
Amazing, isn't it?
This is "idling"! Did you get it?
It doesn't increase at all!
That's right!
Don't make up mysteries!
Yes!
Yes, so...
I want you all to remember it today...
Can you make up mysteries like that in "idling"?
I think you can do it if you grasp the tips.
There are tips, aren't there?
Yes, there are.
Thinking of making up mysteries...
Well, it can also be used...
I want you to think of it as a brain exercise and do it forwardly.
It's a brain exercise!
Yes!
Kaede-chan, did you get it?
It's "idling", isn't it?
It's not "idling"!
You don't need a brain exercise in particular.
By all means, please train yourself today...
What are you doing?
Kaede-chan!
She's childish, isn't she?
Kaede-chan, isn't she?
Moreover, Kaede-chan, you forgot your eye patch!
Kaede-chan!
That's right!
Since we're here, can you teach us?
Yes, can you teach us?
Yes, yes, yes.
This way, Kaede-chan.
Yes, please.
It's a modern system.
It's not easy to listen to this.
It's amazing!
It's amazing, today!
Well, if you say it like that...
There are other tips, aren't there?
Well, if you say it like that...
It's true, isn't it?
If you say nasty things like that...
We're eating it like this, aren't we?
It's not bad, isn't it?
Also...
Masuo-san, are you okay?
It's nostalgic, but...
Yes, yes.
We used to go to the same live house a lot.
We did!
We went to the same theater and stuff.
It's always like this!
On the contrary, it feels weird, this luxurious set.
But, back then...
Hurry up and get in the main stage!
It's fine, we don't have to talk about old stories like that.
It's like this since 10 years ago!
It's fine, we don't have to talk about old stories like that.
It's fine!
We don't have much time!
Hurry up and get in!
It's like we're watching a comedy show in a theater!
First of all, there's a topic.
Like the idol thing we talked about earlier.
Yes, that's right.
Based on the topic...
"what" and "solve"...
That's how you come up with "tea".
For example...
Let's say... "tea"!
"Tea"!
Let's say you have a topic called "tea", right?
Yes, yes, yes.
First of all...
Think of words related to tea.
Words related to tea.
Things related to tea...
What kind of things are there?
For example, "tea"...
"Cool".
"Cool", right?
"Leaf".
"Leaf", that's good! "Leaf", that's good!
"Catechin"...
There's no mistake!
Things like that...
"Tea"...
I see.
"Tea".
There are things like that, right?
Yes, yes.
There are things like that, right?
So, these related words...
And...
Synonyms!
Yes, synonyms.
That's right.
And...
Yes.
Synonyms...
Become "tea".
This is the point!
I see.
"Synonyms" are phrases that solve the mechanism of "tea".
There are people who can't keep up with "synonyms".
I see.
Itou-san, do you know what "synonyms" are?
Yes, well...
Words with the same sound?
Well, well, well...
Words with the same sound but different meanings.
That's right, that's right.
So, "tea" refers to thinking from "tea" first.
This is the most important part.
So, out of the ones we just gave you, there are some "synonyms", right?
Yes.
For example...
Yes.
This is when a machine starts working.
Ah, that's right!
That's right.
Right?
Then, both "tea" and "the machine starting working" start working.
I see!
Wow!
Amazing!
Well, I'm very grateful for the word "amazing", but I'm a little jealous of this guy's arrogance.
What is that "save me" kind of word?
Listen, everyone!
Mr. Mezuki, you feel good today, don't you?
It feels good!
In front of such cute girls like you...
Cute girls!
For example, "katekin" was mentioned earlier, but...
It means "send an Olympic athlete an ale" and "katekin" means "win" or "gold"
I see!
Gold!
This is good!
It's good!
You can do it!
I've prepared it!
What?
I've prepared it!
You've prepared it!
That's fast!
Here I go!
I'll pour some tea...
That's good!
...and send it to a celebrity!
That's a good idea!
That heart...
Teeth are life!
That's right!
Yay!
I'm happy!
That's good!
I've been thinking about it!
You've been thinking about it!
I've been thinking about the word "teeth" and thought it was amazing!
It's a synonym!
That's how it is!
Yay!
I thought you'd do it, Kikuchan!
I thought you'd do it!
It's our first meeting!
Also, it's a little weird, but...
"green tea" is "green" in English, right?
That's right!
If you divide "green" and "green tea" into two parts...
...both of them are used for golf!
That's right!
If you divide "green" and "green tea" into two parts...
...both of them are used for golf!
I see!
This is fun!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
It's one of the best snacks for drinking.
No, it's not!
If you try it at a golf course, you'll fail.
I won't do it at a golf course.
Since Yusuke-san is funny, my legs won't move.
You're an Asakusa native, right?
Yes, I am.
I see.
Let's do the idling now.
You can think freely.
Wow, I want to do it.
Yes, I'll do it.
Wow, you're fast!
You're fast!
Yes, Ento-san.
May I?
Yes.
I'll do it with the wind.
I'll do it with a stocking.
How do you feel about it?
Both of them are troublesome when I'm on the phone.
Wow!
You're good!
Yes, yes, yes!
Wow!
The entertainer's soul has been saved!
I'll do it with Fuji TV.
I'll do it with Haikatsu-ryo.
How do you feel about it?
Both of them must be in Diver.
Wow!
You're good!
Diver of Haikatsu-ryo.
I'm Neguchi!
You're not Neguchi!
You're Basuchi!
Basuchi!
I've decided!
You're fast!
You're fast, Sabai-san!
Yes!
I'll do it with a miniskirt and a woman announcer in front of me.
How do you feel about it?
The last minute is just right.
How do you feel about it?
First of all, you should think about TPO.
Are you okay with Saito-san?
I think you're talking about me.
You're talking about Saito-san, aren't you?
She's a challenging woman.
She's a woman, isn't she?
The last minute is just right.
She's aggressive, isn't she?
I don't think I'll be in that chair next week.
Right?
Let's not talk about it.
When I was having a meeting, I was told to give it back, but I don't think I have to do it.
Even with this much?
Let's move on to souvenirs!
Yes!
Idling 4th Generation and...
Idling 4th Generation!
Carbonate and dissolve.
How about their hearts?
Both of them are popping!
But we don't know much about Idling 4th Generation...
Do you know how much they are popping?
We don't know...
Okawa-san!
Okawa-san! Let's go!
Idling 17th Generation Miyake Hitomi-chan and...
Ame-chan and dissolve.
How about their hearts?
Both of them are licking and it's over!
Sometimes I want you guys to fail.
But you guys are pretty good at it.
Who wants to say it?
Yes.
That's good.
Itou-san, will you say it?
Yes. I'm also an idol group with four members.
I'm called Mongolian.
Mongolian?
That's a strong Mongolian.
Both of us have strong hair.
The four of you have strong hair.
Yes.
Is that so?
Strong, strong.
That's not possible at all.
Both of us have strong hair.
That's right.
If you move somewhere, you'll have strong hair.
Actually, Kiso-san is also good at it.
That's right.
She can explain it somehow.
Tomoka-san, will you say it?
Yes.
I'll say it with Masuno-san's story.
I'm both a baseball catcher and a pitcher.
That's good.
You're good.
That's good.
Tomoka-san and Masuno-san's responses were strangely fast.
That's good.
Also, I'm a fan of you.
Our warning has gone all out.
Who hasn't said it yet?
Yes.
Kaede-chan, will you say it?
Yes.
I saw it on TV...
Don't say it!
If you say it all of a sudden, it's only an egg.
I said something delicious.
Don't say it!
It's an application of this phrase.
I saw it on TV...
Say it!
I saw it on TV...
That feeling is fun!
That's good!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
If you say it with a score, it's 0 points.
That's good!
Why did you say it with such confidence?
Wasn't that good?
It wasn't good!
It's fun watching it on TV.
TV?
If you say it with a score, it's TV.
TV.
I've decided!
That's fast!
I'll say it with a score of TV...
I'll say it with a score of toilet.
That feeling is...
Both of them.
Sanitation is also important.
That's good!
Amazing!
I see!
And where do you work?
I see!
I can't think of it.
I see!
TV!
He's completely thinking about it!
I've decided!
Oh!
From now on...
I'll be a middle-aged man!
And your heart?
It'll get thinner and thinner.
Oh! That's good!
You're lucky!
Amazing!
You're really good!
Amazing!
Masumo-san can do anything!
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Wake me up!
I'll wake you up later!
I've never seen Masumo-kun bounce like this!
Right?
So, we haven't said it yet, have we?
There's a lot, right?
Let's go with Fonchi!
Okay!
Here I go!
With mochi on top...
I'll use a point card to melt it!
And your heart?
The more I have, the happier I am!
Yeah!
That's good!
Amazing!
Now!
Let's go with Su-chan!
Su-chan! Let's go with Maketsu-san!
Okay! Here I go!
With sakuranbo on top...
Sakuranbo!
With sakuranbo on top...
I'll use two points to melt it!
And your heart?
Can you say it one more time?
Can I say "and your heart?"
Yes!
Let's go!
And your heart?
Because I have two hearts!
No, no, no!
She's going to burn her hands!
How should I put it? She's cute and forgivable.
What should we do? Should we explain it one more time?
It seems like you didn't get it.
sakuranbo
It has two "mi"s so it's "kaketa".
"kaketa"?
Yes.
But it doesn't mean anything.
What does it mean?
It's a similar word so it's "futatsu" and "futatsu" are the same...
"futatsu" and "futatsu"? Why "futatsu"?
"futatsu" only has "futatsu" in it.
"sakuranbo" only has "futatsu" so it's "futatsu" and "futatsu" so it's "kaketa".
You're not going to lose!
Are you going to say "norita-kun"?
You're going to lose! Asakusa's punishment is waiting for you!
You're beautiful!
Yes.
You're going to go to "bakenkansen".
Our master is doing that.
Please don't do it.
Well then...
She's a minor.
Ah, I see.
Then, let's go with "kigutsu" since you mentioned it earlier.
Thank you!
Yes.
"kushami" and "kakemashite"
will be solved with a computer that doesn't have a power supply!
That's right! What about "kokoro"?
Both will cause "koshou"!
Wow!
Amazing!
"koshou" and "koshou" will...
Amazing!
You did it!
This is good.
This is definitely good.
This is good.
You did it!
All you have to do is choose a hat that's the size of your head!
That's it!
You made a mistake!
Right?
No, this is really good.
This is the best one so far.
The best one.
That's good.
If there's anything else...
Yes!
Endo-san!
Just now, I saw "suu-chan" and thought of something.
Oh, that's good.
Yes.
"suu-chan" and "kaere-chan" will be solved with "kakemashite".
Yes.
And...
"oshioki" will be solved with "tokimasu".
What about "kokoro"?
Both will cause "muchi" and "kowai"
Oh!
You're good!
What?!
You're really good!
As expected...
As expected, the oldest one is different.
No, no, thank you.
You're good.
muchi
You're good.
Huh?!
I don't know.
muchi
It's like you don't know the word "muchi".
Is it this one?
muchi
"muchi" and...
Do you know what the other "muchi" is saying?
I don't know.
That's...
That's what it's saying.
It's saying you don't know.
muchi
"muchi" and...
It's saying you don't know.
Ah...
Did you get it, Kaichan?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's okay, it's okay.
Is it okay?
It's good.
Thank you.
Kaichan, do you have anything?
Yes, I do.
Oh, then let's hear it.
Um...
"san" and "kakemashite"...
Huh?!
Ah, wait a minute!
"kakemashite"...
Ah, but I still don't know!
I know, I know!
It's a topic!
"san" and "kakemashite"...
It's "go"!
Ah, "go"!
"go"!
"kakemashite"...
Thank you.
It's good you came.
Thank you.
It's good you came.
Thank you.
It's good you came.
You're just a kakezai.
"kakezai" is a well-made story.
I like "kuku".
You like "kuku", do you?
Then, let's have Kaede-chan do it for us.
Kaede-chan, right?
Kaede-chan...
She's got a bit of data now.
13 years old.
13 years old, right?
She's gotten bigger!
Yes!
Not only Kaede-chan...
Yes.
I'll say it's not pork.
How about you?
It's not flying.
Are you happy, Pai-chan?
I don't know.
Is there anyone else?
Sakachick?
Yes!
I've done it!
Then, I'll bet my life on it!
I'll play with Ponchi!
What's your heart like?
Both of them...
If I get mad, it's no big deal!
If you get mad, it's no big deal!
That's great!
Sui-chan, is there more?
There's more!
Then, I'll do it!
There's one with Fruitsmetagawa...
Fruitsmetagawa!
There's one more...
Which one do you like?
I'll do it with my hat!
If you don't do it, you won't know!
Then, I'll do it with my hat!
You'll do it with your hat?
Yes!
I'll bet my life on it...
I'll do it with my hat!
That heart is...
Ah!
Excuse me!
Sui-chan, you have a tempo!
No, no! Shut up! Shut up!
I'll listen to anything you say!
Yes!
I'll do it with my hat!
That heart is...
I'll do it with my hat!
Umm...
Heart!
You're making progress!
That's right!
But...
It's close!
It's better not to do it with your hat, right?
That's right!
So, umm...
Think of something!
Or do it with a threat!
Or do it with a hat and do it with a threat!
Both of them do it with a hat!
Oh!
Ah!
Did you understand?
Yes!
If you don't do it today, you won't know!
You won't know!
You won't know until you do it!
That was close!
Lendo-san, will you do it?
Yes!
Then, I'll do it!
I'll bet my life on it...
I'll do it with my top butter!
That heart is...
I'll decorate both of them with my head!
Oh!
You're good!
You're beautiful!
You're going to bet on it, right?
You're doing well!
That's nice!
You're doing well!
It's all or nothing from here!
Then, there will be an announcement soon...
Ah! Ah!
...so, Neko-san, please announce it!
Ah! Ah!
I'm sorry, it's a little chaotic...
Announcement?
Announcement!
Isn't it?
Announcement...
If you don't do it well, you won't be able to do our important announcement...
I'm back!
I'd like to make an announcement.
This country in Southeast Asia is wonderful.
What's in your heart?
I want to say it.
It's an honor.
Yes.
There are things like this that are painful.
Yes.
Let's go this way first.
Yes, yes.
Yes, this time, with the motif of the 80s fashion,
a good cohort is spread out.
Please take a look here.
Yes.
I wonder if it's such a double roll.
Books!
That's right.
Actually, we put out a book.
Yes.
The title is "Wonder and Win".
Yes.
The wonder and its heart that you thought of are hidden here.
By thinking about it, let's win.
It is a book like this.
Yes.
It is on sale for three years in a row.
Yes, it is on sale for three years in a row.
So, today's guest is Mr. Yamada.
Thank you!
You've improved a lot today.
You've changed a lot.
That's right.
Did you understand, Kaede-chan?
Yes, I was able to do it earlier.
Huh?
I was able to do it earlier.
What? Kakezan?
Kakezan!
You were able to do Kakezan!
Kaede-chan's Kakezan is amazing!
That's right!
Kaede-chan's Kakezan is amazing!
Did you learn Nananodan?
I did!
Show us Nananodan.
Do you like it?
Nana and Kake...
No, no, no!
Nananodan! Nananodan!
Nananodan!
Just say Kuku's Nananodan.
I don't like Kuku's Nananodan.
You don't like it?
You don't like it, right?
You can't say it, but you don't like it, right?
You don't want to say it, right?
That's right.
Next time you feel like it, you can say it.
Yes, that's fine.
If you still have it, keep it.
Keep it?
Yes.
I'm still thinking about it, but I don't know how to say it.
People like that have a lot of tips.
Is that so?
It's hard to say it.
I see.
People like that are like that.
If you remember it, you'll say it.
I've decided!
Endo-san!
Yes.
Well...
I'll press this switch...
And I'll eat the food that the owner has prepared.
How do you feel about it?
Both of them. If I push it, it'll be a problem.
If you push it, it'll be a problem.
Yes, Ouma-san!
I've decided!
I'll put some tomato juice on it...
And I'll eat the soba with various kinds of ingredients.
How do you feel about it?
Both of them will taste sour, right?
The sour taste of the three-color soba.
Ah, I see!
My partner is like that, too.
After pushing the switch...
She explains it as if she doesn't have any reaction.
I know it!
She talks a lot as if she doesn't have any reaction.
That's good! You're doing it!
You're doing it!
Yes, Tonoko-san!
Well...
Whether it's kamaboko...
Strategy...
Or talk...
Both of those hearts are kneaded.
That's good!
Yes!
Sakai-san!
Yes!
Whether it's a short-distance race...
I'll drink beer and talk.
How do you feel about it?
I like both of them to go at once!
The way you say it changes a lot...
But...
Is it different?
The old men are in trouble now!
It's close!
Because it's the same meaning...
Whether it's a short-distance race...
Or...
Whether it's talk or talk...
Both of them will dash.
Wow!
Ito-san is twisting his neck behind you!
Ito-san, you can stay like that!
Thank you!
This is fun!
You've been doing it for about two hours, haven't you?
You can do it at all!
Thank you!
Okita-san!
Yes!
Whether it's a bike or...
Okay, I'll solve it. I'll solve it with "a" word!
Oh, what's your answer?
Both of them are "anki".
"Anki"? Bike?
"Anki" which means "safety", and...
"Anki" which means "bike"...
That's a pretty high degree of difficulty!
"Anki" is difficult!
It's difficult!
But you can say "anki", right?
It's possible.
Oh, you can say it and it's possible?
Yes, that's right.
Okay, I've decided!
The one Ami-chan just received is...
"kikuchiami" and "kakemashite"...
I'll solve it with "inuzori".
"Inuzori"?
What's your answer?
Both of them are "husky".
Husky! Husky!
Yes, "seaboy" and "siberian husky".
I've decided!
Um... "kikuchiami" and "kakemashite"...
Um... I'll solve it with "amenohi no yakkyujou".
Oh, what's your answer?
Both of them are "gara gara".
Oh, that's good! Both of them are "gara gara"!
Wait a minute! Um...
These... um... you two...
You're doing a show called "nazu kakeru night", but you don't go out?
That's good! That's pretty good!
That's good! That's good!
No, for three hours, you don't even get one question from the audience and say "nazu kakeru".
But if you say it that fast...
No, it's because you haven't gone out in a while.
That's right.
Oh, can I say it? I've decided!
Yes!
Um... "idling" and "kakemashite"...
Um... "keibajou" and "toku"...
Yes, what's your answer?
Both of them are "ooi", right?
"ooi" "keibajou" and "ippai" "ooi"
You're good! As expected!
Wow!
No, Masumo-san...
You're here! You're here!
I'm "masuchi".
Masumo-san, um... can you do a show called "nazu kakeru night"?
Is it easy for you to go out here?
I can go out normally.
If you call "masugi" entertainers...
Okay, everyone, you've learned something, right?
Yes!
Okay, Kaede-chan, you too...
Yes!
Next time... Oh, then next time, okay?
Next time...
When W.Go.-san comes back...
Yes!
Let's perform "nanana no dan", okay?
Yes, that's good!
Okay, then...
W.Go.-san, thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Okay, then...
This has been "nanana no dan", thank you!