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Du du du du du du du du...
Landing in the blue sky,
Hotogisu, I love you.
Sparkling, dazzling, time of memories.
Landing in the blue sky,
Hotogisu, I love you.
Sparkling, dazzling, time of memories.
Let's fall in love with smiles.
Let me do, our hearts will dance.
Du du du du du du...
Yeah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ya-pa-ya...
Idling!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
Welcome to Idling! Game Show. I'm your host, Masu.
I'm your host, Misaki.
Welcome!
This show is brought to you by Idling! girls, who are currently developing as idols!
And Idling! Diary airs every Wednesday from April and ends at 2:35 p.m.
Now, let's welcome Idling! girls!
Welcome!
Now, let me introduce today's guests.
Let's have some fun!
Pa-pa-pa-ya!
Without confusion, it becomes a lie.
But I'm more excited than that!
From the first time I met you
I knew I was changing
Idling! Eighth Live!
This feeling is...
That's it! That's it! I love you!
Ticket is now on sale!
What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Idling!
By the way, you forgot to practice this part, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Are you ready?
Yes, I made it in time.
Okay, let's get started.
Idling is currently facing various problems.
The members of idling will discuss them thoroughly and come up with solutions for them.
This song will make idling better in the future.
We did it before, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
Asahi-san, Asahi problem.
We did it.
We talked about roadside problems, roadside problems and serious environmental problems.
The problems idling is facing today are problems that idling staffs are facing all the time.
We would like to solve them right now.
So, let's get started.
Okay, let's get started.
The first topic is...
Emergency discussion! How can you get married if you're stupid?
On April 1st, April Fool's, we had a live show.
At the end of the show, we announced that we were stupid and lied about getting married.
At the time, the response was bigger than we thought.
Not only idols, but the audience as well.
People started asking if it was true.
If you can't get married, we'll solve it for you.
That's why we're discussing this emergency topic today.
Can I say something?
Thank you for everything you do for us.
We're doing this for you.
We want you to be happy.
It's a big deal that you can't get married even if you want to.
It's a big deal!
How old are you now?
I'm 34 years old.
It's about time.
I think you have something planned.
It's not at this stage.
It's not?
I'm shocked.
We have to do something about it.
Today, we're discussing how a 34-year-old single man who can't get married can get married.
He still has a dream and hope for marriage.
Hey!
He still has a dream and hope for marriage.
Let's get advice from idols in their teens and 20s.
No one said it because Masuda said it.
Let's get started.
Please give us your opinions.
First of all,
Fonchi, what do you think?
I change my name.
I change my mushroom hair.
I change my clothes.
That's weird.
She has a problem with her job.
Basically, I'm a perfectionist.
You're completely denying it.
It's not like that.
I thought of it for Masuda.
I think it's easier for people who meet you for the first time to remember your name.
Is it hard for you to remember my name?
"Mas" is fine, but "hide" is hard for me to remember.
Even "taro" is hard for me to remember.
"Mas"'s "taro"?
I think it's easier for you to remember my name.
It's not your personal name.
"Mas"'s "taro".
When you say "Mas"'s "taro", it makes me feel heavy.
You've always had mushroom hair since the beginning of the show.
I think you should change your hairstyle.
Twist?
What's "twist"?
It's like "shun".
Your hair is like "tsun-tsun".
Oh, it's "tsun-tsun".
I think you should change your image.
Your hair color should be brown.
If it's black, it's dull.
That's right.
So I think you should change it to brown.
That's right.
You should change your bangs, too.
You should change your hair color, too.
You should smile, too.
What about your clothes?
You know what I mean.
I'm wearing plain clothes.
You're wearing plain clothes.
I'm wearing a T-shirt and a jeans.
Your coat is like a greenpeace.
You're wearing plain clothes.
I was on my way to the studio and I didn't notice you.
You were thin.
You can wear anything like a hat.
You're wearing a mixed-colored outfit?
You should change your clothes, too.
You should talk to girls actively.
Surprisingly, girls can't do that.
I see.
I think it's impossible for girls to talk actively.
Even girls who are different ages from you can't talk actively.
Even Desames can't talk actively.
That's right.
Don't you talk actively to girls usually?
Usually?
Except for here.
Except for here...
Maybe I don't talk actively.
I talk to girls as much as I can.
- Masuno-san, are you interested in girls? - Of course I am!
There's a lot of it! There's a lot of it!
- It's funny to say it like that. - There's a lot of it. - Well, there's a moderate amount of it.
- There's a moderate amount of it. - There is, but...
I think there's a problem with Masuno-san's appearance.
It's not a fashion that makes you think you're cute.
It's a fashion that makes you think you're a little older.
- It's too cute. - That's right.
- You said your T-shirt was short-sleeved. - It's short-sleeved.
- You said your T-shirt is short-sleeved.
- Doesn't it change color from time to time? - Ah!
- It's down. - It's down. - It's a little brighter.
That's why I thought it would be better to wear a brighter color.
- That's not a match for your age. - It's not a match for your age. - What school do you go to?
- I'm 34 years old. - You're 34 years old.
I'm 34 years old, but when I go back to my hometown, my friends have second bags.
Is it okay for you as a talent?
If I'm wearing such a nice suit, I think I'll wear it as it is.
- Suit and suit? - Suit and suit?
- It's really cool. - It's really cool.
- And what is it? - Leather jacket?
- Leather jacket and chain.
Chain? How old do you think you are?
I thought something like that might be good.
- Miyake-san. - Yes.
- Miyake-san is the one who understands me the best. - I...
- Well, to Umeko... - I know everything about you.
- Please say it. Say "bashii"! - I'm Umeko's relative, but...
I quit dick.
- This is Masuno-san's. - I see.
It's kind of weird for a man to have a lot of luggage, isn't it?
Is it okay for a man to have his wallet and cell phone in his pocket?
- What do you always have in your backpack? - Huh?
- It's a man's seven tools. - What?
- What do you mean by "seven tools"? - What?
- What do you mean by "seven tools"? - I said it because it came to me.
Well, you know, a laptop and a laptop, right?
- Well, you know, I sometimes write stories. - I see.
- I have a lot of work tools in my wallet. - But you know, when you go on a date with a girl...
I heard you bring your backpack with you.
- Everyone says they don't like their backpacks. - I don't like it.
When I go on a date with a girl, I always bring my backpack with me.
- What are you talking about? - You bring it with you to work, don't you?
- Do you usually bring it with you? - Well, if I say it...
- I end up working more than I do at work. - I see.
- I don't put that much effort into it. - I see.
- But you might meet someone on the way. - That's right!
- Don't you think about it? - You might meet someone on the way.
- You might meet someone on the way.
They go like "Sure!".
And I don't want an usual picnic bag.
- You're talking about a picnic bag. - We're not talking about a picnic bag.
We don't want a picnic bag but we want a colorful backpack.
A colorful backpack is fine...
...just with a little change will be enough.
- What's yourinski for when you're excited? - Interesting!
- You're not excited when you're going to an idol concert, right? - I'm excited.
- How do you work when you're excited? - I do whatever's allowed me to do.
Everything is cutting edge.
Are the shoes sharp?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's twice as sharp as I thought.
It's sharp. It's mesh.
Isn't the fight suit a backpack?
The fight suit is not a backpack.
I'm curious.
The fight suit?
The fight suit is a table. I have all my luggage in my hands.
That's true.
The fight suit.
Then, Ms. Kikuchi.
Yes.
I think everything is rough.
Because it's rough.
I see. That's right.
Say specific things.
Specific. Do you wear accessories?
Accessories?
For example, I drew a picture here.
The ears have big earrings.
The earrings that Ponchi always wears.
And the ring.
The ring?
Yes, the ring and so on.
You don't use it.
That's right.
What is it?
I don't have an image of it.
This is an accessory.
What do you wear it with?
When I'm with an MC like this, I wear it tightly.
When I go out, I wear it like "Yeah!"
Yeah!
How about a watch?
A watch?
No one wears a watch.
A necklace?
I don't wear a watch now, but I usually do.
A necklace, a necklace.
Yes, a necklace.
A necklace.
Let's show your chest, Ms. Masuno.
My chest?
Ms. Masuno has a tight chest.
Can you show me your chest?
Let's go bolder.
Sexier?
Yes, sexier.
Wilder.
I don't think that style is good for you.
I think it's good.
There's one more thing.
Making your cell phone pink.
Why?
I think girls like men who look cool in pink.
Hayashi Yamei.
It's not like that.
It's like adding a little bit of a point.
Yes.
So, when we talked about it, she said, "Oh, you're wearing pink."
"Yeah," and said, "I like pink," and I said, "Where did you get it?"
And it became an interesting conversation.
Ruki's high school looks good.
Oh, no!
It's not like that.
If you're a teenager or a teenager, pink looks good on you.
Is it okay?
If you wear pink, you'll look fashionable.
You'll look fashionable.
I see.
Shall we put it in?
Shall we wear it?
Yes.
What's good about pink?
Pink neckties!
Neckties!
It's a point.
Not bright pink, but a light pink.
A light pink.
A casual pink will be good.
A casual pink.
Next up is Sakai.
Okay.
I'm saying how Masuno looks like.
Yes, yes, yes.
What kind of woman suits Masuno looks like is interesting.
Matsuno-san likes girls with ears like plums.
Why?
Matsuno-san.
Why?
You say you're shy, right?
So in those cases, I think Matsuno-san will feel comfortable if she keeps quiet like an ear and keeps talking to herself.
Or if you want your own world, you'd definitely want a different world with plums.
That's right.
You'd value each other's world.
That's a lesson in your heart.
Right?
You can't do that!
I thought it'd work for girls like that.
How about girls who can talk?
Girls who can talk.
I think it's fine.
It's not like I can't talk at all.
If we interact, we can talk.
If you're shy and it's your first time meeting someone, it can be difficult.
I'm a little curious.
What kind of conversation do you have with girls?
Do you talk about politics or something like that?
Do you talk about romance?
Do you have a "lead" or something like that?
What is "lead"?
Do you watch it a lot?
For example, you go to a cafe or a restaurant and you go on a date.
Are you the partner?
What kind of "lead" do you have with girls?
What kind of people do you have with girls?
Do you talk about romance?
Do you talk about politics or something like that?
I don't say things that hurt people.
What kind of "lead" do you have with girls?
Excuse me!
Cheese curry burger dish.
Do you want something else?
How about a teriyaki burger?
I don't have a teriyaki burger.
I'm a surprised donkey.
I didn't say anything like that.
How about a cheese curry burger dish?
I want to eat different things.
How about spaghetti?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I fell in love with someone else.
What do you mean?
I thought it would be better for me to say it here than to hide it.
I want you to break up with me.
I'm sorry for being so stubborn.
But I can't do anything about my feelings.
But it's been fun so far.
If you don't mind, I want to be friends with you from now on.
No! I don't want to break up!
No, I really like you now.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Thank you!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I don't know why you're touching me like that!
You're touching me!
I don't know what you're going to eat for dinner after this.
Let's eat!
Thank you for the food!
I see.
You always say goodbye like this.
Goodbye?
I've seen it!
From Tokyo!
Goodbye?
At a restaurant like Bikkuri Donki...
I see.
You said you'd eat hamburgers.
I said I'd eat hamburgers.
I see.
You know what I mean now, right?
I know what you mean now.
But you never look at me, right?
I know what you mean.
You're saying it!
Next, Ito-san.
For Masuno-san...
A serious and shy type...
I think Tonoka-san's type will suit you.
Tonoka-san's type?
Yes.
A serious type?
For Masuno-san...
My image of her is...
She has a big smile and doesn't look like she's worried about anything.
So I'd like Tonoka-san to train me.
You want me to train you?
Yes.
How about a serious type of woman?
No, I think a serious type of woman is good.
Why don't you and Tonoka-san give it a try?
I'd like to see Tonoka-san's too.
But Masu-san, in the beginning of the show, when we were choosing members, you were the one choosing, right?
In the beginning of the show, before we met everyone and showed our photos, you were the first one to say it, right?
Why are you saying "in the beginning" now?
I don't think you're mistaken.
How about you, Masu-san?
If you were to have Masu-san say it...
Ah, how would it be?
You don't have much time.
It seems like you both don't speak much.
Ah, I see.
Do it, do it.
You want to see it, right?
Then, let's do it, okay?
Yes.
Ready, start!
Um, takowasa and...
Um, corn and...
What will you do?
Cartilage karaage.
Yes.
And, um, two oolong tea.
Yes.
We've been dating for three years now.
Yes, you're right.
I...
Today...
I have something to say.
What is it? Say it.
I want you to meet my parents.
Really?
Okay.
Then, make sure you do it this Sunday.
Okay.
I'm glad.
Excuse me! I'll have some more hokke.
Okay, cut!
Wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
I was so surprised! Why do I have to play a man?
You followed me a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Well, you gave me a mini-content, so...
So you always meet your parents like this...
Yes, that's right.
Around white hair...
Yes, like that.
You're a character changer.
I'm a character changer.
What? Are you trying to use my content as a reference?
Then you'd better not!
Well, you can go now.
Yes!
My body reacts to this kind of set.
Well, Yazawa-san!
Yes!
Oh, yes, Yazawa-san!
Can I say something?
Yes!
Everyone is talking about Masuno-san's appearance and contents, right?
But it's Masuno-san himself who is bad!
What?
Because...
If Masuno-san doesn't change, we can't get married or anything like that.
So I'll say it honestly.
Masuno-san doesn't know what you're thinking about!
Right?
Right now, we're in a set like this.
I thought you'd play a male role, but you suddenly played a female role and got really excited.
What are you talking about?
Masuno-san...
To be honest, are you seriously thinking about it?
But you're already 34, right?
We...
Masuno-san...
You're getting angry at a very young age.
We've known you since you were 31.
That's right.
Since you became an adult.
And we didn't know anything about you online or anything like that.
Four years have passed...
And you still don't know anything about me.
What's going on?
I don't know anything about you!
What do you know about me?!
I mean, I sometimes ask you where you went to high school.
But you don't know!
What's going on?
That's right.
I ask you where you went to high school...
But I've never asked you what happened after that.
I didn't say anything after that.
What?!
What are you saying?
"There was a girl like this." "She became like this."
Do you usually say that?
Then can you say one thing?
Like an episode?
Just recently...
But you didn't say it yesterday, right?
Even yesterday.
Yesterday? I didn't say it.
But I haven't said it recently.
Do you properly reply to each other's messages?
If you ask me...
From you?
First of all, if you don't ask me...
Do you say "it's a stupid rhythm" when you're in high school?
No, I don't say it in particular.
If you tell me, I'll say "well, that's how it is".
Do you really think about getting married?
Wait a minute. It's weird from the beginning.
I'll tell you all, "well, I can't get married".
"Okay, we'll do this project". "You're just doing it on your own".
You're doing it for Masuda-san's sake.
Well, if we can get married, we'll do it if we have the time.
It's not like we don't have a marriage yet.
Let's hear Tsuyu-chan's opinion.
Okay, my opinion is...
There are two options.
If you really think about getting married,
you should take a break from work for 15 days and look for someone to marry you.
Ah, I see.
Do you take a break from work for 15 days?
Yes.
If you really think about it, you have work every day.
I don't think you can afford to fall in love.
So you should take a break for 15 days and look for someone to marry you.
At the time, I didn't know what to say to Masaki.
"I'm broke".
"I'm broke, so please take a break for 15 days".
Specifically, what should you do if you have a break for 15 days?
Go to the park and...
There's a girl with a handkerchief, right?
She's been waiting for a girl to drop her handkerchief.
I often walk my dog.
You know, there's blood.
Fungus?
When I'm away from my dog, I hold it tight and hold it like this.
She's been waiting for her dog to leave her hand.
She's an advocate.
"Beauty and the Beast"'s guest star is gravure idol Orihara Nika-san.
Please watch it.
She really wants to get married, but it's a pity.
However, what's worse is that I'm also an advocate!
Because we're in the same position!
No, it's not like that. I'm already married.
Now, let's move on to Masuno-san.
Shall we start with Nagano-san?
Nagano-san.
I was thinking about what kind of person would suit me.
For Masuno-san, I think a mature person would suit you.
I see.
When I'm with people like me, I'm so annoying and I make you look like you're annoying.
I've never been like that.
That's not true.
That's why I was thinking about what kind of person would suit me.
I like mature people.
I like mature people too.
If we don't talk about it, it'll be hard for us.
Masuno-san, you look like you'd like to play games.
When you're with girls.
Let me be alone.
Why don't you play with girls?
That's fine.
Sounds fun.
What do you think about loud girls?
I don't like loud voices.
Why?
I don't like loud voices.
So you don't like loud ears?
Why do you say that?
Next, Kaede.
First of all, we have to act.
That's right.
First of all, we go on a journey in search of a girlfriend.
Then we study abroad in New York.
Study abroad?
We have to study abroad?
But when we come back, we can't find her.
It doesn't make sense if you can't find her.
That's why we come back.
But it's better to go back to Kyoto, not Tokyo.
Go back to Kyoto?
Yes, it's better to go back.
Why is that?
There are more people like you in Kyoto.
So you can be Masuno-san for once.
No, I can't do either of them.
What do you mean?
What is Kyoto like?
Are there a lot of relaxed people?
Are there a lot of relaxed people in Kyoto?
That's right. It's like that overseas too.
Are you from Kyoto?
The people from Kyoto are relaxed, so I thought it would suit you.
The relaxed people suit you.
That's why I went back to Kyoto.
You don't need New York.
I need it, but in New York...
After losing your experience in New York...
You get a little tired.
I get tired and go back to Kyoto.
But when you go to New York, you shouldn't do anything.
You don't do anything?
You're looking for someone?
Yes, I'm looking for someone.
Looking for someone? Who are you looking for?
There's one more thing.
You should say "nana korobi yaoki" instead of "nana korobi yaoki".
Why?
First of all, Masumo-san does "nana korobi".
First of all, I do "nana korobi".
Then I do "hachiyaoki".
"Nana korobi yaoki" probably means you fall and get up again, right?
You fall seven times first.
You have to get up again to fall again.
No, you fall seven times.
You roll around.
And you get up eight times.
Eight times?
Eight times you get up.
You get up for the first time and how do you get up for the next time?
You're already up.
No, you fall again, right?
You fall again, right?
Then it's "hachi korobi ya" again, right?
Yes.
You fall more, right?
Yes.
And if you say it out loud...
You say it out loud, right?
Your luck goes up.
Your luck goes up?
Yes, your luck goes up.
Then you do "hachi korobi ya" and she does...
When does it happen?
When you say it to something like "nana korobi yaoki"
Or you say it to an obi.
An obi, right?
Yes.
An obi, right?
When you're hungry you say "nana korobi yaoki".
That's good!
I think that's good.
You can go out with that.
Or when you don't know anything you say "nana korobi yaoki"
Kaede-chan, what do you think of men who say "gomi ni nana korobi yaoki"?
I can't.
You can't?
We've heard a lot of opinions.
Have you tried harder to get married?
Try harder?
Like, "I want to get married!"
No, what I really thought was...
Well, I don't think these kinds of girls are for you.
So you're saying it's not for you?
That's right. I really like people who understand my inner beauty.
It's a very superficial part of me.
My very dandy part. I haven't overlooked it at all.
I'd like to see it.
On the inside, I have a lot of beard.
By the way, how old do you plan to get married?
Huh?
How old do you plan to get married?
No, I don't have any particular timing or age.
But really, there's something going on.
Stop making us walls.
You guys do stuff like this, so we make walls.
You guys talk about stuff like this, and stuff like this right here and stuff like this.
You guys do unnecessary stuff like "this is reverse- shogo", right?
Next time, I'm a man even if I say it.
No, I'm a man even if I say it, so it's fine.
You know, there are quite a lot of senior and independent people out there.
I think you should start thinking about this properly, Morimoto-san.
I think women should start thinking about this seriously.
Morimoto-san, you seem popular.
I don't want to do anything, but I'm popular.
The popular period is over.
It's real.
The popular period ended twice.
So, what should you do, Morimoto-san?
Can you do it with me?
Ah, sure!
How can we get married?
You guys think about it seriously.
Next time, please.
That's it for "What should you do?"
This has been idling! Goodbye!