AISubs v3.5
Oh, Ms. Tonoka!
Yes!
You know what?
Today is March 16th!
Oh my god!
So, "idling" will end this week!
Oh my god! That's terrible!
Because from this April, there will be 4th graders!
Oh, they are all young!
You also graduated from high school, didn't you?
That's right! You also became a social person for 2 years!
You are already 22 years old!
What should we do?
Oh my god!
You also became a social person for 2 years!
What should we do?
Oh my god!
What should we do?
Oh my god!
So...
Please enjoy "idling" this week!
This year and next year!
Kiss me, which one will you choose?
Kiss me, think hard about it!
Kiss me, more and more and more!
Kiss me, you'll get excited!
Your seat will be full and you'll leave soon
I wonder if it's your first time
No matter how much you charge up
It's not like you're playing
Changing your muscle mass is no big deal
New colors, Leonardo DiCaprio
If you want it, there's no comparison
No matter how great, how fun it is
You bought it but you don't want it?
Exciting!
You arrive and sometimes you're excited
This is all you've got
Mike, pink, a contract
I know you know, kiss you have ecstasy
Let me hear your voice
I love you love, kiss you have ecstasy
If you kiss me, we'll be connected
I love you, I can't eat up
Ah, it's getting hotter and hotter
Let me hear your voice.
I know you love, kiss you, hey ecstasy.
Let me hear your voice.
I love you love, kiss you, hey ecstasy.
If we kiss, we'll connect to the red thread of the world.
I know you love, kiss you, hey ecstasy.
Let me hear your voice.
I love you love, kiss you, hey ecstasy.
I can't stand you.
I want you so much.
Kiss me, which one will you choose?
Kiss me, think about it.
Kiss me, oh green, green.
I love you love, kiss you, hey ecstasy.
IDOLiNG!
Now, it's decided.
IDOLiNG MC's Explosion Marster. thank you.
Nice to meet you.
IDOLiNG MC is a program which invites girls who are growing up as popular people to become one of us.
IDOLiNG MC is broadcast every week at midnight.
Thank you for watching.
Yeah!
Let's get started.
Yeah!
Let's get started.
Now, we are at Atsumugi PAI Special Stadium in Saitama Super Arena.
As you can see, the walls are covered with PAI.
You can get dirty with PAI.
So, please wear ugly clothes.
Asahi-san, come here.
You are a model, right?
What is it?
It's a trend now.
It's not a trend.
It's a trend now.
It's an old man T-shirt.
It's terrible.
But, if Asahi-san wears it, it will be a trend, right?
It will be a trend.
Asahi-san is charismatic now.
Please let me wear it, too.
It's terrible.
What is it?
It's my personal clothes I wore today.
Yesterday, when I raised my hand, it was torn.
So, you don't care about it now?
Yes, I don't wear clothes I can't wear because of PAI.
What will you do?
Mapper?
Mapper!
Mapper! Mapper!
Mapper is no good. Please wear a coat.
Are you a pervert?
It's scary.
I'll do my best.
Kobayashi Satomi-san.
I'll do my best.
It's cute.
You're Kobayashi Satomi-san, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I thought you were Haiji.
Did you think I was Haiji?
I thought you were Haiji.
It's fashionable.
I see.
Now, I'd like to get started.
As you can see over there,
those girls have taken revenge.
Revenge?
Who are they?
Let me introduce them.
Leave Friday Night to us!
It's these girls!
Thank you!
We also invited Yutarikan-san, who is in charge of campus night club activities.
I'm Yutarikan, a member of the idol club family.
Stop it. Let's add one more job.
I'm happy.
You two are here again.
There's no other show besides campus night club activities.
Please do your best.
I'll do my best.
Since you lost last time,
we're here again for campus night club activities.
We're here for revenge.
Everyone, you're all fired up today, aren't you?!
Why are you two here?
Isn't it good?
We don't know why we're here.
You're the strongest.
She said you're the strongest.
She said you're the hardest to handle.
I miss you so much.
Please.
She's angry from the beginning.
She's fired up.
She's fired up, isn't she?
Tell me why you're here.
What is it?
Why are you here?!
You're the strongest!
But you're girls, so be gentle.
Why are you so fired up?!
I've never seen you so fired up before!
You can't do that!
You can't lose like that!
Come on!
Come here!
Go!
You can't lose like that!
Go!
You can't lose like that!
Wait!
She got it.
Now, it's time for the rematch between IDLE and CAMPUS NIGHTS 2.
The rules of this rematch are the same as last time.
It's an 8-on-8 team match.
The one who can beat more members wins.
You can beat all of them by yourself.
By the way, this is the order of both teams.
This is Koshina.
Yes.
And the last one is...
Nakanoji.
Yes.
She was pretty strong, wasn't she?
Yes, she was.
And this is Okama, who lost last time.
Yes.
She's wearing a uniform.
Yes.
She's pretty strong.
Yes!
You want to win, don't you?
Yes!
Good luck, both of you!
Yes!
Now, let's start the first match with CAMPUS NIGHTS!
CAMPUS NIGHTS 2
NANI KENYA
This is a revenge match between PAI and NANI KENYA.
This time, PAI will do it in PAI's PAI style.
What does PAI's PAI style mean?
It's the same amount of PAI as before, but it doesn't get excited.
It's like PAI's PAI style, but it doesn't get excited.
It's twice the amount of PAI.
Now, let's start the first round.
In the first round, from idol groups to fans, from Canvas Nighters, it's KIA and YUMIKA!
This is a box battle, right?
Yes.
It's a draw.
I often go and look at the managers.
It depends.
It depends on which one will win.
Who's older?
Yes.
Oh, you're older?
Yes.
Did you get older before we started?
No, I didn't!
You were good at getting older. How about age?
Age is higher for me.
Ah, I see. I'm like Ito Asako of "Ijiri Zoya".
You're five years older.
Ah, I see.
How are you feeling, Tonga-san?
Well, I'm looking at the managers, so I can't lose.
I'll do my best!
How about you, Kyo-san?
Last time, I got nervous for the first time.
I see!
This time, I'll be calm and go all out.
All out!
That's right!
I'll do my best!
I understand. Good luck!
Yes!
Let's go!
Idol vs. Canvas Nighters revenge match, first round!
Ready, start!
Rock, paper, scissors, boy!
She won in one shot!
What's up with you!?
Jia!
In one shot!
Sorry, my calculation...
Huh?
My calculation...
What happened?
It's similar to Okinawa's fried sweets, sardines.
It's a collaboration with a sea bream.
It's cream sardines.
It's time to eat.
It's delicious.
I'm embarrassed.
It's delicious.
Everyone, do your best.
It's delicious.
The winner is...
Next, from Campus Nighters...
Takeguchi Yurina.
How is it?
It's a match between two students.
Yes.
It's a match between two students.
Yes, it is.
It's hard to live without getting a bruise.
That's right.
I made a mistake somewhere.
Please tell me about it.
I will definitely win this time.
You will definitely win this time.
You lost in the first match.
I will win in return for the loss I didn't make in the first match.
I see.
You are smart.
Even if I am stupid, I can win.
You admitted that you are stupid.
On behalf of the idol group...
You will be able to study in the idol group for a while.
You will only go to high school.
All of you will become stupid.
That's right.
Please do your best.
Let's start.
Let's start the second round.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You love me, don't you?
Look over there!
You're a ghost.
I lost in studying and in everything.
I can't win in life, after all.
Anyway, she won the first place!
Now they're a team of one.
From an idol to a horse boarder, Kaede!
She's young!
Her face is twitching.
How old are you, Kaede?
I'm thirteen years old.
Thirteen years old?
You've recently turned thirteen, haven't you?
That's right.
Are you eleventh?
You're eleventh, aren't you?
Eleventh, huh?
Now, Kaede!
What's wrong? Are you depressed?
No, it's just...
If you say "pon" like that, I'll get angry.
"Pon" like that?
That's amazing, isn't it?
Eleventh, huh?
Kaede and Shigeko Nagashima, aren't they?
The nuance, huh?
We don't know, do we?
It's strange.
Takifu!
What do you think of Kaede?
As expected, I can't lose to a middle school student.
I'll do my best like an adult.
She's a high school student and a middle school student.
Do your best.
Let's go!
Taki...
Takiguchi versus Hashimoto.
Face that way and say "pon".
Begin!
Begin! Rock-paper-scissors! Face that way and say "pon"!
Begin! Rock-paper-scissors! You love me, don't you? You love me, don't you? Face that way and say "pon"!
This is pretty high-tech!
High-tech! High-tech!
I can't do it!
I can't do anything!
This is pretty high-tech!
This is high points!
It's high points, but it's 50 points.
It's high points!
It's high points, but it doesn't matter.
I don't think you'll get any points.
It's amazing that you made so many friends.
Yeah, we made a lot of friends.
I'll always remember you.
We finally became friends.
Thank goodness we have more presents now.
Thank goodness we're close now.
We're close now.
See you tomorrow, Kaede-chan!
No! No!
Takaami-san! Takaami-san!
You're a junior in the agency, right?
Yes, I'm 23 years old.
Please help me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Just now, in front of you, a foreigner kicked your crotch.
Don't mention my crotch!
It didn't hurt, did it?
So, Takiguchi-san won again.
Takiguchi-san won!
You can't lose to an idol!
So, how do you feel, Takiguchi-san?
I have friends from Tokyo University, so I'm fine.
Takiguchi-san, what do you think of this idiot?
I like your husky voice, but...
You're the worst!
You're not drinking!
I'm going to win!
Yes!
Good luck!
Let's go!
Takiguchi-san versus Kikuchi-san.
Look Over There, Pie!
Begin!
First hug, then rock, then pie!
Takiguchi-san won!
I won for real!
What's wrong with you?
The actor has been defeated!
This is the worst!
The worst, huh?
The worst is this one!
Look at the other one!
This is the most boring way of playing!
With only your hand!
What's wrong with you?
This is the worst! And you can't do anything with it!
Shut up!
We beg you!
With only your hand, you can't do anything!
Let's make it more interesting!
This is even more boring!
This is the worst!
It's getting in between my eyes!
It's getting dirty!
It's getting in between my eyes!
It's dirty!
The camera is stopped right now!
Turn it around!
It doesn't have a red light!
Turn it around, please!
So, the winner of this game is...
Kikuchi-san!
Before that, from Campus Nighters...
Sugi Ariso-san!
Osugi!
Osugi-san!
I'm here!
How are you doing?
I'm in the same agency as Kikuchi Ami-chan.
And also Okawa Ai-chan!
You're both pros!
By the way, which one of you is the senior?
This one.
Which one do you like more?
This one?
There's a song called "Dosukebe", right?
"Dosukebe"!
Ero-ku...
Ero-ku Night...
"Dosukebe"!
It's about the song Ero-ku Night listens to.
This is also...
a pretty amazing prize.
Yes, but...
Sugi-chan has a lot of...
So...
This one, you know, you were cut off from the mic switch, right?
Because, recently, the number of "soda" has increased.
"Solo part".
So, I'd like to win with "pie" here.
This is a little...
We couldn't do it last time, so this time...
Oh, you haven't done it this time, right?
I'm looking forward to this one.
Please do it harder.
Please do it harder for me, too.
It's fine!
Please do it with four of them.
Here we go!
Let's start!
Sugihara Risa and Kikuchi Ami.
"Look That Way and Bow".
Start!
First is rock, then rock, then bow.
Look that way and bow!
First is rock, then rock, then rock, then bow.
Rock first, bow later.
First is rock, then rock, then bow.
Rock first, bow later.
Look that way and bow!
Now, Kikuchi-san...
Oh, that's good!
Oh, you got a good one here!
It's like my nose is getting higher.
And you just said "nose" and it didn't come out!
Variety failure!
Now, Ami-chan!
Kikuchi-san...
Well, you know...
From now on, you'll only say "look that way" and "bow".
I got a "bow".
You got a "bow", didn't you?
I got a "bow".
She got a "bow", didn't she?
I lost.
You lost.
You're really going to regret it today!
Thank you!
And with that, this match is over!
So, Kikuchi-san!
Not yet!
You lost, but you're still here, right?
Yes, I'm still here!
Oh, how cute! Come on out, girls!
Nice to meet you!
Yes!
Don't be like that!
So...
So, Oka-san, how was it?
Well, Ai's beloved Ami-chan got defeated once, so...
She got defeated.
So, Oka-san and you are seniors, right?
Yes, for now...
For now, you're seniors.
Right?
It's about the same.
It's about the same?
You won't lose.
You don't have to be so careful, Ai-chan!
That's right!
Go! Faster! Faster!
Yes!
Go! Go!
It looks like you two aren't very close.
We're close!
You made such a noise!
Yes!
Well, do your best!
Let's go!
Yes!
Next, Arika-san and Oka-san!
Look over there and face forward! Start!
Next!
Yes!
Raise your hands!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ai, you lose!
Look over there and fight!
Yes!
You won!
You won, you won!
She lost a lot! She lost a lot!
And now...
Are you going to go?
Oka-san and you are going!
You did it!
You're amazing!
Sugi-san, you got it!
Yes!
Ah, but it's good. It's quite artistic.
Sugi-chan, you're a performer, aren't you?
I'll give you 50 points for this one.
I'm a little confused, so I'll give you 40 points!
What's up with 40 points?
You can't tell the difference, can you?
That's right.
When will you start chasing me?
We'll broadcast it on this podcast.
Please play it first.
And so, the winner of this match is OKAY!
Yay!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Can you see me?
I can't see you!
I can only see one eye.
You can only see one eye?
Yes, only one eye.
Are you okay?
Sugi-chan, you can't do it.
Over there! Over there!
Right now...
Right now, only those who are already dirty are trying to save you.
I don't think we can see you.
Everyone's trying to touch you.
Even if you're mean to your friends, you can't tell the difference at all!
Because I don't want to get dirty!
You're mean to your friends!
And so, OKAY has won!
And now, from Campus Nighters, we have TAKAHASHI AIMI!
TAKAHASHI!
She's using a pretty big pie.
Pies like this are comparable!
Are they comparable?
Pies like this are comparable!
I see.
Mother, what do you think?
I'll crush you!
She crushed you!
I'll crush you!
There are quite a lot of people who say dirty words!
It's quite...
It's quite common for males.
I'll crush you!
And now, TAKAHASHI AIMI, show us your enthusiasm!
Yes, well...
This time, I won't lose, okay?
I'm counting on you.
You're losing, right?
I'm losing, so...
Yes, I understand. Do your best!
Let's go!
TAKAHASHI AIMI!
She's using a pretty big pie.
Pies like this are comparable!
Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
And...
The loser is...
Aimi!
That's too bad.
Tagawa-san, you lost all of a sudden.
Your voice is covered!
Is this a point game?
This is pretty good. 30 points!
Minus 50 points!
Minus is bigger!
There's one more thing I'm curious about.
Did someone throw a pie here?
Who did it?
It's exciting, but it's time to say goodbye!
We'll continue next time!
Please enjoy!
Thank you for watching today!
See you next week!