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(door opening)
(keys jingling)
That feels good. You're good at this, Sado-san.
Thank you.
Sado-san, at the end of last year, I became the first champion of the Ippon Grand Prix.
Wow!
Wow...
That's right.
I haven't been told much about it here.
I even brought a trophy with me.
I was like, "Wow!"
You did?
That's right.
I still have it. I'll show it to you later.
Oh, thank you.
It's pretty...
Oh! Hello!
I'm the MC, Bakaruzu Umasuno. Nice to meet you.
Right now, I'm in 9th place out of 15.
I've already passed my turning point.
This is my last spurt.
I'm starting to get a little tired.
Right now, I'm having my friend, Sado-san, do it for me.
He's good.
Sado-san, you've done it somewhere before, right?
He's really good!
He's definitely someone else's.
You always say that, don't you?
You're obviously used to it!
Okay, so...
First, please listen to this song!
♪ When my heart flutters ♩
♪ It's wonderful, yeah ♩
♪ So why can't we see tomorrow's tomorrow? ♩
♪ Only my curiosity... is getting leveled up ♩
♪ You and my everyday ♩
♪ Isn't that things thrown away? ♩
♪ Life is religious ♩
♪ That's why we can make it more ♩
♪ To the end, let's go in search ♩
♪ Even the most common answer can't be put up with it ♩
♪ That's how the magic takes effect ♩
♪ The future we see is not bad ♩
♪ Doing the things we want to do ♩
♪ I'm in a better place than you ♩
♪ I can do my best, CHANGE ♩
♩ Why? Sense of Wonder ♩
♩ Tell me, Sense of Wonder ♩
Life is wonderful!
Softly look at me, more and more
Let's go full speed ahead
The door to wonder is right in front of you
When this world ends
We will have already passed it
When my heart starts to race
Life is wonderful!
Softly look at me, more and more
Let's go full speed ahead
The door to wonder is right in front of you
When my heart starts to race
Wondering!
Once again, I'm Masuda, the first champion of the Ippon Grand Prix.
For those of you who are watching this now, it's a long time ago for me, but for me it's still fresh news.
It's actually pretty amazing.
I've been putting it aside for now, but I don't think many girls know about it.
Basically, it's like that.
I won third place in the R-1 Grand Prix, and I'm in third place in the finalists.
It's like that, isn't it?
"I'm Hanya," "I'm Audrey," you know?
It's like that.
Now, shall we begin?
Seriously Two-Player Ring?
Now, we have our 15th and 9th participants.
Let me introduce you.
This is the person!
- Yes, hello! - Hello!
- Yes! - Hello!
- I'm Endo-san! - Yes, I'm Endo-san!
- Yes! - Hello!
- No, it's already 9... Ah, it was quite early...
- It was early... It seemed like it was early...
- 9th... I'm the 9th one. - It's the 9th one, already...
- Thank you for your hard work. - No, no, already...
- There were quite a lot of things... It was tough!
- How was it? Until now, how was it like?
- I really came just now, so... - I haven't seen it...
- I don't know the information yet, but... - I haven't seen it...
- There were also people who had a hard time. - Ah...
- There were also people who were just happy to hear about it. - Yes, yes... I see...
- Yes... But, well... Everyone was... - Everyone was really serious about it.
- They were serious about it, and... - Really...
- There were quite a lot of questions like "is it okay?" - See?
- Yes... - This is also...
- This is also... Well... It's okay... It's barely okay, but...
- Yes... - Yes...
- Ah! Things you don't always talk about... - Ehh...
- Ehh... But, I don't really talk about it like that...
- Actually, even among the members, we don't talk about it like that...
- Ah, you don't? - Yes, we don't talk about it like that...
- When I talk about it with Master-san... - That's right.
- You've grown up. How old are you now? - I'm 21 years old.
- You're 21 years old, right? - At first, I was in high school and wore school uniform until now.
- Maipuru has changed, hasn't she? - Yes.
- You've grown up, haven't you? - I've grown up, haven't I?
- You know, your reaction is different now.
- Your reaction when I said "choka" is... - What do you mean?
- It's different from your initial reaction? - It's different from my initial reaction.
- When you were in high school... - Yes.
- When you were wearing maipuru... - Yes.
- You were like "eeeh, what's up with you?"
- But now you're wearing different maipuru.
- For example, when I show you what I'm eating... - Yes.
- You're like "come on, stop it!"
- It's like you're jealous of me.
- Obviously, your reaction is more mature. - I'm not a mature woman.
- Even mature women wear maipuru. - Ah, I see.
- I can feel it. - I see.
- The atmosphere is different now. - Yes, it is.
- But it can't be helped. - It's not a bad thing.
- You've become a good adult. - I've become a good adult?
- Yes, you've become calm. - That's good.
- If I grow up like this... - Yes, I think it's good.
- If you grow up with maipuru... - You'll be rewarded?
- That's right. - I see.
- You've become quite talkative.
- You've become calm and chubby.
- What's with your sense of security?
- No, no, no.
- It's not like that, but...
- In the past, you weren't like that at all. - I was nervous.
- You were nervous. - That's right.
- Ah, that's right.
- I'm quite nervous when I'm at the convenience store.
- That's right, you're nervous.
- But you're chubby now.
- Am I in a good position?
- You seem like you're fine today.
- I'm glad you're calm and chubby. - I'm glad you're calm and chubby.
- I'm glad you're listening to me.
- You can feel it, right? - I can feel it.
- I feel like I'm 21 years old.
- It's normal. - Well, you'll have a younger child.
- That's right. I'm the oldest now.
- You're the oldest. - That's right.
- I can't think of anything else.
- Ah, I see. You're the tallest by yourself.
- That's right. I'm the tallest by myself and I'm 20 years old.
- You're 12 years old. - I'm 12 years old.
- How do you look?
- Do you mean Kaede-chan? - Kaede-chan.
- Since she's young, it's not difficult for her to deal with.
- It's like looking at a relative's child.
- That's right.
- It's like looking at a rainbow's mother.
- It's scary, isn't it?
- She can't reach you anymore.
- It's scary, isn't it?
- That's right.
- You're like a big family.
- You have a lot of siblings.
- I'm an only child.
- I don't have any brothers.
- I don't have any brothers, so I don't know how to look at a relative's child.
- I don't know.
- You're the oldest member and appointed as a leader.
- But I don't have a feeling of bringing them together.
- I don't know how to bring a relative together.
- You don't bring them together. Everyone does.
- Really?
It's fun for me to see you two getting along like that.
- Isn't it fine like that? - Is it?
If you say so, Masuo-san.
Well...
It doesn't matter to me.
As long as you make the show interesting.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Whether it's messy or organized... - Whether it's organized or not...
- I think that's funny, so I say it like that... - I don't think it's bad.
- I say things like, "He's saying it badly." - Please stop saying things like that.
- If this program gets interesting... - Yes.
- I see. I'm 34 years old, too. - I know, right?
- When we first met... - I was 30 years old.
- I was tiny, tiny 30 years old. - You were tiny, tiny 30 years old.
- But when you watch old VTRs, you change a lot, don't you, Masuno-san? - That's right.
- Your appearance has changed, and you've gotten older. - Oh, really?
- You've come a long way. - But isn't it nice for men in their 30s to say things like that?
- You're saying things like that in a good place, aren't you, mature women?
- It's amazing that you're praising mature men in their 30s, aren't you, mature women?
- I think it's nice. - Oh, really?
- I think it's different from being in your 20s. - It's like a different band.
- It's nice. - I didn't think we'd be able to talk like this. - Yes.
- I didn't think we'd be able to talk like this. - I didn't think we'd be able to talk like this.
- We talked about it last time, didn't we? - Ah!
- How many years ago was it? Was it about two years ago? - It was about two years ago.
- It was about two years ago! - Yes, it was about two years ago in the winter.
- We were just talking about "Dragon Ball". - That's right.
- This is...
- That mature woman... - Yes. - That mature woman...
- I think men in their 30s are very attractive, don't you think?
- Can you say that? - I can't say that.
- Right? - Yes. - That's wonderful.
- You know... - Yes. - You know...
- Yes. - So...
- You know... - Yes. - You talk about different things than you usually do. - Yes.
- So, do you have anything you'd like to say or ask about yourself?
- I think it's a very difficult thing, but I know it's difficult and that's why I don't know it now. - Yes, yes.
- Um... - Please say it.
- Well, "Idol Ring" is a variety show now, isn't it? - It's a variety show.
- As a basis, as a basis. - Yes.
- So, the more interesting things you can do, - Yes.
- the more people will like you. - That's right.
- You'll be more active. - Yes, yes, yes.
- But in the first place, um... - Yes.
- I've been thinking about what interesting things are for about three years now. - Yes.
- When I was in high school... - Yes.
- I've always liked doing interesting things. - Yes.
- But when I was in high school, it was different and I thought it was easy to make people laugh. - Yes.
- When you were in high school... - When you were in high school...
- Before you started working... - Yes, yes, yes.
- At school, people said you were funny... I don't know if they said it at school, but... - Yes, yes, yes.
- They said you were funny... - I thought it was easy to say it.
- Isn't it a typical pattern of comedy entertainers? - Yes, yes, yes.
- At school, when you're popular and funny... - Yes, and then when you're friends...
- When you're friends... - Yes, and then when you're friends...
- "Everyone is funny!" Like that, right? - Yes!
- Friends told me I should become a comedy entertainer... - Oh, you were told that?
- I wasn't in a good condition... - Oh, you were told that?
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- Maybe you'll get a lot of different things from all over the country. - Yes.
- I think it's interesting for other members, too... - Yes.
- But, you know, when I think about it like that... - Yes.
- I wonder if I'm missing something. - Yes.
- There are times when I think I'm funny. - Yes.
- Even if I say I think I'm funny, it's not... - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- Even when I'm new... - Yes.
- I want to get a lot of compliments for saying "plop" or something like that. - Oh...
- But it's not... - Yes.
- Right? That's... - Yes.
- Maybe I'm... Maybe the host itself is a little off... - Yes.
- The host... - Yes.
- Maybe... - Yes.
- I'm not... I'm not a student. - Oh, really?
- MC is the most variable host, so if you keep doing it like that, there's nothing you can do about it.
- I think all the members of RIDING who work with me all have weird shoulders.
I'm not the kind of MC who has all the basics.
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah.
- I didn't know that until now. - You didn't know, did you?
- So you're that kind of person. - That's right.
- I don't really have a pattern or a set pattern, do I? - That's true.
- I don't, do I? - No.
I don't have one, and I don't have any basics.
I'm just doing it with my senses.
- But it's funny. - Huh?
When I'm sitting in front of the show and listening to Masa-san talk, it's funny.
There are times when only Maiple is secretly laughing.
There are also times when I talk in a voice that almost no one can hear me.
- Yeah, you're saying pretty mean things there, Masa-san. - I'm saying pretty mean things?
- You don't have to say it. - That's pretty mean.
- Like when I'm introducing myself. - Yes.
- I'm like, "Ah, I guess you can't hear me." - I can hear you.
- I can confirm it with a loud volume. - I can hear you.
- It's like a scoring video. - Yes.
- It's a little bad to hear you. - It's bad, but it's funny.
Isn't Maiple good? I think Maiple is funny.
- Right? - Is that true?
- Didn't someone say, "Become a writer." - Huh? Really?
- That's right. - Huh...
Like when we were all on the radio together, only one of us was funny.
- Ah, I remember that! Yes, that happened. - It's nostalgic.
- It's that direction. - That direction, huh?
- Yeah, that's right. - You mean the writer's direction?
The writer's direction is a little more maniacal. It's probably more for girls.
Right, but what do you think is funny about girls?
I wonder what it is. I have the image of them laughing about anything.
- Are girls the basic laughing term? - It's a laughing term.
- The members are also "gheras." - The girls are "gheras," right?
Because, you know...
- For example, there are things you do because you want to slip. - Yes.
- With that pattern, you know? - Yes.
You don't do it on purpose for a stay gag.
You just make a weird face or sing a weird song.
They just laugh at you. "Ah, forget it! It's nothing to you!"
Even if you think it's funny, it doesn't make me that happy!
- Because you laugh at anything. - Yes.
- Because you have low standards. - Because you have low standards, right?
- Well, it's probably because you're young. - Yes.
But even if you see it on set, you don't know how people who are watching it will react.
- Do you think that's scary? - No, I think it's important for MIPLE...
...for MIPLE not to be shaken up by it.
- MIPLE doesn't laugh at all. - That's right.
- But I think it's funny, Masumo - san.
- You think it's funny? - Yes.
You're praising me like it's nothing.
Thank you so much for this.
- What is this? - You don't know about this?!
I don't know about it! I was just about to ask you.
It's a big-budget show that Fuji TV is doing!
- Do you know what "big-budget" is? - Yes, I do.
Fuji won!
Among all the famous and talented people...
- Matsumoto-san won it. - He won it?
- That's right. Matsumoto-san won it. - Wow, that's great!
- Huh? You don't have it, do you? - No, I don't have it.
- That's right. There were a lot of people. - Really?
- Since we're here, let's go to a lot of places. - Are you talking nonsense?
It's the first time I've heard of it.
- Masumoto-san talking about it. - That's right.
Thank you, Masumoto-san.
If only Michael-kun could understand me...
For young people, it's a little...
I think I'm the weakest among idol girls in their teens.
- Is that so? - That's right.
- And I'm in my twenties. - No way!
- In my twenties... - Are you smarter?
- I don't know... - Do you know anything about your generation?
In my teens, when I watch live performances, there's a lot of fighting.
It could be older girls, or boys. There's a lot of boys.
This generation... I can't grasp this generation...
- "Maybe they're around here..." - An idyllic generation...
- It's true... - In their teens...
I hope I can grasp it firmly.
They'll laugh at me, but...
They're not the first ones to come to me.
- Like you said earlier... - That's right.
They'll laugh at me, but...
- There's nothing left of them. - I see...
- I don't know... - When you're an adult, you don't know.
Maybe I'm too young?
So you're trying to grasp it?
- You're trying to be liked? - That's where I'm popular.
- Isn't that good? - No, I want it.
- That's where I'm popular. - If you're greedy about it, you'll collapse.
- There's no yellow support. - Isn't that good?
- In your thirties... - On the contrary, I'm very childish.
- So you're getting out of it? - Yes, I'm getting out of it.
- In your thirties... - Actually, I'm very childish.
- I see... - That's why...
That's where my future is.
Do you have any other plans?
Like putting on make-up.
My skin is dry.
- I'll put on make-up after I wash my face. - I see...
And...
- I want to look clean. - You do look clean.
- So I'll put on a suit. - Yes.
But I have to look casual.
You don't know about fashion!
You can ask me.
- If you ask the members... - If you ask the members...
If you wear clothes like this, you'll be popular with young people.
- Clothes don't make you popular. - Clothes don't make you popular?
I wonder...
Huh?
Should I say something weird?
Oh, you know...
- One-shot jokes. - One-shot jokes and self - introductions.
But if you do that, people will look at you differently.
- People of your generation won't accept you. - Probably.
- That's right. - Yes.
- That's difficult. - It's difficult.
- I'm sorry for talking nonsense. - No, no.
- It'll be helpful. - It'll be helpful.
I wonder why you wanted to be a comedian.
I'm very curious about that.
- I... - You know...
I've liked watching TV since I was little.
I don't think I do now.
I don't think I do now, but back then...
you looked like you were having fun and getting paid.
You looked like you were having fun.
- You looked like you were having fun. - A comedian who laughs.
- Doing what you like. - Yes.
- But in reality... - It's difficult.
- It's fun and hard work. - Yes.
You looked like you were in a fun world.
- I admired it. - You did.
I might know about it, but...
I didn't admire the entertainment world.
You look cool.
What's that?
- What is it? - No, no.
I'm doing my best!
- Please! - No, no.
- Please! - I'm sorry!
I barely got it in!
- No, no. - It's not like that.
- No, no. - I can only do it like this!
I can't study, I can't study at all, and I can only do it like this, so I'll do my best!
It's not like that at all. When I walk around the city, I'm like...
- No, but I think about half of those members are there. - That's amazing, isn't it?
- But yeah, my career path was already decided... - Did you go to a medical school?
- Yeah, I wanted to go to a medical school. - I see.
- I took that path and came here. - I see.
It's like... I'm having a lot of fun, but...
I think variety shows, plays, and songs are all fun, so I'm here now.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm suited for it.
For example, I don't like to stand out too much when it comes to fundamental issues.
I'm not like, "Look at me!"
I wonder if it's okay for people like me to do this in the first place.
- Especially since I'm an idol. - I'm a little like you, too.
You might be like me.
I'm shy and I don't stand out too much.
- But you're a comedian, so you want people to see you. - I like funny things.
- So you don't want people to see you? - I want people to see me a little.
I want people to praise me a little.
Who came up with this?
- I get that. - Yeah.
- It might be the same for you. - Yeah.
Sometimes people tell me to become a writer because I'm so plain.
I like coming up with funny things.
- But I don't want people to say, "I came up with this." - I know what you mean.
- But I want people to see me. - I know what you mean.
I don't want people to see me in a spotlight.
- It happens. - Yeah.
I'm happy about it, but I don't want people to say, "Sorry, it's me."
I just want people to know that I made it.
- That's amazing. - But there are a lot of comedians like you.
- Is that so? - Yeah.
- There are a lot of people who are shy. - Yeah.
But comedians like you might have that kind of style.
You might be a little plain and cute.
You might be a little humble and nice.
But if you're an idol or something like that,
- wouldn't it be better for you to be more passive? - No, I think you can stay as you are.
You can't say, "Sorry, it's not like that."
You can't say, "Oh, I'm going to hide my fluttery hair."
- You can't hide it at all. - You can't hide it at all.
- I see.
- Is it okay for me to have this style? - No, there aren't many people like you.
- I see. - But it's not like you.
- If I try too hard, I might lose myself. - That's right. If you try too hard...
- It's scary. - you might fail.
- That's right. - Yeah.
- I see. - You know what?
- You look like you'd be popular in subculture. - Subculture?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You look like you'd be popular with a core fan. - I see.
- I see.
- A maniac? - A maniac.
- I see. - I see.
- What are you good at? If you know a lot about this or that, you can talk about many things.
- Is it okay for me to say that? - Yeah, it's not a bad thing.
- That's right. It's popular now, isn't it?
- That's right. - As an idol...
- As a girl like you... - That's right, that's right, that's right.
What do you like about it?
- What do you like about it? - Manga...
- Well, everyone knows about manga, right? - Everyone knows quite a lot about manga.
- Everyone knows quite a lot about manga, right? - Yeah.
- Like insects. - Insects? That's a good idea.
- Like, you're always holding a bird cage... I mean a insect cage...
- You're like, "I'm bringing this today..."
- You're like, "Wow!" and talk so much. - Yeah.
- That's cute. - It's good, right?
- An idol who's always holding an insect cage. - Huh?
- An idol who's always holding a net like this. - A net...
- A short-sleeved... - I think you'll get a job like that.
- Something like that. - But that's what it is!
- Right? - Right? - Yeah.
- Like, an entertainer who knows Gundam knows how hard it is. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Like, an entertainer who knows anime knows how hard it is.
- You can use it when you need it. - Like an insect cage cover...
- Yeah, like insects... You knew about birds! - That's right.
- You should've studied birds more. - That's right...
- You're completely sick of birds. - I'm completely sick of birds.
- I'm not sick of them... - You ate them grilled, didn't you?
- I've always liked grilled birds. - You're doing this because you like birds.
- No, no! I like birds and I like grilled birds, too...
- It's like you want to eat them. - Yeah, like that...
- It's like you want to eat them. - It's like you don't want to put them in your mouth.
- Yeah... - Right? - That's right.
- So, yeah, like that...
- It might be good for you if you learn those things from now on.
- Yeah... - Of course, you'll sing and act, too...
- Yeah... - As a way of saying, "Actually..."
- I hope it's useful. - Useful?
- Yeah... - I wonder...
- If you get a license... - Oh...
- A license... - It's hard to get one...
- Maybe you should get a taxi ticket?
- A taxi ticket? That's a taxi ticket, right?
- Yeah...
- There's something like a taxi ticket...
- It's not for architecture... It's for real estate...
- I'm sorry, but if you learn those things, you'll be able to talk a lot on that kind of show.
- That's right...
- Well, I guess I'll get one...
- So, this year, you'll get a lot of licenses... - Yeah...
- And you'll be able to catch bugs... - Yeah...
- That's it... - Yeah...
- I got it. It's been a while. - Yeah...
- So, if you have anything to say... - Anything?
- Anything you want to say... - Oh...
- From now on... - From now on... - Yeah, I'm looking forward to working with you.
- Yeah! So, that's it for today!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
- Thank you for your hard work. When will you finish cheering for us? - It's quite early. - It's quite early.
- I feel secure. - Really? - What's this? - It's been three years. - What's this calm...
...amazing...
...air of a music fair or something like that.
We've been talking about it.
Like Anjou Suzuki.
"Oh, it's a calm atmosphere." We've talked about it in a very sophisticated way.
- Didn't you talk about it? - Huh? - Didn't the other members talk about it that much?
- It's quite different, isn't it? - There are quite a lot of colors.
- I feel like I'm the oldest. - You're the oldest.
- In terms of age. - That's good.
- I feel like I'm getting older. - That's good.