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Short story "North Wind and Sun".
- Ms. Sun. - Yes?
- Let's play a game with me now. - Sure.
- The one who takes off the traveler's coat first wins. - Got it.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
That's not good at all.
Then I'll go first.
Okay.
I'll go first.
Shine it!
North Wind and Sun
Who am I?
What is reality?
Why can't I see tomorrow?
I'm leveling up just for curiosity's sake
Our everyday life is not a waste of time
Life is a lesson
That's why we can make it more
Let's go in search of the end
We can't endure with ordinary answers
Our future is crossed by magic
If you live doing what you want to do
You can do it, can't you?
Why? Sense of Wonder
Tell me, Sense of Wonder
Life is wonderful
A little bitter sister
Let's go with a flashy parade
The door to wonder is right in front of you
If this world were to end
We would have already passed through and my heart would beat faster
Let's go look for a place where we can eat more and more
Let's go!
Wondering!
Now, let's start IDLING GAME SHOW.
I'm Saito Maiko, a TV announcer. Thank you for having me.
IDLING GAME SHOW is for girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become one of them.
IDLING GAME SHOW airs every Tuesday night at midnight.
Now, let me introduce you to IDLING.
IDLING GAME SHOW
Today's program is brought to you by these members.
Now, let's get started!
IDLING in Okinawa!
This behind-the-scenes DVD includes IDLING's own comments on the swimsuit shot.
Please listen to them a little.
Oh, what's that girl doing?
Who is it?
Who could it be?
Oh, it's taken!
Now...
Here comes Okawa, who seems to be a straight- forward person.
Hey, Miyake, are your eyebrows okay?
Eyebrows?
They're fine.
And many other behind-the-scenes DVDs.
Please watch them!
If you want to make IDLING your girlfriend...
Since you are idols, you must be loved by many people.
Today, we will show the photos of IDLING members to the handsome men who work in each department of Fuji TV.
And you will be asked "Who would you like to make your girlfriend out of these photos?"
Everyone, it's Valentine's Day soon.
It's time for you to give her something sweet.
She has been eating sweet things all the time.
It's time for you to give her something sweet.
If you don't want her to think you want to give her something sweet...
It's not like you.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Today, we will look for handsome men in Fuji TV.
And we will call the reporters who work in Fuji TV.
We will call Matsumura Miyo, the announcer of Fuji TV.
Miyo-chan!
Nice to meet you.
Miyo-chan!
Nice to meet you.
Miyo-chan!
Matsumura-san, are you going to appear in Miyo- pan?
Not yet.
Miyo-san, please invite me to Miyo-pan.
Please come.
I'm always waiting for you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
By the way, Miyo-pan...
Who do you think will give her chocolate?
On Valentine's Day?
That's right.
It's Kichi-san!
Miyopan-san! Miyopan-san!
Unfortunately, it's incorrect!
How is it?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Normally she's energetic and cheerful, but when she's in front of the men she likes, she gets nervous and cute.
She's double-sided!
I see.
Please find a good-looking guy for me!
Please do your best!
So, Masako and Kichi-san...
I was completely off guard and didn't think it was me.
You're the type of guy who likes girls, aren't you?
Really?
You're the type of guy who likes girls, aren't you?
Yay!
But you're not really into double-sided, are you?
I'm into Hii-chan.
Stop it!
It's not like that!
I'm into it!
So, who among you...
Oh, we still have to find a good-looking guy.
We're looking for a good-looking guy.
Last time...
By the way...
Who did you like last time?
Su-chan!
Oh, it's Su-chan!
Yes!
And who didn't like her?
Yes!
Recently, Sakai-san seems to like everything!
She's like a Valentine's Day idol.
Today is the day!
To celebrate Valentine's Day...
We want to make up for it!
Yes!
Well then...
It seems like Miyo-pan has found someone, so let's call him out!
Miyo-pan!
Yes!
Here he is!
Hello!
You're tall!
I'm tall, so you can't see me, right?
Yes, your name is?
My name is Nakamura.
Nakamura-san!
Nakamura-san is actually my classmate!
Yes, I'm his classmate.
How old are you?
Eh, age?
Age is twenty-three.
It's the same, right? You're still young.
What kind of work do you usually do?
Usually, I make digital content songs like baseball or F-1 and other paid broadcasts.
Eh, I've never seen you before!
Um... Maybe you're also involved in idol activities, right?
By the way, how many girlfriends do you have?
Right now, I have one girlfriend.
Right now, you have one?
Yes, right now I have one.
Did you hear that?! Right now, I have one girlfriend!
Sorry, I avoided the exchange!
That means, in this show, Kadosawa-producer is working under you, right?
Kadosawa-san, you're being bullied, aren't you?
I understand.
Then, now...
From now on, the girl in the photo...
We'd like you to choose who you'd like to give the chocolate to.
Yes.
Yes. Is that okay? You know, of course, right?
That's right. Her name and her face don't match, but I've seen her before.
That's right.
I understand your image.
Then, Miyo-pan, I'll ask you the first question.
Then, from here...
I'd like you to choose one girl you'd like to give the chocolate to.
Have you decided?
Let's see...
I made up my mind!
You made up your mind!
What's your point?
Well...
The room is manly but
overall it's simple.
There are no stuffed animals in the room.
There is only a table, a TV and a sofa.
So you don't want a room with too many things.
That's right.
It's cool and
you have yourself like a career woman.
And...
When there are only two of you,
you show your sweet side.
I see.
That's the difference.
You mean she is your type, right?
That's right.
I see.
She is your type.
There are no stuffed animals in the room.
I see.
Maybe you can have a baby with a stuffed animal.
It's a balance.
I see.
We will announce the winner here.
See you later.
Thank you.
Well...
Who do you think is your type?
Please announce it!
Ms. Nakakawa said that her face and name don't match.
So you think only by the picture, right?
Yes, only by the picture.
The room is simple.
It's cool and you have yourself like a career woman.
And...
If it's a pool, you'll be squeezed a lot, won't you?
There's also an image of a photo in a pool.
There are girls who do it like that.
Who is it?
Okay, it's over!
Now, everyone, are you ready?
Yes!
One, two, and open!
Open!
Hii-chan, Sakacchi, Maipuru, Maipomu, Yurippe, Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru, Sakacchi!
Everyone, what do you think of Maipuru?
She's really cool.
She looks like a career woman.
Like this?
I see.
There are two votes for Sakacchi.
I'm happy.
Sakacchi also looks like a career woman just by looking at the photos.
Just by looking at the photos...
She's praising you.
That's right, the photos have a bit of a pool-like image.
That's right.
I've actually been to her house, but it was a really simple and clean room.
Maipuru-chan, say it more.
Say it more.
That's enough.
Kaede-chan, what about Sakacchi?
Because it's simple, her face is simple too.
Her face is simple.
Simple is best, right?
She looks like a career woman.
She has a face that's drawn in a straight line.
It's not topped with anything, right?
Is there a correct answer?
Miyopai-san!
Yes!
Then let's announce the correct answer!
Yes!
Nakamura-san, who do you want to make your lover?
Please!
Yes!
This person!
Wow!
Does this person look cool?
Yes!
Does this person have a cool personality?
Well, if you look at this picture,
this person doesn't have a piece of clothing and only looks forward.
I see!
He only smiles.
Certainly, that may be the case.
He has a sense of humor.
Yes, he has a sense of humor.
I see!
Miyoko-san, what do you think?
You've been chosen.
I'm glad my face is thin.
Your face is not thin.
It's a soy sauce face.
I haven't heard of a soy sauce face in a long time.
By the way, Nakamura-san!
On the contrary,
this person is a bit like...
an NG idol.
This person is a bit like...
Please choose.
Have you decided?
It's difficult, but...
I've decided!
You've decided!
Yes!
By the way, what's the point of it?
Well...
She's a beautiful firework.
Wherever you go, you'll see fireworks.
Also...
For example...
She's very energetic and has a lot of strength.
A lot of strength?
A lot of strength.
She's like a pig.
Can you see it in the picture?
Yes, you can see it.
It's bleeding.
It's bleeding?
I see!
Also...
She's a bit lazy.
Also...
It's important for girls.
Also...
When it's just you two,
her legs smell.
That's amazing!
Yes.
I understand.
I'll predict it here again.
I'll ask you again later.
You don't know it, do you?
It's just a picture.
Everyone, please write it down.
The high points are "hot beauty" and "too energetic".
"Too much power" and "looks like you're not wearing underwear".
"Looks like you have smelly feet".
There are people who will be chosen from these four points.
Just by looking at the picture of Bastogat, what kind of face does "smelly feet" have?
Are you ready?
Everyone, one, two, three, open!
"Smelly feet" are Yazawa-san, Yazawa-san, Kikuchi- ami, Ami-mi, Ami-mi, Yazapai, Yazawa-san, Yazapai- pai-san, Serina-chan, Yazawa-san, Ami-chan.
These two are "too energetic".
Kikuchi-ami?
It's Yazawa-san for sure.
It's Kikuchi-ami, right?
It's Yazawa-san for sure.
It's Kikuchi-ami.
It's "too energetic" for sure.
I have the image of "too energetic" for sure.
Serina-chan, what about you?
When I saw the picture, I thought it was annoying.
You thought it was annoying?
I don't usually think like that, but I thought it was "smelly feet" when I saw the picture.
"Smelly feet" is annoying?
No, no, not at all.
It's not annoying physically.
I have the image of "too annoying".
"Too energetic"?
Yes.
Nano-san, do you usually say that?
Do you mean it when you see the picture?
"Smelly feet"?
It's like "long boots" today.
Ah, it's "smelly feet", right?
So far, it's Kikuchi-san and Yazawa-san for sure.
Yazawa-san and Yazawa-san.
It's completely different.
It's different from what we expected.
You still don't know, do you?
No, we don't.
Who will be the correct answer?
Who will it be?
Okay, let's call it out.
"Smelly feet"!
Okay, let's announce the correct answer!
Nakamura-san, who is it that you don't want to make your girlfriend?
Yes, it's this person!
Why?!
Nakamura-san!
Why did you say that?!
Nakamura-san!
Why?!
It's the correct answer!
It's not the correct answer?!
Everything is correct!
It's not the correct answer!
My feet are smooth!
Nakamura-san!
It's amazing!
In reality, in the show, your feet didn't smell!
My feet didn't smell?!
It's a good smell!
See, Nakamura-san?
This kind of answer is impossible?!
Yes.
This kind of answer is impossible?!
That's right...
Unfortunately...
It's just like you imagined!
Yes, it's just like you imagined!
You were lucky!
As expected!
Thank you!
You were the happiest so far!
Nakamura-san, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
It's cute!
It's just like you imagined!
I want you to commercialize this smell!
This smell?!
Where?
Where will you sell it?
How much will you sell it for?
It's already sold out!
Since it's already sold out, let's have one more person say it!
Niobau-san!
Yes!
Can we have one more person say it?
Ah, yes! I'll do my best to find it!
Yes, please!
Please say it with a good person!
Yes, understood!
She was a good person, wasn't she?
Nakamura-kun is cool, isn't he?
He's good-looking.
Certainly, Miyake-san might look a little cool.
Especially from that picture, it might be that kind of image.
It's said a lot.
I didn't say anything about eyebrows.
Your eyebrows really stood out!
They really stood out!
Because it looks like you're wearing a top coat on your eyebrows.
Really? Do your eyebrows stand out?
They stand out.
Oh, that might be why they got darker!
Yes, your eyebrows stand out more than before.
Your father's eyebrows really stand out!
Your father's eyebrows stand out!
Well, it looks like there's a good-looking person here.
Miyo-pan, were you here?
Yes, we found you!
We found you!
Yes, this is the person!
Hello!
Huh? Huh?
He's a junior!
Nice to meet you!
Yes, I'm the same age as the announcer, Tatemoto- kun!
Nice to meet you!
Tatemoto-kun!
Yes, I'm Tatemoto!
Nice to meet you!
Tatemoto-kun, what kind of work do you usually do?
Usually...
Ann...
You know, right?!
I'm a copywriter in the announcers' room.
Oh!
So you do a shopping show with Kusuda Eriko-san every day?
That's right!
Thank you very much!
How is Saito Wana as a senior? Is she scary?
Um... She's very kind!
Ah!
Hey, hey, hey!
She's always kind!
We've gone drinking together before!
Ah! So you know a lot about scary stuff!
Ah! That's right!
Abechio-san likes you...
That's right!
Abechio-san likes you?!
Ah! Um... Abechio-san likes me for...
What do you call me?
Um... She calls me "tattie"!
And she also says "tattie", because she wants to eat with me!
Wow!
That's right!
I see!
Ah! That might be important!
Yes!
In order to live!
Yes!
Tattie!
Well, then!
Thank you!
Let's start with Myopan!
Myopan-san, please!
I love you!
Yes!
Tattie, of course!
Idols, you know her, don't you?
Um... Um...
I've done a narration before, but...
Ah!
I've only seen her on screen, so...
I don't know much about her now!
Ah! Is that so?
Yes!
Then, from now on...
I'd like you to choose a girl you'd like to be your girlfriend with!
Please choose!
Have you decided?
Yes!
Have you decided?
Yes, I have!
By the way, what's your point?
My point is...
I like girls who are athletic.
I like girls who like to go out and do sports together.
I like girls who are athletic.
And I like cooking fish.
I like girls who can cook fish.
So you like girls who are more than girls who are girls.
You like girls who are more than girls who are girls.
You like girls who can do anything.
Yes, I like girls who can do anything.
I like girls who can peel fish.
What about you, Abe-cho-san?
Me?
I don't think I can peel fish.
Did you cook for Abe-cho-san?
No, I didn't.
I promised Abe-cho-san that I would cook for her and she would eat it for me.
But I think I will ask her to come over to my house next time.
Abe-cho-san, you are very aggressive!
I like old people.
You look like you are about to get beaten up!
I understand.
We will continue to predict your future.
And with that...
Please think about it.
My ideal type is someone who has a big face.
I like sporty girls, but I like girls with a big face.
You like girls with a big face and you like girls with a big face.
You like girls who can peel fish.
If you look at it from a boy's point of view, it's cute, but if you look at it from a girl's point of view, it's cute, and it's a little different.
It's a little difficult.
It may have something in common with girls.
That's pretty difficult.
Let's take a look.
Aiki, Tonoka-san, Tonoka-san, Aichi.
It's kind of mixed up.
The majority are Tonoka-san and Asahi-san.
Tachibana-san has two votes.
Does Tonoka-san and Aiki-san look like that?
Well, they're cute and they look like they can do sports.
I have the image that they can do sports.
That's the image I had when I wrote Tonoka-san.
What do you think, Michael?
I thought it was Tonoka-san, but in that picture, Tonoka-san's bangs are a little too heavy.
She doesn't look like a sportswoman.
When I think about it like that, I think it's Eripe.
I see.
Is there an answer? Let's hear it.
Rio-pan, please tell us the answer.
Now, let me announce the answer.
Who do you want to make your lover?
This person!
Sui-chan!
Do you think she looks like she can do sports?
Anyway, she's cute.
Oh, you're right!
It had nothing to do with it!
First of all, you have to be cute, right?
If you don't mind, I'd like you to date me.
By the way, can you choose "this girl is a bit..."
This girl is a bit...
Please choose one.
Have you decided?
Yes, we have.
You've wandered around once, haven't you?
Then, please give us some points!
The point is...
I don't like people's bad words.
So, I'd like you to say bad words about me.
And, when it's very important...
You look like you have a foul mouth.
And...
You don't have a good face.
I see. I got it!
This is a happy topic.
It's quite corrupt.
Then, we'll end it here!
See you later!
Now, everyone, please write down who you want to date!
It's just Tatti's opinion.
I've never met her in person.
It's not like you're good at sports or anything like that, right?
I'm just choosing based on the photos.
It's really hard to write.
Even though it's hard to write, you're writing with a pen and a pipe.
Now, let's take a look!
One, two, three, open!
Ponchi, Abimi, Abimi, Abimi...
Sakachi, Abimi, Abimi, Abimi-chan...
Yurippe, Yurippe, Abimi-chan...
Tachibana, Abimi-chan...
It's like...
Since everyone wrote "Abimi", Abimi seems like she really has a foul mouth.
Now, is it correct?
Tatti, who is it?
Who is it?
Um...
It's this person!
It's correct!
It's over!
Let me say something!
Let's ask more questions this time!
Tatti!
Yes!
Do you think this is the most popular one?
That's right!
This hand gesture in the photo is exactly like when you're holding an oyster.
Ah, that hand!
That's how it is.
This photo is good, isn't it?
That hand gesture is cute!
You're not her type, are you?
I think it's beautiful, but it's not my type.
I see.
By the way, isn't Kikuchi-ami-chan and Tobe-san similar?
Oh, you're talking about that?
What about Tobe-san?
Tobe-san is my type.
Right?
People say that Kikuchi-san and Tobe-san are very similar.
People say that a lot.
People say that I'm Tobe-chan-chan when I'm walking.
Tobi-san can be a critic, too.
No, I love you, Tobe-san.
Your eyes are lying.
But we haven't met before, right?
If we met in person!
You guys smell really good and you're popular, right?
Mino, Mino, Mino, right?
I'm sorry.
It's hard for me to say.
Why?
The way Ami-chan usually eats an oyster is honest.
Well...
You're pretty sharp about it.
It's honest, but you're the one who says people's bad words and say people's bad words!
She said it because she was asked!
Sandy said it because she was asked!
I say bad words to people I've never met!
Because you were asked?
Even if it's a bad word, I don't know if it's a real thing, but it's an image.
Yes, it's an image.
It's an image, right?
It might change if we meet, right?
Please come again next time.
Yes.
Next time, we can go on a date together.
Yes, anyway...
Thank you for the oysters!
This time, we met pretty well.
We met pretty well.
There weren't any surprises, right?
You dropped it and it's back, right?
It's a mess.
It's a mess, right?
This... This is good. Let's stop with this.
What's good about it?
I'm sure you won't say bad words about me.
No, honestly...
It's definitely Ami or Yaza-pai.
What is it?!
Is it because of the image of the picture?
From now on, you won't be able to select documents, right?
Why is that?!
Even though you're cute!
I want you to call me "ton-chan", the type of person you don't want to make your girlfriend.
I want you to make "ton-chan" proud.
You're scary!
You're always like this, right?
You're always doing things I can't do!
I hope you're proud of me.
You're amazing.
It's like an izakaya.
You're independent.
It's an idol group with various personalities.
Everyone is necessary.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what I should do!
Everyone is cute, right?
Cute!
We'll do it another time, right?
I hope you'll still choose me then.
That's right.
Not as your girlfriend, but with a different image.
I hope you'll still choose me then.
That's right!
I hope you'll still choose me then.
That's right!
But I didn't get chosen this time.
That's good!
If it's not good, it's not good.
I don't know which way my luck is facing.
Good or bad.
Is this your worst luck of the year?
Everyone...
That's all for "If You Make Your Girlfriend An Idol", goodbye!