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♪ You and me, we still love each other. ♪
♪ Let's have a special day together. ♪
♪ We're not alone, always. ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Let's sing of love that never ends ♪
♪ I'm so happy, I'm having so much fun ♪
♪ I can't say it ♪
♪ I love you so much I could cry ♪
♪ You're a celebrity ♪
♪ I used to look down on you ♪
♪ But now I'm honest with you ♪
♪ Idling! ♪
Now, let's start Idling! MC's broadcast, please.
I'm MC's TV announcer, Maiko Saito. Nice to meet you.
This program is for idling girls who are growing up as idol singers
and want them to become one of them.
And once a week, Idling! will broadcast at midnight.
Let's work together, idling!
Idling! ♪
Now, let me introduce today's theme. "Favorite cup noodles."
Yes, first of all, Tomoka.
Yes, I'm idling girl No. 5, Tomoka. My favorite cup noodle is shouyaki soba.
Idling girl No. 7, Yazairica. My favorite cup noodle is pork tonkatsu.
Idling girl No. 8, Fancy. My favorite cup noodle is cup noodles with seafood flavor.
Yes, idling girl No. 13, Serina. My favorite cup noodle is salt.
Yes, idling girl No. 17, Hitomi. My favorite cup noodle is a cup noodle shop in Hokkaido.
Yes, idling girl No. 19, Tachibana Yurika. My favorite cup noodle is Yufo's fried noodles.
Yes, idling girl No. 20, Okawai. My favorite cup noodle is udon with raw noodles.
Yes, idling girl No. 11, Kaede Shimota. My favorite cup noodle is one with curry flavor.
Curry flavor all over.
Yes, let's have some fun today as well!
Can you feel their dazzling swimsuits that you can only see now?
Their naked faces are there.
"IDOLING SWIMSUIT DVD" On sale to great acclaim.
Request two-shot!
Now, about the request two-shot,
there was a shuffle two-shot where the two randomly selected people would do a serious two- shot talk,
but what is this request two-shot about?
Until now, in the case of the shuffle two-shot, it was decided by lottery,
but actually, even if it's not a shuffle,
among the members and staff,
Huh? I've never seen this combination before.
What's up with this combination?
We've received many requests like this.
Then let's do it!
This time, it's not a lottery.
We'd like you to do a two-shot talk about a request you received.
I'm nervous for some reason.
You're nervous, aren't you?
Is it okay for me to touch that relationship?
Do you have shoulders?
It's okay! It's okay!
It's not okay.
It's okay!
Okay, let's get started.
Okay, request two-shot.
The first combination is this!
It was announced by No. 19, Tachibana.
No. 8, Honchi, versus No. 20, Okano.
It's not a tie! It's not a tie!
It's a tie!
It's true that we've never seen it before.
It's not a tie!
I've seen you two getting involved,
but you always just say hello.
It's not like that!
It's like you're from different manufacturers.
It's not like that!
You talk about it!
We're looking forward to it.
What do you think, Tachimana-san?
It's awkward at first, but as we get to know each other...
"Getting to know" doesn't mean "getting to know"!!
That's not what it means!
It means "let's get to know" right?
Yes, I understand.
Then, we'll say goodbye in Akita.
Yes!
I'm nervous!
We'll protect you!
Yes!
We'll protect you!
Then, is it okay?
Idling No. 19, Tachibana-san's request...
Ponchi-san vs. Ookawa Ai-san's shuffle two-shot.
Go ahead!
- We talk about it a lot, right? - That's right.
Ah, that's right. Today, we're both lucky to have matching hair.
- Well, that's true. - Eh?
- Why? - Um, Mizuami...
You came in after me, didn't you?
No, but today...
- Ai came in earlier than me. - Really?
- Yes. - Well, we're matching, right?
- That's right. - That's right, that's right.
- I wanted to know. - Yes, and...
- What is it? - That's right, isn't it?
- Recently... - Yes?
- You know... - Yes?
- Even between members... - Yes?
- You do impersonations in the dressing room. - That's right!
- You like impersonations, don't you? - There's one!
- An impersonation of "this is possible"... - There is?!
- I did it the other day. - Then...
- Go ahead and do it! - Yes!
- Here it is! - I'll do it. - Yes!
- Summer is amazing, wind is cold... - Wait, wait, wait...
- Are you going to do it from now on too? - Yes!
- Are you going to do it? - I'll do it just in case.
- Out of all the impersonations you can do right now... - Yes?
- You think you're the best, right? - Yes, that's right.
- Then you might want to stop. - I'm sorry...
- Honchi-san... - Yes?
- Then... go ahead. - Eh?!
- Do you have one? - Something?
- If you say "impersonation Honchi-san"... - Isn't it an impersonation?
- Yes. - Right?
- That's right, isn't it? - That's right.
- Then... - Yes?
- Natsume Soseki. - Eh?!
- Eh?!
- You're that person, right? You're that person, right? - That person with the money.
- You're that person with the money, right? You're that police officer, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- Ah, go ahead. - With an atmosphere.
- Yes, go ahead. - Something like "this is how it's supposed to be", right?
- Yes. - Hello, I'm Natsume Soseki.
- Amazing! - I think you're similar!
- It's obvious that the studio's writing has changed now. - No, no, not at all, not at all, not at all.
- Eh, then... - Similar, similar.
- We're similar, aren't we? - We're similar, aren't we?
- Yes, we're similar. - Um...
- I also thought you were similar. - Really?
- Natsume Soseki also thought you were similar. - That's how you speak, right?
- I think so. - Really?
- I think so. - Do you really think so?
- Yes, I thought you were similar.
- Are there other impersonations you can do? - Other...
- Other impersonations?! - Other...
- Other...
- Like, second-best ones.
- Second-best... - Erm...
- Then...
- You don't have one?
- You can do impersonations of other members, too.
- Then... - Yeah?
- Kaede's impersonation. - Oh!
- Let's do it. It's your first time, right? - It's my first time doing an impersonation of Kaede.
- Okay, let's do it. - Okay.
- Is that how Kaede does it? - But she does it, doesn't she?
- Doesn't she? - She does it, doesn't she?
When she's a little excited, she can't say anything, but she's excited.
- Ah... - Like that.
- Echinen! - Yes?
- You can do impersonations of Ai-chan, too. - Eh?!
- I don't do it that much, but... - You've been studying Ai-chan a lot lately, so you can do it.
- Studying Ai-chan? - Yeah, you know...
- When you talk with first-year students and second and third-year students... - Yes?
- You can tell Ai-chan's attitude difference. - Ah...
- Please.
- "Ah, yes! That's right! Yes!" - "Eh?"
- "Ah, I see." - "Yes, that's right!"
- Like that. - No way!
- She did it! - Yes!
- No, wait a minute! - Yes?
- Just now... - Yes, yes.
- Just now... - Did you see it?
- No... I can't say I didn't see it. - Can you see it?
- Yeah, I can see it pretty well. - Ah, I see...
- How was it for you two?
- I thought you two wouldn't get along at first.
- Eh?! - That's dangerous!
- I thought you wouldn't get along...
- Amazing... - How was it?
- Amazing... - Even though Bonchi-san said so,
- Even though Bonchi-san said so, you're older, right?
- Yes, that's right. - It looked like you two just had a tingling sensation.
- Yes. - It looked like you two just had a tingling sensation.
- It had been the dirtiest dish I've ever eaten.
- I see. - What did you eat?
- I see. - Why?
- Ah... Alright. It was water and oil.
- Yes. - Thank you!
- Okay, moving on... - What shall we do?!
Let's see the next one.
The next one is this!
No. 8 is a release from Ponchi-san!
No. 7 is Erika Yagawa vs. No. 21 is Taetei Hashimoto!
Ponchi-san! Ponchi-san!
Yes!
What kind of combination is this, Ponchi-san?
These two talk in the dressing room, and their attitude towards Pai-chan's return is really interesting.
So I hope people who are watching this program will watch it, too.
How about you two?
- Yazawa-san is... - Shut up!
- Yazawa-san is... - I don't look at Yazawa-san like that.
It's rare, isn't it?
It's an image that everyone says that Kaede-chan is cute because she's younger than everyone else,
but you don't look like you're in a good mood.
I'm not cute!
- You're not cute! - You say that!
Everyone else says that you're cute, but...
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
- This is going to be interesting.
I just heard it! I said "pig-san"!
I said "pig-san"!
What is "pig" again?
What does "pig" mean? Is it a pig?
Hey! It's not a pig!
It's not a pig!
You're just going around saying "pig", aren't you?
- Yes. - Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
It was unexpected. I didn't know you thought like that, Yazawa-san.
Let's go.
Number 8, a request from Honji-san.
Number 7, Yazawa-san and Number 21, Kaede-chan's two-shot talk.
Please go ahead.
Who cares?
Arimatsu Yazawa-san!
It's not about Arimatsu!
What's with that...
What?
With that face...
What kind of face do you want me to make?
Try it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Why?
Yazawa-san...
In one word...
Konaki-jiji...
And...
In what sense?
You're amazing!
Why?
I'm laughing.
What?
Yazawa-san is funny and...
Like...
This kind of face...
I'm laughing!
I can laugh, can't I?
Humans have to laugh.
What?
Say it without looking at the camera.
Humans have to laugh.
Too bad. The camera was over there.
Tell me about it!
Yazawa-san...
You're my senior.
Yeah.
That's right.
None of you are.
What?
I'm sorry.
What?
Why are you apologizing?
None of you are.
I usually say this about you, but...
I actually like you.
What?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't think you like me.
I like you, but I don't know how to deal with you.
Do you want me to do this or that like you?
Either is fine.
Either is fine?
I'll clean it up later.
That was fun!
How did you like it?
You call me "Pick-san" or "Jai-kun"
That's right. Not a single good example came up.
You're "Chizuka-chan", right?
You're more like "An-man" than "Pick-man", right?
But Kaede-chan, you love Yado-san, so you end up like that, right?
Yes, I love him.
You love him, so you end up like "Jai-kun", right?
So it's like looking at stuffed animals, right?
That's right!
In short, you're like a stuffed pig.
I have stuffed animals like this at home.
Stuff like this?
That's why you have a sense of trust.
But you know what Yado-san said?
I actually like you, Kaede-chan
But did you draw a butt?
I was watching you!
If you drew a butt, I'd eat up your underwear!
Please!
I'm sorry!
Please get along!
Thank you!
Let's continue!
In short, it's this combination!
Again, request from No. 8, Honchi!
No. 6, "Which one will you go home with?", No. 17, Miyake Hitomi-san!
Honchi-san!
Yes!
What kind of combination is this?
This combination is the most unfamiliar combination among the members.
Everyone probably doesn't think of it, right?
Apparently, this was the most requested combination.
If we use a magnet, it's "l" and "n", right?
Since it's so close, it feels like you haven't seen it before, right?
Why are you laughing?
Should we just say it without asking what it is?
Then, please stand by.
What?
Please don't grab each other, okay?
Don't do it!
And please don't use violence with your mouth, okay?
It's not violence!
Then, let's move on.
This is a request from Honchi-san.
Tonoka-san and Miyake-san's shuffle two-shot.
Here you go.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Yes.
Saitane.
Why?
I don't know.
But when I saw today's members, I thought they might come.
No, you didn't.
I thought so.
But when we are talking, we are like...
Why?
But we are talking a lot.
That's right.
But I think we don't talk much.
When we are together...
When we are together, we cross-talk like this.
But when we are together, we don't talk much.
So we are like...
You are right.
We are more talkative.
Yes.
We are more talkative.
But when we go to the bathroom, I think of you.
Yes!
Whenever I want to go to the bathroom, you say "himo!"
I think we are similar.
We are close.
And...
It's cold.
Yes! It's cold!
It's cold.
And...
I think we are close.
That's about it.
We don't talk much.
I don't know.
But we were in the same room in Okinawa, right?
Yes, we were in the same room.
That's right.
We didn't spend much time together.
That's right.
I don't know.
But we are similar?
I mean...
I don't like hot springs.
What?
Hot springs?
I don't like hot springs.
I don't like mats.
I don't like boards.
I see.
I don't like sunbeds.
Sun beds!
I don't like sun beds.
I don't like those either.
I sit on the chairs.
You sit on them.
Did you say you didn't like mats?
I don't like mats.
But other things I can accept.
We can't do anything else but going to hot springs.
Oh, I see.
What can we do about it?
Well, how was it for you two?
Well...
It's tough for those who don't talk.
It was tough, wasn't it?
Yes.
You ended up in the same room, right?
Yes, we did.
You ended up in the same room, but you weren't together.
You weren't just friends, were you?
No, we weren't!
No, we were there, but for example, I had a DVD because I could watch it.
And we were watching it together, but we noticed it and went to sleep.
That's how it was.
It was my pace.
"Hey, I'm going to take a bath," like that.
"Oh, oh," like that.
How was it, everyone?
This was the most requested site, but look at it.
Yeah.
How about you, Konchi?
It was just as I thought it would be.
Just as you thought it would be!
What's that supposed to mean?
Then don't request it!
I know what you're talking about!
I wanted to watch it!
How about you, Ogawa?
Were you excited to watch it?
No, well...
I couldn't find the words.
You're making me worry about you.
But it had the most requests.
It was like "Baba" and "Inoki" in "My Dream."
I want to watch it with you two!
Right?
It's a rare combination.
It's like "Ottori-san" together.
"Ottori-san" together.
Even after we're done talking, we don't look each other in the eye.
That's not true!
It's not like that!
When we're together, we talk normally.
But now that we're together, we don't talk much.
I see.
Next time, we'll do something different and put you two in your own rooms.
Why do you hate it?
We don't hate it!
You obviously hate it.
We'll definitely be in a team!
You'll be in a team!
We don't talk that much.
We're close.
Even if we're talking together.
For example, if Ami comes in here, the three of us will have a great conversation.
Anywhere she goes, it's fun.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, let's look at the next one.
The next combination is this one!
It's a request from Hachigo Honchi.
Wow! Look at this!
13th place, Serina Onegano, 3rd place, 19th place, Tachibana Yurika!
Yes!
You know what, Honchi?
What is it?
It's exactly the same!
What?
It's exactly the same!
Even in the dressing room...
Yes, yes.
It's not that bad.
Well...
It's hard until you get used to being a host.
It's hard to handle.
At first.
Not at all!
It's not like that!
It's not like that?
Yes.
But you talk a lot, right?
Yes, we talk a lot.
It's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same in the opposite sense of the word.
Ah!
In the opposite sense of the word.
Yes, in the opposite sense of the word.
We'll do our best!
Honchi, what do you think will happen?
These two...
Even in the dressing room, they talk like maniacs.
That's right.
Because their hobbies match.
They only talk about things that other members can't keep up with.
The two of them, in the dressing room...
I thought it would be interesting.
I see.
Yes.
Honchi, the producer...
Thank you.
These two can be seen.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, then.
Yes!
Now, let's begin.
A request from Honchi...
A two-shot talk between Nagano-san and Tachibana- san.
Go ahead.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Yes!
I'm so happy!
Yes!
I'm so happy!
No matter where you hit me!
Then, do you want to play Doraemon?
No!
No?
No!
Then, what do you want to talk about?
You know, Ilippe, you like "Hagaren", don't you?
Yes, I like it!
I was wondering if you read girls' manga.
Ah, girls' manga... I've never bought a thick one, though.
Ah...
What kind of manga do you like?
Girls' manga?
Girls' manga...
Girls' manga?
Yes.
The one I like now is "Deliver It To You"...
Ah... girls' manga?
It's like a youth movie.
It's like a youth movie!
Yes, it is!
It's like a comic book.
It's like an anime now.
Yes, it is.
Ah, so it's popular now?
Ah, so if it becomes popular in the future, girls' manga will come out?
I feel like girls' manga will come out.
Yes, seriously.
Ah...
It's a voice actress, Hirono Aya.
It came out! It came out!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hirono Aya TV!
No, no...
Hirono Aya TV!
It's not TV!
It's Hirono Aya TV!
Ah...
See? See?
I've said it like a hundred times in front of the TV.
Really?
This might be my first dream.
Really?
I don't want to lose.
What can you do?
Huh? What can I do?
Then, I'll play Doraemon alone.
Okay, okay.
Here I go.
Yo, Nobita!
Oh, Chaya!
Hey, Doraemon!
When does it continue?
By itself.
I was waiting for something sharper.
I feel like I'm getting used to girl manga.
There are girls like this.
Stop fighting!
I see.
Like friends of the main character.
Yes, yes.
I don't get involved much.
I see, I see.
That kind of thing happens about two times.
This girl is Kisomu Uragiri.
Yes!
It happens about two times!
Yes, yes, yes!
It happens about three times!
It happens about four times!
Wow!
The first time you joined...
Yes.
It was when Tomoe Shunohara...
Ah! It's similar! It's similar!
...was making you think of your grades.
It's similar!
You seemed like you were having fun.
Yes, we were having a lot of fun.
You seemed like you were getting along well.
Yes.
Did you tell everyone?
I don't think we told them!
We told Noa what you seemed like you were having fun with...
...but in the end you didn't say anything.
No, no, no!
It's just the atmosphere.
How are you doing today, producers?
Well, these two are great at showing off on TV...
You did it!
What are you saying?
Yes, well...
Well, let's start with Masato-san.
Yes.
This year, in September...
...we held a solo live quiz show of Bakarizumu!
No idols have come yet...
...but we'll be cheering you on on TV NEXT!
This time too, we'll be doing a solo live show of Bakarizumu!
Please enjoy this premiere live show at home!
Yes!
Please enjoy it!
No idols have come yet...
...but we'll be cheering you on on TV NEXT!
Goodbye!
That's right. I'm sorry.
That's right.
It will be on DVD.
I will buy it.
I will buy a premium pack.
I will buy it.
I will bring it. Just pay me. I will give it to you.
I will sell it to you.
Please.
How was it, everyone?
You saw the combination you wanted to see and this combination.
I'm nervous.
Who are you?
What is your position?
Is there any combination you want to see?
I want to see Yazawa and Serina.
Basically...
You don't like little girls, do you?
That's right.
I don't like little girls.
When I came here for the first time as a first- year student,
I stood in front of the program for the first time as a first-year student and a first-year student.
Serina suddenly hit me on demand.
I've slipped a lot.
Since then, I haven't been close to Serina.
It's been about two years.
It's been about ten or twenty years.
When you become famous, you will be a scary senior.
It's not like that.
I can't stand trauma.
If you have any requests or combinations you want to see, please let me know.
Thank you for coming today.
This was "Two-Shot Talk".
Thank you for coming today.