AISubs v3.5
[Idol Class]
- Now, now, the idol class has begun. - It has begun.
- Oh, by the way, it's almost Christmas, isn't it? - Yes, that's right.
- There are already a lot of gorgeous couples all over the city. - I'm already envious.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Oh, it's really fun today. - It's really fun when you're with me.
- Oh, that's right. - Then, what should we eat?
- Oh, then I'd like the same thing as you. - Okay.
- Excuse me, two curry rice. - Oh, me too, two curry rice.
♪ One pillow is pulled together and a man steps on it. ♪
♪ One by one, they put on gloves and put their hands together. ♪
♪ Looking at each other, I knew the feelings of that day. ♪
♪ Even now, without rushing, my heart reaches out ♪
♪ To the shining sky. ♪
♪ You and me, we still don't love enough. ♪
♪ Let's be together on another day like today. ♪
♪ I want to pick up the bonds that are not alone. ♪
♪ One by one, they put on gloves and put their hands together. ♪
♪ I'm sure tomorrow will be the best happy day. ♪
♪ So we wish for the song, let's sing of our endless love. ♪
♪ I'm so happy, I'm having so much fun. ♪
♪ No matter how much you cry, ♪
♪ I love you so much. ♪
♪ You're a celebrity. ♪
♪ I met you two years ago. ♪
♪ I wish for a day like today. ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
IDOLiNG!
♪ ♪ ♪
(cheers and applause)
Now, it's started.
IDOLing, uh, General Manager,
I'm Bakarizumi Masa. Nice to meet you.
(cheers and applause)
Assistant, Nam, and Sergey, I'm Nansan. Nice to meet you.
(cheers and applause)
I'm sure she'll get mad.
She'll get mad.
Yasaya-san has a big heart.
That's right.
I see.
Thank you.
Everyone is spinning this.
Isn't it good?
It's cute.
I'm jealous of you.
It's the easiest face for me to make.
Let's do our best today!
"Idling" is a swimsuit DVD that completely records the four nights and five days of having fun and having fun at Okinawa Manza Beach!
"Gravure Idol"'s DVD "Don't you do it this far?" is currently in high demand!
"What to do? What will happen?" "Idling"
We're about to wrap up this year.
This time, in winter 2009,
Idling will discuss various problems that Idling has.
And by finding solutions,
Idling can improve in 2010.
That's the plan.
And today, we'll talk about Idling's problems.
Idling staff always have problems.
Please find solutions during this year.
Let's start with the first topic.
The first one is...
The first topic is...
Idling's problems.
Wait a minute.
This is a serious topic.
This is a personal problem.
Idling's problems.
I'd like to ask you about this.
How about you, Yanoda?
Asahi-san often smells her own head.
She smells her own head?
After she smells her own head,
she sometimes...
I don't know!
Stop it!
I don't do it!
Do you really do it?
I do it!
I really do it!
Asahi-san, do you smell it?
I don't!
I often see it when we rehearse.
That's right!
After you sweat, you brush your hair.
After you brush your hair, you brush your hair.
That's right!
Asahi-san, since you have this much audience, you must be able to smell it for sure, what do you think?
But... I'm washing my hair properly...
You just smelled it! You just touched it!
You just touched it!
When will you take this scent to your nose?
I can't smell it! I can't smell it!
That's not it! It's like, I'm nervous and I'm like "ah!" and you're like "ah, that's right, right?"
"Ah, what should I do?" You know what I mean, right?
Don't you know?
What do you want me to do?
Well, you can brush your hair, but you can't go too far from there.
There's a problem with Asahi's nose.
There seems to be another problem with Asahi's nose.
Ponpi-san, what do you think?
Yes, Nao has a habit of laughing and hiding when she makes a mistake or gets angry.
There are times when I laugh and hide while touching my head.
There are times when you laugh and hide while touching your head.
So you want her to forgive you for everything?
That's right.
Isn't that kind of thing? You're laughing like that.
I'm laughing a little bit.
She's smiling a little.
But if Ponpi-san tells me, I think I should fix it.
You're being forced to do it.
Why? Why are you laughing?
Also, when you're angry, you can make a weird face and hide it.
That's...
That's completely a slap in the face!
That's it!
That's...
Umeko gets angry with a joke, so I laugh and hide it and make her laugh.
But other people are laughing and hiding it too.
When you're dancing rehearsal and you get the wrong position...
Which one is it?
Everyone is doing it seriously.
That's right.
You're being forced to laugh and hide it.
That's right.
You know...
I'm a tearful person.
You're a tearful person.
You're a tearful person!
I'm sorry!
I can't say I'm a tearful person, but...
I'm a tearful person, so...
Um...
Tears.
Su-chan, you're being forced to laugh so much.
Tears!
Why?!
Tears!
Su-chan, I'm sorry.
It's because you got it wrong, right?
I said "tears", so it's "tears".
That's right.
You didn't say "tears", right?
You're a tearful person!
Even with such a mistake, you think you've done it and you're like "eh?"
But you're in the gym and you're like "okay, I can't do it here.
If I cry here, I'll go back to Ponchi-san's house again."
So...
Wait a minute!
Ponchi-san who came out earlier...
What does Ponchi-san mean to you?
You're being forced to laugh so much.
I'm only 15 years old.
It's been 3 months.
If you say such things, I'll get irritated.
Is there anything else you haven't fixed, Asahi?
Well...
Asahi is only 15 years old and she's in an idol group.
That's right.
She can normally act on her own.
But she still can't act on her own.
She can't.
She can't do anything.
She can't go to the bathroom alone.
She can't ride the train alone either.
Why is that?
Of course it's because she's worried about being alone.
That's right!
When she's riding the train alone...
She was talking to her brother and said, "You can't ride the train alone, can you?"
When she was riding the train alone and asked him, "What are you going to do?"
He said, "What are you going to do?" and put a towel in his mouth.
He had a gauze in his mouth.
It's not a gauze!
It's like a towel.
It's like a towel gauze.
He put a gauze in his mouth and covered it with it.
And he smelled it when he was worried about being alone.
He's like a weirdo.
When you're nervous or something like that, you smell it right away.
There's a habit of smelling food first and then eating it.
Before you eat it, you smell it!
But even before we were told that we can't be alone,
Kaire-chan told us that as well.
Kaire-chan is surprisingly good at being alone.
When I was staying at a hotel with Kaire-chan,
Kaire-chan said that she would go to a nearby vending machine and buy a drink by herself.
But when I was with Asahi, Asahi said, "Don't you want to drink something over there?"
Could you go with me and buy something?
Kaire-chan was much louder.
Kaire-chan told me that.
First of all, if an older person tells you that, you have to be strong.
But now, I can go anywhere by myself.
Whether it's Shibuya or anywhere else.
No way!
You're lying!
You can't!
How do you decide?
I can't even go to the bathroom.
You can't even go to the bathroom?!
You want me to wipe it for you?!
That's not it!
What is it?!
That's not it!
You're lying!
What is it?!
That's not it!
How about you, Kaire-chan?
She doesn't care about anything and says anything right away.
What?
Anything.
For example?
For example, if I'm told to do something funny and I do it, it's boring.
If I'm told to do something funny and I do it, it's boring.
That's breaking up.
You start with a siren and you go from the bottom up.
Wow, what do I do?
Everyone, watch carefully.
Why?
What do I do?!
Is it okay for you to say things like this?
If you don't start with "now", your idling won't change.
Is it okay for you to say things like that?
I'm holding on to the key.
Are you serious?
I am.
But you've been the youngest before, right?
The youngest, yes.
But it seems like you're the youngest.
There are some parts you need to work on.
But it was a bit quiet at the time.
When I was writing on the train, there was no one talking.
So I was like, "Say something funny."
That's how you do it, right?
Saying "say something funny" is pretty reckless.
On the contrary, you do something funny and...
That's right.
But I can't do it.
Don't make me do it.
That's right.
Don't make me do it.
You just say "but I can't do it."
But I can't do it.
Is there anything else?
There was a time when I taught Nao-chan how to study.
Kaede-chan and I were studying together.
Kaede-chan was listening to me.
But when I was explaining to Nao-chan, I looked at Nao- chan and she was sleeping.
She was sleeping while I was teaching her.
I was a bit disappointed.
How was it teaching her?
How was it?
It was a bit annoying in between.
That's not it!
The biggest problem right now is Asahi-san's academic ability.
Because...
It's getting worse and worse.
I don't know how much I can actually study.
That's right.
Are you okay at school?
No, not at all.
It's like...
No, but...
There are times when I win and go to sleep.
I'm the type of person who keeps asking things I don't know.
So I ask my teacher a lot of questions.
But when it's a test or something like that, I forget everything.
That's not good!
You should revise!
Let's do work.
You're the same age as me!
Seriously!
I know you say it like that, but recently I feel like I can study more than Nao.
You're looking at me like that.
Seriously!
Seriously, this is a little annoying!
You're the same age as me, right?
Seriously!
For example, what do you do at school now?
Right now I like public school, so I do public school work.
You like public school?!
No, I only have boys.
Why?!
You're the same age as me!
You like public school, so you do public school work.
You like public school, but you're ugly? Why?!
You're more ugly!
Okay, there's no end to this!
For now, it's a problem to scratch your head.
It's okay to scratch it, but it's bad to smell it.
Please watch it carefully in the future.
Okay, the next question is...
This one!
This is a problem!
This one is...
What is it?!
It's already an international problem.
I wonder why...
What is it?
What is it? Is there something wrong?
Are you actually harming someone right now?
Well, Ami-chan usually has a sour look on her face.
A sour look?!
Do you know what I mean?!
You know, right?!
Do it, do it, do it!
Ah, I know what you mean!
It's a habit of mine to do it like this.
I don't even notice it myself, but when I'm on-air and stuff, I notice it.
My mouth, like, how do you say it...
When I touch my nose or blink my eyes, my mouth...
The most common thing is my mouth...
You open your mouth a lot.
And when I'm looking at it like this, I do it like this.
Isn't it actually sour?
It's not sour at all, but...
It sounds like a reason, so I do it like that.
It's in the phrase you're talking about, right?
That's right, that's right...
You're using "that's right, that's right..."
I want to do it like that!
You want to do it like that, but you're just saying it casually.
That's right, that's right...
It's not a problem, is it?
If you make that face, people will think you're not cute.
Wait a minute!
People will think you're not cute?
Some people might think so.
And even if you say it like that, it makes me angry.
Why?
These two are not on good terms.
How about you, Okawa-san?
That's right. Ami-chan is...
What was it again?
She likes...
It's not like she doesn't like it, but...
For example...
Kaede-chan, who is 21 years old, and everyone else's attitude is different.
You like Kaede-chan, don't you?
You're very kind.
But Kaede-chan...
There should be a lot of people younger than Ami- chan other than Kaede-chan.
That's right.
You're just saying it casually.
I wanted to say it myself, but when I looked at my phone, it was gone.
That's terrible!
But Kaede-chan is also very special.
She's so little. How do you say it? She's younger than her little brother.
That's why she's so cute.
But whether you have one or two kids, it doesn't matter if you have one, two, or three kids.
It's the same, right?
It's not the same!
It's not like that.
So...
That's how it is.
How about you, Kaede-chan?
For me, it's amazing.
But sometimes I'm a little scared.
That's too cute!
Wait! Let's talk about that!
Shut up!
I don't think I said it on purpose, but sometimes I'm a little scared.
How do you say it?
Maybe you shouldn't say it.
Kaede-chan is cute and big.
What should I say?
She always says things that are a little sharp.
And it's not like we're trying to threaten her or anything like that.
Did you say it in front of the camera?
I say "Ami-chan" in front of her, but when she's not around I say "Ami-san".
I turned it off yesterday.
You can't see the distance.
Ami-san, you said it earlier, right?
I think you said it around here.
No, I just said it wrong.
You said it wrong.
Right?
You said it wrong!
You're lying!
You're laughing at me!
Kaede-chan always has her makeup done and gets cute.
And when we're about to start, Ami-chan is going to pinch Kaede-chan's face like this.
She's always doing it without pinching it.
That's why we're always doing it without pinching it.
But it's cute!
Let's move on.
The next topic is this.
Kana Yui's question.
Here it is!
Mine is also pretty difficult, so please do something about it.
It's a serious problem, isn't it?
Why is that?
I don't know what to think about it.
It's a problem you have to do something about it within a year.
How about you, Nagano-san?
Well, Umeko is pretty high-tensioned, but when she gets tired and I talk to her, she goes a little "through".
Do you know that?
Thank you!
The difference in tension is intense.
Yes, it is.
It's very intense.
I know that.
I don't think I'm that high-tensioned, but as I get older...
I'm sorry, but you just imitated Akino Nakamori.
I didn't!
You didn't, did you?
Yes.
You sounded like you were imitating Akino Nakamori.
Stop it!
I'm just talking normally, but...
Also...
This might be a problem, but...
I have rhinitis and my ears are getting farther and farther away every year.
It's a serious problem!
It's a serious problem for Yui Kawamura.
It's like going to the hospital.
That's right.
It's like that, isn't it?
That's right.
It's not like I'm saying it for that reason.
That's right.
It depends on your mood and time, but there's a big difference in mental age.
I know!
Sometimes you're in your 40s.
I'm not in my 40s, but...
There's a big difference in tension.
I sidestep when I'm happy.
What?
I sidestep when I'm happy.
You're happy, but you sidestep when you're sad.
You don't have many chances to sidestep.
That's why you're so excited.
How can I say it?
I think I'm a child when it comes to products.
When I'm happy, I'm happy.
When I'm bored, I'm bored.
I say that out loud.
You're really excited today.
She's really excited.
What happened?
She's always talking in her room.
She's louder than Annie, isn't she?
You're louder than Annie, aren't you?
Annie is louder than you, right?
You're right.
You're right, Annie.
Basically, what about Annie, who is the loudest?
That's a problem.
What do you mean by louder than Annie?
Today, you said Annie and Umeko and that Umeko was louder than you, right?
Annie is a person of support.
Annie is...
She doesn't waver, right?
She doesn't waver.
She doesn't look down on others.
But, you know, Umeko...
She said she's older than you.
She's older than you and...
The older group and the younger group are sometimes separated at work.
At that time, I'm always in the younger group.
I think this is a serious problem, but I'm nervous when I talk to people of the same age.
What? Why?
I get nervous when I talk to people of the same age.
Why do you get nervous?
I don't know. I feel like I have different standards.
For example...
You're an old woman, right?
So, fashion and...
You're an old woman, right?
Can you listen to me?
So, fashion and...
When I talk about fashion and brands that are older than me,
I feel like I'm the same age.
If I make a mistake, I feel like I'll be attacked by people of the same age.
You won't be attacked!
But if it's someone younger than me, I can laugh it off.
But if it's someone younger than you and you're nervous...
Ami-chan will be nervous, too.
Even Hii-chan will be nervous.
Really?
People of the same age...
Us, too.
People of the same age...
Us, too.
Su-chan is amazing.
Us, too.
I'm the same age, too.
Su-chan...
I'm sorry, but can we have an announcement?
Everyone, please watch "Ainori", a popular love- observation variety show that ended with "osumarex" on TV.
Please watch it!
Yes, and with that...
Goodbye!
What is it?
Are you nervous?
Everyone, let's look at the rest of the seconds.
We didn't say anything!
The rest of the seconds... Ah, this is bad, bad, bad.
I've only seen Yui-chan naked.
That's true!
She says she's seen it, but she's younger.
That's true!
Even in the bath...
That's right!
It's not like we're separated, but we're close.
That's right!
Ami-chan, Shii-chan, Ai-chan, Honchey...
When we go in together...
That's why...
Umeko goes in with Serina, Nao, and Kaede-chan.
Because it's fun!
Don't say that!
Because it's fun!
Why are you acting like a child?
Don't say that!
Because, you know...
You're already five years old!
You know...
Hey, calm down!
It's not a school room, it's a program!
When we go to the bathhouse...
You know...
They do a lot of push-ups!
Push-ups?
Those little girls.
Honchey, look at Matsuno-san's face!
That's right!
When we go to the bathhouse...
Yes, it's much fun when we do push-ups.
I'm sorry!
You can do anything!
Yes, like...
Umeko is familiar with...
Older people, younger people, and seniors.
That's right!
That's why she knows them well.
I'm sorry.
By the way...
By the way, everyone.
Tomorrow, October 28th...
What day is it?
Yes!
Serina-chan, what day is it?
E-Nipah!
Bring me Nipah. What's that?
It's like "smile day".
Kaya-chan, do you know what day it is?
Do you know? October 28th.
Christmas?
What?
I'm sorry.
If you don't know this, you'll be dropped out of the show.
No one knows?
Yes!
It's MC Master-san's birthday!
Happy birthday!
I'm amazing!
You're 40 years old!
40 years old?
I'm not 40 years old!
I'm 34 years old.
Thank you!
I'm amazing!
Happy birthday!
I think it's the first time for me to be congratulated like this in a show like this.
I've been congratulated differently before, but...
For the third year in a row.
For the third year... It's not like I failed this year or anything, right?
It's because of the team!
It's because of the team that I'm really nervous right now!
I thought it would be like this, so...
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry.
I hope you'll continue to support me.
I'll do my best.
Huh? That's right.
Um... Um... Asahi-san...
Don't let the rumor that I'm 40 years old get out.
I'm 40 years old...
What's your ambition after turning 40?
It's not 40!
It's 34! 34!
What's your ambition after turning 34?
My ambition after turning 34 is...
That's right...
I only think about being popular.
I came into this world to do that.
But recently, Masuo-san...
You've become that kind of character, haven't you?
At first, you'd wear a backpack and walk under the desk, right?
I walked under the desk?!
That was in the beginning!
When you'd walk under the desk...
Yeah, you'd walk like a cockroach!
You'd walk under your sleeve and stuff like that!
That's not it!
Why are you like that recently?
That's not it!
Please calm down!
Huh?!
It's normal!
It's normal for you to walk under the desk!
Anyway, thank you very much!
Thank you!
By the way...
Last week...
An announcer from Fuji TV, who's turned one years old...
Is here with us.
Su-chan, you know, right?
Yes! Of course!
From Su-chan's mouth...
I'm Morimoto-san!
Yes! Congratulations!
It's our first time doing this, right?
It's our first time!
What's with us?
Is it time for us to go public?
What's with this?
Are you going to take it home and put it in a box or something like that?
Are you okay?
By the way, how old are you now?
I'm 32 years old!
Congratulations!
You were 29 years old when you started being an idol, right?
That's right!
These three years have been really precious to me.
Thank you!
Looks delicious!
I have a bad feeling about this.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Thank you.
I see, you were already 29 years old.
I was also 30 years old!
That's right!
34 years old!
I was 34 years old!
Wow!
That's amazing!
You're an old man!
The amount of calories is different now!
You've become an old man!
I'm an old man!
Well, from everyone's perspective, you're an old man and an old woman, right?
That's right!
I hope that next year, someone else won't be standing here.
That's all I wish for!
I hope that this place won't become a Kano Eko!
That's all for today!
This has been a birthday party!