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[What will happen in the first episode of "HAPPY TALK"?]
By the way, we had a small project when we first joined.
- We did! What was it? - "HAPPY TALK" with double eyes?
- We did! - We asked questions of announcers.
- Like, "Please invite us as guests." - Right.
We had a project where we could talk a lot in the beginning, so it was a lot of fun!
- We did our best and checked materials and stuff. - Yeah.
- But where did it go? - We did it like twice and...
- Huh? Where did it go? - Before we knew it, we asked the announcer, "Next one! Next one!"
- We started getting asked that every week. - Like, "Are you doing it today?"
- "Next one! Next one! Next one!" - Yeah, we asked a lot of questions in the beginning, but they kept postponing it.
- But now, we're like, "Sakuma-san, I didn't know you had a project like that." - Yeah.
- What didn't go well? - Because we even got the third person's materials.
The best happy day♪ (saikou no happi desu)
(satenai ai mo utau)
(ureshisugite tenoshisugite)
(kimi ga naikura nakerjau hodo)
(toyosukina kimi wa)
(celebrate)
(ano ni neguita)
(suki)
Idling!
Wow! When the opening started, butterflies came out!
Why? Why?
Butterflies! Butterflies!
Wow!
Butterflies came in from heaven!
Look! Look!
Let's begin!
Now...
Sakuma-san is...
Sakuma-director is on my shoulder.
Now, let's begin!
Such...
Such a memorable show, Idling!
We are MCs of BBC, Matt and Esther.
Please give us a round of applause.
On my shoulder...
This show is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now newbies...
...to become one of them.
It's a brand-new show!
Idols and super-idols are popular!
Every week, we bring you the latest news.
Now, let's begin!
Idling!
Now, let's begin!
Idling!
Can you feel their dazzling swimsuits...
...that you can only see now?
Their naked faces...
...are there!
Idling! Swimsuit DVD!
On sale now!
If you make Idling your girlfriend...
It's a nostalgic song, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
In order to become a top idol in the entertainment world, you have to be loved by many people.
Today, we will ask each department of Fuji TV who would you like to be your girlfriend if you showed a picture of an idol group member to a handsome man who is rumored to be handsome.
Idol groups, please guess which member you would like to be your girlfriend with.
In order to find a handsome man who is rumored to be handsome in Fuji TV, we have a reporter with us today.
This is Matsumura Miyo, an announcer of Fuji TV.
Matsumura-san!
Miyo-pan!
I'm Miyo-pan of Fuji TV.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Bakarutsumu.
Miyo-pan-san, I'm looking at your picture.
Miyo-pan!
Miyo-pan-san!
By the way, if Miyo-pan-san were a man, who would you like to be your girlfriend with?
If I were a man...
Look at that picture.
I've chosen one.
Who is it?
This girl.
That's right!
What kind of girl is it?
Well, she seems sweet and good at what she does.
I think she's the kind of girl that guys will fall for.
She seems cute.
She's not like that at all!
I'm happy!
At this point, she looks like a middle school boy.
No, no, no!
She's more of a boyish kind of girl.
I see.
Please look for handsome guys later!
Please!
Yes!
Everyone wants to be chosen for this, right?!
Yes!
You're full of handsome guys, you know!
What do you mean "full of"?
Asahi-san! Asahi-san, you're good at looking at people.
No, you're deceiving me!
You're hiding your face!
Matsukura-san! Matsukura-san! Have you found a handsome guy?!
Yes!
You've found one!
Yes!
Since it was a holiday, there was an employee of Fuji TV.
Yes!
It's that person, right?!
Yes! I'm sorry for making you busy!
He's handsome, isn't he?!
He's handsome!
His name is...
I'm Masanobu Morizaki.
Morizaki-san!
Yes!
He's Mr. Morizaki!
Mr. Morizaki, what kind of work do you do at Fuji TV?
I work in a department called "transformation."
Transformation?!
Transformation, yes!
Oh my!
It's really important and important in the middle, isn't it?!
Yes!
It seems like you've had a really popular life, isn't it?!
It's not like that!
Matsukura-san, you're really going for it!
Your attitude is really wonderful!
Thank you!
By the way...
Mr. Morizaki...
Mr. Morizaki!
How many girls are you dating right now?!
Yes?!
How many girls are you dating right now?!
There aren't any right now.
WHAT?! THERE AREN'T ANY?!
THERE DEFINITELY ARE!
It doesn't have to be official.
How many girls do you think you can meet easily?
Ah, zero.
They're definitely playing.
Matsumina-san, please ask your question.
Yes, the studio is full of excitement.
Morisaki-san, do you know these girls who are idols?
Yes, of course we know.
Thank you!
Today, we'd like you to choose one girl who you think you can make your girlfriend out of these girls.
Yes, I understand.
Have you decided?
Yes, we have.
Have you decided? Yes, we have decided.
Then, please tell us the points you chose.
She looks mature.
And...
She looks like she can eat ramen by herself.
Ramen by herself?
Yes.
And she likes trees and writes poems in her room by herself.
She writes poems?
Does that mean she's a mysterious girl?
Yes.
Does that mean she's a mysterious girl?
Not really mysterious, but she has a shadow.
She has a shadow.
I see.
You like girls with shadows, don't you?
Yes.
I see.
She doesn't look like one, but she has a shadow.
I see.
Then, we will sum up the points in the studio.
Yes.
Moritake-san just gave you the points.
She looks mature.
And she looks like she can eat ramen by herself.
And...
She writes poems in her room.
She has a shadow.
She doesn't look like one, but she looks like she can eat ramen by herself.
Then, we will sum up the points in the studio.
Please write your comments.
She looks mature.
There are many girls who eat ramen by themselves.
Yoda-san, did you eat ramen by yourself when you were young?
I ate it by myself on my birthday.
I wish I could eat it by myself.
I'm sure you won't eat it by yourself.
I wish I could eat it by myself.
Let's eat it.
Are you ready?
Please show me your answers.
Sakai-san.
Endo-san.
Tachibana-san.
Maipuru-san.
Tachibana-san.
Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru, Maipuru!
Tachibana-san.
Yazawa-san.
Maipuru, Tachibana-san.
Maipuru is the most common.
She eats it by herself.
She writes poems by herself.
She doesn't write paper.
She doesn't write poems.
She has a shadow.
When it comes to poems, there is something like Maipuru.
Tachibana-san is also the second most common.
What is it?
First glance...
First glance puberty.
Yuu-saki, Yuu-saki, Yuu-saki.
First glance puberty.
It's first glance puberty, but I don't know what you're thinking about.
That's right!
Salesman!
Is there an answer?
Matsumura-san, please.
Yes!
Let me announce the answer!
Who do you want to make your lover?
Yes!
Do you want to go on a trip alone?
At first glance, it seems bright, but I think it's okay even if you go alone.
Certainly, I have the image of going alone.
I see.
By the way...
Well...
Morisaki-san...
Yes?
On the contrary...
Yes?
Well...
This girl...
Excuse me!
This girl...
By the way...
At first glance...
It's okay, but...
This girl...
Excuse me!
I would like you to choose this girl.
Yes.
Very soon...
She's fast!
Have you decided?
Yes!
Have you decided?
Yes!
What's the point?
The point is...
She seems very nervous...
She seems nervous...
And...
She seems to be checking her mobile phone...
Ah!
She's checking her mobile phone without permission...
And she wants you to say various details...
That's right.
I see.
Wait a minute...
I'll think about it...
Yes!
Well...
To summarize the points...
She seems nervous...
And...
She seems to be checking her mobile phone...
Ah!
Please write who it is!
I can only see her face...
Well...
You can only see her face, right?
Her face?
You can only see her face, right?
Yes.
You can only see her face, right?
She's saying "forget it"...
Eh? Who is it?
Who is it in reality?
Maybe it's Hii-chan?
Eh? Who could it be?
Time's up!
Well then...
Yes, let's see. Open at once!
I see, I see.
Wait, it's embarrassing that Erica and I are both writing.
But we know each other pretty well.
Wait a minute.
What do you like about Michael?
If it's just his face, I'd like him to have a face that makes you look at your phone.
A face that makes you look at your phone? What kind of face is that?
Like his eyes.
Eh? Kikuchi-san...
Do you think he's nervous?
Nervous? His face is annoying.
This is the worst!
His face is annoying.
These two are just crushing each other.
No!
Don't do it! It's kind of scary.
Rather than looking at your phone, I don't want you to be next to me.
These two are just breaking up.
Well then, is there an answer?
Matsumura-san, please.
I don't want to be chosen.
Well then, let's announce the answer!
Is there something you don't want your lover to do?
- Who is it? - A social worker!
- A teacher! - A social worker!
- A teacher! - A teacher!
- Oh, it's you! - It's you!
- Wait, wait! - Wait!
- Let's sort this out! - Yes.
First of all, why is it you?
Well, it's like...
I'm about to look at my phone.
- It's more troublesome than I thought! - It's more troublesome than I thought!
- Morisaki-san! Morisaki-san!
- Yes? - You're correct!
- Oh, thank you! - No, it's you all!
I don't think I can even take a bath, so I'm scared.
- I don't think you can even take a bath, so I'm scared.
- It's okay! - It's okay!
It's beautiful! It's beautiful!
- You're right! - It's beautiful!
- You're right! - Wait, I don't think it's like that anymore!
Wait, I don't think it's like that anymore!
- Yes, and so... - You're right!
- Thank you very much, Morisaki-san! - You're right!
- Thank you very much, Morisaki-san! - Thank you!
- Well then, Matsuma-san, please look for the next handsome guy! - Yes! I'll do my best!
- Didn't we have a chance to find someone who's not an idol? - Huh?
- We were looking for the wrong idol... - Yeah, we were looking for the wrong idol and then we got hurt...
- Oh, you found out? - You found out? - We found out!
- But I want to be happy again! - Eh, do you actually look at your phone?
- No, I don't! - You don't?!
- You definitely don't! - You definitely don't!
- Yeah, I'm someone who takes care of my private life!
- I think looking at a photo and looking at a person in person are different! - I see!
- It's because you look serious! - Ah!
- Your face looks serious! - Isn't it a little noisy?
- When you look back and look at other people... - Yeah...
- I want a picture where you're smiling! - But Su - chan, you're right, right? - Yes!
- I also think it looks like me! - Oh, you too, Tojimaru-san?!
- Su-chan just reacted to me! - No, but you look serious, so I think you're right!
- Tojimaru-san, what do you think? - Yes!
- But you know, in videos you can tell that I'm not talking much... - I see!
- But in real life you can tell that I'm calm! - I see!
- Ah, I see! - It's because you talk and your image completely changes, right? - Yes!
- You look like a carrier woman! - Ah!
- You look like you'd look good in a suit! - What's a carrier woman like?!
- You look like you'd look good in a suit! - Why are you telling me not to be an idol?!
- That's right! That's right! - After work, right?
- That's right! That's right! - That's right!
- Now, Matsumura-san at the scene...
- Next up, the handsome guy is... - Can we see him? Let's go back and see him!
- Is he really there? - Is he there?
- Yes, I'm Matsumura! - Yes!
- He's there! He's there! - He's just in the right place!
- Yes! - He's my colleague, Yoshida-san!
- Oh, colleague! Newcomer! - Oh!
- Yoshida-san! - Yes!
- Where do you work normally? - I work at a variety production center.
- Oh! A variety production center! - Yes!
- What's your job program? - My job program is...
- Uh... Netflix and Campus Night Fist and... - Oh!
- Oh! That's a complete variety show!
- You also work in Japanese, right?
- Well, Yoshida-san is going to become a director one day...
- Yes! - And a producer one day...
- Oh! - Oh!
- If you don't choose him now, then it's a little...
- Hello! We're Maseki Entertainment's comedy team!
- We're looking forward to working with you! - We're looking forward to working with you!
- We're Maseki Entertainment's number one comedy team!
- We're looking forward to working with you! - We're looking forward to working with you!
- In addition to this program, we also do jokes and such...
- Of course, you can also appear as panelists and such...
- Yes, my manager's name is Kobayashi, so you can call me that...
- Yes! - Yes!
- We're looking forward to working with you!
- Now, then...
- Uh...
- Yoshida-san! - Yes!
- Among these... - Yes!
- They're idols, but... - Yes!
- Uh...
- If you were to choose a lover... - Yes!
- I'd like you to choose someone you like... - Yes!
- Is that okay with you? - Yes!
- Has it been decided? - It's been decided!
- It's been decided?! - Yes!
- Uh... - Yes!
- By the way, what's your point?
- My point is... I like girls who are "M"-like...
- "M"-like girls? - Yes!
- So you're an "S"?! - Yes!
- Uh... I'm usually an "AD" or "M", so... - I see!
- My life is a little "S"-like... - I see!
- So you like girls you can be "S" with... - Yes!
- I understand! - Is there a point you can be "S" with?
- Uh... I like girls who are "far-sighted"...
- "Far-sighted"? - "Far-sighted girls"?
- Yes! - What does that mean?
- I like girls who are "far-sighted" even though we're talking...
- I like girls like that... - Wow!
- And lastly... - Wow!
- I like girls who are "sweet" in their rooms...
- Uh... I like girls who are "sweet" in their rooms and "sweet" in their hearts...
- "Sweet" in their hearts?! - Yes!
- I like girls who are "sweet" in their rooms and "sweet" in their hearts and "sweet" in their hearts... - Wow!
- It's realistic to keep this. - It's realistic.
- It makes you smile, doesn't it? - Okay, let's organize it and decide now.
- A "sweet" girl... - Okay.
- And a girl with "sweet" eyes. - Uh-huh.
- She's grinding beans with her hands. - Uh-huh.
- Um... - Yes!
- And who did you pick? Please show us! - Um...
- She's really cute, isn't she? - Uh...
Who could it be?
It's a bit far away.
Who could it be?
It's a bit far away.
It's funny.
It's like a meme.
It's like rolling on a screen.
It's something you like.
But you said I had all three of them.
Time's up!
Among the members?
Let's see.
Aichi.
It's Ogawa-san.
Aamura-Yui-chan.
Su-chan, Su-chan, Aichi, Rurika-chan, Su-chan, Konchi, Tonoka-san, Serina, Serina, Serina, Michael...
Tonoka-san?
She's not here today.
She's too young.
Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su- chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan, Su-chan...
It's funny, so you'll get 50 points.
Who is the most?
Su-chan.
Please announce the correct answer!
Who do you want to make your lover?
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
[cheering]
[laughter]
[speaking in Japanese]
[laughter]
[cheers]
What?! Why?!
There's a picture of that!
Thank you very much, Ms. Yoshida!
Thank you!
Thank you, Ms. Yoka!
Thank you very much!
I can't believe it!
Why?!
I'm so happy!
It's great!
It's great, isn't it?
But when you look at the picture, it's like Mr. Yoda's picture is like an electric sign or something like that.
But still!
Here's an announcement!
In a new video, we'll give you lots of information about Japanese hot springs!
Please watch "More Hot Springs Go!"!
So, Ms. Yoda, you've been chosen.
What's it like in your room?
My room is...
It's not like this.
It's not like this?
It's not like this, but...
It's amazing!
Ms. Yoda!
Please say one last word to the camera!
Yes!
Please do!
Thank you!
I'm a good woman!
It's tough when you don't have any customers.
Can we not do this segment this time?
We won't stop.
We'll keep doing it.
I wrote Ami-chan because I'm excited.
Both of you are Ami-chan.
But...
But the members actually think you're Kikuchi-san.
The members actually think you're Kikuchi-san.
I thought it was good when Erica was chosen.
When I thought about it, it's the same as being chosen.
That's right!
It's amazing that you all agree like this.
I was surprised that you all agreed like this.
I had a sense of unity.
I think there are still handsome men in Fuji TV.
I'm sure it won't end at one meeting.
Why are there handsome men in Fuji TV?
Are there a lot of mentai characters?
Until now, there have been quite a lot of handsome men in Fuji TV, right?
There have been.
Are they all handsome men?
I think there are more.
That's all for "What if you make your idol your girlfriend?"
Goodbye!