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Wow, everyone's great.
Among them, people from the north...
People from the north...
Where are you from?
Ibaraki!
Wow, amazing.
Isn't it amazing? Everyone said Ibaraki.
Now, people from the south...
Where are you from?
Fukuoka!
Miyazaki!
What's with you?
Fukuoka!
What's with Miyazaki?
Monk!
Here I go!
My love story
The story of love's magic
But I'm sure it's just one-sided
I'll tell you
I'll tell you!
The boy in the next class
Is he too handsome?
Or is he just like you?
He's too handsome
Too handsome?
Are you talking to someone?
Are you talking to girls?
Teacher! Please listen to me!
Don't don't be bad
I'm sorry
The truth is
He's too handsome
♪ Are you aware of my feelings? ♪
[Idol]
Hello, I'm Masumi, the host of "Idol in a restaurant".
I'm Maika Saito, the announcer of "Magic Fish".
This program is for girls who are growing up as idols and are now advancing in their careers to become one of them.
This is "Idol in a restaurant".
The theme of "Idol in a restaurant" is "the Japanese language you want to speak as your second voice".
Endo-san!
Yes, my third idol word is Japanese.
The Japanese language I want to speak as my second voice is Mt. Fuji.
Oh!
The Japanese language I want to speak as my second voice is "shunkatsuto"
My first idol word is "honchi".
The Japanese language I want to speak as my second voice is "hanpen"
My second idol word is "year-end jumbo takara kuji"
Thank you very much!
My name is Yui Kawamura. The second Japanese word I want to say is "kawamura"!
My name is Hitomi Sakai. The second Japanese word I want to say is "diamond"!
My name is Hinao Mizugawa. The second Japanese word I want to say is "rice"!
My name is Chika Chiami. The second Japanese word I want to say is "thank you"!
My name is Ayanami Kunijuugo. The second Japanese word I want to say is "yahoo"!
So, let's get excited!
Can you get excited by their dazzling swimsuits that you can only see now?
Their naked faces are there!
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"MANIA IDOL"!
Now, this is today's theme of "MANIA IDOL", which wants to become a MANIA IDOL who has MANIA knowledge even though he is an IDOL!
It's a finger whistle.
Okay, one, two...
Finger whistle!
Yes, finger whistle.
Finger whistle!
It's like this, like this.
Like this.
Like this, like this.
Have you seen it before?
No, we haven't.
You haven't?
No, we haven't.
You haven't seen it before?
No, we haven't.
I don't know how to do it.
There are some difficult things, but Saito-san, of course you can do it, right?
No, no, I can't do it at all.
Not at all?
Is it only me?
Okay, since we're here, let's do it so that everyone can do it!
Okay, first of all, let's have the professional finger whistle players show us how it's done.
FINGER WHISTLE!
Today's money idol and finger whistle instructor is a 17-year-old master of finger whistles, Mr. Yoshida of the finger whistle school.
Nice to meet you.
Master!
Nice to meet you.
Master, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Is finger whistle something anyone can do?
If you practice it, anyone can do it.
If you practice it, even if you can't do it now, you can do it if you practice it properly.
That's what it is.
I'd like you to tell me right away.
How should we do it?
There are various ways of doing it in Alps.
There are about three.
Three?
The first one is called Alps finger whistle.
Alps?
Yes.
I think there are people who often cheer and blow with a ring.
Yes, I've done it in the park.
That's it.
It's like winding your tongue up and putting your ringed finger on it.
I see.
This is an Alps finger whistle.
Wow!
What's next?
The second one is to put two fingers on it.
I've seen it before.
Wow!
What is this called?
Two fingers on it.
Wow!
What's the third one?
The third one is...
It's called "melody yubibe".
Melody yubibe?
You bend the index finger of your left hand into a key shape and put it in your mouth.
When you put it in your mouth, you straighten your tongue and put it on top of it.
This is how you blow.
This is called "melody yubibe".
So you don't blow other things but melody, right?
Basically, you can only play "melody yubibe" when you play a melody.
You can play various melodies with this.
You can play songs with this "melody yubibe", right?
Yes, you can.
I see.
Then I'll play you a song.
Wow!
Wonderful!
Since we're here, why don't you show us how you do it?
Let's go forward.
Everyone's favorite, let's go forward.
Let's start with the basics, Sensei.
Before you do it, the most important thing is to disinfect your fingers.
I see.
Your fingers are dirty.
Use a wet tissue, everyone.
Use it properly.
It's dirty.
Can I use a wet tissue?
Ms. Yazawa, you can't use it.
Why not?
Why are you laughing?
Ms. Yazawa, you can use one box.
What's wrong with you?
It's clean.
There's a lot going on right now.
Disinfect it properly.
Ms. Yazawa, you can't use it yet.
Why not? It's clean!
Don't worry about it.
It's dirty.
Don't worry about it!
Now!
It's disinfected.
Use your right index finger and thumb to make a ring.
With your tongue...
You roll it up like this.
This is Alps, right?
Yes, this is Alps.
Can I use either hand?
Yes, you can use both hands.
Roll up your tongue like this.
Put a bandage on it.
Some people want it.
Endo-san, can you do it?
A little more.
No, not like that.
It looks like it's coming out.
My tongue is coming out more than my voice.
Are you okay?
Don't open your cheeks as much as you can.
Don't open your cheeks.
Imagine that you are skiing.
More, more.
Okawa-san, more.
Okawa-san!
Don't let air leak out of your armpits.
It looks like it's coming out.
It's coming out.
Please do it.
It looks like it's coming out.
Not at all!
Don't read it!
Put your skirt in and put your socks up.
Endo-san, you can do it, right?
Do your best!
Endo-san, you can do it, right?
I can't do it.
You can do it!
Don't rest.
Put your finger on it, but move it back and forth.
Move it back and forth and do it yourself.
You're going to lose your finger.
Not at all.
She's coming out.
Okay, it's going pretty well.
Okay, right?
Ayo's coming out, so she's out of position.
Okay, Ayo's outta position.
- I'm not sure. - I'm not sure.
- Is Ai-chan okay with this? - Ai-chan, let's try it one more time.
- It's working. - No.
- It's working. - Endo-san, Endo-san!
- It's working. - It's working.
- Ai-chan, you're about to do it again. - Ai-chan, you're about to do it!
- Ah, you're doing it like this, right? - You're doing it.
- You're doing it! - You're doing it!
- You did it! - Okay, pass!
- You did it! - You did it!
Wait! Don't shoot me!
- Yokoyama-san? - Huh?
- Try not to get your cheeks on fire. - Don't get your cheeks on fire, Yokoyama-san!
Yokoyama-san, can you do it?
Ah, it's completely different.
It's completely different. You have to blow it out.
My tongue is hard. What should I do?
Do a tongue exercise.
- A tongue exercise. - A tongue exercise.
Ah, Endo-san, you did it!
- It's almost there! - You can do it!
- It's almost there! - It's almost there!
It's almost there, but it's not there yet.
Ah, it's almost there!
Is it okay?
It's coming out.
Konji, is it coming out?
No.
It's coming out.
Why?
The instrument is different.
Here we go.
It's coming out.
Why?
It's coming out.
OK.
Time's up.
Alps wasn't good.
There's more.
There's more information for you.
What's next?
Can you tell me other ways of doing it?
There are two ways of doing it.
Melody finger.
Bend your index finger like a key.
It's called "nananoji".
When you put it in your mouth,
put your index finger on top of your tongue.
It's easy to understand.
The other way, though.
It's like that.
The other way.
When you bend your finger,
there's a shape of Mt. Fuji inside of it.
Make a Mt. Fuji!
There's a shape of Mt. Fuji inside of it.
Make a 5 or 6 mm angle.
Make a parallel shape of the top of Mt. Fuji.
Make a horizontal shape of "nananoji".
This is the basic shape of "nananoji".
Put your lower teeth on your lower lips.
Put your finger in.
First, make this.
Stick out your lower jaw as much as you can.
Oh!
Looks like it's coming out!
Oh! It came out!
It came out!
Oh! It's coming out!
Furi-san, are you making it in English?
It's big enough for five or six people.
If you can let out air from your side...
What's wrong with letting out air from your side?!
I got it!
From the middle.
I got it!
Next time!
Next time I'll do it!
Do you suck it?
Chew!
The other way!
If you suck it, I'll do it with you!
You can't suck it!
You can't suck it! You have to blow it!
Blow! Blow! Blow!
Wait!
Do you want me to do it?
Do it! Do it!
I got it!
Wait! Wait!
You have to learn the trick first!
How you put your finger in...
You can make it shallow...
Or deep...
That's right!
You have to find where it fits you best!
What?
What's wrong?
I'm getting dizzy.
It stinks!
That's good!
The shape of your finger...
There are four people left!
The tip of your finger...
Put it out of your mouth!
The tip of your finger...
Out of your mouth!
Press your finger as hard as you can!
Press it as hard as you can!
You, over here!
You're so cheeky!
Over here.
Make a prism and look for it yourself.
We don't have much time!
The rest of you will smell everyone's fingers.
You, over here!
Time's up!
This one's hard.
Melody, you're so shiny.
You're like a golden person.
Look at me.
Teacher, you're pretty.
So we tried it.
Was it hard for you?
It wasn't hard!
Out of the three, which was the easiest for beginners to do?
It might be Alex.
It's common.
But if you include the melody, you can make it harder.
If you do it like that, the melody will come out as you practice.
Everyone, are you ready?
Next is homework, okay?
Yes!
Sakai-san, you looked like you could do monkeys in your hometown.
It's something you can't do.
Teacher, thank you very much!
Thank you!
That was "Bunny Idol Fingertips"!
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Yes, wave your hands.
Thank you very much!
Well, everyone's hands are still wet, but I'd like to do my best.
I wrote a song request.
Yes, on IDOLing's homepage, request IDOLing members to say this and that in this situation.
IDOLing members will answer those requests.
For IDOLing fans who send in requests, we'll give out autographs for IDOLing members chosen for the Grand Prix.
Yes, let's do it!
SAMARIC SLOT
Yes!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Now that I have a career of my own, I can do things like this.
I have a fever, but when I'm about to go to work, I have to sleep.
This is a request from YAMAPON-san.
Thank you, YAMAPON-san.
Well, let's begin. First, KAWAMURA-san.
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Yes!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, you can do it!
You can do it!
Ma'am, you know...
It's not human power!
Ma'am, did you wipe your hands properly?
Did you wipe your hands properly?
I did! They're clean!
Please do.
Yes!
Well, let's begin.
A request from YAMAPON-san.
I have a fever, but when I'm about to go to work...
Ah, you have to be sleeping, right?!
That's weird, isn't it?!
You're crazy!
That's right.
Really?!
Well, it did feel like you were sleeping, but...
It depended on you.
You're lying!
What's with you?!
You've been using snaps a lot lately, haven't you?
It's not like that!
Yes.
Was it good?
Yes.
The direction has changed, though.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
We worked hard on it.
Now, let's move on.
Today, you can write a theme for each person.
What?!
That's right.
So you can't prepare anything at all.
Now, let's move on!
"Fansama" slot...
Open!
When her boyfriend was fascinated by sexy bikini girls on TV...
Hmm...
Her skin was sticking out of her mouth...
I can't take it anymore!
Yes, this is from "fansama" slot...
Nonki-kun-san.
Thank you very much.
Yes, when it comes to sexy bikini girls, it's Honchi-san!
Please!
Now, are you ready?
Here we go!
"Fansama" slot...
A request from "nonki-kun-san"...
When her boyfriend was fascinated by sexy bikini girls on TV...
One word!
Hmm...
I don't know anymore!
We'll report it as a false report!
No!
Yes, this is a news!
Yes, in March 2008, a moving whirlwind wrapped up Japan's whole world...
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"A Miracle Cherry Blossom Blooming in Winter" will be broadcasted on Fuji TV NEXT.
Please watch it!
Yes, so, this time, we did "FANTASMA REQUEST" but...
The whirlwind! Everyone, please!
Yes!
Shall we end with everyone's whirlwind?
Let's go out here and end it with "pa pa pa pa"!
Yes, we'll do it!
Yes, 3, 2, 1, please!
Goodbye!
More like this...
What am I supposed to do?
It's easy! Let's do it in Italian.
You should have just said "ferfefefe".
If you say it like that, it'll come out well.
Yes, then, let's proceed with the next theme!
Antonia...
Hey!
It won't stop!
Bye bye!
When you're caught in a handrail at a mine ranger and your girlfriend is caught in the same handrail, what do you say?
Ehe, datte kondiru ni temae?
This is a fan-summer name from Nico Nico-san.
Who should I pick for this situation?
If it's this situation, it's Biple, right?
Speaking of "ehe"...
"Eheple", "eheple".
Let's go.
When you're caught in a handrail at a mine ranger and your girlfriend is caught in the same handrail, what do you say?
Ehe, datte kondiru ni temae?
You got a little drunk, didn't you?
Kondiru ni temae?
I'm sorry.
Kondiru ni temae?
That's wonderful.
It looked like it would appear in an anime.
What kind of anime is it?
Okay, let's continue.
Shall we?
Okay.
Fan-summer slot...
Go ahead!
Cute!
The "awakening handrail" one.
Stop!
Okay.
When you were looking at her...
Ah!
You were looking at me just now, weren't you?!
Okay, this is a request from fan-summer slot "drinka-san".
You weren't looking at me just now, weren't you?!
Okay, let's continue.
That's not important.
Kikuchi-san!
Go for it!
Okay, I'm looking forward to it.
Go for it!
Okay, let's continue.
This is a request from fan-summer slot "drinka- san".
What did you say when you were looking at her?
Eh? You were looking at me just now, weren't you?
Wait! Why are you naked?
No, no! That's not what I meant!
What are you doing?
I didn't know if I should do it or not, so I did it.
You didn't know if you should do it or not, so you chose to do it, didn't you?
What kind of situation is that?
I was in the bath by myself, and...
You were in the bath and someone was looking at you, weren't you?
No! That's not what I meant!
You saw me and you came in, didn't you?
No! I was naked in the bath by myself...
Which bath?
I saw you coming in from some bath and you were looking at me, weren't you?
That's the worst!
I just realized that I did it and it's the worst!
Thank you!
You're so good!
Now, since we're here, let's have Saito-san do the "fanservice" part.
Me?
Yes.
I want to see it!
If you don't do it right, you won't be able to do it.
That's why you have to work hard.
Yes, I understand.
Okay, then... "fanservice" part... start!
Start!
Okay!
A word for a guy who says he's weak.
Ah, a word for a guy who says he's weak in the morning.
Should I give you a morning call every day?
This one is from a fan named Yoshioka Takuzo-san. Thank you!
Then... Cupid Club!
- Cupid Club, right? - Yes!
Right? We're doing a good job of delivering it, right?
Now, let's go.
Sorry, sorry.
A request from fansign name "Kindergartener Takuto-san".
I'm weak in the morning
A word for boys like that!
Should I give you a morning call every day?
Club!
What kind of club is this?
Suspicious.
Yes, let's make it that kind of club!
- I see! - Yes!
Morning club!
- Morning club! - Morning club!
Well, I don't mind you doing it.
No, it's okay!
- I'm sorry for bothering you. - No, it's okay!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Okay, next... - Shall we do it?
Endo-san, would you like to try slotting?
- Endo-san? - Wow!
Endo-san?
I don't have enough energy.
I can't do it.
Start!
Simple!
Stop!
- Oh, it was there! - It was there!
On our one-week-date trip home...
- To Mitch... - Hey!
Can I call you by your first name?
- Who? - Who?
A request from fansign name "Minmin-san".
Thank you very much!
- It's amazing that you thought of it! - Sakai - san!
- What?! - Do your best!
- You can do it! - Do your best!
- Do your best!
Okay, let's do it!
Are you ready?
Are you ready? Let's do it!
A request from fansign name "Minmin-san".
On our one-week-date trip home...
Hey, can I call you by your first name?
What are you doing?
I don't know what you want to do.
At least tell me.
Is it cute to bite in half?
That's what you did with your hand, right?
I'm sorry about that.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Okay, let's move on to the slot.
Where did you press?
The stop button is here.
Kansama slot...
Open!
You're not getting up.
Hurry up and get up.
Or I'll get mad!
Put your name in and say, "I'm going to get mad."
This is a request from Nao-san of Kansama Nemu.
I'm going to get mad.
You're biting me, aren't you?
Okay, Yazawa-san!
Yes!
Do your best!
Now, let's go!
Eh?
Nao-san's request.
A word for childhood friends who can't get up easily!
If you don't get up soon, I'll wake up Erica!
Wait a minute!
Amazing!
It's too much.
It's too much of a bad joke.
Why is it like this?
Isn't it early morning bazooka?
Early morning bazooka.
If you don't get up soon...
I know our generation, but...
Early morning...
I can't stand it if you do it like that.
Is it bad?
Early morning bazooka.
I see.
It's bad.
I'll do it again.
Please don't.
Is it okay if I don't say it?
I just said it in the middle, but is it okay if I don't say it?
Do you want me to say it properly?
Yes.
Now, let's go!
To childhood friends who can't get up easily...
Please say it!
Hurry up and get up!
It's bad!
Why is it like this?
It's because it's dangerous.
Thank you!
It's really bad.
Early morning bazooka!
You'll get scolded.
Thank you!
Is everyone done?
It's not over yet, is it?
Is it over?
Is everyone done?
It's not over, is it?
Then, let's go to the slot.
Phantom slot...
Go!
How did you feel when a classmate you used to like asked you out on a date?
It hasn't changed much.
We'll start with the fan name "Tanmen600". Thank you.
Yokoyama-san!
We'll start with the fan name "Tanmen600".
How did you feel when a classmate you used to like asked you out on a date?
How are you? It hasn't changed much, has it?
Has anything changed between you and the person you used to like?
Our relationship hasn't changed, but I've improved a little.
What happened between you and the person you used to like?
I don't know, but I want to add a little tsundere feel.
A little tsundere feel, I see.
That's good, isn't it?
It's like that.
I can't get enough of this.
It's good, isn't it?
It's like a boy and a girl.
It's like that.
Next up is Okawa-san.
Okay, let's start.
Tanmen600
Fight!
Wow, you're loud!
No, no, I'm just excited.
Fight!
When you have a chance to talk with the person you like, can you sit next to them until the next train arrives?
This is from "fansa-money"'s Sinapiero-san. Thank you.
This is the last one, Okawa-san.
Please decide on the last one.
Okay, hint.
Until the next train arrives...
Yes, yes, can you sit next to them?
Yes.
Okay, let's start.
This is a request from "fansa-money"'s Sinapiero- san.
When you have a chance to talk with the person you like...
Can I sit next to you until the next train arrives?
That's cute!
She's a little shy now.
You really say "no" a lot, don't you?
I'm not good with nerves.
I'm doing this for real, so I think it's a little embarrassing.
It was a little embarrassing, wasn't it?
Yes, that's right.
That's all for today.
Mashima-san, who do you want as your MVP today?
MVP...
I see.
What criteria do you have for this?
Do you want me to look strong or something like that?
Cupid Club!
MVP...
That's all for today.