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Yazawa-san, I've been thinking that you've run out of ideas lately.
Really?
I've been thinking about what I should do, and I'd like you to come up with some ideas.
Ideas...
Yes, you're the most interesting person in IDOLiNG.
That's not true, but...
Here I go.
Um...
Here I go.
Okay.
Bakkibakkaiso! Let's begin!
Bakkibakkia de!
Customers, let's do it together!
Bakkibakkia de!
Um, I'm really sorry to say this, but...
Isn't it "bakkuri"?
Is it okay?
Have you heard of it before?
Yeah, I've heard of it somewhere.
Oh...
Okay, let's go with that.
Got it, got it.
Here I go.
Okay.
Okinawa miyage no teesuko!
Um...
See, see, see!
Um...
If you're like Yazawa-san...
If you're like Yazawa-san and have a hot temper, I think you can do it.
But I don't have that kind of hot temper, so...
Let's do it like that.
This is fine! Let's do it like this!
Good evening! I'm Currypanman!
Currypanman!
Um...
Yeah, I'm Anpanman's best friend!
But Anpanman only has love and courage!
Is my direction correct?
Is it okay?
- Your direction? - Yes.
Huh? Then what do you want me to do?
Do you have anything else?
Just say it!
My love story
The story of love's magic
But I'm sure it's just one-sided
I'll tell you
(I'll tell you!)
The boy and girl in the next class
Do you think love is just a dream?
Or are you seeing it for yourself?
Are you selfish?
(Are you selfish?!)
Are you talking to someone?
Are you talking to girls?
(Teacher! Please listen to me!)
Don't don't be mad
Silence!
The truth is
Not a big deal
Give me a big deal
(Please notice me)
(Idol Game Show)
We've only heard of Yazawa-san's "chinsuko" (chinsuko = "cheeks" in Japanese)
No, that's not it!
It's not, right?
It's not!
Because you've done this before, right?
OKIDO WAVE! OKIDO WAVE!
Now, the Idol Game Show has begun.
- Thank you! - I'm Marima Saito, not Shushori. Nice to meet you.
- So, today's project is... - Yes.
- This one, right? - Yes.
- Well, you've seen it before, haven't you? - What is it?
- That "Evangelion Snack". - Yes, that's right.
- Some of the staff are addicted to it. - Yes.
- We thought we could make 40 of them, and if we did all of them, we'd run out of time. - Yes.
- So we tried another one, but it didn't work out. - That's right.
- "Evangelion Snack", right? - It didn't work out at all.
- Yes, it's "Evangelion Snack". Last time, we put in one box and 12 of them, but we ran out of 8 boxes. - Yes.
- Even though we ran out of 8 boxes, we ran out of 3 boxes.
- We thought we'd run out of them all, but we ran out of 18 out of 40.
- We ran out of them over and over again. - Yes.
- However, some of the staff who are addicted to "Evangelion Snack"... Well, it's just a correction, but... - That's right.
- We thought we could do it again.
- With that said, we've decided to do it again! - Yes.
- Let's do it! "Emergency Comparison Evangelion Snack"... Let's do it again.
- Let's do it again. For me.
- This is the first time in my life that I've been bitten.
- I'll never be bitten again!
- Let's do it! "Emergency Comparison Evangelion Snack"... Will we have all of the extras? Part 3!
This time for sure! Everyone, let's get together!
Evangelion Snack... Last time we couldn't open up the extras.
"Godas" and... A total of 62 of them.
It's here, it's here!
Sakai Gensaku-san's passionate wish for you to get all of them,
so we've added three more boxes and now we have 98 boxes in total!
These aren't from the production team, they're all from the staff themselves!
As expected, if you have 96 of them you should be able to get all of them.
Please! It all depends on how lucky you are!
If you look at the previous ones, they all had something, right?
Sakai-san, right?
Leave it to me!
You only showed me the same ones!
You only interfered with me, so please!
Today I'll be of use!
Today we'll show you a rare one!
This one here, it already has a mark on it.
Also, for those of you who don't know,
in order to motivate you all, we've prepared something like this!
Are you ready?
Here it is!
This time, it's a high-priced product!
It's so cute!
Let's start with this one, shall we?
What's this called?
NERV
NERV Automatic Sales Record
For those of you who guessed it right...
I shouldn't have said "guessed it right", but...
For those of you who guessed it right, you can drink Starbucks coffee for free!
It's so good!
For those of you who guessed "AMBILICAL CABLE SOCKET"
For those of you who guessed "FUJITELEVISHINESHOKUDO"
For those of you who guessed "BARRIER"
For those of you who guessed "LONGINUS SPEAR"
For those of you who guessed "SAITAMI FUJITOKYO RAMEN YATAI"
For those of you who guessed "ZEST-A-LONG"
For those of you who guessed "EVANGELION"
For those of you who guessed "SECOND TOMATO"
For those of you who guessed "BBQ RICE"
For those of you who guessed "BASIC TYPE"
For those of you who guessed "BIKE"
For those of you who guessed "ANTIQUE TECHNIQUE"
Did you get it?
By the way, I heard about this course
These are pretty self-taught
I want you to do your best
If it's like this, I don't know what I'm going to do
I'm just a prisoner
I want you to complete it
And oh, I forgot something important
What is it?
Last time, we had a hot guest
We have another hot guest
It's Mr. Evangelion Snorlax and Alien Uematsu!
This is your usual costume
What is this?
This is a plug suit
I modified it
It doesn't matter, does it?
Modification doesn't matter
What's selling?
It doesn't matter if you put it in or not, it doesn't change!
By modifying it, it's getting harder to move, isn't it?
What are you thinking about this time?
Putting my goal in the center and switching it.
I told you not to say it in public, didn't I?
Putting your goal in the center and switching it.
What kind of spirit did you have today?
A spirit of "you can't run away."
Running away was between "ge" and "ga."
You can't run away.
We're going to say "you can't run away" again today.
We're going to have 40 kinds of "you can't run away."
Who wants to go first?
Who do you think you are?
Endo is good.
Endo, it's your first shot.
Let's go with a little more momentum.
What should we aim for?
I want to aim for a prize.
You can aim for a prize first.
Try to guess what prize it is.
If you don't do it, it'll be just a lottery.
How about "the longinus spear prize"?
Don't say "prize"!
Let's open it up and see which one it is.
It's this one, right?
That's right.
Then...
It's this one.
Can you see it?
No, wait a minute.
No? No?
Can you see it?
Yes, it's this one.
Okay, let's open it up.
Here we go.
Okay, open.
Open!
What is it?
Barrier!
Barrier?!
It's out!
Barrier!
Barrier! Barrier! Barrier!
It's out!
So...
I'm trying my best not to let that happen, but it's just a lottery.
I'm so happy!
Barrier!
I'm so happy!
It didn't come up much last time.
I saw this barrier.
This is...
In Evangelion, it's called "AT Field".
"AT Field"?
Yes.
It's the barrier that Evangelion uses for guarding.
Guarding...
Is that right?
Yes, it is.
Yes, you're right.
Yes, you have to protect yourself from attacks.
Evangelion...
Yes, and that's why it's called "barrier".
Yes.
This is what Shimoaki used while sleeping.
I see.
Other than you two who are trying so hard to talk, everyone else is out of the lottery.
Please focus on me!
It's not like that!
This is a chance for you to like Evangelion.
Yes!
And with that, the first barrier is out!
Yes!
Barrier! Barrier!
By the way, the barrier is...
Michael Parmier's "all you can eat".
Congratulations!
By the way, this is just...
Right?
It's been completed, right?
Yes.
Yes, and with that, let's go, Azawa-san!
Yes!
Well...
Michael put it out, so I...
I put it out, so what should I put out?
So don't look at the show first!
Don't look at it!
Do you want bicycles or not bicycles?
Bicycles!
Don't choose a product first!
I've only been to Lantz, so I'll go for Z-A-L-O-N!
I'll go for Z-A-L-O-N!
Z-A-L-O-N is cool, isn't it?
Which one is it?
That's it!
Daiba-tabe-houdai!
Yes, Z-A-L-O-N!
I'll go for it!
If you win the Z-A-L-O-N award,
Fuji TV Restaurant will become Daiba-tabe-houdai!
Daiba-tabe-houdai!
Do you want to complete it?
What is it?
I've never seen it!
What is it?
It's out!
What is it?
Umbilical cable!
Yay!
That's weird! That's weird!
What's weird?!
What is this weird smell?!
I see!
This has to come out again!
By the way, what is this?
This is Evangelion's power supply.
Power supply!
If you put this on, you can turn it off.
If you don't put it on...
If you take it off, it turns off in 5 minutes.
I see. Is this pretty rare?
This is rare.
What is this?!
That's up to the maker.
Okay!
A new one came out!
I'm glad!
It's going well!
The sales are strong!
It's going well!
Let's move on!
How was it last time?
You wore it a lot, didn't you?
That's right! The older people wore it a lot.
It looks good now, doesn't it?
I'm wearing it now.
I'm...
Look over here!
I said it last time, but...
Spear!
Oh, you're wearing a spear!
I want a weapon.
I'm saying this now, but please don't wear it.
Is it okay?
It's a little loose, though.
It's okay!
I'll show you who's serious!
You're serious, aren't you?
It's going well.
It's a weapon.
Is it fun?
Did you wear it?
Unfortunately...
I didn't wear it.
What is it?
All of a sudden, the temperature in the studio dropped.
What is it?
Who wore it last time?
Last time...
No one remembers!
Anyway, it's a double!
It's a double!
Get back!
What? It's a double? I don't like it!
Okay, next!
Here it comes!
Asahi-san, you did a good job!
You did a good job!
Thank you!
Which one should we go for?
This is the second handgun for EVA.
Handgun?
Yes!
It's really nice!
It's wonderful!
It's really nice!
It's not worth it!
I'm covered in your greed!
Wait!
Your way of thinking is very different!
It's a little fresh!
I'll show you!
I'm really scared of you!
I'll go to the back!
Even if you tease me, I won't react!
Here I go!
What is it?
Please!
What is it?
I feel like it's a different box!
What is it?
Here you go!
This is A. 3. 1. 0 Misato T-shirt!
Yes!
That's right!
Misato T-shirt is available!
Misato!
That's great!
Wait!
It can't be helped!
Wait!
There's less excitement than inside!
Wow!
There's half of what is necessary left!
It's twenty percent!
That's right!
Twenty percent of what is left left!
You did well!
Yay!
Good job, Akari!
Good job!
And you, Kawamura, you bastard!
Hey! Don't show up too much, you idiot!
What?!
I want to show up!
I just want to show up.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay, Kikuchi-chan!
Nami-chan!
It's my first time seeing you!
Oh, you're here!
Yes! This place is definitely...
By bike.
By bike?
By bike!
What are you doing?
What should we do?
Don't stare at me like that!
By style!
By style?!
By style!
What do we do? How do we choose this?
By the way, do you know anything about Evangelion?
No, not at all...
What kind of story do you have in mind about Evangelion?
Looking at the illustrations and all...
Horror?
Horror movie!
Save humanity!
Movie?!
Isn't that so cool?!
I want to see it!
Why?
I don't know!
I'm not going to play Evangelion in the meantime!
I don't know!
Can we see it?
No, you can't.
With this!
Yes, please.
Please open it.
Do you want me to do it for you?
Do it!
What is it?
Huh? Have you seen it before?
I've seen it!
Is it here? Is it here?
Is it here?
Unfortunately...
It's closed.
What?!
What is it?
It's the third time.
Why did you participate in this?
There's nothing else.
You can't do it.
It's closed.
Shouldn't we leave half of it open before we film?
Shut up!
There's a lot.
Don't make me do it.
There's nothing but no hope in my dream.
Next!
Which one?
There's love in it!
Yes!
There's love in each one of them!
So, what should we aim for?
What should we aim for?
That's right.
Then, the third-best ramen stall!
That's right!
We wanted to do a ramen stall last time, but it didn't happen.
By the way, if we do a stall, we can eat as much ramen as we like!
Oh no!
In that case, garlic ramen and char siu...
It doesn't matter!
Then, we'll go with it!
What's going on?
Please!
What is it?
Something new?
Something new has arrived.
It's here!
This is a good pace.
It's a playground.
A playground!
This!
What is this?
This is...well, it doesn't have much to do with history, but...
It's the latest model of the pachinko in modern times.
What is it?
Ikari-kun was playing with it.
Oh, Ikari-kun was playing with it.
It's here!
Yes!
It's going well.
It's halfway there!
Come on, come on!
It's halfway there!
Machimana-san has put it out.
This is...
I'll go with No. 2.
No. 2!
I'll go with No. 2.
No. 2.
I'll go with No. 2.
Is No. 2...
It's a barbecue-flavored all-you-can-eat.
No. 2!
There were people who wanted to put it out last time, but it didn't come out.
No. 2 probably has a lighter sound to it.
It's big!
It's black!
I'll go with this.
I see. No. 2.
Yes, I'll go.
No. 2, come on!
Is it here?
Is No. 2 here?!
Unfortunately, it was defeated.
Come on!
But well...
It's weird...
It's an unillegal cable.
But it came out just now, so it's not there anymore.
Yes, that's right.
It's not there anymore.
Yes, it's over.
If you had it on you, take it off right now!
What?!
How embarrassing!
Okay, moving on...
Okay, next...
Kaede-chan...
Kaede-chan had it on her quite a lot last time!
That's right!
I didn't have it on me once!
She only brought out rare ones.
This one has it, though!
- Kaede-chan, your flow is good. - Yes, I'll do it!
If you're Kaede-chan, you can lift up the wheel now.
So kind!
- Kaede-chan is heavy. - Heavy.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Kaede-chan has a good personality. - Shut up! Take off your earplugs!
Gaia! Gaia! I don't need that kind of Gaia!
Gaia! Gaia!
Gaia idol!
Too bad!
- Kaede-chan! - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- Too bad! - Too bad!
- Do you have a chance? - Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
- Too bad! - Too bad!
- Kaede-chan has a good personality. - Yes, she does.
- Kaede-chan, if you do this again, you can lift up the wheel. - Shut up!
- Shut up!
Shut up, Gaia idol!
- Shut up! - Shut up!
- Here it comes! - Here it comes!
- Wear it! Wear it! - Here it comes!
- You're useless. - No, no, no!
- Roll it! Roll it! - Roll it?!
- You're using that kind of trick! - No, but unlike Amemi,
I wasn't aiming for a prize, but a motorcycle.
- Whatever. - And if Sotai-kun... - Hurry up!
- And if Sotai-kun hits me... - Wait! If Sotai-kun hits you, you'll get hit by a bike!
- Don't get involved with each other! - Hurry up!
- No, no! I wanted a bike, too! - Roll it! Roll it!
- Here it comes! Here it comes! - Roll it! Roll it!
- Sotai-kun! Sotai-kun! - Get out!
- Sotai!
- I want to see! - I want to see!
- Sotai-kun!
- Where are you going?! - I want to ride a bike!
- This is just a warm up. - No, you won't.
- You hit me! - Oh!
- That's a new one. - Oh!
- A handgun! - A handgun exclusively for Amemi.
- What?! - Amazing!
- Oh! You're not wearing it anymore! - That's great!
- You hit me! - You're not wearing it anymore!
- Now you've recovered, right? - I won't let you do that!
- You did it!
- Hurry up and jump! - What?!
I got it!
Yes, you got it!
You're doing good!
Keep it up!
You're doing good!
Let's keep going!
Let's do our best!
We still have a chance!
You don't know even if you eat it!
I really don't know!
Um...what was it? What was I aiming for?
What was it? Oh, right! Spear! Spear! Spear!
Spear! Spear! Spear!
It's not a spear! It's a spear!
Can I open it?
Yes, you can! Please open it!
Ah! What is this?
What is it?
Oh! It's here!
It's here!
Is it here?
Is it here? Is it here?
It's finally here!
Isn't it here?
It's finally here!
Is it here? Is it here?
It's not "double" but we got it right
What is it?
It's not "double"
Which one?
What kind of tension should we be in?
What is this? What is this?
This is...
Misa?
What is it? What is it?
Misa?
Nagano-san, what is this?
This is a UN military aircraft carrier
Y-38!
It's here!
Wonderful!
It's here!
Last time we didn't have "double" even if we didn't have the product
Everyone was clapping
What is with this tension?
It's totally changed!
So, Michael, wonderful!
Wonderful!
It's here!
Where should we eat it?
Next, we'd like to eat yakiniku
Yakiniku
It's here!
This time, we'll talk about the history of the best of dart races, Japan Cups Dart
Please watch it!
Yes, yes, then everyone...
This!
Let's go!
Kalbi!
I'm going!
Not Kalbi?
Kalbi!
This!
It's here!
Bye bye!